🥊 What do you get when you mix a spaghetti-cooking mortician, a Lowe’s parking lot brawl with sticks, and the world’s worst workplace compliance videos? You get another wild ride on Stay in the Gray.
This week, Ryan and Trey unload on:
🛠️ Lowe’s vs. Home Depot—which team are you on?
🥢 Trey’s Friday Night Fight...with sticks
🍝 A mortician’s meatball recipe—with a questionable twist
🚽 Urinal etiquette and why “hands-free talking” should come with rules
📺 Woke harassment training videos at work—are we still pretending those actors are professionals?
⚰️ Crazy deaths: croc pits, model airplanes, and caramel catastrophes
🌮 Taco Bell sign explodes—and Trey’s still ordering
Plus, the return of our Awareness of Self-Awareness segment, because yes—someone’s probably annoying you in the restroom.
đź“Ś Chapters (Condensed):
00:00 – Intro: Spaghetti from a Mortician
04:43 – Saturday Routines & Ryan’s “Old School” Day
10:24 – Lowe’s vs. Home Depot Debate
13:20 – Trey’s Friday Fight Night (Stick Edition)
18:05 – Taco Bell Sign Explosion
27:17 – Workplace Training Videos: Race, Sex, and Cringe Acting
49:05 – Crazy Deaths: Crocodiles, Caramel, and Model Planes
1:02:08 – Awareness Segment: Urinals & Loud Talkers
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Joining to allow you a little more time over there to dance.
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Are you ready? Yeah, might as well.
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Sweet. Let's go.
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Ryan, I want to tell you something today.
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I don't know if you knew this already.
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I think I've mentioned this on the show, but I fucking love
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Jason Statham. I just wanted to tell you that,
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that you're one of your boys. One of my guys.
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Yeah, You Statham? And who the rock?
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And The Rock. Yeah, but really, well, who
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would? What if both of them approached
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you and just said? Oh my God, it become a bidding
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war. Would it become, would it become
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financial like the rocks like I got you know 1 and say
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things like I'll go 1? I think.
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I think the accent from Jason Statham, or probably push him
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over the edge. I think he's number one.
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I thought I could have sworn it would be The Rock, but go ahead.
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All right. So you love Statham.
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Love me some Jason Statham Okay, Is that?
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Is that all you wanted to say? That's what I wanted to say, but
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I've got another headline for you.
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So unfortunately it's not from Florida, but you could argue
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that it might be so anyway. The the art or the headline is
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morgue. Assistant uses testicles from
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corpses to help win annual spaghetti Cook off.
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Holy shit, don't tell me like the testicles are meatballs or
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some shit. So there's more.
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Okay, I wrote down some of the actually some content.
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Yeah, I wrote down a couple. Well, no, not really content,
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but I loved some of the comments it says.
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I wonder how they found out that she used testy balls is what
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they called instead of meatballs.
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So you think she bragged about it and got busted?
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Or someone knew the taste and was like there's only one way to
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get that taste. That's testy balls someone's
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like, this is not a meatball, this is a human testicle.
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Human testicle. I know, I know for a fact.
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When, of course, Josh Wolf. This is where I got it from my
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boy Josh Wolf. I think someone asked her for
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the secret recipe, said. Don't you mean?
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Bolognaise ball. Lonaise.
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Haha. I see what you did there.
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That wasn't that was so stupid. But entering the rest, entering
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that recipe in a contest, took balls.
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I like. That one was way better.
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That was so. And then the last one, of
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course, is well, thank God it wasn't the annual Hot Dog Eating
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Contest. This is not a hot dog.
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I know for a fad. Right.
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This is a real penis. So yeah, that was some fun.
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So I love that headline. So let me ask you, I thought,
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how does this tie into Jason Statham?
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Oh, I don't know. So.
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I just, yeah. So you just wanted to bring
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Jason Statham up? I don't know.
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I just wanted to change things up, throw you a curveball, my
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mistake. If you want to talk about Jason
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Statham, we can't. I just thought that your
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headline. Has something to do with Jason?
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Yeah. You were just letting me use
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reminding you, man. Just reminding how amazing that
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man is. Yeah.
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Amazing, man. He's pretty cool.
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I don't think I've seen everything he's been in, but
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I've seen enough to know, you know, he's.
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He's kind of the same character and he's like the rough, the
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rough. British or Australian?
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Which one is it? One of the two?
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Sure. That's another American
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stereotype. We always just who cares?
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British, Australia, it's the same thing.
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He was actually God. I can't remember the name of the
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movie S Price. And you tell the story, but it
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was with Melissa McCarthy in it, and she was a spy.
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And I know what you're talking about.
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I forget the name. And he was, so he was always
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there to help her out. But he was pissed off about it.
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Yeah, but he was always there to help.
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And of course, they've developed a relationship, probably.
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And no, no, no, no, they didn't. They didn't.
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No. But he was always there to help.
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And he. But yeah, no, no, no.
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Not like a real relationship. Like just a friendship.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. They ended up like, yeah, yeah,
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versus this annoyance or. So yeah, it was pretty funny.
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He was pretty funny in that, so that's good.
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Well, happy Saturday to you. Not that it matters when we
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record these shows, but usually we're not doing them on
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Saturdays. Today we are.
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And in case you haven't noticed, Trey is wearing his burnt orange
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outfit that I always say looks like vomit, but you know, to
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each his own. And I've got my Texas A and M.
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You're burnt purple. Sure.
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Shirt on. And we're just, we're just
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supporting our teams today, on Saturday.
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Absolutely. And it's college football.
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It's college college ball. We get excited.
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So we said I might as well. He showed up in his shirt.
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I said, yeah, we. Really didn't plan it though.
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No, we really did not plan this. I just, I had it on.
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So there you go. But anybody that doesn't like
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one of these two teams still listen.
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Because there's a chance we probably like your team, too.
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I don't care if they listen, if they don't like it long or how
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about how about how about you let us know who you like and we
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can give some shoutouts and we'll.
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Can we do some more bedding? We can remove followers, right?
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We can remove them. So like, yeah, I mean, for
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example, I'm just going to say it right now, if you're an Ohio
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State fan, I'm going to remove you.
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You're done. Yeah.
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Now, let's not say that because we have some Ohio people.
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Do we? Yeah, just kidding.
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I think they have a good game going on right now with Notre
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Dame, so that's two good schools playing each other.
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But there's just a good vibe to Saturdays.
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I just love it in the fall, although today was hot.
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I. It was.
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It was very warm. Yeah.
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I had a anybody that seen the movie Old School?
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I'm sure you have Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn.
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Classic, right? There's this scene when he's
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partying with the college kids and he's doing the the beer bong
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and they're like, what are you doing tomorrow, this weekend or
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whatever? And he's got a big day.
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Go to the Home Depot A. Little bed bath and me out.
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A bed bath. That was me.
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How the day was that was me today.
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Did a little bed bath and me out.
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Well, I woke up and I had my 3 1/2 year old soccer game.
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Okay. And it was hot as shit.
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God. He can't just be a three-year
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old. Is 3 1/2.
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Well, he's almost four, so if I say 3, it's misleading.
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How's it misleading? He's three years old, but he's
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almost 4. Like we don't say I'm 44, 1/2
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you. Sometimes people do.
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Do you? Yeah, Yeah.
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I don't ever say that. My 3 3/4 old child 5/8 had a
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soccer game today and he's he's, he's look any any of the other
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parents listening on our team but look all the kids are great.
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But my kid is the best player. He just is.
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And and that doesn't say a lot of his age of course but he he
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knows that he can dribble. He can.
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He's fast, he's tall, He's just, he's just very athletic and I'm
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very proud of him. So let me ask you this, have
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y'all got a blood test to verify, you know, I mean, well
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that's how I knew because he was that good athletically and so.
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But his problem, Trey, he'll score a goal, you know, here and
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there and he'll go, you know, half of our team, they're off
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wrestling on the sidelines and that, that no one gives a shit.
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Some girls are, the girls is coeds, they're picking flowers.
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And my son, for some reason he veers off to the right.
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And so I need to teach him to turn, turn back towards the net.
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So what happens is that somebody eventually will get the ball
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because there's sixteen of them, they're huddled together and it
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gets the ball and and he gets so upset.
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I mean, he starts crying. He just doesn't.
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He doesn't want the ball taken. From him.
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If he doesn't score every time. He's upset.
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He thinks he failed and so I'm trying to drill it all week.
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I was just like, look, that's the point.
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Everybody's going to try and take the ball.
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This is the whole point. And if they do, you did fail.
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If they do, then you get no dessert, no lollies, right?
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But he he he gets upset and I've told him all week, go after it,
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get get the ball back, right. So he was doing that as much as
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he could today, but this fucking team had a ringer again.
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And she was a girl. Oh, did she have a?
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She was so, she's so fast. My kid is so fast and he he's
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like he came up to me, he I can't catch her.
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Oh no, that she was just fast. That's funny.
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She would even kick it in that she was dribble until she was in
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the net. Oh, so.
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She was in the net the time she tried to kick it.
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She missed the whole day. She.
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Verified it was on the net. I won't go in on anymore about
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the soccer but that's what so I started there with the kids
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game. All the parents are just why
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they're all hung over. It's we're all, it's everybody's
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in the it's everybody's in the heat.
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It's hot. It's hilarious.
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Everybody it looks up, it's halftime.
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Everyone's like how much longer the parents and the kids.
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So the kids are like passed out sideline.
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It was, it was hot, it was warm and it was like a 11:11 AM I
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think time, which isn't, it's not too bad.
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It was like, it's not terrible, but if it was 830 or 9, it'd be
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better. So anyway, so I go home trying
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to watch some ball my my, you know, team was playing and I'm
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trying not to fall asleep. And then I got I I go to my
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wife. I said oh man, I need, I needed
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to go over to the Home Depot or to Lowe's or something.
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I get some. Little DIY mood I needed to the
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the toilet handle. It was all messed up and it.
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I needed to fix it and you know, pretend I knew what I was doing
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and get some, just some things I've been meaning to get.
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And I was like, I'll go do that. So I go over there and and I and
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I hate to do this, but I'm going to go ahead and say how much
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better Lowe's is than Home Depot.
