From Putin and Tucker Carlson’s controversial interview to PETA trying to shut down merry-go-rounds, this episode is one wild high dive into the absurd.
Ryan and Trey react to a zoo offering Valentine’s Day revenge packages, expose the real meaning of “Texas” in Norway, and host the first-ever Presidential Election Decathlon—because voting is overrated.
🔥 This Week’s Chaos Includes:
A mysterious “butt-bong festival” and theme song banter to kick things off
In Norway, “Texas” means chaotic and wild—we take it as a compliment
PETA goes after amusement parks, accusing rides of promoting animal cruelty (seriously)
Valentine’s Day gift for an ex? How about naming a roach after them at the zoo
Butthurt Commenter of the Week: Still mad, still typing
Presidential Election Decathlon: We put Biden, Trump, and others through a ridiculous (and probably illegal) contest
Tucker Carlson’s interview with Vladimir Putin—was it journalism or propaganda?
Tay Tay Talk: Taylor Swift’s tights, Travis Kelce’s favorite song, and a Swifty’s short-lived boycott
Trending Topics: A whirlwind of headlines from across the chaos spectrum
📌 Chapters (Condensed):
00:00 – Theme Song & Butt-Bong Festival Opener
03:24 – In Norway, “Texas” Means Wild
05:43 – PETA Targets Amusement Parks
12:40 – Valentine’s Day Gift for Your Ex (From a Zoo)
14:54 – Butthurt Comments to the Show
26:20 – Presidential Election Decathlon (No Voting Allowed)
44:35 – Tucker Carlson Interviews Vladimir Putin
57:53 – Tay Tay Talk: Tights, Boycotts & Travis
1:04:31 – Trending Topics Round-Up
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on this impartial ride. A long time ago we started
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stumble and feels like this country's crumbling.
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The government is fumbling on Congress.
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That is bumble, and we're always arguing.
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They all could use a. Yeah, boy, I'm.
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Still impressed with that? Holy shit.
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I tell you what it's just like is it?
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Could there be a polar opposite from I?
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Just wish I could have seen a a video of him doing.
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This. Well, that too.
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But like seasons 1-2 and three are like there's the same chord
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progression somewhere in there, but it's not even close.
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I love it. It's great.
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What if we do 27 seasons? How many genres of music are
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there? We'll.
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Figure it out. So, Ryan Ukulele and shit.
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Oh. God yodeling, we're gonna do
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bagpipes. Yeah, but OK, I'm gonna work on
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that. So, Ryan, I've got a headline
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for our second episode of. Season Here we go.
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Headline, Headline. Trey let.
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Me ask. Let me put you on the spot real
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quick. Have you ever smoked out of a
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bong? OK, yes.
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So anyway. I have Trey, and I'm not afraid
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to deny that. This young lady.
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What kind of bong? In this case, it I guess a butt
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bong. I don't know.
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This young lady put a bong in her butt and had a whole
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festival smoke out of it while she was tied up.
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I OK, I have to see the bong like that doesn't make any.
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So is the little mouthpiece just right there at her ass?
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Is that the is that what she's saying?
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Well, see in the the comments kind of sucked on this one, but
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of course that was one of the comments is how did they hit it?
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Which end did she? Well, that's the point that I'm
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that's not even funny. I'm just that we need to know
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that. Yeah.
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And of course the other the other comment that of course I
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have to say is puff puff ass in. A kind of the mic drop there.
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So yeah. Well, are you familiar with what
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most bongs? Look like and see, that's what I
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would assume is the top. That you don't smoke.
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Oh no, you do smoke out of that, don't you?
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Yeah. And then you light from the
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leather. Well, it depends on the ball.
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How? Does that make sense then?
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Yeah. That's the point is.
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So this that's. That's impossible.
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Is that what you're saying? Unless this is a really big
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girl, She got big old, big old booty.
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That, listeners, is the only way this headline will make sense.
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And that's what we're going to go with.
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OK. Shall we move on?
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Let's go. Did you know, Trey, that the
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Norwegians use the word Texas in a very unique way?
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Really. Did You Know?
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Like BBQ. Or that it's slang for exciting,
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crazy, and out of control. Really.
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It's Devart Help Texas. They do.
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Did. You just have a stroke, they.
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Do Texas with a lower case T it's not it.
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I mean, what? I don't know if that's
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disrespectful. That's.
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Blasphemy. Helped Texas means completely
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crazy. Say that again helped.
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Helped HELTI mean completely crazy.
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I think the song's over. I haven't.
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I haven't learned it yet. We haven't got a way to the end
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of. It we got a way at the end of
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it. Maybe he raps at the.
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End of it. But it started at, I think he
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wrapped like 20 some verses. He's just having a good time.
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It started in 1957 by a novel by this guy named Vanguard
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Vigorist. OK.
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And they watched cowboy movies and they read Western
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literature. And according to the head of the
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language Council, Daniel Goosfriamf.
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Yeah, I think he's my English teacher.
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Yeah, that's about right. He's claiming that.
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That's it's mostly negative. So it's like if it's Texas is
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mostly negative. Well the the this phrase like if
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you're in traffic you say that or if you're in if you're if
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something's upsetting you you say that and others are like but
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people also use it for like when the party's out of control.
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So I just thought that was interesting.
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So the party is out of control. It's Texas if you're an asshole
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driver. It's sure Texas something else.
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Yeah, it's everything. Texas is crazy out of control.
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Pretty cool. But that's Norway.
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I mean, if we went over there and stayed from Texas, would
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they, would they tell us that? Would they be a little scared?
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They'll be excited. I I tell you what I read this
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and had to share it with you. I appreciate that.
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But and the and the article went on and on and on about the
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history of and I was like you know what we that's all I need
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to know that. Was a good show.
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Good job. That's all I need to know.
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Texas means this. I don't need to know the history
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of Norway. Yeah, in order to come up with
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this, how about we talk about our new friends, PETA?
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PETA OK and. It's been a couple shows and we
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had a lovely lady, Nikki. We called it Nikki, Nikki,
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Nicole, Nicole for the lay people who had emailed us about
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a story we did about the chimpanzee.
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No, no, no, it wasn't. It was some other kind of fuck.
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I don't know what it was called. It's a monkey.
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It was a some a monkey. A.
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A McCall. Something like that.
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And he took a picture of him, a selfie with a a a tourist
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camera. Well, who has rights to that
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selfie? And PETA fought for that monkey
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and apparently won. Won.
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Exactly. I want PETA on my side if I do
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something in the woods. Yeah, I wonder if we take a take
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an animals camera from them and take a selfie.
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Yeah, who has the rights to a selfie?
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We do. Apparently, according to PETA,
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yeah, unless they're hypocrites. Fuck that animal.
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But so someone reached out to us and we've done a few animal
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stories, and I'm surprised that the last episode when we talked
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about punching all the animals. The fist fighting.
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The fist fighting the lions and the gorillas didn't.
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It's probably because they know that not possible.
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We wouldn't yeah. Stand a chance.
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The PETA has PETA has topped themselves.
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I I don't even try. I I'm I'm trying to to build
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this up. Hit it.
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PETA has targeted Kansas OK, their top amusement park ride
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company, for the merry go round with the animals on it.
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Are you serious? Why?
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Well, I'm about to tell you. They're not real animals right
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of. Course not.
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Well, what the hell? It's a carriage.
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Merry go round. What their PETA.
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Hold on, then. I do notes on this.
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I did. I sure I sure did.
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OK, President Ingrid. I'm going to call her out.
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Ingrid Newkirk. All the word.
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Buddies with PETA now, Ingi ING. You need to calm down, Ingrid.
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Newkirk Chance Rides is the name of this of this company, the
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largest amusement ride manufacturer in Kansas.
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I don't know why they chose Kansas, but what they're
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claiming is that this celebrates and teaches kids animal
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exploitation by riding on wooden plastic.
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I don't know what it even is. Horses and shit like that?
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Zebras. Is it a slow?
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Time at PETA right now. I don't know, but this sure
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seems like a stretch. When there were a lot of
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playgrounds that have little animals and stuff like.
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That is this the beginning of like so get they want what they
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want. Trey is to replace those animals
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with cars, planes, bulldozers, which is a blast where there's
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go like 2 miles an hour in spaceships, so they want it to
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be more. Vehicles.
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Vehicles and they want like, well, doesn't.
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Wait a minute, Doesn't bulldozers knock down like
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trees? Well, that's what I'm saying.
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It takes away habitats for animals.
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I'm so glad that you said that, Trey.
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You're such a smart man, because that was my next .0.
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No, no, you make the point. The point is, is planes and all
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this environmental stuff that everybody's so worried about are
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the same ones that tend to be the animals and this and that.
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All the sudden plane, let's inspire plane rides?
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Well, that's emissions. And bulldozers, the trees down,
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and spaceships and cars, All of these things.
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None of them are good for animals per SE, but you're OK
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with them. So do they get mad?
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Like when they do, 'cause don't they do like elephant rides and
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stuff at the zoo and stuff like that?
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So is that a bad thing? Or oh, I bet they, you know,
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this is I really do need to make a list of questions for Nikki,
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like riding. Horses.
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Horseback. Riding but that's like that and
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that's happens all over the I mean there's so many spots where
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people are riding horses and I mean back in the day that's how
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you I don't. I don't.
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I don't know what their mission. We need to know what their whole
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mission statement is. Because if it's to like what,
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what are you supposed to do? Only cuddle with the horse?
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What are you allowed to ride? Would have you ever ridden a
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camel? No.
