It’s the Season One finale of Stay in the Gray—and we’re going out swinging. From Trump’s latest indictment and political hypocrisy to a Japanese man who spent thousands transforming into a collie, nothing is off limits.
We break down a Taco Bell lawsuit that might actually have merit (weird, right?), reflect on our favorite wild moments from Season One, and preview what’s ahead in Season Two. Plus: why orcas are eating livers with surgical precision, a real plan to walk across the globe, and deaths you just can’t make up.
🎙️ Come for the controversy, stay for the chaos.
Chapters:
00:00 – Intro
02:28 – Taco Bell Lawsuit
07:15 – Season One Recap + Season Two Tease
14:38 – Japanese Man Transforms into Dog
21:31 – Orcas Eat Whale Shark Livers
28:29 – Trump Indictment & Political Hypocrisy
55:50 – The World’s Longest Walkable Path
1:03:10 – Unusual Human Deaths
1:11:40 – Belize Ocean Hole Discoveries
1:18:00 – Awareness of Self-Awareness: Backing In, Trucks, and the Left Lane
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This is where it's at. Hey, hey, hey.
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My man Trey. Yes Sir.
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How are? You looking good over there, my
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man. Well, thank you.
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You must have started drinking early.
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I didn't. I just poured my first glass so
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that I'm. I'm totally focused on the show
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tonight. That was a sober compliment.
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That was a sober compliment, yeah.
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I'm going to go ahead right off the bat and talk about something
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really fast. I didn't know if I was going to
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talk about it all, but it is important to me because it's
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about Taco Bell. Of course, in this day and age
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in this country, probably the world, but definitely in this
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country, everybody is suing for everything, right?
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Talked about this McDonald's. All kinds of frivolous lawsuits,
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if you will. And this one hit home because,
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again, it's Taco Bell and there's a gentleman by the name
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of Frank Saragusa, and he's a New Yorker.
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Which doesn't, you know, guess doesn't surprise us.
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We have some a lot of New York listeners now, so I'm not going
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to say anything about New York, but he get this trick.
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He is suing for false advertising because of the
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amount of beef on his Crunch Wrap Supreme, of course, and
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Mexican pizza. He is claiming.
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I think he meant, I think he meant 50%, but he's claiming
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that there was 100% less beef. Wouldn't that be none?
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That's that's what I thought. But he basically was saying is
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there was no beef, There's barely any beef on this.
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Barely. And he took a picture, in all
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fairness. Not a lot of, not a lot of beef.
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But are you really going to sue? Can't you just go?
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You know what? Maybe I don't go there next
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time. Or, I don't know, You figure the
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cost of lawyers alone would be. And that's what's worth it.
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I don't know he he was upset because he paid $5.49 for a
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product that he claims the pictures falsely advertised.
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Interesting. And it says beef and or
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toppings. I want to see whatever the hell
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that means. I want to see a picture of the
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lawyer that took this case. I know, right?
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I I You know what a vision just popped into my mind right now
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when you said that you know wife beater with a gold chain and.
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My clients are always happy and I want to hear that conversation
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when when you know, Jim comes in and says I'm suing for not
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enough meat on my, you know my what the fuck is it called?
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A Mexican pizza. The Mexican Pizza and a Crunch
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Wrap Supreme and the Lord get. Your shit together.
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Yeah, let's do it. Let's go after Taco Bell.
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So get this, though, all right, He wants $500 per count.
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So he got one of each. So he wants $1000 for that one
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night. He's claiming this happened
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multiple times and so get this if if it wins.
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Anybody in the span of this two week period that got either of
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those items can provide proof of purchase.
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I don't know who keeps their receipts.
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And you'll get the $500 too per per K per No shit.
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So if you ordered like 5 Crunch Wrap Supremes, that's 2500 right
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there. God, you believe that?
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I wish I'd keep my receipt. This is ridiculous.
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I guess if you order an Uber and stuff or on, that's true.
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Yeah, on the on the app and shit.
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So you'd have that. Should we go like right now, or
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like 67 Mexican pizzas just in case this guy wins?
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I don't think it's going to go well for him, but if we say no,
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meat will that. On the receipt it says no meat.
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We're like, that's bullshit, I said extra, extra meat.
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Goddamn. And somebody said this was a
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whole another, another way to look at Taco Tuesday.
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I thought that was a joke because this came out on a
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Tuesday. That's interesting.
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So anyway, that was behold stake in like another, you know, like
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a Taco bueno or a Taco Casa you know about.
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Maybe they're not up there in in New York.
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Yeah, I don't know. Are they?
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I don't know. Either way, this.
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Bottom line is this guy's an idiot and I can't imagine if he
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wins. Something's really wrong, don't
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you think? I would think so, yeah.
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OK. Let's, let's, let's move on.
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All all this did is make me want a Crunch Wrap, Supreme meat or
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no meat because some of the other stuff's pretty good.
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What's the difference in a Mexican pizza and a tostada?
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Is it just because there's one chip or two chips?
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You mean the oh, that's true. No.
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Yeah, because, yeah, that it. Yeah, because you put stuff on
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the top chip now too. So it's not you're putting
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different things on the bottom and look, so if you get, we're
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moving on. If you get 2 Tostadas and stack
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them to eat them at one time, does that become a Mexican pizza
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at that point? No, because there's stuff on the
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top that doesn't come on a tostada.
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Gotcha. And we am I really going through
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this with you right now? Anyway, we spent the entirety of
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that song. Talking about Taco Bell, well,
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this is important. Well, that's true, especially
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when there's a lawsuit in play. That's true.
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It's This episode is bittersweet.
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And I don't really mean it's bittersweet.
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I mean, it's the last episode of season one.
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Trey, What do you think about that?
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So we're already through season one.
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Season one after tonight is in the books.
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You're not gonna kill me off before season.
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Two, are you? No.
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I think you're integral to the plot foot plot though.
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We'll see Okay. But season one has been
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fantastic and we've had so much fun and I've really enjoyed
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watching this thing grow and I've enjoyed getting to know
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some of the listeners and feeling like Trey and I are kind
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of figuring shit out as we go. And so it's sad to.
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I mean it's silly because. All we're doing is just going to
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the next show and we're just labeling it something different.
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But it's still kind of like okay, this is in the books.
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This is a good turning point for us to move on to a lot of
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different things. Trey and I are gonna be a little
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older and little wiser. Older and wiser, but we're also
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gonna be adding a couple elements to the show that I
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think are gonna make them either better or scare the shit out of
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you. One of the other.
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Right and. Whether you want to see us or
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not, you're going to see us. And I'll have to say I want to
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give you some kudos because from the get go you're the one that's
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really been driving this, really been pushing us along.
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I show up from time to time, you know, throw out some dumb shit
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on this, on the recordings and and you let me be a part of
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this. So I appreciate that and I
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appreciate your hard work with all this.
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Your dumb shit is. Has more wisdom in it than
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anybody else's. Dumb shit.
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Well, I appreciate. That yeah.
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But no thank you. And you don't need to say that.
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I mean, this is our show together, but we won't get
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sappy. But it's our show together.
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But I just, I have so much fun with it and I really think it's
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something that you and I need to be doing And what?
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We're working hard, right? It's been fun seeing it grow.
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Yeah, so we're gonna keep going and hopefully you guys spread
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the word and help us out. But I started thinking about
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season one. I started thinking about some of
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the funny, my favorite parts. And you know, we won't make this
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too long because, you know, no one probably gives a shit at
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this point. But you know, I loved all of
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Trey's dating stories. And as we all know, and he, you
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know, we put a hold on that for a little while because I think
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people were starting to get scared.
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People, people knew Trey. And then all of a sudden they
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said I I didn't really know Trey, apparently.
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No, I'm kidding. Tell you what, I get a lot of
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questions about my sexuality now, even with those stories.
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So. They didn't.
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I don't know if they didn't anything to help or or hinder,
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if you will, Oh well. But you know, there's some, some
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that stuck out. I mean, I thought you and I had
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a really great debate on things like the death penalty and and
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the marijuana talk and things where we kind of had different
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viewpoints. But I also enjoy the the things
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that we talk about that are we're like minded on.
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Which I think I think is a lot of things too.
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I think we're like minded on a lot of issues about staying in
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the in the Gray areas, trans issues and you know definitely
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being gay in the United States. We're on the same page.
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We kind of thought the same thing for Jason Aldean songs.
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I mean things like that where it's it's it's okay to be on the
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same page and be able to talk and give different perspectives.
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I've really enjoyed learning about so many things that we.
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Have brought to you guys that I would never have probably liked
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that before. Like the orcas and the animals
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and the wolves and you know the lovely Annakas Vinska.
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I mean I would never know who's that, who that was and now she's
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on my list. I've definitely seen a lot of
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crazy stories in the United States and around the world
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since we started doing this show, so.
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One of the funniest ones to me. It was two of the funniest ones
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that stick out to me. One was the wife that was left
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on the side of the road. And and was it Thailand or
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something like that one of those and.
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And he drove for 100 miles and didn't know, didn't know the
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other one was in Nicaragua. I believe it was the bull penis
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whipping ritual. Right.
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You know the the recently though, I think there was, I
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think it was just a couple shows ago the lady that jumped in
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saying claiming her dog would save her and he just ended up
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drowning. Yeah.
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Just didn't. He just didn't save her or the
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guy that got freed and ended up running back across North Korea
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border. There's been some great ones and
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I think that's what I think of is our ability.
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When I look back on season one, I think of our ability to talk
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about serious topics, which I didn't think we were going to do
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at the beginning of this thing. And I think I've had a good time
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and I hope you have with it too. And it's especially talking with
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a few of the guests that we've had, whether it's Jess or
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Antoine and Meg. And getting other perspectives
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and I think we plan to do more of that.
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For sure, we've got some in the line up here and I do wanna
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thank you for teaching me the lyrics to WAP because I think I
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get wrapped up in my dancing and don't really listen to the
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lyrics. So thank you for teaching me
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those. Now you have an awareness of
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Cardi B's intent, of the lyrics of it and so that.
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Yeah, I taught myself a few things in reciting those lyrics.
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Mainly that I should never be a rapper, but have your text
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messages gotten a little bit more risque to your wife now?
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It's only what? What's the big deal?
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It's just it's like, wait, I'm gonna bring my bucket and mop up
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there as soon as I get done with this show.
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She's like, what the fuck? Yeah, I forget.
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I forget so many of those lyrics.
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But yeah, that was funny. So we've had some good stuff
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and. I think just the ability to turn
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anything randomly into something funny hopefully is is good.
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So and then we're not, we're hit or miss, right?
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I think so. Not 100% funny, but I'd say
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we're pretty. I think we're pretty damn funny.
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Yeah, that's all that matters, right?
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I don't give a shit what you think.
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Yeah, exactly. So we're going to move on, move
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forward I should say And we're excited about new guests and new
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topics and all kinds of stuff. And we have an election coming
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up. We're just going to thought,
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you're gonna help me register. I am, yeah.
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Yeah. Well, you still need to register
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just to vote. To vote.
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Yeah, I've never done that before.
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I actually showed up to vote one time and they're like, have you
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registered? I was.
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Like, no, no, I didn't know how you had to do that.
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What are you talking about? I'm an American.
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Let me just mark something down. On the paper, I'm going to write
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it and put it in the box. But like I said, we're going to
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have some changes. We're going to do a little
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video, some guests tastefully tasteful videos and.
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It may be a little bit of a schedule change with times and
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things like that, but it's all gonna be based on what we've
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learned from you guys. So and I gotta get my nails
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done. If we're gonna do videos I can't
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have my nails looking like. This I know.
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I started thinking about that. How I've gotta we gotta look a
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certain way. I can't wear the same thing
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every show either anymore. Plop down in the chair looking
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like shit. But that's it's.
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I'm excited about that. And yeah, so we'll see you guys
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in Season 2 after tonight's show.
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The tiny show is going to be great.
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I'm excited about it. Let's go ahead and start.
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Trey. What do you think now that I
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have we not already? Started now that I've gushed
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about Confused right now. Now that I've gushed about our
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show and and how excited and and happy I am and all that, Let's
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I've got a story tonight that's basically I think it probably
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just explains what we do here better than anything doesn't.
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I don't know. I can't imagine.
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Explaining what we do. It's a well, it's a story.
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About a Japanese man. OK.
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Of course, Yeah. Who spent 15 to $20 to
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become a dog to become a dog to. Become a dog.
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It makes sense. Good for.
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Him. His name is Toko, of course.
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Of course. I mean like Smith, Toko, Smith
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at least. At least Toko is easy to under
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announce versus some of the other ones.
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Is that his dog name or is that his real?
