An armed robbery assisted by parrots. A deadly kiss from a turtle. Scandinavian Qur’an burnings sparking global outrage. And somehow… black market sperm.
This episode is as chaotic as it sounds—and it’s exactly why Stay in the Gray exists.
Ryan and Trey break down:
What’s really behind the Qur’an burnings in Sweden and Denmark
The CDC warning about not kissing your turtle
Why black market sperm demand is skyrocketing
Plus: a Bray Wyatt tribute, death-by-absurdity, and ice cream shop morons
If you came for weird news, hard questions, and zero filter—you’re in the right place.
🎧 On this show:
0:40 - Armed robbery with parrots
2:24 - Tribute to Bray Wyatt
5:50 - Dangers of kissing your pet turtle
9:54 - Black Market Sperm demand
19:29 MAIN TOPIC: Qur’an burnings in Scandinavia
43:20 - Crazy Deaths
Awareness of Self-Awareness: Ice cream shop idiots
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Hey, my man. What's going on?
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Another day, another show. Yes, Sir.
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I have a headline for you tonight.
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You do? I do.
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And I wanted to. I was asking myself if we should
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talk about this more than just give the headline.
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But I don't think so. I think this is one that you'll
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see. How about I just read it for
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you? Hope it's from Florida, you know
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it's Unfortunately it's from Fairfax, VA.
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Virginia, OK, there's a These robots every time, right when I
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start to talk, I'm start getting used to them.
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I like. I kind of like them.
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Now there's a man. OK, a man.
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A man accused of robbery wanted for robbery.
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OK, and he's got 3 parrots on his shoulders.
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Are you shitting me? And there's a picture.
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Oh, there's got to be a picture. This guy has a black cowboy hat.
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OK, see if I can get to get to it for you.
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He's got to. He's got a peg leg, he's got a
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cowboy hat on and he's got 3 parrots literally on his
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shoulder as he robbed the store with a knife.
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With a knife the. Knife. 3 pairs in a knife and
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this guy's on the run like no one got him.
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Right. He got away.
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He got away with parrots on his shoulders.
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So I just, again, I read this and I said that was hilarious.
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No wonder people look at the United States.
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You're like, what kind of Americans?
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And in Virginia, of all places, right?
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So this guy is, you see, somebody with three parrots?
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That's absolutely Florida right there.
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He's wanted, so either kill the parrots and take him in or.
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Don't kill the parrot. I was just joking.
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Take it easy PETA. But anyway.
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So I know you give me shit about this all the time, but I am a
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which, which thing? We'll say a professional
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wrestling fan. And so tonight I am in honor of
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Bray Wyatt, who's brave Wyatt. Bray.
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Wyatt Bray. Like Bray.
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That's kind of cool. Like that.
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Okay. So Bray Wyatt was a character
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that I enjoyed and I like how you called character.
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A character? Yes.
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And so he passed away. I believe his name is Wyndham
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Rotunda. I forgive me is his real name.
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Is his real name. So it goes.
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I thought it was character is brave Wyatt Bray.
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Yeah, so he actually passed away at 36 years old, and I don't
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think robots are appropriate for. 36 years old, had a heart
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attack and I think they're saying it's complications from
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COVID. So, So yeah, they did it.
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They had a big thing on. They did a tribute to him on
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Smackdown, which was really cool.
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So I'm looking forward to what is that smackdown.
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Smackdown is a show. Sounds like one of your.
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Maps W dot go ahead. That's the second date that WWE
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puts on. They put on two shows a week and
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smack down as the Friday night. Oh, that's just their show.
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OK And they come out, have a moment of silence and they pay
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tribute to him. So it was pretty cool.
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So I'm like, man, that sucks 30. Six years old.
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That's terrible. Well, and I'm going to ask it,
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I'm going to be that guy. How about that?
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I'm going to get called Right Wing Conspiracy theory.
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I don't give a shit anymore. Do you think it's COVID or do
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you think it might be from the vaccine?
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I don't know they did. They didn't specify if if he had
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the vaccine at any point. So I don't know.
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All they said is that, well, actually they mentioned that
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he'd left for a while for an illness is what they said.
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And he was actually coming back and had plans and everything and
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then all of a sudden boom got notification that he passed
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away. So I don't know if he had
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underlying part. Oh yeah, had kids.
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And so yeah, I can't even imagine I just now that, yeah, I
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hate to be that that dad. It's like now that I have kids.
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I get it. But I do.
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I mean, geez, it sucks. Yeah, so especially 36.
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Man, that's crazy. That's a that's.
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He was a fun character to watch though he was, he was one of the
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ones that got kind of got me back into wrestling a little
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bit, just because it kind of got stale and stagnant.
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And then he came out with his the Wyatt Family and it was, it
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was really cool. So feel like if you're going to
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like wrestling, like this kind of wrestling, you just have to,
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you know, you of course accept the fact that it's scripted.
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Scripted, yes. And you really look at it like a
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performance. I mean, you're going to a play
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or something and except one that just continues on.
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Yeah, my ex called it a male soap opera.
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I mean, that's perfect. I guess that's probably true,
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cuz they have a lot of women in there and different.
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I don't know if I'm gonna get into it, but I'll try not to
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give you a hard time anymore, at least while you're mourning this
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guy. There's a Scottish character and
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he's from, he's from Scotland, so yeah, you would the Scottish
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guy from Scotland. Drew McIntyre.
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I mean, he's actually from, he's not playing a character.
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Scottish name? McIntyre.
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Yeah, Okay. Comes out in this kilt and this
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sword and everything he's. He's a pretty he's a badass
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sword. Oh yeah, kind of wrestling.
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He brings a sword out and everything.
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No wonder people are. Yeah, he's a badass.
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So, OK, good for He'll be my guy.
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How about that? McIntosh.
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McIntosh. McIntyre.
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McIntyre, McIntyre, Drew McIntyre.
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He's my guy. Let me ask you, do you have a
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Have you even thought about having a pet turtle?
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Have I ever thought about or have you have you had one?
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I have not. OK, my parents have, but I have
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not. Interesting.
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I don't know why that's interesting.
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I just like to say that's interesting.
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So you don't think that'd be something you're interested?
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In a pet turtle? Yeah, I don't think I'd do pet
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turtle. Well, that's a good thing.
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You know why? Why?
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Because apparently. Did he have a pet turtle when he
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robbed the the turtle on his shoulder too?
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No. Apparently in I forget where
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this was, this was anyway, and I don't even think it's actually
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it's actually across 11 states. So, the Centers for Disease
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Control and Prevention has warned, do not kiss or cuddle
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your pet turtle. No shit.
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No shit. Don't they bite?
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I don't. Well, I think that's a snapping
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turtle. Do they all bite?
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I don't know. They have that sharp little nose
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thing. I know, I know.
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My mom tried to pick one up out of their tank one time and it
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bit the shit out of Don't do that, don't do that.
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What was that hamster I remember, you know, that bit?
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They bite and then they tuck back into their shell like
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pussies. I remember trying to pick one up
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on a golf course one time and it peed everywhere.
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Well, I don't need to. Why would you do that as stupid?
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Well, okay. Well, let me get to the reason.
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Apparently there's a salmonella outbreak.
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Did I say that right, or is it salmonella?
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No, salmonella. Yeah.
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Salmon. Sammy Sammy's.
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Sammy Swanson. I think it's.
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I think it's salmonella. Only in salmon.
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Do you not pronounce the owl right?
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Sure, Okay. The Piminella outbreak has been
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linked to small turtles and has sickened at least 26 whole
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people across 11 states. Because they're cuddling with
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these turtles. Well, because we kiss them.
