This week, we take you from alligator attacks in Florida to NASA’s awkward plans for... intergalactic intimacy. 🌌 Then it's time to dig into America’s southern border chaos, a U.S. soldier defecting to North Korea, and twin sisters proving that where you grow up might just change your brain.
Oh, and did we mention insect facts that’ll haunt your sleep?
🚀 NASA prepares for sex in space
🦖 Gator kills pregnant woman — Florida, explain yourself
🧠 South Korean twins reveal IQ culture shock
🚨 U.S. soldier flees to North Korea?!
🧬 Is IQ nature or nurture?
🇺🇸 Southern border madness
🐜 Creepy-crawly Twilight Zone trivia
🚫 Self-awareness alert: public spitters, chewers & whistlers
Chapters:
00:00 – Intro
01:15 – Trey’s Sofia Vergara Daydream
03:54 – Ohio Apology Tour
06:23 – Pregnant Woman vs. Alligator
08:17 – NASA & Interstellar Intimacy
14:37 – Southern Border Breakdown42:29 – American Soldier Defects to North Korea
49:08 – Nature vs. Nurture: The Twin IQ Study
53:58 – Insect Facts from Another Dimension
1:07:35 – Awareness of Self-Awareness: Human Habits that Need to Stop
🎧 Funny. Wild. A little dark. You’re gonna love it.
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This is where it's at. Very second stage separation and
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first stage separation, switching to manual flight
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controls. Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.
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Hello, Trey. I've got some great news for
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you. You do I I can tell you jumped
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right in. Here I really need to get this
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show going all right. We need to take it to the next
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level. You mean episode 29?
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Yes. Or just or just in general.
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Oh, in general, we need to blow up worldwide a little bit
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quicker because I just found out that Sofia Vergara is about to
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go. Get a divorce.
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Really. Yes.
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Oh, I mean. This is my window of opportunity
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I. Mean.
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I'm glad you're excited, but I really thought they were really
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good together. And what's his name?
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John Mangiano. Yeah, whatever.
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He's no longer in. The You're already upset at the
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ex. I don't care.
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So wow, really. Windows open for me.
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He's a good, he's a good looking.
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Man looking man. Yeah, he was a one of the rivals
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to Alexander Skarsgard with True Blood, so I can't like him.
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You can't like him too much. But I made this about me.
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Let's go back to make it about you.
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You see this as a window of opportunity For what, exactly?
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I don't know, but damn it, I got to make a name for myself with
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this podcast. So, So we have a shot.
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It's about notoriety. You think that, so you think
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that? Vargara.
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Vargara. You think that if you are known,
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yeah, beyond. You know, our current circle of
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listeners, we improve that because you'll have a better
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shot. Right.
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Because we'll get invited to the parties, the premieres, all that
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kind of good stuff. Oh yeah, I see where your minds
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are, red carpet. Meetings so.
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Well, I had a admittedly selfish goal of of giving my family,
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like lots of things in life and traveling and doing these things
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that now. You to change that.
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Now, everybody, we need you to listen longer and harder so that
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Trey could get Sophia. Sophia of the Guard.
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That's right. I wonder if I would have to take
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her last name. She's bigger than me, so.
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Is she? Is she?
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Is she a tall woman? Well, I mean as far as a bigger
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star than me, right? Oh, oh, I see.
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She was like a tall. Like, no, not well, she might be
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tall. She might be.
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So, but yeah, like Louis Vergara.
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Would you? Would you if she said you need
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to take my last name? Yes, you do it OK?
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Absolutely. You answered that really fast.
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Well, good for you, Louis. Vergara or Trey Vergara?
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Which one rolls off the tone? Tre Vergara, Tre Vergara.
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Yeah, got it. Yeah.
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It sounds like in 1/2 Italian euro kind of mix.
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I can do it. No.
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Tre Vergara. Yeah.
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It's like a Cologne, the new Tre Vergara.
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That's what I was thinking of, Trey.
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All right, Let me go ahead and and apologize again into, you
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know, we had just made some new friends.
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Well. I hope they may not think the
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same way. We may not be their friend, but
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last show we talked about Jim and Christina.
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We did. We did and they are new
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listeners hopefully and they I mentioned that on our social
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media. They were back and forth as a
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couple with their different accounts like talking on our on
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our. The topic was about celebrity
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crushes and the. Woman liked the mustache she
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liked. Christina liked Sam Elliott and
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and and Tom Selleck. And the gentleman said that Tom
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Selleck was a dork, so he would did not approve of that.
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His little shorts. And he likes.
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I forgot to mention Jane Seymour, I think was one of his
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very attractive woman and I forget the other one.
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But but the apology, it comes because for some reason I
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thought they were in Ontario, Canada.
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Do you remember? I kind of made a joke and I do.
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They're not. They are not like in Wisconsin.
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Well, they're closed. They're in Ohio.
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Ohio Nice. Which I thought about and it's
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right by the lake, which is right by Canada, isn't it?
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Yeah, come on. But it was.
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I think it was because we, and I'm not just saying this, we've
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had a nice uptick of listeners and Ontario.
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And I've noticed that and so I think maybe it was on my mind or
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something I I have no reason. I've no.
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Canada was on the mind. I have no excuse and I feel bad.
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So making up in response, Trey Christina has said she has no
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idea about Tim Horton Donuts. She said she did have it.
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They had one in Ohio, but she's unfamiliar with the history of
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the Donuts there. I forgive her.
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So but I apologies to you guys and he just before we came on
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here I was like jumping on just to check up on the.
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See if I needed to respond anything and they're they're
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currently like in a like a conversation on our on our page
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that's too fun about about these celebrity crush.
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It's great. There's so much fun.
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I hope. I hope we can somehow maintain
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them as listeners. I hope so too, you see.
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And, you know, start spreading in Ohio.
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Yeah, we already got Ontario cover.
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We need Ohio. We need Ohio listeners now.
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Is that anywhere close to Iowa? Maybe?
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No, no, not at all. Things that no.
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See what I learned in public school.
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So. Not geography, no.
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Okay well. So Ryan, Speaking of Ohio, I had
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a headline that caught me. And so I now realize the
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importance of headlines. Because based on the headline,
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the story doesn't match up for shit.
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You always find the good headlines, yeah?
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Okay. So the headline was Pregnant
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woman killed by alligator. After she hit it with her car,
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what? So I jump into the story cuz I'm
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thinking she hit the fucking alligator, gets out to maybe
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check on it, and then the alligator attacks.
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That's what it sounds like. I'm like, what the fuck?
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Right. You get on your car, you're
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going. But why would she check on it?
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I'd get the hell out of there, right, But she's.
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Oh no. Maybe she was checking on her
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bumper or something. Or like, whatever.
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I mean, after some of the crazy shit we hear unfortunately,
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tragically in this kind of shitty thing that happened, but
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basically she she hit the alligator and ended up rolling
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her vehicle. So yeah, so sad story.
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But that yeah, you're right. That headline.
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So yeah. Headline got you, got me.
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And then all of a sudden, yeah, yeah.
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I don't know if the story would have been better the other the
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other way, like she gets out and this thing just.
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I mean, I feel like if you flip your car and die, that just
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sucks. I don't know.
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Yeah, that. So as I got to read it, I was
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like, well, that story was not as not funny.
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It was a little tragic. What?
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Happened to the alligator? I mean, was it a big enough
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alligator to where it didn't die?
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Once I got to that point, it just.
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You were you were you were not interested any.
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Longer, Yeah. So I was like, well, that
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definitely not a funny story. But yeah, it's a little.
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Yeah, headline but lows. So anyway.
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Yeah, but you're right, though. I mean, I see headlines all the
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time and people will call them out like on social media, like
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nice click bait or nice whatever, because that sounds
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like what that was right. Somebody going both of us were
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like she get out of the car. What an idiot.
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Like what happened? I.
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Was like, this is fucking crazy. So yeah, that was interesting
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there. So, well, cool.
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Hey, Ryan, let me ask you this. Okay.
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Where's the craziest place you've?
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Had sex craziest place. I don't know if I should answer
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this. And the reason I say that is
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just because my lovely wife might eventually listen to the
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show. And this will be the episode she
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listened. And that would probably be what
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she would listen to. Not that she would care.
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I just, I don't know. I mean, I think there's been a
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few public places, but then I'll go ahead and just leave it
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there. Gotcha, Okay.
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Maybe a couple that I could have been caught.
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Gotcha. If that helps.
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What about you? Yes, I'll move into my next.
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You're gonna go ahead and just tell the story.
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Okay, okay. This is leading somewhere.
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Where is this leading? Okay, so I found a little story
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where NASA is actually reaching out for help and reading into
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this is. Sexually there.
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Well. Says with this new area of Space
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Flight, David Cullen, who happens to be a professor of And
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I don't know how to find these fucking words here by Bayan
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Analytical. Bio I finally figured that word.
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You just kind of sounded out. Bioanalytical technology at
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Cranfield University. Good job that you like that.
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I worked through that one is calling for urgent research into
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consequences of sex in space. So.
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They're claiming that, as far as we know, nobody's ever had sex
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in space, which is kind of interesting.
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I don't know if I believe that. Really.
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Yeah. It says NASA.
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Space flights. It was saying NASA categorically
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insists that no humans have ever had sex in space, so I'm kind of
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curious if that's true or false. Yeah, I wonder if, like, there's
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a secret, like, affair. Like, can you get in trouble
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with maybe. Maybe you can get in trouble if
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you had sex on space. Or maybe, maybe they're, maybe
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they don't think it's safe safety protocols, or I don't
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know. But anyway.
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So they're saying with the proliferation of space tours,
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does that say that word right? Of space tourism.
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This could be set to change, so they're wanting to figure out if
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there's any consequences if you have sex in space.
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So there's they're saying there's consequences to sex in
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space. That's they're wondering.
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This is tricking this. I'm interested.
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Says while NASA doesn't explicit explicitly ban sex in space,
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it's astronaut Code of Conduct calls for relationships of trust
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and professional standards to be maintained at all times.
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So it's just frowned upon, yeah? Says the space agency also
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banned any married couples from going into space together,
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although this is mostly due to group dynamics rather than
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worries of them having sex. So despite this, Mr. Collin,
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Professor Collin, I should say sorry, claims that sex in space
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will happen within the next decade.
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Why is that? What do you think?
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Because of the tourism and everything.
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Oh. Yeah, the idea of.
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People pay to go up there and stuff like that, so I guess.
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Should we go on a intergalactic flight for the podcast?
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To figure out if we should have sex or what?
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No. No, no.
