PETA Emails the Show, Taylor Swift & Biden, and Is Switzerland Legalizing Cocaine?
Stay in the Fray PodcastJanuary 10, 2024x
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PETA Emails the Show, Taylor Swift & Biden, and Is Switzerland Legalizing Cocaine?

This episode of Stay in the Gray has it all: PETA reaches out directly, Taylor Swift’s politics heat up, and yes—you read that right—Switzerland might legalize cocaine. Ryan and Trey hit trending headlines from Jimmy Kimmel to Epstein Island, unpack a wild new global warming theory, and debate whether Taylor Swift is actually hot or just hyped.

Plus: Butthurt comments, awkward relationship advice, and Keanu Reeves enters the chat.

🔥 On This Week’s Show:

  • Switzerland considers legalizing cocaine

  • Ryan picks a surprise book off the shelf for Trey

  • Butthurt Comments return—this time it’s over a Chiefs superfan and Tay Tay again

  • Nicole from PETA emails the show—what now?

  • Trending Topics: Epstein Island, Jimmy Kimmel, Aaron Rodgers’ latest controversy

  • Nick Freitas calls out Taylor Swift for endorsing Joe Biden—Ryan and Trey react

  • Is Taylor Swift actually hot? A surprisingly deep (and dumb) question

  • Japan earthquake and plane crash—are they connected?

  • A new global warming theory you won’t believe

  • Keanu Reeves + Winona Ryder: fake marriage or real feelings?

  • Awareness of Self-Awareness: Trey gets real about relationship advice, plus some airplane etiquette everyone should hear


📌 Chapters (Condensed):
00:00 – Intro: Cocaine in Switzerland & Book Pick
05:28 – Butthurt Comments: Chiefs Kid & Tay Tay
13:50 – PETA Emails the Show
25:00 – Trending: Epstein, Kimmel, Rodgers
33:20 – Nick Freitas: Taylor Swift + Biden
37:45 – Is Taylor Swift Hot?
39:25 – Japan Earthquake + Plane Crash
46:36 – New Global Warming Theory
52:45 – Keanu Reeves & Winona Ryder
57:45 – Awareness of Self-Awareness: Planes & Relationships



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None. Hey everybody.

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Did you know that Switzerland? Didn't even get the music all

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the way down. OK, go ahead.

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Don't interrupt me. You know that Switzerland is

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considering legalizing cocaine for recreational.

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Use. No way we're going there.

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We're gonna try the Switzerland. Well, I've been meaning to go to

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Switzerland, but OK, give me more that why.

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It just and and of course the first comment is what could go

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wrong, it says. And also, tourism is about to go

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crazy in Switzerland. What do you think?

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What's already big? This was, this was an

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interesting comment. So this gentleman said

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recreational use question mark. I know I've been out of the coke

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scene for a while, but how are people using it?

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That's not recreational. That's a good, that's a great

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point. Is it good for is it medicinal?

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Yeah. Are are people using it to make

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their whites whiter in the water?

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Will they be selling it over the counter at 7:00?

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11 Is there another condition that somebody has where you

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need? The doctor says.

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You know what? I'm gonna prescribe you some

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cocaine. So yeah, I thought that was kind

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of funny. OK, well, you know what?

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I would love Switzerland to be on the World Tour because I

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that's on my bucket list. Switzerland would be fun.

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There are like 5 and that's on my wife's too, so I guess we

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have to bring her but. Is there a warm time of year?

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There. Yeah.

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You know, it's not always cold. You, we you get up into the

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mountains. There's like 2 weeks.

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They're. Valleys too.

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OK, I think. I don't know what you don't

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know. No.

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You sounded like you. Knew I did.

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I I tried. That's what we do.

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The, the, the entire. Show can I can I ask you a quick

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question? Sure, Trey.

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We didn't write this down, so hopefully you don't get mad at

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me, but today I was looking at all your books.

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Today I was curious. Oh yeah, it's my little library.

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If you were going to tell me to read one book, which would it?

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Be well my favorite book is Brave New World.

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Brave new world. Yes, Aldous Huxley.

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Aldous. Aldous Huxley is the name of the

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author. He wrote it.

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He wrote it a very long time ago, and it was about the future

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and it was his inferences about what society was going to

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become. And he had a lot of stuff that

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was really close like this was. He wrote it in like 1929, and he

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was talking about test tube babies and things like that back

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then that were unheard of. And now some of this stuff's

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starting to kind of drugs to control the masses like.