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You're going to spread some the salmonella?
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And there'll be small turtles, Not big, it says.
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Hold on. Take it easy, Dre.
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I know you're very anxious. And what it says since there's a
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multistate outbreak there, have taken this serious.
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They're taking it seriously now, 26 people in 11 states, and so
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they're saying anything with shells less than 4 inches.
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Less than four. OK, so they do have a
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measurement, right? Yeah, the federal law.
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Federal law bans the sale and distribution of turtles only
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drugs with four inches. I'm sorry with less than 4
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inches long as pets cuz they have caused a lot of illnesses
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and especially in the young children.
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So once they get to 4 inches there there's no sound.
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Well, I think it's just way less of a risk, is what I'm
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understanding. So it says despite the ban,
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these turtles can sometimes be found illegally online in its
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stores, flea markets and roadside stands.
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It's like the black market for four inches, turtles.
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That's the part. That's the part that I wanted to
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under 4 inches, Under 4 inches, it's like a black market.
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Like, hold on. Can you imagine?
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Like, hey, I got something. Check this out.
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He opens the van door in the alleyway.
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Does he play a little around? A little ruler to prove that
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under 4 inches, the guys, the guy doubts him.
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He's like, that's not 4 inches dude you're trying to take me
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from. 5 inches that was. I gotta pay.
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I should know, right? You gotta pay less for that one.
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Yeah? So anyway, they're just saying
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you could get germs from the small one.
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It says pet turtles of any size can cause it.
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But even if they look healthy and clean, what exactly does a
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healthy and clean versus a non healthy and clean turtle look
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like? Unless there's like clumps of
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mud on it, I wouldn't know if it's dirty or clean, right?
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It's not like someone's like he's clean.
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He's fine. Yeah.
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So I just thought you should know that if you're planning on
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getting a turtle. Make sure it's at least 4
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inches. At least 4 inches reduces your
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chance. There's still a chance, but it
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reduces your chance. So everybody out there, take
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note of the four and below inch turtles.
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Among other things. Among other things.
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Interesting. Yeah.
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So yeah, I just. I thought that was funny.
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I don't know why I told it, but I thought it was funny.
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I don't know why I told it. OK, well, I've got a I've got a
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black market story then. If we're talking about turtles
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on the black market, great segue.
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That's why you're on this show. That's why I That's why I do
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this. This one is a Facebook black
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market sperm industry. Oh, OK, I'm intrigued.
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Do you like that? I'm intrigued, so maybe we
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should just stop with the with the headline.
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So the issue here is that wanna be moms, Wanna be moms.
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Wanna be moms that want to? And in this case, it's it's
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basic or they're they kind of go into the same sex, relationships
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are growing. So let's talk about so lesbian
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moms. They want to have children, and
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unfortunately they can't afford a $30 IVF.
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Which, yeah, damn, that's expensive.
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So and they said that's that's been has risen because of so
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many of the same sex marriages. So now it's kind of would be
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inflation. I don't know anyway.
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So what they're saying is that these moms are being lured into
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having unprotected sex or forced to meet men they met online in
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parking lots to swap. Whoa, semen samples.
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What? Hold on.
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Let me process this. You're telling me that there be.
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Well, First off, we mean they're being forced.
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Who's forcing them? Just like it's like they're
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being coerced. So what they're saying is
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they're turning to a Facebook group where men offer to donate
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their sperm for little or no charge.
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Oh well. But in this case, what you're
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telling me is that they don't want to do in vitro, which is,
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is that the same thing as IVS? Yeah.
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Something like that. It's 30 dollars, $30 so
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the OK, but that they're not just going to get a tube of
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sperm well that they need to. Technically I guess it could be
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a tube, but no, no, they need to.
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As long as it's under 4 inches, they're OK.
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They need to commit the act, right?
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Well, in this case, these men that are offering up these
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sperms often do sperms. The sperms often do come with
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demands. Many only agree to natural
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insemination or sex or partial. We should start calling it
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natural insemination. Yeah, I want to have some
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natural insemination. Put it on your profile picture
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on your. I'm looking for a natural
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insemination. Babe, I'm going to naturally
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inseminate you to the nights anyway.
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Yeah, take it easy over there. Easy or partial insemination.
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We can use that. And this is where the man
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masturbates and penetrates the woman just before jacket.
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And usually that's the other way around, right?
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Usually you. You pull out before you
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ejaculate, right? This, well, that's for
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different. That's for people that don't
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want the kid. Right now we're talking about
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the. Ones that want to get the kid
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yeah. So if you if he guys taking, I
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mean does he have to like so he just sits there with with him
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actually watches it yeah. Like, So what do you do for a
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living? Like 10 minutes?
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Like doll, what's your favorite color?
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Yeah, that's a great. Shirt, you know, so I don't get
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you had to do the noise. So.
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But that is, that also says for women who refuse the sex, refuse
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the sex or natural insemination, the alternative can be just as
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humiliating and unsafe, with some meeting in parking lots,
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hotels or even Starbucks bathrooms to exchange samples
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only. Starbucks experts say
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unregulated sperm donation raises the risk of SDI's, which
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could leave a woman infertile or with unviable pregnancy okay.
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So they're saying they're getting samples.
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I don't get, That's what I don't get.
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So you can't. You get samples.
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You got to put it up in you. Yeah.
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So basically what they're doing is just, I'm assuming is that
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they're meeting these men, getting a cup of sperm and then
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trying to put it up themselves and they don't know if this
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sperm is safe or anything. Yeah, it's black market, dude.
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This is intense. It says Stacy Nicole and her
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wife joined what is now the largest sperm donation group in
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the US, Sperm Donation USA. At the time it had around 5000
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members. Now it has almost 24.
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I don't know why that was important, but I read that
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anyway. Statistic.
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Thank you. You like that?
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Sure. Says they were about to embark
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on their family using a sperm bank, but when one of their
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close friends conceived using the Facebook group, they decided
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to give it a shot. Maybe that's where it went, so
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give it a shot. See what I did?
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There, this Kentucky couple found someone willing to do
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artificial insemination, made a four hour trip to the casino.
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We met in a It's happening this take a turn to.
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Meet the donor and his wife at a casino parking lot received the
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first sperm donation. He basically put his donation in
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a cup and handed it to him. It was very weird, just a little
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bit. Oh, it was.
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So it was beautiful. What a great scene it was.
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So said, we know they were in the car, but I don't know if her
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saliva might have gotten on it. This is getting.
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It was very rushed. So yeah, this is kind of
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interesting. So it's yeah, unfortunately
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these poor women are trying to find a a less expensive
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alternative and they're leading to these unsafe.
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But I mean, I know this, I know this is the question everybody
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that's watching or listening is asking, but why couldn't you
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just find some buddy that you know is a little cleaner or that
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you know better or? A friend or something like that.
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A friend. But I'm gonna guess I understand
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that a lot of friends don't want to father a child technically,
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because they would be the father.
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See, I'm not even asking that question.
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I'm trying to figure out how do I become a person that donates
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or these. You're gonna be in the black
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market. Sorry, Trey can't be with this
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tonight. He's down in the alleyway.
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He's like. If you see me out there with
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with my pants around my ankles, don't even ask questions.
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It's just that, OK, it's a good cause.
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He's making a few bucks. He's helping lesbians out, yeah,
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with their dreams of having a child.
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I mean natural childbirth. I think, yeah, partial
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insemination, partial insimidation, that's your new.
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That's your new. Shit, that's your new hashtag.
