It’s cowgirl-core meets political chaos this week on Stay in the Gray.
Ryan and Trey unpack PETA’s warning about chicken poop, Trump’s Iowa caucus win getting ignored by MSNBC, and Taylor Swift's first public fight with Travis Kelce—decoded by professional lip readers, of course.
They also debate name stereotypes, drop a geography bombshell about Twat, Scotland, and serve a healthy dose of butthurt Swiftie comments.
🔥 On This Week’s Ride:
Cowboy hats, flannels, and Brad & Chad energy at full tilt
Are name stereotypes off-limits by race?
Swifties attack again in the Butthurt Comments segment
Tay Tay Talk: Travis + Taylor have their first public tiff, lip-readers decode the drama, and Taylor surpasses Elvis in a major milestone
PETA drops a chicken poop warning (you read that right)
Twat, Scotland is real and we’re still laughing
Iowa Caucus recap: Trump wins big, but MSNBC refuses to air it—why?
Trending Moment: Justin Timberlake—PR recovery or decline?
Awareness of Self-Awareness: When bad parenting advice just needs to stop
📌 Chapters (Condensed):
00:00 – Brad & Chad: Embracing the Look
04:37 – Name Stereotypes by Race
07:27 – Butthurt Comments: Angry Swifties
15:58 – Tay Tay Talk: First Fight + Lip Readers
20:57 – PETA Says Chicken Poop in Your Nuggets
25:09 – Twat, Scotland Is Real
29:01 – Trump Wins Iowa / MSNBC Says Nah
40:00 – Trending Topic: Justin Timberlake
44:00 – Awareness of Self-Awareness: Parenting "Experts"
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What's up, bro? What's?
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Up, bro. How you doing, Chad?
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Doing well, Brad. I've actually got a.
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How was that party the other night, bro?
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Bro, it was. It was dope.
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Or is it killer? Rad.
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We already rad. Rad is rad, Bro.
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We're Brad. Yeah, I'm sorry I interrupted
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you, bro. Bro, I have a headline.
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Headline. Let me hear it.
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Throw it at me. Man, I I probably should say in
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Florida, but apparently in the comments it says Alabama man
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strips naked jumps into Bass Pro Aquarium.
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Bass Pro. Like the big the big shops.
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The big stores. I don't frequent that.
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I apologize. He knocks himself unconscious.
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Is this a story about you, Trey? Not yet, OK, But you've done
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that before. I haven't.
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I haven't knocked myself out, OK?
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But you've jumped in the one. So of course, you know what kind
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of fish were in the aquarium? Is there a ladder or did he dive
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in? So what did he hit his head on
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in the tank that knocked him out and who jumped in to save?
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In the tank. Tank.
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Oh, the tank. Who?
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He didn't jump in the tank. That's.
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Why? I was confused.
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So who? Yeah, who saved him?
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It's got to be an employee, right?
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So actually, there was one of the comments actually kind of
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explain what he did. So the man, after crashing his
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car into a lamppost in the parking lot, ran naked through
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the store, then leaped into the aquarium and resurfaced once,
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repeated the dive, climbed out a second time, but slipped and
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knocked himself out on the concrete floor.
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So this was all in response to something that something else
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that he had done done in the parking lot.
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So, so yeah. Were you did you get an erection
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when you saw this was in Florida?
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It was actually Alabama. Oh, oh, that's right.
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You said it was. I'm sorry you said.
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You said you did say it was Alabama.
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You thought it was Florida. OK, there.
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There's a he was looking for a blowfish joke in there
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somewhere. That was the only.
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Good. Comment I found So anyway, yeah.
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I'm sorry I ruined the Florida. That Florida joke didn't work,
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Trey. It did.
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Might as well have been in Florida, though I can picture it
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it he might have been from Florida driving throughout.
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Mobile, AL is very, very, very close to, I've driven that route
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before. It's very close to Florida.
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So maybe he was a Florida man in Alabama.
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There you go, he just. Crossed the border makes sense.
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For those of you listening, I apologize because you are not
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Privy to our bro talk. Good job bro.
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What the hell we're doing? Why we're saying brewski, why
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we're talking about hitting up the party the other night they
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kept the kagger. Trey and I have decided we were
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called by the the wonderful D By the way we're giving her too
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much credit. But D on YouTube she called us
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out. We she called us Brad and Chad,
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Brad and Chad or Chad and Brad either way.
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And so you know we said maybe Dee is right and we we dressed
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the part if you think we look like brads and chads and
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whatever the white boy frat. Again, Trey, I I'm fine with
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being young a frat boy. Yeah.
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Lines were young we're. Young, Yeah.
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Can't see any of my Gray. Did you That would have been
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commitment right there if you had like died in there Gray hair
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out there. But you know Dee, this is for
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you and anybody that's watching is, is very aware of what we
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look like right now. So that that that's that I think
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we look pretty good. But it it kind of brought up
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turn this shit off it it kind of brought up a.
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And the reason I want to turn it off is because this is kind of
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serious. We're gonna get serious.
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Yeah, like just real quick, it's a little early in the show for
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that. It just got me thinking all this
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Brad and Chad and how we're we're taking it in jest, we're
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laughing about it and and one of the criteria for being a Brad or
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a Chad is being white. Shit, am I white?
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Did you know that I didn't know that, that we were white boys?
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I have to call my mom after this.
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What if you're like half something else that she didn't
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tell you I? Told you the bottom half is
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black. I don't think so, but anyway,
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I'm gonna call your girlfriend and ask.
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Things may look, things may look closer in this mirror.
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So one that's one of the criteria and it and it got and
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of course like we do it got me thinking about the woke ISM and
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all of these things that are happening in our society today.
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And and just this this the the idea of of it being switched
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around. So if everybody, if somebody
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came out and said and it started trending like 2 Mexican guys, if
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you're gonna be, you know, 2 Mexican guys that do this, this,
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this or this and you are a Juan and a Jose.
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Is that OK? I guarantee you that we'd
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probably there'd be some backlash, don't you think?
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I. Would think so, I would.
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Think do I dare do the black name?
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I mean, if somebody said Jamal and Tyrone.
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Tyrone. Yeah, and said, you know, oh,
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your comments like what we got, Dee.
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Would get killed for that. Look at, yeah, if Dee said.
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Look at Tyrone and Jamal trying to get listeners right.
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Would would that be OK? I would assume I.
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Think it would be fine because we're playing this off.
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Oh, OK. I.
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Get. You know what I mean?
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You were saying people should be able to play it off.
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But what I'm saying is that nobody would think it's fine.
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No, right. I don't think so.
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Should we do China Lee Chen and Lee and Lee Chen and Chen and
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Chao Ching? God.
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All right. Well, but you get my point.
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I get your point. OK, There we go.
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That would not be acceptable. So why is Brad and Chad?
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Why is that acceptable? Yeah, and people are going to
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tell us, well, because white people have had it easier.
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But you know what? The point is now everybody.
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We're supposed to be on an even playing field.
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Yeah. And you don't bring somebody
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else down to bring other people up.
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Let's just bring everybody up. And that's my point.
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So that got me thinking. I got serious.
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And but anyway, so so here we are.
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D Good for you for inspiring our attire for the evening.
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Our Brad and Chad characters. Speaking of D, let's go to
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butthurt comments bro. Bring it of of the show brah.
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And this is interesting because it's it's what sparked D in the
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1st place was was some Tay Tay talk.
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Gotta love Tay. Tay and we and we we like to
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talk about her because it's it's unbelievable how much I just
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have never I mean again name the big names in the in history.
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I mean, besides, besides, you know, I don't know.
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I have to say there was a time that they were doing this sway
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in Kansas City. I don't know what that was
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about. She looked kind of hot in there
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doing that. Oh, yeah, she was getting after.
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We've talked about it. I mean, we've talked about, I
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mean, look, to say Tay Tay's not attractive would be silly.
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Yeah, that would be dumb. And and it's not jealousy,
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because whatever, it's just she's.
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An attractive woman, yeah. Good looking girl.
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Yeah, I would definitely let her take me to dinner and we'll see
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what happened. Yes, absolutely.
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I don't have her on my list, so my wife wouldn't allow it.
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But you know what I'm saying? Yeah, you you.
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But. But I think she's just in
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everything all the time. And that's the point.
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That's why we do Tay, Tay talk, right, Which we'll get to.
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But it's just fascinating to me that one person can be so just
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anything, anything and everything you do.
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I mean, we've had celebrities that.
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Polarizing. Yeah, I I don't need to go any
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more into, I mean you know what I'm saying, I mean there are the
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biggest names in the world that still didn't get this.
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I mean God, I would argue that she and Donald are like the most
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known named you. And I think, I think we we
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talked about, I still think it's Donald Trump worldwide as far as
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the most known name because then you're getting old people
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involved and they know him versus you know so.
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You're not bringing that younger.
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Crowd. Well, maybe the young crowd, you
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know, and maybe that's a great poll question.
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Let us know what you think. Donald Trump or Taylor Swift,
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the most known name in the world?
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Yeah, not just not just Dallas, TX.
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We we go beyond our our lovely city.
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Do you think, like somebody like Beyoncé maybe ever got to that
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point? No.
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No, I really don't. To the Taylor Swift, I really
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don't. What about Garth Brooks?
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But just in country, I think Taylor is known.
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It's just the name recognition. I'm not talking about listening
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to her. I don't listen to her.
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But I know her. You know what I mean?
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I do, yeah. Of course I didn't listen.
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I mean, I know, Garth, I didn't. You know what I'm saying?
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You've heard Shake it off, right?
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Oh, well, that's the one song I do dance in the shower, too.
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OK, all right. Go ahead.
