What do a Taco Bell Christmas party, a rag doll couple’s baby gender reveal, and a 12-year-old leading cops on a forklift chase have in common? They all made it onto this week’s Stay in the Gray.
Ryan and Trey go full throttle on bizarre headlines, from fake dating in Japan to witch bottles washing up in Texas. Plus, we hit the next five states in our “what each state is worst at” series, roast a few fashion fails, and tackle gym coughing etiquette in the Awareness of Self-Awareness segment.
🔥 This Week’s Wild Ride Includes:
Taco Bell’s Christmas party goes totally off the rails
Butthurt Comment of the Week: More listener love-hate
A woman marries a rag doll and throws a gender reveal
A 12-year-old boy steals a forklift—and it’s all on camera
Japan’s booming business of fake relationships
Witch bottles from the 1600s show up on Texas beaches
The next five states ranked by what they’re worst at
Awareness Segment: Gym coughers and fashion disasters
📌 Chapters (Condensed):
00:00 – Taco Bell Holiday Party Chaos
04:55 – Butthurt Comment of the Week
10:55 – Rag Doll Gender Reveal Party
18:52 – 12-Year-Old Steals Forklift
25:06 – Japan’s Fake Relationship Services
40:05 – 17th Century Witch Bottles in Texas
49:50 – What Each State Is Worst At: Part 5
58:01 – Awareness: Gym Coughers & Fashion Fails
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None. I'm waiting.
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You're waiting for what? I don't know.
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I feel like I've been talked over the last few shows.
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No, I wouldn't do that to you. Go ahead and say hello to
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everybody. Hey, everyone, wait a minute.
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I have a headline for you. I knew you did.
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I swear. This sounds like it was planned,
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but it it wasn't. Trey and his famous headlines
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cannot wait. How does it feel to be
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interrupted? Who cares?
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So the headline reads. Don't care about anybody else.
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And this. You might have been here, I
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don't know, but there's actually a lawsuit where a woman walked
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in. Basically, it's a worker at Taco
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Bell. Taco Bell?
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A Taco Bell. Another Taco Bell story.
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I love it. So she's suing because of a Taco
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Bell holiday party that included public sex, lots of booze and
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vomit in the guacamole. I was.
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I was all in until the last one. I was like Taco Bell booze.
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Sex like Can you imagine dropping by a Taco Bell?
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Seeing this happening, I wonder what time of.
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Day it was, I would have to go in and see what was going on.
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So I'm surprised you didn't ask this question.
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Hold on, hold on. What was the last one?
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Vomit in the what? Vomit in the guacamole.
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Oh, OK. So one of the questions, one of
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the comments, and I'm surprised you didn't ask this, it says
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Taco Bell has guacamole, did you know that?
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Yes. And I don't, I don't want to say
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why, just because I'm familiar with their their menu, because
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I've tried I think, everything on it.
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At some point in my entire life there there was a burrito that
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had like guacamole on it. And so I know they have it at
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least somewhere, unless it's not really guacamole.
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It's funny because a lot of people are like when did Taco
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Bell? Start serving, Yeah.
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They don't really offer like a chips and guac.
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They don't really offer it anyway.
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Who? Who gives a shit what?
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Why is there guacamole in or a throat vomit in the walk just
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because people are partying? People were partying, yeah.
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And so it sounds like every other day at Taco Bell.
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Life sounds like an awesome Christmas party.
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So. Was it like an employee
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Christmas party? Yeah, so it was an employee
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Christmas party, so there was. Public.
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So they shut down the restaurant?
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Yeah. Oh, that would have been so much
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better. You know, but I guess that's the
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Taco Bell way. Just have it at the restaurant.
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Why don't they? They could.
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Hey, is Taco Bell a restaurant? No fast food establishment.
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Is fast food qualified as a restaurant I.
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Don't think so. Trey and I are here at Stanley
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Gray. We are now proclaiming that fast
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food is not a restaurant, it is just a food establishment to
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take away your meal. Anytime a date takes you to a
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restaurant, right, It better not be a fast food.
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It better not have a drive through window.
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How about that? Should a restaurant be?
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I know no one cares, but I do. A restaurant has a waiter or
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waitress, right? No drive through window That one
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way to. Does the drive through window
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count? No, no, you can't have a drive
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through window. I don't What kind of restaurant
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with a waiter and a waitress has a drive through window.
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Well, there's a restaurant in Irving that does, so it's
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actually pretty good. OK anyway.
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OK. If you have to wait too long on
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that one, if you haven't turned the show off already, we're
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going to do a A I'm glad you haven't because we're going to
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do a segment and I'm going to do it tonight and I think I'm going
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to keep doing it. And it's we we named it in, you
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know, in a Trey and Ryan style way.
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It's called the Butthurt YouTube's Comment of the Week.
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I like it. I already, like, we've talked
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about this before and you know, try and I try and talk about
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serious topics and you know, whatever, we do our thing and
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blah blah, you know, we're better at whoa, you know, I shot
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that music off way too fast. When is supposed?
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To I'm I know I'm willing to admit my mistakes.
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I apologize. That wasn't my fault.
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The people were expecting a fade out.
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It did not happen. This is crashing.
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It's. Our show though?
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Fuck you. Crash and burn here, it's just
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every, it's just like no matter what we do, there's just people
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that are just like, it's like they sit there and they just,
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they wait, oh, these people said this and I'm gonna sit behind my
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pic, my profile picture of my cat.
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Well, they keep a cat. With a, with a, with a handle
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that says, you know this, this savage bomb or something stupid,
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you're I heart cats. But Trey, I'm gonna go and tell
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you, you know, usually it's the show that kind of gets bad.
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Show who? You know, It's me babbling.
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So it's like this asshole said this.
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What is what? You know what's his deal?
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Which is well deserved. Sometimes in this case, they
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talked about you. Oh yeah, because they made an
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actual quote when you said we were talking about Florida.
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OK. And how the Flora government was
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actually looking to pass a law, which by the way, people Trey
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and I didn't necessarily say was going to pass or agree with the
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law. We were just excited that
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they're recognizing that Hamas supporters need to be kind of
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under control a little bit here, that this is getting ridiculous,
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right. You can't.
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If people were all like First Amendment, you call yourself
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patriots, like, OK, yes, you can support whoever you want, but if
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it starts disrupting the the universities and the colleges
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and it starts causing threats and violence and this and that,
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you have to step in. That's all we were saying
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people, so calm the hell down. But.
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Calm the hell down. Stop getting butthurt.
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But you, I think. I think I was telling you about
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this and you're like, hell yeah, why the hell not?
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And somebody thought that either you had an accent or you looked
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a certain way because you were called a redneck.
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Oh, OK. I do sound.
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I I do have a. Country.
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You're a little bit of a country twink.
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But, but, but from the quote hell yeah.
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And why not? I mean, OK, say hell yeah.
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Hell yeah. Well, now you're now you're like
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hell yeah. No, that was just natural.
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Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
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Why not? Why not that?
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I mean, maybe a little, but you don't look it.
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But anyway, this guy, this guy was just like, he thought he had
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it. He's like, what about the 1st
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Amendment? You so-called Patriot to you.
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OK, Are you a patriot? A.
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Patriot fan. No.
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Anyway, see, I'm we're getting all this shit and it and it's
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fun. And people again, Trey, we I've
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said it. People go, what do you expect?
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You're out there, you're putting yourselves out there.
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You're saying you guys are toeing the line, which we admit
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to what we we like doing. We're gonna get both sides,
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especially about something as controversial as as Hamas and
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Israel. And again, I'll say it's been
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going on for a lot longer than all these people.
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It's been going on for thousands of years, so don't come at us.
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And this guy's talking about the last 15 years.
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I'm like the one. That called me a red.
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Yeah, he goes, well, he had a lot of conspiracy stuff and I
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was like, dude, it's it's way I felt all cool.
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Like I knew I'm like it's been going way longer than that.
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So don't even come at me or my redneck Co host, does he so.
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Does he really have a cat as a profile?
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Yes, yes, yes, it's a cat. Does he live?
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At home with his parents. Probably, yeah.
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I think anybody that has a cat is a profile is either I I
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visualize either this big fat guy in his basement he's just
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sitting there typing away and that some Whitey tighties.
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He's got probably more than one cat.
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Maybe that was his favorite cat. That's true.
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Yeah white ties. Maybe a a white beater with man
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boobs or dust. On his.
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Shirt. Or this?
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Like of course there's Cheeto dust.
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I mean come on. Or a cat.
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A woman that has like 12 cats and she just is mad at the world
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and and that could be the other one.
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So if your cat is your don't put a cat as your profile picture.
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If you're going to talk shit, you need to own up to it.
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At least put something of your face.
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Right. I think that's fair.
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We're the stupid idiots that put our faces on everything.
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Yeah, unfortunately I'm gonna lose idea what that was.
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Can we can we go back, restart? Just do other two other our next
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season we should do our our picture as two completely
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different people, just some random guys.
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Have like Brad Pitt and George Clooney, it's.
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Just it's Trey and Ryan. What?
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What? Trey.
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Trey has been working out like he looks great.
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So we'll do that each week. I mean, there's been, trust me,
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it's going to be hard because there are plenty.
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And that was the one I chose just because you were called out
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and I wasn't. I love it.
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Finally. And we're gonna call it the
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butthurt comment of the week from YouTube and it may be from
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TikTok to who knows, it's butthurt comment from wherever.
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Social media, yes. Social media because it's it's
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glorious, man. I I had no, I mean I did.
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I knew it was out there. I knew it was going to get a
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little bit. But some of them are gold.
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I mean one guy tried to speak English and he is obvious he
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didn't know English. Yeah.
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And he he just it just was a bunch of of words.
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He put together. They were English words, but it
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literally it just had no structure to it at all and I
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good for him for trying. Sounds like some of the fake
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profiles on these dating sites. Right.
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Good for him for trying to insult me, but I'm not even sure
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it was. I can't even tell.
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Maybe she. Was in.
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All fairness, he might have been complimenting us, and I did, and
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I took it as an insult because it was that bad.
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But anyway, I thought, I thought you'd enjoy that.