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And if it's if it's under 4 inches, I get to charge 00, man.
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I don't even know what. I don't even know.
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I don't even know what to say. I don't.
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You know where? To go from there, I don't know
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what to say about the story, much less what you just said.
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Well, I don't know. I think that.
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I think that I think that perhaps if they met you and you
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had a, that's what they should do, is they should have a
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conversation and like hang out and like make them comfortable.
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I can't imagine being a woman and going down there already
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uncomfortable. And then it's some weird, like,
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creepy guy in an alleyway and he's just like, let's get down.
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To it, kind of playing with his pud and just so we're there like
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he already started. You got a little Dixie cup right
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there for him. Yeah, he's like, he's like, I
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went ahead and started. I knew you'd be here at 9:30.
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Can you hold this magazine up for me?
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But if they came down there and you're natural you, you just
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have this natural way about you that I imagine they'd be like,
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oh, we got lucky with this guy. Yeah, right.
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You think? I thought you were gonna say
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they were. I thought you were gonna say
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they were gonna let me. What was the word we were using?
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Not, not partially. There's a lot of words we can
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use. What does this say?
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That natural insemination. Naturally, you're gonna say, you
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know what? You're gonna.
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I'm gonna let you naturally inseminate me.
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You got excited. You hit the mic.
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I did. So yeah, that was pretty
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interesting. Yeah, that's a good, that's a
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good story. So I still.
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Haven't figured out how to join this group, but you know, figure
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out maybe not everybody can. What are the credentials?
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I mean, what do you have to do to be?
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It's a group, right? You said it's a Facebook.
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Group Facebook group like how do they choose the members?
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I wonder if you search like sperm givers, you know, but who
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are the givers? That's what I'm saying.
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I want to be part of this. How do you do that?
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I don't know. Search sperm givers on your
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computer and see what happens. I don't know.
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I would. How would I explain that?
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Sperm like, well, babe, I just decided to give back right to
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donate. Yeah, so there need to be a
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little more mini Ryan's running. Yeah, so we have enough kids.
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Let's, let's donate. Oh my God.
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OK, I'm gonna. Let's move.
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Now one more question. Is there any documentation to
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where these men are not responsible for these kids after
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the fact? That's a good question.
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I mean, there's gotta be, but they don't care.
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But it's on a Facebook group. You know how?
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I mean, do they get down to the legal, well target on a Facebook
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group or they just write it down on the side of the cup and say
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I'm not the daddy sign here? Yeah, well, I mean, it was just
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like a handwritten note, which is actually legal.
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Would you want to borrow a pin from one of these guys?
00:18:51
Bring your own pin. Nobody can go ahead and bang you
00:18:54
like, but you don't borrow a pin though.
00:18:57
Sign the back. Yeah.
00:19:02
So yeah, I don't know how you find him again though.
00:18:59
I don't know. I think there's got to be some
00:19:00
legal, I mean. Like if it's just some random
00:19:05
dude. Yeah, that's true.
00:19:07
No name. She shows up using no names.
00:19:09
Let's go, let's go, let's do it. That's very romantic.
00:19:12
When you name him Junior, though, you're you're mystery
00:19:20
man. Ex Junior.
00:19:21
Yeah, you're donor Junior. Facebook.
00:19:25
Donor. Junior.
00:19:26
Oh, my God. OK, I think that tonight we're
00:19:31
going to go from this into something.
00:19:35
You told me you wanted to bring this up, and I I don't.
00:19:38
You didn't. We don't know much about it.
00:19:41
We don't. But most, No.
00:19:42
No, I meant. I meant I'm.
00:19:45
I meant, I meant to say I didn't know much about it because we
00:19:48
haven't really discussed much of it.
00:19:50
But I liked what you told me about.
00:19:53
So bring us in there and we're going to.
00:19:56
I don't know why. I don't know why I'm introducing
00:19:59
this. I think it's because I wanted to
00:20:00
get out of the other conversation and really
00:20:03
emphasize that this segue is not as good as some of our other
00:20:06
segue at all. Go ahead.
00:20:09
So the the headline is Denmark bands burning the Quran after a
00:20:15
string of desecrations in the country sparked anger in Muslim
00:20:20
nations. You said Denmark, right?
00:20:22
Yes, that's right. I forgot.
00:20:24
I knew it was Scandinavian, so it says The Denmark's government
00:20:28
will ban Quran burnings following desecrations in recent
00:20:31
months that have provoked outrage across Muslim world, an
00:20:35
official said today. Says Peter Humble, guard told
00:20:42
reporters that the government will present a bill that will
00:20:45
prohibit the inappropriate treatment of objects.
00:20:48
The humble guards, humble guard. The guard.
00:20:50
That's great. Justice Minister Peter Humble
00:20:53
Guard. So this bill will prohibit the
00:20:58
inappropriate treatment of objects of significant religious
00:21:01
importance to a religious community.
00:21:04
Now are they including other religions besides Islam?
00:21:09
I'm assuming but this one is more.
00:21:13
I guess what I'm asking is the did they establish this because
00:21:16
of of the Muslim Quran burnings? Yes.
00:21:22
And but but I guess they're implementing a an overall thing.
00:21:26
It's not just like the does it state specifically the Quran?
00:21:29
Well am I saying that right? Quran, Quran, Quran, it's
00:21:34
basically what it's saying is that they're aiming it at the
00:21:37
burnings and desecrations in public places.
00:21:39
So I guess people are asking permission to burn the Quran in
00:21:42
public places as a display. Oh, they're asking permission,
00:21:45
and that's interesting, it says, reflecting incidents across
00:21:48
Denmark and Sweden have harmed diplomatic relations with Muslim
00:21:53
countries and inspired, fervent protests.
00:21:57
Sweden's cousin causing a lot of issues.
00:21:59
They beat us in the World Cup and the Women's World Cup and
00:22:01
now they're. They're not allowing
00:22:04
desecration. I mean, they're not causing us
00:22:06
issues right now. Apparently there's a target on
00:22:09
them. Well, so that's what you're.
00:22:11
So essentially what you're saying is that there's a bunch
00:22:14
of people and a bunch of people different groups in these
00:22:17
Scandinavian countries of Sweden and Denmark specifically, right?
00:22:23
Yes. And they are burning the Quran,
00:22:29
Quran. Quran.
00:22:32
You know what? They burn the same.
00:22:36
The bird is the same no matter what.
00:22:38
No matter what you call it. Denmark.
00:22:43
I'm not allowed in Denmark now anymore.
00:22:45
Because whatever. No, I'm just kidding.
00:22:46
For all of our I'm sure we have a ton of Muslim listeners.
00:22:49
By the way, I'm just joking with you.
00:22:52
Take it easy. But so, so you want me to say
00:22:56
Quran, is that what you say? Quran.
00:22:58
What do you say Quran. Quran.
00:22:59
I'll say I'll start trying to work on you try that.
00:23:02
Yeah. Quran sounds like Karen like
00:23:06
Quran. So and and obviously these
00:23:10
Muslim countries are pissed because they've heard about this
00:23:14
and they they take it pretty seriously.
00:23:16
They get mad when you show Mohammed on TV and American
00:23:20
television. Like, I think there's a whole
00:23:22
big thing with. With a Family Guy or South Park,
00:23:25
one of the cartoon adult cartoons where they showed it
00:23:28
and then they made fun of the fact that they were going to
00:23:30
get, you know, but the target was going to be on them for
00:23:34
doing it. And it became this big thing
00:23:35
between all the different cartoons.