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I don't want to get Home Depot pissed off in case they ever
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want us to. Promote.
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Advertise. I mean, we can change our mind
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real quick, but what home, what they need to understand all of a
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sudden be like Home Depot's American?
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Home Depot is wonderful. What Home Depot needs to
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understand is they need to take this as as this constructive
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criticism, because every time I'm in Home Depot, no one offers
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to help. Everybody's just just blah.
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There's a mood there. It's not clean.
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I go into Lowe's and and I swear the birds are chirping and the
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butterflies are going. I had three people help me today
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and they all made like jokes and shit.
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They were terrible. Like one guy, like 1 guy's like
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he goes, what what can I help you with?
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And he's like this little fat guy and he was, I mean little
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adorable fat guy. Yeah.
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And he and he goes, what can I, what are you looking for?
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Said well I'm looking for glue And he goes, well that'd be
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aisle 4 on the left. And I was like I was impressive.
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He goes, don't get stuck there. I got you.
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Yeah. It took me a second, but yeah,
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and it took me a second. I got about two rows and I go,
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oh, OK, I got you. Yeah.
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And then the other guy was like I I said I decided I'm going to
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get the cart. So let me set the stuff here.
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I didn't want you to think I was running out and he goes, we
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would have chased you down. I mean it was just even though
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even though it was so stupid it was it was just more they're
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more people friendly. So I'm going to go ahead and say
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Lowe's the one. I didn't hug any of them.
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I was about to but but so that was my Saturday and and I look
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Home Depot get your shit together.
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Yeah, I got a low story. I you know I looked over this
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helper or employee helper, it's. Like, excuse me, Sir, can you
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can you give me a hand? He turned around.
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He was missing an arm. I was like, oh shit no.
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So yeah, yeah, yeah. He helped me.
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Really. That sounds like that sounds
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like a joke from a comedian. He helped me get a chemo.
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So you seriously, he seriously didn't have an arm and you said,
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can you give me a hand that's so good, the fact that that's real?
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Because Mitch, Mitch Hedberg did a joke about that, Really.
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Not that exactly. He he goes, you should never
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wave at somebody because what if they don't have a hand?
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They'll think you're being cocky like.
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Look what? I Look what I got, motherfucker,
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exactly what he said. And there's another one where
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he's like, don't ever compliment somebody that has a dimple,
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because what if they were shot in the face of the BB BB gun?
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Mitch is awesome. Yeah, I love those one liners he
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had, but that's what that reminded me of.
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But anyway, that was my Saturday showing off.
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That's my side. Yeah.
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Yeah, you show. Look what I got.
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Oh, shit. So that was my Saturday.
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You. Can type that out if that was
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stupid. But anyway, I just.
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I just thought about that. That wasn't stupid at all.
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I'm going to leave it in just so people go.
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Why wouldn't Tracy? What an asshole.
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But that was. That was our Saturday or my
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Saturday. And how was your Saturday?
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Good. Well, it was wore out.
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We had what we call a Fight Night last night.
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Oh, is that like a Fight Club? No.
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Oh, well then. We would basically it's a bunch
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of schools that meet up and they just kind of get out on on the
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floor and start stick sparring and stick smart.
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You told me with it. What was that called again?
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Escrima is Scrimma. We talked about that.
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I don't know if those shows are still available.
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Those might be like hidden. It's Scrimmacy.
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We talked about your sticks bar. Yeah.
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And they're little. They're like.
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Yeah, probably about two feet. About three, Yeah.
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Two or three. Two or three feet, Yeah.
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And padded. Padded.
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Yeah. They're a little padding on
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Shit. I'm not hitting pussy.
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Real sticks. Fuck off.
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Can you imagine? Like this is the money maker.
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Now that we've got cameras, this is the money maker tree
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branches. Yeah, God.
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OK, so you're sparring with these.
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A scrip. A Scrippa sticks a.
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Scrimma A Scrimma A scrimma sticks and something called a
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Fight Night last night. Everyone just rolls up in there.
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Yeah, so they had, they had the kids, they had adults.
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Kids are pretty funny. You see them bounce around and
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they just walk up and just start hitting the shit out of each
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other. Just bam, bam, bam, bam.
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And they don't realize the point is you're not gonna get hit
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Kids. Yeah, you're getting kids.
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Don't kids don't want to battle with sticks?
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So then when they went to adults, there was a lot of
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feisty, you know, teenagers and of course a lot of the.
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School owners which are higher degree black belts and stuff
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like that and so I had to always make sure and point at I'm only
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a first degree. This is a teaching moment for
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you. I always forget there are
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different levels, so you're a first degree.
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I'm a first degree. There was a gentleman there.
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I can't remember if he was six or seventh degree, but he's a
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master and. He was throwing all these heads.
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He'd be like that. The shit I.
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Mean. Oh, he could have.
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He definitely could have. Oh yeah, toying with you.
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Yeah, he was toying with me. He he would literally come up
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and I would see his leg fly up next to my head and and then he
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would literally tap me on the head and bring it back.
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Now it's almost worse. I think I'd rather be knocked
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out, like at least I got knocked out.
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And now you're just making me look.
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Like, this is a teaching moment, all right, there's no, he said.
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I'll get one head kick in at least.
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Oh, and I was like. OK, but you know you won't know
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when it's coming. Oh my God.
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And so it was a lot of fun. I was very wore out.
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It was about an hour of just constant.
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I mean, we switch partners, boom, start fighting, boom.
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Or sparring, I should say. And then, of course, today was
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regular class. And again, sparring, stick
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sparring. I gotta come watch this.
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I think I'd get. I think our viewers would like
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to see video of Trey. I will let you know.
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We'll let you know when the term.
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Is this is this just dudes or is there?
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Oh yeah, There's women there, men there.
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The women are fighting. Absolutely.
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Do you fight the women? There was.
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I mean, young lady, this day and age we you gotta.
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Well, and I think the point of it was to spar people.
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You don't know it just kind of introduce yourself and have fun
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and blah blah blah. Yeah, I'm gonna smash your head
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with a stick, but right. I'm Ryan, by the way.
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Wow. So this young lady, she she
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didn't have a partner. I was like okay, I'll spar you
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like that. And my instructor happened to
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walk by and and told her don't go easy on him.
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I'm thinking okay. Ha ha ha.
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You know next you know I see this stick just flying
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everywhere and I hear hey, hey, hey.
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And I'm like, okay. Calming down a little bit.
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You know this visual. You just yeah.
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I was like, whoa, like, you know, it was like you kind of
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touch sticks and it's like, alright, go and that.
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Next thing you know, she's right in front of me.
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Bam. I was like, whoa, wait a minute.
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You know, anything that you touch sticks on a Friday night,
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It's a win. I'm out.
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No, I'm out. You don't touch sticks.
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Touch sticks. Some people do, and that's
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great. Yeah, good for them.
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You just don't tell anybody. So you had a good time at this
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fight? Yeah.
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I'm just wore out and then like I said, class today wore out.
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So it just you're getting your ass kicked by girls?
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Actually slept in. For the first time till about
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7:30 this morning. Felt good.
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Good for you, 730. That's kind of that's my usual.
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I think that's when the kids kind of start getting feisty.
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That's not bad. No, it's not.
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Trust me, parents with kids, any of you that are listening right
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now, I'm probably yelling because they that mean most kids
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are up, you know, six o'clock, 5:30 or 6.
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And my kids are pretty good. I'm running on pre workout right
00:17:29
now so I haven't been be surprised.
00:17:32
I haven't been to the gym in three days, I can tell.
00:17:35
Can you tell It's frustrating. No, you're fine.
00:17:39
Because I was hoping to get to the gym today, but I had to go
00:17:41
pick up my truck and finally got my truck back.
00:17:44
So yeah, so I would but I was wore out.
00:17:47
So I was, I was like, you know what, I'm taking the prework out
00:17:49
anyway and get some caffeine and me going.
00:17:51
So yeah, you've got about another hour and a half with me
00:17:54
and then I'm, I'm done. So yeah, I'm just going to delay
00:17:59
for an hour and a half, just so I'm going to see what happens.
00:18:02
You want to see what happens? Hold on.
00:18:04
Yeah. What's the worst imaginable
00:18:09
thing that you could think could happen to you at a Taco Bell?
00:18:14
Taco Bell? We're gonna talk about Taco
00:18:17
Bell. Anybody that missed that
00:18:21
episode. We've done some couple of Taco
00:18:24
Bell stories. I think one of them was a guy
00:18:26
that sued Taco Bell. I wonder what happened with
00:18:28
that. We need to check that out.
00:18:29
He sued because they didn't have enough meat in his one of his
00:18:33
items. Mexican pizza or something.
00:18:35
What's the word? Okay.
00:18:37
Sorry, you got me thinking about Taco Bell and now I'm hungry.
00:18:40
What with the question again? What's the worst imaginable
00:18:43
thing you could think of that would happen to you?
00:18:46
I like you know what my answer is in two seconds.
00:18:50
But you don't get enough meat. No, it's the it's this Saturday,
00:18:56
the bug thing inside. OK.
00:18:58
So insects or anything something that you find in your food that
00:19:01
shouldn't be there. We did a segment on that as
00:19:03
well. See, my would probably be food
00:19:04
poisoning, but yeah, that a little story says a Louisiana
00:19:08
woman nearly died. Died.
00:19:11
Whoa. I'm assuming this has to do with
00:19:14
Taco Bell. Yes.
00:19:16
Are you just curious like Jason State?
00:19:18
Yeah. Little die that was.
00:19:21
That was my that was the story. She almost died.
00:19:23
Let's move on. So Lady almost died.
00:19:26
OK, go ahead. A Louisiana woman nearly died
00:19:30
after a Taco Bell sign fell on her car in the aftermath of a
00:19:37
severe storm passing through. Oh, ma'am.
00:19:41
She says it says the the woman, unidentified, was waiting to
00:19:44
pick up her food in the parking lot of a local Taco Bell.
00:19:48
When the pole fell on the back end of her car and crushed it
00:19:51
completely like like one of the signs that's out front along the
00:19:57
Main Rd. The big, big, big one.
00:20:00
Taco like they're showing this pole and think of the right
00:20:03
behind your back seat, all the way to the back of the car.