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So you are a what do you say you are hillbilly.
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No, you are a redneck. Redneck.
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Redneck. All right, so Ryan the Cool stud
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and Trey the redneck, and we'll go from there.
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So I I'm, I kind of ran into a story and it's it's geared.
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Around. Oh, you're gonna do yours first?
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I did. Am I gonna do mine first?
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I'm sorry. No, that's OK.
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Yeah, you're anxious to do your story and I love the enthusiasm,
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so. Here we go, and it's freaking
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making me laugh anyway. No, Do it.
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Let's. Do these gender reveal parties
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is a thing? This is a major thing, right?
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Then you do. You did a gender reveal with the
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with the golf ball. That was was fun.
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I did a lot of people. A lot of people are annoyed by
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gender reveals. But yeah, I don't know, I I
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thought it was fun. I did a Golf Club and the ball
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was, you know, exploded when you hit it a certain color.
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And so you had the envelope given to somebody else.
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Who? And you get 2 golf balls, one of
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each other. And anyway, so I've seen.
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Some fun ones. You get people to figure it out,
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so you don't know. Yeah, I've seen some fun ones.
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I've seen people getting hurt. Doing some dumb shit too.
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Yeah, there's some idiots. They're like let's fire a
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rocket. And it's so and.
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So you're telling me somebody did a stupid reveal?
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My my pronunciation of this woman's name is going to be way
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off and probably have some Asian.
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I can't wait. To it.
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So her name is Maravoni Rocha morass from Brazil.
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Oh, I knew. Well, from the accent, I knew it
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was Brazilian. Yeah, you.
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Well, Portuguese. Yeah, right.
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So anyway, this this woman, 37 years old.
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Oh, is she old for having a baby?
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Yeah, well, not old, but older. So she married a rag doll and
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hosted a gender reveal party for their second rag doll child.
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OK, OK, you you fooled me. If you were trying to fool me.
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You fooled me because I thought you were talking about you're.
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You're are you saying? Are you calling?
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OK, hold on, Trey. Are you calling Is?
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Is this a slang term for some? Maybe I'm calling the husband A.
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Rag. That's what I mean.
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Is it? Or are you talking about an
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actual doll? You know how you you tell people
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they shouldn't use the word literal?
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Right. This is literally.
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A rag doll. You use it when it's NASA's,
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when it when it actually applies.
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This is literally a rag doll. Are you serious?
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Yeah. So this woman married a rag doll
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and. How do you marry a rag doll?
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Who, Who performs that and and who attends?
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This is Brazil Portuguese thing. Can you imagine people sitting
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down in the crowd, just in their chairs, clapping?
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So this is a my. God.
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She's had a what they call a whirlwind romance with an
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inanimate object which her mother made for her.
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Oh, that make it. That makes it worse.
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And she has seen many twists and turns over the last year from
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cheating rumors. Oh.
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To kidnappings. Oh, so you're telling me that
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she is accusing her rag doll of spouse?
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Is it? Is it a male rag doll or is this
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a lesbian? OK, so she so she is straight.
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She's a straight rag doll lover. OK, so she's accusing this man
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male. Of cheating on her, this male.
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I'm not saying. Rag doll.
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Of cheating on her, OK? Yeah, So anyway, they they took
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to Tiktok to announce that they're expecting their second
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baby. Does it have a?
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How big is the ragdoll? Does it say?
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Looking at the pictures, it's as tall as she is, but obviously I
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don't know how that's all she is.
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Yeah, Wow. So yeah, it's a pretty big
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ragdoll. Some interesting.
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OK, so did people attend the gender reveal as well?
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It's not showing. Well.
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She's holding the rag doll one hand and then she's got this.
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She's got this deal in her hand, sending off some pink smoke so
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it looks like it's a girl. OK.
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Well, congratulations to them. Then it shows a picture of her
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kissing the rag doll. So yeah, it looks like they have
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a boy and now a girl. Wait, this is Hold on, hold on.
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They already have a child. Yeah, they have a a boy rag.
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Doll. Did I miss that?
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Part Yeah, this is her second child.
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That they're so all. Right.
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Let me get this straight. This woman married a male rag
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doll A. Male rag doll.
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She had they had one child together already that was a
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male. A boy rag doll.
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Well, it could be in half and half, half human, half ragdoll.
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Yeah, well from the picture it looks.
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Like it? Looks another ragdoll.
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OK, OK, got it. Got it.
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He got his father's genes. Fair enough.
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So this second one, they did a ginger reveal party.
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They did a ginger reveal party for the second.
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Yes, And this baby is going to be a female.
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A female ragdoll. Well, you know what?
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A lot of people wish they had a boy and a girl.
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I have two boys, you know, I'd like to see what it was like.
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And and congratulations to the to this couple.
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I'll tell you why. So, yeah, congratulations.
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It says they took TikTok, the couple who already had a son
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named Marcelinoho, hold a smoke bomb that turns pink to reveal
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budding baby is a girl to be named Marcella.
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That's a pretty name. Yeah, yeah.
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Good for him. Good.
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I wish Marcella the best. At least, I bet their grocery
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bill's not very high. At all.
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She's AI was about to say no, she's not that heavy, but maybe
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so. She did give an update on her
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pregnancy earlier this month as great she attended an ultrasound
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for the child. Oh, OK Well, no, I mean, we need
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to know. I mean, everybody listening
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right now is going, is the baby healthy?
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Healthy baby. Is the baby on time?
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Is everything. Good The baby will be born in
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December. Oh, so fantastic.
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That's coming up, Trey. Oh yeah, the crap's already
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December this year, but she did, she did say she wanted to be,
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she wanted it to be a boy. Because I've heard having a
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girl's very expensive and much more work.
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But the I. Don't know about that.
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My two boys eat about $3000 a month in food.
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But it's good news. But the baby will still be
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welcomed and very loved by me and her dad.
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That's sweet. So they were hoping for a boy,
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but they they got the girl and they said, you know what we'll
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love? We'll love our our daughter no
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matter what. It looks like the party was
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pretty nice. They had chicken pasta salad and
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cake. I would have gone just for the
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food. So yeah.
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All right. Well.
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Oh, I'm sorry they didn't. About 40 people showed up for
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this. 4040 people. 40 people. I don't know if that was the
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doctors. They didn't capture you and me
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in the background. No, I hope not.
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We were there at the buffet. Can you imagine that?
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That would be freaking awesome to be there for something like
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that. I would go, I was.
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Of course we would go is. That the hospital staff you know
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to put the straight jacket on or?
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They're all in white coats. Got the they got like the van
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out, the van out front of the of the facility.
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Block the exits. Oh man, so they when they when
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they return to the hospital, will they allow her to have her
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husband and her children with her in the room?
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I'm curious to know how she gives birth.
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Well, I bet it's a lot more comfortable than than human
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birth. Oh, I don't know.
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A picture of. Her having an ultrasound?
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What the hell? Tell you what?
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And she's gotta. Hey, Trey.
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Holy shit. Technology today, All right, we
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can give ultrasound. Her stomach is big and there's
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pictures of him laying on a couch with a blanket over him.
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Well, I always tell people that I'm gonna remain open minded
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about things in life. UFOs you know of of aliens?
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Go sex. Go ghost sex, even spirituality.
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I just. I can't limit myself.
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I think I may have found the the I may have found the line here.
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You're going to stop at the rag. Doll.
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I don't think it's possible for a human to give birth to a doll.
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I just. I don't know.
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Am I being a little too harsh on this woman?
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Not at all. OK, let's move on.
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OK. Now we're back to your story.
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Are we in agreement that that she is insane?
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A little bit. OK, fair enough.
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No, let's move on. OK, This isn't going to make
00:18:53
anybody feel any better about about about human beings.
00:19:00
I'm just going to tell you the headline and then we'll go into
00:19:04
it. Apparently there's a child 12
00:19:07
years old. Oh no.
00:19:09
And I've done done stories like this before, and he's 12 years
00:19:13
old and he stole a forklift. OK, not bad.
00:19:18
And it turned into a police chase in Michigan.
00:19:25
So no, I know. In Florida, Come on, you thought
00:19:27
it was Florida. He.
00:19:28
Was had Florida written all over?
00:19:30
It he stole it. It was outside of his middle
00:19:32
school in Ann Arbor. That's greatness.
00:19:35
Yeah, University of Michigan is there.
00:19:37
And he led the police on an hour long chase and he hit 10 parked
00:19:43
cars. That's great.
00:19:45
During the pursuit. Oh my.
00:19:47
Gosh, so the truck and the forklift, it weighed like, I
00:19:51
don't know, 20 lbs or something or something?
00:19:54
Like 5 miles an hour. No, no, it said.
00:19:56
They were up to speeds of 15 to 20 miles an.
00:19:59
Hour okay. He got that bitch going then.
00:20:01
He did, and there was a call. Police were called to the school
00:20:05
because they watched their student run out, get in and take
00:20:09
off on this forklift. Did anybody have that on camera?
00:20:12
Can you imagine how? Slow, that is I I'm seeing still
00:20:15
shots. I'll show you later.
00:20:16
Maybe I'll finally start posting again.
00:20:18
So, I mean, were the cops running next to it?
00:20:20
Stop. Hold on.
00:20:22
OK, I'm sorry. Don't steal your Thunder, he.
00:20:25
Well, they were upset, apparently because he was
00:20:28
driving down the street with this without the headlights on.
00:20:31
Of course, yeah. That's where it gets that,
00:20:33
that's that's that's a problem. That's dangerous.
00:20:35
Yeah. So with emergency lights and
00:20:38
sirens, officers pursued the vehicle.
00:20:43
I just pictured this. Holy shit.
00:20:46
The police force was quoted in saying this was a very dangerous
00:20:49
situation that could that could have easily ended with serious
00:20:54
injuries. The incident remains an active
00:20:57
and ongoing criminal investigation.
00:20:59
Well, of course. OK.
00:21:01
All right. A criminal investigation.
00:21:04
Imagine this. OK, this is where it got me if
00:21:08
it hadn't already. There was footage released by
00:21:11
the police and I had. I have not listened to it.