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I mean if they're asking for some sort of test dummy or?
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Something we can prove that we can cuddle in space.
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How do you have sex in space anyway with?
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I don't grab it, but that sounds.
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Like with no gravity? Fine.
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And I take that back. It sounds fun, theoretically.
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Yeah, yeah. But I'm scared my anxiety would
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kick in and I would be freaking out because I'm going upside
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down and worried about puking all over the person or
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defecating myself. I don't know.
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Okay, that took a turn. Yeah.
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So that may turn her off if something like, especially if
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it's sitting there. Well, maybe these are some
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floating. Maybe these are some of the
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things that NASA is trying to figure out.
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Kind of reading through this a little bit more.
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Says another issue would be trying to avoid hitting one's
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head, since again, there's no gravity to prevent the partners
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to drift away from each other. So there we go, yeah.
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And against the nearest obstacle with each movement.
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Can you match how? Hard.
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Would they hit their head? What can they put on their space
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elements? And I guess you're not worried
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about, you know, if you're if you're hitting the woman's head
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against the headboard, it's not a big deal.
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But now we're worried about that in space.
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Yeah. Is there no space head?
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Well, here they're not, you know, in the bed.
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They're not liable. NASA's not liable, yeah.
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So basically their main concern is the gravity, so I'm kind of
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curious how they're gonna put this.
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Well, I hope their main concern on a lot of things is the
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gravity. Yeah, But yeah, this should be
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interesting. And hopefully they post videos
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of this on Pornhub. What is Pornhub?
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You haven't been married long enough, so find out.
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So wait a second, So are they, have they given any kind of, I
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guess? Methods.
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I'm very curious. Are there any methods to being
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able to have sex? Are they saying there's a way to
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do it? Because like you said, this
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gentleman saying that it's gonna happen?
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Yeah. So are they giving, like, tips
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or? Do they put like space swings up
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there to kind of hold down, I mean?
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Is there a certain type of protection?
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Do you have a suit? Do you have a?
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I mean is. That do you have to do it in the
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suit? Right, that's the.
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For Can you have your helmet on and you're just butt naked from
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the neck down? Yeah, put the helmet on you
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then. They worry about, like, bumping.
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Heads. That'd be kind of cool.
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It also says you got to worry about body.
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Bodily fluids would also quickly float away, which could be
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messy. I got pregnant.
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I have no idea. How it says blood circulation in
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space is also affected by the lack of gravity and could make
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it difficult for a man to get an erection.
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So it sounds like there's a lot of issues.
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They've got to figure this shit out.
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Yeah, you could go up there a confident man and turn into a
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mess, right? Time is also very.
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Quickly right. So it should be interesting.
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I'm hopefully they keep us updated on this because yeah,
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sex and. And space sounds pretty
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interesting. Well, that may change my whether
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I want to go or not. Yeah, maybe I decide to stay
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back until I can figure this out.
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I'm not going to say. I'm not going to say shit.
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I'm not going to space until they figure out if we can have
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sex. That's right.
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Because. Yeah, and not not for me, for
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everybody else. Yeah, everybody needs to enjoy
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their time on vacation. We're doing this for you guys.
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That's right, stay in. The great podcast will keep up
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on this topic. Stay In the great podcast will
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practice having sex at No gravity.
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For you. Does that work?
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Sure. Well, again, our famous segues,
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I'm going to go ahead and do one right here from possible Sex and
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space to do one right here. An issue, an issue in this
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country that's actually been really polarizing for a while
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and it's just kind of came out, I believe a day or two ago.
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Really a day ago was when I kind of saw all the headlines and of
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course you get a hold of a story like this and it just, it just
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spreads like wildfire. And it has to do with border
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border security at our southern border here in Texas, between
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Texas and Mexico, which essentially is the United States
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and Mexico. And everybody probably already
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knows what I'm talking about. But there was a.
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A gentleman that came out by the name of Nicholas Wingate and
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that's all over the place. So I'm not like outing this guy.
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He was a trooper medic from the Department of Public Safety and
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he was kind of, I think he sent an e-mail in and he said and
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everybody needs to be aware of this, that this is going on at
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the border. And he just basically said that
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there were. Security.
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I don't know their terminology, whether they're agents or
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whether they're just Border Patrol or whether they're
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security, but they were the law enforcement, if you will.
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The claim was that they were shoving people back into the
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water as they were approaching and they were telling them to
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return to Mexico and they were not, not giving them any water
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to drink on these 108 degree days.
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And then there's of course. Barbed wire and all kinds of
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stuff that's causing all issues because the river rises and so
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you can't really see it. So as you're coming across and
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swimming, they get caught in and it becomes a big mess.
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And so everybody's, you know, freaking out and it's it's all
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about, you know, being humane and it's all about we've gone
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too far, but the border and and those kinds of things.
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This was at Eagle Pass. Which is the second most crossed
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spot on the Texas border. So Texas Governor Abbott, our
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governor, implemented a program called Operation Lone Star.
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And they're putting extra barbed wire.
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They're actually putting up these huge buoys where they're
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like 6 to 8 feet tall and chaining them to the bottom.
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That won't allow people to. I mean, it basically becomes
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almost impossible to get over these things.
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At this at this particular spot, because this is where it seems
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easiest for people to cross. On these booze, you said, and I
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heard you say barbed wire. They're putting barbed wire on
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the booze too, Or is these in addition?
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To the in addition to gotcha and the Barb wire is also part of a
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part of it and it's it also the the program wants troops and aid
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and all these things from other states leaders who believe in
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what a governor Abbott's doing. And so it's become this huge
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deal. And you know, he blames
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President Biden, of course, for lifting Title 42.
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Do you know what Title 42 is? Let's say I.
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Don't. Are you?
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Can you explain it in detail? I'm not going to explain it in
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detail, but it was basically something that was implemented
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during COVID to allow the United States to easily turn away
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anybody coming in. Based on safety concerns for
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COVID. Gotcha.
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That makes sense. So President Trump was able to
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put this through a lot easier than anybody would be able to
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today because it was a pandemic and they were trying to avoid,
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you know, they were claiming that it it was on the grounds of
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preventing the spread and so of COVID.
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And so before they could cross and ask for asylum and be
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allowed in and then then they were.
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Waiting out immigration cases and then and then in those
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instances they were oftentimes released and that was the whole
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issue, was that they were coming in, getting arrested and then
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just being released and that was.
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Into the states. Into the states gotcha.
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They crossed. They came in and claimed that
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they this and buildable and so title 42 was implemented and
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that was saying. And of course again it was
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because of COVID mainly. But it also apparently President
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Biden held on to it for a little while.
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And then and then did away with it.
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And so Governor Abbott's going well, here we go again from his
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side he's saying, look, well now this Texas border which is my
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state is now being having an influx of of illegal immigrants
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cross. Apparently there are 29
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international bridges that you can cross legally and apply for
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whatever and do it the right way and even if you, you know, we're
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applying for. As a you know as a refugee or
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whatever seeking asylum you can go across these bridges.
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Well they're not. And that's Governor Abbott's
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issue and and a lot of the people, a lot of the people that
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don't support him and defend what he's doing or saying hey
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look you know this is they're not doing it the right way.
00:19:59
Then of course we're going to put up some defenses and some it
00:20:02
cannot be an open free for all. And so before we get into that
00:20:05
part of it, I just wanted to give kind of the.
00:20:08
This is what's happening and this is what the accusation is.
00:20:11
The few injuries they were, they were using kind of to I guess
00:20:15
enhance how serious this is, is there was a woman caught in the
00:20:21
barbed wire in the water and she was in absolute pain and she was
00:20:25
having a miscarriage. I read about that one, yeah.
00:20:27
And my understanding is that they took her to the hospital,
00:20:30
but it I guess it's too late I guess.
00:20:33
That's what I've been kind of noticing.
00:20:34
It seems like they've been trying to.
00:20:37
Give aid to a point And sometimes they don't.
00:20:40
And if it's something where, you know, like this and it's it's
00:20:43
really sad. I'm, you know, and I'm not.
00:20:44
I'm not sitting here telling, telling these things like
00:20:47
they're nothing. There's a four year old,
00:20:48
especially now that I have almost 4 year old boy, 4 year
00:20:52
old boy. I think this one was a girl, 4
00:20:54
year old girl that passed out from heat exhaustion.
00:20:57
And they basically said, you know, you need to go back to,
00:21:02
you're going to go back across. You're not coming in.
00:21:05
And then there was a 15 year old boy who broke his leg trying to
00:21:08
cross the river and I think that had something to do with the
00:21:11
where the the barbed wire was and he tried to get around it
00:21:14
and probably got caught on something and they they his dad
00:21:17
was with him and he said they said no you take him back back
00:21:20
across we're not you're not coming in and so yes those are
00:21:25
horrible situations and so the question is and and I guess
00:21:29
that's where we go from here is. What's the right?
00:21:34
What's the right call here? That's what I was going to ask
00:21:36
you as far as what are we doing wrong?
00:21:40
Where these people feel like they can come in in drones,
00:21:44
almost forcing their way through without any repercussion.
00:21:49
So is it something that we're doing wrong?
00:21:51
We're welcoming it too much. Is that a way to say it?
00:21:56
Yeah. And on the flip side, no, try
00:21:58
not say it. On the other hand.
00:22:02
Over analyzing some of his phrases.
00:22:03
That says sorry. He says.
00:22:05
On the flip side, I think it counts here.
00:22:08
And on the flip side, on the other hand, what, what is going
00:22:13
on that they're escaping from Mexico?
00:22:15
Is it, I mean, is it the cartels getting bad?
00:22:17
What is it that they're trying to get away from?
00:22:19
Is it they think more, well, probably more opportunity to
00:22:23
work here and, you know, better their lives, but why not just
00:22:27
cross the bridge? I don't get it.
00:22:29
Well because they'll they'll probably I mean they'll be
00:22:31
turned away to I mean you can't just just because it's the
00:22:35
bridge doesn't mean you're going to come right in and that's
00:22:37
that's kind of the problem is that they're they're saying well
00:22:39
we're not going to get in so we have to get in this way and and
00:22:43
the the problem is is that I we don't know I don't know exactly
00:22:47
what they're coming from. I mean I know again I know this
00:22:50
country's great overall again have issues get it but overall
00:22:55
it's great and it's probably a lot better than where they're
00:22:57
coming from and it's not just Mexico.
00:22:59
I mean they're they're coming up from all these other countries S
00:23:03
South of Mexico and they got to come up through there.
00:23:05
I mean Guatemala I think is next in the line.