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How long? How long is the book, Ray?

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It's not that long, Trey. If I tell you 40 pages, that

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will make you read it. I could read 40 pages.

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How about? 240 pages.

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That's a lot of pages, OK. Can I color on any of?

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Them. So how about let me look at my

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young adult section. I'm like, you know what?

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There may be some children's books over there.

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I think you know what I did? I bought a some Doctor Seuss

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books. How about that?

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I bought them because do you remember when everybody got

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crazy and they were like trying to cancel Doctor Seuss because

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they thought it was racist or some bullshit?

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Even though he was like a hardcore liberal I bought, I

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went and bought them because they were talking about banning

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it. So I bought a few of them for my

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kids and before I had kids. How about that?

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That's interesting. Good job.

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So I will I will change my answer.

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To doctor. Seuss, For your sake.

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To Doctor Seuss. You're an asshole.

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But if you ever get the balls, you can read a 200 page book I.

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Probably do 200. Page maybe 3 but two or between

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2:00 and 3:00. Anyway, it keeps going up.

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Yeah, let's go to Switzerland. Fuck yeah, why not?

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Have you done coke, Trey? Coca-Cola?

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You don't have to answer that question.

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I don't think you've done pencil shavings.

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The only thing I've done is pain pills, which.

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Are amazing. Well, you know, muscle

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relaxation. Argue that I had love it.

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Had some back issues. This last case people have not

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realized we've not had a show. We we're slowing up a little bit

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because of the holidays and and vacation.

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I had a back thing, dude, a little back spasm.

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And I got some, some, it's called Old age.

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Yeah, I got some, some not painkillers but like some stuff

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that was muscle relaxing. So great stuff.

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And it's just like I looked forward to going to bed so I

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could take it and lay and just lay there and all of a sudden

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you're in like, anyway, I. Love that stuff.

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So yeah, welcome back everybody. I hope everybody had a great

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Christmas and a Happy New Year. We were all over the place,

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weren't we Trey Little? Bit.

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We won't talk about some of your football, some good, some bad

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football football, but I do want to go ahead and and let's just

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get straight to the butthurt comments I love.

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It. I like this.

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I've got 2 this week because, you know, it's been a while.

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Like I said, since we've had a show, so let's let's give it

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two. What do you think?

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I'm still on this kid. I'm not on this kid.

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I'm still talking about this kid the that went to the Chiefs game

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dressed in all, you know, in his head, in his headdress.

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We've talked, we've talked about it maybe three shows.

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So people are probably like, oh, here we go again.

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But I got a comment and it's just kind of like most people

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agreed with us, You know, one of them was nice.

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It was like he's, you know, he's actually also Native American.

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So you guys are saying he's even more valid because he's not

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doing anything wrong. He's being himself, technically,

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Technically, not like he wears at the schooler.

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We don't know that. We don't know that, but this.

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Then I get this, this chick that comes on, I'm sure they love

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being called chicks, but and she says, oh, just give it a break.

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You get a couple idiots out of 350 million people and you

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morons make a podcast about it. We made We made the pockets just

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for that. This is going to be the era of

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overreaction to a vocal minority.

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Approximately 6 people had a problem with the kid out of 400

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million in Canada and the US. All right.

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Approximately how many six people?

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Well, that was my question is how does this person know that

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it was only six? Had a problem with it.

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I get, I get the sarcasm there. I'm able to kind of read through

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that. What I'd like to know is why she

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thinks we made a podcast just for the about this kid.

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Yeah, we've done. Plenty of dumbass stories.

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This is our 60th episode, right? Did you know that?

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I didn't. So for you at Twisted under

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score Joke, which is the name, we didn't make it for this.

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We just talked about it. It was a story that was written

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and I don't care if it's six people or if it's ten people.

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We thought it was fucked up. Yeah, and it's our show.

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So little side note. Side note I I finally caught

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this this what basically this commercial it's about Sunday

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Ticket have you seen this one where there's a.

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Explain what Sunday Ticket is. Sunday Ticket is a a provider

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that shows all the football games basically.

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Our, our Bangladesh listeners don't know what the fuck that

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is. I need to explain it.

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So it's all the NFL National Football League games.

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You can get every game. American Football League, there

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we go. There we go.