00:20:06
Gone. Whoa, whoa.
00:20:12
I'm not, so would you rather? Find a Would you rather just
00:20:15
pull cut down on your I think I take my chance with the poll.
00:20:18
I think you go with the poll. Yeah, a Roach in my food or a
00:20:21
poll. I'll take the poll.
00:20:22
What would Can you imagine what like she's just like, you know,
00:20:25
she's just waiting. She's just waiting for her food,
00:20:28
like she's just Greg. I'm not a worry in the world,
00:20:30
Burrito Supreme. I'm ready to roll.
00:20:33
I'm gonna. Go watch.
00:20:35
Be plenty of meat, hopefully, yeah.
00:20:37
We go watch a movie later and all of a sudden boom.
00:20:41
What? I don't even know.
00:20:43
I mean that that I can't even think about that.
00:20:45
I mean, what your cars just gone, said, said.
00:20:50
The police said that there was only one person in the car at
00:20:52
the time of the accident was agreed and taken to the
00:20:54
hospital. Imagine if she had kids in the
00:20:56
back seat. Oh my God.
00:20:57
You know what I mean that so my laughter has now ceased, yeah,
00:21:01
said the ended in the end, yeah, the individual OK was taken out
00:21:05
of the car very carefully and miraculously.
00:21:07
She was not injured More than what?
00:21:11
Hurting what? Listen, OK, this is horrible
00:21:13
writing. She was, miraculously, she was
00:21:16
not injured more than what her injuries were.
00:21:20
Is that seriously saying that, that that's worth saying?
00:21:23
Just so that what's the name of this writer so we can call this
00:21:26
person out? That's really, you know what?
00:21:27
It's not even the writer's fault.
00:21:29
It's the editor's fault. Sorry, not finding that.
00:21:31
Sorry, as a writer I get. And I've of course could have
00:21:33
read that wrong. I don't know that's.
00:21:34
No, I mean you just read it again, but said that she only
00:21:38
had a minor gash on her head, no other injuries, so that that was
00:21:42
all. So after all.
00:21:44
That what hit her. I mean obviously it doesn't save
00:21:47
it. Yeah, but it yeah, I really stay
00:21:48
with God. A branch.
00:21:50
Not a branch. A a sided part of the the glass
00:21:55
metal. Yeah, this something of the
00:21:57
pole. Huge.
00:21:59
But So what happened to the sign she was actually said that she
00:22:02
the that her mother who was on her way to pick up her siblings
00:22:05
from school when she stopped for food.
00:22:07
So yeah, she was actually on her way to pick up the kids when she
00:22:09
stopped for food. Oh man, Can you imagine if that
00:22:12
would've been horrible if his other way around?
00:22:15
Well, I guess I'm trying to figure out the angle of of where
00:22:19
this came from, because if she's if she's in line, you said she's
00:22:22
waiting for her food. Yeah, the way the picture looks,
00:22:25
it comes straight down the back of the car, like literally,
00:22:30
almost like if you took a knife and cut, right?
00:22:32
Down the middle in that. Between driver's seat and
00:22:35
passenger seat, no other way the other way between front seat and
00:22:40
back seat. So right down the backs, right
00:22:42
down the back of the front seat, and back to the back.
00:22:44
Of the car. So it's like she lost her back
00:22:46
seat and trunk. Yes, smushed.
00:22:49
I mean, like, you can see that everything is like, smushed to
00:22:52
the ground. What happened to the top of the
00:22:53
sign? You're saying this is just the
00:22:55
pole, the top of the sign, which is I guess.
00:22:58
Beyond. Beyond the bar, it looks like
00:23:00
you might even fill off. It's showing different pictures
00:23:02
and stuff, all it shows. I guess that I mean.
00:23:04
Yeah, who gives a shit, Ryan? Yeah, this is.
00:23:06
Fucking my questions are really bad right now.
00:23:08
This is crazy. What happened to the top of the
00:23:10
sign? Who?
00:23:12
Cares. This lady always died is the top
00:23:15
of the sign. OK, they're going to put it
00:23:16
right. I think I have to replace the
00:23:18
sign. Yeah, right.
00:23:20
But how does, I don't know. How do you how does the sign
00:23:22
fall? Can you imagine that?
00:23:24
I mean, for now. From now on, you're sitting
00:23:26
there. Wait, you just Uber Eats now?
00:23:30
Fuck that. I'll pay that 699 delivery fee,
00:23:33
you see, I mean, you're driving about any sign.
00:23:36
Can you imagine? Any sign.
00:23:37
It's like shit. You're every stoplight.
00:23:39
You're like, fuck, you know? It's like Our Lady that had the
00:23:42
snake fall out of the sky. I mean, just that's just
00:23:44
craziness. That's yeah, that's.
00:23:47
Well, yeah. I'm one of those guys that
00:23:49
sometimes I go sometimes I say things like oh, it's meant to be
00:23:53
or you know this happened, the whole this happened for a reason
00:23:56
bullshit or whatever. And.
00:23:58
If if it's had been a few minutes earlier or later, we
00:24:01
talked about that a little bit, what would have happened
00:24:04
differently in life? Well, I don't know what what
00:24:06
this one is. It's kind of like if if she had
00:24:10
gotten there 2 minutes earlier, she's away, she got her food,
00:24:14
got the kids, everything's great.
00:24:16
But two minutes before? What about the car behind her
00:24:19
was like Jesus? Like I could?
00:24:21
That could have been me. You think her meal was comped
00:24:23
after that, free Taco Bell after that?
00:24:26
You know, they probably blame like a third party sign vendor
00:24:29
or something like like what was that one on the airplane,
00:24:32
Sankak. I mean, what's the awkwardness
00:24:35
of that employee coming out saying?
00:24:36
Yeah, here's your food, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you look, you
00:24:42
look. Like, you're fine, but you know,
00:24:44
here you go, Here's your we we threw it extra soft for you,
00:24:49
it's an extra. Here's an extra Taco Supreme.
00:24:52
We put some churros in there. Yes, that's what they they do
00:24:55
offer those desserts. Sometimes they say fuck up
00:24:57
churros like like everything looks to be OK like, you know,
00:25:03
come again, thank you. Thank you.
00:25:05
Come again? Here's Can you click on this app
00:25:08
and fill out a survey for us? How did we do?
00:25:13
Skip, Skip survey or? Yeah, Skip, she just skipped
00:25:16
that one today. Get survey, bitches.
00:25:20
Like, yeah. Oh, man, that poor, poor lady.
00:25:22
OK, well, I don't mean we don't mean to make light, but we kind
00:25:25
of do sometimes. But man, Taco Bell, fine.
00:25:32
Yeah, I I don't think it'll stop me from going there.
00:25:34
I don't go there a bunch because I try not to eat that bad.
00:25:38
But when I do, I don't think that this story will prevent it.
00:25:41
Because if two people get their car destroyed by a Taco Bell
00:25:46
sign and something's and something's going on, yeah, it
00:25:50
happened and that's over. And I don't think that's ever
00:25:52
going to happen again, right? You know what I mean?
00:25:54
You would hope. You would hope lightning didn't
00:25:55
strike trucks, right? Tomorrow, next episode, there
00:26:00
will be a story about another Taco Bell.
00:26:02
Yeah, it's. Probably like the.
00:26:02
Orcas. We haven't heard much about the
00:26:04
orcas recently, but anyway. That's a good you're like that.
00:26:08
It's not funny, but it is. It's just one of those things
00:26:11
that's just like, really like, what are the chances, right?
00:26:16
But anyway, that is weird, you know?
00:26:19
How do you? I can't even imagine telling
00:26:22
that story to your friends. You know, it's like, really?
00:26:24
And then you have pictures of it.
00:26:26
Or you're having your car towed to the place to get it.
00:26:31
Is it totaled? I mean, it was totaled.
00:26:32
That's gone. Yeah, it's totaled.
00:26:34
So how'd your car get totaled? Well, Taco Bell.
00:26:37
Taco Bell. Taco Bell has some issues with
00:26:41
their sign anyway. But obviously.
00:26:43
I mean, obviously, I can't imagine they wouldn't.
00:26:48
Their insurance wouldn't. Cover the cost, Take care of
00:26:50
that. Yeah, you would think so.
00:26:51
Or like you said earlier, they may go to the sign people and be
00:26:54
like. That you're.
00:26:56
Yeah. I don't know how that works.
00:26:57
I'm not in that industry. I don't know if there's a sign
00:26:59
person. I don't.
00:27:01
I don't know how to sign. It's like poor poor like mom and
00:27:06
pop sign. Yeah, Mom and pop sign company.
00:27:08
And now they're done. Yeah, they're done.
00:27:11
You may sue them for about $5000.
00:27:15
But OK, good story, good story, good story.
00:27:18
I like it. So I was watching this video the
00:27:21
other day. Ryan.
00:27:23
A video? I haven't heard it called a
00:27:24
video in a while. Yeah, so I was alone in my
00:27:28
apartment. What kind of video is this
00:27:31
laptop moving? A little.
00:27:34
I was relaxed. I was watching this movie and it
00:27:38
was discussing diversity, equality and inclusion.
00:27:43
Yeah, it was a work video. Sorry.
00:27:45
There we go. There we go, mandatory training
00:27:49
and stuff like this, yeah. These videos, dude, and and you
00:27:53
know. That time of year they make you
00:27:54
do it like how many once a year. And so I'm sitting there
00:27:58
thinking, you know, I think we were talking about this before
00:28:00
the show, you know, back in the 80s or 70s or whatever.
00:28:03
You know, they had the videos with the little, they say a
00:28:05
little turtle. Now I.
00:28:06
Would watch those now smoking a cigarette in the classroom.
00:28:09
You know, patting the chick on the butt.
00:28:12
It's giving. Us by giving a little slap issue
00:28:14
off. You don't want to do this in the
00:28:15
workplace. And stuff like that.
00:28:17
I like that skirt today. Yeah, a little smack on the
00:28:19
you're Marjorie, you know Marjorie.
00:28:21
Sit on my lap real quick and let's discuss the reports.
00:28:26
Apparently that's frowned. Yeah.
00:28:27
Would you like to get a drink later?