00:23:07
El Salvador, I think my geography's OK, but they're all
00:23:12
coming up through Mexico and and then there's no nothing for them
00:23:16
there and it's not much better. So they're not seeking asylum in
00:23:20
a country closer to where they're coming from.
00:23:22
I guess they're going all the way up.
00:23:23
They're trying to go all the way out because there's no other
00:23:25
country that. Is able to well, and a lot of
00:23:28
people argue there's no other country that's as easy to jump
00:23:31
into right now. I mean, Mexico, from my
00:23:33
understanding, Mexico has a wall at their border and it's hard to
00:23:36
get in down there, but then they want to complain about us
00:23:39
putting a wall up. So, so I guess the people that
00:23:43
I'm assuming there's the people out there that are welcome bring
00:23:46
them all in into the United States, right, because there's
00:23:49
there's got to be that drastic side that says hey we should be
00:23:52
letting them all in. Right.
00:23:55
So it is political issue for sure.
00:23:57
So I guess if we had a gallon jig of water for them and some
00:24:01
floaties and said here swim back out some floaties, that would be
00:24:04
more of a humane way to get them back into Mexico, right?
00:24:08
And everything would be fine at that point.
00:24:10
Well, yeah. And that's what some people are
00:24:13
saying is that, well, okay, we're on the side of strong
00:24:15
borders. But this has become, it's
00:24:17
crossed the line, it's become inhumane.
00:24:20
And something like what you're saying, even if we're making
00:24:23
just about here's here's some, here's a bottle of Bozarka and
00:24:29
and some floaties or kickboard or something to make sure you're
00:24:33
OK, but you have to go back across.
00:24:37
Is that going to be better? I think they're they're always
00:24:39
going to be people that no matter what.
00:24:41
I mean there's plenty of people that that don't want closed
00:24:44
borders anyway, which I don't understand.
00:24:47
That this is one of those issues where we'll talk about it from
00:24:50
both sides, but I've always said you can't have a strong country
00:24:56
without secure borders. It cannot be a free for all.
00:24:59
So let me ask any of our listeners out there that want to
00:25:03
open up the borders. Are you also opening up your
00:25:05
homes? Right, right, right.
00:25:08
And that's an argument that the people will make especially like
00:25:12
the celebrities. Yeah, they have walls up around
00:25:15
there. And in arms they're.
00:25:16
Estates. They're against gun control and
00:25:18
they're against closing the borders, but they have armed
00:25:22
security guards and borders around their homes.
00:25:24
Around their estates, yeah. Yes, so, and then of course the
00:25:28
joke as well. You've got plenty of room.
00:25:30
Have some of them come there. And it is still from a realistic
00:25:35
standpoint, it's silly to say that, but it's it's is it just
00:25:39
as silly for them to say it because look, I don't want.
00:25:43
Anybody to suffer. I don't want anybody to hurt,
00:25:45
right. I want people happy.
00:25:47
I want, you know, but it's not. It's never as simple as that.
00:25:52
In this world. It just isn't.
00:25:55
And people get so upset. Well, you have no compassion.
00:25:59
Well, I disagree with you. I do have compassion, but you
00:26:03
just can't say you came over here and you got a Boo Boo.
00:26:08
Okay, come across the border and and then and then boom, you're
00:26:11
releasing all of a sudden you're in the country illegally and
00:26:15
then you'll have your baby here. A lot of these apparently a lot
00:26:18
of these people that were lined up at the border were have had
00:26:22
infants that were nursing and then a lot of them were
00:26:23
pregnant. They had all these things and
00:26:25
they're trying to make a better life for their kids.
00:26:27
I get that and I'm not opposed to that.
00:26:29
But you need to do it the right way and I and there are people
00:26:33
that I've talked to on on both sides and one of them the.
00:26:39
I'll just say it, usually the left side seems to be the more
00:26:41
border open crew and the right side tends to be stronger
00:26:47
borders. And so the left side will come
00:26:50
at me and they'll say, hey, it's just about compassion and love
00:26:54
and all these things. And they just, there's no plan
00:26:58
because it's going to backfire. You're going to have drugs and
00:27:03
weapons and all these things just coming over whoever comes
00:27:05
over the safety of our country. You know, I I don't mean to
00:27:09
bring 911 into it, but back in the day we got hit, people came
00:27:12
across, they got through. Didn't we train them?
00:27:16
And yeah, unintentionally train them how to fly planes and and
00:27:20
so all of a sudden you're going, well, if it's if it's relatively
00:27:24
easy to cross and claim you're you can claim you're anybody.
00:27:27
And if you're a legal immigrant quote immigrant coming across
00:27:31
our river and all of a sudden you're in the United States.
00:27:34
I mean you could be from anywhere.
00:27:35
We don't know who you are. And that's the problem.
00:27:39
And you know, one of the things, one of the things I will defend
00:27:42
Trump with what he was saying was that there's these gangs
00:27:45
that the MS13 that came across, well, we're not making it very
00:27:53
difficult. And that's when everybody got
00:27:55
all up in arms. Well, Trump says every all the
00:27:57
Mexicans are doing this. Well, no, that's not what he
00:27:59
said at all. He said these gang members
00:28:01
aren't doing this, and that's a fact.
00:28:03
And again, not supporting and not defending Donald.
00:28:07
But in this case, you have to be concerned about that at the
00:28:11
border as well. If it was, if we knew for a fact
00:28:13
that it was just these poor families that wanted to work
00:28:16
hard and send their kids to school, and it may be a little
00:28:20
easier to try and figure out, but it's not just that.
00:28:22
And so you have to have some sort of regulations you have to
00:28:25
have. Right.
00:28:27
I mean, am I? Am I?
00:28:29
And think about the people that live on the border and in Texas.
00:28:32
Sure. I mean, I can't imagine that
00:28:35
they're happy that they're just letting them right through or
00:28:38
have that ability to come right through because, you know, their
00:28:41
families are living there and you don't know what's coming
00:28:42
through. I guarantee the people that are
00:28:45
fighting to just open the borders up don't live on that
00:28:48
border. They probably live as far away
00:28:51
from that border as possible. And yet they're.
00:28:54
Hey, just let them through. It's Okay.
00:28:56
Well, I'm guilty of that stuff myself.
00:28:58
Not not with this topic, but with other things.
00:29:00
You know, it's easy to talk about things you're not, you're
00:29:02
not close to, right? I can sit here and talk about
00:29:04
how, you know, Australia should handle something.
00:29:07
Or New Zealand. I'm nowhere near there, you
00:29:09
know, But. And that's why I get so upset
00:29:10
when they do the same to us. I'm like you.
00:29:12
You don't, you're not here. You know, all my UK friends,
00:29:16
it's a different type of of government over there, different
00:29:19
type of politics, different types, type of social issue.
00:29:23
I was going to say I have a friend of mine that was actually
00:29:26
on the border and I'd love to see if we could pick his brain.
00:29:30
Yeah, you. Mentioned that, yeah, I wish.
00:29:32
Yeah I would love to do that. If he if he'd be willing, that'd
00:29:35
be great. And I understand if he doesn't
00:29:36
because it's such a sensitive topic yeah.
00:29:38
But but you that's where you're getting some of this some of
00:29:41
this from. I mean these people down there
00:29:43
that live down there are just constantly and and I've heard
00:29:48
these stories too. And some of them have come out
00:29:51
and I've seen them say it. It's not like this is hearsay or
00:29:56
false quoted or falsely quoted or something like that.
00:29:58
These people are saying they're in our yards, they come through,
00:30:02
they're dangerous. Some of them have robbed and
00:30:05
beaten and even killed, but they don't get if for some reason
00:30:10
it's not a huge story, and then you go, who do you believe?
00:30:14
And I want the best possible way.
00:30:19
Of entry for people who deserve it and people who do it the
00:30:23
right way and people who truly want them to contribute to our
00:30:27
society and people who want better life lives for their
00:30:31
kids. Problem is, is there's not a way
00:30:35
to necessarily monitor that. You don't have a sticker on your
00:30:38
on your shirt that says we're one of those things.
00:30:41
You could easily say, Oh yeah, I want to have a better life for
00:30:44
my kids and you're part of the gang.
00:30:46
And again, people will say that I'm exaggerating that, but I
00:30:49
don't think, I don't think so. I think I think all it takes is
00:30:52
a few people to come across and and murder a bunch of people and
00:30:55
that's that's scary way more citizens in our country that I
00:30:59
want dead. Yeah, so, so something said you
00:31:02
had to wait for something bad to happen for them to figure out a
00:31:04
different way to to fix it. You know, although I guess the
00:31:07
barbed wire is a little dressing.
00:31:09
I'm curious how that came about. But the buoys and stuff like
00:31:14
that. To make it to discourage them
00:31:16
trying to get across the water. I don't see a big deal with that
00:31:19
piece of it. I guess so.
00:31:20
The barbed wire, you don't, you know.
00:31:22
And that's The thing is a lot of people are going, oh man, I
00:31:24
really want strong borders, but like you're saying the barbed
00:31:27
wire is a little much or? Well, and I guess if the barbed
00:31:29
wire is visible to discourage you, OK, cool.
00:31:33
If you try to climb over it at that point, well then you're the
00:31:36
fucking idiot. But if it's underwater, if it's
00:31:39
hidden, I can kind of see it where that might be a little bit
00:31:42
too much. And I'm fine with having barbed
00:31:44
wire all across it. If it's visible you can see it.
00:31:47
Okay discourage me, but. Well, and I'll play devil's
00:31:51
advocate to your compassion there, they shouldn't be doing
00:31:54
it anyway, right? So if you're crossing illegal
00:31:57
and you're doing it illegally and there's some barbed wire
00:31:59
under the water, at what point do we say, I mean, that you were
00:32:04
there, You shouldn't have been there.
00:32:06
It's almost like when we talked about gun control as far as at
00:32:09
the schools where we have an armed security guard at the
00:32:12
front to discourage people from coming, right?
00:32:14
Does that mean we should also put landmines all the way up to,
00:32:17
you know, to say you came up with a gun, you hit the
00:32:23
landmine? Sorry.
00:32:25
So. It is.
00:32:26
It's a good point because it is about being humane.
00:32:29
It's about being just respecting human life, yeah.
00:32:35
And the fact that we should appreciate of course, that we
00:32:38
were born in the you and I born in this country.
00:32:41
And everybody that's a citizen of the country should understand
00:32:45
that there's a reason people want to be here.
00:32:47
Although there's plenty of people outside that a country
00:32:49
that are not bashing us. And but they'd probably want to
00:32:52
be here too if we dug deep down they're.