00:21:13
So I admit that there's an officer that can be heard
00:21:17
yelling at the boy pull over. Now he's lowering his hooks.
00:21:22
He's letting the boys like lowering the fork hooks.
00:21:27
And he was yelling at one of his colleagues not to get in front
00:21:31
of the fork. I can't.
00:21:35
How fast do those things come down?
00:21:37
Very. Fast sounds like complete chaos.
00:21:39
Can you imagine these officers like circling this thing and the
00:21:43
little boy's just like going and like probably flipping the
00:21:47
forklifts like up and down and up and guys are tight he's he's
00:21:51
warning his don't go in front. I mean it just sounds like it
00:21:56
sounds like this. Can't.
00:21:57
It sounds like this couldn't possibly be made-up, and it
00:22:01
wasn't. It actually happened.
00:22:03
Did it say why the kid took it? Or, I mean, was he?
00:22:05
Just, I don't know. He's.
00:22:06
Acting out. He says his identity wasn't
00:22:09
released because he was a minor taken into custody and he was in
00:22:13
He now he's in a juvenile detention center.
00:22:16
I'd be bragging about that to everybody.
00:22:18
They stopped. They stopped the pursuit.
00:22:19
An hour and they finally an. Hour Really.
00:22:22
Just before 8:00 PM when the child stopped driving and got
00:22:25
out. He's like, I keep hitting the
00:22:30
mic. I'm so he just, he's like, all
00:22:31
right, this is fun. I'm done.
00:22:34
Time for dinner? Well, I'm trying to picture this
00:22:36
because it's like this thing, like you said, 15 to 20 miles an
00:22:39
hour. How do you not get a cop car on
00:22:41
each side? Because it's not going off
00:22:42
roading. Those things are low, so they're
00:22:45
not going off roading on it. So I had to be on the street.
00:22:47
So how do you just not block him up to a curb or something?
00:22:49
I just feel like he would. He's 12.
00:22:52
I feel like he just would have plowed.
00:22:54
There's no plowing. And 40 miles an hour, I mean,
00:22:57
that's schools. I mean that's still going not.
00:22:59
Too bad. I mean, a forklift is not gonna
00:23:02
plow over a cop. Car over it, but it would damage
00:23:05
it or you. Could damage it, but yeah, it's
00:23:06
like you park it three cars around it, it's not going.
00:23:09
Anywhere I think they're saying we should be able to get this
00:23:13
thing under control without damaging one of our squad cars.
00:23:18
Yet he damaged how many cars? You said 7 or 8.
00:23:21
Or 10:10. Cars.
00:23:23
Cars. But that's not the police
00:23:25
department's. Well, maybe.
00:23:27
I guess no. Who?
00:23:29
Whose fault is that? I guess the the family of the of
00:23:32
the of the boy can. You imagine that insurance call.
00:23:34
I need to file a claim. Yeah, a forklift took out my
00:23:40
12:00. Year old and a forklift hit my
00:23:42
car, I swear. The cops were chasing him.
00:23:45
Like, I swear. Would you laugh about that or
00:23:47
would you be pissed if your car got damaged?
00:23:50
I God, I don't know the answer to that.
00:23:52
I don't want to know. See, part of me who thinks I
00:23:54
would be laughing too hard. I I would love to make that
00:23:57
phone call to my insurance. If it was covered and it was
00:23:59
like something minor, but if it was like major to my car because
00:24:03
I mean like give me that little, that little.
00:24:04
Because at what point do you say OK cops?
00:24:06
Why didn't you block this fucking forklift with your car
00:24:09
and damage one police car? And the city?
00:24:11
The city will pay for that right?
00:24:14
Well, I guess if you're paying taxes, you're paying for it
00:24:16
still. So, but not as much.
00:24:18
Anyway, this story needs to go on no further.
00:24:22
I I just felt like you should know that there's some Ann Arbor
00:24:25
chaos going on with forklifts and 12 year old.
00:24:29
OK, so. Since I fucked up the order.
00:24:31
Why don't you go ahead, 'cause we each had a couple stories and
00:24:34
we're excited to tell them because this is what we do.
00:24:37
If you if you now are not having a little bit more uplifted night
00:24:44
after hearing that story and your smile on your face, then
00:24:49
then we're probably not this show.
00:24:50
You need to go listen to some serious bullshit, which we try
00:24:53
and do also, but not tonight, Not tonight.
00:24:56
Go ahead, let's just you have another story and from from the
00:25:02
basic headline that you told me, I'm excited to hear it.
00:25:04
So let's go. So I don't know if you know
00:25:06
this, but Japan, Our brothers in Japan have a love.
00:25:11
Japan have a loneliness epidemic?
00:25:16
Well, yeah. Well, you did a story about
00:25:18
this. Hold on.
00:25:20
I know you're. I know you're antsy, but you did
00:25:22
a story about this, right? Yeah.
00:25:23
Where they Where they had stuffed animals.
00:25:25
At restaurants, yeah, if you're by yourself.
00:25:27
It was kind of like their support animal, except it was
00:25:29
stuffed. Yeah, which I don't know.
00:25:32
Which I still think about sitting across little eating a
00:25:34
little sushi, you know, at a restaurant with chopsticks like,
00:25:38
you know, can I have some of that soy sauce baby to the.
00:25:41
Big panda or whatever. Yeah, hold on.
00:25:43
You got some on your face. Let.
00:25:45
Me get that with a napkin. So yeah, it says.
00:25:47
It's OK. So you've got another story
00:25:49
about loneliness. In Japan, so.
00:25:51
It can't top, they can't top stuffed animal.
00:25:54
OK so in Japan it says 1.5 millionaire are classified are
00:25:59
classed as social loners. OK, hence the stuffed animal
00:26:03
companions. Yeah, so this was according to a
00:26:07
government survey. As a result, there has been a
00:26:09
rise in popularity of websites No Shit offering a solution to
00:26:14
those who struggle to form intimate relationships.
00:26:17
OK. Which is, I mean, I don't mean
00:26:20
to say it, but I mean, Trey, you've experienced a few of
00:26:23
those. At the website and so.
00:26:25
I mean, I have to Tinder and all those.
00:26:28
Is that what you're talking about?
00:26:29
Well, kind of this one. Kind of.
00:26:32
This one gives you fake girlfriends and boyfriends for
00:26:35
rent. Fake.
00:26:37
Wait, wait. Fake what?
00:26:40
What do you mean fake? Like fake people.
00:26:42
Well, that's what I was thinking too.
00:26:43
I was thinking we're we're going into the rag, dolls, the
00:26:46
animals. But now it it says that like for
00:26:49
instance it lists Nagi as being available for rent ¥12 or
00:26:55
$80.00 for two hours. ¥12 equals $80.00, yeah.
00:27:00
Jesus, and it says. You go out for a 100, I'm
00:27:02
thinking. 40 bucks an hour just to go with some lonely person.
00:27:05
I could do that. So this is essentially an escort
00:27:08
service. Wow.
00:27:10
Except they're they're they're they're going to be girlfriends
00:27:12
and boyfriends, right? They're for two.
00:27:14
Hours, yeah. For.
00:27:15
Two hour What do they have to do?
00:27:18
So this one she says in her bio that she makes bread and sweets
00:27:21
and watches anime on her days off.
00:27:24
Bread and sweets. And that she is calm.
00:27:27
So I guess that's important, to have one that is calm.
00:27:29
I don't know. I I think I would want one
00:27:31
that's a little crazy, you know? Yeah, it doesn't, Trey.
00:27:34
If it said calm next to it, he'd be like she's.
00:27:36
Out. Yeah, I need some craziness.
00:27:38
Do you get to? Select.
00:27:39
I mean, do they have profiles? Yes, yes.
00:27:42
So there are profiles that it shows on here.
00:27:44
I can't read them what? Would what would What would you
00:27:46
be looking for in a fake girlfriend?
00:27:47
Trey, do you know? Have you?
00:27:50
So let's go back. So going off her bio, she makes
00:27:52
bread and sweets. That's not bad.
00:27:54
But what's I like this kind of sweets.
00:27:57
Chocolates. Cake.
00:27:59
Why bread and sweets? I don't.
00:28:01
Understand the bread and sweets, Yeah, although that's a lot of
00:28:04
carbs, so I need to have to. Go to the gym.
00:28:06
She needs to work. That carbs off of me.
00:28:08
The watching anime that turns me off.
00:28:10
I don't think I would do that. So because I don't know what
00:28:13
the. Yeah, I'm not a big.
00:28:14
Anime. If your girlfriend was hot
00:28:15
enough, you'd watch some fucking anime.
00:28:17
You know that, I guess so that's.
00:28:18
Your fake girlfriend. What would be her name?
00:28:20
Dre. Would you name her?
00:28:22
A fake girlfriend? Yeah, you're going to be.
00:28:25
She's Japanese. You're like you're Betty.
00:28:28
Now I need something like the Veronica like sky.
00:28:32
Oh, you oh, you see, you want a stripper.
00:28:34
You're. Going to be Sky tonight.
00:28:37
Sky, you're going to be bubbles. Bubbles yeah, so this, this.
00:28:42
YouTube tried out the service, paying $400.00 for rental, and
00:28:46
it says for rental and activities with Erie, who
00:28:49
explains in her bio that she's shallow and that most of her
00:28:53
conversations burst until after. Oh, what kind of bullshit is
00:28:57
that? She's shallow and funny.
00:28:59
Or she thinks she's funny. Oh, says she.
00:29:03
She adds that she likes cafe tours, shopping, and alcohol.
00:29:08
This YouTube said after the date.
00:29:10
It was the most ridiculous expensive date I've ever had,
00:29:13
but we enjoyed it and it's still cheaper than having an actual
00:29:16
girlfriend. What?
00:29:18
What? So I guess if you.
00:29:20
So you're saying he's only got 2 hours of of of financial A?
00:29:24
$100 so I hope he got more than two hours out of this.
00:29:27
And again, does she have to do anything sexually?
00:29:30
I haven't seen anything yet, so it says women looking for male
00:29:33
companions. So it doesn't happen the other
00:29:35
way. One of these days, Trey will
00:29:36
read the article before he gets to the show.
