💥 A guy blows up his cousin-girlfriend’s car. A man is killed by a pack of Dachshunds. And another fakes love to grant a dying wish. Just another week on Stay in the Gray.
In this episode, Ryan and Trey tackle:
🎰 America’s Gambling Addiction — Should it be legal nationwide, or is it just organized robbery?
📺 Ryan declares war on the YouTube dislike button
💔 A twisted tale: Man cheats with terminally ill woman—but claims it was her dying wish
🐾 Meth + DUI + Weird Vehicle = Arrest — Wait until you hear what he was driving
🐶 Crazy Deaths: Death by wedgie... and death by weenie dogs (yes, really)
🙄 Awareness Segment: RSVP etiquette & why gum-popping should be a felony
Plus: the most Buffalo Bills fan story of the year and Trey’s & Ryan’s latest betting picks.
📌 Chapters (Condensed):
00:42 – Exploding Cousin-Girlfriend Car Story
03:40 – Ryan vs. the YouTube Dislike Button
06:43 – Buffalo Bills Fan Mayhem
16:08 – The U.S. Gambling Crisis
27:16 – Weekly Gambling Picks
31:15 – Terminal Illness + Infidelity: A New Low
45:25 – Meth DUI on a... Wait, What?
49:15 – Wildest Deaths: Wedgies & Dachshunds
55:45 – Awareness Segment: RSVPs & Gum-Poppers
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All right. All right.
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All right. How's it going, Sir?
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It's, it's going well. I'm, I'm excited.
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I'm, I'm always excited to do this show and I guess that's a
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good sign. I realized I just sounded like
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McConaughey, but I'm okay with that.
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All right. How are you?
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Good Sir. Just took a drink of water.
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I got a little tickle on my throat.
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Not in a good way either. Do we need to pause?
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And now I think we're good. We're we're 17 seconds in and
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trainees to pause. Yeah, OK.
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I get you're good, I'm good. Move on.
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Ryan, yesterday. I found a great headline.
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A great headline. A great headline.
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I always want to hear a great headline, so throw it in.
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It's it's actually from our favorite state.
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Also, I'm going to say that would be Florida.
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Our Floridians, right? So the headline is Florida Man
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Arrested for Torching a Car. OK for Torch.
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OK, yeah. The car actually belonged to his
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cousin, OK? Who also happened to be his
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girlfriend. I read that shit and I was like,
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oh, I've got to say, well, it sounds like there should be a
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typo or something on. It Yeah.
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So his girlfriend is his cousin and he burned her car.
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He, like, blew up her car. Torched the car, but why was she
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banging the other cousin? And it I actually actually
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screenshotted some of the comments cuz they they were
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great. Yeah, give me some of those.
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So jumped in there and it said of course the first one is and
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this is the state that tripled down on anti education
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legislation. So fair enough, that works out.
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Okay, fair enough. Sweet Jesus, what the fuck is in
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the water down there? For real.
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Next one, just a couple of cousins mething around.
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It's Florida. Nothing to see here.
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I like that that that's you. That was you.
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Yeah, that was fine, says as a Floridian.
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So this guy from Florida, I'm sure meth was involved one way
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or another. And then of course, the last
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one, this, this probably was mine too.
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Almost every every stupid criminal story comes out of that
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state. Nothing shocks anymore when it
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starts just in from Florida. He signed it proudly.
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He's like Justin from Florida. Last name address, but that
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that's pretty funny. I do.
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Florida, thank you for the well. And you know all the all the the
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stereotypical incestual states are are West of there.
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You know, like the Mississippi's and Alabama's.
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They get a bad name. This is Florida, huh?
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Yeah, fair enough. Fun times?
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Well, good, good, good intro. For the for the show.
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Thank you, Florida. I'm not sure where to go from
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there. We always we always find a way
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so. We'll figure something out, I
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guess. I guess I should go ahead.
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I'll just mention really fast that on the last show we were
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talking about all the reels and the shorts.
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They call them the kids these days.
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I'm not gonna lie, the last time when you were talking about
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shorts, I thought you were actually talking about clothing.
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It took me a while to figure out why the fuck is he talking about
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shorts right now? YouTube calls them shorts and
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apparently that's where it's at my man because ever since I
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started doing these shorts, if you will, we're getting like
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it's like crazy amount of people that look at these things and
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and like I mentioned before it seems to be that the teenagers,
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I say teenagers, I mean easily could be anybody but they but
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they flip through these things really fast because of it of
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attention span they have none And so you have to catch their,
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you know everything I've ever read is that do something to
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catch their attention. Well, I think our mugs probably
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catch some attention in, in a way, but but what I've realized
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and I said it in the last show and I'm going to say it again
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because it's I've had, I have more specifics now is that I'm
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getting more comments and but what comes to that is also some
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of these dislikes. But don't get me wrong, if you
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look at our percentages, Dre and I'm not lying, they're all 8090%
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likes, but it's those, right? But it's all these dislikes that
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are starting to get to me and I'm like I want to know.
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And so you know then you get a comment that that goes against
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kind of maybe my opinion on on whatever it is that that we're
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talking about in the in the. And I have to remember, I have
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to remind myself that this is kind of a business, this is a
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show or our whole premise is to be neutral and to try and hear
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all sides. It's the interaction, but it is
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the IT is the last. That is my last instinct.
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I know you will. When I see a comment, I'm just
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like, fuck this guy. And then I'm like, I have to.
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I have to really back at him, OK.
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No, no, We're staying the Gray. Stay in the Gray.
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And then? And then my response is like,
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OK, fair enough Sir. Fair enough, asshole.
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Fair enough. Every we we here respect
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everybody's opinion, even though it's stupid.
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No, we respect their opinions. And then I maybe ioffer
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something like a but consider this type of deal and and that's
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what we do we want to talk. So I just thought that was good.
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I, I, we just talked about on the last show and I'm just
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seeing more and more and of it and I'm I'm, I'm kind of, I'm
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enjoying, I'm enjoying doing these quick little just little
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clips of of of what we do and it seems to be spreading.
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So, well, you're doing a good job on it, so I appreciate that.
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I'll try. Well, we think so.
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But I'm looking at our numbers and I'm probably like, Oh yeah,
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we're killing it. And then in reality we're like,
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hey, we're doing awesome. I like it, I like that, the the
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momentum there. But how'd your How'd your How
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did you enjoy watching football this weekend?
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Absolutely, Yeah. The Longhorns won and Cowboys
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won, so blah blah blah blah. The difference in this weekend
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is that my team also won. You seemed a little bit happier
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tonight right. The universe is starting to at
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least give me a little bit of you know last night the the
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Steelers played on Monday Night Football and that game could
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have gone it was an ugly win ugly win and that could be
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easily gone against me. And I felt like all right thank
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you it it actually went my way And so we had a good football
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weekend and and but it's I'm just enjoying it's just
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something it's just something about it.
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You get to Friday, Thursday night games and Friday and
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you're going the weekend and football And even now that I
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have kids and I was this and I went down to watch the Aggie
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game and you know I don't have a lot of time to watch it.
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There's something about just like checking the scores and
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there's something about football and of course fantasy and all
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that. And so I never got a guy up
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north who who huge Bills fan. And he was going to be on the
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show and I think he's going to hopefully come on and do some
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pics and things like that But he was talking to me and we're
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doing the Survivor and all that. It's just fun.
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So I hope everybody that likes football's enjoying it and we'll
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keep it to a minimum but. Well, I appreciate that segue
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cuz I've got a story about a Bills fan.
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You're kidding. We have great segues on this
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show. Yeah, it's almost like we know
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what we're doing. Do you have a story about a
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Buffalo Bills fan? Buffalo Bills fan?
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Is it our buddy? Let's hope not.
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Have you heard from him lately? I actually saw him while I was
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up that way a couple weeks ago, but that was a couple weeks ago.
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Yeah, this is, yeah, this was this weekend, So OK, this is.
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So it says a Buffalo Bills fan appears to have got a little
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overexcited. It's team's home opener on
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Sunday. Let me tell you, I interrupt and
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I'm going to, but this one is legit.
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I promise. Is a legit is a legit
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interruption. I've been to Old Orchard I
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believe is the name of the community and Ralph Wilson
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Stadium. OK And I went with the, the
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previously discussed gentlemen and we took a road trip and it
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was great. These Bills fans are, are, are,
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I mean a lot. Every fan says, oh we're crazy.