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And that's the other thing they're talking about, cause
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camels are in a lot of these merry go rounds and they're like
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what they're saying, What they're saying is that the
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animals that are used on the merry go round in real life are
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often times animals that are mistreated in real life.
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Camels, horses, all that shit. And they're saying that the
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camels are often times beaten and this and that and horses and
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all, and once their body starts to deplete because of all of the
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wear and tear, if you will, then they just dispose of them.
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That's Peta's argument. Now if that's true, I don't like
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that. I don't want to dispose of them
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until they die naturally. Or a a gunshot.
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I'm just kidding. Nikki, we love you.
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But let me tell you real quick and then you can tell.
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Them. Have you seen this Mink?
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I have. We should show up in fur coats
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to like. We support PETA.
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Yeah, we support. Yeah, we're on Peta's side.
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Well, what's that coat you're wearing?
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OK, the other ideas, they had a kid.
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This is where it gets a little crazy.
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This is where we're talking about four of these rides would
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be shooting stars, rainbows, Wow.
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Or brooms. Like a witch.
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So witches are OK. Witchcraft is fine, but you get
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on a horse that, by the way, can probably carry 500 lbs and all
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things go to shit. Now the treatment of the animals
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after people are riding them is different.
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If you want to talk about real life, I'm fine with it.
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I can't wait to have I I think I've been saying it for one year
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at least, But we have a lovely young woman that I want to get
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on and she's a very, very big into animal cruelty and things
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like that and I want to talk about it because I don't like
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it. I don't think the animal miracle
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round should be taken away. Yeah, I hate when my burgers are
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bruised. What?
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I'm cared for nourished. Yeah.
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The rest? I don't want my burgers ready.
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You see that bruise? You know, he was, he was, he was
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struggling as he as he made my burdens, right?
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God, that's pretty funny. We probably lost Nicki.
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Well. What do you think?
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What do you think Nicki would think about the Fort Worth Zoo?
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They've got a little Valentine's deal going on right now where
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they can. The OK, so most people know, but
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Fort Worth is basically Dallas Fort Worth.
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So we're it's one big Metroplex down here in Texas.
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A zoo? In Texas.
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It's and it's a It's a better zoo, in my opinion, than the
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Dallas Zoo. But go ahead.
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But they will let you dedicate poo to your ex this Valentine's
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Day. Yes, what kind of poo would
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like? Is it the different prices for
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different poo? Didn't specify.
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Like if it's monkey poo, it's 20 bucks if it, but if it's
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elephant poo, it's like I'd. Go for the elephant poo,
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wouldn't you? It'd be like 100 bucks.
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What would be the most expensive piece of shit you could send
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your ex? What about hippo poo?
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Probably. Aren't they in the water?
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Mostly. Anyway we can discuss this off
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the show? OK.
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If anybody has any chime in on. What kind of poo would you send
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your ex? Yeah, there you go.
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What kind of poo would you send your ex if you could take one
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animal from the zoo? One, yes.
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And take a big piece of their dump.
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Wrap it in a nice bow. Wrap it in a bow and send it to
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your ex. Now to me it depends on how long
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the ex and all that. I mean, I don't have any issues
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right now because my last ex was 10 years ago, 11 years ago.
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Would you put a piece of chocolate on it or would that
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kind of mess things? Up.
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No, I think that you would need to put something on it.
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There needs to be some sort of a gesture, yeah, to make.
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It so the poo is not a gesture she needs.
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To know that it's. For many years of love.
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She needs to know that it's for Valentine's Day.
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So there needs to be like those all those little heart candies,
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like Be mine or OK And instead you maybe could put within the
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poo you on on the heart candies and it needs to be on.
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Maybe it spells out something like, you know, with love, you
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know we'll always love you or something like that.
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That's funny. Forward zoo really does that,
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huh? Oh God, that that can't be.
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Is that real? This was.
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I mean, it's Fox News that said it.
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So who is a local news affiliate in DFW, Texas?
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Are you saying Fox like Fox Channel?
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Fox 4 News. Not Fox News.
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The. Big network that does Fox 4
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News. FOX 4 News Let's do butthurt
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comments. I feel like that was a butthurt
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comment. Yeah, I'm yeah, I'm always ready
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to do butthurt calm. OK.
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So this one, this one was about, I forget which this one was.
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I think this. Is probably about you.
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This one seem to be about you. Oh, this one was about the
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robot. Oh, the robot.
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Remember when we OK, In what world are we wrong about this?
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That that person needs some help?
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Oh yeah, you think you're a fucking.
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Like you literally think you're a robot.
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Well, what throws me off is that she was upset about eating human
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food and stuff like that. She could eat whatever she.
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Wants, right. Oh yeah.
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So then why's she upset about? But.
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People, a couple of people got on here and they were like all
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you know and it's it's all the woke bullshit like, well, if she
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why do you care, why do you care?
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Kind of attitude. And this one dude goes, Damn,
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that was epic and exciteful and a real takedown.
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I wasn't trying to take her down.
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I was trying to help her like. Do you remember?
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I forgot how what? How old was she?
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Was she older? No, she was a teenager.
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She was like 16 or something. Like she was like 4, you know?
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No, OK. No, four.
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I mean, like we were. Robots.
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We were four, probably. Absolutely, yeah.
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And then he goes, Now make sure everybody to press the don't
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recommend this channel button. And it's like, dude, and I was I
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was like, dude, so your goal because we think that
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identifying as a actual robot and speaking like one, it might
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be a red flag. You want you want to hurt us.
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You want to hurt our chanting or hurt what we're trying to do?
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Like, come on, dude. Especially as a teenager come.
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On I mean what? I know the parents are sitting
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there going, baby, you be a robot.
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Well, and again, this guy's hiding behind some, you know.
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Notice none of these pictures are like, you know, people
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smiling. It's all it's all bullshit, at
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least. It wasn't personal attacks this
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time. Oh, hold on.
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OK, I'm sorry. Jumped the gun on that one.
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Yeah, they're a personal text. I'm a little off my game
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tonight. Let me get back.
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Yeah, let me go back to this page because I'm going to call
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this guy out. This wasn't going to be one of
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them, but I'm going to go ahead and I wasn't going to do it
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because he's like, I don't want to do what he did because that's
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hypocritical and I don't like hypocrites.
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We know 2. Wrongs do not make it right.
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And then I thought about it and I said fuck him.
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And so here we go and his name is Liam Powers 8570.
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So Liam Powers 8570, you know you're kind of an asshole and
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and it started with it was about the robot girl again and I and I
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responded and guess what Trey I said did the I did the whole
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your versus your. And I forgot the apostrophe and
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he came back and he said, well, no argument can be valid unless
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you can learn the difference between the two.
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And I said, he said kid fucker, I have a masters in writing,
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it's called, it's called, it's called, it's called the typo.
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I said I don't have time to proofread and edit every moron
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that I respond to. If I did, I'd be in here for
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even longer. You can't.
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You can't use the argument about masters in writing.
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No, no, that's editing. Editing so we didn't have our
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editor. Didn't have the editor right.
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Gotcha. And I'm editor.
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And I am writer, editor. Producer, yeah, so.
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But, but don't come at me with that shit.
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That's that means you have nothing.
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Then he told me. And this is where it gets funny.
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He goes, you need to lose some weight.
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I mean, I I I know I'm not like damn ripped, but anybody that
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can see is. I mean I'm not.
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I'm not. I wouldn't say that I that's the
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number one priority of my life or if I'm going to die.
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But you see he goes or get some hair loss medication and I don't
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know if anybody can see, but I got a kind of a head of hair on.
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Got a head of hair? Yeah, absolutely.
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And it just started turning Gray when I had kids.
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Yeah, I did. Thank God.
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And I have a maybe a little receding here.
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Not really, but some people do. And that's just the way it is.
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And I and I went and then at that point I said, all right,
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well, let me check out this fucking guy.
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And so I went and clicked and he did a video like two years ago
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and this is, he was what you thought all his hair was like in
00:19:07
the front. He had nothing on the sides.
00:19:09
And he's a little, he's like a kid.
00:19:10
He looked like the dorky version of Patrick Mahone.
00:19:14
He's just like. There's a dorky.
00:19:16
Version. Yeah, there's a dorky.
00:19:17
Version. And he just kind of.
00:19:19
I mean he talked like he talked like a robot in his video and I
00:19:23
just sat there and at that point I I deleted all of our I said I
00:19:26
felt, I said I felt bad at that point.
00:19:29
Like there's just it's not fair. I'm sorry.
00:19:31
This kid I But what I don't get is why come on in the 1st place,
00:19:36
right? But when I'm going up against,
00:19:39
it's just not fair for him. It doesn't make sense with the
00:19:42
personal attacks though. No, I I have a a luscious head
00:19:45
of Fair. In fact, when I got my trim, my
00:19:48
Barber lady, who's an attractive woman, said your hair looks nice
00:19:54
and full and taken very well care of, so fuck you.
00:19:58
Whatever your Liam name is Powers 8570.
00:20:03
I have a great head of hair. That's nice.
00:20:04
I went to a men's tea clinic and he said I'm.
00:20:07
I can already tell I'm losing my hair up here.
00:20:09
So but you're not. See, that's the same thing, but
00:20:11
it's but a little receding is not.
00:20:13
What the fuck? What are you talking about?
00:20:16
Thanks for thanks for the reassurance, Ryan, We're.
00:20:19
Trying to get our younger listeners and we're like, we're
00:20:21
shooting hairline and the Gray, the Gray stay in the Gray right.