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So anyway, so they were doing a commercial over the weekend and

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it had a Saints fan in a bus filled with the Vikings fans.

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These Viking fans had yellow paint, purple paint, basically

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blonde. What are those called?

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Dread. Not dreads, but braided hair

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coming down and stuff like that. So why?

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Why is that a? Tell you what, I'm offended at

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you just talking about it. Yeah, no, But that's my point.

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That's my point. It's because no one, no Vikings

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wanna play victim. Other people wanna play victim.

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And I don't get it. I don't.

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I I mean, whatever. It's the it's the hip.

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Which is probably gonna be chastised, too.

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The hip thing to do, the cool thing to do, is to play a victim

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these days. And the Native Americans feel

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like they have a right to play it, and black people feel like

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they have a right to play it. And that's why everything you

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talk about with race and Native Americans, which is kind of the

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same thing. But you know what I'm saying?

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Something about that is is is going to caught is going to stir

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the pot. So this chick gets on here and

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thinks she's being clever. By the way we're morons by the

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way morons make a podcast about it.

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Well, we didn't make a podcast about it.

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We made a podcast and we decided to talk about it.

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And I just thought that was funny.

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So I mean and I and I responded and I was pretty I was pretty

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classy about it. I said I wish you were right

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that only six people thought this.

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That's just not the case. Blah, blah, blah, blah.

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Even if it was six I would call them out, et cetera, et cetera.

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I mean, I, I it was still a story.

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It was written by a professional writer for a publication, right,

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That is sent out to more than six people.

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It's like 20 people or something.

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And so just because, yeah, 15, they had a good, they had a slow

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month. What number would make it

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significant for her for? Her just to to argue, I mean.

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But how do we literally know? I mean, I don't know.

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I mean for. 28. Yeah, I'm pretty sure hundreds

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of people would be enough, even though I bet it was thousands.

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They we. Then we're allowed to how many?

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People watch. How many people watch NFL

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football games every week? Oh, millions.

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Millions. So guess what?

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It's not just six people that have a problem with this, you

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dumb shit. We love you.

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By the way, thanks for tuning in.

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Thanks for listening. I hope you I hope you subscribe

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to our channel because we're trying to get more subscribers

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every day. I like it.

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The second one this is she's butt her but she's not like it's

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kind of funny because I want her to elaborate and I asked her to

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and she hasn't yet and I want to know what she's talking about.

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This was in regards to Tay Tay, to Taylor and her getting booed

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and how we, you know, we've I've put out a lot of short videos

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about her because they're just out there, right?

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And people care. I mean the we get so many views

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on these Taylor Swift shorts and reels that why would I not, why

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would we not talk about her, right.

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In fact, I got one other thing that I am going to talk about.

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Tay. Tay, look, I wonder.

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If she What's our girl? American football before she

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started dating Kelsey. Or I wonder if she checks out.

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Stay in the Great podcast. Yeah, probably not.

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Wouldn't that be something? I wonder if any of her old

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boyfriends do? Oh.

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I'm pondering as I take a sip of my Scotch.

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That would be wouldn't it be great if we got a ex-boyfriend

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call in. I got all the There we go baby.

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So this lady says I love how all of you men are intimidated by a

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pop singer. Pathetic with a bunch of laugh

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faces. Are you intimidated by Taylor

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Swift? I.

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Don't think I'm intimidated. And that's what I put, I said.

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I said Ha ha. I gotta hear this.

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I'm not saying you're wrong, but please, oh, please elaborate on

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the word. Intimidated.

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Or did you mean annoyed by Taylor?

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She. Probably just misspelled

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annoyed. I intimidated.

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I don't know about. Intimidated.

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Intimidated. I don't think it's the right

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word. I mean, we're talking about her.

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She's. I mean, that's not intimidation.

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That's just like we're talking about her.

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And I I even did a bit about how much I appreciated her musical

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ability. If you remember that I I Do you

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remember what I said 2 minutes ago?

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No, I I did a thing where I talked about how she played her

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own music and she wasn't before she was the pop star.

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She was actually pretty talented.

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And not that she's not now, but you know what I mean.

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Then she wrote her own songs and she she was, she was, she's

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talented. She has the ability to play

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instruments and do all that and I appreciate that.

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She doesn't lip sync and like and do dance.

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Is she not the people she does now because she's a pop star?

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Oh, OK. That's what I said.