00:29:38
Could. Could rent.
00:29:40
That's not how I roll. That's not true.
00:29:41
You know what I. Found this while I was driving
00:29:43
over here. Rent a 34 year old to Kihiro So
00:29:49
Tanaka. Sure, sure, from ¥7000, so $46
00:29:54
per hour, said. The sites are clear that they're
00:29:57
selling companionship, and each day comes with a strict set of
00:30:01
rules. For example, contact is made not
00:30:03
via personal mobile phones, but through the website Do's and
00:30:07
don'ts must be adhered to. For example, the aforementioned
00:30:11
Erie makes it clear on her blog that hand holding is only OK on
00:30:15
a second date hand. Holding.
00:30:17
Along with swimming. What?
00:30:21
You got to be shitting me. First off hand holding.
00:30:24
What do we mean 6th grade Yes. So in swimming was she she anti
00:30:29
swimming? But this So the good thing is
00:30:32
hold. On hold on, she's gonna, Can you
00:30:37
imagine the guys like, I'd like to go swim on the first date?
00:30:39
He's like going to go swimming. She's like, fuck you, you didn't
00:30:41
read the damn disclaimer. Do not read my BIOS.
00:30:44
No Swimming, No. Swimming on the first date,
00:30:46
second date and then you can hold my hand on the second date.
00:30:49
Under the water. But he said that she did agree
00:30:53
to a second date for free. Oh, good for her.
00:30:55
So this YouTube got got yeah, but did.
00:30:59
She do that because she liked him like she was hoping.
00:31:02
Maybe it's like, all right, well.
00:31:03
Maybe she likes swimming and she's like, you know what I
00:31:06
really need to get to this second day.
00:31:07
She wanted to get there, yeah. So yeah.
00:31:10
I can't think of a reason you would outlaw swimming on a.
00:31:13
First day Japan. I don't know.
00:31:15
Yeah, maybe that's an intimate. Interesting over there.
00:31:17
Yeah, they don't intimate like maybe because you'd see each
00:31:20
other in swim swimwear. Yeah, very true.
00:31:24
Well, never mind. I was.
00:31:28
I was what would we wear on our first dates Over if if you and I
00:31:33
went over to Japan on a on a part of our world tour, which
00:31:36
we're gonna start at some point and we rented some girlfriends
00:31:41
just for two hours because I I think we'd be allowed to do
00:31:44
that. We.
00:31:44
Need about 10 minutes I think. We're looking to.
00:31:48
Do for another. Hour and 50 minutes.
00:31:50
I wonder if that's the reason, though.
00:31:52
I bet. I bet it is.
00:31:53
I bet they don't want to get in swimsuits on the first day.
00:31:55
All right, well, that's fantastic.
00:31:56
Fake day, interesting. I mean, essentially, dude, it's
00:31:59
kind of like, it's kind of like just having a a escort here,
00:32:04
'cause you. I think you.
00:32:05
I think we've done it. You can call and say, all right,
00:32:10
I need you for an hour or hour and a half.
00:32:11
We're going to go to an event. I need the girlfriend
00:32:14
experience. I need girlfriend experience and
00:32:18
so I've heard upfront. I I swear I don't know this
00:32:23
because it I am curious about it.
00:32:26
Not for again, not because I want to, but I just.
00:32:31
I'm very curious what the girlfriend experience entails.
00:32:34
Like if the girl likes you, does she go ahead and and and
00:32:37
whatever? Or is it just kind of a there's
00:32:39
no obligations? Does her pimp act like her dad
00:32:42
you? Know what I mean?
00:32:44
What are your intentions with my girl?
00:32:46
Yeah, Or he He picks them up from the movies.
00:32:48
Yeah, in the station wagon. Pointing a gun to make sure you
00:32:52
pay. Right, but it shows like that.
00:32:56
You think things are like ven mode these days?
00:32:58
Cash app? Or do you still have to go old
00:33:00
school with the cash so there's no paper trail asking for a
00:33:04
friend? I I would imagine there's some
00:33:08
way to get by on electronically because I can't imagine
00:33:11
everybody's got cash for that situation.
00:33:13
Got you. That would be my guess.
00:33:15
We'll talk after the show. Second question, how how would I
00:33:19
get into a business like that? Do I have to build a client?
00:33:22
How do I build a client? Should we?
00:33:23
Do a Stay in the Gray Podcast dating service for fake
00:33:29
boyfriends. Yeah, Rent tray, How much would
00:33:32
I go for for an hour? Like 10 bucks.
00:33:36
What's minimum wage? Poor minimum wage here at the.
00:33:41
11:50. Stay in the Great Podcast Any
00:33:44
listener out there that can give us a a a price point for Trey
00:33:49
per hour or or or is it a minimum of two hours?
00:33:53
Male or female, yes. Well, which one would you which
00:33:59
Which one would you go for less? Well.
00:34:07
Any. OK, well, look, we're not AI,
00:34:09
Will. Hold a hand and swim on the
00:34:11
first date. You'll swim.
00:34:13
OK. See.
00:34:13
I'm. I was thinking I wouldn't swim
00:34:15
on the 1st. I'm going to swim on the first
00:34:16
date. We're not watching anime,
00:34:18
though. Yeah I don't think yeah no
00:34:21
anime. OK anybody that has a a a price
00:34:24
point for Trey let us know and and me even because look if you
00:34:29
just want a first date that you know I is not going to cross the
00:34:31
line my wife will probably be happy.
00:34:33
She'll be like get him out of here, take him out for a little
00:34:37
few hours, get him out a few hours and and I can go and get
00:34:40
my nails done and you can entertain him.
00:34:42
So he doesn't he he'll shut up. Just for Yeah, it has to be a
00:34:46
football Sunday, too. Yeah, that will, right.
00:34:49
Go somewhere. So Trey and I have, we have
00:34:52
stipulations if you're going to take us out on a Sunday, it's
00:34:54
got to be somewhere where the football games are.
00:34:56
Yeah. And and we only go in as a
00:34:58
package deal. There has to be two of you or
00:35:02
one of you. Trey and I will talk about those
00:35:05
rules. Yeah.
00:35:06
Eyes open, Eyes open or shut. We'll see.
00:35:12
Yeah, what if things cross? Yeah.
00:35:15
Then. Then I shut.
00:35:16
I shut. That was a definitely a funny
00:35:19
Friends episode. I don't want to.
00:35:21
I don't want to rip them off. Yeah.
00:35:23
OK, well, that was a funny story, Japan.
00:35:26
We got to figure out how to get you less lonely.
00:35:29
Right. I mean, there's a ton of people
00:35:31
over there, right? Tokyo is the biggest.
00:35:35
Look, people douchebag YouTube commenters tell me I'm wrong.
00:35:40
I think Tokyo is the largest city in the world.
00:35:46
OK, you're neither agreeing or. You sound pretty confident with
00:35:49
that comment, so I'm gonna go back.
00:35:51
I'm gonna back here. Yeah, largest country in the
00:35:53
world. Question.
00:35:55
Who put the question mark? Mark Anyway, Japan.
00:35:59
I still think that the stuffed animal thing at the table might.
00:36:03
I don't know. I think that might battle that
00:36:05
and when as far as weirdness. What happens if she shows up and
00:36:09
you're sitting there with a stuffed animal?
00:36:10
Does that turn her off or is she cool with that?
00:36:13
Kind of become a weird thing? That's a great.
00:36:14
Question. I feel like this is all the the
00:36:17
stuff you just sign off on before you, you know, you're
00:36:19
just like, I don't want to read all this, I'm going to sign it.
00:36:22
There's probably a section about stuffed animal.
00:36:24
Yeah. Usage you have.
00:36:25
To dress up like a stuffed animal or something, too.
00:36:28
I'll do that. Let's get Let's get freaky.
00:36:32
No, no, no, no. I definitely not.
00:36:34
No, I I I would love for you to do that.
00:36:37
It's an extra 225 an hour, but I'll do it.
00:36:41
Just to specify it extra $2.25. $2.20. $0.05 not 200 and.
00:36:45
That's added to the 1150 of the base rate.
00:36:48
Is it minimum wage 11:50? I don't know, but you're 1150.
00:36:52
You've decided. 115225 if yeah. Tell you what, you might not
00:36:59
even need this podcast to go anywhere.
00:37:01
You just. Start my own business.
00:37:03
Be a fake boyfriend. Do.
00:37:04
Some weird shit? Well, that'd be some fun
00:37:07
stories. You wouldn't swim very much
00:37:08
though, no. Well, unless people liked you,
00:37:13
yeah. Although you could do swimming
00:37:16
on the third date. You could say I'm not doing it
00:37:17
till the 3rd date if you didn't want to get into that swimsuit.
00:37:20
Play a little hard to get, oh. Yeah.
00:37:21
Well, yeah. I have my third date bathing
00:37:23
suit and then it gets less and less 4th date, 5th date and I'm
00:37:27
in a thong by the OK. I want you to stop right there
00:37:31
because I don't want to hear anymore, OK?
00:37:37
I'm going to take us away from there.
00:37:41
There are so many jokes to that story and it's just I just, I
00:37:44
just feel bad for people that feel that they need to call and
00:37:50
have a fake girl or boyfriend. And I and I get it.
00:37:55
Don't get me wrong. You know maybe what if they had
00:37:57
a breakup and they're just like, you know, I want it's been a
00:38:00
month. I'm.
00:38:01
I don't feel like going out and dealing with it.
00:38:03
Let's just call somebody and then they can come over and the
00:38:07
whole girlfriend boyfriend experience like, oh, hey, hey,
00:38:10
babe. I brought you dinner.
00:38:12
Or you know what I mean? Like, maybe there's more to it
00:38:14
than that, and I feel bad for those people, but I choose to
00:38:18
picture it like the funny stuff. I would love.
00:38:22
Anime with a stuffed animal and and no swimming.
00:38:25
I wish. We could have.
00:38:26
I wish a listener was like, Oh yeah, I've been to Japan.
00:38:28
I've seen the stuffed animals, or now that I've heard this on
00:38:32
the show, I actually saw this when I went to Japan.