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Shake it off or take it off. What's it called?
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Shake it Off, Shake It Off. That's right.
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It was about another relationship.
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The haters are gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.
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What's We'll wait till they break up.
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We'll we'll wait till they break up to talk about it.
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But I wonder what album will be titled when she breaks up with
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Travis. Do you think they're gonna break
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up? Yeah, at some point.
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Yeah, you didn't even think about it, all right?
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Is it before or after that? He knocked.
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You know, it's weird. I think maybe if it was closer
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towards the end of the career, maybe.
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Well, I guess actually he is getting up there, so maybe.
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He's not young. Maybe he's ready to settle down.
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She's not young either, 34. That's pretty young.
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Well, for I would love to be 34 again, not in my same situation,
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but I would be 34 again. I know if we could only go back
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right, and redo some things and yeah, yeah, yeah, 20 hindsight,
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whatever. Bullshit, right?
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OK, check this out. So in response to our prediction
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that Taylor Swift, AKA Tay Tay, was going to be pregnant by the
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beginning of football season, right?
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Which we you predicted that I said June, but as a podcast,
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we're going to go with the beginning of the football.
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Season beginning of football? Yep.
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I got the following comment. Well First off I got a comment
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from somebody at warlock slash design slash customizations
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slash whatever with a stop sign on his or something on his thing
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and and he just said idiots are talking and I assume he meant
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us. And I said well those idiots got
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you to reply, so feel stupid. I I like to tell my responses
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because I think they're pretty clever, right?
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You know? Anyway, the real one about her
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one tonight, because you're always going to get these other
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the real one. This is so and it's not really
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butthurt. This person just took it so
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seriously. OK, so listen to the following.
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Remember, this is in response to us predicting, predicting,
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Taylor Swift getting knocked up by Travis Kelsey by the next
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football. My football season, OK?
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Ally, I'm assuming because it's part of the the the full name
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says the following. How is this person so sure?
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I guess you or me? I guess she one of us.
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OK, whoever's talking, how is this person so sure about this?
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She's a very she's not just a grown adult, she's a very grown
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adult, very grown adult in her mid 30s who has had a lot of
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serious long term relationships. Yeah, Long term, really.
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Hence our career. And she's managed to not get
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pregnant all this time. Kudos, Taylor.
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Now that's me saying kudos. I think she'll be OK in this
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relationship unless she wants to have a baby with him.
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That's different. But I guarantee this video will
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not age well. Meaning our video clip.
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I would be surprised if it didn't.
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That's one way of responding to Ali to say Ali relax it
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chuckles. That's.
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What you have to do when you go behind, so you got to relax.
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Yeah, Ali, go. In very easily.
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Ali, give us. Give us a chuckle.
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We're not. We're not.
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If Taylor doesn't want to have a child, I'm sure she's taking the
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proper measures. But when you're 34 you don't
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see, you know. And it's it's and she seems
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pretty smitten with Travis Kelsey, they seem.
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Yeah, we'll see though I have a story in Tay Tay talk.
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Maybe Taylor has a sticky lower back?
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It can still happen. Yeah, if you don't pull that
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quick enough, I see. Well, there, well, it's, there's
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something called Pre. We're not going to go into this
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tray as much as you want to talk about.
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Me and my ex avoided any kind of kids.
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We just stopped having sex. Yeah, you You were going to make
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sure that's the only way? That was the only way we figured
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it. Out.
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That's my point to this young lady who I'm assuming, I don't
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know. She may be old.
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Her number is 1785. I I don't think that's her birth
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year. 1780. Five.
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Yeah, I don't think Ali she. Looked good for that age.
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She has a no profile picture. It's a big letter.
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A Oh, OK, so who knows? But.
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But you see how serious she was? So serious, super serious to
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defend. Tay Tay.
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So that was butthurt comment of the week.
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It wasn't that butthurt. This other dude is saying idiots
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for that guy was butthurt. Yeah.
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Or. We are.
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We are idiots though. But.
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Well, sure you. Have to call it.
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But what I don't understand is the desire.
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What? What?
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Why would you want to go on and like, why do you need to say
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that? Does it make you feel better as
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a person to to call us out and call us idiots?
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I want to get to the point where this is the only thing that bugs
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me in life is I can sit back, watch YouTube and TikTok and all
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this bullshit and say you know what?
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You two are idiots. Yeah, the problem is this guy
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was probably getting ready for his shift at Walmart.
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He's a he's a warlock, right? You said.
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He is a warlock. Although you know what?
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Let me take it back. We love Walmart employees.
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All I was saying was that he's not sitting there, just life
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set. He's he still has to work like
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the rest of us, I imagine. And I don't know why he has to
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say what he said, but he did. He probably hasn't responded
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back because he's grounded by his parents.
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Maybe. That's true.
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I I, I. It is funny that I don't get a
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lot of responses back. I I even responded to Ali here
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and I said hello missus Sirius. Missus.
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Sirius. Miss Serious.
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Miss Serious. OK.
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I. Said Goodness, We're just she's
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married. I said goodness, we're just
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yeah, I'm gonna go with Miss Miss Serious.
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I said Goodness. We were just having a little fun
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making a prediction. We think she's all in on Kelsey
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and that it's gonna happen. Is this Tay Tay's mom?
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And Ally, if you're listening here, let us know how she's
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avoided getting pregnant. I mean, I've given my So are my
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suggestions. So tell us how she's avoided it.
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Yeah, if she's having sex. Right.
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Unless they are being celibate, there is no 100% avoidance,
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right? Well, let's just go on to Tay,
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Tay talk. I'm going to make it quick
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tonight because we are not a Taylor Swift show at all.
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But my I want to prove as we continue to talk about her that
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that this is, I want to prove my point.
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And my point is that this is absolutely absurd.
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The amount of coverage she gets through, not on her, not on her
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body. But, but I like I don't mind the
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coverage, the the lack of coverage, lack of coverage, but
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let's. See what you did.
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There. Did You Know?
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Probably not. That Travis Kelsey Well, Travis
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and Taylor Swift may have had their first argument.
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Oh yeah. According to the According to a
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couple of publications, they're saying after the Christmas Day
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loss to the Raiders, OK, which I don't You know, lose to the
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Raiders, right? You're the Chiefs.
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I'd be upset too. They're just saying that that
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they saw them outside of the hotel and that he might have
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looked a little bit frustrated and he kind of snipped at her.
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OK. There's nothing else really to
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this story. It's just simply after a rosy
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start to their fairy tale romance, they reportedly had
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their first lovers. Tiff really do.
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You know, if the first one, yeah.
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That's that's my that's. Thank you.
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Trey. As long as he put her in their
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place, that's all. That matters.
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We're moving on because that's the point.
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There's there's nothing that needs to be said.
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This is so stupid. If they're in their own
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penthouse slash, apartment slash house, slash, whatever you mean
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to tell me, they've never disagreed until now.
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It's That's just so stupid. The second Tay Tay talk topic
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tonight, this may be my favorite one.
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There are famous. Well, I say to say famous.
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They are are professional. They're they're known to be the
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best lip readers who are trying to figure out.
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I'm not even kidding. We were trying to figure out if
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a picture of Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift at midnight on New
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Year's showed Travis Kelsey saying I love you to Taylor or
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was it Taylor? Either way, who gives a shit?
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They were lip reading, picturing a pic.
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No, no, there's there's video of it and that it just says.
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While many people just focus on the long kiss, other Swifties
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theorized that Kelsey may have whispered something significant.
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So then they that he loves her blah blah blah blah blah.
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So they had a few professional lip reader, unbelievable.
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Some who have testified in high who in the past in high profile
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court cases. Unbelievable.
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The lip reader's consensus was that the video is too blurry to
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make a call. Yeah, Did you know that if you
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mouth the words elephant shoes, it looks like you're saying I
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love? You all right?
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Let's try it, Okay. We'll get one of each of us and
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we'll see. Excuse me, we'll see if.
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One of us is saying we love you. I love you.
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Maybe that's what he said. I'm just gonna.
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I'm gonna say elephant shoes. Everyone thinks that.
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I'm saying that I love you. That's the stupidest story I've
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ever read in my life. I mean.
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Really. They pulled in lip readers.
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That's what's funny. And and to me, Trey, I'm
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scrolling and scrolling and scrolling.
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This is an article. This isn't just a a smidge
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somewhere. This is a full fucking article
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about whether or not the lip readers could tell.
00:19:41
That's unbelievable. OK, the last one is actually is
00:19:44
kind of cool for Taylor and I'm gonna give her props because she
00:19:50
has now surpassed Elvis for the record of the most weeks at #1
00:19:56
for an album. So that's impressive.
00:19:58
That is impressive. Whether or not I think that her
00:20:01
music deserves it is a whole different story.
00:20:03
Like I said, I've always thought that she has the the talent, but
00:20:08
that is impressive. So I'm going to give her a good,
00:20:10
a good storyline. It's not all going to be about
00:20:14
whether she possibly said I love you, or whether they may or may
00:20:18
not have had their first argument in public.
00:20:21
I'm curious, how many of her songs are breakup songs?
00:20:25
Is there a? Yeah.
00:20:26
Well, that's something that we can look into.
00:20:28
We can, I'm sure, maybe Look Swifty, comment and look
00:20:32
T-shirts for all of you. Percentage of breakup songs.
00:20:37
Tell me how many of them are breakup songs?
00:20:39
I guarantee you they're quite a bit.
00:20:40
Because she's just. That's what she's kind of known
00:20:42
for, right? Exactly.
00:20:44
So that's Tay, Tay talk for tonight.
00:20:47
Thank you, Sir. Yeah, I and I like that.