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Name. I think that's his real, that's
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his real name. You know they didn't give a dog
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name. Maybe we should name him Toka
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Toko and Toka Human Size. It's a human sized collie
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costume that was made to fit like perfectly like a collie
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would be and he's has to squeeze in this thing and actually move
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around like a dog. Good.
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Sorry. Should we worry about the
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company that made this for him? Probably.
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And I forget exactly what they do, but they're they're
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prosthetics and they're this and they're that.
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And they do all they they make models.
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Unless they charge the shit out of him, then good for them.
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That's what I'm saying. 15 to $20 for this for this thing.
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Interesting. Just an expensive Halloween
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costume. Exactly, except it goes further.
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Trey. God, he said.
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I've always dreamed of becoming an animal and he dresses up in
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this costume a few times a month.
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He Please note me there's gathers and stuff.
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Like this, he goes. I rarely tell my friends because
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they might think I'm weird. You think?
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Wow. He only does dog things when
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he's in the suit. He refuses to act human.
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He won't speak. He won't do anything human does
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he pee on like fire hydrants like he.
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Rolls over for belly rub. Hold on.
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Where's this again? You said he's Japanese, so it's
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in Japan. Holy shit.
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Sitting and lifting his paws, of course, yeah.
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For treats, I suppose he walks on all.
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Fours he eats out of Yes, he walks on all fours.
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He also is He is known to be walked on a leash outside.
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By who? I'm not sure, but I do believe
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that. It said that just the other day
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was the first time he actually went on a real walk, like he was
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nervous to go outside on a real walk.
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Well, yeah, you think. And then the other one is he
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eats out of a bowl, of course, and it's fake dog food.
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It's like, maybe like it looked like cinnamon life.
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Remember that cereal? It was like, brown, but it
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looked like dog food. But it was cereal.
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Which one would be more nerve wracking, Walking someone or
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being? Or being walked.
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Yeah, who's giving it? Who's like because accompanying
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this cuz you're the normal well you're not in the outfit so
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everybody can see you walking this grown ass man in a fucking
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dog suit. I just think it's funny that the
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actual headline of this was like, man, afraid to tell
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friends that now the friends know.
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Well, now they know exactly who he is, but what got me was.
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And then we can end this. This is just a quick I don't
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know what to think of this, but you needed to know.
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You needed to know what? How does he go to the bathroom?
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Does he go to the bathroom like a dog too?
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Does he pee through the alpha? Suit.
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That's one thing. I mean, come on, if you're
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paying this much, they better put a pee hole and a pool.
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Hole I mean, right? Wow, Imagine this.
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So what is a cop gonna do if we see this grown ass man in a dog
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suit shitting on the street? Well, the person that's walking
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him has to pick it up. That's the person that we get in
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trouble. No, no, right.
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You have to draw a line at some point.
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Do you say I'm not picking up your shit?
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The person that's walking him, the cop comes, he's like, look,
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this guy's that these guy's a human, he's fucking crazy.
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He's in there. He shit, but he's paying me a
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shit ton of money to walk shit. On the law.
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And you need to get him, not me. Wow.
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It'd be funny if the guy's like, yeah, right Sir, hands on the
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car. Anyway, so here's so Toko's
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costume has attracted fans from all over the world.
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Fans. Fan it says fans and his YouTube
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channel Holy Shit, has created a space for like minded
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individuals to open up Oh my God quote.
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You inspire us to fulfill our dreams too, one subscriber
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commented on a recent video, while another said.
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I hope I become the animal I wanna be as well.
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You're an inspiration to us all. Holy shit.
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There's really not an ending, so we should probably just let it
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go, but I just there's no response.
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So if you could be any animal, what animal would you try to be?
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I didn't see that coming. I don't know.
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Something powerful, right? I'm not gonna be a collie.
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I wanna be something that I don't have to get on all fours
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too. Yeah, a bear.
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So like a bear or gorilla, like that gorilla that would be.
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I mean, bears go. They all go on all fours.
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But you don't have to. I think a polar bear would be
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cool. Yeah, but you don't like the
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cold. I just like the all white.
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So it's a koala, you know, you had the the ladies coming up and
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always petting on you and stuff like that, that'd.
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Be You're chilling in the tree. Plus, yeah, I don't know.
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I'd have to think about that. Yeah, get back to me.
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You're more ready for that. No, no, I'm not gonna give me a
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story like that and not be ready.
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I'm never ready to know what animal I want to be.
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If I came back in my next life as an animal, that's a whole
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different question because I'm actually an animal gotcha if you
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don't pay for a suit, but I made.
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I'm not paying 20 grand for a costume.
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No, no. Can you imagine that
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conversation with the wife? Why is there a $20 charge on
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the Amex to a prosthetic rubber company?
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Prosthetic Rubber Company. I don't know, it would be worse.
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Maybe the costume sounds better in that case, but anyway, it's
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for when you're on those long trips, babe.
00:19:12
Exactly. And he's not lying.
00:19:15
I mean, it's probably when he gets, it's probably when he gets
00:19:17
in the suit. Did you say if he's married or
00:19:18
not? It didn't, but I think that's
00:19:22
something we probably should have checked off.
00:19:24
Cuz if he's able to maintain a good and married life, I'm
00:19:27
figure out what I'm doing wrong. So anyway.
00:19:33
And the next one? Okay.
00:19:34
Yeah, we're moving on from that story because I have nothing
00:19:38
more to say. Is that right?
00:19:39
Yeah. Well, I just wanted to let
00:19:41
people know there was no agenda other than.
00:19:45
This happened be the animal you want to be.
00:19:47
Yeah, right. According to his Youtubes, How
00:19:49
many of you are actually going to look?
00:19:50
I didn't. Look.
00:19:52
I think maybe we should do that for homework.
00:19:54
Maybe I'll put that we'll put on social media.
00:19:56
That'll be fun, yeah. See, we're giving this guy
00:19:58
publicity. Maybe we should do YouTube
00:20:02
channels and get costume. Maybe that's a good idea?
00:20:05
That's how we do it, yeah. Because I think his YouTube
00:20:07
channel is doing pretty well, so there's that.
00:20:11
Moving on to a different animal topic and I think this is.
00:20:16
You know anybody that said, oh God, here we go again.
00:20:18
Shut up, because this is different and I'm excited about
00:20:22
this. Orcas Trey or Orcas chiller
00:20:27
whale. I think this has become an
00:20:29
obsession. It is when new things keep
00:20:32
happening like this. This is crazy.
00:20:34
OK, I hope friends of ours start buying you Orca gifts.
00:20:38
That becomes a thing. No, I don't love them.
00:20:40
I'm scared of them. They are intense.
00:20:42
You're going to get an Orca prosthetic cost.
00:20:44
They are smart, Yes, they are. No, I didn't.
00:20:47
Orca's not my choice. No.
00:20:49
Although if you could assure that I would be, well, no.
00:20:52
If I could hold my breath for like 30 minutes, you wouldn't be
00:20:55
able to move around. We had to put you on like a
00:20:56
little sled or a little cart or something.
00:20:59
How? Am I supposed to swim Okay?
00:21:04
So there are orcas and this, this.
00:21:07
I don't even know where this exactly this was.
00:21:09
I think it was off California, but okay, get this.
00:21:14
The white whale, I'm sorry, the whale shark, you know, the whale
00:21:19
shark. It's the largest shark slash
00:21:21
fish in the ocean, OK, right now.
00:21:25
The one that as of today. As of today, the one that is
00:21:31
going to come into play here in the story is 60 feet long.
00:21:34
That's that's a big ass shark. That's a big 60 feet, 60 feet
00:21:40
give. Me 18 meters for our European
00:21:43
listen, that didn't help out. How many car links is that?
00:21:45
I don't know. You don't know that 1/5.
00:21:48
What's a car 12 feet less 12 feet, give or take?
00:21:51
Five to six cars, Okay. Let's just say, all right, we'll
00:21:54
go with that. Listeners like, just go get in
00:21:58
the fucking story. So basically it's a big shark.
00:22:01
Now what these orcas are doing? And did you know that orcas once
00:22:04
were like known as quote, gentle giants?
00:22:07
Well, of course, yeah. I don't think so anymore.
00:22:10
I think they're maybe either They're like, no, we don't like
00:22:13
being called that. So we're now they're pissed on
00:22:15
anything. So this is what they used to do
00:22:18
to these whale sharks. They would come up on them as a
00:22:21
group, A pod if you will, and they would because once sharks
00:22:26
go upside down, they lose all sense.
00:22:29
They're kind of like in chaos, right?
00:22:31
So one of them turns them around and bites them to where he's
00:22:35
stuck upside down, the whale shark.
00:22:37
The whale shark and the others. The other orcas come and they
00:22:40
start eating from his stomach. Damn.
00:22:45
Sounds pretty vicious, right? Is a whale shark bigger than an
00:22:47
Orca? I think so.
00:22:49
I mean, I don't think the orcas are 60 feet, right?
00:22:52
But I think they're close. I think it's not like this thing
00:22:55
is just absolutely massive over them.
00:22:58
But I think two or three of them at a time is definitely an
00:23:01
advantage. So because they're pack animals.
00:23:03
Apparently, but we learned that about the boats and taking off
00:23:07
the rudders and everything. So.
00:23:10
So anyway, so now what's happening?
00:23:11
That's how they used to do it. That's how they used to do it.
00:23:14
Now they're just going right up to the belly from underneath and
00:23:17
just sucking the liver out. One of them swims by and does an
00:23:23
incision. They got this on camera from
00:23:25
underwater somehow. And one swims by real fast and
00:23:28
hits it with its teeth and just cuts the stomach open.
00:23:31
And the others go by and apparently and so sharks, these
00:23:35
whale sharks that have been washed up on shore that the OR
00:23:37
that they found apparently Then the whale shark, just like it's
00:23:40
done. It just flows to the bottom.
00:23:42
It's done. The ones they found have had
00:23:44
their livers and other organs I guess on the way out of gone
00:23:48
missing. But everything else is there.
00:23:50
So they're literally sucking the livers out of these sharks.
00:23:53
Tell me that's not weird. That's a hit and run right
00:23:55
there. Get this.
00:23:57
Scientists believe we all we talked about how smart these
00:24:01
guys are, right? Well, and Gladys the girl, This
00:24:05
gang territory, is that what they're fighting for?
00:24:08
Scientists believe the orcas are so intelligent that they now
00:24:12
know that liver is healthy, and that liver provides a huge
00:24:18
energy burst. That's crazy.
00:24:20
And that they. That's why they're going for
00:24:22
livers in every big animal. And they're vicious about it now
00:24:26
because they're getting this like it's like an adrenaline,
00:24:28
it's like a drug and they just go and they take these shark
00:24:31
livers and they're just like it's like it's like a like a
00:24:35
fix. And so I don't know about these.
00:24:38
Can they smell it? And I don't.
00:24:40
Know I don't know about these scientists.
00:24:42
Who knows? They're the ones that claim.
00:24:43
That's fucking crazy. It's.
00:24:44
Gang activity under the under the water.
00:24:46
But if you're sitting on a boat, do they smell our livers?
00:24:50
Who knows? But I mean, that would make
00:24:52
sense to me that they're trying to get us to fall over.
00:24:55
What's up? Dogs?
00:24:56
Don't figure this shit out cuz that would be chaos.
00:24:58
Yeah, Can you imagine that? Or all all mammals?
00:25:01
Everybody's after each other's livers.
00:25:03
Holy shit. But I do like a little bit of
00:25:06
haggis, which is sheep liver, liver, lung and heart.
00:25:10
Do you fry that up into a nugget or?
00:25:12
You can so arrange. They'll do like put ranch on
00:25:16
there, Trey. Yours would be melted cheese
00:25:18
ranch. What else would you put on that?
00:25:21
That sounds amazing, Haggis. Fritter.
00:25:25
Yeah, I'll take that with cheese and ranch with some chips.
00:25:29
Is that what? Chips on the side, Yeah, yeah.
00:25:31
Chips over there. Good, Trey.
00:25:33
Good job. You like that?
00:25:33
Yeah. Good job.
00:25:34
They'll be proud. So there's the ORCA update
00:25:38
again. You see it?
00:25:39
I can't pass it up, right. That's crazy.
00:25:44
I don't see why you had to wear your orca shirt just to tell
00:25:46
that story though for the show. Then well then they have so then
00:25:51
they were what were they? The sea lions, the what was the
00:25:54
sea Otter that was steel on the surfboards, the sharks.
00:25:58
And now the sharks gonna revolt. That's my question because you
00:26:01
had some shark issues. Remember on the East Coast over
00:26:03
the 4th, you had people getting bitten and we got an East Coast,
00:26:05
West Coast scenario coming on. That's right, it's a long swim
00:26:09
around. The sharks made it over there
00:26:10
and the orcas are like, Nah, this is our territory.