00:32:55
Always. Going to bash, but you also have
00:32:57
to respect, we have to respect our own country and we have to
00:33:01
say, yes, we're very lucky but. In order to stay a great
00:33:06
country, you have to have some of these things.
00:33:08
You can't just say, all right, everybody come here, it just, it
00:33:11
just can't work. It's like I say with guns, it
00:33:14
just, you can't just round all them up.
00:33:16
It's not as simple as that. You have to come together, I
00:33:19
guess, kind of like we're doing it and say, hey, look, we
00:33:22
haven't really offered solutions.
00:33:23
We're just kind of, I'm just kind of going back and forth
00:33:26
between the being compassionate and humane.
00:33:31
Part of it versus being barbaric and saying hey, you know, fuck
00:33:35
you get out of here no matter what.
00:33:37
And that's what they're being accused of with this, with this
00:33:40
e-mail was literally saying you'll throw in the little girl
00:33:44
back in the water and them saying can you just spare a
00:33:48
little bit of water for us because we're thirsty.
00:33:51
And them saying no, you shouldn't be here.
00:33:54
Technically correct, they shouldn't be here.
00:33:57
But again, where's the line? At some point you got to say
00:34:00
hey. You know what?
00:34:02
Here's so here's some water. Get your ass back over there.
00:34:04
You know, like there's a, forgive me, there's a Gray area
00:34:09
here. That's right.
00:34:09
And it's not as simple as close. The borders are open the
00:34:13
borders. There's got to be a lot of
00:34:14
mixing. I don't even know where to
00:34:15
begin. So.
00:34:17
And let me play the dumb cohost here.
00:34:22
Are we the only ones that are very stingy about this as far as
00:34:25
people coming across the border or something like that?
00:34:27
Cuz I've asked friends as far as if I were to go to.
00:34:30
Your country, you know, how long would I be able to stay?
00:34:33
Oh, what's only six months? As long as you're working So
00:34:35
this, that and the other. So it sounds like other
00:34:38
countries have this kind of stuff in place, which, you know,
00:34:42
was it Paris here recently heard about what they defund the the
00:34:46
police and now they have people crossing the borders like crazy
00:34:50
and just running amok. And so obviously, I don't want
00:34:54
that to be America. So we got to figure out that
00:34:59
middle ground, right? Right.
00:35:00
And then, you know, the countries over there like
00:35:02
France, it's all a political viewpoint.
00:35:06
And it's almost like I've been talking about where it's gone so
00:35:10
far this way and so far that way that people are going to watch
00:35:13
this. You know, we're going to welcome
00:35:16
the refugees. They're going to come in and
00:35:17
it's going to be great. And the other side's like, how
00:35:20
dare you shut the border, watch what's going to happen.
00:35:22
And yeah, right now you're seeing a little bit of it
00:35:26
backfire on the open border people, and I don't know enough
00:35:29
about. French politics and and what's
00:35:32
going on over there except for that one story about the young
00:35:35
man that was killed by the police to know why they're
00:35:40
having issues but right now the riots and things that are
00:35:42
happening are happening from refugees and from illegal
00:35:46
immigrants from my understanding but UKI mean look Great Britain
00:35:51
was ready to kick my ass out after I I did grad school there
00:35:54
I I did. I had about a four month window
00:35:56
and they said after that you're out and and.
00:36:00
Supposedly I mean it's a little easier to get in if you do it
00:36:02
the right way over there. But it's it's just as I mean the
00:36:05
borders it's a it's a Big Island.
00:36:07
You can't just walk there. Here it's a little different And
00:36:10
so people swim don't swim up on England.
00:36:13
They don't they don't allow it but but we're supposed to so
00:36:17
it's it's it's it's you don't have this issue in the Canadian
00:36:20
border. Canadians don't that.
00:36:22
Is interesting. Is it too damn cold up there for
00:36:24
people to? Call to try and sneak in
00:36:26
anywhere that's not a port of entry or a.
00:36:30
You know what I mean? So it's it's a whole big thing.
00:36:33
And it's it's, you know, Abbott. Governor Abbott in Texas is
00:36:37
yelling at Biden, and Biden is. I haven't honestly heard
00:36:40
anything from him at all about this.
00:36:43
He's in. He's eating his pudding in his
00:36:45
he. Could have made a statement and
00:36:48
I know Kamala did Vice president and.
00:36:51
With cell phones these days, I can't imagine how there's no.
00:36:54
There's no pictures of this. There's no videos of this.
00:36:56
I didn't see that in the story Anyway, so.
00:36:59
They have some pictures of these people that are kind of walking
00:37:03
in the water and it doesn't mesh exactly with the claim.
00:37:09
It's not like you see a video of somebody shoving a kid into the
00:37:11
wall, right? Or.
00:37:13
The barbed wire. Or the barbed wire.
00:37:15
I don't see a woman there that's in pain on the barbed wire.
00:37:18
Yeah, but they're showing the conditions.
00:37:20
They're showing how they walk. They're showing pictures of the
00:37:22
barbed wire. Gotcha.
00:37:23
And so it is. It's difficult because if you
00:37:25
don't have the exact footage, you're going well, is this
00:37:28
legit? Yeah.
00:37:29
Really. Who is this?
00:37:30
Who is this guy, this Nicholas Wingate?
00:37:32
I mean, does he have an agenda? Does he?
00:37:35
Somebody piss him off. Right.
00:37:36
Or in politics, In politics, is he a Texas Democrat?
00:37:39
And he's like, I need, I need to.
00:37:42
Help shit up, yeah. And that's the way to do it.
00:37:44
Because guess what? It started up and everybody's
00:37:47
all fired up about it. And.
00:37:49
I don't know what the best thing to do is, is especially living
00:37:52
in Texas and we're quite we're quite north in Texas and we're
00:37:56
away from that border. But it's a mess.
00:37:58
And so hopefully we can get a chance to talk with your friend
00:38:02
who's experienced this first hand.
00:38:04
And I guess Mexico really doesn't give a shit of all these
00:38:07
people that's trying to get out, I'm assuming.
00:38:09
It's interesting, right? You would think that they'd kind
00:38:11
of you want to help, but it's almost like they get, they get
00:38:14
angry when they hear about these things.
00:38:15
Well, this is your citizens. Well, some of them.
00:38:19
For your citizens and you let these people somehow cross
00:38:21
through your country and that's what they say.
00:38:23
Oh well, you know, they we didn't know.
00:38:25
This doesn't happen in our country and these kinds of
00:38:27
things, but. They're trying to get the fuck
00:38:28
out. Yeah, exactly.
00:38:29
It doesn't want to happen in your.
00:38:30
Country Cuz they don't want it. They're just passing through.
00:38:32
Exactly. So that was my that was our
00:38:36
update on the Texas border issue right now And in train I'll
00:38:40
brainstorm together or separate about possible you know, maybe I
00:38:46
just haven't come up with a solution because that's not.
00:38:49
It's not what I do and that's not my feels.
00:38:51
How we roll. That's not that's not what our
00:38:53
job description is And but but I'll think about it because
00:38:56
there's got to be something And I I thought to me it makes sense
00:39:00
to have these these nineteen bridges, these checkpoints if
00:39:04
you will, to where people can come in, they they sign.
00:39:07
They sign a thing. They say this is what how we
00:39:09
want to come in. We put a tracker on them.
00:39:11
We put a chip under their skin and a.
00:39:16
Little stamp. Right.
00:39:17
And then and there's just got to be a way maybe we can build this
00:39:23
Sounds silly, right? But maybe it's not a little
00:39:25
community down there for these people who are waiting, who are
00:39:27
going through a process. Maybe they everybody's got to go
00:39:31
through some sort of a trial, not a trial, but like a.
00:39:36
The process of some sort and through the court system and
00:39:40
through these things and all the paperwork that's involved and
00:39:44
they can have a little community where they're not treated
00:39:46
poorly. And so that's my that was one of
00:39:49
my ideas have a community. Build something down there.
00:39:52
Have a little not town but it's just A and I hate to say the
00:39:58
camps or the you know. You don't wanna make a It's not
00:40:01
like a camp. You don't wanna make like some
00:40:03
sort of a. You don't.
00:40:05
Want them to concentrate too much?
00:40:06
There you go. It's not that either.
00:40:08
It's just here. You're going to go here for now,
00:40:11
because we're not gonna just let you run free, but you're also
00:40:15
we're not shoving you in the water.
00:40:16
I guess there's never been any discussions between the United
00:40:18
States and Mexico to say, hey, how do we figure this shit out
00:40:22
to where your people's not getting hurt and this crazy
00:40:26
craziness is not continuing? Well, that's a great question.
00:40:29
I think you're going, you're going way beyond my knowledge of
00:40:33
this topic. I I don't know.
00:40:36
And I think that's probably an easy topic to research.
00:40:38
As far as, you know, I know the whole Trump's wall and the
00:40:42
president of Mexico were firing back and forth at each other
00:40:45
over it and the Mexican president didn't want it.
00:40:48
And why? Because I guess he was okay with
00:40:51
his citizens leaving. I don't know.
00:40:53
It didn't make any sense. And you know, of course,
00:40:56
Donald's. Pledged to make Mexico pay for
00:40:58
it and that got taken out of context and just became this
00:41:01
huge thing and. That would have been fucking.
00:41:03
Awesome. And you know and I think he
00:41:05
meant through like taxes and tariffs versus it's not like
00:41:10
they're gonna he expected them to write him a check or Venmo
00:41:12
him or something like that but he.
00:41:15
Pesos is that shit. It's a lot by.
00:41:17
The way A lot of fucking pesos. A lot.
00:41:20
From somebody who's spent some time down in combo.
00:41:23
When you pay in pesos, it's a lot.
00:41:24
It's a lot the first time. Somebody looked at me for like a
00:41:28
I think it was a shirt, a golf shirt in the pro shop at a
00:41:32
course and they're like, that'll be 22165 pesos.
00:41:35
Like for a T-shirt, It's like, damn, for a polo, yeah, it's
00:41:37
like this shirt. It's really 6 bucks.
00:41:40
Okay, here you go. And seriously, we ended up being
00:41:43
like $28.00 or something. So I I don't.
00:41:47
I don't think it would do any good just to talk with Mexico
00:41:49
about it, because I for some strange reason they just don't
00:41:52
seem to give a shit. They.
00:41:53
Don't want to play ball? They just do their thing.
