Cruise Ship Abortions, Vampire Stabbings, and Fat Flap Shootings
Stay in the Fray PodcastSeptember 15, 202300:50:51

Cruise Ship Abortions, Vampire Stabbings, and Fat Flap Shootings

đź§› A Homeland-obsessed woman stabs her date mid-sex.
⚾ A gun goes off in a stadium—hidden in fat folds.
🚢 And yes, we’re talking about cruise ship abortions now.

In Episode 2-5, Stay in the Gray dives headfirst into insanity, political gray zones, and absurd realities. From tribute to Bob Barker to grocery checkout line rage—it’s the most on-brand episode yet.

⏱️ Timestamps:
00:42 – Majority of SITG listeners are women
03:32 – Woman stabs date mid-sex: Homeland + vampire delusion
10:07 – Chicago White Sox shooting: the fat flap fiasco
16:50 – MAIN: Cruise ship abortions and global legal gray areas
28:15 – Brief tribute to Bob Barker
30:28 – Horror movie–level facts: fleas & human bacon
43:25 – Self-Awareness: grocery checkout line madness

🎧 Listen on Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/show/3jaWppA8IjMaLNkSTL4nwF?si=0d488271756844e6

đź”— All links + full archive:
https://linktr.ee/stayinthegraypodcast

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