00:38:34
So I have a feeling we can get to Japan and see this.
00:38:37
I have a feeling we're supposed to go there.
00:38:39
We're not sitting at the same table because I want a stuffed
00:38:41
animal at my table. Well, well, of course not.
00:38:43
We'll be near. We'll be Incognito.
00:38:47
Incognito. The only two white Honkeys
00:38:49
there. Where's our stuffed animal?
00:38:53
They'll be like, why are there two?
00:38:54
There just happens to be two and they keep smiling at each other.
00:38:59
I wonder if I wonder if they know each other.
00:39:01
Well, it's it's actually a place I've been wanting to go.
00:39:04
I'm not absolutely. In all seriousness, I would love
00:39:06
to see Japan and Tokyo and and you know Mount Fuji and the
00:39:09
whole the whole, the whole thing.
00:39:10
They've got some. Mr. Fuji.
00:39:12
Yeah, yeah, him too. Get some good golf courses and
00:39:14
all that. So do they.
00:39:15
Really. They do.
00:39:16
Are you fucking with me? No.
00:39:18
They have great golf courses. So, shit, I'm looking.
00:39:20
In all seriousness, Trey and I do want to go.
00:39:22
And so now we have real reasons to go and then and like, but
00:39:27
seriously, we'll go there, seriously, play some golf, go,
00:39:30
and and all of a sudden we'll see stuff in and we'll go, this
00:39:32
is real. Like, right now when we do this
00:39:35
kind of news, it feels like it's like, just funny.
00:39:37
Yeah, but now you're telling me this is real shit.
00:39:40
This is real shit. Can we get like I'm ¥12 an
00:39:44
hour? Yeah, what's up with the
00:39:47
conversion rate? ¥12 is like 40 bucks.
00:39:50
Yeah, so they're gonna, they're gonna be like, I'm ¥3
00:39:53
and it's like, where's it 5 grand?
00:39:55
Shit. Divide that by three.
00:39:58
It's only 6 bucks. Yeah.
00:40:01
All right. I'm moving on.
00:40:03
I've talked about Japan enough. I love Japanese listeners.
00:40:06
So how about we talk about some witches?
00:40:08
All right. Witches.
00:40:10
That's witches. Not bitches.
00:40:11
Witches. Witches got it.
00:40:14
OK, so this is close to home. Oh shit, am I scaring you?
00:40:19
Yeah. It's it's close to home and it's
00:40:23
in the Gulf. Apparently there are what are
00:40:29
they called witch bottles that are washing up on Texas beaches.
00:40:34
Interesting Witch bottles, Witch.
00:40:36
Bottles and I made some notes 'cause I I read the articles
00:40:40
before the show. OK, I like it.
00:40:43
You may try it sometime. Maybe.
00:40:45
So they are apparently filled with I'll I'll cut to the end,
00:40:52
They're filled with curses and spells.
00:40:55
Oh cool. And they have this gooseneck
00:41:02
Barnacle stuff that they call it.
00:41:04
I I I'm not even gonna pretend I know what that is.
00:41:06
But they that's what they said it was.
00:41:08
Gooseneck Barnacle. And it's like growth algae shit.
00:41:12
You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I thought.
00:41:14
It was like a witch. No, no.
00:41:16
This is outside the bottle. Oh, OK, go ahead.
00:41:18
That proves. And it dates back hundreds of
00:41:20
years. No shit.
00:41:21
So what they're saying is this is like 16th and 17th century
00:41:25
bullshit, which is when all the witches were.
00:41:27
OK. Thought to be here.
00:41:29
And they're starting to wash up, so you think it's from a ship
00:41:33
that got. I don't bear well.
00:41:35
That's the point is what they're saying is they found like six of
00:41:38
these things over the last couple years in Texas beaches.
00:41:42
And it's this gentleman named Jay Tunnel and his name's out
00:41:45
there. So I'm not throwing him out
00:41:46
there. And he works for like the Gulf
00:41:48
of Mexico studies, he does some sort of program in.
00:41:52
Wildlife Conservation. Studies the I don't think it's
00:41:56
that, but he he studies the beach, you know, regions and
00:42:01
the, you know what, I'm not even going to try.
00:42:04
He studies something about the Gulf of Mexico.
00:42:06
OK And so he found these in his crew.
00:42:12
And there are what happened is, is the witches would put or
00:42:16
people, I'm sorry, people would put objects inside the bottles
00:42:19
and seal the bottles. And they were supposed to keep
00:42:23
the curses and spells away. They were like getting them away
00:42:27
from them. So they put objects like iron
00:42:30
nails, fingernail clippings. Oh, of course, chunks of human
00:42:34
hair. And the idea was that they were
00:42:38
trying to get rid of the dark magic.
00:42:39
And these were like, this was believed to be a way to do it is
00:42:44
to put this in, send it out and get it out of there, Get it out
00:42:47
of their hometown, throw it in the water.
00:42:50
And they said it can be from anywhere in the world.
00:42:52
Because this belief system wasn't just limited to like, you
00:42:56
know how we we think of Salem, like the witch trials of Salem.
00:42:59
It wasn't just Salem. Apparently this was like a
00:43:02
worldwide it could be from anywhere.
00:43:04
It's like Minnesota. You know went up the went up the
00:43:08
Saint Lawrence River through Canada and around back down down
00:43:11
the no, I'm thinking I was thinking like across the
00:43:13
Atlantic or something or Australia or but there are some
00:43:17
had sticks and leaves in the bottle in the bottle types of
00:43:22
vegetation so that's you wouldn't be interested in that.
00:43:27
Especially if it's been in a. Bottle for Yeah.
00:43:30
So I don't know. I mean, what is it like a piece
00:43:32
of fucking broccoli is a spell or something and they put it in
00:43:35
the bottle or I don't get it. So why are they opening the
00:43:39
bottle if that's what they're not?
00:43:40
Oh, they're not? OK, good.
00:43:41
They can see it. OK, so how do they know it's?
00:43:43
Well, because this is what the folklore is, That's what they're
00:43:47
saying is that when you find a bottle with all these things,
00:43:51
that's what that's meaning. There's, they found out they've
00:43:54
based on Research Tray. Gotcha.
00:43:56
Keep up. But that's the point.
00:43:58
So Tunnel, this guy named Tunnel, Jace, Tunnel, or Tennell
00:44:02
or whatever his name is, he won't open them.
00:44:04
He's like, I'm not kidding near that shit.
00:44:06
His wife won't allow them in the house.
00:44:08
That's good. Yeah.
00:44:09
I wouldn't do that either. I wouldn't even allow them on
00:44:11
my. Property.
00:44:12
They're saying that if you open that, that dark magic comes out.
00:44:17
As I hit the mic, Oh, that was a sign And and so I just thought
00:44:21
it this was interesting because it's it's just kind of like do
00:44:27
you buy it do you believe this? Well, I'm curious.
00:44:30
Does have have witches come down to check this stuff out or to
00:44:35
verify its legitimacy? According to the story no quote
00:44:41
UN quote, witch has come out and said give me my you know this is
00:44:45
legit or you know whatever I I haven't there nothing like
00:44:51
that's been said. But what they're saying is that
00:44:54
this was from back a long time ago into where I guess current
00:44:59
witches wouldn't wouldn't know. I don't know.
00:45:02
I don't know. So what do they do with these
00:45:04
bottles now? Are they locked up somewhere, in
00:45:06
a museum or in a? All of these are great
00:45:11
questions. OK, this article did not answer.
00:45:14
That oh, OK, I would find out. I would think that they are in,
00:45:21
let's just say, I think they're in like laboratories.
00:45:24
Oh, OK. That's, that's what I would
00:45:26
think. What would you think?
00:45:27
Like a forensic office? Sure, yeah.
00:45:30
And whoever has the balls or. Or lady parts.
00:45:35
Lady parts to uncork that motherfucker, I mean.
00:45:41
'Cause I guess you can only get so much off the outside of the
00:45:43
bottle. So at some point do you think,
00:45:46
OK, this is bullshit? Let me open it.
00:45:47
Up. Well, that's what I'm saying.
00:45:48
The outside has proven that it's been hundreds of years, which
00:45:51
makes sense because the whole witchcraft thing was 16th and
00:45:55
17th century. That was kind of like the known
00:45:58
time period, not just here, but everywhere.
00:46:00
Europe, Huge deal. I act like I'm all.
00:46:05
I know all about it. Yeah huge deal in Europe.
00:46:09
And so I think that's what what they're saying is that this
00:46:11
predates to that and it's been proven by the barnacles on the
00:46:16
outside of the bottle. Gotcha.
00:46:18
And people I I know a lot of people that would talk a big
00:46:22
game and say, oh, I'd open that shit.
00:46:24
This is all horseshit, right? I.
00:46:26
Would. I don't think I would either and
00:46:29
I think it's like, why would you force it?
00:46:31
Like, what if? I mean I just said earlier on
00:46:33
the show, I like to be open, except about rag doll marriages
00:46:37
and gender reveals. What if the rag doll girl wanted
00:46:41
an abortion? Would she be allowed to have?
00:46:45
One, yeah, I mean people. Would people support that or
00:46:47
would there be protests? Interesting topic for the
00:46:50
another another show. Another show?
00:46:51
Yeah, Ragdoll. I just thought of that portions.
00:46:57
So anyway, I I just thought it was interesting and I think that
00:47:01
I want somebody to open one of these bottles and I wanna see
00:47:03
what happens. Would you side note?
00:47:05
Would you stay at a haunted house overnight if you knew it
00:47:08
was haunted? Well, who's telling me it's
00:47:11
haunted? Do I know?
00:47:12
I mean, do I know that it's quote, UN quote, literally
00:47:15
haunted? Yes.
00:47:19
OK, then probably no. How?
00:47:22
I don't know. I I when I think haunted, I
00:47:24
think of creepy shit. I don't think of like a friendly
00:47:27
person. Hey, I'm a ghost.
00:47:29
Like I'm gonna bang you. I'm I'm not gonna lie when we
00:47:32
were at what's. It called something Filia the
00:47:36
ghost thing. Sure they Filia.