00:23:37
It was interesting. And so I think that that's makes
00:23:41
sense, but I don't know, it's kind of like take it easy like.
00:23:46
Some assholes are burning your book, okay, but that doesn't
00:23:49
mean you need to. You just say they were looking
00:23:54
to retaliate, or they're mad, or they're angry, or they're trying
00:23:58
to get up there. Is that what that's?
00:24:00
What I heard, that's what I heard.
00:24:01
That's my understanding. Well, there's a little Side
00:24:03
Story in here. It says the move to ban the
00:24:10
desecration of religious items follows a move by Sweden and
00:24:13
Denmark earlier this month to tighten border controls after
00:24:16
Sweden's Security Service judged such protests had put the
00:24:22
country in heightened terror threats.
00:24:26
That's a whole. That's a that's a whole added
00:24:29
issue right there. Yeah, so, so they're so they're
00:24:31
usually Scandinavia. Scandinavian countries have open
00:24:35
more open borders. And you're saying they're kind
00:24:37
of going to tighten that right? Then, it says, Denmark's justice
00:24:41
ministry said earlier this month they would have to increase the
00:24:45
focus on who is entering Denmark in order to respond to specific
00:24:49
and current threats. Yeah, I will, absolutely.
00:24:52
Now especially. But Sweden, I think Sweden's had
00:24:54
an issue with it. I think they've had big time
00:24:57
struggles with migrants and immigrants from those countries.
00:25:03
From what I've from what I've heard and it seemed odd to me
00:25:06
because it's Sweden, it's just like that seems far away like
00:25:09
now it does say says right wing parties in both Sweden and
00:25:16
Denmark have denounced the initiatives with some saying
00:25:20
freedom of speech cannot be compromised.
00:25:23
So I guess they're looking at this burning of a Quran as a
00:25:25
freedom of speech. Is that what they're?
00:25:27
Saying right. I don't know.
00:25:28
Is that a? Is it a right wing thing?
00:25:31
I don't know if they're right wing is the same as the right
00:25:33
wing here. I mean, it's definitely not a
00:25:35
left wing thing. I'm just as they're on the
00:25:37
opposite side of the country that it.
00:25:39
Ellipses maybe? I don't know.
00:25:41
No, I'm just saying like I'm wondering if I don't know, I
00:25:46
just wonder why all of a sudden like it became a right wing
00:25:49
thing versus just a, I mean bunch of like I don't agree with
00:25:53
burning, burning the Quran Quran.
00:25:56
I don't agree with burning the Quran at all, but.
00:26:00
Is it covered under freedom of speech?
00:26:02
I don't think so. No, I don't.
00:26:04
I don't think so. Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:26:06
Do your own research. But my understanding is that
00:26:11
that's not, that's not part of speech.
00:26:14
I still don't think that you're necessarily not allowed to do
00:26:16
it. I just don't think you can sit
00:26:17
there and yell freedom of speech.
00:26:19
So let me ask you this too, cuz I'm not very religious as but
00:26:24
does this happen around the world for the Bible?
00:26:28
I that's a good question and I know, I mean I'm sure that
00:26:32
Speaking of Muslim countries I mean I know that they've burned
00:26:35
American symbol things that symbolize this country here.
00:26:40
Obviously the flag, big one. And and that should make people
00:26:44
just as upset as as well I guess if you're very religious, you're
00:26:47
not going to be super upset about the flag over the Bible.
00:26:51
But I'm, I mean it. I cannot imagine there haven't
00:26:54
been Muslim burning the burnings of the Bible.
00:26:58
I can't. I don't know of any and I have
00:27:00
to research that and there's not an uprising over here over that.
00:27:03
No, no. I mean, well, I mean, I'm sure
00:27:05
there are Christians that are like, you know, screw them and
00:27:08
Christians and Muslims don't like each other.
00:27:09
And that's been since the they probably don't say screwed in
00:27:12
let's. Pray on it, right?
00:27:13
Let's pray on it. Yeah, let's pray on it.
00:27:16
Ever since Islam came in. And I think, let me see my
00:27:20
medieval history class at my College in the six hundreds, so
00:27:26
six the long time. Ago, I think it was 633.
00:27:28
If I get that exactly right, I'm going to be so happy.
00:27:30
Well, you know, somebody's going to fact.
00:27:32
Yeah, Fact Check away. And if it's 632 and you tell me
00:27:35
I'm wrong, you can fuck right off.
00:27:36
Yeah, but 633, I was off 5. Yeah, One year ago, 633 is when
00:27:42
Islam was established. And Christianity, of course,
00:27:45
according to our calendar was, you know, 633 years before that,
00:27:49
right. Well, around there with birth of
00:27:52
Christ and give or take. Yeah, somewhere around there.
00:27:54
It was first before Islam. The difference.
00:27:58
The only difference is that Islam believes in.
00:28:01
Well, there are a few differences, but the main one is
00:28:03
that their their prophet is Mohammed and the Christian
00:28:07
prophet is Jesus. That's it.
00:28:09
That's what caused the divide in 633.
00:28:13
So all the wording is the same except for.
00:28:15
That pretty close. And I'm not saying that in just
00:28:18
like that's actually back then it was very, very close.
00:28:22
That's wow. And it became this huge like
00:28:25
division because of Muhammad running around saying I'm the
00:28:29
and there was a whole Crusades and it just became a huge
00:28:32
imagine that was he literally running around.
00:28:35
Or yes, I think he was. I think he was running,
00:28:37
skipping. I don't know.
00:28:39
They didn't wear a lot of shoes, so maybe the rocks were making
00:28:41
them pop around, but I just feel like it's been a shit show ever
00:28:45
since between Christians and Muslims, so I wouldn't be
00:28:48
surprised if these people in Denmark and in Sweden were
00:28:51
Christian. I wouldn't be surprised if
00:28:53
Muslims in these other countries were burning Christian stuff.
00:28:57
But you know what? The difference, Trey?
00:28:59
I don't. Besides the Crusade, besides the
00:29:02
Crusades. I shouldn't. the Crusades were
00:29:05
pretty intense. But I'm talking modern day here.
00:29:08
Gotcha. I'm not going to give you a date
00:29:10
on the Crusades. I think it was 1111 and 1200.
00:29:13
But anyway, now you don't see Americans over there trying to,
00:29:17
like, go invade. You know, Muslim countries.
00:29:21
I mean, there may be other reasons we invade for, you know,
00:29:24
oil or for whatever. There you go.
00:29:28
Call me, call me right winger. I just gave a lefty kind of a
00:29:32
mindset there. We only went in for oil.
00:29:34
There you go. But we only went in for oil.
00:29:37
That's right. So we're not looking to go over
00:29:42
there and, like, terrorize their country because they're burning
00:29:45
Bibles. Right.
00:29:46
And this is what it seems to be like to me is that they're
00:29:48
they're threatening these these countries candidate because of
00:29:52
the act of of a small amount of people.
00:29:56
You know they should sit back and go wow these people are
00:29:58
assholes. But it's not the majority.
00:30:00
It's not like the country. It's not the I don't know if
00:30:03
Sweden is the president or Prime Minister, but one of the two,
00:30:06
the leader of Sweden is going screw the Muslims.
00:30:09
Let's burn a bunch of the Qurans, you know?
00:30:12
Qurans, Qurans, it says Protests this year have seen counter
00:30:18
demonstrations across the Muslim world inspiring the is it ire
00:30:24
okay I got it of protesters from Turkey, Indonesia, Iraq and
00:30:29
Yemen. Sorry, repeat that.