00:26:13
Yeah, goes to go tell your friends back in the East what
00:26:16
just happened to your cousin. And holy shit.
00:26:21
So enough about orcas, some crazy shit going on in the
00:26:24
water. Enough about orcas, We're moving
00:26:27
on. Let's move on until the next
00:26:29
show. Until the next show, until
00:26:31
something else happens, I haven't seen any in the Gulf
00:26:34
yet, which is what I've been looking for because we are close
00:26:36
by, I may be going up to the Northeast.
00:26:42
For a very brief vacation. Nice.
00:26:46
And I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be on the lookout.
00:26:47
I'm not going near the water. Good idea.
00:26:51
Not only for orcas, it could be anything up there.
00:26:54
Your liver. Is all I know the main.
00:26:56
I think I'm going up close to the main area.
00:26:58
The main lobsters would jump out of there clawing me and shit
00:27:01
like it's all after that liver. Yeah, they're just claws are
00:27:05
going. It's just the liver.
00:27:06
Give me that liver. I I think we have to bring this
00:27:10
up. I don't really want to, but I
00:27:13
think we have to because yet another situation came out
00:27:17
involving this person. And we may, you know, look, if
00:27:22
you don't want to hear about this, then then, you know, Fast
00:27:25
forward to the next segment. It it should be coming up fairly
00:27:28
soon. But we've got to talk about
00:27:31
former President Donald Trump. We just have to do it real fast.
00:27:33
Do we? Yeah.
00:27:35
Because yesterday it was the third kind of group of
00:27:38
indictments that happened, and it has to do with his They're
00:27:44
claiming that he was trying to overturn the 2020 results in the
00:27:48
election. Let me ask do you think if he
00:27:52
realized all this fucking backlash was going to happen?
00:27:55
Do you think he would ever ran for president back in the day?
00:27:58
I don't know and some and some people have brought that up, but
00:28:01
I think that I think it had already started.
00:28:03
I mean, I think because I never heard anything about Donald
00:28:07
Trump until he ran and became the president and now you hear
00:28:11
everything about him. Yeah, And I'm not exactly sure
00:28:14
what it was that I, like I said, I think things had started
00:28:17
becoming divided before, before he announced that he was going
00:28:20
to run. Whether or not you want to blame
00:28:23
the previous administration for a few, a few tactics that I
00:28:28
think were there, that can be a whole different discussion.
00:28:30
I think the the country was getting tense already with a lot
00:28:33
of the social issues. You know, trans and and still
00:28:37
pride, the pride and all that. And then abortion was always
00:28:40
been border control. I mean, all of these types of
00:28:43
things were issues, so people were already starting to get
00:28:45
butt. Hurt You're getting little,
00:28:46
became president. Yeah.
00:28:48
And it became so like we've talked about many times one side
00:28:51
versus the other and and it just was dividing and instead of
00:28:54
dividing and saying Oh well I think this haha, let's have a
00:28:57
beer together it it became this you know this all out spit fest
00:29:02
over the over the line. And I think what happened was is
00:29:06
like I mentioned on on my I think, I think it was X2.
00:29:09
I think it was the no, no, that was Colin Kaepernick.
00:29:12
I did on the first show. I did by myself a brief show
00:29:14
about Donald Trump. I mentioned that I don't even
00:29:17
think he did it. I don't even think he meant to
00:29:19
do it. I think he was used by both
00:29:21
sides to say, you know, my my side stands by him and the other
00:29:26
side says screw him, he's evil. And they were able to just
00:29:29
separate even more. And I think that he was.
00:29:31
And he's polarizing. Look, he says stuff and does
00:29:33
stuff, whatever. But I don't think it was that
00:29:36
exact. I don't think it was those
00:29:37
actions exactly that did the most dividing.
00:29:40
I think that the the the rip had already started and then it just
00:29:45
just blew up. And so what's happened?
00:29:49
And again, I don't know if he, I think there's a part of him that
00:29:52
actually enjoys the spotlight. You know, that's kind of one of
00:29:57
my, I've got to, you know. Look, Donald Trump is not
00:30:00
infallible to me for sure. I mean, anybody that thinks I'm
00:30:03
this far right guy that defends him is wrong.
00:30:06
I I think that he needs to calm the hell down.
00:30:09
I think he needs to not say certain things.
00:30:11
But then again, he's he won based on who he is, he won and a
00:30:15
lot of people believe he won a second time and that's where
00:30:18
this whole thing gets weird. Do you think Melania?
00:30:21
Is that her name? Yes.
00:30:27
Yeah. Good job.
00:30:23
Rolls her eyes every time something new pops up.
00:30:25
It's like. I feel bad for her because you
00:30:30
know, and she stands by him. Yeah, just a bitter.
00:30:34
Stand by him. I mean she could easily I
00:30:37
believe she could leave and you know people say that she wants
00:30:40
money this and that but I don't I don't think that's fully
00:30:43
right. I mean, I think she's frustrated
00:30:44
and I think, you know, they asked her once, what did, what
00:30:47
did you say when he? You know, she's been a Good
00:30:49
Wife. I mean, this is kind of, again,
00:30:53
the people who don't like Donald will roll their eyes.
00:30:54
And the people that do are like, hell, yeah, They asked her when
00:30:57
he approached her and said, how do you feel about me running for
00:31:01
president? She said, well, as long as you
00:31:05
know that if you run, you're going to win.
00:31:07
And it was like this, you know, lighten the fire.
00:31:12
And he had his wife just basically say you win at
00:31:15
everything you do, which isn't Adrian and Rocky back in the.
00:31:18
That's right. I mean, he got me.
00:31:19
He gave me goosebumps. He went and did his montage in
00:31:22
the gym. Right after that he swam some
00:31:24
laps. He was, you know, I mean, he
00:31:27
looks fit as hell, right? And he probably wouldn't played
00:31:31
around in golf and got all excited.
00:31:32
And look, Donald is a very unique person and he's somebody
00:31:41
that. Has divided the country
00:31:44
unintentionally. And I keep saying that I don't
00:31:47
even think he. I don't think he knows half the
00:31:49
stuff that he does. I honestly, I don't.
00:31:52
I mean, he doesn't. It's not like our current
00:31:53
president who doesn't know for a different reason what's
00:31:56
happening. You think he's got that best
00:31:57
friend that he's known from, you know, since high school and.
00:32:00
He has to he I mean like I like I wanted him to succeed when he
00:32:06
when he won and it was it was new and exciting you know and
00:32:08
I'm that guy I like. I like.
00:32:10
I want to see. All right, show me, Donald.
00:32:12
You have all these things you're going to do.
00:32:13
Show me. And I waited and waited and
00:32:15
watched and kind of saw him do some good things.
00:32:17
And then of course, and then all the sudden he says something.
00:32:21
Or to Emily, like, God, dude. Like, seriously?
00:32:24
Like, don't be an idiot. And I just don't think he, I
00:32:27
don't think he does a very good job of trash talking.
00:32:30
Or like someone will, like, say something in jest and he just
00:32:34
slams him and insults everybody around.
00:32:36
It's like, OK, whoa. He does realize millions of
00:32:39
people can see his responses. That's right.
00:32:41
And so his Twitter was probably one of the worst things and he
00:32:44
just anyway, but let me let me sum up real quick the three kind
00:32:49
of groups of indictments real fast.
00:32:50
The first one just so people know and we're doing this.
00:32:54
You know there are people out there, Trey, that are so
00:32:55
obsessed with this whole thing that they just they want to they
00:32:59
go into detail and they know every little thing and and
00:33:02
that's not us. If you want to know what he's
00:33:05
being indicted for, here it is. The first group of indictments
00:33:09
was for, quote, UN quote hush money to porn star Stormy
00:33:12
Daniels. Well, of course, I think we've
00:33:14
referenced that before. She claimed that there was an
00:33:18
affair back in the day. I think it was in the 90s.
00:33:21
And apparently he paid her $130 to keep quiet.
00:33:26
That's it. And that's what I was saying.
00:33:27
That's immediately. I was like $130, like Donald
00:33:30
Trump. I probably wouldn't be proud of
00:33:33
that. Yeah, I was.
00:33:33
Going to say like she would must have not been very good.
00:33:37
I don't know. And again he's claiming and he's
00:33:40
claiming it didn't happen. But the the issue was that
00:33:45
leading up to his campaign for 2016, you're not that's illegal.
00:33:50
You can't. It's called hush money, right?
00:33:52
And so. So if he wasn't running for
00:33:54
president, it was OK. I don't.
00:33:56
I don't know that answer. I I don't know.
00:33:59
I don't. I don't think you're allowed to.
00:34:02
I don't think you're allowed to do that, but think because
00:34:03
what's the where's the line? I mean, what hush from what?
00:34:06
Like if you're not running for some sort of office or something
00:34:09
that your job's going to be affected.
00:34:11
Maybe you just didn't want to get details to go, you know,
00:34:14
like a nondisclosure is that. Not the same, I don't.
00:34:16
I don't think so. I mean, your Jeter gave like
00:34:19
gift baskets to all the women, so how is that not frowned upon?
00:34:23
Right. Well, that Trey, that leads into
00:34:26
what up My whole point tonight is the hypocrisy involved is I
00:34:29
just think that. Certain people get overlooked,
00:34:31
and I don't think Donald did. And I think that in this case,
00:34:35
you know, what if he, I don't know, what if he gave her
00:34:37
$130 to help her out in some way?
00:34:41
Like, you know, just here's a certain amount that she claims
00:34:45
she needed or whatever, and it was gifted to her or you just
00:34:49
said here's $130. Please don't let people know.
00:34:53
I like to be paddled and with a pacifier.
00:34:57
Yeah, I think that counts as part of the hush money.
00:34:59
That's a hush money. I think so, but that's gotta
00:35:02
make a phone call real. Quick, your reaction initially
00:35:06
was what mine was, that's it, $130.
00:35:09
And so I'm wondering about that and nothing's come of that and
00:35:12
nothing ever came of that. So I don't know.
00:35:14
The second one is, of course we talked about not long ago and I
00:35:17
think that's when I brought it up on that show I did by myself.
00:35:22
Is the classified documents. And apparently he took some
00:35:25
after he was technically no longer president and didn't let
00:35:30
the government come retrieve them, apparently.
00:35:32
Allegedly, he's claiming that's not true.
00:35:34
So how do you just take them? But that's that's what I don't
00:35:37
know. I mean, he's claiming that none
00:35:39
of that was the case. If there was any leftover, they
00:35:41
were left there accidentally. Apparently there's footage of
00:35:45
somebody moving the boxes around in the middle of night and from
00:35:49
one location to the other and then.
00:35:52
They claim there's evidence and I'm going to wait to see.
00:35:56
Interesting. And and I'll get to it.
00:36:00
I'm having a hard time like focusing because I want to get
00:36:02
to the hypocrisy of it there. I mean it's insane.
00:36:06
The third indictment is just yesterday or the day before.
00:36:08
I believe that we're they're claiming now he was trying to
00:36:11
overturn the 2020 election results because and that he well
00:36:15
and that he used you know you know what happened on January
00:36:17
6th and the whole. Kind of breaking into the
00:36:21
Capitol building and all that and and how, you know, of course
00:36:24
his opposition is saying that he incited it when in reality he
00:36:28
was on the TV saying don't use force.
00:36:32
But could he have been a little better with it?
00:36:34
I think so. And I and I wish you.
00:36:35
That's one of the things that with Donald Trump, I wish you
00:36:37
would have really been adamant about.
00:36:39
Hey, what the hell are you guys doing?
00:36:41
Get out of there. Like this is so stupid.
00:36:43
Like, this is ridiculous. Maybe he didn't realize the
00:36:45
influence he had over some certain Maybe.
00:36:49
Maybe I think he, but I think he does.
00:36:50
I think he kind of knows. He's got a like a follow.
00:36:53
Basically they're saying he was using January 6 as a reason to
00:36:56
delay the results and he was, he was also claiming, as we all
00:37:02
know and a lot of people still do that, that he didn't lose
00:37:05
that, that it was a fraud in different states.
00:37:08
He, you know, apparently made phone calls down to the Georgia
00:37:11
governor and some other states saying, hey, this is recount
00:37:15
this, redo this, basically putting pressure, which you're
00:37:17
not supposed to do. And so they're indicting them on
00:37:21
that okay. Now that I've gotten through
00:37:24
that, I can go to my hypocrisy really fast.
00:37:26
And I'm sorry to bore you try. You can't go to anything really
00:37:28
fast. I'm going to try because I don't
00:37:30
want to dwell on this, but it needs to be talked about and I
00:37:32
need to. I need to.
00:37:33
I want to see what you think, honestly.