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Steeler fans are these Bills fans are pretty crazy.
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They're they're fun. I mean they like to like get up
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on and jump off of things in tables.
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You've heard Bill's Mafia and all that.
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And it was, you know, you had one guy and he was, he was up
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there and he was rapping. We pull in the parking lot.
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It's like 3 hours for the game or something like that.
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And this guy's rapping, let's go Buffalo, let's go Buffalo.
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But he literally didn't say another word.
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It was that for like an hour while we were tailgating.
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Can you how about a verse? How about a second verse?
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How about something else? It was great, but everybody was
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so, so when you're telling me this story, I do have a good
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visual and I wanted to give it to everybody else.
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You can picture they are wild and they love their bills,
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passion. So, so go ahead.
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Hopefully one day they'll have a team where anyone so I love that
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got. A little over excited home
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opener. Ended up a this guy.
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This guy Okay, after a bizarre sequence of events it says ended
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him in, ended in him being rescued by emergency services
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from a 40 foot hole outside the stadium like a like a well.
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So it says it's unnamed. Okay, go ahead.
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A 29 year old who claims he was under the influence of alcohol.
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Which makes sense. Okay, right?
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Some marijuana. Okay, a little bit of LSD.
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And if that wasn't enough, he went ahead and had some cocaine,
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too. So it's just a hybrid, hybrid
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afternoon. I mean he.
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Was all kinds of fucked up anyway, says recovered by
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officials in a 20 minute rescue operation.
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Before they came, this was before they came.
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This was the game that he kicked.
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It yet, this was. I mean, for those of you that
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don't know, Buffalo ended up kicking ass that day.
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They look great and this guy didn't even get to well, I don't
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know, I don't know the story we, but he apparently he's got
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himself in a situation before the game started.
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So, reportedly, he Let's see. Security fans situated outside
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the stadium advised Comps had seen a man stripped naked.
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Oh, it gets better. I'm sure it does.
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I just every. I feel like every story we talk
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about somebody's naked or stripping.
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He strips naked and at an onsite porta potty before covering
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himself in human. S he covered himself in poo?
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No. So he's Come on.
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He's on a cocktail of drugs and alcohol strips.
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I'd say that's more than a cocktail, but go ahead.
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And then rubs poo. All of them.
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Okay, give me a second. I'm trying to visualize this.
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So okay, I'm just visualing this.
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This guy, just a buggy eye, can't even move and then he's
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like. I'm just gonna rub friends to
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stop this shit. I'm just gonna rub my shit.
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I'm just gonna rub shit on myself.
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But my question is in these Porta potties, I'm not a Porta
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potty expert, Trey. And here it's staying in the
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great podcast. I think we're proud that we're
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not. Yes, but how did he?
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Isn't it way down in there? Like, how did he get you?
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Gotta jump in. It didn't say okay.
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Fair enough. Go ahead.
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So then he reportedly hopped the fence into a construction site
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with a new Bill Stadium. Which is just West of the
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current home, blah blah blah. Incredibly after and I I guess
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that's where he end up in the hole is oh the hole is in the
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new stadium. Excuse me, where the new porta
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potty is going? To go, you're right, so it says.
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Incredibly, after being rescued, the man's only injury was a cut
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above his forehead, and he was transported to the hospital,
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where he was then evaluated by medical staff.
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So All in all, I guess that ends up being a winwin for the guy.
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I guess you didn't get to see the game, but I guess in the
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hospital get to see the game. Maybe.
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Maybe. Yeah, I'm sure they had it on
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local or local network in the local.
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I don't know where he ended up. Well, you know, if his goal was
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to see the Bills, then he failed.
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If his goal was to go somewhere and rub shit all over himself,
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then then he had a good day. So yeah.
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But what I want to know is anybody that listened to our
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last show, we talked about a couple that was having sex on a
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rooftop. Yes.
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And they fell 50 feet and died. And died.
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Yeah, this guy goes 40 feet into a hole.
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In a hole and he's just like a little cut above his eye.
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No big deal should should this be a promotion for all sorts of
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drugs? Well, either drugs or maybe the
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couple should have rubbed crap off them.
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So while they were having sex, you had to do.
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I think the only thing that could have made that story
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better or worse is that is that way the crap.
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Yeah, the couple. Because you would have told me
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the story. Like, oh, the couple, they they
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rolled off the roof and had sex. By the way, there was a
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excrement all over. They rubbed shit all over
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themselves before they well, you know again our buddy up and and
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he's not in Buffalo but he's up in the Northeast.
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He's a huge Bills fan since he was a kid and you know he's
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proud of Bill's Mafia, but I'm not sure he's going to be so
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proud of this. One No.
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He listens to this one now. Well, I'm going to, I'll make
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him. I'll be like we talked.
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We talked great about the Bills and your fans and how great they
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are and how intelligent they are.
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Yeah, great. I don't know if that's the word
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we use, but yeah, I think you know what?
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Knowing him, he'll just be like, Yep, that sounds about right.
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That was me. Yeah.
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Well, he's not 29, though, that's true.
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No, he looks. He looks good, but he's not 29.
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But it was a. New I'm surprised he hasn't
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reached out to you to tell you about this idiot.
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I think that there is a maybe a little bit of embarrassment
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there. Like, OK, you know, I mean, have
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you had a Cowboys fan or I haven't heard of a Steeler fan
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or a Cowboys fan rubbing shit on themselves before the game?
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At least wait till after the game, right?
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After the win, like like we won 38 to 10 and you and you, you're
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drunk and you rub showing yourself the game had even
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started and you're owing one. You had the damn game you hadn't
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won yet. What an idiot.
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Anyway, that OK, that was funny. I like that story.
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So, so yeah, another little little topic that I found it and
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you're you're rolling them out well, I mean.
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We've got football season going on and of course gambling.
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Everybody likes gambling. Whether it's fantasy football,
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whether it's betting on the over, under the spreads, all
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that kind of good stuff. So we mentioned it last show
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also even like my mom has fun with it.
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People just enjoy it. Makes a game like.
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A random game Eastern Illinois versus Southern New Hampshire.
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Like who gives a shit? But then all of a sudden you got
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you're locked, you got $10.00 on it, you're like a Southern New
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Hampshire fan. You got their gear on it and
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shit, The Fighting New Hampshire's, yeah.
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What the fuck they are. It's just it's just fun and so
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and I I did a little bit of it just for fun.
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Never. Never.
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I was never what you would call a High Roller and all that.
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Yeah but. But.
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Just to make things interesting, just to make it fun and teasers
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and parlays and all that stuff. But.
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And that's kind of what I started doing with the fantasy
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football, fancy football, and then all that.
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Now this all these apps that you can gamble.
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Daily fantasy and all that stuff.
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So it's it's taken over. So gambling is not just, you
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know, placing bets with Vegas anymore.
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It's like kind of a combination of a bunch of things, right?
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So you have a story about gambling I.
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Actually ran across the story and says I guess since they've
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loosened restrictions, betting restrictions back in 2018 on
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sports betting. Says Americans have lost as
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staggering. You want to take a guess at the
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amount 2000 what? 18, 2018 so we're looking at
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five years ago, they since they've.
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Loosened the Loosen the restrictions.
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Oh, my God. I mean Jesus $500 million.
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So 245 billion billion dollars would be.
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I meant Billy. My God, really.
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So it's maybe this is a problem. Maybe we shouldn't be promoting
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this. I love this where it says
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experts fearing Gambling Edition has gripped the nation.
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It's like no shit that could clear the half our debt.
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And it's so saying that gamblers used to be forced to travel like
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what you're saying used to have to go to casinos where they were
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exempt from national gambling let's say which was exempt from
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a national gambling ban along with Delaware, Oregon and
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Montana. But since since 1992 the ban was
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lifted the industry become high growth tech business that saw
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more than 12 billion in revenue in in just 2022.
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What the hell? So that didn't make sense
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anyway. No, I hear what you're.
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Saying you got that, okay, I understand what I just said.
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So sports betting is now legal. Look, it's saying the great
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podcast. We don't always understand what
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we say, but we're hoping that you do.
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My God so. So it says sports betting is now
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legal, typically for adults age 21 and over in 3430.