00:20:49
It went quick, quickly cause. That's what some of my dates
00:20:52
have said, anyway. Anyway, so you know PETA, right?
00:21:01
I know. PETA.
00:21:03
Speaking as you hold I've. Seen A.
00:21:05
As you hold is that that's one of my wife's Christmas
00:21:10
decorations is that's a reindeer that's.
00:21:12
A reindeer. Yeah, I've actually eaten.
00:21:14
Would you think? Would you?
00:21:15
Oh, really? Where?
00:21:16
Right. No, it was in Iceland.
00:21:19
Dear God. It was in Iceland.
00:21:21
They eat reindeer in there. That's fucked up.
00:21:23
Had reindeer meat. That might be why, you know,
00:21:26
each year Santa's delayed a little bit 'cause Iceland's
00:21:28
eating all. The fuck is eating something?
00:21:30
This one's Rudolph bitch. So that I think that's a
00:21:33
reindeer, it it kind of looks like a moose either way.
00:21:37
Speaking of PETA, if anybody's missed the last couple shows,
00:21:40
we've had some interaction with the PETA representative that
00:21:43
reached out. She was wonderful.
00:21:44
Her name was Nicole AKA Nicki with an I with an with an Trey
00:21:49
is even if she says why we're going to tell her that's
00:21:53
incorrect that's. Wrong.
00:21:54
You spelled it wrong. She's reached out and we've
00:21:59
we're fortunate that they that they're even willing to talk to
00:22:03
us because we we do make light of some of our animal stories.
00:22:10
There was a guy that owned a hippopotamus that eventually
00:22:12
attacked and killed him. We didn't kill the hippopotamus.
00:22:16
Though we didn't kill the but but I I I don't know what
00:22:19
happened to that hippopotamus. I don't know if if PETA feels
00:22:22
like this owner was the one at fault.
00:22:25
These are the types of things that I would love to talk to
00:22:27
PETA about. But they reached out on a story
00:22:29
about a monkey that did a selfie.
00:22:30
We're not going to go into it again.
00:22:32
But his name was Naruto. Naruto and they sued and I think
00:22:35
they won Naruto. Won.
00:22:37
Naruto now has 25% profit. Good job buddy on this tourist
00:22:42
selfie. And so I started following.
00:22:45
We sorry, Trey. We started following PETA on our
00:22:52
on Twitter. I'm sorry X or whatever the fuck
00:22:54
it is. And I looked at Peta's page
00:22:57
today and this is their picture. A reminder if you're eating
00:23:04
chicken you might be eating poop.
00:23:06
Damn. Yeah.
00:23:09
And it and it hurt me because I do love a good chicken sandwich
00:23:13
or fried chicken or that's about it.
00:23:16
I had some chicken Nuggets. From You had some Nuggets,
00:23:18
right? Right.
00:23:19
I give my kids Nuggets a lot now.
00:23:21
They are organic, so I don't know if this applies.
00:23:23
Organic poop. But they have a a picture of a
00:23:27
of a package of raw chicken looks like looks like maybe
00:23:31
breasts or thycans or or thighs. Get me excited right now.
00:23:37
And it and it, and it's got little, the little poop icons
00:23:40
all over it. And and then it has the
00:23:44
ingredients where it's it's boneless, skinless chicken
00:23:47
breast, water, salt, modified food starch, blah blah blah.
00:23:50
All the real ingredients. And then next to it it's those
00:23:53
are all crossed out And then it says chicken poop, bird
00:23:55
droppings, fecal contamination, hen Doo Doo and tiny turds.
00:24:01
And what they're claiming is that there's a certain amount of
00:24:03
percentage of fecal matter and bacteria that can be that's
00:24:08
allowed to be in chicken because of the way that they're
00:24:11
processing and processed and things like that.
00:24:13
So that if you're eating chicken from this kind of a packaging,
00:24:17
that you're likely eating their feces as well.
00:24:20
Holy shit, that sucks. Yeah, but hey, Nikki is now a
00:24:25
friend. And so I'm I support Nikki and
00:24:28
I'm gonna give these types of stories.
00:24:29
Well, if we we should be cooking it, right?
00:24:32
Didn't that kill the bacteria or no?
00:24:34
Well, that would be what I would think, Trey, but that's a
00:24:38
question for Nikki. So I'm gonna go ahead and and
00:24:40
reach out to her and tell and tell her I'm aware of her
00:24:43
chicken poop story. It's not.
00:24:45
Hers we would like some more details about.
00:24:47
This. And if you cook it, doesn't that
00:24:49
eliminate any fecal matter issues?
00:24:53
Let me ask you a question. If you were to go to Whataburger
00:24:56
tonight and and you like their chicken sandwich, is this gonna
00:24:59
stop? Is this story gonna stop you
00:25:01
from getting that? No.
00:25:03
And we'll move on. PETA, we love you.
00:25:07
Thank you for reaching out. So I've got a quick little
00:25:11
snippet. So my girlfriend, she said that
00:25:15
this is a we should basically put this on our world tour as we
00:25:20
go. We do have 67 cities so far.
00:25:24
And this is actually a city that is in Scotland, so we've been to
00:25:27
Scotland. So I'm curious if you've been
00:25:28
there. I haven't been there.
00:25:31
Well, let me hear it. I I've I took trains all over.
00:25:34
So what? Maybe.
00:25:35
So the name of the city is called Twat.
00:25:38
I have not been to twat Scotland.
00:25:42
So this is a settlement in the parish of Bursay.
00:25:45
How do I have not heard of this? On the mainland of Orkney.
00:25:49
OK, OK. But Orkney is is an island.
00:25:53
OK, OK. Can't believe you?
00:25:56
So it's on in the middle of the island.
00:25:59
I don't know if it's in the middle of the island, didn't
00:26:01
say. It.
00:26:01
Well, it, said Mainland. I'm assuming that means the
00:26:03
middle of that land in any way. Look, look, there's there's a
00:26:06
fucking place called twat. Let's talk about that.
00:26:08
So how did Twat Scotland get his name?
00:26:11
OK, says it's a settlement in the Scotland Islands of
00:26:14
Scotland. I'm sorry.
00:26:17
Scotland I started that up. It's a settlement in the
00:26:19
Shetland Islands of Scotland. There you go, I said.
00:26:23
Islands. There you go.
00:26:24
Boom. It's located on the Shetland
00:26:26
mainland on a minor Rd. that leads from A971 road to Clousta
00:26:33
north of Bixter. OK.
00:26:36
No one needs to know that much, but it's in Shetland, in the
00:26:38
Shetland Isles. So the settlement name
00:26:40
originates from the Old Norse Pavit.
00:26:45
Those damn Vikings, man. Meaning small parcel of land.
00:26:50
So twat means small parcel of land, yes?
00:26:54
If you call, if you say you're a twat, are you calling somebody a
00:26:57
small parcel of land? Small parcel of land.
00:27:00
You thought it was meaning something else, didn't you?
00:27:03
Also one more fun. Fact but go.
00:27:05
Ahead, how many twats are in Scotland this?
00:27:10
Is a joke besides the one city. Yeah, what?
00:27:15
There's actually 2 twats in the UK, one in Orkney and another in
00:27:22
Shetland. So there's actually 2 twat.
00:27:25
Seriously. So I might have read about 1:00
00:27:27
and then. Read.
00:27:27
So that's why you were OK? That's Oh, yeah.
00:27:34
We don't do our research. Your stories are more people
00:27:36
spend more time going hold on. I bet people, I bet people pull
00:27:40
over and they're like, wait a second, all right, the Orkney
00:27:44
Islands are over here and Shetland are over here.
00:27:47
No. So yeah, we we actually, we
00:27:49
accidentally covered the two twats, so we're two.
00:27:51
Twats, the and the and they're both in the aisles.
00:27:54
That's interesting that that's we need to go there and
00:27:57
obviously just get a picture with a sign and then talk to
00:28:00
some locals. And I just want to hear, because
00:28:03
that's a very common word in Great Britain.
00:28:06
Is it really? Twat.
00:28:07
Oh, people call each other. That's just the normal thing.
00:28:09
Oh, that, that. And they well, they say twat,
00:28:12
twat, twat. And it's just kind of like
00:28:14
that's us saying asshole or or bitch.
00:28:17
Twat. There's like, that guy's a twat
00:28:19
and and that's interesting, like I want to ask somebody that
00:28:24
lives at We'll go to a local pub have.
00:28:25
You been to both? Twats.
00:28:26
I have not been to either. No twat.
00:28:29
The only aisles I've been to actually aisle the sky, so I
00:28:32
have not even been. So no twats in the.
00:28:34
Aisle. But I did.
00:28:35
I did have a girl in my program that was from Orkney, so maybe
00:28:41
I'll reach out to her and see. See if she knows about this
00:28:44
twat. I haven't spoken to you in how
00:28:45
many years, but tell me about Twat I don't.
00:28:50
Wanna see that? Response.
00:28:51
Yeah, but we're gonna go there. Well, it's look, it's for
00:28:55
obvious reasons, now a part of our world tour.
00:28:58
Well, yeah, I love seeing a twat.
00:29:01
Speaking of twat and all of you left wingers gonna love this,
00:29:04
let's talk about Trump. Man, that was a good.
00:29:06
Transition. Right.
00:29:08
And it just shows you that I'm not I'm not on Trump's cock at
00:29:12
all. People say that all the time.
00:29:16
I don't get it. Oh you love him.
00:29:18
And that's all that matters and it's just not true.
00:29:21
I I don't mind the guy like some people just just despise them
00:29:26
and and I just think I just kind of think he's funny.
00:29:30
I don't know and and it's just that's whatever.