00:41:55
And whether it's because of the cartel, whether it's because of
00:41:58
whatever, people laugh when we talk about cartel, but it's a
00:42:00
serious, it's a deal down there. It's serious and they're they're
00:42:04
dealing with that and they're all this stuff.
00:42:06
So I think they're just saying, look, if you want to pass
00:42:07
through or you want to leave, go ahead.
00:42:10
Go ahead. But anyway, enough about that.
00:42:12
I just again, that's kind of where we're at and we will talk
00:42:16
about it further as things go on and maybe we'll have some of our
00:42:20
other brilliant suggestions. Hopefully something can get
00:42:24
solved, but it just ends up being a pissing match against,
00:42:27
yeah. So.
00:42:28
Anyway. I ran across another story today
00:42:31
that it's kind of on that same. Same Rd. as far as borders are
00:42:37
concerned. Another border, not our country.
00:42:40
Not our country. Love it.
00:42:41
So I'm. Tired of talking about our
00:42:42
country borders? So this is about a U.S. soldier
00:42:46
by the name of Travis King, Private second class.
00:42:51
So Mr. King had been locked up for two.
00:42:55
I'm sorry, two months? I thought it was a little longer
00:42:57
than that. Anyway, I was locked.
00:43:00
Did that change the whole story or like, how fucking?
00:43:02
Skipped this story? No.
00:43:04
So he was locked up for two months in South Korea, in a
00:43:07
prison in South Korea, and I'm trying to find it real quick
00:43:10
what he did. We love our South Korean
00:43:12
listeners. Says he kicking a cop car.
00:43:17
So he so basically he was in South Korea, ends up kicking a
00:43:19
cop car and so they locked him up for a couple months.
00:43:24
For like, literally just kicking a car.
00:43:26
Kicking a car top car, so where it gets fun is.
00:43:31
So basically they went to go pick him up and bring him back
00:43:35
to Fort Bliss. So they're bringing him to the
00:43:38
airport, bringing him into customs, yadda yadda yadda.
00:43:42
And Mr. King decides he wants to go ahead and flee.
00:43:49
Okay. So hold on, let me catch up.
00:43:51
So they're gonna bring him back. So they're going to bring him
00:43:53
back, He was. In he was in South Korean jail
00:43:55
and probably in in Seoul, right? It just says.
00:43:58
For well, OK in South Korea. South Korea, Yes.
00:44:02
He's in jail and he's served his time or America or the United
00:44:05
States is saying, all right, we'll take him back.
00:44:07
Served his service. Time.
00:44:08
Yeah, too much. So he's kicking a car.
00:44:10
Look, Trey, you could caught cars every Saturday, but so they
00:44:15
served his time two months and now they're going to, they're
00:44:17
going to bring United States. Is saying we're coming back to
00:44:19
Fort Bliss, which is that Kansas or is that?
00:44:21
I don't know, OK. I'll look America, right?
00:44:25
Yeah. We're so prepared.
00:44:26
They're going to bring him back. And I guess that they said
00:44:28
they're going to take military action at that point because of
00:44:30
course he got in trouble in South Korea, right, Kicking out
00:44:33
fire. So he got arrested.
00:44:34
So they're bringing him back. By the way, this isn't our home
00:44:36
state, right? It's in.
00:44:37
No, it's in. Texas.
00:44:39
I now see that in the story. Yeah, Okay, I thought that might
00:44:43
have been the case, but go ahead.
00:44:44
So instead of getting on a plane to be taken back, he left and
00:44:49
joined. Sorry I have to laugh about
00:44:51
this. Joined a tour of the Korean
00:44:53
border village of God damn it, Panmunjom.
00:44:59
Right. I think that's good.
00:45:00
Yeah. Panmunjom.
00:45:01
Where he ran across the border. So I don't know if you know
00:45:05
what's across the border, but it's actually the North Korea.
00:45:10
So he fled. What Panjum and Panjum Nam is
00:45:14
the border of? Of of South Korea North.
00:45:17
Korea. North Korea.
00:45:18
So he didn't go like W, he went. North he went straight into
00:45:21
north. Korea.
00:45:22
But I mean, did he did he know? I don't know or was.
00:45:26
It an accident like he. Like his mother came out saying
00:45:29
denying that he's trying to flee, saying he she desperately
00:45:33
just wants him to return. So I'm so proud of him to
00:45:36
whatever. Apparently we don't care what
00:45:39
the mom think. Yeah, well, you know all the
00:45:40
family members well. He was a love.
00:45:42
Everybody loved him. He was an Angel.
00:45:43
He would never do something like this.
00:45:45
So. I'm sorry again, everybody's
00:45:48
saying I can't see Travis doing this.
00:45:49
Well, he did so, so yeah. But the question is, do we think
00:45:55
he did it with intent? I mean, he didn't want to deal
00:45:59
with the military discipline, but how bad could it be versus
00:46:02
North Korea? I can't.
00:46:04
I mean, I can't think what we're doing here is going to be worse
00:46:07
than north. Korea I think like he might get
00:46:08
a slap on the wrist or or you know, at worst some sort of a
00:46:13
discharge that maybe he doesn't, you know?
00:46:15
Dishonorable. You know, Don't they call it
00:46:16
whatever they call that dishonorable discharge.
00:46:18
Yeah, whatever. I would think that would be
00:46:20
what? The worst of it, and I know that
00:46:23
that's a lot of and for our military that's very shameful
00:46:26
and it's very it's not good. But North Korea like.
00:46:30
I don't get it. So yeah.
00:46:32
We're still waiting on that first North Korean listener, by
00:46:34
the way. Hasn't happened yet, no.
00:46:37
Maybe they're using a VPN. Is in Iowa.
00:46:39
Use that. That is all of our Iowa
00:46:42
listeners. We got 8000 Iowa listeners.
00:46:45
He's underground, North Korean from North.
00:46:47
Korea. Yeah, It was on their list.
00:46:49
Yeah. So okay.
00:46:51
Well, so do we? Don't know.
00:46:53
I mean, at this point, we're just waiting and seeing.
00:46:54
We don't know where he is, what happened?
00:46:56
He's just gone. So what they're saying, it says
00:46:59
the American led you in command, said He is believed to be in
00:47:03
North Korean custody and the command is working with the
00:47:06
North Korean counterparts to resolve the incident.
00:47:10
It says N Korea's state. State media didn't immediately
00:47:14
report on the border crossing so.
00:47:19
No shit. North Korea doesn't report on
00:47:21
anything. Cases of Americans or South
00:47:23
Koreans defecting to North Korean are rare.
00:47:25
Well, no shit. Yeah, that seems to be anyway
00:47:30
it. Says though more than 30 N
00:47:32
Koreans have fled to South Korea to avoid political.
00:47:34
I would think that'd be even. More.
00:47:36
Yeah, so. OK, well, hopefully this
00:47:38
gentleman. Knew what he was doing and we'll
00:47:41
get some good news, but I don't know.
00:47:43
Doing some Rambo shit, you think in the I don't.
00:47:45
Know. Or what if he made a deal with
00:47:48
one of those guys to take him in or something?
00:47:50
Just to hang out. We're just saying, hey, come
00:47:52
here just to give kind of stick it to the American military or
00:47:55
something. I don't know.
00:47:56
I mean, I'm trying to think of any possible reason he would
00:48:00
escape into North Korea, right? Wasn't gonna be crazy if we see
00:48:03
the next interview with Kim Jong Un and he's just chilling,
00:48:07
chilling next to him, eating some grapes or something.
00:48:10
He's just like right hand. Man, he's just.
00:48:11
Chilling, Eating a sandwich and drinking.
00:48:14
You know, drinking wine or whatever the fuck.
00:48:16
So anyway, yeah, I thought that was interesting, actually
00:48:18
escaping into North Korea. Well, it's interesting because I
00:48:22
feel like I'm giving, we're giving some stories tonight that
00:48:24
we're gonna have to follow up on.
00:48:26
Yeah. Oh shit.
00:48:27
I didn't think about that. No, but.
00:48:29
In a good way. It's kind of like, OK, now I
00:48:30
really want to know what happened to this guy, but.
00:48:33
Hopefully, yeah, we do get a follow up on that.
00:48:35
See what happens to this idiot. So I love the respect for our
00:48:39
military. Why, dumbass?
00:48:41
No, he is. That's that's pretty stupid.
00:48:43
Just. Come back two months in jail in
00:48:45
South Korea and then you're going to come back, face the
00:48:47
music, but now you're going to run into North Korea.
00:48:50
Yeah, and again, it's kicking. He kicked the cop car.
00:48:53
This isn't like he's coming back to the United States and dealing
00:48:56
with some sort of right. Because of a problem.
00:48:58
Shaming. He's not shaming the United
00:49:00
States. In fact, probably a lot of
00:49:01
people in the United States like, haha, you keep the.
00:49:03
Yeah. Again, I mean, you're used to
00:49:05
that. So yeah.
00:49:06
Okay. Well, the only way that my next
00:49:10
little thing here I wanted to get to relates to that story at
00:49:13
all is the fact that it has to do with somebody in South Korea.
00:49:18
I see how you're linking all this up.
00:49:19
I mean, come on, that's what we do that's.
00:49:21
Why you make the big bucks? Right.
00:49:24
So this story is real fast, but it just it's it just felt Trey,
00:49:29
I'm going to joke around. I just felt kind of like a
00:49:31
little bit of a hit piece on the United States and our intellect.
00:49:35
So real quick, there are two, there's a pair.
00:49:37
Of course there are two. Cuz they're I typical twins.
00:49:40
That's just two. Two of them.
00:49:41
And they were born in Seoul in South Korea in 1974.
00:49:48
At age 2 they were separated because of.
00:49:51
I'm not laughing. I have kids.
00:49:52
I hope this doesn't happen to me next week with one of my kids.
00:49:57
But they were separated in a apparently like a grocery store.
00:50:01
Yeah. And there are too many people
00:50:03
and they couldn't find the one of them and that was it.
00:50:07
And then somebody some sort of authorities and it's some sort
00:50:12
of authority found a child and couldn't find the parent and.
00:50:16
And then she was in a foster one of those agencies and being held
00:50:22
and then a American family which is more and more common these
00:50:25
days, came and adopted her. So they both grew up as twins on
00:50:30
the OPS side of the world. One was in the United States and
00:50:32
one was in South Korea. So in 2018 the American child
00:50:40
twin if you will, submitted. A DNA test to South Korea's.
00:50:46
They have a reuniting program for relatives, of course.
00:50:49
Nice of them, yeah. And I.
00:50:53
Think I sent mine over there to just see just to make sure.