00:20:28
There's a great meme I got to put out on social media and I'm
00:20:31
scared to do it. And it's like Gray pride, Gray
00:20:34
pride month. And it's it's a it's a rainbow
00:20:36
flag, but it's black, white and Gray and it's for like middle
00:20:41
age. That would be awesome.
00:20:43
And I think, I think people that's.
00:20:44
Funny. That's funny.
00:20:45
OK. I think it's funny.
00:20:46
We're gonna we're gonna do it. Yeah.
00:20:48
And then we'll let you know next.
00:20:50
A couple of shows how it went. How the butthurt comments
00:20:52
happened? Yeah.
00:20:53
So that was the first one. You know, it's the fact that
00:20:57
these were about a, a girl that identifies as a robot.
00:21:03
OK, The next one, the next one was interesting to me because
00:21:07
this one, he, he called us Republicans, which we've never
00:21:12
admitted to. We, in fact, we call ourselves
00:21:14
independents, right? I have.
00:21:17
Underwear you You don't even hashtag.
00:21:19
I heart Republicans. You're not even registered.
00:21:21
Well, no, I told you the last picture I apparently you have to
00:21:25
print out the form. Apparently I don't have a
00:21:26
printer. Apparently you have to do some
00:21:28
work, yeah. So I have to go find a printer.
00:21:31
So he but this guy at the same time I felt for him.
00:21:35
Uh oh, if it's true and if he's bullshitting then obviously he
00:21:40
can fuck off. And he said this dude.
00:21:43
He said he said the Republicans only issues are about how to
00:21:46
make life worse for people. And to me I'm like oh here we go
00:21:49
it's some lefty that's and he said and don't look and and and
00:21:55
they don't look like the two of you.
00:21:56
So I don't know what that means. Maybe we don't look like the
00:21:59
suit wearing. Typical Republican politician,
00:22:04
he said. Though he said, though I'd be
00:22:06
careful wearing that pink hoodie.
00:22:08
He thought you were a pink hoodie.
00:22:09
I. Don't have a pink hoodie?
00:22:11
Well, whatever the pink shirt was that you had on, which you
00:22:13
did, he said. The Democrats biggest problem is
00:22:17
that they're too worried about being seen as disagreeable,
00:22:20
having been physically attacked entirely unprovoked five times
00:22:24
in the last eight months by Trump supporters.
00:22:27
Damn. Twice because I'm gay and was on
00:22:30
a date and they saw it. And twice because I'm not a
00:22:32
Christian and they had. How'd they see that?
00:22:36
I don't. They had a symbol of my faith.
00:22:37
So maybe Jewish or I don't know what.
00:22:42
What else is there? Muslim.
00:22:45
And once because I said I didn't want to talk politics at a
00:22:47
birthday party, one of which even screamed Make America Great
00:22:51
again before swung at me, I'm asking you don't make things
00:22:55
worse, dude. I'm going to go ahead and say
00:22:59
this and I'm going to get shit for it if we end up posting
00:23:03
this. I don't buy all this.
00:23:06
Really. No, I I I believe that this
00:23:11
person has had some incidents that are uncomfortable, but it
00:23:15
seems a little much. Five times in eight months we're
00:23:23
not hearing these things. I mean Trump's look the media
00:23:26
would be ready for Trump supporter attacks and I just
00:23:31
don't believe that that everybody's sitting there like
00:23:33
make America great and then beating the shit out of people.
00:23:36
Trump has never come out as anti-gay.
00:23:39
He never has. He he wore a rainbow flag prime
00:23:43
month in Colorado at a rally. He's never come out as anti guy.
00:23:47
So why would people be like MAGA let's beat this gay guy up.
00:23:52
Well, I'm. You don't think there's extremes
00:23:53
on both? Sides.
00:23:54
Well, no, of course. So there could be asshole Biden
00:23:57
folks, as well as extreme. Absolutely.
00:23:59
People So. Absolutely.
00:24:01
My problem is, is that he's labeling these as Republican
00:24:05
MAGA people that are doing this and and and what he's doing
00:24:08
there is is lumping everybody together.
00:24:10
Yeah, that's. Not and and not and and saying
00:24:13
and instead of saying. These are 5 assholes that need
00:24:18
what's coming to them. And if I saw any of that, I
00:24:20
would beat the shit out of them with some help, Trey.
00:24:23
We would do that together probably.
00:24:24
I'll call somebody for. You.
00:24:26
But I I told them. I said, Dude, I don't.
00:24:27
I I hate that you went through this, but you can't sit here and
00:24:31
label a group that including Trump voters.
00:24:35
It's about policy. We've talked about this.
00:24:36
So that was that wasn't really butthurt, but it was.
00:24:39
I wanted. We needed to hear it.
00:24:41
Yeah, I did need to hear that. We needed to this is the best 10
00:24:47
or did I have another one? I I'm so whatever, who cares?
00:24:50
We got this. You're doing well.
00:24:53
No, no, this is the last one. This is the best because it's so
00:24:58
stupid. But I laugh still, and I'm
00:25:01
hoping it means that this person has continued to follow us.
00:25:05
And this was, this was so stupid, 'cause it was about the
00:25:07
coaches in the NFL. It had nothing.
00:25:09
When we talked about black coaches versus white coaches and
00:25:13
this person, all this person put was still in the gay podcast.
00:25:19
Did they spell it GAY or GEYGA? Y.
00:25:23
OK, but that's pretty funny. I mean, it's pretty funny.
00:25:26
I thought, yeah, no, no, still in the Gray.
00:25:29
Still in the Gray. So it's almost like I've been
00:25:32
with you and you're still in the like, it kind of.
00:25:34
I thought it was clever. I was OK.
00:25:36
Yeah, it was funny. I mean, yeah, it's fine.
00:25:39
I mean, I don't understand why you would respond that way.
00:25:44
You're sitting here upset that I'm talking about black coaches
00:25:47
and white coaches, but you're allowed to talk about gay people
00:25:50
in a negative. Are you calling it?
00:25:51
Is it negative? That we're gay.
00:25:54
Yeah, that. That's what it sounds like.
00:25:56
Otherwise, maybe he's complimenting us.
00:25:58
Maybe. Great.
00:25:59
You guys are still gay? I agree.
00:26:02
You guys are still gay? But you can't yell at me.
00:26:03
You can't yell at us. We're talking about race.
00:26:05
And then call this gay and right.
00:26:08
Yeah, you. Gotta pick one or the other.
00:26:09
OK. So those those are butthurt
00:26:11
comments and thank God because I'm so ready for this segment,
00:26:19
but I have been inspired. Oh shit.
00:26:23
By one of our other smaller bits that we did.
00:26:26
OK. To to expand on that a little
00:26:31
bit and to say, hey, let's everybody really think about
00:26:36
this as a possibility. Oh shit.
00:26:40
What I've come up with is the best way to elect the next
00:26:44
President of the United States of America.
00:26:46
Nice. OK.
00:26:48
And it is a decathlon. Very nice, but.
00:26:52
It's my own decathlon, OK? This sounds fun.
00:26:57
Oh, it will be fun. Now First off, let's get this
00:26:59
one out of the way. A hundred 100 yard dash.
00:27:02
We already talked about it. It's a race is hopefully one of
00:27:04
them makes it. It had to be a 20 yard dash.
00:27:09
You don't think they go 100 yards, 50 yards?
00:27:11
OK, is there any help like along the way Like you get to use a
00:27:14
wheelchair for ten of those? 100 yards.
00:27:16
No, no, you can have. You have training.
00:27:19
You have, what do you think, Three months of train or six
00:27:21
months of train? No, let's just do this.
00:27:23
How about a week? Not right now.
00:27:25
No. Yeah, you can't.
00:27:26
Yeah. Cuz I don't know if they can
00:27:27
last another six months, so I don't know if Biden's gonna be
00:27:31
around in six months. Yeah.
00:27:35
Yeah, maybe this. Maybe this isn't a good idea,
00:27:38
but it yes, it is. Trust me. 100 yard dash.
00:27:42
OK, first one. OK.
00:27:44
Some of these are challenging physically and some of these are
00:27:48
or just for pure laughter on on the viewer part.
00:27:52
OK, pay-per-view would make more money than they've ever made in
00:27:55
their lives. This sounds fun already, yeah?
00:27:58
How about a high dive off the board of the the swimming pool?
00:28:06
Can you visualize either one Trump or Biden doing the jump in
00:28:13
their Speedo? Shit.
00:28:16
Do they get little floaties to put around them?
00:28:18
Let me ask you this, do they? Get like belly.
00:28:20
FLOPS. Do they get more points based on
00:28:22
the difficulty of the event or does each event have the same?
00:28:25
We haven't come up with the scoring yet.
00:28:27
It's just the event, the events. What do you think?
00:28:29
What do you think it should be? I think, I think we should give
00:28:32
him because high dive. I mean, I'm scared shitless of
00:28:34
heights, so. No, this is the high dive.
00:28:36
I think. I think that should be pretty.
00:28:38
I haven't heard the rest. Of them.
00:28:39
What about the low dive? Low dive?
00:28:41
Yeah, jump in. I would do the like off the edge
00:28:43
of the high dive. You want to be president of the
00:28:46
United States? These guys are going to have
00:28:47
heart attacks before they get the.
00:28:49
Get to the. Water and we'll have a winner.
00:28:53
Well, wait a minute. Hold on, hold on.
00:28:54
So let's say Biden. Let's say Trump goes.
00:28:57
You go first, Biden. If he has a heart attack, Trump
00:29:01
wins. Or does he have to complete the
00:29:02
high dive? No, he has to complete the high
00:29:03
dive. Absolutely.