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Wow, I didn't know is that many. And Washington, DC and in 25
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jurisdictions in the US, gamblers can bet online well,
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right. And that and that's what I've
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always known is as you know like I've talked about it before and
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you know I've done it off and on for years now and it and you do
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it legally through offshore. You know I mean if they're if
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they're running web as long as there's a you know I sound so
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old the Internet the internet's out there and people are online
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they can run these companies offshore and it's and it's
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legal. I mean, they can't, you know,
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transferring funds gets complicated sometimes.
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If the banks have a problem, look and I'm going to get into
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like the like it sound like a mobster or something like back
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when the right in my offshore account the transactions weren't
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coming through. You had to go down to the, go
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down to the drop the bag off underneath the bridge, right.
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None of it was like that and so and now it's even easier and and
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I've had nothing positive experiences.
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It's not like it's a hard to get when you want to withdraw, it's
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not hard to get it back out. When you have both your legs,
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both your arms, so you're you must have done well.
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You know what? You know, what happens is that
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the beginning of the year I'm like, well, I'm going to start
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with this much and I'm and then when I make it back I'll pull
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pull it out and then I'm just playing with what they call.
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House money. House money, Yeah.
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And then at the end of the year, I basically have like $30.
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It's like it's just up and down all year and it all evens out.
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So it's pointless. I spend weeks and weeks
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researching and looking at teams and then and just all the things
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out, yeah. So, well, it says this industry
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has generated more than $3.4 billion in tax revenue.
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That's pretty nice. Yeah.
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So and I know they've been talking about trying to, they
00:19:58
trying to make a gambling facility here in Texas.
00:20:00
I don't understand why, you know, everybody's I'm.
00:20:03
Telling you. All that money's going to
00:20:04
Oklahoma, you know? Or Vegas gambling in general,
00:20:09
not just sports gambling, but I mean even more so.
00:20:11
I mean you and I have been up to Oklahoma the the casino up there
00:20:14
and you know the golf course and all the concerts and and good
00:20:20
foods and bars and all that. You know it's all up there and
00:20:23
you go up just across the state line.
00:20:25
So they knew what they were doing because Texas doesn't
00:20:27
allow and it's it's not. So it's not just sports people
00:20:31
have. I mean it's a I would say it's,
00:20:33
I would honestly say gambling is probably one of the most
00:20:36
addictive things in the world. Absolutely over substances like,
00:20:40
you know, maybe not alcohol but other substances.
00:20:43
I mean it's it's something where you go, you get that it's like I
00:20:48
need to say this like golf, but you get you golf.
00:20:50
You have that one shot that you, you know, maybe you hold it out
00:20:54
from 40 out and and on 18 you're going That's why I'm going to
00:20:59
come back the next day. Commercials that joke around
00:21:02
about that and stuff like that. It's the same thing with
00:21:04
gambling, whether it's sports or it's whatever.
00:21:06
You hit that jackpot just once or even a even like a small win,
00:21:11
you know 1-2 hundred this weekend, next weekend it can be
00:21:15
500. It's just And then that's of
00:21:18
course the reason that it's addictive and you're going
00:21:22
should should we be doing this? What do you think?
00:21:24
I mean, I don't mean to turn a funny kind of a fun story into a
00:21:28
topic, but do you think that we need to take a step back on the
00:21:31
gambling thing? I mean, or do you think it the
00:21:33
country should be allowed to do what they want to do?
00:21:35
I mean, if we're taking a stance like that, I mean, what's us to
00:21:38
keep us from, say, OK, well, you're only allowed to buy one
00:21:41
bottle of alcohol per month. You know that's true.
00:21:46
Wow, you really knew how to hit me hard there.
00:21:48
Or smoke 1A joint, right. You know every two weeks you
00:21:52
know. So it's like it.
00:21:54
I mean, if we're. Going to do that for gambling?
00:21:56
Then? Sure.
00:21:57
What's to keep it from happening to alcohol?
00:21:58
But that's my point though is that like, well, alcohol is bad.
00:22:01
That's a lot of the topic I'm talking, you know, if you're
00:22:03
talking about marijuana state by state, they're starting to
00:22:06
introduce it recreationally and of course, medically it's a
00:22:09
whole different ball game. But then with the gambling, it's
00:22:13
coming in and. Look at the tax revenues.
00:22:17
Why would why would Congress or, you know, whatever, Because they
00:22:22
might care about the American people and the fact that people
00:22:24
do they. No, probably not.
00:22:27
But the people are probably losing their homes, family.
00:22:31
But as long as they've got this, this tax revenue coming true,
00:22:33
you know we can better the country.
00:22:35
They'll they'll buy more tents for them to use as they're out
00:22:39
there underneath the bridges and stuff.
00:22:40
Well, they sure take care of those gamblers in those tents.
00:22:43
No, that'll stop, I think. I think that it should be legal.
00:22:48
I think you have to have some some boundaries, but at the same
00:22:51
time, like okay, whatever. I mean, it's you're an adult.
00:22:56
I mean a 15 year old shouldn't be able to gamble.
00:22:57
But if you're an adult, like most topics we talk about, it's
00:23:01
your deal. You lose your money, lose your.
00:23:03
I mean, you know what I mean? Yeah, I'm with you.
00:23:06
I just was playing the other side of it.
00:23:07
Yeah, and look at Rain Man. I mean, he took down a whole
00:23:09
casino. And he was a retard.
00:23:12
So are we allowed to say that? I don't know.
00:23:14
I just. Well, you just.
00:23:16
Quoting hangover. So right, right.
00:23:19
If we quote movies, we should be allowed to stay with that, and
00:23:21
it's also the different pronunciation, so it works.
00:23:24
And we're adults, so we're allowed to.
00:23:27
There you go. Anyway.
00:23:28
So it says the US has overtaken the UK as the biggest regulated
00:23:31
online gambling market in the Whoa really, Cuz I know the UK
00:23:35
was like the UK looked right as we all know.
00:23:38
I don't mean to interrupt you again, but we all know I lived
00:23:41
in Scotland, in the UK for a couple of years.
00:23:44
Every corner there where you could walk in and just do a
00:23:46
ticket for any sports, you could do any gambling you wanted to do
00:23:50
in these little facilities. And it was like a 711, yeah, but
00:23:53
for gambling everywhere. And so I thought, I never
00:23:56
thought we'd pass those guys. We passed those guys.
00:23:59
We did pass those guys that says eat your heart out UK.
00:24:02
And as the industry continues to grow, concerns are rising that
00:24:06
addition to sports gambling could become a national crisis,
00:24:09
is what It's what you don't say. And just by the way, just
00:24:15
another thing that we kicked the British ass at besides the
00:24:19
Revolutionary War is our. Our gambling.
00:24:23
And it does say I'm here. A couple of gambling tips, safe
00:24:26
for gambling tips. Treat betting as an
00:24:28
entertainment expense, right? I hear that all the time.
00:24:32
Set a money limit in advance, right?
00:24:34
Set a time limit in advance. Walk away from your losses.
00:24:38
Be aware of how you're feeling. That one's funny.
00:24:43
Keep other entertainments in the mix.
00:24:47
Take frequent breaks. What are they saying?
00:24:49
If you gamble too much, you won't get to go see that movie,
00:24:52
I guess. Instead of going to bed $500, go
00:24:55
see a movie instead and spend $500.
00:24:57
I like that. I like that.
00:24:59
And then it says be careful if you drink or do drugs.
00:25:01
Well, no shit. That should happen whether or
00:25:04
not you're gambling. Very true.
00:25:06
But I'm not going to lie to you. There have been a lot of pics
00:25:08
I've put in after quite a bit of Scotch.
00:25:12
Yeah. I wake up and I look at who I
00:25:15
I'm like, what though? Why did I think?
00:25:17
I bet that one. And most of the times, again, it
00:25:20
all evens out. But sometimes I'm like, yeah, I
00:25:22
meant to do that when they win, when they lose them like I.
00:25:25
Was drunk. You start betting on the Little
00:25:27
League World Series. You know, you're.
00:25:29
I think the weirdest thing I've ever bet on was cricket, Okay.
00:25:33
And I didn't know that cricket takes like a month.
00:25:37
Did you know that? Holy shit, no.
00:25:39
So there's a match and then it continues on and then like once
00:25:42
or twice a week they they reconvene and they continue the
00:25:45
the match. It's I I don't understand
00:25:47
cricket at all, at all yet, but I'm sitting here going, well,
00:25:50
how come the results not done? And then I looked at oven.