00:50:56
If you have any South Korean relatives.
00:50:58
Might as well. But they found the not only
00:51:01
obviously she had a twin, but she had an older brother and an
00:51:03
older sister. Oh damn, not all of these
00:51:05
people. And they do all this cognitive
00:51:07
testing and whatever on them, and they're very, very curious
00:51:11
about that. The links.
00:51:12
And the programs. Probing.
00:51:15
And there's a claim that says that the IQ of the one that grew
00:51:19
up in the United States was 16 points lower than the one in
00:51:24
South Korea. And immediately I'm like, this
00:51:26
is bullshit. Like I got defensive.
00:51:28
I was like this. I am behind this shit, this
00:51:32
American, South Korean twin. All are American twins working
00:51:37
at a fast food chain. The Seoul, Korea twins are.
00:51:41
All doctors, we'll get this. the US twin apparently had three
00:51:46
concussions, of course, and they're saying that may have
00:51:50
something to do with their cognitive.
00:51:51
Ability. She runs around in circles and
00:51:53
slobbers now. Yeah, she's, but growing up in
00:51:56
America made her Dumber. Holy shit.
00:51:59
So I started and the one thing this was really interesting,
00:52:02
Trey, they both had. Tumors on their ovaries removed
00:52:06
and at one point in their lives in their 20s.
00:52:09
That's crazy. That is crazy.
00:52:11
The coincidence there. I mean, I guess that you have
00:52:13
some things as a twin that were the same.
00:52:15
So I started looking about, I was very curious about.
00:52:20
I always thought IQ was something you were born with,
00:52:23
right? I would have assumed, yeah.
00:52:25
Yeah. And so I looked and I wanted to
00:52:28
see if that was true. And apparently it's it's kind of
00:52:31
true. It's. 57 to 73 percent is kind
00:52:34
of the average for heritability, which has somebody with, I'm
00:52:39
assuming the word, heredity, yeah, of IQ.
00:52:43
And so that while that's higher, it's not as high as I thought.
00:52:46
And it said it gets up to 80%, which is a lot.
00:52:49
So I can't blame it on my parents anymore.
00:52:50
Than what you're saying? No.
00:52:52
Well, you can blame it on the upbringing.
00:52:54
Oh, OK. Thanks, Mom.
00:52:56
So it's a combination of your parents, their intellect, and
00:53:00
the way they brought you up shit.
00:53:03
So it got me thinking, OK, I didn't, I didn't know there was
00:53:06
any leeway on this. And apparently it's 20 to, you
00:53:10
know, however many percent chance that you do, you do
00:53:13
improve your IQ or not improve your IQ as you're growing.
00:53:19
So that was an interesting story.
00:53:21
And again, I felt like I was all defensive and I just thought it
00:53:23
was interesting. I was like, what?
00:53:25
People think we're stupid and it's getting annoying.
00:53:27
How did she end up with the concussions?
00:53:28
Did they ever say that? The three of them.
00:53:31
Who was she play? Was she like hockey or she play?
00:53:35
Was she a horseback? Maybe run?
00:53:37
Into some walls, cuz she wouldn't pay attention, I mean.
00:53:40
But so I don't know when the concussions were, they said it
00:53:43
was, you know, wasn't that long ago she was an adult but that
00:53:47
could be you know, it could have been anytime, right.
00:53:50
So so yeah I thought that was interesting and and it tied in
00:53:54
well with yourself. We're talking about a lot about
00:53:56
South Korea tonight. How about we do our We'll start
00:54:00
wrapping up the show. We'll do our two bits.
00:54:03
The first one is the fun facts or weird facts or strange facts
00:54:07
or whatever that make us feel like we're in the twilight zone.
00:54:10
We have. I thought I would kind of gear
00:54:12
this around your love of insects.
00:54:15
God, okay. We're gonna do.
00:54:17
It's summertime in Texas, so that works?
00:54:19
Yes. So you're gonna do an insect
00:54:22
fun. Fact I got about four or five of
00:54:23
these, so should be some interesting or gross you out one
00:54:27
or the other. I can't wait.
00:54:28
So the first one is it says there are tiny mites that live
00:54:32
on human skin, even faces. It says these microscopic
00:54:38
follicle mites, called demo decks, are known to live in
00:54:41
human eyelashes, eyebrows, pores and hair follicles.
00:54:46
So they are truly tiny. You think microscoping. 8 legged
00:54:50
worm like creatures are so small they can't be seen without a
00:54:54
microscope. Wait, they're eight legs and
00:54:56
worm like and they're that tiny. Exactly, said the mites.
00:55:00
Live and breed and pores, laying their eggs and feeding on human
00:55:03
skin. Does that sound fucking?
00:55:06
Awesome. They can be in my eyelashes.
00:55:08
Yeah, it's all the hair and shit and hair follicles.
00:55:11
Eyebrows shaved to my pores. Tomorrow you can see.
00:55:15
Totally shaved. I'll be bald.
00:55:18
No eyebrows, you know nothing. Be like what?
00:55:21
Well, at least I'm not getting these assholes on.
00:55:23
These mites are done. Yeah, so.
00:55:25
Mites. Huh?
00:55:26
Wow. And they're just honest at all
00:55:27
right now you're saying we've got them on?
00:55:29
Yeah. Honest right now.
00:55:30
So you're going to start itching now, but you're going to tickle
00:55:33
your face. You're like shit.
00:55:34
Not going to be able to sleep tonight, Trey.
00:55:35
Thing slept in three days. My wife's going to wave them.
00:55:38
What's wrong? The mites.
00:55:39
The mites are on us. In fact, you better be careful
00:55:41
too. They're.
00:55:42
On you too. Anyway, so the next one is
00:55:45
butterflies will drink blood, sweat and tears.
00:55:50
What? That sounds like a butterfly
00:55:51
album. Title Little butterflies.
00:55:53
So it says, if given the chance, those delicate butterflies would
00:55:56
drink human bodily fluids. That sounds disgusting.
00:55:59
So they're known to do something called mud puddling.
00:56:03
Where? And that kind of sounds fun mud
00:56:06
puddling. Yeah, sounds like you have a ATV
00:56:09
in the mud. You know, kind of.
00:56:11
In this one, they hover over pulls of liquid to determine if
00:56:14
it contains nutrients they need. Human blood, sweat, and tears
00:56:18
all contain a large number of valuable nutrients.
00:56:23
Is it? Well, I can see blood, I guess I
00:56:26
can see this. Maybe the sweat and the tears.
00:56:29
So what about urine? Doesn't say why am I?
00:56:33
Why am I immediately going to? I'm like, what about the urine?
00:56:36
No, PP. What's no PP?
00:56:38
What's Do we have any other fluids?
00:56:43
We have some that we know the. Ants.
00:56:44
We know the ants enjoy, all right?
00:56:45
The ants. The ants are soaking that.
00:56:48
Ants have cornered that market. Yeah, people that don't know
00:56:50
what we're talking about. The ants seem to like semen,
00:56:53
Yes. So we'll move on right away.
00:56:56
So the next one is going to be very near in.
00:56:58
Real quick though, butterflies in blood, you just they're so
00:57:01
like. It's supposed to be pretty and
00:57:03
stuff like that, but they're really sucking on blood.
00:57:05
OK, go ahead. So they may team up with this
00:57:08
next one. All right, so mosquitoes.
00:57:11
Have 47 teeth. How is that even positive?
00:57:16
Right, I'm sitting here looking at the picture and I can't
00:57:18
imagine. So they did a close like a.
00:57:20
Yeah, close to a close. Up.
00:57:23
For all of our listeners, you can't see me, but I'm pointing
00:57:25
my phone at Ryan right now. Yes, that's interesting.
00:57:28
But I thought they had a little. Remember we talked about
00:57:30
mosquitoes and I thought it was a little thing.
00:57:31
They stabbed you and sucked. That's what it looks like in
00:57:33
this picture, so. There's teeth in that.
00:57:35
Well, let me read this thing. Fine.
00:57:37
Shut the fuck up. While mosquitoes do have teeth,
00:57:41
it's most likely not the kind of smile you're thinking of.
00:57:45
What? Hold on, let me reread that,
00:57:46
because that didn't fucking make sense.
00:57:48
OK? While mosquitoes do have teeth,
00:57:50
it's most likely not the kind of smile you're thinking of.
00:57:53
Is this shitty writing or am I just not?
00:57:55
Understanding. I think what they're saying is
00:57:56
that is that it's not like a like you and I smile.
00:57:59
And you see those? Personally, and you see the, I
00:58:02
think what they're saying is that maybe they're placed
00:58:04
differently or something. Okay.
00:58:05
So it says rather. The so-called teeth of the
00:58:07
mosquito are the small dagger esque seriations.
00:58:12
Serrations. Sure, big word.
00:58:15
What they're running along? The insects.
00:58:18
My God, proboscis. OK.
00:58:24
The long needle like appendage. The why can't they just fucking
00:58:27
use that? The long needle like appendage
00:58:29
the bug uses to suck blood. OK.
00:58:31
Yeah. The serrations help the mosquito
00:58:33
cut through and Pierce the skin to get the mild beneath.
00:58:37
So they're saying that the the long thingy.
00:58:40
Has the teeth on it. That that has the teeth on it
00:58:43
and that actually helps to penetrate.
00:58:44
Good. I'm glad you were listening, cuz
00:58:46
I still don't fucking understand.
00:58:47
But yeah, that makes. Sense to me.
00:58:48
All right. OK.
00:58:48
Well, yeah, I mean, they've got to have something to penetrate.
00:58:51
Through the skin cuz. The okay Yeah, I'm on board.
00:58:56
It doesn't make sense to you. It doesn't make it any more
00:58:58
pleasant when they bite you, but.
00:59:01
No, not at all. And we'll remind you guys one
00:59:04
more time, it's the females that bite us.
00:59:06
The females, Yep, the males are chilling, jacking.
00:59:09
Step up. So let's go to the next one.
00:59:13
This one is kind of disgusting. There is an acceptable amount of
00:59:16
bug parts and rodent hairs to food ratio.
00:59:19
Yes, See, I know this. It's.
00:59:21
Outlined by the FDA you already knew about.
00:59:23
That I know this one because I went to.
00:59:25
I had to take entomology in college, okay.
00:59:28
So I knew some of this. He didn't talk about the teeth
00:59:31
on them, all that shit he talked about.
00:59:34
The food and how the FDA has to, or else it's impossible because.
00:59:38
There's It's too hard to keep it out.
00:59:40
Too hard. To keep it out and so.