00:28:28
Just the two of. I mean, I did ask my HR lady if
00:28:32
you're allowed to pat somebody on the butt as long as you say
00:28:35
good, good game, she said. No.
00:28:37
Yeah, I thought that. That might be her answer, so
00:28:40
anyway. Well, then she's not gonna get a
00:28:43
good game from you. This particular video Ryan and I
00:28:47
don't know why it ate into me a little bit.
00:28:51
I don't know if it. Well let me let me stop I I have
00:28:53
to watch them too and this one you're talking about was called
00:28:57
it that right called diversity. So I had to watch it.
00:29:02
I taught for a a now university they were a college and they've
00:29:06
they've upgraded I call it upgraded but they've they've
00:29:10
congratulations to them. I won't.
00:29:11
I won't say their name, but they I worked for a now university
00:29:16
and an online asking a question. Oh OK, dumb question.
00:29:21
What's the difference in a college?
00:29:23
I need don't ask me that because I don't.
00:29:25
I don't really know and did that number of students is that.
00:29:29
I don't think it's number of students.
00:29:30
I believe it's the the prestige. I believe it's the the level of
00:29:36
your deployment and degree is higher at a university, in a
00:29:42
college, if you went to something college and again.
00:29:48
I'm admitting right now that I That could be completely and
00:29:51
utterly wrong. And now you're going to make me
00:29:53
look this up after the show and we will have an answer for your
00:29:55
next show. You know, we'll have somebody
00:29:57
look it up for us. An e-mail.
00:29:58
Yeah, well, I'm going to look it up because it may be maybe it's
00:30:01
a student thing, a numbers thing that you just said.
00:30:03
But anyway, so I work for them and they, they had the same
00:30:06
shit. And I hate to say shit because
00:30:08
it's important, but the way that it's delivered to, at least if
00:30:13
it's the same one that I had to watch.
00:30:16
Is it's I? I laughed the whole time.
00:30:18
Yeah. And then I and then I then I
00:30:21
like, argued with it. I was like, that's that's so
00:30:23
stupid. Like why would she get mad at
00:30:25
that? He just said, did she look good?
00:30:28
Like she should be. Flattered, right, Right.
00:30:31
If someone came up to me and said, Ron, you look good.
00:30:33
I'm not going to be like I'm gonna sue your ass.
00:30:35
Sexual harassment and bullshit. She didn't say good game when
00:30:37
she patted me on. Yeah, but you.
00:30:39
Can just pat me. You don't even need to say good
00:30:40
game. I'm more than a piece of meat.
00:30:42
Pat me on the ass. So go ahead.
00:30:43
Go ahead. You watched a specific one so in
00:30:45
this in this particular video and and I wish I wish maybe we
00:30:48
had some more another opinion in here maybe Antwan to help us out
00:30:53
but I don't know if I'm allowed to be frustrated with this.
00:30:56
But a lot of the scenarios that they went through, and every one
00:31:01
of them, it was a mid 40s, early 50s white male that was always
00:31:08
the antagonist, right? Is that the right word I'm
00:31:10
trying to use bigger words for? You you did.
00:31:12
That was a great. That was a good one.
00:31:13
Great job, Okay. Cool that well.
00:31:17
Depending on what you meant, but go ahead.
00:31:19
That vocabulary toilet paper you got me has been great word of
00:31:22
the day. Yeah, yeah.
00:31:23
So anyway, the very first one was a young Hispanic male that
00:31:27
went into his role as far. I took notes on this one because
00:31:31
I like to make sure I came in not making shit.
00:31:33
No, I like it. This is this.
00:31:34
Well, that adds credibility to to our nonsense.
00:31:38
So it was a young Hispanic male that made reference to the fact
00:31:41
that they always made him do the digging.
00:31:44
As far as in his role I did. They didn't specify what he's
00:31:47
digging, but they were digging. It could have been lines.
00:31:50
It could have been, you know, whatever their work is.
00:31:52
It was some sort of actual physical manual.
00:31:55
Labor, but then reference that they always let the white kid go
00:32:00
get the parts for whatever that just ran and got parts ran and
00:32:04
got parts for the the project or whatever.
00:32:06
But he didn't do the actual dig, right.
00:32:08
So and you know, he even referenced as he was talking
00:32:11
about it. This is a quote, UN quote real
00:32:12
story. That's I don't know if it was a
00:32:15
racial thing or if I was just better at doing the digging than
00:32:19
the other guy was, but he threw in the fact that he was a white
00:32:22
kid going to get parts. I'm like.
00:32:24
But why would you even? Why would it you come to that?
00:32:27
I don't understand. What if he was better at digging
00:32:30
like so be it? Well, great, so.
00:32:35
You know, I mean, I can't imagine one one person versus
00:32:37
the other going to get supplies batters.
00:32:41
So it's not. Like there's a there going to be
00:32:43
a black kid there and they're like, you can't go get supplies
00:32:45
because you need to go do something that black.
00:32:48
It just it's so stupid. Anyway, go ahead.
00:32:50
So the next one was a handicapped woman and basically
00:32:56
look like kind of a warehouse type atmosphere.
00:32:59
And so it was a handicapped woman that came in.
00:33:00
She's in a electrical, electrical wheelchair.
00:33:03
Sorry, can't talk. And so basically she comes in,
00:33:07
the guy that she reaches out to talk to his, you know, late 40s,
00:33:12
early 50s, white male, and she's going over the processes of
00:33:17
ordering parts and how she feels like it'd be more effective.
00:33:20
And he kept, again, the guy wasn't in the in the right, but
00:33:25
he kept pointing out the fact that, well, trying to make her
00:33:28
feel like she's being lazy just because she's in a wheelchair,
00:33:30
she doesn't want to come down there because she's in a
00:33:32
wheelchair. She's talking about because
00:33:33
she's in a wheelchair. Well, that's all true, so.
00:33:36
I'm just kidding. Of course I'm kidding, Just cuz
00:33:39
she can't stand up for herself. Yeah, anyway, but the whole deal
00:33:45
you can't. Work at a manual labor company
00:33:46
from a wheelchair, right? You can't have route digging the
00:33:51
holes. But, but in this, in this
00:33:53
scenario, you said it was a big warehouse and yeah, you can most
00:33:56
definitely go up and down those aisles, right?
00:33:58
Like, it's nothing. But I mean, they're they're
00:34:01
making this guy come off like the jerk because he's pushing
00:34:04
back based on. But he's mid 40s, mid 40s of
00:34:06
30s, forties, right? White guy.
00:34:08
They made him the white, they made him the entire, you know,
00:34:11
and there happened to be a black gentleman behind listening to
00:34:14
the whole thing. And you know, you know, of
00:34:16
course he's shaking his head like I can't really be saying.
00:34:18
This and this white boy, you know, So that was another
00:34:21
scenario, another one, same thing.
00:34:24
It was a a young woman. I want to say she was a Middle
00:34:29
Eastern descent and she made reference to she was in a whole
00:34:33
conference room full of 40 year old white men and she said at
00:34:38
some point. This is the majority of this
00:34:39
country, by the way. One of the guys turned to her
00:34:42
and said, hey, can you go give me some water, You know, okay, I
00:34:46
mean, you're thirsty, you know, why not help somebody out?
00:34:49
But again, she was. She was upset, of course,
00:34:51
because she was the only young lady in there of color and in a
00:34:56
group, a man or a were. There women as she didn't
00:35:00
reference that. Okay.
00:35:01
So of course not she'd leave out all those details.
00:35:04
I mean, I guess my question is if she was the sitting the
00:35:07
furthest seat from the door. And he said, hey, can you go get
00:35:11
me some water? Maybe she stand.
00:35:13
Maybe. Maybe you maybe you have an
00:35:15
issue but if there's a lot of context that we don't know.
00:35:18
But this whole idea of of it's it's like people are looking for
00:35:21
it but why is it always, why is it always the 40 year old white
00:35:25
guy That's the racist. Why are we always the bad guy in
00:35:29
every? That's the Well, that's the
00:35:30
point. I mean, how about what if this
00:35:33
Indian woman, Indian or or you said Middle Eastern dissent?
00:35:39
Same thing. Just kidding.
00:35:42
Just kidding, everybody. This this woman of Middle
00:35:45
Eastern was sitting there and she said, hey Fred, go get me
00:35:48
some fucking water. That's Okay.
00:35:51
But if Fred said, hey, I'm not gonna try a Middle Eastern name.
00:35:56
Go get me some water, Fred. Is this racist asshole, right?
00:36:01
Or, you know, maybe she maybe she happened to be sitting next
00:36:04
to the table full of bottled waters.
00:36:08
Would you mind throwing me a water?
00:36:09
Literally as a ÂŁ12. Water right next to her.
00:36:11
This because I'm a female of Middle Eastern descent, and then
00:36:14
she looks over. There's a stack of bottled
00:36:15
waters right next to her. We don't know.
00:36:18
Well in in all fairness, I I get it.
00:36:21
What I what I understand is that I I make we make light and we
00:36:26
say, well, if it the roles are reversed And she asked Fred to
00:36:29
go do it and I and I understand that there's a history there.
00:36:34
That everybody wants to like, dwell in, right.
00:36:36
That that that, you know, white man is this and this and this
00:36:39
and this and this. But it's not going to do any
00:36:41
good to look for it, right. They're looking for it when and
00:36:46
you're showing this video to the whole company.
00:36:50
Sure. Why are we setting that
00:36:52
stereotype up that every racial situation where there's an issue
00:36:58
is always with the white 40 year old male?
00:37:02
Why is? That well you're right And and
00:37:04
now that I'm glad you brought this up tonight because you know
00:37:08
I can't think of 1. And and I'll and now I'll look
00:37:10
for it when I have to watch these super fucking videos.
00:37:14
But I can't think of 1 where the, you know, maybe the black
00:37:19
guy was kind of the the antagonist and the white guy,
00:37:23
poor white guy, except maybe when he's Jewish.
00:37:27
But the the even the Jewish people don't claim to be white.
00:37:30
They like, claim to be Jewish. It's it's very strange.
00:37:33
Well, even this last scenario I wrote down.
00:37:36
And it was basically, hold on, why did I write down do?