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They got a hold of her anyway. What was that gesture?

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That was extra dramatic. Who gives a shit gesture Gotcha.

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This lady at D Baldwin 29264 hashtag *.

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You know what, LMNOP? Please give me an answer on how

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we're intimidated. I'm not saying you're wrong.

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I just need to be. I need to be specified, be

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informed. I need to.

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I need you to teach us. Trey and I are always willing to

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learn, hence the name of our show.

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Is that right, Trey? About what I'm not trying to

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learn. Shit, no, we're not trying to

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learn. So those are the butter commas.

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The wig. I like it.

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That's funny. I can't.

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I can't wait. I wanted to get through that

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because of this. What's?

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That we may have hit kind of our our this is our goal.

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We may just stop now. Oh yeah, we're done.

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We have been contacted. You know what I'm gonna say?

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You know what I'm gonna talk about, don't you?

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Now, 'cause we both got this e-mail.

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Yes, I didn't even know we had e-mail addresses.

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Trey finally checked his e-mail after one year.

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I said, Trey, our dues, our our e-mail dues are coming up and he

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goes, I have an e-mail address, so we both got, we both got the

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same e-mail and guess what it was from a PITA representative.

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Yes, it was. And you know, Trey and I do.

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If you listen to this show, we do a lot of stories about

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animals, whether it's a pack of dogs killing their owner or

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wolves and wolf howling women or.

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A pet hippo. A pet hippopotamus, or the

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orcas. The orcas.

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Gotta love the orcas. Look, I was in Cabo last weekend

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and I looked out of that ocean and I was like, I'm not going

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near that shit at all. I did see a humpback whale jump,

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which would be cool. Yeah.

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Anyway, so this woman, and I won't say her last name just

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because I don't know if she wants me to, and she's very

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nice, but her name is Nicole. So aren't we allowed to call her

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Nikki now, since she's a friend of?

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The show? Well, she's officially become

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our friend, and I don't know if she wanted to become our friend,

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but guess what? She's our friend now.

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Nikki, you are our friend. Yeah, you just let us know if

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you prefer an I at the end or AY.

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Yeah, AY is usually dudes, right?

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No, I don't. Know, but the I is usually the

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naughty ones. So it's I, Nicole with an I

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thank you for emailing us and she wanted to clarify and this

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is fantastic for anybody that hasn't listened to the last

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couple. I forget which one it was.

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Trey and I did a story about a fucking monkey that that took a

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that took a selfie. You remember this.

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You remember that but you don't remember what I said.

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I do remember that and and PETA got all mad and they they

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actually filed A lawsuit so that the guy couldn't make money off

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the selfie since the monkey actually took it.

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And it's not a secret that Trey and I like to laugh and make

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light of things. This wasn't a serious story

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where we were either angry at PETA or not angry at PETA.

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We just were. We just told you the story and

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somehow Trey, I'm going to read this to you and she said I

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could. I talked to Nikki and she said

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hi Ryan and Trey. We caught your conversation

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about Peta's Monkey Selfie lawsuit, and Monkey Selfie is in

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quotes. So bafflingly.

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And we'd like to send over some additional information about

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this landmark case. OK, First off, fuck yeah dude,

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PETA just emailed us. They caught they caught wind of

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it. How?

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I mean, I guess it could have been a hashtag, but I'd like to

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believe it's just because guess what word is spreading about

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these two Dipshits Podcast. So this.

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OK, she goes on to say this lawsuit had two aims to ensure

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that proceeds from the photo. Naruto, who's the monkey by the

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way, took wit to protecting the disappearing habitat and

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population of critically endangered crested macaques,

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which apparently is the type of something like that, which are

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like him, which which is the type of monkey.

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And to give the court the opportunity to, for the first

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time in history, first time in history, tray, to declare an

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animal the owner of property rather than a piece of property,

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that's that's look, Nikki, that's deep.

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All right, big case. We're not done yet, but go

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ahead. Who was this taken on?

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A phone or a camera? I'm curious.

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I don't know why I didn't. Maybe.

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I asked during the show. Can you take a selfie on a

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camera or is that just reserved for a phone?

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I don't know. I've taken a selfie with a

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camera before. I'm just curious though if the

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camera or the the phone didn't belong to the monkey.

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Well, no, he doesn't own the that's the point.

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That's why I'm I'm so. Technically, stole.