00:29:33
And I liked his policy better than the other dumb shit.
00:29:36
And that's it. I would play around the golf
00:29:38
with Donald and I'd have dinner with him and Melania and I
00:29:40
guarantee you'd have a great day that.
00:29:42
'D be fun. It it'd be great and and if he
00:29:45
said something inappropriate, we'd laugh and we'd go, that was
00:29:48
fuck, that was fucked up Donald, and we move on.
00:29:51
But I'm not gonna sit here and scream to the heavens if he wins
00:29:54
the election and act like our lives are over.
00:29:56
And that would be a great story for the show, too.
00:29:59
If we if we could have Donald, if you're listening.
00:30:02
Come on the show. Hashtag Donald, Hashtag Donald,
00:30:05
and stay in the great. Podcast.
00:30:06
There we go. So the obvious news is that the
00:30:11
Republican caucus was in Iowa. That what?
00:30:15
How did I? I slowed down because I knew you
00:30:18
were gonna. How?
00:30:18
Do you spell that? COCK.
00:30:21
AS. Cock.
00:30:24
Cock. Ass my God, I didn't even
00:30:27
realize that, son of a bit. That's what I'm here for.
00:30:29
This is why Trey is I I. We have collaborated.
00:30:33
We got the Iowa caucus. Anyway, the Iowa caucuses took
00:30:36
place a couple nights ago. And Donald and and do you know
00:30:40
what? Do you know what happens there?
00:30:42
Honestly, not in the caucus. How?
00:30:46
About we explain it for listeners that may not.
00:30:49
That's a good idea. The caucuses are very similar to
00:30:53
what what are called primaries, which are for each party they
00:30:58
try and decide who's going to be their candidate.
00:31:01
So the Republicans, now Democrats, usually the side of
00:31:04
the incumbent president is usually very easy.
00:31:07
In this case, it's Joe Biden for the Democrats, unless they want
00:31:11
to throw them out, which they probably should.
00:31:13
So they don't have a caucus for that to try to figure out who to
00:31:16
replace him. His caucus would be just him.
00:31:20
Oh, OK, that sucks. Very rarely would anybody go
00:31:23
against him because, well, are they showing they should Trey.
00:31:27
Look, are they trying to show solidarity?
00:31:29
Like, well, they're well, he's just the president, So he wants
00:31:32
another term. Then they're going to say, who
00:31:34
cares, Go for it. Well, that's.
00:31:36
I don't want to give him misinformation because I want.
00:31:39
I want him to run because I don't think he can beat anybody.
00:31:42
I think you and I could beat him at.
00:31:44
That point? He probably doesn't even know.
00:31:45
What the fuck? 'S, That's what I'm talking
00:31:46
about. He's like, where's the caucus?
00:31:47
I mean, like caucus. Yeah.
00:31:50
And so anyway, so in this case, there's a lot of Republicans.
00:31:53
There's, you know, whatever. And Trump?
00:31:56
Donald Trump dominated this thing and this.
00:32:00
He has record setting type deal, dude.
00:32:04
So what do you, what's, what's dominate, what's, what numbers
00:32:06
are we looking at our percentage?
00:32:08
He won by 30% Fifty 1% Rhonda. OK.
00:32:16
DeSantis was second with She's a Badass 31% and then you had like
00:32:21
Nikki Haley and then it it became little.
00:32:23
So, Donald, there hasn't been a a Republican caucus winner by
00:32:29
that margin ever. And I or just.
00:32:33
Ever. Well, the Iowa's usually the
00:32:34
first one and. How come Iowa's first.
00:32:37
I don't know and I tried to research that and I couldn't get
00:32:39
an answer. It was basically it just for
00:32:42
some reason they do it first for both parties to and it try and
00:32:46
gives you an idea of the way things are leaning and I think
00:32:49
it was because they're made. Look people again come at me and
00:32:55
tell me I'm a dip shit. I'll I'll take it on this topic.
00:32:58
You know I won't respond like I did to D on this topic only
00:33:03
because I think it was because maybe a a Midwest state and it
00:33:08
was just kind of like normality there and and if if somebody was
00:33:11
going to dominate or or win there then and then it was a
00:33:14
good sign of what they were going to do elsewhere.
00:33:16
Gotcha. But they also go to a New
00:33:18
Hampshire caucus they do with this they there are Cox
00:33:21
everywhere. Why?
00:33:21
Wouldn't they go to a bigger state to get a better?
00:33:24
Because that's. But that's.
00:33:25
The point though is because the bigger states have the big
00:33:27
cities and the big cities lean one way, so they're trying to go
00:33:29
to a state that in my opinion has kind of a a cluster of.
00:33:35
Diversity. Diversity and people people
00:33:38
would say they they would argue Iowa doesn't have that and that
00:33:41
may be true. But they do have some large,
00:33:43
some decently large cities that I think has that diversity along
00:33:46
with rural areas. Anyway.
00:33:50
So the point is, is Donald kicks some kicks some ass bro brah.
00:33:55
And Ron Desantos was second. He was second.
00:33:58
But that was, you said about 20% behind him though?
00:34:01
Which was a that's a lot it's a huge number and and it's and
00:34:05
this is while a guy is apparently being indicted.
00:34:08
I mean this is my point this is but what we've been saying the
00:34:11
whole reason I'm bringing this up tonight is because we've been
00:34:13
saying. And so so of other people
00:34:15
obviously all of you that are anti Donald and all of you that
00:34:19
are pro Biden and pro left and liberal and woke and all that
00:34:24
shit. And you're and you're scared of
00:34:26
Donald which you are and you're pushing you're pushing him to to
00:34:31
to win this thing by by false accusations by by doing what
00:34:36
fascists do which is removing him from ballots.
00:34:41
It's it it's it's ridiculous. So he won that the next there's
00:34:46
some there's one one that will be in New Hampshire one that
00:34:48
will be in South Carolina. DeSantis is pumped because he
00:34:51
thinks he might get South Carolina because it's close to
00:34:54
Florida and he's the I I think Donald just dominates.
00:34:58
And I I predicted it. So did many other people that
00:35:03
that Donald is gonna be the Republic.
00:35:05
It's gonna be Donald versus Biden again and we're just gonna
00:35:10
enjoy the hell out of out of out of this ride.
00:35:12
I mean it's gonna be, I mean it's January, this thing happens
00:35:15
in November and it's gonna be fucking chaos.
00:35:18
I mean, it's already if you look on Twitter, X Twitter at
00:35:24
whichever you prefer, it's that's just all you're seeing
00:35:28
already. You got guys, you got
00:35:30
celebrities, you got people you don't know.
00:35:32
You're like who's this guy? And all the he's showing up on
00:35:35
your feet and he's saying bullshit and you know it's
00:35:37
bullshit. And then the other side saying
00:35:39
bullshit and I'm going both sides are idiots and and then
00:35:43
I'm just going to sit here and laugh.
00:35:44
See, I get it if you're not a Trump guy, but really, I mean,
00:35:48
when you see Biden moving around not knowing where the fuck he's
00:35:51
at, is that really something you want to support for our country?
00:35:56
People are so anti Trump that they would rather.
00:35:59
Vote for that. Well they vote for that because
00:36:01
they know that it's not really him and he's a puppet they they
00:36:05
know that they that the the the left side is controlling it
00:36:10
whoever else is over there is is making the the calls and and I
00:36:17
think that what they don't like is that Donald comes in and does
00:36:21
his thing and he he's not a puppet right and they don't like
00:36:25
that and and in fact there are Republicans in the past I won't
00:36:28
I don't want to mention names George W that that that are that
00:36:35
are probably more aligned with the what Donald calls the quote
00:36:39
UN quote establishment which is which is politicians making
00:36:43
money off of of special interest groups and and and and Donald's
00:36:49
not he's just not that he's not that guy he doesn't need it he
00:36:54
he he he he he he look people will say it's only $400 he
00:36:59
forfeited his salary when he was president he didn't take
00:37:02
$400 a year. I'd say that.
00:37:05
Yeah, we put a lot. We have a lot of promos.
00:37:08
You guys would be looking only seeing State the great.
00:37:12
We'd be recording the show every fucking day.
00:37:15
And so, but he he, you know, because he didn't need it.
00:37:18
He and he actually gave some of it to one of his he said a lot
00:37:24
of his revenue from foreign hotels was going to go into the
00:37:30
US Treasury. And I mean, he's done these
00:37:32
types of things. And and again, the Trump haters
00:37:36
are going to try and give me, well, there were this, there was
00:37:40
a stipulation of this and this and that.
00:37:41
And it's just not true. You can come at me and say all
00:37:43
you want. You don't like the facts, but
00:37:45
they're facts. Go to something else that you
00:37:49
don't like about what he did, his policies or something like
00:37:52
that. Or if you just don't like him,
00:37:54
or if you don't like that he treated women bad in the 80s.
00:37:58
Talk about that, but don't sit here and deny what he does do,
00:38:02
which which is is undeniable. Trey.
00:38:07
Gotcha. So the the other thing real
00:38:09
quick about the this was that Trump gave a speech after he
00:38:13
kicked ass in Iowa. And I keep I I find myself kind
00:38:16
of getting pumped by by by Donald.
00:38:19
It doesn't mean I'm going to vote for him.
00:38:21
What it means is I'm so fed up with the anti trump bullshit
00:38:25
that I find myself kind of like ha ha, screw you.
00:38:28
You know what I mean? It's kind of like the team gets
00:38:32
shit on and shit on and shit on in sports and they come out and
00:38:36
there's no reason to shit on them.