00:37:36
So you've got the three indictments.
00:37:38
And my problem is the hypocrisy. Okay.
00:37:42
The first one is Hillary in 2016.
00:37:45
She argued the results, claimed it couldn't possibly be this.
00:37:48
She challenged him and whatever, which is essentially the same
00:37:51
thing that Donald Trump said did.
00:37:53
Period. Not to mention her emails with
00:37:56
that apparently had the whole e-mail thing you heard.
00:37:59
You had classified information and all that, well, that's just
00:38:02
kind of been brushed away at the time.
00:38:04
Of course, one side pro Trump antihillary was like her emails,
00:38:08
her emails. And that's what they used in the
00:38:10
campaign against her. And and in a sense, I think
00:38:13
that's what's happening here is that's going to be used against
00:38:15
him. Of course, all these
00:38:17
indictments. Why wouldn't it be?
00:38:19
Plus the Clinton foundations have these questionable
00:38:23
handlings of money when it comes to like Haiti and that whole
00:38:26
disaster. And they were supposed to, the
00:38:28
Haitian president said they they promised us this and they we got
00:38:31
0, zilch. So where did all that money that
00:38:34
they collected for the Haitian disaster relief go?
00:38:38
Again, I don't know. I'm just giving you some of
00:38:40
these. So what's what's the end game of
00:38:43
the people that are bringing all this up?
00:38:46
Is it? Are they just wanting to see
00:38:47
him? I mean, is he gonna end up
00:38:49
getting prison time? Well, that's what they want.
00:38:51
That's they just want to be able to take pictures of, I guess in
00:38:54
prison and are walking him and in prison, that's all they want.
00:38:57
They these people are, you know, we talked about the the
00:39:01
followers of Donald and his. You know, I made a joke about
00:39:03
them being a cult and whatever. And there are some.
00:39:06
Some great people that are that support Donald Trump.
00:39:09
I'm not trying to say there aren't and there are great
00:39:11
people on all sides. I'm I'm going to play that card.
00:39:13
Everyone's like I shut up Brian. But I am.
00:39:15
I'm going to stay in the middle and say great people they're
00:39:17
also idiots on both sides 100% and just like the cult on one
00:39:22
side you have the crazy crazy extremists on the other who
00:39:26
literally want anything bad to happen to A to a human being.
00:39:29
Donald Trump they want him to be tortured and I mean they any
00:39:32
they would laugh if he got in some sort of car wreck.
00:39:35
I mean they. There are these people out there
00:39:37
and they want him in prison. They want him this, they want
00:39:39
him. What if he came out and said,
00:39:41
you know what if if all this gets dropped, I will not run for
00:39:44
president again? Well.
00:39:45
That's interesting. Would they back off?
00:39:46
I don't know. That's interesting.
00:39:48
I mean, how, how? I mean focus.
00:39:50
Are they to see him behind bars to where there's nothing that's
00:39:53
going to stop him from doing this?
00:39:55
I think it would ease it a little bit.
00:39:56
I don't. I still don't think.
00:39:57
I think there are enough people out there that are still so
00:40:00
adamant that they're like, doesn't matter.
00:40:02
At all. And I think that so you have
00:40:04
that level then below them I would say, are the people that
00:40:07
just don't want him to be president again.
00:40:10
And let's not kid ourselves, he's got a great chance to
00:40:12
become president. Yeah.
00:40:14
I can believe he because of our current administration, how
00:40:16
shitty they are. And they are as shitty as Pence
00:40:21
and Donald. We're at times.
00:40:24
Look. I tell you what, though, Joe
00:40:27
Biden, I mean, come on. I did buy stock into pudding and
00:40:31
so that's well, if he doesn't get presidency, that's all he's
00:40:34
gonna have to. Do, yeah, I might have to.
00:40:36
I might have to sell if he doesn't get a second term
00:40:38
though, cuz I'm sure that'll change.
00:40:42
I think he may eat more if he didn't get that second term
00:40:44
credit. He may be at the time being
00:40:47
pudding plenty of time. Gotcha.
00:40:49
Wonder if he eats while he's like with world leaders.
00:40:53
He's got, he's got his butterscotch.
00:40:56
I think about it every once in a while.
00:40:57
We talked on the show at one point where he's probably
00:41:00
walking around with his boxers and, you know, the long socks
00:41:03
and a wife beater on and his wife's right behind him, he
00:41:06
said. You know, Joe, we need to get
00:41:08
dressed. You know, Joe, you got a press
00:41:09
conference? Your.
00:41:11
Pants. He just scooting around the
00:41:12
White House. You know, Kamala Harris is like,
00:41:15
Oh my God, you know, what did I get myself into?
00:41:17
So, and what is she? Bitch?
00:41:19
Yeah, yeah, I've seen her like three times in the span of the
00:41:21
entirety of their. Hey, maybe that shows how
00:41:24
intelligent she is. She's like, I don't want to be a
00:41:26
part of this. Well, I'm not.
00:41:28
I don't know. I'm, I'm big a fan of her.
00:41:30
I am either. But it it's, it's.
00:41:32
He imagined during a speech he just turned around, says Kamala.
00:41:35
Where's my pudding? You know, that would be the
00:41:39
greatest thing. And you know, it's funny.
00:41:41
Then you say, well, what could maybe like Donald say in that
00:41:44
situation or what would he if he turned around and said
00:41:46
something? Well, he does say stuff like he
00:41:49
says he will, the type of stuff you go, what if Donald said
00:41:51
this? Well, he did, you know, kind of
00:41:53
thing. Unfortunately, yeah.
00:41:54
I think for entertainment purposes, I I can't wait to
00:41:58
watch him talk to people. I do agree with a lot of the
00:42:03
policy that he pushed because of the party and what a federal
00:42:09
government should do. We talked about that.
00:42:10
I think what a federal government should do, maybe I
00:42:13
lean a little more that way versus social, societal issues.
00:42:16
And so I just, I can't even imagine to what content we're
00:42:22
going to have as this thing gets rolling here.
00:42:23
And we're going to be just so you know, we're not going to be
00:42:26
a political show. You're going to hear plenty
00:42:29
about the orcas. You hear plenty about Japanese
00:42:33
men who are dogs and you hear all about that.
00:42:37
But at the same time, we do need to give you, we want to give a
00:42:39
little bit of current events because I think there are so
00:42:41
many people that are like us, Trey, where this is interesting
00:42:44
to a point And then after a while it's like, all right, who
00:42:47
cares? Donald says some should Biden's
00:42:49
eating pudding. We'll see them debate.
00:42:52
It is going to be glorious, right.
00:42:53
Well. Because I'm I'm so naive when it
00:42:56
comes to politics. I'm just curious.
00:42:57
I, I I heard a lot at the way you know Donald Trump handled
00:43:02
things. He handled America more like a
00:43:04
business. Do you think that's why you know
00:43:06
things were going in a different way is because he was handling
00:43:09
it like a business or. But I've also heard on the flip
00:43:11
side that he just wasn't, he wasn't a really good businessman
00:43:15
in some aspects, but that could have been overblown too.
00:43:18
So well, we talked about this a little bit before, I think, but
00:43:20
it was a it was a while ago. So briefly I think there are a
00:43:24
lot of people that will say they they think the country should be
00:43:27
run more like a business and that their politics when it
00:43:31
comes to the federal level should be handled that way.
00:43:35
Hardcore, tough. You know they understand foreign
00:43:39
affairs, the financial part of it, they're not going to get
00:43:41
screwed over on deals. That's my biggest thing with
00:43:44
Donald was that he he wasn't going to take shit from anybody
00:43:47
and and everybody tried to interpret that as oh he's given
00:43:50
the middle finger to the world. Well, he wasn't.
00:43:52
He was saying we're not going to be taking advantage of and I can
00:43:54
get. I could go off and give
00:43:55
examples. I won't.
00:43:56
Well we've got our own issues here so that well that's I
00:44:00
understand trying to help the world but you know why don't we
00:44:02
fix what we've got going on. Well that goes into what I was
00:44:05
going to say about about Joe Biden and and you know and so
00:44:08
the other side is saying well he we don't need a businessman.
00:44:11
We need a politician because this and that he needs to be a
00:44:13
diplomat for our ambassador for the our country and be the face
00:44:17
of the country and and that's great.
00:44:19
But that's not that's not all it is.
00:44:22
You know if that were the case we could put the prettiest guy
00:44:24
in the country and have him go smile for the cameras.
00:44:26
And that's not what it's all about.
00:44:28
It's it's nice to have and we didn't you know, I thought I
00:44:32
don't think Donald is you know a lot of people say all that mean
00:44:35
things about he's repulsive. He's orange.
00:44:37
He's I mean whatever he's he's an old white guy.
00:44:39
He's not, you know, good or bad in my opinion in front of the
00:44:43
cameras. And so I think that that's where
00:44:46
you get into all right, my politics, I think running it
00:44:51
like a business would be better. Some people say no and that's
00:44:54
where the, you know, just like everything, that's where you get
00:44:57
into a little bit of a tussle. So real quick, what I was going
00:45:01
to say about Joe Biden and Hunter, his son, their families,
00:45:05
is being accused. And I won't go into all the
00:45:07
details, but just constantly accused of interacting with
00:45:11
foreign countries where Joe Biden is benefiting financially
00:45:14
based on bribes, based on business, based on, I mean the
00:45:18
apparently the Ukrainian, which is why everybody on the
00:45:22
opposition to Joe Biden is like freaking out about all the aid
00:45:25
we're giving to Ukraine. It's getting a little ridiculous
00:45:28
right when it happened, Okay, let's help out a little bit.
00:45:30
But the amount is insane in my opinion, for what we're sending
00:45:34
them when we have issues in our own countries.
00:45:36
Actually, that's the big thing. And so you're looking at Hunter
00:45:40
Biden with Ukraine. What?
00:45:42
While Joe was the vice president, he was set to
00:45:46
financially benefit because Hunter was sitting on the board
00:45:49
of a Ukrainian energy company and he was going to get like
00:45:52
upwards of 10 million just for ousting A Ukrainian corruption,
00:45:56
something. And to hear a little bit about
00:45:58
this, yeah. And so.
00:45:59
And then there were like tax and gun charges to Hunter Biden, and
00:46:02
he was treated a certain way based on bribes.
00:46:05
And then there were demands. He was given to the Chinese for
00:46:09
using his status as the son of a VP.
00:46:12
And then he's trying to trade information.
00:46:15
So talk about secret information apparently that was being given
00:46:19
to other countries and in exchange for financial gain.
00:46:22
And again, none of these things I'm going to say, it's alleged,
00:46:25
they're not, they're not. Fact okay.
00:46:27
I can't sit here and say that we need to wait for the case on
00:46:30
Donald and turn around and say that, not say the same for these
00:46:33
guys. But the fact is that it's not
00:46:34
even being all you hear is Donald Trump.
00:46:38
Donald Trump being indicted he how can how dare he.
00:46:41
And we're sitting here with a sitting president and his family
00:46:43
who are don't look great. Was probably because Trump's
00:46:47
more polarizing. And Biden's kind of looked at it
00:46:51
as a joke. Well, looked at as a joke.
00:46:53
But I think one side is so just screaming so much about Donald
00:46:59
Trump. And I don't think, you know, you
00:47:00
and I sit here and I'm not on one or the other, but I think I
00:47:05
don't think there are a lot of people that are fully on the
00:47:07
right that, you know, sit there and need to feel the need to
00:47:11
bash Joe Biden. They can sit there and say he
00:47:13
sucks or, you know, look what he's doing, gas prices and
00:47:16
things like that. But they're not after his
00:47:18
character and his this and that. And except for these types of
00:47:21
things, they're going, hey, what's going on here?
00:47:24
But everybody against Donald is just like everything possible
00:47:28
about the way he plays golf. I saw a video the other day,
00:47:31
Trey, where somebody posted, he shanked a shot and somebody got
00:47:34
like in the bushes and got a shot, A picture of him playing
00:47:36
golf. Of course, there's like 10 golf
00:47:37
carts in secret Secret Service. And he hit a shot.
00:47:40
And admittedly, it wasn't the best shot.
00:47:43
He's probably 100 out. And he pushed it off and got all
00:47:46
mad. And someone's like, see, see, he
00:47:48
lies. He he's not that great at golf.
00:47:50
And it's just like, really, I mean, it was just so silly.
00:47:53
And I see a lot of that. I don't, I really don't see a
00:47:57
lot of that about Joe Biden, except when he falls.
00:47:59
But that is funny, right? I mean, am I right?
00:48:03
Especially when he drops his pudding.
00:48:05
And for someone that has shanked his fair share of shots, both of
00:48:08
us, that's not necessarily something to make fun of.