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Do not doubt Nikki. The device does that not come

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into play? Yeah.

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Technically, yeah, maybe we should.

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Ask. We need to follow up with Nikki

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about that. OK, go ahead.

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Sorry, she goes on. The case sparked a massive

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international discussion. Sorry, Nikki, I'm not lappy

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about the need to extend fundamental rights to animals

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for their own sake. I I'm not trying to laugh.

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Nikki. I promise.

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What? Happens when this monkey gets

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all this money. Does this monkey?

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Care does this monkey give a fuck?

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And we're not done. And when it was settled, the

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wildlife photographer whose camera Naruto used camera to

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take the photographs agreed to donate 25% of future gross

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revenue. So 36 dollars from using or

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selling the photos to charities dedicated to protecting the

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welfare and habitat of Naruto and other Christian macaws

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Macaws in Indonesia. I hope this additional context

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helps explain why PETA pursued this case.

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If you'd like any further info or just to hang out, No I'm

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kidding. Information about this or any

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other animal, please don't hesitate to contact us.

00:19:21
I think this is great. We have a doorway to PETA

00:19:24
directly and as a show, Trey, that does many a story about

00:19:31
animals, because we do care about animals and and and I and

00:19:35
for five seconds I'll be completely serious.

00:19:37
I do love. I I do love animals, man.

00:19:39
I'm not. I don't.

00:19:40
I don't like the trophy hunting. I don't like that bullshit.

00:19:43
I'm with my beloved Annika over in Norway and her wolves.

00:19:48
I I appreciate animals. I'm a little intimidated by some

00:19:52
of them. In fact, Trey just pointed out

00:19:54
that there's a fucking Opossum outside my window and I'm a

00:19:58
little like, OK, I'm not gonna go out there for six days, but I

00:20:03
love animals and I think it's kind of cool that if we do a

00:20:08
story and PETA. I'm still a little upset about

00:20:13
the fact that monkey stole the camera, took a selfie of

00:20:15
himself. What?

00:20:17
What happens if the guy never got his camera back?

00:20:19
Can he sue the monkey for stealing his camera?

00:20:21
Oh, he. Got the camera back.

00:20:23
That's the point. What if the monkey drops the

00:20:25
camera and breaks the camera? Is he allowed to see the that's

00:20:28
true? I would think it's now fair

00:20:31
game. It's all fair play.

00:20:32
It's fair game. Now if you're saying that they

00:20:35
need to be. They're not a piece of property

00:20:37
they need, they need to be the owner of property.

00:20:41
If he steals the camera and breaks it, it's on him, right?

00:20:45
I don't know. I mean, I don't know what

00:20:46
they're gonna get from. Him either.

00:20:47
This would be some shit but. Honestly, I Is this guy really

00:20:50
gonna be selling this, or is he just gonna show?

00:20:53
Us that was my point. I mean, what's what?

00:20:55
What is 25%? Of what?

00:20:59
36 He's like it's about 36 bucks.

00:21:01
How are they gonna be able to find out he sold it?

00:21:03
I don't know that that's that's my point.

00:21:05
Is it the honor system? I don't want to insult Nikki

00:21:10
because she took the time to do this and I really, honestly,

00:21:14
deep down and I know you agree with me, appreciate that she

00:21:16
did. She reached out, which is what

00:21:18
we've. Always cool, yeah.

00:21:19
We've always asked people to do that for us.

00:21:22
If you listen and you hear something and you know more than

00:21:24
we do, which pretty much everybody, every case, then then

00:21:29
reach out and talk to us about it.

00:21:31
And I think you know, Nikki, you just opened a doorway to us

00:21:36
wanting you to come on the show. That would be awesome.

00:21:38
And we'll talk about PETA. I mean, I'm.

00:21:39
I'm fascinated by it. I mean, they they don't miss a

00:21:42
thing, do they? It's.

00:21:43
Just that she didn't call us morons.

00:21:46
That's true. Wouldn't that be funny if PETA

00:21:49
immediately said you dumb? Basing your Getting a podcast

00:21:54
together just so you can talk about monkeys and their rights

00:21:57
to take a selfie. But having, having having PETA,

00:22:03
at least at least acknowledging us, it's it's cool because we do

00:22:07
stories about animals. And guess what?

00:22:09
I might not. I might think you guys are a

00:22:11
little bit over the top at times, but maybe maybe I'll

00:22:16
learn something as well. What do you think?