00:38:37
Well, maybe a little bit, but. And and then they come out and
00:38:41
they do well, you're like, ha ha to all you haters and get this
00:38:47
MSNBC. You're aware of who that is?
00:38:51
MSNBC got it? There's.
00:38:52
Some letters there. One of the I would, I would
00:38:56
argue, the three biggest American broadcasting news
00:38:59
companies I've heard of. NBC I don't.
00:39:02
Well, MSNBC is the news. Fox News and then CNN.
00:39:06
Well, I would argue those are the three big ones.
00:39:08
Gotcha. Two of the three are are are
00:39:11
strictly liberal. Fox obviously has a reputation
00:39:14
for going the other way, but they've kind of like been.
00:39:17
Anyway, MSNBC during Trump's speech, after he had won, they
00:39:24
didn't show it. Oh no shit.
00:39:26
Wow. They had a panel on and Rachel
00:39:29
Maddow, who I'm going to hashtag the shit out of because I can't
00:39:34
stand her and I'll tell her that to her face, said Basically what
00:39:41
they're saying I'm gonna, I'm gonna read it to you here if I
00:39:43
can find out where I was on my page.
00:39:47
So she's not one of our target listeners.
00:39:49
She she's no, in fact, here we go, she said.
00:39:56
The projected winner, she couldn't even say his name of
00:39:59
the Iowa caucuses has just started giving his victory
00:40:02
speech. And this is Wally's giving it.
00:40:03
So they're on the on the show, OK?
00:40:06
We will keep an eye on it as it happens.
00:40:08
We'll let you know if there's any news made in that speech,
00:40:11
anything noteworthy, anything substantive, substantive and
00:40:16
important. The reason I'm saying this,
00:40:19
there's a reason we and other news organizations have stopped
00:40:22
giving an unfiltered live platform to former President
00:40:25
Trump. So because they don't like him,
00:40:28
essentially in my opinion, is the, she goes on.
00:40:33
It's not out of spite. Bullshit it is.
00:40:36
It's not a decision we relish. It's a decision we regularly
00:40:39
revisit. And honestly, earnestly.
00:40:41
It's not an easy decision. Bullshit.
00:40:45
But there's a cost to us as a new news organization, of
00:40:48
knowingly broadcasting untrue things.
00:40:50
So because you think something is untrue or the way he says
00:40:53
things, then that that means that that you're right and he's
00:40:56
wrong and that bothers me. We will not go any further.
00:41:02
I want you to talk. Does she have the final say so
00:41:05
in this or? Is no, this is, I guess, her
00:41:07
show, you know, for an hour. It's like Rachel Maddow's show
00:41:10
Gotcha. And she, you know, she looks
00:41:13
like Harry Potter. Really.
00:41:15
That's pretty cool. Does she have that little and
00:41:18
her? Yeah, I wondered.
00:41:19
I mean, if you marked it there, it'd be like, uncanny.
00:41:22
Really. Yes.
00:41:25
And she's just kind of this. It means she cried when he was
00:41:29
winning in 2016 and she cried. She cried on the IT was she's
00:41:33
she's something else. So, so she's and that's.
00:41:36
I just don't get it. So she's loves Biden.
00:41:39
Really. She loves Trey.
00:41:42
It's not about Biden as much as it as it is about anything but
00:41:46
Trump. Seriously.
00:41:48
I guarantee you that. The So like, if we ran against
00:41:51
Trump, we might have a shot. Absolutely.
00:41:53
That's fucking crazy. I'm and I and I No.
00:41:59
Can you imagine that? But, but, but the bottom line is
00:42:02
I think we would do better than most people would assume because
00:42:05
it's Trump and because there are so many people out there that
00:42:08
are just like and I don't think it's as many as what everybody
00:42:10
wants to to claim. But there are so many people out
00:42:13
there that are just. I mean they're obsessed with
00:42:17
this guy. I mean, you go on Twitter and
00:42:19
it's the same pages everyday I see and sometimes I comment just
00:42:22
to kind of get under under their skin.
00:42:24
But the same people every day, yeah.
00:42:27
And every post, If you go to their history, it's all about
00:42:30
Trump. Every post, nothing else.
00:42:32
He owns them. He's in their head.
00:42:34
And that to me might be a sign of good leader.
00:42:39
What do you think? I'm.
00:42:40
I'm. Curious, I'm I'm trying to start
00:42:42
some shit right now. You're you're more political
00:42:44
than I am. As you can tell, try.
00:42:47
Besides, you know, besides him jumping on Twitter and jumping
00:42:50
on the social medias and stuff like that, what bad did he do in
00:42:54
those four years that our people are upset about?
00:42:59
Well, for the first and foremost, and we won't make this
00:43:02
long, we have plenty of time this year leading up to the
00:43:05
election talk about this. My opinion is that there are
00:43:10
people that don't like just the flat out bluntness.
00:43:14
Same people that probably don't like our show because we're just
00:43:17
blunt, don't like Donald. Donald, he's mean.
00:43:23
He he tweets disrespectful things.
00:43:25
He he if somebody says something bad about him he he won't take
00:43:29
it. He'll he'll tell you something
00:43:31
back. He'll tell you what's up and a
00:43:33
lot of times it's maybe over the top.
00:43:36
Gotcha. So I mean if you take all that.
00:43:39
Bullshit. The point?
00:43:40
That's the only bullshit that they're pissed off about.
00:43:42
That's, well, that's the main part.
00:43:45
But then of course you have the divide of of conservative.
00:43:48
I'm sorry, I'll just use the Republican and Democrat.
00:43:51
You have that divide. You're always going to have that
00:43:53
the Democrats believe on these issues mostly and the
00:43:56
Republicans believe this way on these the same issues and
00:43:59
they're different abortion, foreign affairs, the border,
00:44:06
religion, all of these issues, economic policy, all these
00:44:12
issues are are just they disagree and that's where it
00:44:15
gets interesting for normal candidacy.
00:44:18
So if you had like 2 normal guys walking in there and hey, we're
00:44:23
but instead you have pudding, eating, fucking Biden and
00:44:29
Donald, I don't even need to say anything about that.
00:44:31
It's Donald. If Brad and Chad rolled up in.
00:44:33
There. If Brad and Chad rolled up in
00:44:34
there and we had some good policy ideas, who knows?
00:44:37
Do you think Chad would be the Democrat and Brad would be?
00:44:39
The No, no, we would be on the same.
00:44:41
We'd be assistant vice, assistant vice and president,
00:44:44
right. Oh.
00:44:44
OK, I get you. I'm fuck, yeah, I'm I'm.
00:44:46
I'm with them. But that's.
00:44:49
But that's part of what's so funny about it is that, and we
00:44:53
wouldn't even if we would say you and I say we went on the
00:44:57
Chad and Brad or Layfield and and Nielsen ticket again, I
00:45:01
don't know who'd be president, who'd be vice either way if we
00:45:05
walked. I want to be the vice president.
00:45:07
You want to be vice you don't want to do as much.
00:45:09
Yeah, I want to do that shit. Just want to chill.
00:45:11
I I want to hang out in the seat in the back, just chilling.
00:45:14
That's pretty much what our vice president is doing right now.
00:45:17
I'm cool with that. And you know me, I'll be
00:45:20
president. I'll take that shit.
00:45:21
That's fine. If we walked in there and we
00:45:24
walked, I don't know where we're walking into Saunter, you know
00:45:26
what I'm saying? Yeah, if you if we ran and we
00:45:32
had the best possible policy ideas.
00:45:36
So is that even possible? You're not gonna, You're not
00:45:41
gonna? Please.
00:45:41
Everyone. Well, you and me.
00:45:42
No, no, no, it is possible. Let's just say there are.
00:45:45
I mean, there have been so many independents that have had
00:45:47
these, like, great ideas, but nobody like us.
00:45:52
Honestly, Trey, I mean, I and I've said this a lot on social
00:45:55
media, like, look, I'm, I'm gonna vote.
00:45:57
I'm gonna probably end up voting Republican because I refuse to
00:46:00
vote for Biden. And I don't want my vote to be
00:46:03
wasted because no, no independents come anywhere
00:46:06
above, what, 3%? Really.
00:46:08
No, it's just it's you vote red or blue.
00:46:11
And that's unfortunately what's happening.
00:46:13
So my point is, is if you and I went in there as independents
00:46:18
and had all these ideas in it where they were great and
00:46:20
everybody said, man, these guys are perfect, I can imagine that.
00:46:26
That makes me choke like, I mean, I guess I can see that.
00:46:30
Can you imagine us meeting with world leaders?
00:46:35
Anyway, dude, where's that accent from, man?
00:46:38
Where are you from? Like, oh like, teach me how to
00:46:42
say something bad. Where are the strip clubs?
00:46:46
Yeah, where where are the strip clubs at in this place?
00:46:49
What's going on? But if we walked, if we, if we
00:46:51
went in there and we had all these ideas, nobody would vote
00:46:54
for us because they feel like it's got to be red or blue and
00:47:00
and they'd that they'd be wasting their vote.
00:47:03
And that's how I feel. And that's sad because there
00:47:05
have been some great independents in the past.
00:47:08
Well, it's sad that they would only vote one way or another
00:47:10
because they hate the other person.
00:47:13
Well, that too. I mean, that's a different
00:47:15
issue. And it's.
00:47:16
But essentially that's what you and I aren't talking about
00:47:18
doing. I mean, I'm talking about voting
00:47:20
for anybody, Bud Biden. And it's not because I hate the
00:47:23
guy. I just think he's.
00:47:25
I think he's I think he's dirty and and I say dirty.
00:47:28
I don't mean literally I'm sure he I'm sure his wife bathes him
00:47:31
and oh that would be fun after the pudding and whatever.