00:25:53
It's like some cricket matches take this long enough.
00:25:55
It's like, OK, so I literally have to wait for my $25 A.
00:25:58
Year later, I think I won. I think, I think I won And it
00:26:03
hit and I was like, oh, where'd this come from?
00:26:05
And I said, Oh yeah, that cricket match I bet on like 18
00:26:08
months ago. Yeah, so.
00:26:11
I want to know what you were drinking the night you decided
00:26:13
to. I want to bet on cricket.
00:26:14
This is a good idea. Needless to say, I didn't bet on
00:26:16
cricket again. But there's been some
00:26:17
interesting ones that you look at and you go, why not?
00:26:20
I've been at a bar before. You sit down there and you're
00:26:24
just bullshitting in the tennis, a tennis match on.
00:26:27
OK, why not $10 or some 5, even 5 something?
00:26:31
Just throw it on the guy. Just it makes it interesting.
00:26:34
Like a Midget pickleballing. Yes, that was the other night.
00:26:38
That was. That's Wednesday nights.
00:26:40
Yeah. But I mean, seriously, though,
00:26:41
that's what makes it fun. Otherwise, why would I wouldn't
00:26:44
care about that? Maybe that tennis match, right?
00:26:46
But now you get to sit there, have your cocktail, your cold
00:26:50
beer, whatever, and you get to win or lose $5 some.
00:26:54
Random ass shit. Yeah.
00:26:55
Your bill's gonna be alcohol. Bill's gonna be there anyway.
00:26:58
You might as well either throw, you know that.
00:27:00
Makes sense. So anyway, so I don't know if I
00:27:03
feel like gambling is good for this country, but.
00:27:06
Why not? Why not?
00:27:08
Why not? Anyway, go ahead, I've
00:27:10
interrupted you. No.
00:27:12
That was my, yeah, that was my story about gambling.
00:27:14
So why don't we do some? Why don't we help our gamblers
00:27:19
out with some picks? With our with our locks of the
00:27:24
week, yeah, I think last time we mentioned on the when we record
00:27:28
early in the week, we're gonna give you some picks.
00:27:30
These are our locks of the week. One game, all the marbles and
00:27:36
both of us, or guaranteeing that something will happen.
00:27:41
Yeah, it could be good. Could be bad, yeah.
00:27:43
But something will happen. And I think I'm gonna let my man
00:27:46
go first. But again, it's you look through
00:27:51
these, we looked vehemently through them.
00:27:53
And what does? Vehemently mean.
00:27:55
It means we went into great detail okay when we analyzed
00:28:00
these picks. So go 1st and let's help our
00:28:03
gambling brethren out. So in honor of the bills, we
00:28:08
talked a lot about the build. They're on the road this week
00:28:11
against the the Reds. Oh, sorry, the commanders.
00:28:14
Oh, can't say that. Right, skins.
00:28:16
So Commanders are at home, and if I'm reading this correctly,
00:28:21
it says Buffalo -6 1/2. That means Buffalo is favored
00:28:25
by. Favors by 6 points.
00:28:27
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to take the Commanders and
00:28:30
the 6 1/2 points. Interesting at home.
00:28:33
OK, watch the commanders plus the six and a half, right, Which
00:28:37
for people that, for people, for people that don't know.
00:28:41
I'll remember because I know that our friend is going to be,
00:28:45
I'll tell him that you when it gets his team.
00:28:48
Basically, if Washington gets 6 nap points, so Buffalo wins by
00:28:52
6, then Washington wins that bet.
00:28:54
Basically 6 or less. Kind of a deal.
00:28:57
And he can be happy too. And so there you go.
00:28:59
I mean that if Buffalo wins the game, Trey can still win the
00:29:02
bet. That's what that the spreads do.
00:29:04
So I just confused it more, didn't I?
00:29:07
Either way, I'm going to go college for everybody.
00:29:11
This is an interesting one because if you if on the outset
00:29:14
you'll be like Ryan, are you doing the same drugs as that guy
00:29:17
in Buffalo? Have you?
00:29:19
Have you in fact rubbed shit on yourself?
00:29:21
And I have not yet. I'm going to go with an early
00:29:26
game on Saturday, 11:00 AM a BC. Holy shit, that is early.
00:29:31
I'll be at my kids soccer game, but whatever.
00:29:35
The Porta potties aren't even by then.
00:29:38
The Florida State Seminoles have been a surprise in my opinion.
00:29:44
This year they've been very good.
00:29:46
They struggled this last weekend, but so did a lot of
00:29:48
good teams. Yeah, maybe yours is one of
00:29:50
them. I'm not sure.
00:29:51
But they struggled too and then they pulled away.
00:29:54
But they are on the road. You're going to love this one.
00:29:56
Floor stayed on the road against Clemson.
00:30:00
The Clemson Tigers who have won a couple championships and are
00:30:04
kind of known to be the Acc's top team.
00:30:08
I don't think that's the case anymore.
00:30:10
I think that Clemson has looked very pedestrian.
00:30:12
I think this new quarterback that they have Club Nick is not
00:30:16
what he was panned out to be, right?
00:30:21
I mean that's that's how we base things.
00:30:24
But I think Florida State's going to go in there and and
00:30:26
Florida State is favored, but they're favored only by two
00:30:29
points, just win by a field goal and I think that they do.
00:30:32
I really do. I did something about it just
00:30:34
tells me Clemson's done for now and Florida State's kind of on
00:30:38
the rise. So.
00:30:39
So I'm writing Florida State -2. That's it.
00:30:42
So those are our picks. If you lose, not our fault.
00:30:46
Yeah, I don't. I don't know.
00:30:48
I feel about either of those now that we've said them.
00:30:51
Now that it's out there in the Washington Commanders plus 6 1/2
00:30:55
Florida State Seminoles -2, both on the road, what are we
00:30:59
thinking? But hey.
00:31:00
That's how we roll. Those are those are our picks,
00:31:02
so we'll see how we do. And you know what?
00:31:05
If you gamble and lose money, you can ride it.
00:31:07
Trey at Stay in the Gray podcast and let him know that you're not
00:31:11
unhappy, right? So not our fault.
00:31:14
Yep, not our fault. All right, on from sports.
00:31:16
No more. No more football.
00:31:17
No more sports. No more sports.
00:31:19
Got it. Just today.
00:31:20
So, Ryan, I've got another story here for you.
00:31:25
I've got a I love how you say it.
00:31:27
I've got a So Ryan. Like, I'm not so Ryan.
00:31:31
Ryan, pay attention. Guess what?
00:31:33
Go ahead, another story. Another story.
00:31:35
So this was interesting. I think we touched on this at
00:31:38
one point about where a woman that was dying wanted to have
00:31:48
sex one more time with an ex. Right.
00:31:51
Remember that? Yes.
00:31:52
Yeah. That was that was intense.
00:31:54
Yeah. So we've got this young lady
00:31:56
that went on Reddit, and the original young lady, Does she
00:32:02
have a given? This particular lady is 2222, so
00:32:05
we're we're not talking about, we're not talking about old
00:32:08
ladies. This is a young, young woman,
00:32:11
right? 22 OK 22 year old woman on.
00:32:13
Reddit So she posted to Reddit asking for relationship advice.
00:32:17
She's struggling with guilt over her feelings of jealousy.
00:32:20
Sorry if you need relationship advice.
00:32:23
Jump on Reddit. Jump on Reddit.
00:32:24
Yeah, okay. Go ahead.
00:32:27
Woman's boyfriend ultimately had sex with a dying friend.
00:32:32
Whoa okay. So the woman that wrote into
00:32:34
Reddit or put a post her boyfriend slept with his friend.
00:32:39
I'm assuming it's a girl. It was a woman, yes.
00:32:42
I mean, not that there's. I mean, it could have been God,
00:32:44
it's fine. But in this case, it was a
00:32:46
woman, right? So they had kind of she was
00:32:49
dying. She was.
00:32:50
Yeah, she was terminally ill young woman, OK.
00:32:53
They had like some type of farewell vacation and just the
00:32:58
friend and the boyfriend. It doesn't say how many people
00:33:00
went on this particular story. Oh, I want I bet.
00:33:03
Well, it would be better if the girlfriend was there, like in
00:33:06
the next room. Oh, that would be horrible.
00:33:07
Yeah, I mean, horrible for her. Baking on the walls and shit.
00:33:13
Horrible for her, but for for this story be fantastic.