00:29:05
You can't. No, that's bullshit.
00:29:06
OK? Yeah, Don't.
00:29:08
So Biden dies on the way down, but Trump you?
00:29:10
Still have to do the high dive. OK, what's the?
00:29:12
Next one, how about, how about fencing?
00:29:15
Did you see just sort of fighting?
00:29:19
OK, guys. Fencing, yeah, yeah.
00:29:22
And just like I I don't see any style, I just see them like.
00:29:26
I just want to see how long they can hold the sword up.
00:29:31
Who can eat the most pudding cups in one minute?
00:29:34
Oh man, that would be hilarious. So Joe gets no hands?
00:29:38
No hands? No.
00:29:40
OK, fair enough. No hands.
00:29:41
That's Trey's. Rule and you have to keep your
00:29:43
teeth in. You can't put those to the side.
00:29:46
Joe still wins. I mean that.
00:29:47
This is that's his game. That's right up his alley.
00:29:49
Yeah, as. Soon as he saw this, he's going.
00:29:51
Yeah. At least I got one.
00:29:52
Yeah, I still think Donald wins the 100 yard dash.
00:29:56
So I think somehow he gets across and falls down.
00:29:58
He at least gets it. And Biden's pretty thin, so you
00:30:01
think he would win the high dive because in that the less.
00:30:05
Right part of it is how you enter.
00:30:07
Yeah, so if he belly flops and then.
00:30:10
Yeah, he's. Gonna break something.
00:30:13
OK, so we got. I want to see some belly flops
00:30:15
from our two candidates, OK? OK.
00:30:20
How about the pole vault? Can you see the rolling and?
00:30:25
Trying. And trying to put the pole right
00:30:28
in the thing and to go. See if they could carry the
00:30:30
pole. Just those things are heavy, I'm
00:30:35
sure, right? Well, they're not light, but
00:30:37
they have to be light enough. And so you stick it in that in
00:30:40
that little little slot, and then it bends and you fire
00:30:44
yourself over this pole. I see nothing good happening for
00:30:48
either of these two men except laughter from the entire world.
00:30:52
And this is what I'm talking about.
00:30:54
I would. Pay for this.
00:30:55
Oh, how much I would pay So much, Trey.
00:30:57
I've taken. We've taken our loan for this.
00:30:59
And I guarantee whoever wins, I would vote for him.
00:31:02
I'll tell you what I may consider.
00:31:03
That too do that. I would vote if Joe.
00:31:05
Biden gets through this decathlon.
00:31:07
He wins. Yeah, that's the only way.
00:31:09
Because we've already made it clear we are not Joe Biden,
00:31:11
guys. At all.
00:31:13
I do like pudding though. How about a go Kart race?
00:31:16
Oh, that would be fun. That'd be fun to watch.
00:31:17
That'd be fun. But can you It's the
00:31:19
visualization like Biden. Like where am I?
00:31:22
It is Helmet. He's.
00:31:24
Just going in circles at the starting line.
00:31:28
So I think Donald may take that one.
00:31:30
Kamal's like that way go. And Donald's like flipping him
00:31:35
off. Like, fuck you as he runs
00:31:36
around. He's going in circles.
00:31:38
OK, go ahead. OK, how about how about a
00:31:42
staring contest? How about they just, yeah,
00:31:47
whoever. Who falls asleep first?
00:31:49
I. Think Trump gets it.
00:31:52
He stays up at 3:00 in the morning.
00:31:54
He's like eating McDonald's and tweeting at 3:00 in the morning.
00:31:56
That's hilarious. Staring.
00:31:57
Can you imagine? All right.
00:31:59
Ready, set, everybody. 'S watching Biden's asleep hold.
00:32:01
On. But we're all staring.
00:32:02
The world is staring like, OK, who's going to do it first?
00:32:06
Yeah, Biden up. It's about to start, Biden.
00:32:09
'S got to get a lot of sleep for this contest.
00:32:13
This one this one got me Lego building.
00:32:21
So they each get a package and it's like the age 3 to 5.
00:32:24
It's not the big it's not like the the Starship Enterprise
00:32:26
Oregon whatever it's it's 3:00 to 5:00 and they have a certain
00:32:30
amount of time to build to build it.
00:32:33
Can you see each of them sitting on their like I'm not allowed to
00:32:36
say Indian style am IA crisscross applesauce Where the
00:32:39
fuck they say? And they're sitting there with
00:32:41
their little packets like. See, I don't know.
00:32:44
I think. I think, I think Trump would
00:32:46
lose this. One you think Biden might get
00:32:47
it? Well, the only reason I think is
00:32:48
because I think Trump will get frustrated trying to open the
00:32:50
package and it busts open and all the pieces go everywhere.
00:32:54
So I think he. He just.
00:32:56
Throws himself over. Throws it, yeah, he says.
00:32:58
I've got eight more events, right?
00:33:00
Or nine more events. Hopefully Biden doesn't chew on
00:33:03
any of the pieces over. There.
00:33:07
This is why I was excited about this, because it's the visuals
00:33:11
people think of the visuals. What's the next one?
00:33:17
What's the next one? OK, the the next ones are this
00:33:23
is really funny and I don't know why I thought of it or came up
00:33:26
with it. So Trump gets 3 red balloons,
00:33:30
OK, 'cause of the red Republicans.
00:33:33
Biden gets 3 blue blue balloons, and they're in a padded room
00:33:37
with nothing in it. Whoever's balloon touches the
00:33:40
ground first. So they are literally running
00:33:46
around trying to keep all three balloons.
00:33:50
And if we don't think 3 is enough, we can add 4.
00:33:53
I like the number 3. Can you imagine those two
00:33:55
running around in a padded room? That's hilarious.
00:34:00
Spin the balloons up. If you break a hip, you're out.
00:34:03
The only the only thing that would make these suck is if it
00:34:07
if, like somebody missed it in two seconds and it's like, all
00:34:10
right, well that event's over. Can we make it one of those
00:34:13
bounce house rooms like the the? That might be even more fun.
00:34:17
Add little three balloons in a bounce house.
00:34:20
That would be fun. Yeah, but that wouldn't last
00:34:22
very long. That's fine.
00:34:24
We'll do 2 balloons in a bounce house.
00:34:25
Two balloons in a bounce? Yeah, just one.
00:34:27
Can you hit your opponent's balloon?
00:34:30
No, no, no, no, That's no, that's no, no.
00:34:33
So you you if you do, that's a disqualification.
00:34:35
Gotcha in my opinion. OK.
00:34:37
Anybody that knows the rules to this game more more than we do,
00:34:41
don't let us know. OK, so you can only hit your
00:34:43
balloon, OK. Yeah.
00:34:43
And then the last one of the 10:00.
00:34:45
And then I have a couple honourable mentions like fifty
00:34:50
of these. And this is just because of the
00:34:54
danger of it and the talent that it takes.
00:34:58
So it's a free dive in the ocean.
00:35:01
Spear fishing What? So, so you.
00:35:05
Dive so these assholes you don't get, you don't get scuba gear,
00:35:09
you don't get anything, you're diving, you dive in.
00:35:12
Usually the Caribbean. My sister's husband used to do
00:35:17
it and and people. He was around down in the in the
00:35:20
Virgin Islands, things like that.
00:35:22
And you go down there with an actual spear, you dive under the
00:35:25
water and you throw the spear out of fish.
00:35:28
OK? I want to see these two assholes
00:35:31
OK with this spirit of fish. Do what?
00:35:32
Is PITA going to be? Probably not.
00:35:35
But maybe they can come up. If they could come up with a
00:35:37
better event, yeah, great. I don't care.
00:35:40
I want to see Trump and Biden spearfishing under the water.
00:35:42
Be very cool. Like panicking I.
00:35:45
Would want to do a spearfish. I've never tried that before.
00:35:47
That sounds fun. So I thought that might be.
00:35:49
Now tell me if these, any of the other ones would be better.
00:35:54
The other one I thought was like the best beard.
00:35:56
You give him two weeks, who has the best beard?
00:35:58
But then it was like, based on what?
00:36:00
So OK, then I thought, let's send him out to a club.
00:36:04
The problem is, everybody knows who they are.
00:36:07
But if you could find a place in the world that didn't know who
00:36:10
they were, like in the middle of nowhere, who gets the most
00:36:14
numbers? Who has the best pick up lines
00:36:19
right? OK, I don't forget what he's
00:36:20
supposed to be doing. Why am I here again?
00:36:25
These aren't phone numbers, Joe. I don't know what you got.
00:36:29
She gave me the number. Four why is there one number on
00:36:35
this piece I? Got his one number?
00:36:40
OK, so shit. And you know the last one I
00:36:45
thought might be the the best. OK, OK, OK.
00:36:50
There's two more. One more.
00:36:52
It's the fun game where you where you somebody, everybody
00:36:55
makes the post it note of a celebrity and you put it on your
00:36:57
head and you have to guess. Yep.
00:36:58
And these two have to cooperate in order to try and like, OK,
00:37:02
And I don't see that happening at all.
00:37:04
I think they'd rather be at all. We're going to both lose this
00:37:07
with you. This is the last one.
00:37:10
And we talked about this a couple shows ago.
00:37:16
Who would be the best at having sex?
00:37:18
Oh, and I specifically decided that it would be Who's the Best
00:37:24
at the Jackhammer? Holy shit.
00:37:29
Oh. So what I mean by that is, do we
00:37:33
do who finishes quickest by jackhammering or who's able to
00:37:40
last? What's better?