00:47:40
Probably can't remember from our last show I.
00:47:43
I I remember when we were at at your at your wedding at the
00:47:46
castle. I I know shit.
00:47:48
There was a couple times that it was hard to sleep because I was
00:47:50
wondering, am I going to wake up and see some shit because this
00:47:52
is a castle? Well, I gave you.
00:47:54
I gave you the haunted room. Did you really?
00:47:57
Yes. No, motherfucker.
00:47:59
No. I don't know.
00:48:00
So I don't know. I mean, I had three different
00:48:03
ghosts blowing me, and it was. And it was my wedding night, so
00:48:07
that's what that was. And again, my new bride was
00:48:10
like, thank God, 'cause I can go to sleep.
00:48:13
I'm just kidding. I think I was actually streaming
00:48:16
football from across the sea. The Aggie game, yeah.
00:48:20
Anyway, this How did I go from which Which spells in a bottle
00:48:28
to ragdoll abortion, to my and my and then to my beautiful
00:48:34
wife. Yeah, falling in how we roll.
00:48:38
OK, let's move on. I hope everybody enjoyed
00:48:41
tonight, 'cause it was just a bunch of fun and it was stories.
00:48:44
And Trey and I are obsessed with these stories.
00:48:47
It's just like it. This is real stuff out there.
00:48:49
This isn't We're not making, We're not like, well, let's make
00:48:52
up a story about a rag doll in Japan, this or or wherever this.
00:48:55
Where were they? That was just no.
00:48:58
The rag doll. The rag doll.
00:48:59
She was in Brazil, in Brazil and the we're not making this up.
00:49:03
This happened. This is real people.
00:49:05
This woman is now living in her insane asylum with with her rag
00:49:11
doll husband and two children. Exact.
00:49:12
So next time you're in Brazil, you see this woman carrying
00:49:15
around a bunch of rag doll stuffed animals.
00:49:16
Let the authorities know because she has escaped.
00:49:19
You're like shit. I heard about her on the show.
00:49:20
Yeah, Boom. You're welcome.
00:49:22
When you're in Japan, you're going to see stuffed animals,
00:49:24
you're going to see people that are acting like they're in
00:49:26
relationships. And they're not.
00:49:28
If they're swimming, you know they've gone beyond one date.
00:49:30
On the first day, if they're holding hands, yeah, they're.
00:49:32
Holding hands so So it was a fun show and we're going to.
00:49:37
Hey, we're not done yet. No, no, I know.
00:49:39
But I have a feeling we're going to lose a few people here.
00:49:42
Yeah. Hey, we're keeping the Texas
00:49:45
down. I'm just kidding.
00:49:46
Here we go. We're going to continue on.
00:49:49
Anybody that hasn't listened is is behind a little bit.
00:49:53
We're doing what each state in our lovely United States is
00:49:59
worst at worst at Yes. Did I say that correct?
00:50:01
Yep. And we're all the way into the
00:50:03
TS now, is that right? Yeah.
00:50:05
What are we starting with? We're starting with Tennessee.
00:50:08
Tennessee Something about Davy Crockett or a?
00:50:11
I'm actually kind of this was kind of an interesting one.
00:50:14
It says most dangerous and it says we're talking straight up.
00:50:18
Keep your head on a swivel. Dangerous, so keep this in mind.
00:50:21
Whoa, we have that. OK, go ahead.
00:50:25
That could be anything. Really, Tennessee I.
00:50:27
Didn't, no. But what are they talking about?
00:50:29
Animals. Humans.
00:50:30
I guess they need to be a little bit more. 12 year olds on
00:50:33
forklifts, like what are they talking about?
00:50:34
I mean, they said don't bother visiting the state if this
00:50:37
concerns you. So I'm like, I mean, it's a
00:50:40
pretty picture of a city too. I don't get it.
00:50:42
Most dangerous. I've been to Tennessee a lot.
00:50:45
Really. Well, I have known people that
00:50:48
have been in lived in Nashville. Oh, I guess I have been to
00:50:51
Nashville. Once, yeah, I've I've driven
00:50:53
through Memphis, which, sorry Memphis listeners, but it's it's
00:50:58
known to be a little bit shady. Sketchy.
00:51:01
I I exited one night off of the highway because of a of a detour
00:51:05
and some construction. And boy, I tell you what I I
00:51:09
turned around in a church parking lot, no lights and about
00:51:12
75 people. We're just sitting in the
00:51:15
parking lot with like one car. Like, hey, guys.
00:51:19
Yeah. And I was turning around and
00:51:21
they're just kind of like, who's this?
00:51:22
And I was like, oh, this is, this is where it ends.
00:51:25
This is where. And I got, I got the hell out of
00:51:28
there. So I Memphis has a weird spot.
00:51:31
But other than that, there seems to be some really nice areas,
00:51:36
yes. Everywhere's got some rough?
00:51:37
Here. But I mean to the word though,
00:51:39
OK, OK, Next move on, Tennessee. Don't fucking go there.
00:51:44
Next one is Texas. You've been waiting for this,
00:51:48
and I have a feeling it's going to disappoint.
00:51:50
It is, yeah. Go ahead.
00:51:52
Fewest high school graduates per capita.
00:51:54
OH. Wow, that's that's that.
00:51:59
Like hurts. That's not even a funny bad one.
00:52:02
That's like, oh shit. Says in this state less than 80%
00:52:06
have a high school diploma. That can't be true.
00:52:09
Resulting in Texas being the only state that dips below 80%.
00:52:12
That can't really 80%? Is it because the state's so
00:52:17
big? Maybe I don't.
00:52:18
I don't know. Well, I don't know.
00:52:21
There's not that many people outside the cities.
00:52:23
I mean there, it's a big state, but 80%?
00:52:27
That's a big number. Now now I've it's brought up in
00:52:31
a whole other issue I want to get, I want to research is why?
00:52:34
Less than 80%. That sucks.
00:52:36
Like that brought me down. We've been waiting to get to
00:52:38
Texas for how many days? All right.
00:52:41
We got to fix that people. Because I, I, I, I dabbled in in
00:52:45
education as part of my part of my education in college.
00:52:50
It was part of my degree plan and the idea was is, is to try
00:52:56
and improve things and to get things going for Texas again.
00:53:00
And apparently that is not not the case.
00:53:04
Not at all. That sucks, man.
00:53:06
Move on. Damn.
00:53:08
Utah. I can only imagine.
00:53:12
This is ridiculous. So we go from the stupidest
00:53:14
state to the nerdiest state. Yeah, well.
00:53:17
Says Here's a study calculated based on public Facebook likes
00:53:21
Utah is actually the most openly nerdy state.
00:53:26
But why Facebook likes? Maybe just some of the pages?
00:53:30
That they like, that they like things.
00:53:33
Like like some Pokémon shit. Pokémon.
00:53:37
Oh, you're talking about like when they did the whole Pokémon,
00:53:39
they go find, yeah, they go find.
00:53:41
That dude I had, I had so many people that were the, the people
00:53:45
that I would least think would go do that.
00:53:49
And they were all into it. And this is up in Maine.
00:53:52
And then it was like, hold on, dude, I'll be back in a little
00:53:54
bit. I'm like, where the fuck are you
00:53:55
going? Oh, I got so and so over here at
00:53:58
this location. This and I'm like.
00:54:00
Dude, we're in the middle of we're in the middle of dinner.
00:54:02
I'll. Be right back.
00:54:05
Yeah, hold on. Give me 30 minutes.
00:54:06
Thirty minutes anyway. Anyway, OK, well next one.
00:54:10
All right. Next one please.
00:54:12
Vermont. This is interesting, aren't you?
00:54:16
Don't you have some? Weren't you up there in that?
00:54:19
Area. I mean, I've driven through it
00:54:21
and have some friends that were from there, but other than that?
00:54:25
Well, they party hard. It says most illicit drug use.
00:54:30
I would never have guessed that Said, there's not.
00:54:32
I mean, there's not many people there.
00:54:35
Go ahead. Vermont's love for illegal
00:54:36
substances could have something to do with the fact that also
00:54:39
the state with the fewest children, its residents, have
00:54:43
now reached an age where they realize that life can be painful
00:54:50
at least. So they're so hard.
00:54:52
Well, it doesn't sound like a party.
00:54:53
It sounds like a a some sort of a coping mechanism for life.
00:55:00
They realize life is hard and so they're just gonna take a bunch
00:55:03
of drugs. Vermont was nice and cozy and
00:55:05
clean. I'll tell you what, Vermont is
00:55:07
very beautiful and I will not lie.
00:55:08
I've driven through there and up through some of the hills and
00:55:11
it's a lot of people like to ski way up in northern Vermont.
00:55:15
I you know what? I'm a I'm a WAW.
00:55:17
I'm a Rocky Mountain skier. Yeah, and that sounds snobby to
00:55:20
people that ski. But East Coast skiing's bullshit
00:55:24
and and that's what all I'll say about that.
00:55:26
And and we'll end it with a bang, Virginia.
00:55:29
All right. Lowest oil production per
00:55:31
capita. This is the most boring segment
00:55:36
we've ever done. Yeah, so we'll just this is the
00:55:38
most boring segment any show has ever done.
00:55:42
Well, we've only got 5 left after.
00:55:43
This. Oh, we have one more day.
00:55:44
Yeah, one more day. Thank God.
00:55:45
One more show. OK.
00:55:46
And then we're going to do the, the things every state's best
00:55:50
at. OK, So the OK.
00:55:56
OK, Virginia. Lowest.
00:55:58
Oil. Lowest oil.
00:56:00
Well, look, I mean, I mean, oil is where it is.
00:56:06
You can't. Just like it's not Virginia's
00:56:07
fault. It says have to read this
00:56:10
because it includes chlamydia. Alaska ranks highest.
00:56:16
In oil, oil production, hold on, we're going back to Alaska.
00:56:20
That was the first well. It says no, it's like this.
00:56:22
Is highest. It's good so.
00:56:24
OK I. Oh, I see where the chlamydia
00:56:27
comes in now. So Alaska ranks highest in oil
00:56:29
production, but fortunately for Virginia, they're still so much
00:56:32
better at not having chlamydia. That's what?