00:48:11
All right, so back. Back.
00:48:13
Yeah. But anyway.
00:48:15
That's I want to drop another ball and hit another one.
00:48:17
That's right. I wanted to to bring it up.
00:48:19
I just the hypocrisy is what bothers me.
00:48:22
I didn't want to get way into it.
00:48:23
I want you to to to offer anything.
00:48:27
Any thoughts you may have. And I do want to offer a thought
00:48:30
for those of you that don't know what hypocrisy means.
00:48:33
Like myself, I did look it up. While Ryan mentioned hypocrisy
00:48:37
about, you should just have the dictionary open at all times.
00:48:40
It's the practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs
00:48:43
to which one's own behavior does not conform.
00:48:47
So there you go. You're welcome.
00:48:50
Basically it's doing one thing and saying another is one way to
00:48:54
put it. I mean it's it's everybody
00:48:56
sitting here wanting to indict Donald Trump and all these for
00:48:59
all these things when people on their proclaimed side, if you
00:49:04
will have have just as many accusations and and that's it.
00:49:10
But they're swept under the rug. I'm not going to say cuz I'm
00:49:13
afraid for my safety, but Hillary Clinton is is people
00:49:16
think she's got a lot of skeletons in that closet and all
00:49:21
the way back to George. You know, George W had things
00:49:24
going on over in the Middle East and with the oil and all kinds
00:49:27
of stuff. So it's just not Donald is my
00:49:29
point. That's it.
00:49:29
Another question I want to ask you Sure.
00:49:32
When Donald was president, was he was he bitched about more for
00:49:38
his antics? As far as on Twitter, As far as
00:49:41
dumb shit, he would say off the cuff during interviews or during
00:49:45
a debate, more so than his policies he was pushing?
00:49:48
Absolutely, absolutely. So what they they No one was
00:49:52
going to agree with anything he did.
00:49:53
I mean, he could. He could have saved a group of
00:49:55
puppies in a river and they would have been like he took too
00:49:58
long. So they didn't really bitch
00:49:59
about the policies he was pushing through or the changes
00:50:02
he was making. They bitched about the way he
00:50:04
would handle himself on Twitter or well, let me, let me
00:50:07
rephrase. They they of course they bitched
00:50:08
about the policies because yes there is a left and a right
00:50:11
mindset when it comes to some of those policies.
00:50:14
So his border you know, securing the borders the you know his
00:50:17
opposition wants it to be a more open border when it was foreign
00:50:22
affairs when he he back. One of the best examples is he
00:50:25
backed out of something called the Paris accord which is a
00:50:29
climate change worldly kind of organization where everybody in
00:50:33
the world comes together. The big powers come together and
00:50:36
they they don't. They put money into this fund
00:50:38
and they research together for climate change.
00:50:41
Well, Donald Trump backed out of and everyone's everyone went oh
00:50:45
how dare he. He doesn't care about climate.
00:50:47
He's a climate change denier and all this stuff and blah blah
00:50:49
blah blah, blah. First off he's has a right to
00:50:53
feel the way he does about climate change.
00:50:55
Right. First off, second off, if you,
00:50:59
if you don't know, the United States put in like $250 million
00:51:04
for that year into this right before Trump was elected into
00:51:08
this program. China and India who are the
00:51:12
world number one and two polluters.
00:51:14
I guess that coincides with the populations polluters in the
00:51:18
world by by a long shot had some sort of deal with the Paris
00:51:22
accord where they didn't have to put a penny in until like this
00:51:26
is back then until like 2025 or 2025 because of whatever
00:51:32
structure and and Trump's going well hello we're like 18 on the
00:51:36
list which isn't great but we're still and we're we're doing what
00:51:41
and no one else unless something else happens here we're out
00:51:44
we're pulling. So it was financial.
00:51:46
It wasn't that he it wasn't anything to do with climate
00:51:48
change. We can do our own studies here
00:51:51
Why not I I look I this is another topic we should be going
00:51:56
to do sometimes climate I am this is so people are sick of
00:51:59
hearing us say Gray area for me. I believe you can research
00:52:04
climate without going extreme on either side.
00:52:08
If you're on one side and you're like, you know, there's it's so
00:52:10
stupid. There's no such thing as climate
00:52:12
change. Whatever.
00:52:13
Well, OK, we can still look into it.
00:52:15
Right. Like what's the problem with
00:52:17
that on the other side This planet is dead where all
00:52:21
grandkids are going to die. Whatever.
00:52:22
OK. Really.
00:52:23
It's this plan has been here really time.
00:52:25
Like yeah. Take it easy.
00:52:27
It's this. Yeah.
00:52:28
Let's just whatever. Figure this shit out. 30 years
00:52:31
ago you said this. 60 years ago you said this.
00:52:33
And it's none of it happened. So let's just work together and
00:52:37
continue to research it, right? That's why is that difficult.
00:52:42
It shouldn't be. Everything is difficult.
00:52:44
Everything is difficult. So that was my big example is
00:52:46
that people, they went nuts when he pulled out of the Paris
00:52:49
accord. And of course, Biden wins the
00:52:51
election and the first thing he does is goes right back into it,
00:52:54
just to kind of stick it up. And it's just it becomes a
00:52:57
pissing match. Biden probably paid. 500 million
00:53:00
at that point, yeah, we'll cover.
00:53:02
India and China, we're sorry for what Donald Trump did.
00:53:06
We'll go ahead and pay interest, right?
00:53:09
And I'll give you a side of extra pack of pudding.
00:53:13
That's what I'm talking about. On the side we'll create, we'll
00:53:16
create that shit right in cargo plane.
00:53:19
We'll drop it and create. So we won't go on anymore.
00:53:24
I I I like your questions and I'm sure we'll get to some more
00:53:27
as the election approaches and the campaigns get rolling.
00:53:30
But it's just it happened the other day with the third group
00:53:34
of indictments and I don't know what to think.
00:53:36
I mean it's I think what we do with the Trump topic is we just
00:53:40
we really offer this kind of you know we're not going to sit on
00:53:44
one side and and throw stones it at the other.
00:53:46
We're going to sit here and go all right well, the others
00:53:48
saying this. All right.
00:53:49
Well, the others saying this and and that's really all it's going
00:53:51
to be, just kind of a informative, informative
00:53:57
information, if you will, about Donald Trump and the whole
00:54:00
process. What do you think?
00:54:02
What did Meg say? Do your own research.
00:54:04
Yeah, you know what? You wanna know anymore?
00:54:06
You can go look it up, because what I just told you is all you
00:54:10
really need to know. So that's the Trump talk
00:54:14
tonight, and I think we'll get we'll get more into it.
00:54:18
But I just. I hate hypocrisy, Trey.
00:54:19
I just hate it. And so there you go.
00:54:22
I. Already forgot the meaning of
00:54:24
it, but yeah, just remember do as I say it on as I do.
00:54:27
Gotcha. Okay.
00:54:29
If any of you are still left. Hopefully some of you who didn't
00:54:32
wanna listen to that fast forwarded to.
00:54:34
Now I'm gonna put the time on the thing like I've been doing
00:54:39
and you can go right here and I like it.
00:54:42
So this is gonna be fun. And I saw this and I thought
00:54:48
immediately to myself, This just screams Trey and Ryan.
00:54:54
I can't even imagine where you're going with this.
00:54:57
This is the longest walkable Rd. in the world.
00:55:00
Why interesting immediately Do you want to do this?
00:55:03
I was. Gonna say, is there any road the
00:55:05
longest walkable Rd. if you're gonna walk it, that's deep.
00:55:09
I hold that. What?
00:55:11
I mean, if you start on the coast of California and start
00:55:13
walking down the street and just keep walking, No, this goes
00:55:17
through. No, it's one path.
00:55:18
One path Okay, and apparently it goes through well.
00:55:21
I'll get there. I'll get there Okay.
00:55:23
It's the longest walkable Rd. Slash path in the world.
00:55:26
Road slash Path. Got it.
00:55:29
And we're gonna do this. What do you think?
00:55:30
No human has ever done it. Can we skip it or skip parts of
00:55:35
it? We did it.
00:55:36
We just we're. Gonna give each other piggyback
00:55:38
rides from time to time. We may have to listen.
00:55:42
It starts in Cape Town, South Africa, which is the southern
00:55:45
tip of Africa. We we we just got back and but
00:55:50
we this is further South, so this is in South Africa and it
00:55:53
goes all the way through Africa. It's in the name South Africa.
00:55:57
That's right. Yeah.
00:55:58
We go all the way through the rest of Africa, going north, up
00:56:02
through 16 countries, six time zones, through seasonal changes
00:56:08
in climates, through Europe and into Asia.
00:56:13
No shit. Ending at what's called Magadon,
00:56:19
Russia, which is way in the northeast, like Siberia.
00:56:24
This isn't like Moscow. This is way the other side.
00:56:28
Interesting. And this is 14 miles.
00:56:33
That's fucking crazy. 22 kilometers for our other.
00:56:37
For our lazy people, never been done.
00:56:40
They claim that if you walked eight hours a day, it would take
00:56:45
about 587 days, which is a roughly a year and seven months.
00:56:49
If you walk 8 hours a day, which I thought it'd be even longer
00:56:54
than that a year and seven months for that long. 8 hours a
00:56:59
day though, That's a lot. I thought you and I could go
00:57:01
ahead and just do like 20 hours a day.
00:57:04
Get there quicker. Sleep for four hours.
00:57:06
That ain't gonna happen. Yeah, well, here's some other
00:57:10
reasons we won't sleep okay Well, it starts in La Haglass
00:57:15
Haas. Were you clearing your throat?
00:57:18
What was that? La Hagula, Hala Hagula, South
00:57:22
Africa. Okay, it says.
00:57:23
Well, first you'll start by passing immediately through
00:57:26
hazardous areas where there is high crime.
00:57:29
You and I would die immediately. We would make it 1 hour into the
00:57:32
journey. You're like, hey, Phyllis, like,
00:57:34
wait, wait, wait. Hey, guys, how's it going?
00:57:36
Okay. Yeah, Shit.
00:57:38
If you make it through South Africa, you go up into the areas
00:57:43
known for their unique wildlife. I don't know if I like the word
00:57:47
unique being there. Yeah, we'll find the unique.
00:57:49
But apparently Zimbabwe is next and it's known for this.
00:57:53
And it's rough geography, which I don't know what rough means.
00:57:56
Is it hard to walk on or? Rocky roads, it sounds like.
00:58:01
Rocky roads. So you go up into Mozambique,
00:58:04
Zambia, which we learned was the zombie area.
00:58:06
So maybe we have issues there and in the South, South Sudan,
00:58:09
which is like I think the newest country out there.
00:58:13
But once you get to South Sudan, there is no operational Rd.
00:58:16
It's a path, and it leads through the Sahara Desert.
00:58:19
Holy shit into Egypt. Interesting if you make it
00:58:23
there, if you feel pretty confident yet about making it
00:58:27
this. Far not at all.
00:58:29
Then you head into the Middle East, into Jordan, Israel and
00:58:34
Syria. That should work out.
00:58:35
No, There's no conflict there. No issues at all.
00:58:37
No issues over there. They love Americans, America,
00:58:42
But then through Turkey, Georgia, which is not the state
00:58:45
of Georgia, It's the country by Russia, Turkey, Georgia and into
00:58:49
Russia. And then you still have eight
00:58:50
months left to walk, and you'll hit at some point.
00:58:56
Cuz it's eight months. You're gonna hit a Siberian
00:58:58
winter. Holy shit.
00:59:00
So you go from Sahara Desert, which is all over the place
00:59:03
weather wise and Zimbabwe which I imagine as we learned we need
00:59:09
shorts and. You can't time this to where you
00:59:11
missed the winter. I don't think so.
00:59:13
Well, I think the winter lasts like six months.
00:59:15
I think cuz it's gotcha Northern Russia and that's you know
00:59:20
Russia doesn't necessarily want us there either.
00:59:22
So which leads to the next part. So I'm.
00:59:24
Busy right now. Other difficulties in this
00:59:25
journey include the unstable governments you think along the
00:59:30
way, civil wars that are happening right now, right?
00:59:34
And every country you go through, 16 of them is going to
00:59:36
require different visas and passports just to enter the
00:59:39
country. And vaccines, vaccine
00:59:42
requirements, the changing temperatures, the terrains, food
00:59:47
availability, because they're gonna go for days sometimes, not
00:59:50
seeing anybody. So who do we pack?
00:59:54
And then the supplies? So what about they're saying you
00:59:57
should have some sort of satellite phone because the
01:00:00
service is not great. Yeah, a hatchet.
01:00:04
This is what they're suggesting. Machine gun.
01:00:06
A nice machine gun. And a fire starter of fire, OK?