00:47:34
But I just think he he's got a there's some history there that
00:47:37
people aren't willing to see when it comes to money crooked
00:47:43
deals with other countries and his sons fuck up and I just
00:47:49
don't there's something about the guy and I don't I don't like
00:47:52
the the Obama presidency for different reasons and they're
00:47:55
not anything other to do than policy and Biden was a part of
00:48:01
that. I'm just not I just can't vote
00:48:03
for Biden. Like a lot of people can't vote
00:48:05
for Trump so come at me and and and I can't believe you'd vote
00:48:09
for Trump. Well I can't believe you vote
00:48:10
for Biden and that's what it comes down to And the difference
00:48:14
is is the anti Trump people act like the end of the world is
00:48:17
coming. If you vote for Trump and they
00:48:19
want to kill you, and if somebody says they're voting for
00:48:22
if, if, if somebody says they're voting for Biden, I'm just like
00:48:25
you're an idiot. But let's.
00:48:27
So let's still have a beer. Yeah, that's the difference that
00:48:30
I've seen between the the idiot. And let's have a beer.
00:48:33
The but, but that's the truth. I mean I've had, I've, I've went
00:48:37
on a a a shortened a little small vacation with with
00:48:41
somebody that's that's anti trump and we just don't talk
00:48:44
about it. Who gives a shit?
00:48:45
But guarantee if I start poking the bear it's going to come out
00:48:50
on the other side. And I've I've learned that.
00:48:51
And that's my experience. And if somebody tells me I'm
00:48:54
wrong, fuck you, I it's my experience.
00:48:57
I would love to hear two people discuss this that don't say it's
00:49:01
because they hate Biden or they hate Trump.
00:49:04
That would be a great discussion to hear.
00:49:07
But Trey, it's about to me, it's about policy.
00:49:10
And I've said it a million times and will say it a lot more this
00:49:14
year. But it's about policy.
00:49:17
Trump let's just say it's Trump and Biden.
00:49:19
Trump is going to push the policy I believe should be
00:49:23
within a a president of the executive branch if you will of
00:49:28
government. The the other side's not.
00:49:31
Plus he is a a little pudding Eden, whatever.
00:49:35
I mean he I just, I don't like him at the same time.
00:49:37
So not only do I not like the policy over there, a few social
00:49:41
issues I can get on board with. That's what everybody should be
00:49:44
doing is issue by issue. But but overall this guy and the
00:49:51
policies he would push do not align with my beliefs.
00:49:54
Gotcha. And Trump and Trump's do that
00:49:59
doesn't mean that I, I if he's found guilty that I support him.
00:50:03
Oh, it's OK that he did this or that.
00:50:05
He hasn't been he's he hasn't been convicted of anything
00:50:10
right. Anyway, so those are my
00:50:15
thoughts, I think. I just think MSNBC not airing it
00:50:18
is chicken shit and I'm gonna call you out.
00:50:21
Seems a little butthurt. It seems a little bit.
00:50:23
I don't know what You know what it seems, Trey.
00:50:26
Not only butthurt, but scared. They're scared They they don't
00:50:30
want to show you Donald, because right now he's got momentum
00:50:33
despite their efforts to like, indict and do all this shit
00:50:39
right. So enough.
00:50:40
That's enough. You know what, Trey?
00:50:42
We should do a like a set a timer for politics on our show.
00:50:45
Yeah, even on, like 5 minutes. Even election night. 5 minutes.
00:50:50
All right, well, it looks like he's doing this.
00:50:52
Okay, time's up. Let's talk about pussy.
00:50:54
I enjoy or some more cock ass cock ass.
00:50:58
Yeah, what happened back in the cock asses?
00:51:00
Yeah, what's? The Texas Cock Ass.
00:51:03
They don't have a caucus. There's only a couple and that's
00:51:06
that was what I was trying to get to so that that New
00:51:08
Hampshire's South Carolina. And there's like there's four of
00:51:11
them I think and the other ones, the other ones are called
00:51:13
primaries. The difference is really fast.
00:51:19
The difference is caucuses are run by.
00:51:22
I'm probably gonna reverse this. Caucuses are run by the
00:51:27
government of the state, and the primaries are run by the state
00:51:33
themselves. Does.
00:51:35
That make. Sense.
00:51:36
Let me go ahead and research that and we'll get back to you.
00:51:38
Sounds good there. There's a difference, but it's
00:51:40
very, very minor. I hope that wasn't your fun
00:51:42
fact. That was not my fun fact.
00:51:46
My fun fact has to do with the cowgirl position.
00:51:51
Sweet. Speaking of Trump, I already
00:51:55
like this. I love you, Donald.
00:51:58
Well, shut up everybody. Everybody's going to see love,
00:52:02
Donald. I wonder if if Biden knows what
00:52:04
a cowgirl position. Is hell No.
00:52:07
Biden didn't even know. Can you imagine Biden like
00:52:10
banging? No.
00:52:12
Like, what's he? What?
00:52:13
He wouldn't be missionary because he can't kid drooling
00:52:16
all over vanilla pudding coming out because he doesn't have the
00:52:23
strength. Yeah.
00:52:25
Is he a lay on his back? Just he's a lay on his back guy.
00:52:28
All right, whatever. But which is Speaking of
00:52:30
cowgirl. OK, go ahead cowgirl.
00:52:32
Cowgirl. Is this reverse or regular?
00:52:34
Well, it's both OK. Apparently Cowgirl is both.
00:52:42
Basically, what is a cowgirl position?
00:52:45
It's no coincidence that the cowgirl position, also known as
00:52:48
the cowboy or rider position, is named after a profession named
00:52:53
for sitting on top of things. OK, it's a penetrative, sure big
00:52:59
word sex position in which the receiving partner or should be
00:53:04
partner. Partner sits on top of the one
00:53:09
penetrating. OK.
00:53:11
So the idea of Cowgirls that the person on bottom is actually
00:53:14
still doing the the work. OK.
00:53:17
From the bottom. OK, I got you.
00:53:20
You're like from the bottom, whatever it's usually thought as
00:53:24
a penis going into a vagina. But with the right combination
00:53:27
of accessories, angle and attitude, any combination of
00:53:33
gender and genitalia can make it work OK Just wanted to make sure
00:53:37
we we. So woman on bottom, man on top.
00:53:39
Whatever to do so the partner doing the penetrating lies on
00:53:43
their back while receiving partner kneels over the top with
00:53:46
their legs to either side. And the classic cowgirl.
00:53:48
Classic cowgirl. The partners are facing each
00:53:51
other but flip the rider around. There we go to.
00:53:54
Face their partner's feet. Stick a finger somewhere.
00:53:58
Hold on, we haven't got there yet.
00:54:00
And you got the reverse cowgirl. Alternatively, the person on top
00:54:03
can lower themselves until they're chest to chest and get
00:54:07
the right angle, and that's called the horizontal cowgirl.
00:54:10
OK. Whichever way you choose, you'll
00:54:14
need you'll next need to engage those thigh muscles.
00:54:17
The movement aspect of the cowgirl position is not unlike
00:54:20
doing a 5.45 point four. I don't know what that means,
00:54:26
but I think they meant 4 minute squats.
00:54:28
Holy shit. That's not to say the partner on
00:54:31
their back must be totally passive, blah blah blah, which
00:54:33
would be Joe. Need to hurry up, I need to
00:54:36
make. AI know they can, they can
00:54:38
thrust from below, blah blah blah.
00:54:40
The the point is, is the benefits are simple.
00:54:44
Clitoral simulation can happen right?
00:54:46
Makes. Sense, yeah.
00:54:48
What I want to talk about is the fact that people are saying this
00:54:51
is actually dangerous and you and I have touched on this a
00:54:55
little bit. On this subject.
00:54:59
And why it's dangerous. When people talk about risky
00:55:02
sex, simply putting the receiving partner on top isn't
00:55:05
generally what they mean. But the cowgirl position doesn't
00:55:07
come without a little danger. According to a 2020 study, 50%
00:55:14
of penile fractures sustained during sex occurred while this
00:55:20
most erotic form of dressage. Naughty Girl.
00:55:25
We did a bit about penile fractures.
00:55:27
Yeah, we did. They usually happen around
00:55:28
Christmas time, but now we're giving you the position that
00:55:32
does it the most. So no cowgirl?
00:55:34
50% of penile fractures, half tray, that's what 50% means.
00:55:40
So how a fracture happens too? It breaks it in reverse.
00:55:44
Cowgirl might be even more of a worry for those with penises.
00:55:52
The angle is a little unnatural, said one doctor.
00:55:56
You. Think sex therapist and author
00:55:59
of She Comes First, Ian Kerner told Men's Health.
00:56:02
Take it slow. Yeah, actually, I've read that
00:56:06
book. Yeah, yeah, I I see it in your
00:56:09
back, right? There I have read that book.
00:56:11
Most of these injuries associated with the position
00:56:13
come down to erratic thrusting. Yeah.
00:56:16
According to a doctor, I can believe that.
00:56:18
An influencer. Karen Raj, when the movements of
00:56:21
two parties are not In Sync. Yeah, OK, right.
00:56:25
We're all we're following. This can lead to the writer's
00:56:28
pubic bone crushing the penis. Oh shit.
00:56:31
And yeah, we bet you just crossed your legs in sympathy.
00:56:35
Luckily there's an easy way to reduce the risk, and as with
00:56:40
pretty much everything sex related, it's about
00:56:42
communication. But by making sure everybody
00:56:45
involved is comfortable and enjoying themselves, you can
00:56:47
avoid an X-rated trip to the emergency room and discover just
00:56:50
what makes this position one of the most universal favourites.