00:33:16
So she went online, asking the Internet, obviously.
00:33:19
So she discovered that her boyfriend has slept with a
00:33:21
terminally ill friend during a farewell vacation.
00:33:25
And we don't know what, what what the illness.
00:33:27
Was I have read through this multiple times and and most of
00:33:29
it is talking about how emotional everything was as far
00:33:34
as the boyfriend entered. It extended and deep depression
00:33:37
following the death of his friend.
00:33:39
She also stated this jealousy is eating her up.
00:33:42
I just know that it wasn't just sex.
00:33:46
They totally had an emotional they totally had emotional sex
00:33:50
because of her condition. I don't even know who initiated
00:33:53
it. It was probably something like
00:33:55
how she didn't want to die a virgin so because of her
00:33:59
condition. Maybe because of her condition,
00:34:01
you know. Have you seen some of those
00:34:02
movies? I honestly, I honestly haven't
00:34:05
seen them all. I've seen a few of this guy.
00:34:07
Well, I forget his name but he writes all the the teenager
00:34:11
movies about the the one girl that was terminally ill and she
00:34:14
didn't want to fall in love with this guy and she's like 16 and
00:34:18
and then she does and then he finds out and it's a John Green
00:34:24
or John. It's a very common name.
00:34:25
But anyway, it's that's what this sounds like.
00:34:27
It sounds like there was some sort of emotion because she had
00:34:30
a condition. If she was still a virgin, let's
00:34:32
say in her early 20s, I'm assuming she's probably the same
00:34:35
age as they are. Then it it needed, it was
00:34:37
probably a condition or a disease that she's had.
00:34:41
I don't think it just came on right, you know, two months
00:34:44
earlier. Maybe it did.
00:34:46
That's why I feel like this was bad reporting, not from you, but
00:34:49
from the the writer of the article.
00:34:52
But there's a lot of other emotions going on because I
00:34:54
guess this this boyfriend's gone into a depression, so there's
00:34:58
there's gotta be. More depressed about this death
00:35:00
of this friend. So something more is there,
00:35:02
Trey? And actually it says in here,
00:35:04
she said. I wouldn't have found out if one
00:35:05
of our mutual friends didn't slip, she said.
00:35:08
My boyfriend and that girl, was she in the bed as well?
00:35:10
Didn't there? Is there a videotape of this?
00:35:16
No. But, she says.
00:35:18
I'm confident it's on. What do you call it?
00:35:22
You. What's the you?
00:35:23
Youporn. Youporn.
00:35:25
YouTube shit, but she's saying I'm confident that there was no
00:35:31
attraction by the as far as the boyfriend wasn't attracted to
00:35:36
the girl so they never had a relationship as she did have a
00:35:39
secret crush. She was the little sister of
00:35:42
their friend group, so she might have even been a little bit
00:35:45
younger than that. 22 year old. Age said he was visiting the
00:35:50
hospital when she died. He never had a death in the
00:35:53
family. So a lot of this is talking
00:35:54
about the emotions of, you know, I guess how close the friend
00:35:57
was. I wonder if this guy had.
00:36:00
I wonder if this guy in general, regardless of her condition, had
00:36:03
had more feelings for this, for this girl.
00:36:06
But based on this story, is saying that she hasn't expressed
00:36:08
her jealousy because she's dead anyway.
00:36:10
So it's like, oh. I guess you don't have to worry
00:36:13
about it happening. She just pissed.
00:36:15
I mean like and why tell the story?
00:36:18
Right. Well, I guess she's reaching out
00:36:19
to see if her phones are valid or do you remember Okay, We had
00:36:24
Meg on the show. Anybody that's listen, listen
00:36:27
and I feel like I say this every show hopefully a lot of you have
00:36:30
listened a lot. But we had a one of our friends
00:36:34
Meg come on and she she likes to talk about Reddit and she said a
00:36:40
lot of people go on and say hey am I the asshole and is this it
00:36:45
sounds like kind of one of those things where where the girl's
00:36:47
going am I wrong for feeling one way or the other.
00:36:52
And I don't know. I mean I I I think if if the
00:36:55
roles were reversed and my boyfriend would if if the roles
00:37:01
were reversing like let's say my wife was like I'm sorry but I I
00:37:04
slept with you know this guy he he was a good friend of ours and
00:37:09
I knew him and he he was on his deathbed and all he wanted was
00:37:13
you know one last roll in the hay.
00:37:16
I don't even know where roll in the hay came from but we're
00:37:18
going to go with that and and and she did that the guy's gone.
00:37:25
So it's not like I'm ever going to look at this person and say
00:37:27
you know God, you slept. My wife like it's not there but
00:37:31
I don't know how. I mean I don't think I'd be
00:37:33
happy. I mean, I think I'd be.
00:37:34
I think it would be as if he was alive.
00:37:36
Yeah. I think I'd be pissed.
00:37:38
Yeah. What do you think?
00:37:39
Yeah. I mean, it's like it does say in
00:37:44
here that they've been together for three years.
00:37:46
There's never been any issues with infidelity.
00:37:48
What's what I mean? Does that make it better or
00:37:51
worse? So yeah, I don't anyway.
00:37:55
Actually, the girlfriend was invited, but she declined.
00:37:59
Whoa, whoa. I'm sorry.
00:38:02
On the vacation, sorry. On the vacation.
00:38:05
Sorry. OK, that's OK.
00:38:12
I apologize because that that would have changed the entire
00:38:15
thing. The entire story, Yeah, yeah.
00:38:17
She was invited into the bedroom.
00:38:19
That would have been, that would have been great.
00:38:21
But I guess there was a, says a group of seven of them,
00:38:24
including the boyfriend and the girl.
00:38:25
She was invited on the trip. Yeah, invited on the trip, but
00:38:29
she declined, said Beach Getaways on her thing.
00:38:32
I bet she wish she went now. Wait, really?
00:38:35
Her. So she so she just because she
00:38:37
doesn't love the beach, she'd let her boyfriend go on this
00:38:40
trip? She says she was kind of
00:38:41
acquaintances with the rest of the group, so she didn't want to
00:38:44
intrude on her final trip with the friends.
00:38:48
And this she goes. I don't know.
00:38:50
That still sounds weird. But she actually said in here at
00:38:53
some point that she actually said if they would have came and
00:38:57
talked to her, she says she probably would have been OK with
00:39:02
it. No, really, that's what do you
00:39:04
believe? What do you do you believe that
00:39:07
you think if they if they if they could approach her and said
00:39:10
you know we'd like to go ahead and bang because so and so over
00:39:14
here is dying and you know whatever I I just can't imagine
00:39:18
she's like you know what here like go for it.
00:39:22
And and she actually says, I think, I think it's so messed up
00:39:24
that sleeping with him specifically was one of the
00:39:27
girls dying dreams. Oh.
00:39:30
But maybe she didn't care anymore because she was going to
00:39:32
leave us anyway. So she's like I don't care what
00:39:35
what feelings I leave behind cuz I'm gone anyway, you know?
00:39:38
So one of her one of her dying dreams was asleep with this guy.
00:39:41
That's what she thinks. That's what she thinks.
00:39:43
That's what she thinks, man. This whole thing is.
00:39:47
You know what? For such a like, who cares,
00:39:50
their 20 year olds kind of story, this has got some deep,
00:39:53
this has got some information that's missing.
00:39:56
Yeah, I need some more info. I want to interview these
00:39:59
people. We want to bring them on.
00:40:01
Yeah, from the dead. Yeah, I mean we, Trey and I,
00:40:03
we're planning on having, we really are planning having a lot
00:40:07
more people on the show, but I'd like these people not not
00:40:10
thinking that the girl from the dead that.
00:40:13
Was just weird, he said. He did confess to the girlfriend
00:40:16
that he felt kind of awkward around her afterwards, but he
00:40:19
tried to move past it because they were friends and she was
00:40:21
literally dying. So I get OK, so that's a good,
00:40:26
That's a good point. So, so they so they had sex and
00:40:29
then she was still alive. For how long do we know?
00:40:32
Well, the trip? I didn't say.
00:40:33
After that, the trip was three days, two nights.
00:40:35
It didn't say how long after that that she passed.
00:40:38
So I guess. And that and that.
00:40:39
You know what? On the story like this, that
00:40:41
matters. So we need, we need better,
00:40:43
like, was it 15 years? That's what I mean.