01:00:11
Fair enough. I don't know why that wouldn't
01:00:13
just be called a lighter, but a big yeah.
01:00:16
And they're saying this would be necessary due to all of these
01:00:18
changes, terrain and temperatures.
01:00:21
But but that's that's the point. It's OK.
01:00:23
So what all do you pack? What would we pack that we could
01:00:25
carry everywhere? It's a lot of shit.
01:00:28
So anyway, I thought this was interesting as a as a kind of a
01:00:31
fun fact because you're going, could we do this?
01:00:34
Could we be the first to do this?
01:00:36
I don't know man. The answer would be no.
01:00:38
I'm surprised people haven't really tried it.
01:00:39
Apparently it's equivalent of 16 trips up and down Mount Everest.
01:00:45
Damn. Which to me, I still would think
01:00:47
it would be more because this is a long way.
01:00:49
This is the southern tip of Africa.
01:00:51
The northern tip of Russia. That's fucking crazy.
01:00:53
Yeah. So do you want to do this?
01:00:56
No. No, not even gonna.
01:00:59
Well we just got back from Africa.
01:01:01
We're going to put plenty of pictures up.
01:01:02
We had a great time. We're going to, we're going to
01:01:04
summarize it later. We're trying to get, we're
01:01:06
trying to get wraps on on the on the trip and and we'll we'll put
01:01:11
some pictures up and and again we'll once we lead into Season 2
01:01:17
we'll kind of give you a recap of of everything that went down
01:01:19
out there. We're here.
01:01:21
We made it. We came back.
01:01:23
We came back. I don't know if we came back or
01:01:24
they sent us back, one or the other.
01:01:26
Yeah, someone decided what that was all about there at the end.
01:01:29
But we'll talk about it and we had a good time.
01:01:32
So I'm not quite ready to get back to Zimbabwe and all these
01:01:35
places that are close by where we were at all.
01:01:39
At all. I think I like here anyway.
01:01:42
So that was kind of one of my facts.
01:01:44
Was the longest walkable path in the world.
01:01:48
That's interesting, yeah. What about you?
01:01:51
Got any facts? I don't have any facts, but
01:01:53
it's. Great.
01:01:55
Thank you. I did run across an article that
01:02:00
discussed the most unusual, odd, and bizarre deaths in history.
01:02:06
Well, those. Are kind of strange facts.
01:02:08
Yeah, we're going. To be interested a little bit,
01:02:10
we'll play it off. So the first one of course
01:02:13
jumped out at me cuz it was hammer time.
01:02:17
Hammer time. Hammer time like MC MC Hammer.
01:02:20
I was like okay. That's that's catchy.
01:02:22
Fair enough. So hammer time in 1981.
01:02:26
Paul and I'm going to say Gauchi from Malta, the little island in
01:02:31
the middle of the Mediterranean just in case you didn't know,
01:02:34
decided to do some DIY. Some do it yourself, Okay.
01:02:40
He made himself a makeshift mallet by welding an old tin can
01:02:45
he found onto a metal pipe. So this is where things went
01:02:50
sideways. He found out, unfortunately,
01:02:53
that the can he used wasn't any old tin can.
01:02:58
It turned out to be a butterfly bomb left over from the Second
01:03:04
World. War what?
01:03:05
What's a butterfly bomb? I'm glad you asked cuz I
01:03:08
actually pulled that up. It says the butterfly bomb was a
01:03:13
German. I don't know if this really
01:03:14
helped, but it's a German. 2 kilogram 4.4 pounds.
01:03:18
There we go. Anti personal submunition or
01:03:24
bomblet? Sure used by the left WOF during
01:03:29
the Second World War. Yeah, the left.
01:03:30
Wof. I don't know what the fuck that
01:03:32
is. Yeah, yeah, sure, says that.
01:03:35
You don't know what that these bombs were actually delivered by
01:03:39
air being dropped in containers that opened at a predetermined
01:03:43
height, thus scattering the bombs when released, the casing
01:03:48
spraying open to form a sort of parachute which also rotated the
01:03:52
whole assembly, thus arming the fuse.
01:03:58
So yeah. That's cool.
01:03:59
So my brother would be all into this?
01:04:01
He's all about World War 2, if you remember.
01:04:03
He'd probably have some. He would tell us what, whatever
01:04:07
the hell is the more interesting fact, whatever that was, that we
01:04:09
were just kind of laughing about, he'd be like, no, that's
01:04:11
the yeah, So with that being said, when he made his first
01:04:18
strike, my God, with his new hammer, it exploded in God.
01:04:25
And that reminds me of that story we did about the grenade
01:04:28
the grandpa left behind and the family was like, oh, look, let's
01:04:31
pull the pin and throw it around, dumbasses.
01:04:34
That sucks. That guy died.
01:04:35
How old was he? Did it say 4141?
01:04:38
So said. Presumably his wife was a little
01:04:41
furious about that. She's like, well, should happen.
01:04:45
No shit. Yeah, hopefully he had a few
01:04:47
dollars to leave the wife. I don't know.
01:04:51
That one was good. So the second one that popped
01:04:54
up, it says put a sock in it. So it says if you have a partner
01:04:59
who snores, do you have a partner who snores or are you
01:05:01
the snorer? You're asking me?
01:05:04
Yes, I think both of us actually do.
01:05:07
I know that I have in the past snored.
01:05:10
We've slept in the same bench, right?
01:05:11
Do I snore or did I do OK? I don't remember.
01:05:14
I really am up and down. Sometimes I do, sometimes I
01:05:16
don't catch it. My wife does a lot, but it's so
01:05:19
light. It's like the it's it's almost
01:05:22
it's almost, it's almost peaceful.
01:05:24
Trey, if you will. And I'll say that, I'll say
01:05:27
that. And then when we're off the air,
01:05:28
I'll say something. Tell you tell the truth.
01:05:30
Tell you the truth. So anyway, so if you have a
01:05:32
partner who snores, you have our sympathy, says spending nights
01:05:35
tossing and turning while you're better have snores their way
01:05:38
through the night is akin to torture.
01:05:42
Our hearts go out to Mark and his girlfriend Tracy Lambert,
01:05:46
who, after being told by doctors his snoring was incurable, tried
01:05:50
to solve the snoring problem by shoving.
01:05:54
No, two tampons up his nostrils. Oh my God.
01:06:00
As you know, traditionally this is not where they're meant to
01:06:03
go. Hope you already knew that.
01:06:05
Yeah, yeah. So they talked about his snoring
01:06:08
and decided that this was the best way to stop him and Mark
01:06:14
ended up suffocating. In his sleep.
01:06:16
I mean, what else was the story? And he passed away.
01:06:20
Wow, Mark. I mean, I respect the hell out
01:06:26
of you for trying to make it better, but goodness gracious,
01:06:29
sometimes you just gotta. I wonder how the cops licked at
01:06:33
this situation. It's like they had.
01:06:35
I'm sure they did some kind of investigation.
01:06:37
It's like, are you just that fucking stupid?
01:06:40
Or what if they think somebody killed him with?
01:06:44
Killed him, will kill him. And then, like, put that in
01:06:46
there and said, yeah, he did this.
01:06:47
He invested muscle stuff. Yeah, we're stupid dumbasses.
01:06:50
The last one here I kind of saved because I know this will
01:06:53
be near and dear to your heart, and because it happened in
01:06:56
Florida. That's your favorite as I'm OK
01:07:00
with my Florida listener. Yeah, so it's called La
01:07:03
Cucaracha. Oh, no.
01:07:05
Yeah, Deerfield Beach, FL. That sounds like a Florida city,
01:07:09
right? Deerfield Beach, October 2012.
01:07:12
I'm still thinking of the title. Yeah, all right, go ahead.
01:07:16
I'm gonna. I'm gonna hear it. 32 year old
01:07:19
Edward. Archbald Edward and you should
01:07:23
see the picture. I hope this is not him Anyway.
01:07:26
Excitedly enters a cockroach eating competition.
01:07:31
God Edward, you sick fuck gets better at a local reptile store.
01:07:37
The prize? A Python because and it's no
01:07:41
shit, it says because of Florida.
01:07:44
Does it really? Did you write this article?
01:07:46
I did not. It says Edward Wolf down dozens
01:07:49
of live, live cockroaches. Were they like the African ones
01:07:53
or were they American ones? Didn't say, didn't say either
01:07:57
way. Either way is fucking
01:07:58
disgusting. Yeah, and ultimately collapsed
01:08:02
and died soon after the bizarre promotion.
01:08:05
How many had he had at the time? It says dozens of live
01:08:08
cockroach. That shouldn't seem like that
01:08:10
much, but. God says the cause of death was
01:08:14
determined to be accidental choking due to arthropod body.
01:08:20
Oh, don't I? Oh, you did.
01:08:23
I was going to say what should be something where, like the
01:08:25
legs got all tingled up, tingled up together or something.
01:08:29
Said he had planned to sell the first prize snake to a friend,
01:08:33
said the owner, the Ben Siegel Reptile Store, before adding.
01:08:37
We feel terrible, terribly awful.
01:08:39
No other illnesses were reported among the other 30 competitors.
01:08:43
So, yeah, poor Edward. I don't even.
01:08:47
I don't have a response. I have nothing to say at this
01:08:49
moment. I don't feel bad for Edward.
01:08:53
I just feel like anybody that's willing to do that, I get a
01:08:56
bunch of cock. I can't even think about one.
01:08:58
See a picture of 1? Look at one much.
01:09:00
Let's get close enough to even think about putting one near my
01:09:04
mouth. Yeah, I think this is a good
01:09:05
idea. Let's try that just for A and.
01:09:06
For a Python like Who gives a shit like that?
01:09:10
Would be another price point. Talk okay.
01:09:12
Would there be a price point for me to eat a live Roach?
01:09:14
And I don't even know if there is.
01:09:16
I mean for me that's so gross to me that.
01:09:19
I mean I guess if you if you tossed like you know $25 million
01:09:22
at me, I'd probably just deal with it, but you did, you did
01:09:25
hear the part that he was from Florida, right?
01:09:28
Yeah, I know. I just.
01:09:29
I'm trying to visualize the type of people in this competition
01:09:32
and and the type of people that are just want to Python so badly
01:09:36
they're willing to be all these cockroaches and Florida has its
01:09:40
fair share of of those insects, let me tell you.
01:09:43
Oh man, Okay, that was. So yeah, that was some
01:09:46
interesting. That was disgusting.
01:09:47
That was like, this is pretty funny.
01:09:49
Had to, had to, yeah. Listeners, the weird deaths are
01:09:52
always interesting. I think that's they're out
01:09:55
there. I mean, you just, I feel like
01:09:57
every day there's probably something out there, you know?
01:09:59
I mean, who would have thought that would have been his last
01:10:01
meal? God, if you'd asked me what the
01:10:05
opposite of my last meal would be, that would be it.
01:10:07
That would be it. That'd.
01:10:08
Be the lowest. I can't think of anything.
01:10:10
I'd rather eat less than a live cockroach in cockroaches.
01:10:14
Anyway, OK, let's move on. To a I have a quick quick little
01:10:20
thing about Belize. You know where Belize is.
01:10:23
I've been to Belize. Yes, that's right.
01:10:24
Yes, yes, we talked about that, Belize.
01:10:27
The roads are shitting, I'm sure.
01:10:29
I'm sure there are some roaches down there, yeah.
01:10:30
The resort was nice, but yeah. It's along the equator, I think.
01:10:35
Or is it S? Either way, it's down there in
01:10:37
that area off the coast of Belize.
01:10:41
There is a hole in the ocean. And when I say hole it's it's
01:10:46
like. 400 feet deep. And it's 60 miles off the coast
01:10:51
of Belize. And I asked somebody, I know
01:10:55
somebody from Belize. And she said, Oh yeah, people
01:10:58
come and visit just to go scuba dive above the hole.
01:11:01
And they just haven't had the technology to get quite that
01:11:04
deep yet until now. So guess what?
01:11:09
They made it to the bottom. Well, see, I know some women
01:11:11
like that. God.
01:11:16
Hold on, I need a moment. But so a billionaire named
01:11:22
Richard Branson sent down Fabian Cousteau, which I did.
01:11:27
I meant to look this up. I meant to look it up.
01:11:30
It's God, He's got to be related, right?
01:11:31
What are the chances of underwater explorer named
01:11:34
Cousteau? But Fabian Cousteau traveled
01:11:37
down, and I got excited because they were like, oh, check out.
01:11:42
They found stuff, OK. It's a little underwhelming.
01:11:45
They found Plankton. Plankton.
01:11:48
They found trash, of course. Lots of trash, yeah,
01:11:53
specifically a 2 liter bottle of Coca-Cola.