00:37:43
You want me to read it for you? Sorry.
00:37:45
Anyway, the last scenario was it was almost like they forced this
00:37:50
50 year old white guy in the scenario because it was a young
00:37:53
Asian coming off as the supervisor or the lead in this
00:37:59
project. However, you want to say.
00:38:00
The Asian woman. The Asian woman.
00:38:02
She's the lead that says some good things, right?
00:38:06
And then there was a young Hispanic, I say young in the
00:38:10
video. He looked like early 20s.
00:38:12
So both of them looked young. And then they've got this again,
00:38:16
late 40s, early 50s, white guy, long white hair, you know, to
00:38:21
his shoulders, nice suit on. And she's, she's going through
00:38:26
the meeting and saying, okay, here's what we did with this
00:38:28
project. She was talking about building a
00:38:30
website and how she sent over pictures for the website to this
00:38:35
designer, blah, blah, blah. And and as she's going to, this
00:38:39
guy's on his phone and it's like, well, you know, if you
00:38:42
send the pictures over there and they crop it, the quality is,
00:38:45
you know, distorted or whatever the case may be is.
00:38:48
And she's like, well, that's why I sent over the original and I
00:38:52
cropped it the way we like it. That way.
00:38:53
If they don't like the way we cropped it, they can crop it
00:38:55
their own, blah blah, blah. And he goes well.
00:38:57
And then he made another comment, and so he was just kind
00:39:00
of going back and forth with her.
00:39:01
Like kind of like people in a business, right?
00:39:03
But he was, he was kind of being a jerk.
00:39:05
But again, why? We've got two, you know, young
00:39:08
professionals and then they had to throw the the white guy in
00:39:11
there to be the bad guy. So it's like, why does I mean,
00:39:16
anybody could have pushed back on her on any of her ideas.
00:39:21
Why does it always have to be the 40 year old white guy?
00:39:23
Well, and and again, I don't think you and I have an issue
00:39:26
with it being the 40 year old white guy in this situation.
00:39:30
What I have an issue with is that it's every situation, every
00:39:33
situation I'd I think there was only one or other one or two
00:39:37
other scenarios that it wasn't, but I mean, it seemed like every
00:39:40
scenario was a 40 year old, literally.
00:39:45
I mean, this guy with the long, the long white hair sounds like
00:39:48
he might be a douche, but yeah, well, again, but and and the
00:39:52
scenario where the handicapped woman, this guy was a douche,
00:39:55
you know, he was a jerk. And so not not to say why can't
00:39:59
any other race have been a jerk in that situation.
00:40:01
You know right when. And that happens with with so
00:40:04
many I mean. I've this one we've been talking
00:40:09
about. I think I've seen the same.
00:40:11
I mean, I think most companies use it.
00:40:13
And then of course the 70s ones were, I thought they're funny
00:40:17
now. But I mean they had them back in
00:40:19
way back for like sexual harassment and for things where
00:40:22
they would show students in high schools back in, I'm talking
00:40:27
like the 60s and 70s. They had these these videos and
00:40:30
it was just, I mean, there again, I don't mean to laugh,
00:40:34
but they were really, really bad at poorly acted, right.
00:40:38
They didn't have a Bradley Cooper or a you know, who are
00:40:41
the actors we've given Tom? Jason Statham.
00:40:44
Tom Hanks. Jason Statham.
00:40:46
The Rock wasn't acting. He mentioned the Rock in one of
00:40:49
these. Hey, girl, he's in his suit.
00:40:53
He's like the boss. You cannot throw a woman over
00:40:55
your shoulder like this and pat her on the ass.
00:40:57
He's got his suit on, Statham comes in and he's just like,
00:41:00
hey, he looks so fine today in that skirt, like.
00:41:03
But, but you know, I've, I've seen them all and it's just kind
00:41:07
of like, I don't know, it's almost like the way they do it
00:41:12
and the and the direct, the way that's directed, it makes it
00:41:16
look more like a like it's being forced.
00:41:19
I mean it's like this, this, this.
00:41:23
I don't think it really happens this way.
00:41:26
It happens. But you're making it, you're
00:41:28
almost exaggerating it so that people can, you know, be aware,
00:41:33
but but then at the same time. Should I not be offended though?
00:41:38
Like if I walk into a room, I looked at it as the one that's
00:41:42
OK. Well, here comes a racist
00:41:43
asshole even know me that that's that.
00:41:47
There you go. And that's the problem.
00:41:49
And that's the problem with with especially with kids when
00:41:51
they're showing these types of things, not exactly the same
00:41:54
thing. But when they're showing these
00:41:55
types of things growing up, all of a sudden the the stereotypes
00:42:00
become reality. And in this case you're walking
00:42:03
in in your company and and if somebody's just recently watched
00:42:07
this film, I say film whatever you know it it, it, it's almost
00:42:13
like it's assumed that you're you could be that guy.
00:42:16
Whereas a guy, maybe a black guy your age, walks in in the same
00:42:21
situation and it's like, oh, he would never do that, when in
00:42:24
reality he may be the one that does it right?
00:42:27
So so that's the problem right there.
00:42:28
And I don't know if this, you know, helps.
00:42:31
I don't know if it helps out. But anyway, I worked at a
00:42:33
company when I was right out of high school and basically they
00:42:37
put. Together a couple years ago.
00:42:39
Yeah, a few years back and their main, their main job was
00:42:44
basically putting office cubicles and stuff like that
00:42:46
together, putting the electric wind, is that the other?
00:42:48
So I was a young kid and so. On sites I'm, I mean, I'm in
00:42:54
there busting my ass and they had one young lady sitting over
00:42:58
on the side, Couldn't speak English.
00:43:02
Just sorting hardware, just on the side, sorting hardware.
00:43:07
So I'm, I'm carrying panels and I'm carrying electrical stuff
00:43:10
and I'm carrying this and we're putting these big cubicles
00:43:12
together and hooking them together, screwing them in,
00:43:15
blah, blah blah, putting the desks in.
00:43:17
And she's over here sorting hardware.
00:43:20
And then after the site, or after the job is done, I'm the
00:43:25
only one that has a driver's license, So I'm having to drive
00:43:32
the van of other workers back to the office to drop them back
00:43:37
off. So but now I'm the racist
00:43:40
asshole in my 40s, you know, it's like what the fuck?
00:43:45
But yeah, I mean, I can't. I mean there's nothing to say to
00:43:47
that. It's exactly.
00:43:49
It's a perfect example. I I it, I mean it's similar to,
00:43:54
I mean we won't talk about it tonight.
00:43:55
We'll get back into it. But it's similar to the movie
00:43:57
talk where you they're forcing different roles to be played by
00:44:03
people are up in arms about you know casting and and not being
00:44:07
the the character not being cast accurately to what they really
00:44:11
are and and things like that And it's just kind of like it it
00:44:17
these videos but I think they've always kind of done that and
00:44:23
that's and that's what's for that Now that you're saying it
00:44:25
and I'm I'm not going to think about it too much on on the show
00:44:28
because I don't want people just to watch me go like this the
00:44:33
whole time and thinking but but it's it it it it it's it's been
00:44:40
that way for a while And I think that if you look back I'd be
00:44:45
curious and I'd be willing to go look.
00:44:47
And maybe I don't know if YouTube has any any video old
00:44:50
old school. But you find some old ones where
00:44:52
maybe you know what was it ever a time when that you know, the
00:44:58
people always say, well this country was so pro white and
00:45:01
this and that. Was there ever a time that these
00:45:02
videos were, it was reversed where all the bad, you know, bad
00:45:08
people, the antagonists of the of the the scenes were?
00:45:12
Of color were of color. Or you know, some other
00:45:15
situation where the white people were innocent.
00:45:16
I I need to look at that because.
00:45:19
I'll I'll, I'll reserve judgment fully until I see that.
00:45:23
But it it there's no excuse for now.
00:45:27
I just don't like hypocrisy and that seems what it is.
00:45:30
It's just like we want to all be equal, that it's time for us to
00:45:34
move forward together, and this is this is anything but
00:45:37
together. And why don't I switch the roles
00:45:39
up as you go through that video, You know, to a couple different
00:45:42
ones. I mean, have 11 white guy be an
00:45:44
asshole. And then then you know what?
00:45:46
There are some black guys that are assholes.
00:45:48
There are some Middle Eastern women who probably or can be
00:45:52
bitches, and it just it just is everybody.
00:45:55
There's assholes in all colors, shapes and sizes.
00:45:57
Yes, that's for damn sure. And and anybody that wants to
00:46:00
argue that come at us or don't fucking listen because that's
00:46:04
the it's so stupid to think that that that a Middle Eastern woman
00:46:08
couldn't couldn't possibly have an attitude or either that she
00:46:11
couldn't get a fucking bottle of water that was right next to her
00:46:14
or or go even go to the jug. It's right there.
00:46:18
We don't know. But.
00:46:19
But in this case, I'm going to pretend that it's right there.
00:46:22
That would be fun. Like you look right next to
00:46:24
she's got, she's got a couple of.
00:46:26
Waters. All the waters are right there
00:46:28
and she's just like why are you asking me to get it?
00:46:30
And she and they he just points and she's like, oh, there you
00:46:35
go. But anyway so that's that's an
00:46:38
interesting topic and I think we can we can it's something to
00:46:41
talk about with guests. I think like you said having our
00:46:44
boy Antwon on if he's still even listening to us we need to get
00:46:47
him on get him back on soon because I love his perspective
00:46:51
it's it's just so it's just it's different than ours And so the
00:46:55
things he agrees with us on. I love hearing because it's like
00:46:59
all right well Gen. Z and and us and and and and
00:47:02
different different ethnicities and things like that.
00:47:04
We can, we can agree, but then things that he disagrees with.
00:47:08
We're able to learn from this is how this is how he's thinking,
00:47:11
This is his mindset. And that's what I like.
00:47:13
That's the whole point of our It's a whole point of our show.
00:47:16
Yeah. And so I think something like
00:47:17
this would be good for Antoine. So let's save that before we go
00:47:20
any further. What do you think?
00:47:22
I like it. Yeah.