00:37:43
Well, so my question would be is because if it's a pay-per-view
00:37:47
event, right? OK, Melania, OK, he can
00:37:52
jackhammer her, we can probably watch that.
00:37:54
But Joe Biden's wife are we? Do we really have to watch?
00:37:58
That I mean, the wives, I guess, have to agree to this.
00:38:00
So do they get to? Do they get to have model?
00:38:02
That's the point. Do they get to?
00:38:04
Do they get to I mean. It's a competition.
00:38:06
That's why I exed it off, I said.
00:38:07
This is this is an honorable mention.
00:38:09
This is a competition. I just wanted you to picture Joe
00:38:12
Biden doing the jackhammer. Thanks for that.
00:38:15
So that was my presidential decathlon that that I feel we
00:38:20
should use to determine who wins.
00:38:22
Fuck the electronic voting system.
00:38:25
And the ballots and then mail In's and all of the debates.
00:38:29
I think we should ask our listeners on that last one, Who
00:38:31
do you think would jackhammer better Biden?
00:38:33
Or Trump. Just like saying Jackhammer.
00:38:38
But all of these, I mean think every one of them is just funny.
00:38:41
Even the like the go Kart like. Yeah, just.
00:38:44
Driving with their helmets and Joe's.
00:38:47
Just going in circles. You know the Kamala.
00:38:50
Where are we? At the Pudding Cups Joe's like,
00:38:53
oh baby, it's my time to shine. And then they just put him down
00:38:56
and he just goes like. I just want to see the 100 yard
00:39:00
dash and see how long it takes. That's what I'm saying.
00:39:02
Staring contest. I mean staring contest.
00:39:04
This is great. And you do it all.
00:39:06
And it reminds me of the movie Billy Madison.
00:39:09
Yes. When at the end they did that
00:39:10
kind of. Yes.
00:39:12
Would they do all this in one day?
00:39:13
No, no, they couldn't. Somebody would die.
00:39:16
Yeah, I can't imagine them, but how long would you?
00:39:18
Do this two or three days. I mean, you can't.
00:39:21
Maybe one event a day. Would that be fair?
00:39:23
No, because look how staring contest.
00:39:27
OK, you can pine a couple like the pudding staring 3 days.
00:39:30
You can get all this done. I'm not going to tell you to do
00:39:33
100 yard dash, the pole vote, and the high dive.
00:39:36
And the spearfishing? Spearfishing in one day you
00:39:39
would kill them. We can split up so five days a
00:39:42
week, Monday through Friday. Let's do five days.
00:39:44
It's a work week, two events per day.
00:39:47
There we go, the balloons off there.
00:39:51
That's pretty funny. I want to do that.
00:39:53
I know it'd be fun. It'd be.
00:39:55
I mean, it's a great game. So there you go, people.
00:40:00
This is stay in the Grays version of of the election.
00:40:03
And when people start bringing up all this policy bullshit,
00:40:10
we're going to settle the pudding cups.
00:40:12
You know what, I think we would basically get rid of all the
00:40:16
quote, UN quote the bad what is it?
00:40:20
Our our voting system and the conspiracy theories behind it.
00:40:25
You know, we used to. Do the Electoral College and all
00:40:27
the. Fuck all that and whoever wins
00:40:29
the decathlon. Yeah, is the president, dude.
00:40:32
I could back that. I could back that too, as long
00:40:34
as you don't put some strapping 35 year old in there.
00:40:38
It doesn't know anything about politics or right, Yeah.
00:40:42
It has to be. It's only funny 'cause it's Joe
00:40:45
and Donald. That's.
00:40:46
Right. OK.
00:40:46
So each year we'll come up with something different.
00:40:48
But this year, Joe and Donald, and I guess I mean like Obama,
00:40:52
he'd probably take it all serious and shit and get in his
00:40:55
workout gear. I don't.
00:40:56
Wanna say he was pretty athletic?
00:40:57
Wasn't. He Yeah, I'd see whiskey.
00:40:59
Yeah. And GW probably the same.
00:41:01
And anyway, we can go back and I don't know.
00:41:05
Which event would you be most impressed with if, like, say, if
00:41:10
Biden won this man? That's pretty impressive.
00:41:13
I would be. Well, I'd be surprised if Biden
00:41:15
won anything physical. So the 100 yard dash, if he won
00:41:19
that, you'd be like oh. Maybe the high dive he could do
00:41:21
So I'm not wouldn't be that impressed.
00:41:23
Prewiring skinny. Yeah, just basically fall over.
00:41:28
It's strange and hopefully he doesn't keep clipping.
00:41:30
Yeah, right. Donald would try to see.
00:41:32
Donald would try and do something fancy.
00:41:34
Yeah, because that's Donald. He'd be like, I'm gonna do like
00:41:36
1/2 spit axle, whatever. And that's not even a real
00:41:39
thing. Side of it or something?
00:41:41
Jumps in like it's just a big nothing and he splashes.
00:41:45
OK, which one would lose their bathing suit on that dive?
00:41:49
Joe probably be Joe. Yeah.
00:41:51
Yeah. Yeah, Donald would be in style.
00:41:52
He'll have a cool swimsuit, yeah.
00:41:54
I think he'd be rocking a Speedo myself.
00:41:56
You think Donald? Yeah, he probably would.
00:41:59
Joe's gonna be in like his like. His, his are gonna go.
00:42:03
Below his knees. No, it's one of those unitard
00:42:05
ones that has the straps that go.
00:42:13
He's gonna have one of those little swim caps on.
00:42:17
We're waiting for Joe to climb the ladder.
00:42:22
We've been here for 37 minutes and he's he's halfway up.
00:42:27
OK, so everybody, any look, anybody that has money and and
00:42:32
wants to produce this for us, we claim it and we're ready to work
00:42:37
with. You.
00:42:39
And I think Donald, Donald seems competitive.
00:42:41
I think he'd be like fuck yeah dude.
00:42:42
I'll do this shit. He goes and I'll even take the
00:42:45
pudding and I'll be like whoa, take it easy over there Donald.
00:42:49
When it comes to pudding we all know who's who's a fan.
00:42:53
Anyway we'll move on from that. I thought, I thought that was a
00:42:55
riot that was fun and just think about that and you know and
00:42:58
anybody that comes up with other events like let's let's keep
00:43:01
doing it think of events events that these two because let's
00:43:05
it's not it's not technically official but it is.
00:43:09
I mean Donald's well he won another caucus in Nevada.
00:43:13
He won a what? He won another cock ass in
00:43:16
Nevada and it's pretty much him and Biden.
00:43:20
Unless unless the Democrats decide to pull Biden, which is a
00:43:24
rumor they they oh really? Yeah.
00:43:26
So we'll follow that. How?
00:43:28
Close. Are they allowed to?
00:43:29
When can that happen? I I mean, I I I don't know.
00:43:32
I I'm not going to pretend that I know the exact answer, but I
00:43:34
think it's anytime they want. Oh, OK 'cause you want.
00:43:37
To do it as soon as possible, right?
00:43:39
Sure. You'd want to get a campaign
00:43:40
going. I think they're trying to.
00:43:42
We'll see. I I don't want it to happen
00:43:44
because I want to see the debates.
00:43:48
I want to see the chaos. Yes, that's what train I like.
00:43:53
Chaos. Exactly.
00:43:54
Chaos. So we'll move on to something a
00:43:58
little more serious. Oh shit.
00:44:00
I know, because it's just like, I just want to think of that one
00:44:04
piece you said Biden wasn't gonna be wearing climbing up the
00:44:07
ladder strap. Strap his little swim hat.
00:44:12
His swim hat. Joe Biden's in the stands.
00:44:17
Like, come on honey, you can do it.
00:44:21
Or she's pissed, 'cause they just did the Jackhammer event.
00:44:24
She wasn't in it. Trump's at the top waiting like
00:44:28
pissed. Like, come on, Joe.
00:44:30
Sleepy Joe. Damn it.
00:44:32
OK, we've got to talk really briefly about Tucker Carlson and
00:44:36
Tucker Carlson. He's the Carlson mortar.
00:44:39
Yeah, he's the Ravens kicker. Ravens kicker that that that is
00:44:44
incorrect. Tucker Carlson is a an A former
00:44:49
Fox News analyst and he was known for being right wing.
00:44:55
Of course he was a Trump supporter.
00:44:56
Is a Trump supporter and he had the number one show not only on
00:45:00
Fox but I believe on most of those those news networks and he
00:45:04
somehow Trey got an interview with Vladimir Putin.
00:45:10
No shit. The Russian President, for
00:45:14
anybody that doesn't know who that is.
00:45:16
Where was this set? In Russia?
00:45:18
No shit. He It was.
00:45:20
It's like Rocky 4, wasn't it? Like did he train in the?
00:45:22
Snow and everything, he flew to Russia and like he actually did
00:45:27
a like preface to the interview where he was sitting up on this
00:45:31
balcony looking out at the building and I forget that.
00:45:33
I forget it's famous building and one of the big colorful kind
00:45:37
of buildings in Moscow. And he was sitting there and
00:45:40
behind him it was snowing and it was, it looked kind of like he
00:45:43
was setting this thing up. And so he goes in there and he
00:45:47
has this two hour and 20 minute interview.
00:45:51
And I watched it because I feel like I need to be aware of what
00:45:57
I'm talking about, to a point. Really.
00:46:00
Yeah, I know. I need to try that.
00:46:02
And the problem that I'm seeing right now is I think that this
00:46:09
is a good thing that Tucker Carlson was able to interview
00:46:12
Vladimir Putin. What do you think?