01:11:56
Interesting. A long lost GoPro with photos.
01:12:00
So I don't know that was interesting.
01:12:02
I don't know if they're trying to get it back or what.
01:12:04
Should be like somebody meant to throw it down there.
01:12:05
It's like somebody cheating or something.
01:12:07
Well, when we were there, actually one of the guys that
01:12:10
was with us lost his GoPro, so maybe it's his.
01:12:14
Were you guys swimming around the hole?
01:12:16
No. OK, well that's well, when we
01:12:19
got drunk later, we swam around the hole a little bit, so, well,
01:12:24
that was a different hole. Well, they searched there for
01:12:26
that GoPro, not this hole. This hole has a different go.
01:12:28
That was some different pictures, yeah.
01:12:30
They also found, unfortunately, two bodies.
01:12:33
Shit, they were missing divers from that had gone missing
01:12:40
searching for the hole in the hole.
01:12:41
Searching in the hole, they're trying to probably go down and
01:12:44
idiots And they went ahead and left those bodies.
01:12:47
They claimed it was a really. They thought it would be a good
01:12:49
resting place. Okay.
01:12:51
And they went. But they did tell the Belize
01:12:53
government that was nice to them.
01:12:55
Yeah. So what if the family was like,
01:12:57
hello, we want those And they're like we can't get back down
01:13:00
there for another. But they took a submersible,
01:13:05
right? Shit, we know how.
01:13:07
Yeah, useful those are. They took a submersible down
01:13:09
after and they went through some caves and they had stalic
01:13:14
tights. I think I'm saying that right,
01:13:16
Stalic tights. Do you know what those are?
01:13:18
No. The little spike looking icicle
01:13:22
things. They're not ice, but they look
01:13:23
like I spell that to Google it so.
01:13:26
Well, I probably had to look again too, but they're little.
01:13:30
Kind of made of the surface of the walls and caves and they
01:13:33
hang down and they're made of different things and look all
01:13:36
you stylic tight pros and know it all.
01:13:41
Tell me what it's made of. Don't laugh at me.
01:13:43
I don't know. It's made of whatever the wall's
01:13:46
fucking made of. Makes sense to me.
01:13:48
Minerals and shit, right? And So what somebody's saying,
01:13:52
though, is that they don't grow underwater.
01:13:56
Oh, so that means at some point this was dry land.
01:13:59
Oh wow. That's interesting.
01:14:01
Which, of course, they had to ruin it.
01:14:04
At the very end of the article was like, the guy was quoted
01:14:07
saying, you know, not that I have a problem with climate
01:14:10
change, but he was saying this is the biggest example of why we
01:14:14
have to get our shit together. I was like, I read a story about
01:14:19
this cool hole he found some stuff.
01:14:21
Wow. It means that the water did rise
01:14:22
and whatever, let it just leave it.
01:14:25
Yeah, Say, all right, maybe we should look into this.
01:14:27
That's it. You don't have to make this big
01:14:28
statement. I feel like everybody's making a
01:14:30
statement these days. Could it not have sung like a
01:14:33
sinkhole? It could.
01:14:34
I mean it looks like a sinkhole. I mean it looks like, it looks
01:14:38
like the bottom of the of the where the ocean is, which isn't
01:14:41
very deep right there. You can see it's like the
01:14:43
Caribbean's. You can see, you know, the
01:14:44
bottom, it's probably like 30 feet, but it looks like the hole
01:14:47
was just dropped out, so it could have been above the water,
01:14:51
right? And transitioned right, and now
01:14:55
it's below the wall. But but again interesting, just
01:14:58
wanted to update you on the findings in this.
01:15:00
In this world, I'm always curious when you find new holes,
01:15:03
right? Has been many of those in a
01:15:06
while, have you? Do you have any interest in like
01:15:10
heading down there as part of our world tour, searching for
01:15:13
how I've been to Belize once and.
01:15:14
But to the hole, we want to go to the hole.
01:15:17
I want to go to the hole. Would you like to try and go
01:15:19
down on a submersible? No, I don't think anybody's
01:15:23
wants to go in submersible. No, no.
01:15:26
Maybe we can do like a helicopter ride over it, or
01:15:28
maybe even sit in our hotel with a drone and look at that.
01:15:33
Yeah, we could, you know, sit at the pool, sit at the pool while
01:15:35
the drone is flying over it getting massages and shit.
01:15:39
We forget. We forget.
01:15:39
It's up there and it crashes and yeah, and they find it in the
01:15:42
hole later on. Yeah.
01:15:43
Ooh, yeah, yeah. The footage is our doctors that
01:15:47
back and can we get that? We're gonna put that on the
01:15:51
show. So there's a whole 60 miles off
01:15:54
of Belize. Go at your own risk.
01:15:56
There were already 2 bodies found.
01:15:59
I don't want to be #3 and four. How about that?
01:16:01
Every couple that went on that on that trip, though, got
01:16:05
divorced. Oh, really?
01:16:08
Yes. That's Wow.
01:16:09
OK, so you're telling me that on your trip to Belize?
01:16:12
Yeah, on the Waterfall tour. That was the same story with
01:16:16
Alligator. Actually, I take that back.
01:16:17
The. Crocodile, you told us three out
01:16:19
of the four couples ended up getting a divorce.
01:16:22
OK, still not great. Odd.
01:16:23
That's not good. Good and.
01:16:25
What was the other one? Oddly enough, it was a lesbian
01:16:27
couple that are still together so.
01:16:29
Well, good for them. Yeah, so good for them.
01:16:33
Every time someone says lesbian couple, every guy looks up in
01:16:36
the air and just kind of like, fantasizes, ponders, like, what
01:16:40
does that mean? What are they together?
01:16:41
What are they doing right now? So interesting, right?
01:16:44
I was a joke with my friends. We'll see a picture that pops up
01:16:47
of all of us, I said. That was the picture that doomed
01:16:49
us right there. I wonder if the lesbian couples
01:16:52
just like fighting it out. They're like, no, we can't.
01:16:54
We can't get the last one. The last one, yeah.
01:16:56
So anyway, it was a fun trip though, so very cool.
01:17:00
Yeah, I wanted to get down there.
01:17:02
Costa Rica sounds fun. Some of those spots you just
01:17:04
don't think about, or at least I don't when it comes to bucket
01:17:07
lists, right? Obviously Europe and Australia
01:17:11
and places like that. Iceland, even for me, even
01:17:15
Antarctica. I'd love to go just put my foot
01:17:18
on it and say I've been on the 7th continent, but well, I would
01:17:23
go let's, you know, again we'll get a, we'll get a list together
01:17:27
of all the places we're going to go, a world tour.
01:17:29
Because we've done well so far with our first trip and so I'd
01:17:32
like to get the other ones going and and maybe spend more time in
01:17:36
reality on those at these places.
01:17:40
We were in just in our own La La land and on the safari it was
01:17:44
just, it was surreal, right? It was almost like we weren't
01:17:47
there and so trip of a lifetime. Trip of a lifetime.
01:17:51
So last thing tonight. self-awareness or an awareness
01:17:56
of self-awareness segment that we do every show.
01:17:59
They're always fun. They're always fun.
01:18:04
I hope people listen. I think by now, hopefully some
01:18:07
people enjoy this and are like, hell yeah, let's give it to
01:18:09
these people because they're idiots.
01:18:10
And I think some people are like, I'm tired of hearing Ryan
01:18:12
Trey bitch, but I don't care. We're going to do it anyway,
01:18:16
yeah. It's our show.
01:18:17
But listen, some, I think those people are the ones that
01:18:20
probably are guilty of a lot of these things.
01:18:22
That's what I'm going to play, play off.
01:18:24
So everybody listen or else you're one of the guilty, right?
01:18:27
There you go. You're the asshole.
01:18:29
Like bullying people to listen to this segment.
01:18:32
OK, I have one. Do you have one?
01:18:34
I'm sure I have plenty. Okay.
01:18:36
Do you want me to go? Sure.
01:18:38
Okay. I feel like I've talked a lot.
01:18:42
Are you surprised? No.
01:18:44
Yeah, I meant to tell you this and everybody listening real
01:18:46
quick. My son at night, have I told you
01:18:50
about telling him stories? So at night I put him to bed and
01:18:55
I'd lay in his bed with him and I.
01:18:57
We talk about superheroes and. It's essentially the same story
01:19:02
but in different settings, right?
01:19:03
His him and his friends who turn into the superheroes against the
01:19:07
same 4 bad guys that show up just randomly.
01:19:10
And it's the same story, But this time it was at school, this
01:19:13
time it was at the ice cream shop, This time it was whatever,
01:19:15
Nice. Anyway, so I'll start in.
01:19:19
I'll start into the story and two sentences that he's like and
01:19:22
he takes over sounds like you. And he goes and then and he uses
01:19:28
my phrase and all of a sudden he goes and then all of a sudden
01:19:30
and he'll tell the rest of the story.
01:19:32
I'm like, OK, well so much for that.
01:19:34
So then I'm like, all right. And he doesn't want me to leave
01:19:36
yet cuz he's in that phase where he wants me to stay until he's
01:19:38
asleep. So I lay there and then all the
01:19:40
sudden he turns on me. He's like, I want to talk.
01:19:43
No, he just lets that's your boy, all right.
01:19:45
I want to talk. And I just, I can't get upset.
01:19:47
I'm like, I hear you. I get it.
01:19:50
And maybe one day he'll be a part of the show.
01:19:52
You tell him you wanna talk too. I'm like I do too, son, let's
01:19:56
talk, let's talk. And four hours later now.
01:19:58
I'm just kidding. I usually try and nip it in the
01:20:02
bud pretty quickly, but. You put me to sleep pretty
01:20:04
easily. So, yeah.
01:20:05
And I'm sure some of you are listening, but the one I have
01:20:11
tonight for self-awareness is about more about driving, of
01:20:17
course. Yeah.
01:20:19
I have a feeling that you or I don't want you to be.
01:20:25
Let's see what happens. I have a feeling you're gonna be
01:20:24
one of these guys. It is these Dick heads that feel
01:20:28
like no matter what, they have to back into the parking space.
01:20:32
Yep. God, that's me.
01:20:34
Seriously. No matter where you are with
01:20:38
that truck, it's easier to back in than it is to pull in
01:20:41
forward, and it's easier to come right.
01:20:44
No, because then you have to come out as if you're pulling
01:20:46
in. No, no, it's not one way or the
01:20:49
other. You're backing in one time and
01:20:50
pulling out. But I will say in my defense, so
01:20:54
yes, I am. I am a backer upper.
01:20:56
You have no defense. I do.
01:20:59
I usually will park further out in OK in the parking lot.
01:21:02
Fair enough. The effort is there.
01:21:04
Yeah. OK.
01:21:05
So I do back in because it is very easy to pull that truck in
01:21:09
backing in that it is. But what if you're in a spot
01:21:11
that doesn't have that option and all of a sudden you've got
01:21:15
three cars trying to get either by you or parked near you or
01:21:17
whatever, and you're. I'm not gonna lie, Ryan.
01:21:20
I can whip that motherfucker into a space and backwards.
01:21:23
I'm good to go. And like I said, I do go further
01:21:26
out and I try it. If there's a crowd of people, I
01:21:30
try to be cognitive of that too. So.
01:21:32
All right, fair enough. Cuz I know you and I think that
01:21:35
I believe. I think I believe you.
01:21:39
Even though you don't wipe your machines down in the gym, I feel
01:21:42
like in this case you are a little bit courteous, I try to
01:21:45
be. But it's these ones, Tray, that
01:21:47
just I just, I don't understand that people are waiting,
01:21:50
waiting, waiting, and this guy's gonna turn and just he can't get
01:21:54
it the first time and he's got a back end.
01:21:57
Well, I don't care. I just, I don't believe you that
01:22:00
you can't just pull in this time because you're gonna have to
01:22:04
back out then. So.
01:22:06
Either way, you're backing out. I know you're saying it's
01:22:08
different, but I'm not. You're backing out one time
01:22:12
either way, whether it's the beginning or the end.
01:22:15
So just pull in just or if you have to back end, go somewhere
01:22:19
else. If there's four people waiting,
01:22:20
I just again, you're not the only person.
01:22:24
I don't know why the backing in thing just gets me.
01:22:27
And when I had my Jeep I pulled in regular everywhere.
01:22:31
I didn't back in, so it was easier to park my Jeep a lot
01:22:34
easier than it is this truck. I feel like it'd be also easier
01:22:36
to park your Jeep backing in. Well, yeah, but you're saying
01:22:40
you're good with your truck. But yeah, I could go in with my
01:22:42
Jeep. Just normal, so I'm not pissing
01:22:45
anybody off, so. Okay.