00:47:23
I just wanted to bring it up because yeah, for whatever
00:47:25
reason, I don't know why, why? And actually I think I started
00:47:27
noticing it after the fact and I was just like, I was like let me
00:47:30
go back and watch this. Maybe maybe I'm not remembering.
00:47:32
And literally every scenario was like 40 year old guy, 40 year
00:47:36
old. I just want to know how they
00:47:38
can't, how they think during production that these actors
00:47:41
are, they just obviously don't care.
00:47:44
But it's so bad. The acting is so bad, so it's
00:47:47
almost hilarious. Well, whoever you know edits
00:47:49
this thing too. They're sitting there thinking,
00:47:52
why is the bad guy in every scenario a 40 year old like, you
00:47:55
know, So I wasn't even talking about that anymore.
00:47:58
I was just talking about acting in jail.
00:47:59
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is kind of cheesy.
00:48:01
Yeah. Hello, Margie.
00:48:03
How are you? You look nice in that skirt
00:48:05
today. Yeah, Bill, I Bill, I appreciate
00:48:07
that, but I'm. Offended that you would tell me
00:48:09
I look nice in the skirt. Which does it have?
00:48:12
Are you? Are you are you doing the one
00:48:13
that gives you a choice? Like which scenario you Yeah,
00:48:16
you pick one. Yeah.
00:48:17
And it shows you what? Should Marjorie, though,
00:48:19
offended? Yeah, because Bob said she looks
00:48:21
good in a skirt. What?
00:48:22
What? It pressed.
00:48:23
It pressed this. If Marjorie stands up for
00:48:26
herself. Yeah.
00:48:27
And you hit it and she's like, she's silent.
00:48:29
She's like Bill. I do not think that that is
00:48:32
appropriate because my skirt is at my knees and I look.
00:48:36
Just as nice in pants Bill so. And you see Bill, he's like when
00:48:43
he like, turns away and shame, it's so.
00:48:47
I don't know. I just.
00:48:48
I just, anyway, it's that's what the problem is.
00:48:50
I laugh. I laugh at that.
00:48:52
And I shouldn't laugh because there are some situations out
00:48:55
there that are serious in these videos.
00:48:57
Come on, you can do better, but do better.
00:49:00
How about that? Do better.
00:49:03
All right. Good topic.
00:49:04
All right, Let's do our facts. Crazy facts crazy.
00:49:08
Are we going to do deaths? Are we going to do facts?
00:49:10
What are we doing tonight? I.
00:49:11
Have some death ones. Let's do some death.
00:49:13
I love crazy deaths. I do.
00:49:15
Let's do crazy deaths. So the first one is Death by
00:49:18
chocolate, which is scary cuz I'd love chocolate.
00:49:20
I just like threw my hands up. Yeah.
00:49:24
You do love chocolate. You are a What's your favorite
00:49:26
chocolate bar or? Snickers.
00:49:30
Yeah, Snickers is legit Snickers.
00:49:32
Yeah, I can't argue there. So yeah, I love me some
00:49:35
Snickers, yeah. So death by chocolate, it says
00:49:38
The infamous Boston Molasses Disaster of 1919 saw molten
00:49:42
sugar flowing through the streets in Massachusetts,
00:49:46
causing 21 deaths. Right.
00:49:49
Molten sugar flowing through streets of Massachusetts causing
00:49:53
21 deaths. What the You even heard of the
00:49:55
molasses? Really.
00:49:57
That sucks. It was that we should read about
00:49:59
it. Okay.
00:50:00
But the case of it No, that sucks.
00:50:03
That sounds horrible. Yeah, but the case of it wasn't
00:50:06
delightful. It wasn't like they weren't
00:50:08
enjoying their molasses during that time.
00:50:10
It was. It really filled the flood of
00:50:12
the streets and molasses. Slow, though, Like, doesn't
00:50:15
matter. Reference slow.
00:50:16
So is lava? Yeah, I think.
00:50:19
Isn't lava slow? Yeah, I think so.
00:50:20
Anyway, but the case of Natalia Nimitz.
00:50:24
Is a true life tale of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory
00:50:27
assessment good film in October 2017.
00:50:31
This is a 36 year old mother was busy working in a candy factory
00:50:34
and of course the Russian city of Starry Oscar that I think
00:50:42
that was the exact. Russian accent.
00:50:46
Russian. Yeah, Russian.
00:50:47
Been working on it. So yeah, I think they would be
00:50:49
like, wow, he's he might be a spy from, yeah.
00:50:52
No. So this is Russia.
00:50:54
Russian city God, yes. Noticing she was missing, her
00:51:01
colleagues scrambled into action search for her, but soon made a
00:51:05
chilling discovery chilling. Discovery They found her legs
00:51:10
poking out of a VAT of molten caramel.
00:51:15
So I'm not eating Snickers anymore.
00:51:17
Is caramel. It wasn't even chocolate.
00:51:19
It says. If that wasn't gruesome enough,
00:51:21
the VAT contained warring blades.
00:51:26
Wiring. Oh, I don't know what that.
00:51:28
I don't know what you're trying to say.
00:51:30
I don't either WHIRRING. Well, it sounds like worrying,
00:51:34
but I don't. I don't know the hell that is.
00:51:36
To stir its contents. OK, but did she jump?
00:51:39
Was she push or did she slip and then it?
00:51:42
Says Butterfingers. I like that writer.
00:51:48
Look, look. But that's the point.
00:51:50
Like, was she? Did someone like, push her in
00:51:52
there, right? Did she?
00:51:54
It's just Russia. How do you just?
00:51:56
Yeah, it might have been there. Government.
00:51:57
Government. So, so she would she just fell
00:52:02
into this. Shot caramel and just, but that
00:52:06
wasn't chocolate. Chop chop.
00:52:08
Yeah, that was, yeah. What a misleading title I was.
00:52:12
Look, the whole story was fucked because it was caramel
00:52:14
chocolate, yeah. I'm going to write a letter.
00:52:18
Anyway, that's weird. We need to imagine walking in
00:52:20
and seeing this. Chicks like feet hanging out of
00:52:23
this machine still. This is this is.
00:52:29
This help this, but this is so delicious too.
00:52:32
Like, Oh my God. OK, next.
00:52:35
Make some good care. Yeah.
00:52:36
Anyway, next one. The next one is called Crock
00:52:39
Pit. I can't believe you and I can
00:52:40
make a joke about some woman died in a vatic caramel, but go
00:52:44
ahead. Crock pit, Said Crock Pot Crock
00:52:48
Pits. Crock Pit Crock Pits.
00:52:51
There's perhaps only one thing scarier than the film Snakes on
00:52:55
it plane. I like that movie.
00:52:58
You like that? Yeah.
00:52:59
I never saw it. Everyone thought it was so
00:53:01
stupid. Yeah, I liked it.
00:53:02
Whatever. Samuel.
00:53:03
Samuel. Oh yeah, he took care of all
00:53:05
those snakes. Drop a.
00:53:06
Few F bombs in that one, I'm sure maybe.
00:53:09
Maybe Crocs on a plane is scarier, It says.
00:53:13
I messed that one up anyway. And we're not talking about the
00:53:16
footwear, though they are pretty terrifying.
00:53:20
I guess you're talking about. That was supposed to be a joke,
00:53:22
but it's stupid. Maybe the way I read it, I don't
00:53:25
know, in 2010? I don't.
00:53:27
Think Democratic Republic of Congo.
00:53:29
OK, well, we're not supposed to say anything, but but we are
00:53:35
familiar with the Democratic Republic of Congo.
00:53:37
Yeah. Yeah, 20 crew and passengers
00:53:41
died in a plane crash. 20 crew and passengers combined laugh
00:53:47
about this. No I anything, plane, anything.
00:53:50
Plane crash freaks me out. Yeah.
00:53:53
So crew and passengers died in a plane crash when a crocodile
00:53:58
being smuggled by a traveler. What?
00:54:01
Freed itself from a sports bag presume, presumably Lacoste.
00:54:10
Is that what it says? That's been that.
00:54:12
That was great, OK? That joke made-up for the other
00:54:14
bullshit joke. So panic passengers all ran
00:54:17
towards the flight deck and the tiny plane became unbalanced and
00:54:20
crashed. Why are we laughing?
00:54:23
Why? Cuz there's an because it's
00:54:24
fucking alligator on the airplane.
00:54:27
One passenger, passenger and the crocodile survived.
00:54:32
The crocodile survived. Can you imagine that plane boom
00:54:35
all sudden? You see this crocodile Come on.
00:54:37
Well, he just crawls out like bitch and like walks away.
00:54:40
He's like, yeah, yeah, you tried to take me motherfuckers.
00:54:43
The croc and 1 passenger. One passenger in the crocodile.
00:54:47
What if the crocodile just is like, let's go.
00:54:50
Dinner, Sir? Yeah, dinner, Sir.
00:54:51
Let me finish all of them off. That was pretty funny.
00:54:54
What was the that joke that I was really good.
00:54:56
I like. That one.
00:54:57
The Lacoste bag. The Lacoste bag.
00:54:58
Yeah, that was pretty funny. I can't joke because I still am
00:55:03
terrified of flying and and small little fucking planes.
00:55:06
Yeah, which reminds me, I'm going.
00:55:08
To get I'll mention real fast, we're very excited to announce
00:55:14
that we are going to have a guest on the show next week.
00:55:16
No, Yeah, on the is it. Your mom or mine?
00:55:20
No, the moms aren't going to come on yet.
00:55:22
Well, I think we're going to wait for next Mother's Day 2024.
00:55:25
We're going to wait for them, but we're going to have a guest
00:55:29
on and he happens to be a pilot and I have so many, so many
00:55:34
questions for him and he's a pilot for a major airline and
00:55:38
he's kind of been up and down of of the different size of planes
00:55:43
and things like that. So he's going to be on.
00:55:45
And he he's got opinions about a lot of other stuff too and he he
00:55:48
also happens to be the the gentleman that picks his teams
00:55:51
based on the uniform, so. Andy happened to win the fucking
00:55:56
anyone. The fantasy fucking football.
00:55:58
Last year, yeah, and week one. This week one.
00:56:01
This year, he got his ass kicked and we were all like laughing,
00:56:03
but we too. He's like here I come.