00:56:54
Happy Trails partners. Absolutely.
00:56:57
I love me some cowgirl. So I when I saw this, it it
00:57:01
intrigued me because it was like, why is cowgirl dangerous?
00:57:03
And then I read it and I said, well, we we've given stories
00:57:07
about penile fractures. We might as well do a follow up.
00:57:11
Yeah, yeah, this is just good research.
00:57:15
So don't do. The cowgirl around Christmas.
00:57:19
Then you're then you're reducing your chances, yeah, but
00:57:22
apparently you need to be In Sync, like rhythmic sync.
00:57:25
OK, I can believe that. And you need to communicate with
00:57:28
your partner. So if something's not going
00:57:30
right, you need to say let's let's talk about this a little
00:57:33
bit. So oh God, right there.
00:57:36
Oh. God, no.
00:57:37
Not that's not communicated. That's a little faster, OK?
00:57:41
Or you just don't do the fucking cowgirl and you move on to
00:57:44
something else that doesn't give you a penile fracture.
00:57:48
Does that feel good? Does that feel?
00:57:49
Good. Does that feel good?
00:57:51
No. My penis is now fractured.
00:57:53
Fractured. So there you go.
00:57:55
There's my fun fact cowgirl position.
00:57:57
That is fun tonight. All right.
00:57:59
Pictures. There were no, you know what?
00:58:02
I looked for them, but I couldn't.
00:58:03
There's no pictures. Couldn't find any pictures,
00:58:04
though. I've got a fun video.
00:58:09
You know what? I I laugh, but I don't even
00:58:11
doubt that. Like, I feel like I feel like
00:58:13
you. You're ready.
00:58:14
You have it on cue for me right now, right?
00:58:16
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00:58:21
I want to try that cheat. Cheated.
00:58:23
Adderall's supposed to, I guess is a pick me up drug, right?
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I would love to can. You get anybody can get that.
00:58:29
It's not like you can't. I don't know if it's over the
00:58:31
counter. Is it better than caffeine?
00:58:33
Problem I I don't know. I I don't take Adderall.
00:58:36
First off, I I don't. I think we all need to stop
00:58:39
fucking taking drugs. Just find a way to deal with
00:58:43
this shit. Have a cup of coffee tray.
00:58:45
OK, if you don't like it, put some sweetener and some milk in
00:58:48
there, but you could. I I guarantee you I can make you
00:58:52
a lovely vanilla. OK, a vanilla marshmallow roast
00:58:59
latte. And you would like it because
00:59:00
it's sweet and it doesn't taste like coffee it.
00:59:02
Does sound nice. There you go.
00:59:03
Yeah, instead of getting addicted to Adderall.
00:59:08
Yeah. All right.
00:59:10
Trending in political cheated? Oh.
00:59:12
Cheated. I don't know what that means.
00:59:15
The Lincoln Project, Which. The Lincoln Project, Are they?
00:59:19
Trending. No.
00:59:20
It makes me. I don't.
00:59:21
I can't even believe they're trending.
00:59:23
It's an anti Trump. Is that is Lincoln the one
00:59:26
that's sitting on the chair at the?
00:59:28
Yes, Monument, Yes he is. He has a beard and a top hat.
00:59:31
I know Big Bang Theory mentioned, maybe they should put
00:59:35
what's his Stephen Hawking out there.
00:59:37
Oh, to say I don't even care out there.
00:59:39
Too many. There's too many jokes there.
00:59:40
Come on, Trending President Trump, Obviously.
00:59:45
'Cause, he he won the 'cause. He won the.
00:59:47
He won the caucus. Barstool.
00:59:50
So Barstool Sports is trending in sport.
00:59:52
I don't know why. I mean, I there's.
00:59:55
A lot of sports stuff going. On I like Barstool, but I don't
00:59:57
know why they're trending. Kamala Kamala, I think she's our
01:00:02
vice president, but I've seen her three times since they were
01:00:04
elected and or quote, there's actually a wrestle, quote UN
01:00:06
quote elected there. Was actually a wrestler named
01:00:09
Kamala. Painted face and everything.
01:00:12
He was a he. Yeah, he did a.
01:00:14
Wonder if he transitioned and he's now our vice president.
01:00:17
He looked like an African warrior.
01:00:19
Oh, so he was. He had a moon and a star painted
01:00:23
on his nipples anyway. Isn't that what you have on your
01:00:28
nipples? Maybe Lin Manuel Miranda.
01:00:32
Do you know who that is? Didn't he play shortstop for the
01:00:35
Cubs at one point? He was the writer of Not Yeah
01:00:40
Hamilton, the big musical that OK.
01:00:45
So he didn't play baseball. I don't think you're gonna
01:00:47
select that one. No Butcher Biden.
01:00:50
Oh. Butcher Biden.
01:00:52
Oh, OK, looks like OK. Who's Butcher?
01:00:55
I don't know, but it it doesn't sound good for Biden trending
01:00:59
Trump 24/20/24 now more than ever.
01:01:02
Yeah. People are getting rowdy, I'm
01:01:04
telling you, Education trending. Texas A&M.
01:01:09
Oh, very nice. Wow.
01:01:11
Well, I do know that. Our lot you.
01:01:13
Can't talk about their football team.
01:01:15
Well, football's over for all of us.
01:01:17
Yeah. Fuck.
01:01:18
If anybody's noticed, my Steeler helmet is not here.
01:01:21
I have moved it because, well, no, they're.
01:01:25
They're just. It's over.
01:01:26
Yeah. God damn it.
01:01:29
We won't talk about the Cowboys. Yeah, it may be because our law
01:01:34
school got actually voted number one right now, which is very
01:01:37
impressive because it's a newer law school.
01:01:39
And so we're we're pretty proud of that trending wall.
01:01:45
Wahl. No idea.
01:01:46
That sounds like a name. Last name trending Timberlake.
01:01:49
We all know who that is. Timberlake.
01:01:52
And in sports, Brock Purdy, who is the San Francisco 49er
01:01:56
quarterback? Quarterback, yeah.
01:01:58
I'm not sure why he's trending, but he's trending.
01:02:02
So out of all those, I mean, I could talk about A&M all day.
01:02:06
We could talk about Trump, Biden.
01:02:09
We already talked about Trump. We could talk about Justin and
01:02:12
just maybe get up and dance. Oh.
01:02:15
We can bring some sexy back. You know, just for lack of time,
01:02:18
why don't we talk about Timberlake?
01:02:20
How do you feel about that? I'm going to give a shout out to
01:02:23
my man Justin. I'm not going to lie to you,
01:02:26
Justin, When when you were just a part of **NSYNC and you were
01:02:29
banging Brittany, I did not like you.
01:02:33
You were in a boy band that I thought was completely.
01:02:38
So you're saying you never? Secretly listened to him?
01:02:40
No, no, I never listened to the boy bands.
01:02:42
I was into metal. I secretly listened to him.
01:02:45
And you? Maybe it wasn't a secret.
01:02:48
And you got Britney. So you were a part of some
01:02:51
dancing at the time. I I always yelled you were lip.
01:02:55
You gotta remember, this was like, synonymous with the time
01:02:58
that I was playing rock'n'roll and trying to make it in a rock
01:03:01
band. So I was a little bitter when
01:03:04
this was popular, you know what I mean?
01:03:06
And he's banging hot, Brittany. Was his 90s mid?
01:03:09
90s, late 90s, I think, right? Anyway, he's banging Brittany
01:03:13
and she's, I mean, she was every guy's kind of mm hmm.
01:03:19
I tell you what Justin Timberlake has become like.
01:03:25
I love that guy. I loved him on Saturday.
01:03:27
Night. Well, Saturday Night Live
01:03:28
started it for me. I was just like, I was like,
01:03:32
he's funny. He true.
01:03:33
He's just naturally funny and he'll he'll go with anything.
01:03:37
The second thing that got me with JT was I started realizing
01:03:40
that when he went solo and his music like as a guy that likes
01:03:45
rock'n'roll, that also kind of likes folky, acoustic kind of
01:03:48
emotional music and he's not either of those.
01:03:51
I still appreciated some of his. I don't know.
01:03:54
Like this. The the vibe of a movement, a
01:03:57
movement, a movement. What is it?
01:04:00
Rock your rock your something or rock your body something.
01:04:04
Something you know? Don't even act like you're
01:04:06
pretending trying. To sink in my head.
01:04:09
But then he did a great He had a great Super Bowl performance.
01:04:12
Yeah. Is that when he showed the Janet
01:04:14
Jackson nipple? Well, I think that was that was
01:04:17
one of them. I thought he did another one
01:04:18
after that. Did he?
01:04:19
Anyway, he didn't show any other nipples on nipples.
01:04:22
They they made sure that it was good.
01:04:25
But lastly, then he did a couple of movies.
01:04:29
He did a bad teacher with Cameron Diaz.
01:04:32
Was he a bad teacher? Yeah, he was kind of a dorky
01:04:35
teacher that she liked, and he just didn't.
01:04:38
And so when they were like fucking on a on a school outing,
01:04:43
he wanted to leave their clothes on.
01:04:44
So it was like, it was like dry, dry.
01:04:46
Wow. It was really.
01:04:49
I don't. I remember that scene.
01:04:50
It was really funny. But he was also in just friends,
01:04:54
just friends in that way. He was great.
01:04:57
I mean, he's great. He's he's and and so I I gained
01:05:00
a lot of respect for JT and he's one of those guys in a whole
01:05:04
different way. Don't get me wrong.
01:05:06
This isn't how I mean it. But back in the day when I was
01:05:09
all about metal, when I grew up, you respected like Michael
01:05:13
Jackson's music. It was like, this is all right.