00:46:14
Just without any. I know you don't like detail.
00:46:19
Facts. None.
00:46:21
Of that do you? I mean, is it, was it wrong of
00:46:24
him to interview Vladimir Putin, knowing how how much we are
00:46:28
enemies with this guy? See, I would say no.
00:46:32
I mean, why not? Why not hear what he has to say?
00:46:38
Well that's that's about the answer I.
00:46:41
Thought no, I'm just saying. I mean, yeah, I mean why not see
00:46:45
if he's, you know, just, I don't know, catch him off guard or
00:46:49
something. I don't know.
00:46:50
But yeah, I would. I would TuneIn for something.
00:46:52
Like that? Well, it's not even catch him
00:46:53
off guard. It's like, look, why not have
00:46:57
diplomatic relations with the? That's a.
00:46:59
Better. That's a better answer.
00:47:01
Right. Well, if he's able to, if he's
00:47:02
willing to talk about it and I watched it and I'm not sitting
00:47:06
here and going, you know, like, oh, guy's pretty cool.
00:47:10
I have a new respect for Vladimir Putin, No.
00:47:12
But it was interesting to listen to his justification the way he
00:47:16
talked. Was there anything in there that
00:47:19
we are wrong about? Because guess what, this country
00:47:21
is influenced by our own media. Yeah.
00:47:23
And we we are. I mean, everything that happens
00:47:26
inside Russia and Russia doesn't let their information out.
00:47:29
So guess what stuff could be happening over there that we
00:47:32
don't know about? Do you think he'd let Tucker hit
00:47:36
one of the missile buttons to send a a bomb over there?
00:47:40
To Ukraine? Yeah.
00:47:42
God, Can you imagine? This is that bad taste.
00:47:47
Well, at this point, nothing is bad taste because it's the
00:47:51
Ukraine thing. I mean, that was a lot of the
00:47:53
discussion in this was, you know, what's the deal here?
00:47:57
Why are you doing this? And he gave a whole history
00:48:00
lesson. It was like 45 minutes of like
00:48:03
back in the 7th century, Ukraine and.
00:48:05
When he was just a boy. Just a boy.
00:48:08
And Russia and Ukraine, they had this deal and it.
00:48:12
And so there's some funny memes out now that it's like, you
00:48:15
know, Putin when asked why he invaded Ukraine.
00:48:18
And the answer is the entire world's history.
00:48:21
Yeah, you know, because he just went off and he said this is our
00:48:24
land. It was, we're entitled to it and
00:48:28
that's why we're going to get it.
00:48:29
Yeah, that's happened throughout history.
00:48:32
It's happening in the in a lot of other places right now.
00:48:36
And so it's hard to sit here and and sit here and tell him he's
00:48:41
full of shit. I don't like the way he's
00:48:43
treated his people. I don't like some of his other
00:48:48
tactics in the way he's done things.
00:48:49
I don't like the fact that Russia has one leader for like
00:48:52
20 something years and they don't do what we do, which is,
00:48:56
you know, I think 4 May be a little short for us, but a whole
00:49:00
other topic. But it just seemed to me like,
00:49:04
why would anybody say I can't believe Tucker Carlson's gonna
00:49:08
do this? Well, there's nothing bad about
00:49:10
it. Let's listen to him right?
00:49:12
What's? What's wrong with listening to
00:49:13
him? It's not like Tucker's blowing
00:49:14
him. And and like we love you well.
00:49:16
We don't know. That, well, you know, maybe
00:49:17
after the after the show. The reaction I'm getting,
00:49:21
though, in all the social media is people are calling out Putin,
00:49:26
oh, he lied about this. This is bullshit.
00:49:28
He's he's an asshole. It's like they're it's like they
00:49:32
think everyone's going, oh, OK, Putin's cool.
00:49:34
He's. A cool guy, yeah.
00:49:36
No one's doing that. You don't have to, like, get on
00:49:39
here and attack him and attack whatever.
00:49:41
Like let everybody should go. That was really interesting.
00:49:44
Yeah. And let's talk about what he
00:49:46
said because there were some things he said about Vladimir
00:49:49
Zelensky which is the Ukraine leader.
00:49:52
And and I've been saying since day one this guy's not he's not
00:49:56
clean. He's not he's not innocent.
00:50:00
And why are we funding Ukraine so much And and and we've talked
00:50:03
about that it is getting in insane the amount of money that
00:50:07
we're giving Ukraine And Putin's like, well and and Tucker goes,
00:50:13
why aren't you calling over to Joe Biden and saying why are you
00:50:16
doing this? He's like, well, what's the
00:50:18
point? Like, you guys have made your
00:50:20
decision and what I'm gonna say stop giving weapons to Ukraine.
00:50:25
And he had this attitude like you guys are gonna, you made
00:50:29
your choice, right. You're going to defend Ukraine
00:50:31
and we'll deal with that. And that sucks.
00:50:34
And that's scary. Yeah, he he mentioned he had
00:50:37
good diplomatic relations with George W Bush.
00:50:40
He had good diplomatic relations with Donald Trump.
00:50:44
He did not mention a Barack Obama and and of course Biden
00:50:49
and the difference and real quick and and I'm not going to
00:50:52
go on and on about this I promise the difference for me
00:50:55
Trey in in between if you want to call it Republican Democrat
00:51:00
or conservative liberal whatever is the mindset of Obama and
00:51:04
Biden is we're going to be globalist until you're Putin.
00:51:09
Until you're the China dictator. Until you're this or that or
00:51:12
whatever nor of Kim Jong. And then we're gonna, we're
00:51:15
gonna, you're, we're you're out. We're not gonna talk to you.
00:51:20
We won't even talk to you. Well, what's that gonna do?
00:51:23
It's not gonna do anything. It's gonna just piss them off
00:51:27
and it's gonna make them do things behind your back.
00:51:30
It's gonna make whatever. Whereas people like George W and
00:51:33
now who I'm not a huge George W fan at all.
00:51:37
And and and Donald, we'll see how he does it in the decathlon.
00:51:43
But but Donald, that's his thing is look, I'm a businessman and
00:51:48
the best way to keep a, a, a a good relationship is to be close
00:51:52
to them. Talk, communicate.
00:51:54
This is what we do. That makes sense.
00:51:56
We're on a show. Somebody the other day was like,
00:51:58
you need to do this, this and this and have facts.
00:52:00
I'm like, no, we're on a talk show that's I'm supposed to
00:52:03
talk. Somebody might have said why
00:52:05
doesn't Trey talk more. But it's not important.
00:52:09
I'll wait for my cue. So, so.
00:52:14
So he went over the history between Russia Ukraine he
00:52:18
everybody seemed to me most frustrated and they did Fact
00:52:21
Check, you know, this whole big Fact Check thing now.
00:52:24
And they he was wrong, apparently about some of the
00:52:27
history. And and he blames Zelensky which
00:52:33
I thought was the most interesting part of the
00:52:34
interview, the Ukrainian president for not accepting
00:52:39
peace offers, which is really interesting because everybody of
00:52:43
course is saying Russia's the aggressor.
00:52:44
Russia invaded, which they did. But apparently Russia said, hey,
00:52:47
let's try and get this figured out so we don't no one else dies
00:52:51
And Zelensky said no, which makes me then go, well, that's
00:52:56
my point. He's not the greatest guy.
00:52:58
Maybe he's liking this aid. Maybe he's liking all of this.
00:53:03
Maybe he's getting more powerful and he's getting more money.
00:53:06
How much money have we sent this asshole?
00:53:09
So I'm not a Putin guy. Nobody call us that because
00:53:13
we're not right. We're not Russian supporters,
00:53:16
but we're also not gonna sit here and and like blow Ukraine
00:53:20
either, because they've got issues.
00:53:23
This is one of those things. Maybe we should just get the
00:53:25
fuck out of it. Yeah, that's true.
00:53:28
The argument is that we can't let Putin have power to take
00:53:31
over the world and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:53:33
And of course Tucker asked him that straight up and he goes,
00:53:35
well, I don't have an interest. I don't, you know, and he could
00:53:37
be lying. Of course I don't get.
00:53:39
I don't have an interest in that.
00:53:40
Why would we want to do that? We have interest in Ukraine
00:53:43
because that's ours. That was our territory.
00:53:46
His claim got you because I don't care about Latvia, Poland,
00:53:49
whatever. I'm not going to, that's other
00:53:51
countries. He's like, why would I start
00:53:53
something that I would get. He was actually kind of smart.
00:53:57
Why would I start something where I know I'm not going to
00:53:59
win it. It was almost like Hitler was an
00:54:02
idiot. He started something that he
00:54:04
couldn't win. Yeah, I'm not gonna.
00:54:06
Why would I do that? So I took it as I don't
00:54:10
necessarily don't want to do it, but I'm not an idiot.
00:54:13
Right, right. And I don't respect the guy he's
00:54:16
done some shit whatever. Lastly and and and like I said
00:54:20
he hasn't spoken to Biden so I wanted to mention really quick
00:54:24
and I I kind of mentioned already he he used to have a
00:54:28
relationship with Donald Trump and things were better and so in
00:54:31
my opinion that's something to think about and.
00:54:34
They don't have to be best friends, but a business partner.
00:54:36
No, just just. Or a business relationship
00:54:39
shake. Hands with each other and talk.
00:54:42
Say, hey, I guarantee you right now if Trump was the president
00:54:45
and this all this bullshit was going on 1st off, Ukraine
00:54:48
wouldn't be getting this much money.