00:30:31
I was being an asshole, it says protests this year have counter
00:30:35
or have seen counter demonstrations across the Muslim
00:30:37
world inspiring the ear of. Hire.
00:30:44
I'd say hire of protesters from Turkey to Indonesia, Iraq and
00:30:49
Yemen, it says. In January, Sweden's government
00:30:52
gave permission to far right Danish Swedish politician Rasmus
00:31:00
Paludan. I'm sure somebody will tell me I
00:31:02
got that wrong to burn a Quran outside the Turkish embassy in
00:31:06
Stockholm and says that he's been burning Quran since 2017 in
00:31:11
both countries. So it says.
00:31:14
In response, protests broke out across Islamic world with people
00:31:17
in Iraq, Palestine and desecrating Swedish flags and
00:31:21
anger. Well, because of 1, dude.
00:31:24
Yeah. So I guess he was the leader
00:31:26
though. So Indonesia and Turkey both
00:31:28
some in there. Swedish envoys followed the book
00:31:32
burning. So yeah, it's just basically.
00:31:34
Indonesia has a lot. You know, Indonesia has a lot of
00:31:36
Muslim listeners and we have a lot of Indonesia listeners.
00:31:39
So maybe we do have some Muslim listeners.
00:31:42
They'll be alright. We're not burning the.
00:31:44
We'll send them some tshirts, alright.
00:31:48
Yeah, we're not burning the Quran.
00:31:49
Take it easy over there in Indonesia.
00:31:51
So, so yeah, that's that's kind of what's going on.
00:31:54
Over there, man. Yeah, I'm trying to follow the
00:31:57
story because, and I think that's why I've been babbling,
00:31:59
cuz. To me, it it seems like there's
00:32:01
a lot more. I mean, there's so much history.
00:32:04
There's so much. It's like it's like when we go
00:32:06
over there and we say, and I won't get too into this, I think
00:32:09
I have a lovely guest that I don't know if she's still
00:32:12
listening to the show, but she was.
00:32:14
And she, her heritage is Palestinian.
00:32:17
And you know, in this country, the majority of people, I mean,
00:32:19
I think on the left, there's a lot of people that kind of
00:32:21
sympathize with Palestine. And on the right, I I will
00:32:26
divide it up because it seems to be the case and everybody else
00:32:29
is kind of like you know, pro Israel, right.
00:32:32
Well, that conflict has been going on way longer than this
00:32:34
country has been. Who are we Like that's that's an
00:32:38
issue. But you know Israel and and
00:32:42
Palestine are still going at it. And and So what I want to do is
00:32:46
I I would like to have her on and hear that side of it because
00:32:50
I admit, and I'll I'll tell you right now that I I am not.
00:32:55
Pro Palestine, I'm sorry, Pro Israel as in like let's go kill
00:32:58
Palestinians. It becomes more of a I don't
00:33:03
think. I think that people that are
00:33:05
like pro Palestine are doing the whole virtue signaling the the
00:33:10
poor Palestinians are the ones just because they're losing,
00:33:13
just because Israel is more powerful, just because we have a
00:33:17
relationship that's better with Israel because it's not
00:33:20
necessarily Muslim. And we don't have a great
00:33:23
relationship with you because of the religion thing.
00:33:25
And so I think that I want to hear a Palestine side of it.
00:33:32
I want to hear, you know what what are we getting wrong in
00:33:35
this country? Talk to us what is this country?
00:33:37
What it Why is all Why is there so much pro Israel and and not
00:33:43
as much pro Palestine and and. Just tell me.
00:33:46
I mean, I'm not saying you're going to, like, change my mind,
00:33:49
but I want to know. And this is a great example of
00:33:52
what we try and do, what we're going to try and do on this
00:33:54
show, just talk to us. We just want to talk.
00:33:56
And so I think I was really excited when she said she would
00:33:58
come on. So she's remote.
00:34:00
So we'll once train and I learn how to do that.
00:34:03
I got to figure that out one day.
00:34:05
Figure that one day. So I don't know.
00:34:07
I don't know how I feel about this.
00:34:08
I feel like. I feel like you go all right.
00:34:12
You know, if I saw them burning, and I'm not, I saw them burning
00:34:15
Bibles or our flag or something, I wouldn't.
00:34:18
I'd be like, you know, what a bunch of assholes.
00:34:21
But I wouldn't be planning and plotting and, you know, spending
00:34:26
my life freaking out about it. And I think that's what's
00:34:28
happening here. I think that these Muslim
00:34:30
countries are just. I don't know.
00:34:33
Anyway I have to read in to find out why this this became a deal.
00:34:38
Why burning the Quran became such a?
00:34:41
Yeah, I mean, it's caught on, right?
00:34:43
Yeah, in Sweden. And I want to know who these
00:34:45
people are they an organization I mean was there say they're
00:34:49
like the KKK of of you know Muslim hate.
00:34:55
You know what I mean are they are these the groups that.
00:34:58
And and you know I think they have a freedom to do what they
00:35:01
want. Honestly I'm that guy.
00:35:03
I mean, they're not hurting people.
00:35:06
Well, I mean, if if it ends up in terror attacks, it's.
00:35:09
Well, you're hurting your people, but that's not their
00:35:12
fault that the other people are retaliating with terror attacks.
00:35:14
It's not like the people burning the Quran are not the ones that
00:35:18
are being physically aggressive and hurting people.
00:35:21
They're just burning quote, UN quote books.
00:35:25
You don't have to like that. They're burning them.
00:35:27
But they're allowed, in my opinion.
00:35:29
They're allowed to do it. And now?
00:35:30
Well, now they're not according to the law, right?
00:35:34
The new line. So what would be the difference
00:35:36
in doing it privately then? If you want to do it, why?
00:35:40
Why not just do it privately? Well, you're making a statement.
00:35:43
I mean you're making a I mean it's like anybody now here over
00:35:47
here that wants to come out and say you know this or that on one
00:35:50
side or the other and they they do it in public the looting and
00:35:53
the you know on one side and the just I don't know the way
00:35:58
everyone talks that what I mean so sure somebody not be willing
00:36:02
to take the. The well, come on there, you
00:36:06
can't. Can't justify that kind of
00:36:08
repercussion. You can't from from the story
00:36:10
though. It's not like, you know, a group
00:36:12
of people down the street decided that they wanted to
00:36:13
stand out in the middle of the street and burn the Quran.
00:36:16
It's one of these. What do you say?
00:36:19
I mean it's a an official in Sweden that's doing this.
00:36:22
You know, it's not just some a group of people.
00:36:25
Well true, but it's also in their country.
00:36:27
Like who are you to tell them they can't do that?
00:36:30
Cuz I can only imagine if Biden, you know, comes out, puts his
00:36:35
pudding down and. Burns balls down, gets back up,
00:36:38
gets back with help by everybody.
00:36:42
Make sure his puddings are somebody hands him a Quran and a
00:36:45
match and he starts burning the Quran right there and on on the
00:36:49
White House steps you know with but does not cause more.
00:36:53
But well, that's fine of an uproar.
00:36:54
But does it deserve some sort of actual like?
00:36:58
Physical retaliation, that's what I'm saying on.
00:37:00
Our side and death but but we're not we're not that Muslim group
00:37:05
though we're. Right.
00:37:07
So is that is that bad that we don't have, You know, I guess if
00:37:11
we see a flag burning in another country, I we're not going to
00:37:15
war with them, you know, at that.
00:37:16
Point So that's my what you're saying.
00:37:18
You can sit there and yell and all you want and be like like
00:37:22
you can say what you want to do to them, which we do on a lot of
00:37:25
things, right? On the self-awareness segment,
00:37:29
but I just feel like it. I just one side retaliates with
00:37:37
physical violence, and one side is just burning books.
