We’re also talking presidential decathlons (no ballots, just bruises), Putin’s interview with Tucker, and a “Swifty” boycott that’s somehow both passionate and temporary.
⏱️ Chapters:
00:00 – Butt-bong festivals & intro chaos
03:24 – What “Texas” means in Norwegian (spoiler: not Texas)
05:43 – PETA targets amusement parks
12:40 – Zoo’s Valentine’s Day gift to your ex
14:54 – Butthurt Comments: Listener reactions
26:20 – The Presidential Decathlon: We pick candidates based on actual physical events
44:35 – Tucker Carlson interviews Vladimir Putin
57:53 – Tay Tay Talk: Tights, Travis’s playlist, and a Swifty meltdown
1:04:31 – Trending Topics lightning round
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