00:56:05
So anyway, it'll be great that he's going to be a blast and we
00:56:09
look forward to that. But that that plane, the plane
00:56:11
thing reminded me of that he would be on the show.
00:56:13
So that'll be the next next show after this one.
00:56:16
I cannot wait. Yeah, it's going to be fun.
00:56:17
I can't be good. Good time.
00:56:18
He's, he's a, he's a character for sure so.
00:56:22
So do you want one more? Yeah, I want one more.
00:56:24
Real fast. OK, last one is out and this out
00:56:28
of the flying pan. Let me try that again.
00:56:31
Yeah, the last one is out of the flying pan into the Flyer.
00:56:39
Did you mean frying pan? No, no.
00:56:41
Flying pan, I said. Flying pan.
00:56:44
God damn it. Into the Flyer.
00:56:46
Look, I'm just thinking, sure, because we were talking about
00:56:48
flying. Maybe it was in your head.
00:56:49
Yes, go ahead the out of the flying pan into the Flyer.
00:56:53
Flyer. Got it.
00:56:54
OK, so in 2001, model plane enthusiast Roger Wallace was
00:56:58
killed by a head on collision with his.
00:57:05
But with his own radio controlled plane, 60 year old
00:57:11
Roger from Arizona. God damn it.
00:57:14
You wanted him to be well, You wanted him to be from Florida.
00:57:17
Yeah. Why don't you just start telling
00:57:19
everybody these stories? Are every story?
00:57:21
Well, so. Far they're in a different
00:57:23
country, so we kind of laugh about that, but this one's in
00:57:25
fucking America anyway, for Arizona.
00:57:27
Lost sight of the 6.5 pound mission.
00:57:30
Oh my. So this guy?
00:57:32
OK, I'm going to let you tell the rest, but I don't think you
00:57:37
need to. The bottom line is this guy died
00:57:39
from his remote control air. Said he he lost sight of his 6.5
00:57:45
pound machine as he was looking into the sun, even though it had
00:57:49
a wingspan of five feet. The plane crashed into his chest
00:57:54
at 40 miles per. Hour God, that must have not
00:57:58
felt good. Ironically, it was a case out of
00:58:02
the frying pan into the fire. Wallace had been drag racing
00:58:06
cars at nearby drag strip when he spotted the model airplane
00:58:10
enthusiasts and asked if he could join them.
00:58:13
Attracted to the idea because it was safer than drag racing.
00:58:19
So I guess they're trying to make fun of the fact he was drag
00:58:22
racing and lived plays with model airplanes and fucking
00:58:26
kills him. Yeah, there, there are a lot of
00:58:29
those kind of ironic scenarios where you're you're, you know, a
00:58:34
risk taker and then something, What was the one there?
00:58:37
There was one where he was like he was like Evil Knievel and he
00:58:41
did all the stunts and then he got hit by a bus.
00:58:46
And we're we slipped getting out of.
00:58:48
The back Yeah, we're we're laughing, but it's just kind of
00:58:52
like this guy just jumped over a Canyon and should have died.
00:58:56
Percentages were probably pretty high that should have died.
00:58:59
But then he slipped and hit his head on something.
00:59:00
You know, he stepped. Off his bike and fell off the
00:59:03
Cliff. He just cleared it and then he
00:59:07
fell off. That's that kind of stuff.
00:59:10
Happens a lot. Funny shit.
00:59:13
Those are good. Those are were those you did
00:59:16
three? Yes, I did.
00:59:17
Yeah. Those are all good.
00:59:19
I liked all of them. I'm going to give you credit.
00:59:21
Every one of those I like. We're pretty good today, yes.
00:59:24
You know, this sounds really morbid, but we've got to find
00:59:28
more funny, crazy deaths. That's going to happen, people,
00:59:34
and it's inevitable we might as well laugh at.
00:59:37
I was asking somebody today. I don't know.
00:59:38
I don't know which one's worse, if there's a worse one or not.
00:59:41
But which one Can you imagine would be worse?
00:59:43
Drowning or being burnt? Burned.
00:59:47
Yeah, yeah, this is the common. This is a common question.
00:59:50
And I I'm back and forth, I'll admit it.
00:59:52
Because the idea of drowning and knowing that I'm drowning, it
00:59:57
terrifies me. Because I'm it's kind of like
01:00:00
this idea of being in a confined space and you just can't
01:00:03
breathe. Well, the anxiety's got to be
01:00:05
horrible. But well, at that point, I'm not
01:00:08
thinking about anxiety. I'm thinking about them.
01:00:11
I'm dying. And if I know that I'm done.
01:00:13
If I know that I'm, you don't think you would come to a piece
01:00:15
and be? Well, I don't know.
01:00:18
I haven't. I've never experienced.
01:00:20
That you? Haven't experienced that yet,
01:00:22
but but once you find out, let me know.
01:00:25
But I can see, I think I can see how and that's that's in.
01:00:29
I'm glad you said that because that's the reason I go back and
01:00:31
and I think that maybe being burnt is worse because there's
01:00:36
no peace there. Well, I've been told, like, you
01:00:39
know, the people that do the branding, have you heard?
01:00:42
Have you seen that? So they get a brain.
01:00:44
You know, they brand animals well.
01:00:47
They say that when you get a brand on your skin that it burns
01:00:52
so bad that ultimately your skin is it.
01:00:54
It goes numb so that at some point you don't feel it right.
01:00:59
I have never tried it. I've thought about it but I've
01:01:01
never tried it so. I'm not.
01:01:03
I don't really want to see if my my body goes numb burning, So
01:01:07
yeah, I can't imagine it being fun.
01:01:08
But can you? I mean I I'll accidentally hit
01:01:11
my like pinky finger on the stove when it's on and that
01:01:16
thing hurts for two fucking days and I'm going, Can you imagine
01:01:19
your whole body being burnt and you had the the stake, the
01:01:23
witches at the stake and people being burnt alive and it just
01:01:26
seems absolutely awful and so. I don't, there's no, I don't
01:01:31
think there's a way to get peace there.
01:01:33
But like you said under the water, if you're going OK, this
01:01:36
is how it's going to be. And you just kind of, I don't
01:01:39
know. We don't know.
01:01:40
I mean that's the point. You see it.
01:01:42
You see it in film and in writing and things like that,
01:01:45
you know, I mean, I just hate water going on my nose.
01:01:47
So it's like. You're like, literally dying.
01:01:51
You're like all that. That water.
01:01:53
Yeah, that water got up my nose. Salt water, you know, it was
01:01:56
like, it tastes horrible. Yeah, it's really bad.
01:01:59
I wish I could die with fresh water, fresh water.
01:02:01
I wish I was in a lake, freshwater lake.
01:02:03
Not in the ocean. That one was good.
01:02:06
OK, let's do software. And it's real fast.
01:02:11
You know this one was. This one was kind of like
01:02:14
boosted by the same gentleman that writes our song, blah, blah
01:02:17
blah, whatever. What we were going to call him
01:02:20
something like something asshole, we're going to call ca.
01:02:27
It was. I remember it was on one of our
01:02:30
episodes. We're going to call him
01:02:31
something anyway because I went, I said anyway, who gives a shit?
01:02:38
Anyway, he's the guy that wrote the song and we and we, but he's
01:02:41
very close with us. And he kind of he kind of pushes
01:02:43
on me and and and now that he's shown me or kind of made me
01:02:48
aware of it I it's all over now and I can't I can't get get rid
01:02:53
of it and it's another car thing and you're driving and you you
01:02:58
drive by and and look I think these days any car I think OK if
01:03:03
it's like a 1984 Centra and it's and it's all beat to hell or
01:03:09
whatever I get it. Then you can, you are excused.
01:03:14
But if you're in a, if you're in like a brand new Mercedes or a
01:03:18
Lexus or a whatever, or a Porsche or a range or any or
01:03:23
even some of these new or no, not even that for Explorers or
01:03:28
or or newer vehicles. How about that?
01:03:32
Anything in the last like 5 to 10 years, I would say anything
01:03:37
and you drive by and so today this happened and it reminded me
01:03:40
of it. And you drive by and you look
01:03:42
and you know this bitch isn't in half in my lane and half in her
01:03:46
lane. You drive by and she's literally
01:03:48
holding her phone against her ear talking.
01:03:55
These cars have handfree. It's just it's it's beyond me
01:04:02
that these people don't understand that you that First
01:04:05
off it's dangerous to hold your to be on a call with the holding
01:04:09
the phone. Cuz that takes away one of your
01:04:11
two hands. But who doesn't have Handsfree
01:04:15
dialing anymore? I don't get it right, especially
01:04:18
if you're that guy from Lowe's, you know?
01:04:21
Which way? Oh, oh, you're you're oh, your
01:04:26
guy. Stay with me.
01:04:27
Your guy stay with me. I thought.
01:04:28
Even my guy from Lowe's. You're the one without the arm.
01:04:31
Look. He definitely shouldn't be on
01:04:33
the cell phone without Handsfree dialing.
01:04:36
But it's just kind. Of like you walk you, you drive
01:04:38
by and you're going, you're in this.
01:04:40
Beautiful Alexis. Like.
01:04:43
Guess what? Just take two seconds.
01:04:45
Program the damn thing. Bluetooth.
01:04:47
And yeah, I mean right. Although I've.
01:04:51
Kind of am I? Are we wrong?
01:04:53
Not absolutely wrong and unfortunately I've I've been
01:04:56
that guy before because I've been told it's hard to hear
01:04:59
through my the Bluetooth on my truck and it's a 2018, it's not
01:05:04
that old. No.
01:05:06
Whoever tells you that's full of shit, so I've been told it's
01:05:08
hard to hear so and sometimes. I'm fired up and honestly I and
01:05:12
maybe it's my old age, but sometimes I find it hard to hear
01:05:16
that person on through my Bluetooth.
01:05:19
So I'm like instead of saying what was that again?
01:05:21
Do you think it's the Bluetooth or do you think it's just like
01:05:23
where you are or the volume of volume of the phone or yeah,
01:05:27
that's very. Maybe it's the fact that you are
01:05:29
on Android. Oh, I did it.
01:05:33
You're just mad. Is it a green dot?
01:05:34
You're just mad about the green. Dot I'm still mad about the
01:05:36
green. I need to upgrade my phone.