00:37:42
It's burning a religious book. Though well, fair enough.
00:37:46
It's almost like a slap in the face.
00:37:48
No? To a whole but that religious
00:37:50
community, no. It's not a literal slap in the
00:37:52
face, Figuretip. Let me let's go in the front
00:37:56
yard. I will burn a book next to you,
00:37:58
and then I'll slap you in the face and you tell me and then
00:38:03
you tell me. That's pretty.
00:38:05
Which one is more? Are we going to?
00:38:09
Are we going to burn the first one you wrote?
00:38:10
The big Snake? The fat snake.
00:38:13
Yeah, there may be some retaliation there.
00:38:15
I see. Okay.
00:38:16
Fair enough. Well played.
00:38:18
Well played. I I just feel like you can't.
00:38:20
You can't. You can.
00:38:23
You can fight back verbally and you can say, all right fine,
00:38:25
we're going to you know, let's find whatever is important and
00:38:28
sweet and I don't know what that is, but you know Denmark or
00:38:31
whatever and you know biking stuff, burn it all and and do
00:38:36
that and then you know, say we know we, we don't agree with
00:38:40
what you did, that's whatever. But to sit here and be like
00:38:43
we're going to come blow up like come on, I mean.
00:38:48
I love that you're playing devil's advocate for the Muslim
00:38:50
crew, right? Yeah, well, I guess when it get
00:38:52
it comes to religious matters, don't some of these.
00:38:56
You feel like very You feel like they're they're egging them on.
00:38:58
You feel like maybe? You feel like burning the Quran
00:39:02
is something that you know they know that doing that might spark
00:39:09
lead to some retaliation. And and instead of blaming the
00:39:13
people who are retaliating over the top.
00:39:17
You're almost saying, but you you knew this and you should
00:39:21
have stopped. I would think it's.
00:39:23
It's level because it's like, I mean seriously like I'm.
00:39:26
I would think at some level they would know that this is pissing
00:39:29
them off. Why?
00:39:29
Why keep? Doing what they're trying to,
00:39:32
That's what I'm saying. Why?
00:39:33
Because they want to keep trying anti.
00:39:35
They're anti Islam. I get it.
00:39:37
But I mean if it puts your people at harm because you know
00:39:41
it, there's a possibility of a terrorist attack.
00:39:43
Is it worth it at one point? Is it not worth it anymore?
00:39:48
But I don't know. I just feel like in religion,
00:39:51
you throw it all at the door and it's worth it to them because
00:39:54
they are probably extremely Christian, right?
00:39:57
I mean, did they say they're Christian?
00:39:58
It didn't say I. At least I didn't get it well to
00:40:01
the story. Now the question we won't go too
00:40:04
much further. So my main point I haven't
00:40:07
actually. My main question now is, do you
00:40:12
think it's kind of a retaliation maybe on the the Denmark and
00:40:17
Sweden side for all of the issues with the migration and
00:40:22
immigration of Muslim people into the Sweden, in Denmark?
00:40:28
Because they've got issues right now, those borders have been
00:40:31
open and they've been flocking in there and they're having
00:40:34
issues. They're having not terrorist
00:40:36
attacks, but they're having violence.
00:40:38
They're having, you know, and I think that that may be what it
00:40:41
is. They're not necessarily
00:40:43
Christians. They're just like fed up with
00:40:45
maybe the Muslim people that come in on these boats, no?
00:40:51
Yes. It's talking about different
00:40:53
times of where there was like basically large scale
00:41:00
immigration from Muslim countries beginning in the 50s
00:41:03
escaping conflict and then in 70s and it's grown and grown and
00:41:07
grown and grown, right. And I think that's got to be
00:41:09
what it is unless it's just big Christian groups.
00:41:12
But I think it's more likely that that it's the immigrants
00:41:16
and I think that's that's the retaliation on.
00:41:19
It's like they're retaliating for the immigrants that have
00:41:23
come in and cause issues. I mean it's been, it's been
00:41:25
issues. France has dealt with it a
00:41:27
little bit and and it's sad because not every Muslim
00:41:33
immigrant is causing problems. But if you look at the people
00:41:37
that come on shore to France or to Sweden, when they get up that
00:41:42
far and they get up there and they come in on these boats,
00:41:45
they're all young men. There are no women, no children
00:41:50
and it's these men that come in there and I don't know what the
00:41:53
goal is. I mean if they're sending the
00:41:55
men to go, I don't know. And.
00:41:57
They're joining that Facebook group all of a sudden.
00:42:02
It's like France has a problem with black market sperm.
00:42:07
That's it. I think you just figured it out.
00:42:09
I think you we, you know, we talked about it long enough when
00:42:11
we Babble. Everybody comes off that boat
00:42:13
spanking it and Rose. Like, where are the ladies at?
00:42:20
Like, we're almost done. Hurry up.
00:42:21
You want this? I've got the cup ready anyway.
00:42:24
God. OK, you had to.
00:42:26
You brought a serious religious topic.
00:42:31
To that and then through a curve.
00:42:33
Love it. I think that's a sign we should
00:42:35
move on from that. You think so Yeah.
00:42:36
I I. Because I feel like there's a
00:42:38
lot of kind of babbling about it.
00:42:40
But I think you brought up two good points from one side.
00:42:42
All right. If you know they're going to do
00:42:44
it then why do it or why antagonize And my side of it or
00:42:51
my point was well but that just because somebody does something
00:42:54
like that doesn't mean you you're going to kill a bunch of
00:42:57
people also. And so it's just kind of the
00:43:01
whole thing is strange to me and and dealing the fact that we're
00:43:04
dealing with Denmark and Sweden all of a sudden this all of a
00:43:08
sudden the Vikings are out to get the Muslims are fighting.
00:43:11
It's like when did this start and it apparently it's been a
00:43:14
little while apparently so. So anyway, all right, let's
00:43:18
let's move on you you've got some cool stuff for our crazy
00:43:22
facts. Tonight we're going to do.
00:43:24
What edition are we going to do tonight?
00:43:26
Actually, it's crazy deaths. What did I say?
00:43:28
Facts. But it's the same thing.
00:43:30
Oh, crazy deaths. We're going to do crazy death
00:43:32
version of crazy facts. There you go.
00:43:36
I think I meant to say strange facts.
00:43:38
Strange facts. Strange facts will do crazy
00:43:40
deaths. I love this one.
00:43:41
All right. And except unless there's unless
00:43:44
there are roaches involved. No, like the last one.
00:43:46
So this one is headlined Back From the Dead in 2013.
00:43:51
Chef ping fun. From Guangdong, China.
00:43:56
He's not from Canada. From from Georgia was cooking a
00:44:03
local delicacy, dicing up an Indo Chinese spitting cobra into
00:44:11
snake soup. He said he rested the cobra's
00:44:15
head on the side 20 minutes after he killed the snake.
00:44:20
The decapitated head bit him and he died.
00:44:25
Nah. That's fucked.
00:44:27
And even he's so crazy, says most reptile heads stay alive
00:44:32
for up to an hour after death. He should know that.
00:44:36
Isn't that like the you would think?
00:44:37
Wouldn't that a popular snakes over there?
00:44:39
They know, and he's cooking this thing like he does.
00:44:41
Waiting to get his ass. Where did it bite him?
00:44:44
Like the hand or something? I'm assuming it didn't say
00:44:46
where. Can you imagine?