01:22:46
Well, that's fair enough. The truck is a lot easier to
01:22:49
back in, though. Okay.
01:22:50
Well, good Again. People are gonna say Ryan's
01:22:53
petty. Ryan is overreacting.
01:22:55
I just. I just don't like people that
01:22:58
don't care about holding other people up.
01:23:00
And maybe that's my problem. Maybe that's the awareness.
01:23:02
If you're gonna back in, go a little bit further out in the
01:23:04
parking lot. Don't take up an upfront spot
01:23:06
and take up time for people trying to get in and out, go out
01:23:10
further. Yeah, and I think a lot of
01:23:11
people are probably sitting there saying, Ryan, this is on
01:23:15
you just deal with it. Why is this person supposed to
01:23:18
alter there? Goals for you?
01:23:21
Well, and sometimes it is just on how to park, so parking in
01:23:25
backwards makes it a lot more difficult.
01:23:27
You're sitting there having to wait.
01:23:28
You know who you are. Yeah.
01:23:29
You know what I mean? If you can't, you, you have
01:23:31
confidence. I have confidence.
01:23:33
So if you're pulling in and you see a guy term, you know he's in
01:23:35
the same thing and you're gonna whip that thing in there like
01:23:37
you said. Yeah.
01:23:38
And you're gonna go, and that car behind you might at first,
01:23:40
which would be me. This mother, What the fuck is he
01:23:44
doing? But as soon as you whipped it in
01:23:46
there, I'd be like, all right, dude, all right, cool.
01:23:47
Fair enough. Yeah.
01:23:50
I'd be like, all right, fair enough, dude.
01:23:48
Before you can say motherfucker, I'm going to be in.
01:23:51
Nice. And I would probably even give
01:23:53
you a thumbs up. Yeah, but it's the douche bag. 6
01:23:57
minutes later, this guy's still trying back in and then he
01:24:00
didn't. He's still halfway across the
01:24:02
line. No one can get in the other car.
01:24:04
It's bad, you know? Then and then don't.
01:24:07
I just. I just.
01:24:09
Don't I just? Yeah, I had to hold myself
01:24:13
there. Would you take me away from this
01:24:16
one? Do you have another one?
01:24:18
I well, just on the way over here you get these Sunday
01:24:20
drivers staying in the left hand lane.
01:24:23
I get it if you want to take your time.
01:24:25
Another left, another left lane. Move your ass over cuz then you
01:24:28
get behind. I literally had.
01:24:30
I was behind two vehicles that were side by side, both of them
01:24:33
going about 15 miles under the speed limit, right next to each
01:24:36
other. Like, I wish I could be a cop
01:24:39
and just just drive behind one of those motherfuckers, see what
01:24:42
they do, You know, freaking the fuck out.
01:24:44
Because if you're driving that goddamn slow, you know,
01:24:47
especially in Texas, get your fucking ass over, you know?
01:24:50
So I. I love that, especially in
01:24:51
Texas. You're such a Texan, you get.
01:24:57
It's all these Californians in the which we love, by the way.
01:24:53
I mean, if you're driving your cute little Prius, I get it.
01:24:56
Move the fuck. New Yorkers, which we love all,
01:25:02
you know, they're moving Floridians, and they drive
01:25:04
differently. New York, you know, people say
01:25:07
New York driving is intense also.
01:25:09
And it's crazy. Well, that's city driving.
01:25:10
Yeah, okay, that's different. I'm not talking about city
01:25:14
driving. We're talking about just highway
01:25:16
and that's more LA driving. Yeah, just move over.
01:25:19
But move over. There's not a lot of places that
01:25:23
it's just the big cities and that if you don't know how to
01:25:25
drive and you're coming here from places that aren't big
01:25:27
cities, stay in the right hand. Just stay over.
01:25:31
Yeah. It's unbelievable to me that
01:25:34
that it'll stack up and and I'll and I and I lose it and I really
01:25:37
feel like if I die young it's because it's going to be because
01:25:40
of this it's crazy. Trey and I'm with you.
01:25:42
I think we're both on the same page.
01:25:44
I'll be sitting there and I'm trying to and I'm not in a huge
01:25:46
hurry but I'm still kind of like all right I need to get there
01:25:49
and I look and and as the as the highway kind of turns around a
01:25:53
corner a little bit slightly enough to where you can see
01:25:56
what's in front of you as they turn or is there kind of you
01:25:59
know easing left. And I'm looking and this
01:26:02
person's just sitting there with nobody in front of you.
01:26:05
And eighteen of us are stacked back going 5 to 10 miles below
01:26:10
the speed limit in left lane. Are you kidding me?
01:26:13
And then there's that special breed of asshole that when you
01:26:16
decide you know what, I'm going to go around them.
01:26:17
Yeah, they decide to move over. You're not a dickhead, you just
01:26:21
move over. You start speeding up and then
01:26:23
they start speeding. Up.
01:26:24
Really. Like, what the fuck?
01:26:26
Yeah, they don't want him to go. And I and I wonder if people are
01:26:28
just like, if they enjoy it, if they're just sitting there,
01:26:31
they're just like, you know, screw everybody behind me and
01:26:34
whatever. But it's just how it talk about
01:26:38
awareness that's this is a big one that is literally just not
01:26:41
being aware of what's going on around you or not caring.
01:26:44
And either way, you're an idiot. Either you're an idiot or an
01:26:47
asshole. One of the two, I was an asshole
01:26:50
once. A road trip.
01:26:52
I want to say we were coming back from Austin.
01:26:53
I was driving my buddies Mustang, OK?
01:26:56
And so I was the head car. And so you know, you have, you
01:27:01
always have that one car that jumps out, speeds up trying to
01:27:04
get into the front so they can just speed up to go.
01:27:06
So I was in, I was in his Mustang, he was asleep.
01:27:09
So there's this one car. This is the same guy in it,
01:27:12
yeah. We've told 16 stories about this
01:27:14
guy this whole season. Yeah.
01:27:15
And then, yeah, so he this, this car would pop out into the right
01:27:19
lane, speed up. I'd see him speeding up.
01:27:21
So what did I do? Downshift and I speed up.
01:27:23
To you. OK, until we get to that diesel
01:27:26
truck and then I slow back down and then all the cars behind me
01:27:32
catch up so he has the back. All the way back and jumping
01:27:36
jump into the line again and so then we all pass that diesel
01:27:39
truck also that seem pop out again start flying up.
01:27:42
So yeah, we did this probably for a good hour until my buddy
01:27:45
woke up and I think I was going over 100 miles an hour.
01:27:47
It was like an. Hour.
01:27:49
You're doing this? Jesus, I had to keep myself in a
01:27:52
so yeah, so. And I'm surprised I didn't get
01:27:55
shot, but yeah, so. Yeah, these days I tell you what
01:27:58
the road trades numbers are picking up.
01:28:00
Yeah, it's crazy. He woke up and saw that I was
01:28:02
over 100 miles an hour. He's like, the hell are you
01:28:04
doing in my car? I said, well, he was he was
01:28:07
racing me. I didn't want it.
01:28:08
I didn't want your car to lose. He's like, oh, OK, well, that's
01:28:11
Oh my God. So, yeah, that's that's very
01:28:13
him. So, yeah, thank goodness you
01:28:15
represented the car. Well, represented.
01:28:18
I just bored, so I was fucking with this guy.
01:28:20
Yeah, it's there's a lot of that.
01:28:21
I mean the. Truck.
01:28:22
The truck thing is another one by the way, Trey, I get it.
01:28:27
You truck drivers, we need you. We do, right?
01:28:30
They, they do. They deliver everything.
01:28:33
They transport everything and not everything.
01:28:35
There's some trains, but it's it's that's the truck drivers.
01:28:38
We need them, period. And without giving them their
01:28:41
own freaking highway off to the side, which might cost a little
01:28:45
money if elected, Trey and I will.
01:28:50
Give you will build. It might cost a trillion
01:28:53
dollars, but whatever. I mean, push it through, you
01:28:55
know AOC promises that kind of stuff all the time and didn't.
01:28:59
She said something like it's gonna cost 4 quadrillion dollars
01:29:03
and everyone's like, is this make believe for you making up
01:29:06
numbers and so but these truckers, they they're all going
01:29:11
and they like to use their cruise control okay, because I
01:29:14
have a cousin actually who spent some time driving okay.
01:29:18
And of course he comes back at me, He's like, well, we hate all
01:29:21
of you. And I was like, well, we hate
01:29:23
all of you, you know, And he's like, well, you know, blah,
01:29:25
blah, blah. And and I get it.
01:29:26
Look, the amount of times people are flipping these truckers, I
01:29:30
would hate. I would hate the peasant car as
01:29:33
well, you know, that drives by. But these truckers will follow
01:29:37
each other in the right lane. Okay.
01:29:38
Fair enough. And a lot of lot of highways in
01:29:40
the states, they don't, they're not allowed to to go over unless
01:29:43
they're passing. Right.
01:29:44
A lot of states. Nobody's supposed to be doing
01:29:46
that. But so what'll happen is, is the
01:29:49
truck sees an opportunity. He's going like a one mile per
01:29:53
hour more than the truck in front of him.
01:29:55
He doesn't want to take his his speed cruise control off.
01:30:00
So he sees an opportunity and he bolts over left, stops
01:30:03
everybody. And instead of, you know, taking
01:30:07
his cruise control off and like speeding up and getting around
01:30:10
him, he just leaves it on and he's one mile an hour faster.
01:30:14
And so it takes like 10 minutes, just get around the truck and
01:30:18
everyone stacks up and then he gets over to his credit finally.
01:30:21
And everyone's just going by like flipping them off and just
01:30:23
pissed off and then and half of them I feel like are laughing.
01:30:26
They're like, haha, screw you. Yeah, they don't give a shit.
01:30:29
Yeah, I don't care. And if I was on the road that
01:30:31
long, I'd, I would probably make a game.
01:30:33
And they're on their the CBS probably talking to each other
01:30:36
like, yeah, see that? This asshole stupid, you know.
01:30:38
Yeah, Honda Civic yelling at me down there.
01:30:39
That was pretty funny. Yeah.
01:30:41
But. But for me.
01:30:43
I hate it. The truckers, man.
01:30:44
Yeah, anymore. Tonight, I think.
01:30:47
I think that's good. Yeah.
01:30:48
I think I'm good. Yeah.
01:30:49
Well, this is it. Season one in the books.
01:30:52
I think that Season 2 is going to be fantastic.
01:30:55
I'm not just saying that, Dre. It's gonna be something, all
01:30:58
right. It's gonna be fantastic.
01:31:00
Fantastic. We have a lot of great ideas and
01:31:03
I feel like we know kind of the direction we want to take.
01:31:07
We've taken our feedback. We've.
01:31:11
Both of us have learned so much and I'm really excited about it.
01:31:14
So stick with us and you know season one.
01:31:19
I mean, look this isn't like this isn't like one of your
01:31:22
shows where all of a sudden season one's over and you have
01:31:24
to wait a long time try and I are going to put probably very
01:31:29
soon you'll see season 2 episode one right out.
01:31:32
Like we don't plan on stopping, so we're going to keep rolling
01:31:36
them out and and. Honestly little?
01:31:38
How about a little secret tray? We might be.
01:31:41
We got secrets. We might be releasing more than
01:31:44
two a week. What do you think?
01:31:45
What do you think about that? I'm serious.
01:31:47
I'm barely getting enough sleep now.
01:31:50
Well, you'll just have to find out what what I mean by that.
01:31:53
We're looking forward to it as always.
01:31:55
Social media is is become such an up and down for us and we
01:31:59
just anything you can do on there like like the show, follow
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Or subscribe and and it it helps us out a ton.
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It it lets them know that people are enjoying the show.
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It bumps the show up when when searching for it and on and on.
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So anything you can do, interact with us.
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We've got merchandise. We're going to do some giveaways
01:32:23
coming up here soon as well as part of this whole thing.
01:32:26
And I'll tell you what that's it.
01:32:29
Can't think of anything else for season one.
01:32:31
Sounds good. What do you think?
01:32:32
Send it off. I wish we had Antoine.
01:32:35
His send off is better. We need to learn that.
01:32:37
Send off what? Do you have any idea how it
01:32:39
goes? I don't remember something that
01:32:43
I don't. All right, well, let's send it
01:32:49
off. Better than that.
01:32:51
We love you guys and we can't wait to go as long as this
01:32:54
journey takes us. How about that?
01:32:55
That sounds good. I like it all.
01:32:57
Right later. Love you guys.
01:33:18
Hey Ryan, when is our Taco Bell? Was it Mexican pizzas going to
01:33:22
show up so we can make some money?
01:33:25
We ordered no meat, right? No meat.