00:54:49
Yeah, it probably wouldn't have happened.
00:54:53
I mean there's been rumors that have said that Putin wanted to
00:54:56
go in there a long time ago. But when Trump was in the
00:54:58
president, there was a kind of an agreement and and I again, I
00:55:02
don't know all the details so don't comment me or do whatever,
00:55:08
but her comments were always looking for him.
00:55:11
But that was my understanding was that Putin wants I mean
00:55:15
other leaders look at the United States leadership and they go
00:55:19
here's our opportunity. And when you have a group like
00:55:26
Obama or Biden and his people and all of the the left who are
00:55:31
about. They claim to be about
00:55:32
globalization and and and versus being nationalists which is
00:55:37
let's focus on the United States first.
00:55:40
These other countries go, hell yeah because now we can take
00:55:43
advantage of this situation because we're all in this
00:55:45
together versus the other side which is why I tend to lean if I
00:55:50
had to that way. One of the reasons is I'm for
00:55:54
country first. I just am.
00:55:56
Let's take care of ourselves and then let's see who else needs
00:55:59
help and and help. I'm not against helping other
00:56:02
countries. Which why is that a bad thing?
00:56:06
Thank you. I don't know.
00:56:08
I I just, I don't know when it became a bad thing.
00:56:11
And it's not to to one side, it is to the other, the other just,
00:56:18
you know, the biggest, the biggest farce.
00:56:19
And then we'll in this segment, the biggest thing they say is
00:56:24
the world is laughing at us. Well, they're they're laughing
00:56:28
at us because they can do whatever they want to us right
00:56:30
now. I mean, Biden might as well bend
00:56:33
over to every other country. He's given just a shit ton of
00:56:38
money to everybody. I mean, not only Ukraine, but he
00:56:41
got back in that Paris Secor, which was all about money to
00:56:44
begin with, not about climate change.
00:56:46
The research, we talked about that and everybody got on
00:56:49
Donald, 'cause he he got out of it.
00:56:51
It was about money. We're we're, we're not.
00:56:54
We don't finance the world right and the left wants to finance
00:56:58
the world and the and the right doesn't.
00:57:00
And that's a big talking point for me for not being on the
00:57:04
left. So there we go.
00:57:06
Is that enough? Sure.
00:57:08
Is that enough? Tucker Carlson of of Putin Talk?
00:57:11
Do you have anything to add? Did you watch the interview?
00:57:17
As soon as we continue as. Soon as you hit the button,
00:57:19
you're like, oh, this isn't what I meant to click yeah out of
00:57:22
here. I pulled up.
00:57:23
I was like, I was looking at his stats for the year to see how
00:57:26
well he kicked. And I was like, that's not the
00:57:28
right guy. That was Justin Tucker.
00:57:31
Yeah, that was Justin Tucker. That's right.
00:57:34
So there we go. So, So I I thought it was good
00:57:37
to have a a, a, a conversation with Vladimir Putin.
00:57:40
And I hope everybody watches it when they get an opportunity.
00:57:43
Yeah, except for Trey. I'll watch it on my way home.
00:57:48
Please do. I'll.
00:57:49
I'll ask you about it tomorrow on the next show.
00:57:51
Yeah, we did it out of order tonight.
00:57:54
But let's go with our Tay Tay talk.
00:57:56
Are you ready for it? Let's.
00:57:57
Roll. If anybody hasn't noticed yet,
00:58:01
my girl is. You're in a Tay Tay sandwich
00:58:04
right now. I'm in a yeah, my both my
00:58:06
monitors have Tay Tay as our screensaver.
00:58:09
And I'm gonna do a different one every day because that's what
00:58:11
Swifties do. And I think next show, you
00:58:15
should join. You should do that.
00:58:16
The Swifty army. Yeah.
00:58:18
So Tay Tay, this is real quick. I promise.
00:58:23
Swear to God, I just just can't even.
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Taylor and Travis. There we go.
00:59:13
Thought it was TDA Travis. Turtles like that.
00:59:17
Yeah, I guess I could go either way.
00:59:19
And a tiny ring inspired by Kelsey's jersey present from his
00:59:23
mom, Donna. But one of the most accessible
00:59:25
aspects of the Superstars outfit was her on her legs.
00:59:30
Take it easy over there. Hello.
00:59:31
Swift wore her go to Sheartex, Modern Diamond Shear rip resist
00:59:36
tights on game day. Interesting.
00:59:41
So now what they're saying is for a while they were not
00:59:44
available anymore and Swifties were devastated.
00:59:47
And they're saying it's restocked.
00:59:49
And what's more is it's also on sale for 25% off, bringing the
00:59:54
price from $99.00 to $75. Should we get a pair for the
00:59:58
show 1 time? This is why I brought this up.
01:00:02
Each wear some tights. Let me just tell you, the
01:00:04
article went on to talk a lot more about clothing, but we're
01:00:07
not going to do that to you, thank God.
01:00:09
But I wanted to say that her favorite tights for game day are
01:00:13
back available. Checking Amazon now?
01:00:17
Elle magazine. You know Elle magazine.
01:00:19
No. Yes you do.
01:00:21
Is that Spanish for the magazine?
01:00:23
Yes, you've heard of LELLE Magazine.
01:00:28
You've heard of you. Shut up.
01:00:29
Fine if you really. Haven't we could talk about it
01:00:33
if you said. Yeah it's it's like a Cosmo.
01:00:36
It's like a it's it's a popular oh L oh there you go and click
01:00:41
there we go. The light bulb came on.
01:00:44
Elle magazine put out an article a few hours ago that said don't
01:00:50
worry, Taylor Swift will make it back in time for the Super Bowl.
01:00:54
OK. Trey, you and I did this story a
01:00:58
week ago. We did it's.
01:01:01
Just going to be released like, tomorrow.
01:01:03
But we did it a week ago, which means, what the fuck is Elle's
01:01:07
problem? And we gave the Japanese
01:01:11
embassy's statement on it. Elle.
01:01:13
Elle's just like, don't worry, she'll be fine.
01:01:15
So are we more efficient than Elle magazine?
01:01:20
Yeah, that's what I'm getting from this.
01:01:22
But the show's going to be out when?
01:01:24
After the Super Bowl. No, don't be out before the
01:01:26
Super Bowl. I kind of make sure that and
01:01:30
this one too. I should probably work all night
01:01:32
long. Shit, did you know that Kelsey's
01:01:36
favorite Taylor Swift song is called Anti Hero?
01:01:39
Anti hero, OK, are you seeing a few?
01:01:41
Bars. No, absolutely not.
01:01:42
I'm just, we're just giving you Ted Tay information.
01:01:45
Tidbits. He said it's 'cause he has to
01:01:47
hear it every day. I don't know why.
01:01:49
Is that her favorite? Does she sing it?
01:01:51
Do some of the kids sing it? I want to know what's what kind
01:01:55
of music is playing when they're doing it.
01:01:58
Yeah, I mean, what kind of what kind of ego do you have to
01:02:02
listen to your own music while doing household stuff?
01:02:06
I mean even just like talking. About sex.
01:02:08
Well, I know I I'm aware of everybody, what I'm talking
01:02:11
about. Everybody knows what you're
01:02:13
talking about. I'm just saying in general.
01:02:17
Think she listens to her music? Like if I had a number one album
01:02:21
when I listened to it while I was like sweeping the pool.
01:02:24
Or like, you know what I mean? Crank it up.
01:02:26
I don't know. You know?
01:02:30
So while they're doing it, it's just like Taylor.
01:02:33
I don't know. Does he have?
01:02:35
You think Travis is going from behind?
01:02:36
I'll shake it off or. Does or does or does Travis have
01:02:39
like a video of like one of his best games behind?
01:02:42
And she's and then. She's got her music and it's
01:02:45
just like they're just going OK. Look at me.
01:02:48
No, look at me. Swifties, you know.
01:02:51
This is what you know. This is what's happening.
01:02:55
Lastly, McCaffrey running back for the San Francisco 49ers.
01:03:00
She's going to play. Here's my fantasy football
01:03:02
running back. I like the guy.
01:03:04
He played for Stanford, one of the top running backs in the
01:03:09
league. And guess what color he is?
01:03:11
He's a white boy. White boy.
01:03:13
So he would probably be our starting running back.
01:03:15
I don't know who would be back up, but he would be our starting
01:03:18
running back. We've had about 12 fullbacks. 12
01:03:21
fullbacks. That's all we need.
01:03:23
Three blocking fullbacks. Five tight ends.
01:03:27
Mccaffrey's mom. Just to let you know,
01:03:31
Christiani, she's boycotting? No.
01:03:33
Her name is Lisa. Oh.
01:03:35
Yeah. Is boycotting Taylor Swift until
01:03:37
after the Super Bowl. She's not gonna listen to her
01:03:40
music. She claims she's a Swifty, but
01:03:42
she's not gonna listen to her. Music after the Super Bowl.
01:03:44
I just thought that was very important that everybody.
01:03:47
Had to know that. Everybody knew that.
01:03:48
Yeah. Good job, Lisa.
01:03:49
There's day day talk for the night.
01:03:51
I like it. Simple.
01:03:53
Easy. But all of these articles, these
01:03:56
are articles were written within the last like four or five
01:03:59
hours. That's crazy.
01:04:03
Who? I mean her favorite tights.
01:04:06
Really are back in stock. Did they say where you can go
01:04:09
buy them? No, we didn't.
01:04:11
How? How?
01:04:12
We just take advantage of 25% off.
