Forget Biden vs. Trump—this is the real debate.
In this episode, Ryan and Trey take the stage for an Alternative Presidential Debate covering everything the mainstream media won't touch without a script and a panic button.
From climate change and gun control to abortion, immigration, and foreign aid, they lay it all out—with zero talking points, zero filters, and plenty of disagreement.
But first… the headlines are unhinged:
A 19-year-old TikToker engaged to a 76-year-old billionaire—and they’re having a baby
A brain-dead organ donor wakes up in surgery 🤯
Bologna smuggling at the southern border (you read that right)
A plane door falls off mid-flight, sparking an existential crisis on the ground
One woman accidentally enters a tree-hugging championship and now she’s training for Finland
And an Arizona man is jailed for… being a foot creep
🔥 Plus:
Ryan responds to critics of his Kamala Harris take with a few clown emojis of his own.
🚨 Main Debate Topics Include:
Climate change: transition or pipe dream?
Gun control vs. mental health failures
Universal healthcare or privatized reform?
Late-term abortion and state vs. federal control
Border chaos and immigration reality
Should we keep funding NATO freeloaders?
It all ends with a simple question: Is Donald Trump really the establishment? Ryan says no. Trey’s not so sure.
📌 Chapters:
00:00 – Introduction and Excitement
00:33 – Announcing the Debate
00:58 – Debate Rules and Expectations
02:42 – Trey's Headline: TikToker's Unusual Engagement
06:14 – Matt's Headline: Lightning Strikes Twice
06:46 – Butthurt Comments and Kamala Harris Interview
13:26 – Organ Donor Horror Story
19:00 – Quick News: Bologna Smuggling and Plane Door Mishap
23:47 – Odd News: Car Theft and Foot Fetish
26:54 – Tree Hugging Competition
29:18 – Discussing Family Dynamics and Tree Hugging
31:14 – Introducing the Special Presidential Debate
32:24 – Technical Difficulties and Caller Issues
36:36 – Debating Climate Change Policies
44:45 – Public Safety and Gun Control Debate
54:22 – Healthcare and Education Policies
58:35 – Prescription Drug Price Regulation
01:05:21 – Abortion and Personal Experiences
01:08:55 – Medical Decisions and Late-Term Abortion
01:10:29 – Women's Autonomy and Abortion Debate
01:11:53 – Gray Areas in Abortion Laws
01:15:19 – Political Stances on Abortion
01:17:41 – State vs. Federal Control on Abortion
01:27:37 – Immigration and Border Control
01:35:42 – Foreign Affairs and National Priorities
01:45:53 – Final Thoughts and Election Priorities