00:56:38
So yeah, because I remember, sadly, I remember back to
00:56:42
Alaska. Yeah, you know, but see there,
00:56:45
there's a good example People, even if you could care less,
00:56:49
even if this is like, I just, this is the worst, I'm going to
00:56:53
Fast forward it. I hope you haven't.
00:56:55
I hope you, you know there was a there's TV shows and movies
00:56:58
where you watch and you're like, this is horrible.
00:57:01
But I can't, I just can't stop it off.
00:57:03
I'm going to go ahead and and go to the bitter end.
00:57:06
I think that's what everybody's doing for this segment.
00:57:08
You got five more? Yeah.
00:57:10
Because they're like it's only 5, so let's go.
00:57:12
Let's hear the last so. People that have like myself
00:57:15
just now, when you made the Alaska comment, I remembered it.
00:57:20
Did you really? Yeah.
00:57:21
Oh yeah, When you said that, that's why I left.
00:57:24
I guess once I've put the chlamydia and Alaska together.
00:57:28
Now everybody's going to think Alaska.
00:57:30
Where are you from, Alaska? Chlamydia, huh?
00:57:33
A little itchy down there. Did we figure out what it
00:57:35
causes? Like itchiness.
00:57:36
Yeah, we never discharge. We don't.
00:57:39
We don't do our. OK, we research to a point.
00:57:42
Gotcha and then we stop. Go ahead.
00:57:45
Was that 5? That was 5.
00:57:46
Thank God. So we have 5 more.
00:57:49
Last five, yeah. How do you after V Jesus.
00:57:53
OK, five more. You have one more day of this,
00:57:55
and then we'll come up with some other bullshit.
00:57:58
Exactly nothing else. All right, let's do awareness.
00:58:02
Do you have any tonight or do you want me just to do mine?
00:58:04
Go. Ahead and jump in.
00:58:06
No, no, no, you. No.
00:58:07
You know what? Tell me about You told me about
00:58:10
a gym. A gym one.
00:58:11
Oh, yes. And I and I disagreed with you.
00:58:15
Tell me. Let's go.
00:58:16
So I get it. People are anal about wiping
00:58:18
down the gym equipment and so. Yeah, that's fine.
00:58:21
But you don't do it. I don't do it.
00:58:23
And I yelled at you for that, right?
00:58:25
Yeah, but they don't know how to cover their fucking mouth when
00:58:28
they cough or sneeze. It's like, why is it?
00:58:31
I mean, you're anal about wiping shit down.
00:58:35
Why not cover your mouth when you sneeze or cough on somebody?
00:58:39
Just avoid it. But if somebody else is a.
00:58:42
Fucking adult. I'm going to go ahead and
00:58:44
sponsor Aberfeldy. Maybe they'll get a hold of us
00:58:47
if if you're so concerned about people covering their mouths,
00:58:52
what if they're sitting here going, well, this guy won't even
00:58:54
wipe his machine down. You know what?
00:58:56
I don't sweat. You It doesn't matter.
00:58:59
What if there's one drop of sweat that you don't.
00:59:01
You don't think you sweat? You're in a fucking gym.
00:59:03
Deal with it. But you, you're in a gym.
00:59:06
Deal with it. There's.
00:59:07
Sneezing and coughing. You can cover your fucking.
00:59:09
Mouth OK, you and I are going to agree to disagree.
00:59:13
On You're not fucking. You're not a child.
00:59:15
Cover your fucking mouth when you cough or sneeze.
00:59:17
It's pretty simple. Wipe your machines.
00:59:20
Pretty simple. No, because you have to walk
00:59:21
over. You have to.
00:59:22
Grab Why don't you walk over and get Why don't you have a towel
00:59:25
with you and you can wipe it? Down because I'm in and off the
00:59:27
machine quickly, I probably spend more time going to find a
00:59:32
paper towel to fucking wipe it. Down.
00:59:33
Maybe that's a little extra cardio to deal with it you.
00:59:36
Call it me fat now. Absolutely not shaming me.
00:59:39
Not at all. Look you.
00:59:41
Yeah, I I I strive to be like you at this point my man.
00:59:46
And and that's and I say that half and supportive and half
00:59:49
like stop it. Stop it.
00:59:52
You're getting insane. You're insane about your
00:59:54
yourself. That's funny.
00:59:56
I have a fashion, OK? Do you have anything else to
01:00:00
bitch about in the gym? I like fashion.
01:00:01
Let's talk fashion. Well, you already you've done
01:00:04
some gym fashion before. Are there anything that that
01:00:06
like the young high school slash college kids do in the gym where
01:00:11
they think they look cool with fashion or or do you need to
01:00:14
think on that I just tossed. That at you is the the older
01:00:18
gentleman that walk around almost like they're in their in
01:00:22
the 80s, still with the the backwards hat, the cut off
01:00:26
T-shirts with the band name on. It hey, you just described like
01:00:31
something I would do. At a gym.
01:00:34
No, not at a gym, but I wear backwards hats.
01:00:37
Well, yeah, I wear backs. Backwards hats.
01:00:39
But. It's like one of those old
01:00:41
school looking hats and the socks up to their knees and
01:00:46
yeah, so. I see.
01:00:48
OK, fair enough. I see so like old Metallica
01:00:51
T-shirt and a backwards hat. And like, like camo shorts.
01:00:56
And there is definitely a generation of people 'cause I
01:00:58
know my dad's in that generation and I don't know if your dad is
01:01:01
the same way they tuck in their shirt no matter what.
01:01:05
Oh, man. Yeah.
01:01:07
Yeah. Well, my dad's gotten a little
01:01:08
better, but you're right in case he doesn't listen to me.
01:01:13
But in case for some strange reason, he turns his segment on.
01:01:16
You look cool, Dad. I.
01:01:18
Mean. My dad always tucks his shirt.
01:01:20
He he's gotten way better. And I think I'm gonna give
01:01:24
credit to my stepmom because she comes to me and goes, look, do
01:01:28
you see where you see what he's doing right now?
01:01:31
Like, yeah, the pants are up like a route back.
01:01:35
And like, my dad's in great shape for his age, like he
01:01:37
really is right now. And he's at his moments.
01:01:41
OK, well, when you get that little bit of a dad gut a little
01:01:43
bit, then you put your pants, like, up on the belly button
01:01:47
thinking that it makes it look thinner.
01:01:49
It just doesn't. Especially we tuck a shirt.
01:01:52
He tuck a shirt and then he did that a little and he and again
01:01:55
it wasn't, it wasn't big at all, but it made it look, it made it
01:02:00
look bigger. So if you just let your pant
01:02:03
just accept it, you got a little bit of a gut roll with it,
01:02:06
whatever. And so there's been a few of
01:02:08
those. I've seen guys wear put put it
01:02:12
in their sweatpants. They tuck their shirt in the.
01:02:16
Sweatpants. Yeah, no in in the athletic.
01:02:18
Shorts and the athletic. Shorts, the sweatpants and.
01:02:21
Stuff like that. Yeah.
01:02:21
My, my, my. Almost 4 year old now, by the
01:02:24
way, we talk about him as a three-year old.
01:02:26
He'll be four soon. Yeah, and my my youngest is
01:02:30
actually gonna be two in a in like 3 days.
01:02:32
Wow. So you're everybody listening.
01:02:36
Is going on this journey with me and it's God, I'm tired anyway,
01:02:43
but we still. You know what?
01:02:44
I'm going to always do this for you guys.
01:02:46
So he accidentally will have his shirt tucked into his pants
01:02:50
after he pees. Older gentleman understand that
01:02:55
that's an accident If you tuck your shirt in your sweatpants.
01:03:00
It's not supposed to be that way.
01:03:02
My 3 year old does it on accident.
01:03:08
When do you tuck your shirt in? When you're in a nice, in nice
01:03:11
LAX. That's about it and move on.
01:03:13
So let me let me so something we saw and I know you've you've
01:03:17
posted the pictures of the gun range, right?
01:03:21
I I did a little bit of a a if anybody missed that train.
01:03:24
I talking about that we somehow we're allowed into a indoor gun
01:03:29
range and we had a a good friend of ours now help us shoot.
01:03:35
He's adequately trained. He's a security guard slash army
01:03:39
two time, blah blah blah blah blah blah.
01:03:41
Don't go too far at this. Topic I won't, but he took us to
01:03:45
the gun range and I posted a video, a little collaboration he
01:03:48
did of Trey and I trying to shoot.
01:03:50
And we did good, didn't we? Yes.
01:03:52
OK, so there was a guy next to us that showed up, and it was.
01:03:57
That day. That day, OK.
01:03:59
I don't know if you noticed this, When is it OK and or why?
01:04:04
I couldn't hear anything, Trey, everything.
01:04:06
The guns were. So you didn't have to hear this.
01:04:08
OK, well why do you tuck your shirt in into the?
01:04:11
Oh, no way. I didn't see that.
01:04:14
Shirt was tucked into the underwear and the only reason I
01:04:17
know this is because his pants kind of came down a little bit
01:04:19
to where you see the underwear. Why didn't you tuck down?
01:04:22
You didn't point it out was I was too busy just kicking ass
01:04:26
with the gun. Yeah, you're doing your barrel
01:04:28
rolls and you know your Rambo impression.
01:04:31
So anyway, yeah, the guy. So the guy had on it.
01:04:34
He was wearing the black. Don't tell me black Polo.
01:04:37
Don't. Tell me he was one of the guys
01:04:38
with the two good looking blonde women.
01:04:43
Yes. Really.
01:04:45
Yes. Shirt was tucked into his
01:04:47
underwear. Ladies and gentlemen, there were
01:04:49
two good looking blonde women that were firing guns.
01:04:51
So is that. And apparently either he's got
01:04:55
some money or he can shoot that gun, 'cause he had a he had a
01:04:59
nice looking broad, should I say?
01:05:01
I shouldn't say. Well, I wonder if he was older.
01:05:04
May have been the dad A father figure maybe, I don't know.
01:05:08
Well in that area. I mean, it could have been.