00:59:43
Fucking disgusting. It is.
00:59:44
And so he did a thing one day, and I'll never forget him his
00:59:47
name. Is your professor.
00:59:48
Professor Dr. Gold and he he was an elderly man.
00:59:52
He'd been teaching at A and M entomology for so many years,
00:59:57
and he did a thing where when he did a lecture hall, it was like
00:59:59
200 people. It wasn't a small class at all.
01:00:02
And he had the huge screen and and he slideshow, you know
01:00:06
slides and all that and whenever the IT got a little loud and
01:00:09
people started kind of talking he would hit a fake hip and he
01:00:13
would like squeak his hip and everyone and then everybody shut
01:00:16
the fuck up. It was the best.
01:00:18
It was so great and everybody shut up and you're like OK And
01:00:21
he'd said and you just keep going and it was so funny.
01:00:24
But he he did an event one day and he said I'm going to I'm
01:00:28
going to bring in some bug food. That I made.
01:00:33
There will be cricket brownies. Okay.
01:00:37
Like, literally brownies made with crickets.
01:00:40
I would try that. Really.
01:00:41
Yeah. Well, that's disgusting.
01:00:44
But go ahead. That's half the class was like,
01:00:47
I'll try it. Yeah, he did fire Ant
01:00:49
quesadillas. I.
01:00:50
Don't know if I would try that. He did that.
01:00:52
Sounds interesting. There's a couple.
01:00:53
Of things. So he did a bunch of different
01:00:55
ones and he brought them all in. He baked them up.
01:00:58
I guess if your life is entomology you you've learned
01:01:01
some some recipes. I'm curious how many like how
01:01:06
filled the bugs is it? Is it?
01:01:07
Was he trying to prove a point with the acceptable amount?
01:01:10
He was proving was and then on the other side of of the desk,
01:01:14
he said. Anybody that doesn't want to try
01:01:15
this, I brought you breakfast. There's a water burger.
01:01:19
It was more like Nutrigrain bars or stuff you get at the store.
01:01:21
Gotcha. So of course the point is we as
01:01:24
soon as everybody's chowing down on everything.
01:01:26
He goes by the way, there's the same amount.
01:01:29
Of. Insects.
01:01:31
It's not as visual, it's not as visible.
01:01:33
I mean, you can see cricket legs and shit.
01:01:35
And for me, I was. That was you.
01:01:37
Didn't try it, no. That's my nightmare.
01:01:39
In fact, the girl next to me, I'm like, well, I'm kind of
01:01:41
like. I'm kind of full like.
01:01:44
Can you imagine her burping? You see a little cricket leg
01:01:46
fall out but. She goes, she goes, you don't
01:01:49
want to try any of this. I was like, I was trying to be
01:01:51
manly, but I wasn't, yeah. Like this nutrigram bar is fine
01:01:54
as. You're dry heaving.
01:01:55
Yeah, so he said here, see what he did.
01:01:59
This is the same. And so there's some sort of law
01:02:02
and rule that. There can be a certain amount in
01:02:05
in the food. It's it's.
01:02:06
Really gross. Well, let me go into that.
01:02:08
Yeah, go ahead. So I.
01:02:09
Didn't mean to get off on that story.
01:02:11
I just thought it applied. No, that worked perfectly.
01:02:14
It's almost like we planned. That it's what we do here.
01:02:15
It's staying. We actually did not.
01:02:17
Plan. That plan, Yeah.
01:02:18
While we all like to believe that our food products contain
01:02:21
absolutely no traces of insects or rodent hairs, the reality is
01:02:24
far from it. Even the FDA, the governing body
01:02:27
that sets the standards for food safety, has an acceptable ratio
01:02:31
of food to insect. Rodent God, I like wrote it.
01:02:35
Rodent hairs. Not rodents, but rodent hairs.
01:02:38
Yeah, they don't allow a, you know, a foot or a tail or.
01:02:42
It says the FDA allows for 225 insect parts to 225 grams of
01:02:49
macaroni. For tomatoes, it's even worse,
01:02:52
with an acceptable ratio of 10 fly eggs.
01:02:56
Whoa. Per tomato product.
01:03:00
I knew there's a reason I didn't.
01:03:01
I didn't like to. I don't eat tomato.
01:03:03
Shit. So here's the last one.
01:03:05
And I saved the best for last because it had the best, the
01:03:09
best caption to it. It says cockroaches, come on,
01:03:14
we'll eat human flesh. I thought I got a chance.
01:03:17
I thought I got through this without the Roach thing.
01:03:19
Yes, so it says if you ever get a Roach infestation, act quickly
01:03:24
if you don't want to be bitten, it turns.
01:03:27
Out by a Roach, Yeah. Turns out cockroaches are
01:03:30
omnivores, which means they eat plants and meat, although they
01:03:33
are more likely to take bites of fingernails and eyelashes while
01:03:37
picking at food, Remains are remnants of dead skin.
01:03:41
Sorry, so they've also been recorded to bite feet and hands.
01:03:47
That's disgusting. So yeah, because, you know, you
01:03:50
always hear the whole, you know, the food and there's they'll eat
01:03:53
anything. That's what you hear about these
01:03:54
guys and. Just the idea that there's a
01:03:59
reason for them to be on you when you're not aware of it.
01:04:04
So is the FDA. Dumb question.
01:04:07
FDA is only in America, right? Because FDA is worldwide.
01:04:10
Well, I'm sure they have their own all over the place.
01:04:13
But I'm curious what their standards are worldwide.
01:04:15
Yeah, maybe. Like one place is really strict
01:04:17
and one place is like, who gives a shit?
01:04:19
Just whatever. You know, as long as it's cooked
01:04:22
then they'll be fine. I don't know Snakehead.
01:04:25
It's a good question. Yeah, the snakehead.
01:04:26
Or even your encounter with the roaches and your fries.
01:04:30
And the cheese fries. Yeah, see, My God, I won't
01:04:35
probably go to Hooters every. I mean, seriously, I.
01:04:38
Ruined it for you. Every time I drive by Sonic now
01:04:40
I'm just like. Fuck you, I'll get him angry.
01:04:43
I'm like, screw you Sonic. Yeah, you need to care about.
01:04:46
This and this, even though this was probably close to 25 years
01:04:48
ago, we care. Hopefully their standards have
01:04:51
gotten. Better.
01:04:51
I don't care that that guy that came out and didn't care, he
01:04:55
hoped bad things to hope he. Stubbed his toe on the way back.
01:04:59
There you go, bastard. Yeah, well, that was.
01:05:01
That was fun. That was.
01:05:03
That you would enjoy that. I know how much he liked the
01:05:04
insects. Yeah, for somebody who's not a
01:05:06
fan of insects. But there is, there's so many.
01:05:10
What I learned in that entomology class, there's so
01:05:13
many weird ass things in that Kingdom, if you will, that whole
01:05:18
just the amount of insects, the amount of types of it, It's just
01:05:22
just crazy in the way that they reproduce and eat and it's just
01:05:26
wild. So was this a required class or
01:05:28
were you trying to face your fears?
01:05:30
No. And again, I'll make it really
01:05:32
quick. It's funny.
01:05:35
There's a cute girl signing up for the class and you're like,
01:05:37
yeah? No, I transferred in.
01:05:39
I had to take a semester worth of junior college classes here
01:05:45
in Dallas before I went to A and M because I went back as a
01:05:48
nontraditional aged student, went a little, no shit.
01:05:51
I went a little bit older. I went at 2627, something like
01:05:54
that, 40, No, 27. And so I had an advisor and he
01:06:00
brought me in and he and he goes, oh, you already had this
01:06:03
English class. I didn't realize that.
01:06:05
Let's get it switched out. You're an English major, right?
01:06:09
And English and education. So guess what?
01:06:12
You. Can learn more about bugs you.
01:06:13
Don't need to have a lot of no, you don't have to have a lot of
01:06:16
science. But you do need a three hour
01:06:19
science class that doesn't have a lab attached to it.
01:06:22
Well, there's not a bunch of those.
01:06:25
And he goes. We'll throw you in entomology.
01:06:27
Dr. Gold's great. And I didn't, at the time,
01:06:29
squeaky hip. At the time, I didn't know what
01:06:31
entomology even meant. I was just like, OK, that sounds
01:06:34
great, whatever. And then I looked up and I and I
01:06:37
go, OK, well, God, entomology. And he goes, oh, it's just a
01:06:41
class on insects. And he said my whole face would
01:06:45
pale totally white because I eventually talked to imagine.
01:06:50
And he said, should I should I not do that?
01:06:52
I said no, no, I was trying to be no, no, I'll be all right.
01:06:57
I'll be I'll be good. What was that?
01:07:00
So that's how it happened. And I ended up.
01:07:02
I really enjoyed the class itself.
01:07:04
I bet it was fun learning about it, seeing on the slides.
01:07:08
But when they pass around the collections and here's an
01:07:11
example and you had to open it and look at these things, I was
01:07:15
unaware, swatted away. I was unaware that my university
01:07:17
had the third most extensive insect collection, if you will,
01:07:23
in the world. Really.
01:07:25
That's the present. And I'm going.
01:07:27
I'm so, so proud of you guys. That's fantastic.
01:07:30
Sitting in your dorm room. Just freaking out.
01:07:33
Anyway, well that was fun. Let's do self-awareness before
01:07:37
we go tonight. Mine are simple.
01:07:41
Do you have any tonight? You just want me to vent?
01:07:44
I'm sure, I'm sure. I'll take my.
01:07:47
This is one that got me literally today and I brought my
01:07:54
3 year old. We all met him on the show.
01:07:56
To a grocery store to get a few things.
01:07:59
And he wanted to fucking cake pop after school.
01:08:01
And well of course if he doesn't get a cake pop he loses his
01:08:05
shit. And I said, well it's Starbucks
01:08:07
that's attached to the store, so I'll grab myself a coffee.
01:08:09
It all worked out and we needed a few things and we go in there.
01:08:14
Cake pop's a level. And we're he would and we're
01:08:18
checking out at the self checkout by the way.
01:08:21
But we but we didn't have a lot this time, so Trey would not
01:08:25
have been too angry with me. But this guy walks by us and he
01:08:29
looks and the trash can that's just beyond our cart and he
01:08:33
spits straight into the trash can.
01:08:36
Like maybe the trajectory of this wad was like a foot and a
01:08:41
half away from my son and it's just gross.
01:08:44
And I'm like, dude, And it just reminded me like people that
01:08:47
just spit everywhere when people are around you.