00:40:45
I mean, yeah, yeah, well, I mean, they've only been together
00:40:48
for. This happened in 1978.
00:40:50
Yeah, yeah. So.
00:40:52
So yeah, I'm assuming it was fairly soon afterwards, you
00:40:56
know. Either.
00:40:56
I mean, OK, there are. OK, let's just agree that there
00:40:59
are a lot of things that can go into the story that could change
00:41:01
kind of the outlook but the But the premise is if a girl, if
00:41:07
this girl is dying, she's literally going to die and she
00:41:10
just wants to have sex with this guy.
00:41:12
But this guy's in a relationship over here with this other young
00:41:15
lady. Was it wrong of them?
00:41:19
That's what I'm going to ask, and I think it was because I
00:41:22
don't care. I mean, it sucks that this
00:41:24
girl's dying, but that's not his responsibility.
00:41:27
Unless they approach the girlfriend and for some weird
00:41:30
reason she goes, yeah, go ahead and bang her silly until she
00:41:33
dies. Yeah, I think if there was a
00:41:34
discussion beforehand, you know, as far as okay, this is what she
00:41:38
wants final. Are you okay with?
00:41:40
This, Yeah. Other than that, you can't.
00:41:42
You can't go behind her back and say, but she's dying because
00:41:46
that doesn't. I mean that's still.
00:41:48
OK. We're on the same.
00:41:49
OK. All right, and apparently based
00:41:50
on the story that the the girl that died wasn't friends with
00:41:54
this woman anyway. So they weren't.
00:41:56
Yeah. OK, so she was just an
00:41:57
acquaintance with all of them. Yeah, I bet that's why she
00:41:59
didn't go on the trip so. I doubt I like that little.
00:42:03
She's going away anyway, so she's like, I don't care if I
00:42:05
heard this, you know? Yeah, I like.
00:42:07
I like that little snippet you put in where you're like, I bet
00:42:10
you wish she went now to the trip.
00:42:13
Anyway, I wonder if it would have happened at that point.
00:42:17
Well that's but that's what I'm saying is that if they would end
00:42:20
the discussion, cuz obviously if the girlfriend's there, however
00:42:24
it ended up happening. I was reading in here that he
00:42:26
might have been tipsy a little bit.
00:42:28
Well, somebody might have kissed somebody, blah blah blah.
00:42:30
They don't know who actually initiated.
00:42:31
You're kidding. On a beach vacation, people are
00:42:34
tipsy and they end up banging like, yeah, okay, I'm shocked
00:42:39
anyway. I need to know more, but I still
00:42:43
think that guy shouldn't have done it.
00:42:44
That's my, that's my, that's my final answer.
00:42:47
Final answer, yeah, I have to agree.
00:42:51
With you so all that, all that when we both agree.
00:42:54
Well, just to say you shouldn't have done it, yeah, but at least
00:42:58
it maybe it got everybody thinking because these
00:43:01
situations are interesting. I mean, when you involve death,
00:43:06
how does emotional sex or? Unemotional sex.
00:43:10
How does that? You know what I mean?
00:43:11
Like, I don't know. I don't know what I'm trying to
00:43:15
say. I just feel like like, if
00:43:17
there's death involved, does sex stay as serious as it does if
00:43:21
death is not involved, Does that make any sense at all?
00:43:25
Probably not. I guess the whole fact that he's
00:43:27
in a relationship to, you know, just adds a whole different.
00:43:31
It's still cheating and apparently he was very emotional
00:43:35
about all this. So it's like, was there any
00:43:38
feelings? I think there.
00:43:40
I'm gonna say there were feelings there.
00:43:42
So that's how I'm gonna end it, just to leave a little little
00:43:45
intrigue. But anyway, all right, you wanna
00:43:52
move on from that? Yeah, yeah.
00:43:54
I think we beat that down into the ground.
00:43:56
Yeah. I think I want a different.
00:44:00
I think I want answers and I'm not gonna get them.
00:44:02
Yeah, because this woman's dead. She can't really.
00:44:06
Let's let's hope we don't talk to her.
00:44:08
She can't. She can't give us the answers.
00:44:11
And other than that, it's kind of like, well, is it wrong or
00:44:16
right? And we're both like, it was
00:44:17
wrong and then, OK, let's move on.
00:44:19
So she's OK to be feel jealous about this and everything?
00:44:22
I think she has every right to be upset that that she was not
00:44:26
approached. Gotcha.
00:44:28
Does she move on now? Because, you know, is he going
00:44:31
to find another excuse? Well, that's up to her, but.
00:44:36
That's that's where it gets interesting because you know,
00:44:38
the whole once a cheater, always a cheater thing.
00:44:40
I don't know. Does it apply to once a cheater
00:44:43
with a dead girl, always a cheater?
00:44:46
I mean, if he has another friend that he becomes terminally ill,
00:44:52
is all of a sudden, is she all of a sudden she's a little, a
00:44:55
little more skeptical. She's like, who you going out
00:44:57
with tonight? That, that terminally ill?
00:45:01
I saw the handicapped van pull up.
00:45:03
You're not leaving with her. Or it's like, Oh no, it's it's
00:45:08
just Katie. She's she's fine.
00:45:10
Have fun. Shit.
00:45:12
So it there's some more there's some more here that you have to
00:45:15
dig into psychologically. You know, Trey and I are not
00:45:18
psychologists, but we pretend to be all right.
00:45:21
So. Move on.
00:45:23
Take me away. Take you away.
00:45:24
Take me away. All right.
00:45:25
So I've got an interesting interesting.
00:45:27
God, you're fine. I've got a story.
00:45:28
Don't worry about a DUI. And it's not in Florida, but it
00:45:32
probably should be. DUI, a DUI.
00:45:35
For those that are stupid, the DUI is what trick driving under
00:45:40
the influence. Is that right?
00:45:43
That is correct. So in this particular story it
00:45:47
was an Indiana man was arrested for driving under the influence
00:45:53
and they execute the cops executed this traffic stop.
00:46:00
It's a 51 year old man. I keep trying to find bits about
00:46:02
the Sir cuz I don't want to tell you that you.
00:46:05
Don't want me to. You don't wanna hear the
00:46:06
punchline right away. The punchline right away.
00:46:08
Fair enough, it's hard trying to find this.
00:46:10
So, 51 years old, 51 Indiana, stopped by the cops basically
00:46:16
behind the wheel. He said he was meth out, methed
00:46:19
out of his brain is what they were saying.
00:46:21
So yeah, so they were. He was taken to jail on a felony
00:46:26
charge of operating a vehicle, which is kind of interesting.
00:46:30
Well, operate operating a vehicle methed out meth out,
00:46:34
right that I mean that warrants being taken to right.
00:46:37
OK. For absolutely.
00:46:39
So the vehicle that he was operating was.
00:46:45
I cannot. I look, it's I'm gonna hear the
00:46:47
answer in about 2 seconds and I can't wait.
00:46:50
It was. It was a Power Wheels Jeep.
00:46:56
No, huh? No, this can't be real.
00:46:59
So he's in a Power Wheels. Jeep.
00:47:01
No, no. You see, you mean like the
00:47:02
little things that like 3 year olds get into That I have in my
00:47:05
garage right now for my for my 3 1/2 year old.
00:47:08
So, and maybe the dumbass was on a roadway.
00:47:11
Maybe that's why he ended up getting arrested.
00:47:13
But yeah. But can you get arrested for
00:47:16
driving a Power Wheels Jeep? I think I'm on the I'm.
00:47:20
I think I'm on the meth head side.
00:47:21
I mean, I mean, he should be able to be take some meth and
00:47:24
drive around in the Power Wheels.
00:47:25
Just, I mean, I guess if he's in the middle of the road, but even
00:47:29
then you drive at your own risk. So yeah, so so okay okay, hold
00:47:33
on. Let me I just want to make sure
00:47:35
that I'm not wrong here this when you say a Power Wheels
00:47:39
Jeep, you're talking about one of those little.
00:47:42
Jeeps that that that is electric.
00:47:44
Little electric battery whatever.
00:47:46
And it still you can press the pedal and it goes yeah, but
00:47:49
you're he's just in it like yeah.
00:47:52
And I mean, the way this guy looks, he probably could fit in.
00:47:54
The power was. Jeep, that's fantastic.