01:05:11
It could have been a fake date, a fake boyfriend, a girlfriend,
01:05:15
fake girl. I didn't see hand holding, so it
01:05:17
must not have been a. Right.
01:05:18
It must have been a first date. No swimming, but gun range is
01:05:20
OK. I.
01:05:21
See anime on their phones so. Yeah, that was.
01:05:25
So yeah, I just, I was curious when that's a thing, tucking
01:05:29
your? Yeah.
01:05:29
Don't don't tuck your shirt into your underwear or or you know
01:05:32
what Just don't tuck it in and to unless you're wearing nice
01:05:34
clothing. I mean, that's kind of my rule.
01:05:36
Yeah. Like I go to pick my kids up.
01:05:39
I'm not going to tuck my T-shirt into my I I no, OK.
01:05:43
It must be that that age demographic.
01:05:46
In I have some really good fashion.
01:05:48
I have 3. OK, hit me.
01:05:51
And they're really good for fashion.
01:05:53
And there may be a few people that see this, that kind of go,
01:05:57
oh, damn it, I do that and I'm OK with it because, you know,
01:06:00
I'm just giving you a hard time. Yeah, don't wrap your sweater
01:06:04
around your goddamn neck. That's still a thing, yeah.
01:06:08
I see it. The club.
01:06:11
The club, right The the. You don't need to tie your
01:06:13
sweater around your neck. I.
01:06:15
Didn't know that was still a thing.
01:06:16
Don't if you know what. If you're not, If you're unsure
01:06:19
of whether you're going to need to wear a sweater, either wear
01:06:22
it or don't. What about around your waist?
01:06:24
Can you do that? No, that's the whole thing.
01:06:26
No, no, no. That was the 90s with a flannel
01:06:29
shirt. I did that in the 90s.
01:06:32
Can you? I I can't even imagine my wife
01:06:35
if I try to do my 90s look. Flannel wrapped on the waist.
01:06:38
Yeah, leather, leather jacket. I had dreads.
01:06:41
Anybody didn't know? Combat boots?
01:06:44
Yeah, Rib jeans. Hell yeah.
01:06:48
God, that would be great. And but don't wrap the sweater,
01:06:53
you know, I mean, I don't who. I mean it's like every movie
01:06:57
that's had a a Jackass character like that has a sweater wrapped
01:07:01
around, isn't it? You know what I'm talking about.
01:07:03
Yeah, absolutely. I'm thinking of Van Wilder.
01:07:05
Do you remember that? Oh.
01:07:06
Absolutely loved that movie. That was a good example.
01:07:10
The second one, and I know a gentleman right now, he's a
01:07:15
great guy. He's very, he's a, he's
01:07:18
considered family. He's not blood family, but he's
01:07:20
considered family and he and he wears these.
01:07:24
And you know what? I find vests very unnecessary.
01:07:30
I don't understand them. What's the point of a vest?
01:07:34
Do you want to keep just your pectorals warm?
01:07:38
Well, you want to keep and your stomach the.
01:07:40
Core Your core. Warm But what about your arm?
01:07:44
Your upper arm. I would think your arms would
01:07:45
get cold, but yeah, I don't get it when you're out in the cold
01:07:48
and you wear or even a sweater vest.
01:07:51
Yeah, this doesn't. I don't.
01:07:53
I don't get the vest thing. I don't either.
01:07:57
Especially when you wear, you know, a shirt underneath.
01:08:00
You got to go sleepless on that, no?
01:08:04
God. And you've added to the next
01:08:07
one. No.
01:08:08
I don't get the best thing. I I won't.
01:08:10
I you know look some golfers where I fine.
01:08:14
I don't get it That's just me. OK, the last one real quick
01:08:19
before we wrap the show up popped collars.
01:08:24
What's wrong with? Dad, I know you.
01:08:27
You're always. Horrible.
01:08:28
I hate them. You're a pop collar guy.
01:08:29
I I showed up to school the other sorry to pick my kids up
01:08:32
from school the other day and my you know my oldest who we've all
01:08:37
heard on episode 22. My oldest.
01:08:40
His collar was popped unintentionally, and I was like,
01:08:43
turn that down, you're not some little I'm.
01:08:45
Trying to remember fiber to get that, let me add to this.
01:08:49
Please. 'Cause I saw it on a an old TV
01:08:52
show and I I don't remember it ever happening, but I saw it on
01:08:54
a TV show 2 polos with two pop collars.
01:08:59
So yes, he was wearing 2 polos with both collars popped.
01:09:05
I don't remember that happening back when.
01:09:08
I've never seen that in my life, so I've not.
01:09:10
TV shows and I'm like, I don't even remember that happening.
01:09:13
Yes, that's just. Going over for that's.
01:09:16
It's a douchebaggery. That's Yeah, no, I you know
01:09:20
what? It's not a word, but I've used
01:09:22
it. So I think Stay In the Grave
01:09:24
Podcast is gonna make douchebaggery.
01:09:26
A word. A word.
01:09:28
I think people have probably used it, but they just not made
01:09:31
it a word. I think we should make it.
01:09:32
Official If Webster puts it in, does do we get credit for?
01:09:34
That well we have to we have to put make the request.
01:09:40
I just. Didn't make that.
01:09:40
Request well and we won't say it on the air 'cause somebody else
01:09:43
will do it first. They'll steal it from us.
01:09:45
I know how to do it. If you see it in Websters, it's
01:09:49
gonna be us. That's.
01:09:51
Right. A toothpick picture of us
01:09:53
smiling next to douchebaggery. Yeah, maybe we should.
01:09:58
Maybe we should rethink. Crazy.
01:10:02
Oh, man. On that note, yeah.
01:10:05
Fun show. I I'm going to say it again.
01:10:07
I don't do it every show. I should.
01:10:10
You probably should. I should.
01:10:13
I I don't want to because I don't want to be that guy, Trey.
01:10:17
But you know what? When you God, I've got numbers,
01:10:22
I've got statistics, I've got analytics.
01:10:24
I can see what you all are doing.
01:10:28
I hope this doesn't 'cause them just to stop altogether.
01:10:30
Yeah, but Trey's like. Calm down.
01:10:33
Did they show the names of them too?
01:10:34
No, I wish they did. Oh man, how fun would that be?
01:10:37
Right When you go on there. And we love you all and we
01:10:41
appreciate any ears we have on our our shows because we're
01:10:47
really enjoying doing this. We'd love to entertain you and I
01:10:51
I you know what? I've learned so much, Trey.
01:10:55
The other day someone said something and and one of our
01:10:57
stupid ass stories triggered some knowledge.
01:11:03
It wasn't. It wasn't from like direct
01:11:05
knowledge from the story itself, but because of the story I knew
01:11:07
something really, and I threw in.
01:11:10
I was like, I know all about this and it was from some one of
01:11:13
our stupid stories. Yeah, that's awesome.
01:11:16
Most of them are stupid stories. But you know what I'm saying?
01:11:18
Yes, and and so I'm saying so people train.
01:11:21
I become a stupid stories. But anyway, I hope that I hope
01:11:27
you enjoy it. We want to entertain you, and we
01:11:30
really are. Both of us are passionate about
01:11:33
it. We've talked about it.
01:11:35
We've cuddled talking about it. Just kidding.
01:11:39
I'm not going to pay Trey his 1265 or whatever he charges an
01:11:44
hour. That's 11/20. 5/11/25 And so if
01:11:48
you listen on Spotify or watch on Spotify or YouTube or X slash
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Twitter or wherever, there's always going to be some sort of
01:12:00
follow subscribe, especially YouTube subscribe.
01:12:03
I mean, you're not, you're really not committing anything
01:12:07
and I don't think you realize how much it does for us.
01:12:10
It's it's something that is looked at and measured and if
01:12:15
you go, oh, I don't think it's not that big a deal, you're
01:12:18
wrong. I just subscribed.
01:12:20
Ryan, you subscribed. I just did.
01:12:23
Excellent. We have a whole new listener,
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but. You know, it really does.
01:12:29
It helps us. It is a big deal.
01:12:30
People that think it's not are are incorrect, right?
01:12:34
And so please do I, I kind of put it on everything.
01:12:37
I advertise, subscribe, follow, comment.
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The more you comment, the more you interact with us, the more
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that platform will promote us. So, and some of these pictures
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01:12:54
Well, you're in a lot of them. Well.
01:12:59
You know what? I know who edits, actually.
01:13:05
Actually. If you want to know, sometimes
01:13:09
it comes up and it gives me three options for the what they
01:13:13
call thumbnail, which is the cover picture and it's all you
01:13:17
and I'm like what the hell you're like Nope, what the fuck
01:13:20
is that? Redo this.
01:13:22
No, we're we're both equal in this.
01:13:24
Thing and I just happened to talk a little more just a little
01:13:29
bit yeah. So help us out.
01:13:30
YouTube is is growing. We're getting like I said we're
01:13:32
getting tons of these comments and and and it's gonna be fun
01:13:35
doing the butt hurt comment of the way it's it's it's.
01:13:41
That is good. And you can all go see them, I
01:13:44
mean. They're it's not like.
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They're secret, So go on to our go subscribe to our page, our
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01:13:58
far with my responses. Like it and Trace responses.
01:14:02
So anyway, on that note, let's go.
01:14:07
We have some guests coming up soon and we're looking forward
01:14:10
to that. And the gentleman that took a
01:14:11
shooting is going to be here. And I have a yeah.
01:14:15
Great dude. And I have a young lady who who
01:14:19
wants to come talk about a few things and she's great.
01:14:22
And we won't say what those those topics are, but they're
01:14:26
they'll be fun, looking forward to it.
01:14:28
And it's always nice to have a little bit of a change of pace.
01:14:34
But for now, are we out dramatic?
01:14:41
Pause. Just kidding.
01:14:44
All right. See you guys.
01:14:45
Love. You later.
01:15:00
I really couldn't shut up on that one.
01:15:07
I don't think I'm ever going to try guacamole from Taco Bell.
01:15:10
Anymore. Not that I was going to eat it
01:15:12
anyway, but oh, this seven layer burrito.
01:15:18
Can I get 6? Layers.