01:08:50
I get it if you, especially if you dip or something, I don't
01:08:53
know. Which is fucking disgusting,
01:08:55
yeah. It's gross, but people that
01:08:57
smoke and I know people that do it and it's just like, come on,
01:09:01
like people are walking around in this.
01:09:03
It's on their shoes. Look around and see you.
01:09:06
Yeah, I get it. If you if something's gross and
01:09:08
you just got to do it, then walk away and take care of it or
01:09:11
restroom or something. But this guy's like there's
01:09:13
nothing, just bit around and things flailing through the air.
01:09:16
They at least apologize or anything.
01:09:18
No, just of course, just walk right away and I kind of, I kind
01:09:20
of stood there a second. I'm like and I looked at the the
01:09:23
young lady who was working there and I said, did he just spit in
01:09:26
the track in and she literally goes, you'd be surprised how
01:09:28
many people do like what? Anyway, so that's the one.
01:09:33
I just don't spit when people are right there.
01:09:35
It's not, it's gross, It's. I hate to say, but I am a
01:09:39
spitter. God.
01:09:41
I try to be aware. You're a spitter, but you won't
01:09:44
wipe your workout equipment. Yeah, and I try to be aware.
01:09:48
I don't spit just randomly, just crazy places.
01:09:51
But yeah, it's like my mouth is watering right now just because
01:09:54
we're talking about spit. Why do you feel the need to
01:09:57
spit? I don't know, it's it's weird,
01:09:59
like I'll be riding the bike, I'll send that spit.
01:10:01
I don't know when you're it's something athletic or you that's
01:10:04
different, I guess. Yeah, baseball players and all
01:10:07
that, you know. When I'm in the gym, I don't
01:10:09
feel the need to spit or anything.
01:10:10
Like guys. I guess it's an outdoor thing.
01:10:12
Maybe it is an outdoor thing, but that this is the point I can
01:10:14
deal with that a little more fear on the field.
01:10:16
You're on the outside, the wilderness.
01:10:18
Wilderness. Shit, I just realized maybe
01:10:20
that's why I'm not getting the second date.
01:10:22
Cuz you're never thought about that.
01:10:25
You're learning so much about yourself.
01:10:27
Yeah, self-awareness. But I just couldn't.
01:10:31
And along those same lines, people that sit there and they
01:10:34
like, bite their nails and then they spit it out.
01:10:39
I just, I don't understand these people.
01:10:41
And I saw that the other day too.
01:10:42
It was like a. I think it was.
01:10:44
I think it honestly was also a different coffee shop, but
01:10:47
another coffee shop. People just sitting there and I
01:10:50
watched this guy and I was fascinated.
01:10:52
I was like, this guy's really gonna and he's a guy and I know
01:10:55
that that's a big deal. I just always thought that was
01:10:57
more of a female thing. I got another one now that
01:10:59
you're just. Mixing that because there we go.
01:11:01
See, you just need to light the fire.
01:11:03
Here, this is a friend of ours that used to do this shit he'd
01:11:05
get in my car. And we'd be driving along.
01:11:09
All of a sudden you see him digging for gold, you know, and
01:11:12
halfway up his nose, oh God. And he does one of those things
01:11:15
where he's rubbing his two fingers together and then all of
01:11:18
a sudden you see him start flicking.
01:11:21
Oh no. My Come on man, roll the window
01:11:24
down. Here's some Kleenex you know.
01:11:26
So it's not about the flicking, it's about he's literally
01:11:28
flicking in your. Yes, in the window is up and
01:11:31
he's just flicking. Oh, it absolutely is.
01:11:34
It absolutely is so. We love you, buddy.
01:11:36
But yeah, this is correct. The fuck?
01:11:37
So yeah, that annoys the shit out of me.
01:11:40
Especially you. Just you were outside.
01:11:42
Pick your fucking nose on your way to my car.
01:11:45
And get rid of it. I don't like nose stuff.
01:11:47
I don't burgers and snot. I mean, that's the one thing
01:11:49
like I. With my kids, I get it.
01:11:52
And their DNA is my DNA. All that bullshit.
01:11:56
I'll change their diapers. But you're not sitting there but
01:11:58
playing with the boogers. But you know.
01:12:00
But that's the one thing, though, the boogers and the snot
01:12:02
that I could do without, maybe the least, yeah.
01:12:06
Or the most do without. The most, yeah, is that I don't
01:12:09
like snot and boogers. So for a grown man to sit in
01:12:13
your car. Yeah, in flick it nose and flick
01:12:15
it, but not even out the way, just.
01:12:16
Out the window, down. It's right there, next to you.
01:12:19
You. Can even probably crack it like
01:12:20
1/3 of the way I. Literally started carrying
01:12:23
Kleenex in my car, and it's almost like he was trying to be
01:12:26
secretive about digging his fucking nose.
01:12:28
I'm like, here's the Kleenex. Here this this gentleman is not
01:12:31
secretive about anything that he.
01:12:32
At all? At all.
01:12:34
And and he might think he is, but he's not.
01:12:36
He's not. So, OK, well, that's a good one.
01:12:39
And then and then I've got. I've got one more.
01:12:42
This one's a little bit. Less gross.
01:12:45
It's just kind of funny. And this might be one of those
01:12:49
instances where you go, Ryan, this is a little over the top.
01:12:54
If you met these these Dicks that are there, you.
01:12:58
Met the other Dicks. Anywhere.
01:13:00
I'm sorry, have you seen these Dicks that are walking around
01:13:04
whistling like they are? Like it's their job, like it's
01:13:07
their career? They are the they are the best
01:13:10
Whistler in the world and and to their credit some of them are
01:13:15
quite, quite powerful. They have a powerful whistle.
01:13:18
Are they wearing a little helmet and stuff?
01:13:20
Riding a special bus? No, I don't need this.
01:13:23
I don't need to hear it. I don't hear their talent.
01:13:25
I literally couldn't hear my 3 year old who's loud, what he was
01:13:29
asking me because this douche over just sitting there
01:13:31
whistling, whistling. In the same aisle, we picking
01:13:35
out shampoo and shit. Was he whistling to the song
01:13:37
they were playing? In the store?
01:13:38
No, I don't. You couldn't hear anything but
01:13:40
the whistle. I don't know.
01:13:43
How do you not record? This I I didn't have to, but I'm
01:13:45
just sitting there going, you know, I I appreciate that you
01:13:48
can whistle, but my God, I don't need to hear it.
01:13:51
For a minute. And I swear I went like 4 rows
01:13:53
away and I could still hear like in the background this door.
01:13:57
Everybody in the Sorka here, this guy, but I.
01:13:59
Should've asked him. Say, can you eat a few crackers
01:14:00
and see if you can still whistle?
01:14:01
Like that? How about some peanut butter?
01:14:03
There you go. Figure this out.
01:14:04
Yeah, so that was kind of my lighter one.
01:14:07
But that's pretty funny. Really don't just, if people are
01:14:10
right next to you, don't whistle, especially if you have
01:14:12
a powerful whistle. Would get it.
01:14:13
You're awesome. This guy had a powerful.
01:14:16
Had a powerful whistle. Let me ask, as far as the age
01:14:20
range, what do you think he was? Middle age?
01:14:21
Young. Oh no.
01:14:22
He was in a little bit older than middle age.
01:14:24
I would say he was in his 50s or 60s.
01:14:27
OK yeah, one of the. And so too.
01:14:30
I just, I feel like that's the only ones that learn how to
01:14:32
whistle. Wouldn't that be funny if he's
01:14:34
deaf and didn't realize how loud that is and then you feel like
01:14:37
an asshole? You don't run into me like 16
01:14:39
year olds that are just fucking whistling.
01:14:40
Me, you know. It's it's all these older guys
01:14:43
and I don't know if they do it when they're bored or.
01:14:46
I'm trying to think if I ever whistle.
01:14:48
I don't think I ever do. I can do it and it's okay, but
01:14:51
it's not like it wasn't like this.
01:14:52
I mean, this was precision. This was he wasn't off key.
01:14:57
He was like every note was his. It was like, wow, he was very
01:15:00
impressive. And I might TuneIn to hear that
01:15:04
somewhere else, but not three feet away from my ears.
01:15:08
I could just picture this in the store though.
01:15:10
Just a little man sitting there with him.
01:15:12
And I was just kind of looking on my shoulder and then of
01:15:14
course my three-year old's like, what is that man doing?
01:15:17
Did he ever make eye contact with you?
01:15:19
No. No.
01:15:20
No, I think he might have been in his.
01:15:22
Maybe he was. In his own world, but.
01:15:26
Cuz I whistle every very rarely have I whistle around my 3 year
01:15:30
old and he. So he doesn't really know.
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He's just kind of, what's that? What's he doing?
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What's going on? And I was like, be quiet.
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And then I said, why am I shitting this guy?
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Can't hear shit. He's not hearing anything from
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that fucking whistle, so yeah. So those are mine tonight.
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That was good. And you have any others?
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I don't. I can't think of anything.
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That nobody's nobody's pissed you off.
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Oh well, there's plenty of people to piss me off.
01:15:51
Well, that's good we'll say, we'll say because we're gonna do
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self-awareness, awareness of self-awareness every every show.
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Cuz it's. It's fun to yell at people.
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Or about people that pisses off. It's fun to yell about people,
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but anyway, we'll stop. I don't think we need to go any
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further. Sounds good?
01:16:07
Yeah. Anything else?
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I think I'm good do. We have any more stories about
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South Korea tonight? No, I think we're good.
01:16:15
We told two stories. About South Korea.
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We did. Should we?
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You and I add that to our world tour.
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South Korea. Yeah.
01:16:20
Why not? Why not?
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It's not just. It's not.
01:16:23
Don't. Kick Kick a cop car.
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Can you imagine the guy? Will we like this one?
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Podcast? Stay in the grave.
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But they kicked the cop guard and Seoul, South Korea.
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They're locked up for a while. Ridiculous.
01:16:35
Yeah, but all right. I do want to know what was going
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through that man's head that made him decide running into
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North Korea was the the best solution so.
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I still think he might have thought he was.
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Well, no, because he knows where Seoul.
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I mean, he knows where he is, right?
01:16:49
He didn't think he was going to like Mongolia or whatever the
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other border state is over there.
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A country, maybe. He was hungry and he heard about
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a good fast food place, Right? Let me run over.
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I've heard North Korea has great dining establishments.
01:17:04
All right, we'll see you next time later.
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Love you guys. Just sitting here thinking how
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cool it would be to do a 69 with no gravity.
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Or what about the car wash from the hazing?
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There we go.