00:47:56
So he's he's a little guy, but it's a kids power wheel Jeep,
00:47:59
yeah. And he was on meth.
00:48:00
Why can't you do meth and drop a Power Wheels and not get
00:48:02
arrested? I don't know we should start
00:48:04
some sort of a. A protest?
00:48:07
You know what? That's going to be the next poll
00:48:08
question. Let's protest on the streets in
00:48:11
a. Protest in the street and we'll
00:48:12
be meth out. And I'm going to ask a pro.
00:48:15
I'm going to ask a poll question.
00:48:16
Should you be able to meth out and drive a power wheel Jeep up
00:48:22
and down the road? This is America, God damn it.
00:48:25
Who gives a shit if you're on a Power Wheel Jeep?
00:48:29
So yeah, if you're in a real Jeep, I might have an issue.
00:48:32
With it, but power will do you so yeah, this the rider.
00:48:35
That's funny. I like that smoke meth and drive
00:48:38
Power Wheels down the road. OK, that should be as simple as
00:48:41
that. I like that.
00:48:42
That was good. So hopefully we find one in
00:48:44
Florida doing the same shit, because we know how.
00:48:48
Much Indiana. That was an Indiana one.
00:48:52
I'm gonna send you that story. Yeah, yeah, we got a is there.
00:48:55
You said there's a picture. Oh yeah, there's a oh, we got
00:48:58
yeah, we got to have the picture of this.
00:49:00
That's great. His mug shot.
00:49:02
His eyes aren't even open and I swear I'm they don't show his
00:49:05
teeth. But you can only assume.
00:49:07
Yeah, you could probably count him on one hand.
00:49:10
Right, right. So yeah, yeah, that's good.
00:49:12
I like that one. Funny story, Good Times.
00:49:14
Good times. What facts do we have any more
00:49:19
crazy deaths or are we gonna do? Backs.
00:49:22
I've got some fun death ones. I love fun death ones.
00:49:25
I like fun death ones. Sure, Fun Death is great, so I
00:49:29
think you got to chuckle out of this one.
00:49:30
So we'll go with this one. So the headline is Assault with
00:49:34
a deadly wedgie. Yeah, yeah.
00:49:37
I don't know the story, but I got to chuckle out of the
00:49:40
headline picture. Well, I mean, cuz take a guess,
00:49:44
I don't. How could that go ahead?
00:49:47
So gentleman by the name of Denver St.
00:49:51
Clair was found dead in Oklahoma with the waistband of his
00:49:57
underpants wrapped around his neck after his stepson Brad
00:50:04
Davis performed an atomic wedgie.
00:50:09
I don't even know exactly what an atomic wedgie is, but I
00:50:12
imagine it's a pretty intense wedgie.
00:50:14
It's an intense well and it and it's.
00:50:16
I'll proceed to tell you this so the the men alleged.
00:50:19
You know, you know what it is, It just doesn't in the.
00:50:21
Story you didn't have one done to you when you No, thank God.
00:50:25
And knowing some of my friends, I'm kind of surprised.
00:50:28
Anyway, so the men allegedly began to fight before St.
00:50:31
Clair allegedly tried to punch Davis.
00:50:34
So the former Marine pulled a deadly move straight off the
00:50:38
playground, says Police said Denver had died after an alcohol
00:50:42
fueled argument when his stepson had yanked the elastic of his
00:50:46
underpants up over his head and an autopsy found that he was
00:50:52
killed by blunt force trauma and or asphyxiation.
00:50:55
And Davis pleaded guilty to manslaughter.
00:50:59
He pulled the waistband up over his head and strangled his ass
00:51:02
with the waistband of his underwear.
00:51:06
So it wasn't. So it wasn't like accidentally
00:51:08
around his neck. Like he pulled it up and said
00:51:11
Nope, yeah fucking man. Can you imagine?
00:51:14
I wonder what the argument was. That's what I'm saying.
00:51:16
If there's something so stupid, stupid, yeah, God, people are
00:51:22
calming. Calm down everybody.
00:51:24
If you want to punch somebody, fine.
00:51:25
But that? Let's let's not strangle them
00:51:27
with their underwear. Yeah, as soon as you do that,
00:51:30
we. I think you've just taken it way
00:51:32
too far. Cross the line.
00:51:34
That one's good. I like that.
00:51:36
All right, so another one that jumps out at me is a headline.
00:51:39
It says size doesn't matter. Bullshit.
00:51:43
No, I mean, yeah, it doesn't matter, Says.
00:51:46
We all know that dogs can be killers, especially packs of
00:51:50
dogs. But in May?
00:51:51
Well depends on the dogs. Well, a pack of Chihuahuas.
00:51:55
Am I going to? OK, go ahead.
00:51:57
How about some weenie dogs? Some weeny dogs, what do they
00:52:01
call the dash? Dashan dashans, Okay dot,
00:52:04
dotsons dashans. Dashans, the hot dog dog.
00:52:09
So in May of 2018, a group of feral dash dashans, or sausage
00:52:15
dogs who lived in the nearby woods attacked and killed a 52
00:52:19
year old mother of two. No in Oklahoma.
00:52:23
So there's some. Which is so we got.
00:52:25
OK, Billy Bob down here strangling with underwear.
00:52:27
And then we got a bunch of little weenie dogs attacking
00:52:30
this. You're telling me that these
00:52:31
little hot dog with little weenie dogs, the dashings or
00:52:34
whatever attacking killed a 52 year old?
00:52:37
And that's not even an old woman, either.
00:52:38
No. Like how many?
00:52:40
Like a pack, like you said there was a bunch.
00:52:42
It's a pack. Let's see if it it says.
00:52:45
Well, a pack, I mean, I imagine is.
00:52:46
More than two. I mean four or five of these
00:52:48
things like, yeah, well, you would even think four or five,
00:52:51
you would kick the shit out. Of, Yeah, that's what I'm
00:52:52
saying. Can't she just, like, knock them
00:52:54
off? You would think so, it says.
00:52:56
Poor Tracy Garcia suffered one of the most unusual deaths in
00:52:59
history, and she hadn't even done anything to provoke the
00:53:02
little dogs since. She was simply simply standing
00:53:04
outside of her home when seven small dogs.
00:53:08
Pounce God Six were dachshund. Yeah, the little hot dogs
00:53:14
terrier mixes and one was to be a border collie mix, so maybe
00:53:18
the border collie. Yeah, I was gonna say damage.
00:53:20
One's A Rottweiler. Yeah.
00:53:22
OK, well, one's a Pitbull. Yeah, but it was a pack of
00:53:27
Weenie 6. Weenie Dogs is what fucked her
00:53:29
up. They're like we got him.
00:53:31
Yeah, once the no, no. Like once the Rottweiler has her
00:53:34
down that we dogs start kicking her.
00:53:37
Easy, little ladies. Yeah, bitch, Lay down, lay down,
00:53:41
told you to leave some food out. Stay down, God damn it.
00:53:45
All of them were under £40.00 with legs shorter than than the
00:53:49
old hand. What was the police actually
00:53:53
shot one dog and the rest were put down.
00:53:55
What was this lady doing, though, that she couldn't just,
00:53:57
like, take the shit? Out of swipe them away,
00:54:00
Especially the weenie dog I understand.
00:54:02
Maybe the border collie? Well, the border collie, I'm
00:54:04
fine. But that's, you know, we can
00:54:05
have some bite marks. That's fine, whatever, but like.
00:54:09
So yeah. Anyway, that's a shitty way to
00:54:11
go. So see?
00:54:12
Size doesn't matter. Those little weeny dogs.
00:54:14
Man, shit up. Apparently I'm you know, the
00:54:17
next time I see one of those assholes on the road is going to
00:54:20
kick the shadow. Just stay over there.
00:54:22
Yeah, you little fucker. Someone's walking.
00:54:25
Watch them. Have like two of them and I just
00:54:27
will run up and just kick the shit.
00:54:29
Well, even when I'm out riding my bike, you know, you see these
00:54:32
people that are walking their dogs and it's like the way they
00:54:35
grab the leash on these fucking dogs is like they're going to
00:54:38
kill somebody if. They actually, yeah.
00:54:40
I'm like really? Yeah.
00:54:41
You talked about it on the show. So yeah, it it that's the that's
00:54:45
the thing though is they know something you don't, right?