00:44:49
Imagine that shit. Imagine like you chop the head
00:44:52
off and it stays alive and it starts chasing you.
00:44:57
They're like, Oh well, he's got to get away from that head.
00:45:00
Imagine the waiter looking back. You see the chef running around
00:45:02
a little, head falling his ass, or better yet like 5 of them.
00:45:07
Shit, that's pretty funny. Oh, yeah, that one's weird.
00:45:10
OK, good. All right, so here's another
00:45:12
one. It's called Head Like a Hole.
00:45:15
Yeah, that's a nine inch nail song tray.
00:45:16
Is it? Yeah, I didn't know that.
00:45:19
So it's picture this, picture the scene.
00:45:21
It's a crisp New Year's Eve. Let's start that over.
00:45:24
I can't. It's hard to picture that seed.
00:45:29
So let me anyway, picture the scene.
00:45:32
It's a crisp New Year's Eve in northern England.
00:45:36
Jack Frost had visited, blank, blanketing the fields.
00:45:41
That's something like. Holy shit, the fields with white
00:45:46
under a pale blue sky. Lone Rabbit hops carelessly
00:45:50
through the meadows, determined to catch it.
00:45:52
Former pit workers Stephen Winfrey from Doncaster, South
00:45:57
Yorkshire. And his dog give chase into
00:46:01
squirrel wood. Sensing danger from a drunk
00:46:04
Englishman, the Coney disappears down a rabbit hole.
00:46:09
Then the 50 year old did what any might do.
00:46:11
He went down the rabbit hole quiet, literally trying to spot
00:46:15
the floppy eared dinner. Steven got his head stuck in the
00:46:19
hole. Steven suffocated and died.
00:46:23
What He was discovered the next day by a Walker with just his
00:46:27
legs sticking out of the ground. An inquest heard Stevens
00:46:34
judgment may have been affected by alcohol.
00:46:40
Oh my God. Oh, that's a good one.
00:46:43
So these are good. I like these.
00:46:45
So the last one, hold on, let me get to it because I thought this
00:46:47
was. Both tragic and I don't know if
00:46:52
it's a good way to everyone's used to your research, your
00:46:55
research skills by then. So and plus it's in our favorite
00:47:01
country of Nigeria, so it says what a way to go.
00:47:05
The Cora is that another? No, not that I know.
00:47:09
Of OK, so it says Nigerian businessman and polygamist
00:47:14
Euroco. Anoha died after being forced by
00:47:20
five of his six wives to Make Love with each of them.
00:47:24
Wait, so what's having the 6th? She's in the alleyway.
00:47:29
So Mr. She was probably at the Facebook group.
00:47:32
It's trying to get it. She wants somebody else.
00:47:36
Mr. Anoha returned from the bar. Maybe it's Anoja?
00:47:40
I don't know. Anyway, return from the bar in
00:47:42
the small can. Your accent is the same for
00:47:45
every country. By the way, good.
00:47:48
Wait for this so you return from the bar in a small community of.
00:47:53
Oogbooga agboo deboo. Agaboo deboo.
00:48:01
Yeah, I was there last weekend. Absolutely.
00:48:03
At around 3:00 AM in the morning and headed for the bedroom of
00:48:07
his youngest wife. Well, yeah, you got to go there.
00:48:09
For he was caught by the other five wives who were jealous she
00:48:13
was receiving the lion's share of his attention.
00:48:17
So the coven of five women teamed up and demanded that he
00:48:21
have sex with each of them threatening him with knives and
00:48:24
sticks. Geez, I mean that there's not.
00:48:26
There's worse things in life to threaten with.
00:48:28
I mean, yeah, you gotta have lots of sex.
00:48:30
All right, man. So he had intercourse with four
00:48:33
of his wives in a row. So look, he didn't make it.
00:48:36
But stopped breathing before having sex with the 5th.
00:48:40
The 5th one's like God damn what the fuck?
00:48:46
If you were thinking 6 wives sounds great, imagine 6
00:48:49
motherinlaws. That's funny.
00:48:52
I see the. I see what the writer did.
00:48:53
See what he did there? So he just it's just from
00:48:58
exertion. You're saying he just died from
00:49:00
like, was it you said a heart attack?
00:49:02
Just stopped breathing, you said.
00:49:03
He just stopped breathing. Stopped.
00:49:06
Oh, man, seriously, what if you're the last one?
00:49:09
I mean, you like got you got nothing.
00:49:12
At all. So yeah, so she was, yeah, I
00:49:15
didn't know polygymu is a big in Nigeria.
00:49:18
Apparently, I mean. Or unless he was just.
00:49:22
I mean, you can tell how close we were to our safari guy Corro.
00:49:26
Yeah, he didn't mention polygyms.
00:49:28
To talk about that, though, That's right.
00:49:31
Yeah. So yeah, that was a couple of
00:49:34
fun stories. I love it.
00:49:36
Love it. Those are, look, the weird
00:49:39
deaths thing is just it happens every day in this world and it's
00:49:43
just kind of like, and I wake up every day going, what could it
00:49:49
be like? I mean, what if I'm one of these
00:49:51
stories that some douches on the podcast are talking about, you
00:49:54
know? It's like, thank God for the
00:49:56
Internet with some of this shit. So, well, for sure.
00:49:59
Florida. Well, I mean, Can you imagine
00:50:02
like back in the 80s, you know, two people doing a radio show
00:50:07
trying to find this, these types of story.
00:50:08
I mean, unless they were reported, you're not going to
00:50:13
know from across the world, right?
00:50:16
You're gonna know Nigerian polygamist died banging 5 girls.
00:50:19
You know, you're not going to know that.
00:50:21
You know, it would have to happen locally down the street,
00:50:26
Fred. Down the street, bang for girls
00:50:28
and died. OK, but you're not going to know
00:50:30
about the polygamy and? Usually that's probably from
00:50:33
the. That's usually probably from an
00:50:37
upset husband or boyfriend or something.
00:50:39
At that point, that's true, we'll do Let's do awareness.
00:50:44
What do you have anything tonight for Awareness?
00:50:47
No. Man, I haven't had anything that
00:50:50
really frustrated me. I mean, I was in the, I was
00:50:52
actually in the gym trying to get a quick workout in today and
00:50:55
this kid was on his damn self. This kid, you're turning like
00:50:59
20? No, when we say kid he was.
00:51:01
Like probably, say, maybe 1617. Good kid.
00:51:03
He's just sitting at the machine on his on his cell phone and I I
00:51:06
walked up and asked him politely, you know, how many
00:51:09
sets do you have left? 4.
00:51:11
I'm like what just said. So what does he do?
00:51:14
He plays on his phone a little bit more, then he sets it up on
00:51:17
top of the machine, does, does another set and sits there.
00:51:20
And so I'm sitting there awkwardly staring at him,
00:51:23
thinking maybe he'll speed up. No, he picks the goddamn cell so
00:51:26
right back up he can't do the whole like rotate thing where he
00:51:28
does his set. And he didn't offer it.
00:51:30
So we 16. You tell him what's up.
00:51:32
Get your ass up. Yeah, well, just get up Google
00:51:35
on your phone over there while you let your muscles rest.
00:51:38
And then you. Go or his bones?
00:51:40
You go, you lower the weight. Shut up from the 16 year old.
00:51:46
I'm assuming he was strong. He's a strong 16 year old.
00:51:48
Oh, OK. He was wired all right.
00:51:50
Well, how about this? Straight you up the weight, all
00:51:53
right. Yeah, double it.
00:51:55
Double, double bitch. I have one small one.
00:51:58
I you know this happened. You have.