01:05:38
I may go. I may go.
01:05:40
IPhone I. May try, would you?
01:05:41
Yeah, I correct my damn screen, so I mean.
01:05:44
This is an opportunity for you, Trey, and I've had this phone.
01:05:47
For I'm going to put this on, this is going to be our, our,
01:05:51
our poll. I'm going to put a poll up on
01:05:54
all of our social. Yeah, after that I'll put up an
01:05:57
A poll POLL on. Whether you now, now that you've
01:06:02
cracked your screen, yeah, should go and switch to iPhone.
01:06:05
Okay. We'll see what the listeners
01:06:07
say. How amazing would that be for us
01:06:10
to finally have a blue blue dot in our group?
01:06:13
A blue. Conversation instead of green
01:06:16
Yeah, I'm excited. I'll be happy if you've still,
01:06:24
if you've still, if you're still with us.
01:06:28
And I hope you're excited as we are.
01:06:31
We all are Android, by the way. We're literally about 5050
01:06:34
Android and iPhone according to Spotify.
01:06:37
Really interesting. That is surprising.
01:06:39
Android people, take it easy. I just happen to be an iPhone
01:06:42
guy. And I and I like blue versus
01:06:45
green. Gotcha.
01:06:45
That's it. You guys do your thing and we
01:06:48
love you, right? Sure.
01:06:50
We love the Android. Yeah.
01:06:52
And iPhone. And hey, women.
01:06:56
You're you're starting to slack a little bit.
01:06:58
We've we've gone down, I think they're about 68% now.
01:07:02
Well, only from 74, that's not or 76, the 8% drop, but maybe
01:07:07
it's because the boys are coming on.
01:07:10
It's saying hey, hey, these are our, these are our guys.
01:07:14
Yeah, we're listening. So either way, I don't care.
01:07:16
I don't care what you are. Just just listen.
01:07:19
Yeah, identify as a listener. How about that?
01:07:22
There you go. Have you?
01:07:23
Do you have another? Do you have a software?
01:07:24
And I do, I do please. So this came up in the urinal.
01:07:31
I saw you staring at me. I was like, he must have a
01:07:33
software and yeah, I've got one. Wait, a whole lot?
01:07:37
This came up in the urinal Urinals.
01:07:40
Urinals. So, rule of thumb, if you walk
01:07:44
in and the bathrooms empty, there's three.
01:07:47
Urinals there 3 urinals. How many stalls?
01:07:51
Fuck the stalls. Well, I'm just trying to get a
01:07:54
size 3 urinals, 3 stalls. OK, there you go.
01:07:58
You're going, it was that very hard.
01:08:00
You're going to be urinal. Are you supposed to use?
01:08:03
Nobody's there. Just you.
01:08:04
Nobody's there. Which one are you?
01:08:05
I would use one of the side ones OK.
01:08:08
So that I'm not going right down the fucking middle.
01:08:10
No, because I wouldn't want two people to come in and stay next
01:08:13
to me and look at my big hogs. So the awareness is you use one
01:08:16
of the other ones, so if another gentleman comes in, they have
01:08:18
the ability to go one urinal over from you little urinal in
01:08:22
between each other, right? Sure.
01:08:24
OK. I mean that that would be my
01:08:26
mindset. So I mean, if there's four
01:08:27
urinals in there, OK, and you're not in the far right one or far
01:08:32
left one, you're maybe offset middle one and another gentleman
01:08:36
comes in, where the fuck is he supposed to go?
01:08:37
He's supposed. To go that's true one over,
01:08:39
right? Just have some space.
01:08:41
You're in the middle, Yeah, of four four.
01:08:44
And you're still have. You're in one of the middle two.
01:08:46
Yeah, you still have the ability to pick one of the urinal in
01:08:50
between, right? Sure.
01:08:51
So why are these assholes picking urinal right next to?
01:08:54
You. I mean, there's 20 urinals in
01:08:56
there. Reminds me of what did you do
01:08:58
that was something very similar where it was kind of like, why?
01:09:01
Why next to each other? Why?
01:09:03
Yeah, I forget what it was, but it was very similar.
01:09:07
Yeah. Yeah.
01:09:09
Just. Look, I'm with you.
01:09:11
Put some space in there. I'm with you.
01:09:15
I don't need anybody taking a peek.
01:09:17
And I don't. I don't, I don't.
01:09:20
It all of a sudden it goes from being a relaxing pee right to
01:09:26
this like tension where you're like, OK, who the fuck is this
01:09:30
guy? And I tell you what, I was real
01:09:33
nervous. Well, selfconscious.
01:09:36
I probably not nervous, but more selfconscious.
01:09:39
It's hard to go to. Don't do that to yourself.
01:09:40
It's hard to go to a rap concert and go in there and go in the
01:09:43
urinals and. Oh my God, proudly pee.
01:09:49
You should say that because you were at Snoop.
01:09:50
That's like, yeah, that's majority white.
01:09:53
Oh, that's true. But what's even worse is I'm bad
01:09:58
about wearing sandals. Oh God, yeah.
01:10:01
Well, we all like, we're in Texas, it's 100 and million
01:10:04
degrees. We're going to wear sandals.
01:10:05
So do you feel the splash? Are you feeling splatter,
01:10:08
Splash. You don't know if it's your
01:10:09
splatter or a neighbor splatter, but yeah, a neighbor.
01:10:14
Yeah, that's. Let me ask you, what do you do?
01:10:19
You walk into the bathroom. You're wearing tennis shoes.
01:10:21
OK. I don't wear a lot of thin.
01:10:23
Go ahead. You're wearing dress shoes.
01:10:25
OK, you wear dress shoes. I did, yeah, last night wearing
01:10:28
dress shoes. You go and use the restroom.
01:10:32
Go wash your hands. You look down your shoes untie.
01:10:35
Do you burn those shoe laces? You get rid of them.
01:10:37
Do you want? That's a good question.
01:10:41
I've never, ever in my years of existence thought of that.
01:10:46
Thank you for giving that notice your.
01:10:49
Well, your shoes I've never done.
01:10:51
No, I've never thought because they're never undone.
01:10:53
I tie them. Really.
01:10:55
You're older than three, That's right.
01:10:57
And 1/2. That's right, 3 3/4.
01:11:00
I don't. I don't.
01:11:02
I really have never walked out of there going, oh, my shoes
01:11:04
untied. I've never done that before.
01:11:07
And now I'm going to every time. Probably because you've just
01:11:10
said that. Thank you.
01:11:12
No. What do you do?
01:11:15
I mean, you don't eat them. Yeah, I mean you.
01:11:17
What time? In the washer hand, Yeah.
01:11:19
Have you ever had that issue where the your belt hits the
01:11:22
urinal? No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:11:28
I don't. I don't undo my belt.
01:11:30
What are you for? Undo my belt?
01:11:33
Well, how are you supposed to get your pants down to your
01:11:35
ankles if you don't undo your belt?
01:11:40
I usually only need a zipper to be undone.
01:11:42
But you know, I mean, some people need to do their whole
01:11:45
pants and I do my whole baby. I can't fight through the
01:11:48
zipper. And then the little hole in the
01:11:49
underwear. And then the.
01:11:50
What's really bad, and then we'll end on this is this visual
01:11:54
I have of walking into a restroom.
01:11:57
Nobody else in there but you. Bare ass with your pants around
01:12:05
your ankles, Your pants around your ankles taking a leak and
01:12:11
you're just like. Hey, guys.
01:12:13
Hey everybody. And that would be it.
01:12:18
That's that's how we're gonna walk right back out.
01:12:20
Or do you use the restroom with? Your head down.
01:12:22
It depends on how badly I had to pee.
01:12:24
But. But.
01:12:27
No, I'd use it. I'd go ahead and use the
01:12:29
restroom. Use it.
01:12:30
I wouldn't high five you, but I would.
01:12:31
I would. I'd use the restroom.
01:12:33
You pat me on the butt, say good game.
01:12:34
Yeah, God, everyone. Yeah, we went on.
01:12:42
We went on and on and on and on. So I'm going to end on that
01:12:45
note, like, without even any question.
01:12:47
We'd love you. YouTube, Spotify, X, whatever
01:12:53
the fuck it is these days. Twitter Watch us there.
01:12:56
Listen wherever you want, but we're on all of it.
01:12:59
Just listen. Go listen.
01:13:01
Check us out. Subscribe comment.
01:13:03
Comment, subscribe, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:13:06
We're still, we got plenty of merchandise.
01:13:10
I hate saying this stuff, but you know, I saw you put a little
01:13:13
deal on. Was it Facebook for some
01:13:16
comments? For a couple tshirts.
01:13:18
Yeah, yeah. And I and I got some and we'll
01:13:21
send those out and everything's good.
01:13:22
So, but, but we'll. But that's the kind of stuff
01:13:26
that we need. I mean, we're trying to just get
01:13:29
everybody involved and I think we're pretty likable.
01:13:33
Yeah, my mom's still waiting on her shirt for getting the fan
01:13:35
bag Facebook. She's pretty shit.
01:13:37
Got that badge? Yeah.
01:13:39
My mom. My mom got a T-shirt.
01:13:41
How do you how do I get your momma?
01:13:42
I don't know. Okay.
01:13:43
Well, that's your. We'll get you.
01:13:44
We'll get your momma T-shirt. Look.
01:13:47
I love your mom, but I wanted to end on the visual of you peeing.
01:13:51
Oh, OK, you will go back to me peeing.
01:13:53
With your bare ass and your pants around your ankles, by the
01:13:56
way. Probably with a bunch of other
01:13:58
urine on it. On that.
01:14:00
Yeah, right. So would it be funnier if you
01:14:04
held them around your knee? Yes, just around your knee.
01:14:10
Could you just. Yeah.
01:14:11
And then you're like, yeah. And you're trying to play that
01:14:15
way. It knows that is the visual.
01:14:19
That's a visual. That's what we're ending with.
01:14:21
Lovey, buddy. We'll see you next show later
01:14:23
later when that sucked if that Lady
01:14:53
also got food poisoning from the food at Taco Bell.
01:15:00
In there and there wasn't enough me.
01:15:03
Oh shit.