01:05:17
If you didn't jam to like Billie Jean or something like that, or
01:05:20
any of those bad be it about all thriller, no matter what you
01:05:25
listened to, you're lying. Yeah.
01:05:27
And he's kind of the same way for me.
01:05:29
I don't love the music genre, but it's JT.
01:05:33
Yeah. And the stuff with Fallon was so
01:05:35
funny on Saturday. Absolutely, Yeah, the hashtag
01:05:38
and all that. So JT you you you give me some
01:05:43
JT. I've been talking all night.
01:05:45
Everything you said is perfect. Yeah.
01:05:46
The movies, the I might have listened to some *NSYNC back in
01:05:49
the day. Can't lie.
01:05:51
Oh, you're going like, yeah, I mean you're you're all about JTI
01:05:54
was about JT posted things. Soon as he hit Saturday Night
01:05:57
Live though it just like I said, is a new experience.
01:06:00
He was funny and. Did he do a Dick in a box?
01:06:03
Yes. Dick in a box was.
01:06:06
Greatness and the soup one. I don't remember.
01:06:12
I don't remember all of them but but I but but anyway, so the
01:06:16
fact that he's trending out, I don't know why and I'll I'll
01:06:19
look at that later hopefully. It's good.
01:06:22
I'm sure it is, but him and his wife post some funny.
01:06:25
Stuff. Well, he's also married to a a
01:06:27
smoke show. Yeah, Jessica Biel is something
01:06:31
special and she's kind of been out of the spotlight.
01:06:34
She hasn't done that. Yeah, I've just seen her.
01:06:35
I think they had a couple kids, and I think that, I mean, they
01:06:37
don't need to technically do anything.
01:06:40
Yeah, Justin, you're the man. You need to work.
01:06:43
She can stay at home with the. Kids.
01:06:44
Oh, she's got a beautiful butt too.
01:06:49
Would you like to talk about that?
01:06:50
I'm. Just, well, I'm trying to
01:06:52
remember the movie when she I. Know we know the movie.
01:06:55
It was the Adam Sandler movie and and it was Chuck and Larry.
01:06:58
Larry, yes. And even that was even that was
01:07:02
even a point that Adam Sandler made in the movie.
01:07:05
It was part of the script was like you.
01:07:07
That's the best ass I've ever seen.
01:07:09
And it and it it was something special.
01:07:12
So, Jessica, good for you. Great job.
01:07:14
We'll go ahead and hashtag you as well.
01:07:15
Yeah. But I I like that.
01:07:18
I like them as a couple. Yeah, keep doing those squats,
01:07:20
both of you guys. Both.
01:07:23
Yeah. JT your ass looks.
01:07:24
Great, JT. You got a great butt too.
01:07:26
And so that's our trending topic, Timberlake.
01:07:29
For the job. Thanks, Timberlake.
01:07:31
JT reach Outlook if you feel like swinging by Dallas, TX
01:07:36
coming on the show if I can ever figure out how to fucking do
01:07:40
remote, yeah. Well, well, we can do a Dick in
01:07:43
a box and everything. For you, if Justin Timberlake
01:07:45
says I'll yeah, I'll come on remote, but I have to be remote,
01:07:47
I will figure that shit out. Hell yes.
01:07:49
Hell yes. OK, let's do self-awareness.
01:07:54
Before we close out tonight, do you have anything or do you want
01:07:57
me to just do mine? Go ahead, go ahead, bra.
01:08:00
Bra. All right, bra.
01:08:04
This isn't going to make sense coming from such a young guy.
01:08:08
Exactly. But as a father, I can't believe
01:08:14
it took me this long to come up with this.
01:08:17
What I don't like are other parents that feel that they need
01:08:22
to give you parenting advice. Yeah, yeah, I.
01:08:26
Like it? Unless you ask or unless the
01:08:29
conversation leads there. And it's kind of a an obvious
01:08:31
thing, right? But if you're gonna sit there
01:08:34
and say, well, this is how I do it and somebody else says, no,
01:08:36
no, this is how you should do it, that's different.
01:08:42
If I say this is how I do it and they say, well, this is how I do
01:08:45
it, that's that's that's different.
01:08:47
I mean, that's fine. But don't tell me this is how
01:08:50
you should do it. Because guess what, every kid is
01:08:54
different. And I might think you're a
01:08:59
douche and that your kid is a douche.
01:09:04
Are you speaking from Exact? My kid my kid is probably cooler
01:09:08
than your my kids are probably cooler than your kids and
01:09:10
they're gonna beat them up in the playground.
01:09:14
And so I I just I've, I've run into that a lot recently.
01:09:18
This idea of like, well, well, you know, if if this is
01:09:21
happening, then this is what you should do.
01:09:23
And it's like you're not, you're not the.
01:09:25
Do you get that a lot from your your parents or in laws by?
01:09:29
Chance. Not really.
01:09:30
I mean, all they say is stupid. All.
01:09:37
And I won't say it with my dad, his whole, his whole in my
01:09:42
stepmom, they all kind of sit there and they say things like,
01:09:47
you know, my day. No, they go, no, they just say
01:09:49
you guys ended up fine, You guys, I don't know how you guys
01:09:53
survive with our parenting style, you know, 'cause we we're
01:09:56
like, well, this is we're we like to do it this way.
01:09:58
And they're like, well, I'm surprised you guys are alive,
01:10:01
'cause we did it a different way, kind of our wonderful moms
01:10:06
would never say anything like that.
01:10:07
My mom, she might, she might say something every once in a while,
01:10:13
but overall, she respects that, that I'm the decision maker.
01:10:18
I mean, things are different. We we were the 80s.
01:10:23
We were little kids in the 80s. Oh.
01:10:24
Yeah. The.
01:10:27
I mean the 90s, I mean the. We drink out of water hoses and.
01:10:32
Yeah, beat each other with sticks out in the yard and.
01:10:34
Rocks at each other. Yeah, it it, it was a a
01:10:37
different time. And so you know, technology is
01:10:40
something that I would attribute to this.
01:10:42
Oh absolutely. Half of the the stuff they make
01:10:45
fun of us for is like having our our phones on with the cameras.
01:10:50
Oh, OK. Are you literally watching your
01:10:53
child sleep? Well, no.
01:10:55
I'm. It's on in case something
01:10:56
happens and I can hear him right.
01:10:59
Really. We're having dinner like you
01:11:02
don't like he's OK. He's not going anywhere.
01:11:05
Yeah. And that's the difference is the
01:11:09
technology's there. It's available.
01:11:10
Well, it's well and it's available.
01:11:12
And they would have done the same thing had.
01:11:14
Yeah, I I think so too. I think I.
01:11:16
Know your mom would have done it.
01:11:17
Yeah well thank you for saying that and and one of them this
01:11:21
this one and then then we'll end the show unless you have a
01:11:23
self-awareness tonight. But this one was is one they
01:11:29
really give us a hard time about.
01:11:30
We we for the longest time had a a little band slash sock that
01:11:35
went around the foot and it gave you the heartbeat, the oxygen
01:11:38
levels the is that a little too far it.
01:11:42
Might have been a little too far, yeah.
01:11:43
But Peace of Mind, like you just said.
01:11:45
I mean, I could literally look over and go, oh, his heart
01:11:47
rate's great. His oxygen's at 99%.
01:11:51
Yeah, good. Everything's good.
01:11:52
I don't have to worry. 'Cause I remember parents
01:11:55
telling me stories that they would literally run in just to
01:11:58
and put a mirror up to your mouth just to make sure you're
01:12:00
still breathing. So I mean.
01:12:02
Oh, the mirror. I haven't heard that one.
01:12:04
I heard people just, like, literally set their hands on
01:12:06
you. See their.
01:12:06
Breath on the mirror. Oh, the breath.
01:12:08
Yeah. Well, no.
01:12:09
And and but that's But that's that's the point.
01:12:13
So which? One's more Which one's worse?
01:12:15
Sitting there, able to see them on camera or running in and out
01:12:18
of the room just to see if they're still breathing.
01:12:20
But that's the point is that they didn't have the capability
01:12:23
to have the let's just look at the camera and now that we do
01:12:27
we're overbearing or over parenting.
01:12:29
We're over we're too worried and if you had the same thing it
01:12:33
would have been better and I and that's what I wanted and you
01:12:35
know I just I just kind of shake my head and whatever and that's
01:12:38
the point and and it it I deal with it more with family members
01:12:41
because they're family members but don't don't come at me and
01:12:45
when you're especially when your kids are younger than mine like
01:12:48
act like you you know it you know very true.
01:12:51
If you if you come at me and you've got multiple children
01:12:56
that are years older than mine and you've experienced it all.
01:13:00
I'd more willing to take your advice.
01:13:02
And if you have kids that are younger than mine and you don't
01:13:06
know shit. Right.
01:13:07
You know, if they're picking their nose and eating glue.
01:13:10
Yeah, I mean, yeah, so that's mine.
01:13:16
Just, you know, if I ask you for, for it's kind of like you
01:13:19
the other night with relationships.
01:13:21
If I ask you for some advice like, hey, what would you do in
01:13:23
this situation? Great, That's an open.
01:13:25
That's an open door. If I don't ask you for advice,
01:13:29
shut the fuck up, yeah? Shut the fuck up.
01:13:32
Right, right. Do you have anything to add?
01:13:34
Well said, No, I like it do. You have a self-awareness.
01:13:36
I don't. All right, see you guys.
01:13:40
See you guys later. Later, bro.
01:13:44
Hold on. I gotta get a good one.
01:13:53
There we go. All right, Dee.
01:13:55
Fuck you later Brad. See you guys later.
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