00:51:59
One small one, No. I have one small example of
00:52:03
aware being aware of self-awareness.
00:52:05
There we go. I was at the ice cream shop with
00:52:10
my kids. I like it, right?
00:52:12
And it's this like new healthy ice cream shot and whatever.
00:52:16
I mean, my wife gets the the vegan one.
00:52:19
She's not vegan, but she gets it because it doesn't have all
00:52:22
this, whatever. It's basically it doesn't have
00:52:24
any good stuff in it. That's boring because she says
00:52:26
it's knicker bars on it and she she says it's great or whatever.
00:52:29
But the kids love it. And I tell you what, we get
00:52:33
there and we get in in line. I have two stories from this one
00:52:39
incident for this one journey. And so we get in line.
00:52:44
First off, I'm in line and I'm waiting.
00:52:47
And all of a sudden this, this couple with their kids comes in
00:52:52
and they go to the other side of the line, which if you go in the
00:52:56
line, you know where the, the cast register is the end of the
00:52:58
line, right. And they just walk right up to
00:53:01
the cast register and start ordering.
00:53:03
And the kid behind the thing didn't know he's like, OK, and
00:53:06
they just got there. I'll be like, I've been sitting
00:53:09
here. What?
00:53:10
And then the lady eventually goes, oh, I'm sorry, did we
00:53:12
jump? Yeah, you did.
00:53:15
You did. I've been sitting here.
00:53:17
I got to the front and then you just jumped right in.
00:53:20
How hard is that? It's like a subway, you know,
00:53:22
You got to start at the bread. What bread do you want?
00:53:26
Yeah, that's first you don't go to cut your lettuce and
00:53:28
tomatoes. Yeah.
00:53:29
You don't go to the end and, like, get your, your dressing.
00:53:33
No. Anyway, that was the first one,
00:53:36
yeah, just be aware of the way things go.
00:53:39
But the second one was these people in front of us also
00:53:43
before these other ones had to sample every fucking flavor.
00:53:49
That's me right there. You would do that?
00:53:51
Really. Yeah.
00:53:52
Bad about that. Come on.
00:53:53
Well, when you have a big line waiting.
00:53:55
Oh yeah, the huge line. I mean it was a prime time up in
00:53:59
this in this spot. Was yeah that's bad.
00:54:01
And and it's just like and they're laughing about it and so
00:54:03
not they're not only just sampling but they're like
00:54:06
talking while they sample. And so it's like this is course
00:54:08
and then like Oh well well then let me try this.
00:54:10
Let me. Look at this.
00:54:11
So good. Let me try yours again.
00:54:13
Yeah, exactly. Let me try the Let me try the
00:54:15
bubblegum cherry. I'm like, you don't want
00:54:17
bubblegum fucking cherry. You're 80.
00:54:18
You're 60 years. You know that's for kids.
00:54:21
Move on, move on. So those are my that they're not
00:54:25
exciting. But be aware.
00:54:27
And it wouldn't just be ice cream.
00:54:29
I mean I've seen it before and other things where you, you
00:54:32
know, you have you just, you can't just go and order it and
00:54:36
just do it. Yeah.
00:54:38
I mean, I mean especially. When there's a big line, yeah,
00:54:40
you got to be aware of that. There's no line?
00:54:43
Then. Yeah, taste every damn Well.
00:54:44
Oh sure, I still think you're an idiot.
00:54:47
Roll around in it, whatever you want to do.
00:54:49
What did these people taste it all and they're like, I'm full.
00:54:51
See you later, right? I did that at nothing Bund cake
00:54:55
one time. I think they used to give out
00:54:58
free samples before COVID, but what word place?
00:55:00
Nothing Bundt cake. Never heard of it before.
00:55:03
Oh my God, it's glory. Nothing bundt cake.
00:55:05
Nothing bundt cake. OK, play on words there.
00:55:08
Fair enough. I see what you did.
00:55:10
So anyway, they used to give out samples and stuff like that, so
00:55:12
I'd go and wait in line and of course.
00:55:15
Grab a sample on the way in the little girl come by with a
00:55:17
sample and then a little girl. I get a little bit further up in
00:55:20
the line. The girl will come back.
00:55:21
Have you had a sample? Well no I haven't.
00:55:24
So by the end of it, I've had a full bundt cake of samples and
00:55:27
you're like, you know what I. Don't need it anymore.
00:55:29
I don't need to throw up. I'm good.
00:55:31
So yeah, that's pretty funny. Well, again, I I don't think
00:55:35
they're exciting necessarily tonight, but they're.
00:55:37
But they apply. They do apply.
00:55:39
Yes, just be aware of what's going on around you.
00:55:42
You're not the only people in the damn store.
00:55:44
Or at least give me A and not a sarcastic one like the lady was
00:55:47
like. I'm sorry we cut in front of
00:55:48
you, Will. Though you have your kiddos with
00:55:51
you too. Yeah, she trying, you know it's
00:55:54
obvious and that. But the people that are
00:55:56
sampling, you could look back and go, sorry, we're being those
00:55:58
people. Like I would do that.
00:55:59
I'd be like sorry my kids taking forever or yeah, you know,
00:56:02
hahaha. And at least it was
00:56:04
acknowledgement that they are pissing me off right slow.
00:56:09
And it's not. Again, it's not waiting 5
00:56:11
minutes. We were in line for like 20
00:56:13
minutes in an ice cream place. Did you?
00:56:16
Go ahead and let your little ones eat it while they were in
00:56:18
line. Or eat what?
00:56:20
Oh the. Ice cream?
00:56:21
Were they not eating ice cream too?
00:56:22
No, they weren't getting Sam. We didn't got our ice cream yet.
00:56:25
Oh yeah, I got that one. We were waiting.
00:56:27
That's my point. We were waiting and these people
00:56:29
in front of us were sampling and then we got by the samplers on.
00:56:33
That's on the calling the. Ice cream.
00:56:35
And then you got to wait for this.
00:56:38
We didn't get any ice cream. Just.
00:56:39
Haven't got ice cream? The samplers were in front of
00:56:42
us. They leave, probably full and
00:56:47
satisfied, and then the and then all of a sudden we finally get
00:56:51
to the front and then these assholes could.
00:56:53
That's what I'm saying. I probably should have started
00:56:55
with the first part, but that's what I'm saying.
00:56:57
It was just like nobody in the shop was being considerate of
00:57:01
anybody else. There's like, I know it's an ice
00:57:04
cream shop, but come on. Yeah.
00:57:07
So you should be considered. I thought of that today.
00:57:10
I said I need to mention that. So if we have to mention if
00:57:13
you're in an ice cream shop or anything that has a lot of
00:57:16
options, don't sample it. Don't do everything.
00:57:19
I mean, Trey, I know you're going to, but just don't do it.
00:57:23
Don't back your truck in. You're gonna get flagged for
00:57:28
hate speech today. Yeah, talk about trucks.
00:57:33
Yeah, I have lots to say about trucks, but I'll save that for
00:57:37
another show. But anyway, love you guys and
00:57:42
and keep up. We have officially switched our
00:57:45
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00:57:55
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00:58:06
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00:58:12
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00:58:15
Otherwise, listen anywhere you want and we're very
00:58:19
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00:58:20
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00:58:23
And if you occasionally want to check out our our mugs, then
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00:58:29
see you on the see you on the next one.
00:58:31
Later, Later. Love you.
00:59:00
Do you think if I showed up to donate sperm to one of these
00:59:02
women's with a a parrot on my shoulder, do you think that
00:59:06
would help out or give me another headline to read?