00:54:47
And that's when you're going, yeah, I'm going to go fucking
00:54:50
weenie dog. When I yell left, I'm going to
00:54:52
go way left, right? And I'm not even going to take a
00:54:54
chance like a different St. you know?
00:54:57
Different. Yeah, that was my yeah, those
00:55:00
are fun. So killed by weenie dogs and.
00:55:04
Was the other one atomic wedgies?
00:55:08
I love. I love these.
00:55:09
We got to find. We got to find plenty of these.
00:55:11
Yeah, these are fun. Yeah.
00:55:14
And you know, it's so weird that I'm like, these are fun.
00:55:17
Death. These people are dying some
00:55:20
crazy shit. They're giving us content.
00:55:22
But man, it's yeah, it's kind of like be thinning the herd.
00:55:26
It's kind of like if if you're going to die by a group of of
00:55:29
weenie dogs, maybe it was meant to have.
00:55:33
That's definitely your time if you die by weenie dogs a little.
00:55:35
While I Just tomorrow I'm going to be attacked by weenie dogs
00:55:38
and trip over a fucking cricket or something.
00:55:42
Fall down the stairs, right? God damn it.
00:55:45
All right, let's end let's end with our Selfawareness.
00:55:48
Awareness is self. I'll never say it right.
00:55:51
By the way, this is this is show like 39 and I'm sitting here.
00:55:55
I can't say. An awareness of Selfawareness.
00:55:58
Selfawareness. Do you do you want to go first
00:56:00
or do you want me to go go? I'm going to take the Trey
00:56:04
approach because recently he's decided to talk about how he's
00:56:07
trying to be more selfaware of of himself.
00:56:11
I can only imagine where you're going with.
00:56:13
No, this isn't that. This isn't that big of a deal.
00:56:15
No, it's really not. It's going to be underwhelming,
00:56:17
but it's something that my wife really got upset at me about not
00:56:23
too long ago and and I want to know what you think and it's
00:56:26
it's well, besides that obviously she's right.
00:56:31
And she was the the best. The the biggest thing that she's
00:56:34
been right about is is who she married.
00:56:36
But so So she really gets upset when I don't take RSVP ING very
00:56:50
seriously to weddings or to whatever.
00:56:54
I'm just like, yeah, fuck it. Like she's not going to go.
00:56:58
And she goes, we need to make sure in our SO PM like, hey,
00:57:00
whatever. And she gets she gets angry.
00:57:03
She's like, that is rude. They need to know they've got
00:57:06
body counts And I'm like, well, that sounds morbid but body you
00:57:09
know they. And while I understand that yes,
00:57:14
I should probably take the time to check mark the fucking box
00:57:17
and put it in the mail, I just usually don't.
00:57:20
And that's busy. And I admit, I admit it, that
00:57:24
that's something that I would be willing to change.
00:57:27
Are you the same way or do you RSVP?
00:57:30
I do not RSVP, so you we're kind of similar, cuz I mean what?
00:57:33
If something comes up, I'm a big what if?
00:57:37
Person What if, yeah, you RSVP, they get you a steak.
00:57:40
And then all of a sudden you get a date and you're like, I'm out
00:57:44
of here. I'm gonna go, you twist your
00:57:45
ankle. I'm gonna get laid on the roof.
00:57:47
Yeah, I I'm in Porta Potty. And fall down a hole in the
00:57:53
hospital from a bunch of weenie dogs that have attacked me,
00:57:56
right? Is that what you think it
00:57:58
happened? And then that state goes to
00:58:00
waste and and I get it again. Don't get me wrong I.
00:58:03
I get it. Especially with a wedding and
00:58:05
going through a wedding and seeing what?
00:58:08
What all goes into it and the guest lists and all that?
00:58:11
I I I need to be better. I get it.
00:58:13
But man, she got fired up. This is like, I think she would
00:58:17
have been less angry if I'd slept with a dying woman.
00:58:22
She would. Oh, you didn't RSVP?
00:58:23
We'll. Fuck you.
00:58:24
Oh yeah, we suffered. Well, she probably needed some
00:58:27
sex before she died. That's how I felt about this
00:58:30
RSVP thing. But go ahead.
00:58:31
And so let me ask you this then, which one's worse?
00:58:35
Not. RSVP ING and showing up or
00:58:38
rsvping and not showing up that I'm gonna set my bottle of
00:58:45
Scotch down. Because that's intense.
00:58:47
Yeah. Makes you wonder.
00:58:48
I'm gonna say that. Well, not our not Rsvping and
00:58:55
showing up is worse. That one's worse.
00:58:57
Well, sure, because they don't. They're not anticipating you
00:59:00
being there, so they're not gonna have enough food or the.
00:59:03
You have some K? Well, but Spark maybe, but
00:59:05
people do. Assigned seating and all that.
00:59:10
You can stand the kids table, yeah.
00:59:13
So you think that not Rsvping and then showing up is the
00:59:16
worst. I think rsvping and not showing.
00:59:19
Up sucks, but I still think it's like.
00:59:22
Better than we can just randomly show up and be like.
00:59:25
I didn't RSVP, but here I am. I'm ready to party.
00:59:28
I don't know. That's a good question I'm gonna
00:59:30
ask my wife. Especially if it's open bar.
00:59:32
Well, right. Well, you definitely are.
00:59:36
Well, all of a sudden you're like, well, I need a drink.
00:59:38
Well, I can go to that wedding that I didn't RSVP to.
00:59:41
There you go. So yeah, follow up with that
00:59:43
question. I'm gonna ask Olivia's, I'm
00:59:45
gonna ask her. Let's see what she says.
00:59:47
What do you think should? What's that?
00:59:49
What did you? Let's gamble.
00:59:51
What do you think she's going to say?
00:59:53
I think she'll go with what you said.
00:59:55
Ours are not RSVP And then showing up, I think.
00:59:58
I think. She'll go with that one, OK?
01:00:00
Just for fun, I'll go. The other way, I think she's so
01:00:03
about RSVP that she'd be like, at least if you RSVP, oh, she'll
01:00:09
she's no, so I'm with you. So she'll say RSVP and if you
01:00:12
don't show up, you don't show up.
01:00:13
But Rsvping is so important. Gotcha.
01:00:15
I think that's what she'll go with that one.
01:00:17
Yeah, I think so. My other one is probably going
01:00:22
to be the shortest self-awareness thing ever.
01:00:26
In fact, we don't even need to talk about it.
01:00:28
I'm just going to tell you what it is and just don't fucking do
01:00:32
it and we're. Not going to talk about it.
01:00:33
We can if you want, but there's no reason.
01:00:35
To don't fucking pop your gum when you're.
01:00:39
Chewing it. That's it.
01:00:41
I like it. That's it.
01:00:42
I don't need to hear the smack of your of your bubbles and the
01:00:46
gum and just chew the gum. I don't need to hear you
01:00:49
popping. It's annoying and gross.
01:00:51
That makes sense. That's perfect, right?
01:00:54
There's real Do you like to pop your gum?
01:00:57
No, I'm not a gum. Sure, if you like to pop your
01:01:00
gum, then we can have a. Yeah, but you don't.
01:01:03
No simple as. That, yeah.
01:01:05
Was that not the? Fastest self-awareness in the
01:01:08
industry. I like it.
01:01:09
Do you have one? I don't.
01:01:12
I can tell you what though Trey most.
01:01:13
Of my ones are at the gym. No, no.
01:01:15
I tell you what though, but you. You brought it.
01:01:18
You brought it tonight with the story.
01:01:19
So you are off the hook with with just everything you did
01:01:22
tonight. You all these all these stories
01:01:25
that you brought up tonight were your own, your own doing.
01:01:28
So oh, you're making me feel warm and fuzzy.
01:01:30
Yeah, I mean you. You.
01:01:32
Had I've been, I've been so focused on trying to promote and
01:01:37
do all these things and and then all of a sudden I said oh shit.
01:01:42
Trey what he got? And he goes.
01:01:43
I got lots of shit. Good to go.
01:01:45
I started reading some stuff and you started reading.
01:01:48
Reading this show has done so much for you.
01:01:50
I'll tell you why. But I think that's all we got
01:01:53
for tonight. And sweet.
01:01:55
Yeah, we'll see you guys next time later.
01:01:57
Love you. Hey Ryan, you're still here?
01:02:28
I might be dying, so I think I'm going to spend the night with
01:02:30
you tonight. As long as you might be dying,
01:02:36
Olivia will be OK with it.