01:04:14
If we don't know where to go, buy them.
01:04:16
I'm pretty sure it's 25% off anywhere.
01:04:18
So like target, can we go to target?
01:04:20
I don't think she's probably a target.
01:04:22
No. How about we research after the
01:04:24
show? OK, I don't want people to get
01:04:26
the wrong ideas. Send me the Amazon link.
01:04:31
All right, let's do training topics at end the show.
01:04:33
OK, this was a fun one. I've laughed a lot tonight.
01:04:39
Joe and Donald, high diving. That's greatness staring cock.
01:04:47
Anyway, Great. OK, let's do training.
01:04:50
I can probably guess what a lot of these are gonna be trending.
01:04:55
Aaron Rodgers. Interesting and he he gave an
01:04:58
interview with Joe. I don't know if he went back on
01:05:00
Joe Rogan or not but he was interviewing and talking about
01:05:04
everything that he was in trouble for and you know he
01:05:08
could have done a few things differently and and but he's
01:05:10
going to make his own choice. FLOTUS.
01:05:15
Do you know what FLOTUS is politically?
01:05:18
The First Lady of the United States.
01:05:20
So that would be Jill Biden, who probably just got jackhammered.
01:05:23
I was about to say I thought that was something left in the
01:05:25
toilet earlier. Just when I thought I made it
01:05:31
bad. Jeff Sessions, who's a political
01:05:35
figure. He played on my baseball team.
01:05:36
He did. What position did he play?
01:05:38
He. Was a catcher.
01:05:39
He was a catcher, yeah, Sessions.
01:05:41
I remember that. Yeah, I think he's good
01:05:45
trending. Mama June.
01:05:47
Do you know what that is? Mama June.
01:05:48
Mama June. Yeah.
01:05:50
Sounds like a syrup. She's a hefty woman.
01:05:53
Yeah, she sounds hefty. Mama.
01:05:55
June President Biden. President Biden, I wonder.
01:05:59
What? He's trending ever since we
01:06:00
talked about this Decathlon. Yeah.
01:06:04
Oh, trending. Move to Russia.
01:06:06
Oh, well, that's interesting. What could that be?
01:06:11
Is everybody, like, yelling at Tucker?
01:06:12
Like move to Russia? Maybe.
01:06:15
Kennedy, which could be the the current Kennedy who's
01:06:19
independent now? There's a wrestler named Mr.
01:06:21
Kennedy. He was also a president and a
01:06:24
lot of politicians in that family named Kennedy.
01:06:26
But. And he was a wrestler too.
01:06:27
It's a wrestler name. Who's the wrestler?
01:06:29
It's the. So it's the Von Erichs and the
01:06:31
Kennedys. And the Kennedys.
01:06:32
So it was just one Kennedy. Oh, OK Oh, OK. 11th Circuit is
01:06:36
still trending. 11th Circuit. I think that's something.
01:06:39
I'm to the 10th Circuit. I don't know.
01:06:40
I think this is, I hate to say, shit sometimes because I'm like,
01:06:46
people are gonna be like these guys are idiots.
01:06:49
But I think it has something to do with the courts 11th.
01:06:51
Circuit. Is it like basketball courts?
01:06:53
No, no. Like courts, like law.
01:06:57
Law the. Law courts.
01:06:59
The ones where you go in and they have a judge and shit.
01:07:01
Oh, OK, Cleveland is trending. Cleveland OK, do.
01:07:06
You know what, Cleveland? It's a city, Dre.
01:07:11
Oh, that's Cleveland, Selma Blair, Selma Blair.
01:07:14
OK, I haven't heard about her in a while.
01:07:16
I dated her in junior high. You did.
01:07:18
She went to your junior high. She touched.
01:07:20
She touched me in my no, no places.
01:07:23
Was that your first experience? Selma Blair?
01:07:27
Oh, Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania.
01:07:29
That's where she touched me. In political figures, you don't
01:07:33
lie. You didn't go to junior high in
01:07:34
Pennsylvania. I didn't know.
01:07:37
Oh, trending dementia. Dementia.
01:07:42
I wonder who that's about. Where am I at?
01:07:45
Nina's bite. Yeah, it's gotta be right.
01:07:48
And then the DNC, which is Democratic National Convention.
01:07:53
What Democratic National? Oh, gotcha.
01:07:57
So anything catch your fancy out of those before we wrap it up
01:08:01
you? Don't think dementia would be,
01:08:03
yeah. Let's let's look at that real
01:08:05
quick. I mean, I well, what's happened
01:08:11
is that there were some that he said something today and I don't
01:08:14
know exactly what it was. So I'm not going to pretend that
01:08:18
I know I remember. But everybody when you look on
01:08:21
social media was yelling at each other.
01:08:24
The Democrats were like, oh, what if we said that, that Trump
01:08:29
lost his memory and I kind of said, well, it's apples and
01:08:32
oranges because it's it's not the case.
01:08:34
Like Joe actually looks like that's happening.
01:08:37
Yeah. And so there was something he
01:08:40
did today. And everything that I'm seeing,
01:08:44
when you look up dementia is Joe Biden.
01:08:47
There's. Mama June.
01:08:48
There's a flag that says fuck Biden, OK, Oh my God, this is
01:08:53
scary. If we get it rid of dementia,
01:08:55
Joe, we'll end up with this lunatic, which is a Kamala.
01:09:00
So this dementia is all about Joe Biden?
01:09:02
All about Joe, OK. Who would have thunk?
01:09:08
President of the United States is trending as dementia.
01:09:12
So should we do like one of those match games on the
01:09:15
Decathlon? Well, he had no chance.
01:09:18
He can't. It's like, I mean, that's what.
01:09:22
Is this called again? It's like putting a special Ed
01:09:24
kid in a in an Olympic event. Like a window licking or.
01:09:31
Something. Yeah.
01:09:33
What was the one you went at? Mama June.
01:09:34
Let's see what Mama June is real quick and then we'll wrap this
01:09:37
shit up. Mama June Twitter account follow
01:09:42
da da da. I'm gonna tell my kid she's a
01:09:47
big girl. And that's it.
01:09:52
Yeah, I mean, really. She got married?
01:09:55
Who is this? I don't know who this is.
01:09:58
Mama June from Hot Returns this May called Wet TV.
01:10:04
Oh. She's a big girl.
01:10:07
This must be some sort of influencer on Tiktok named Mama
01:10:11
June. And I'm just gonna let you.
01:10:13
I'm just gonna let people know. If you're not a fan of big
01:10:18
girls, then you do probably. You probably don't want to go to
01:10:21
the to her page. I think she started out cuz she
01:10:23
had a little girl that they did and one of those Little Miss
01:10:27
pageants were the little child pageants.
01:10:29
I think that's. Her.
01:10:30
She became famous and now she's been in a lot of real time TV.
01:10:37
Nice. That's what it's called.
01:10:38
But reality reality TV? Yeah, so.
01:10:42
I'm forced to watch that on Bravo.
01:10:43
Yeah, my wife. I've been watching a lot of the
01:10:45
MTV challenge shows lately, so. I can't believe there's an MTV.
01:10:50
I haven't seen a music video in 20 years.
01:10:53
Yeah. No, When I was a kid, it was
01:10:55
amazing. Top Ten Countdown with Adam
01:10:57
Curry, if you remember that guy. Yeah, it was like all
01:10:59
Rock'n'roll Hair Bands. Some they were talking about on
01:11:03
the on the radio of the day that it was it YouTube YouTube came
01:11:07
around because of MTV or spy really MTV.
01:11:10
Something like that. I'll.
01:11:11
Have to I wonder which one it was.
01:11:13
Yeah, facts straight. Next time.
01:11:14
Look, MTV had a lot of power and and they had ended up having a
01:11:18
lot of shows that success was it Real World MTV and they did the
01:11:22
countdown and and it became boy bandy and things like that.
01:11:26
But it was still pretty powerful.
01:11:28
But I mean, back in the day, I mean it was literally a top.
01:11:31
You do the top 20 count then or something.
01:11:32
It was Aerosmith and Winger and and Guns and Roses and all that.
01:11:37
And it was just all rock. And there was a shift and in the
01:11:42
early to mid 90s where it became hip hop and God, you're half the
01:11:48
reason, huh? As I hit our button out with the
01:11:51
music, God, I think maybe that's why I'm delaying talking because
01:11:57
I'm afraid to hit that button. But anyway, good night, Tay Tay.
01:12:03
Good night, Tay Tay. Say good night to Tay, Tay.
01:12:06
Good night, Tay, Tay. This was a great show and we'll
01:12:09
catch up with you guys on the on the next one later.
01:12:12
Love you. No eye is here, just the facts
01:12:31
and the fair. We look at both sides to our
01:12:32
best to compare in this podcast realm where we compromise.
01:12:35
Balance is key and the facts don't lie.
01:12:37
Stay in the great work perspective than the twine We
01:12:39
seek the truth and the Gray we define.
01:12:41
And this podcast journey minds Open wide shapes the truth on
01:12:44
this abortion rat. Fuck yeah, dude.
01:12:51
Does he go again? No.
01:12:57
OK, What do you have to say tonight?
01:12:58
I was going to say, Do you think, Do you think Biden would
01:13:01
let Tucker jump in on that jackhammer?
01:13:06
No, they would do the Eiffel Tower.
01:13:08
OK. With Jill.
01:13:10
Come on, you got to you got to think outside the box, Dre,
01:13:14
Eiffel Tower. I'm not trying that with you, by
01:13:22
the way. Never say never.
01:13:28
Never. I love you guys Later.