00:22:17
I'm I'm up for listening to this, yes.

00:22:20
All right, Nikki, we'll be in touch.

00:22:21
Having open an open mind. I want to know what Nikki thinks

00:22:26
about like the hippo eating his owner.

00:22:30
I'm starting to worry about the picture I took with the Koala

00:22:33
and I post them on Facebook. Tell me more.

00:22:36
Tell me more. It was just in Australia.

00:22:38
In Australia, you took a picture of a koala.

00:22:40
You You took the picture, though.

00:22:42
No, I didn't take the picture. The koala did.

00:22:47
I can either. Confirm the Koala's like, no,

00:22:52
that angle sucks, bitch. Let's try this.

00:22:56
OK, but but I think that's the point is that this monkey

00:23:00
actually took the camera. That is pretty cool though.

00:23:02
That's pretty cool. That's a great story, at least.

00:23:04
It's cool to have Nikki on board and watch watch that be her like

00:23:09
lifelong pet peeve as it be called Nikki, Nikki, Nikki

00:23:13
Nicole from PETA. Thank you for reaching out and

00:23:16
and honestly, hopefully we'll be in touch soon.

00:23:18
Absolutely. This is funny.

00:23:21
How about this, Trey? Somebody said the following a

00:23:24
year as we know it should have 13 months. 13 months, OK.

00:23:29
OK, if we had 13 months instead of 12, every month would be

00:23:35
exactly 28 days. The first would always be a

00:23:38
Monday and the 28th would always be a Sunday.

00:23:43
What do you think about that? That's wild.

00:23:45
Instead, I mean everything else is this is a cluster in the way

00:23:47
we do it now? Just add make it 13 instead of

00:23:50
12. Yeah, 'cause how come February,

00:23:52
which I think this is a leap year this year, isn't?

00:23:54
It. I think it might be but like it

00:23:56
makes no sense. But apparently this was the

00:23:58
solution. I don't know how that I did.

00:24:01
I did not take the time to do the math.

00:24:04
I trusted this source. Britain Green Hole, whoever the

00:24:06
hell this person is. I like the idea what what would

00:24:09
the 13 month be called? That would.

00:24:11
That is what intrigued me. So something should we go with?

00:24:15
Should we stay with Ember or should we do something randomly?

00:24:18
Stay in the Gray. Ember.

00:24:21
No. Trey.

00:24:22
Ember. Trey Ember.

00:24:23
Trey. Ember.

00:24:25
No. OK, moving on.

00:24:27
OK. I just thought that was funny,

00:24:29
right? That is crazy.

00:24:31
I have to do the math later. Yeah, do.

00:24:32
Yeah. No, I seriously do the math.

00:24:35
We won't. 13 months, we won't 8 days.

00:24:37
We're not gonna do the math, Trey.

00:24:39
But all right, here we go. We're clicking refresh on as I

00:24:43
just saw the score. I didn't want to see.

00:24:46
That's fine. Good or bad?

00:24:48
Not great, but not bad. Well, there's still a chance for

00:24:53
sports train. I try not to find out scores

00:24:56
sometimes, and it doesn't always happen that way.

00:24:59
OK, so here we go. Trending.

00:25:01
What do you think? Trending.

00:25:04
Epstein client list. I don't know enough about this,

00:25:07
and I'm staying away. Politics.

00:25:10
Melania the beautiful. Melania Trump.

00:25:13
Melania, OK. Poor Jimmy.

00:25:18
Poor Jimmy. OK, I wonder.

00:25:19
What that could be refers to? Just keep the ones you think

00:25:22
that might you might want to Athena.

00:25:26
That's entertainment. The century.

00:25:29
Is that like a show or something?

00:25:31
Century. Yeah.

00:25:31
Ted. Ted Nugent, who pissed a lot of

00:25:33
people off. Zatima, do you know what Zatima

00:25:37
is? OK, moving on. 5th Circuit is

00:25:42
politics. I don't know what the hell that

00:25:45
is. Kimmel, which might be poor

00:25:48
Jimmy. So maybe something happened to

00:25:49
Kim? Yeah, there we go.

00:25:52
And he's also trending with Aaron Rodgers and the Epstein

00:25:54
client list together. OK, Doe One O 7.

00:26:04
No idea what that is. UTSA and sports.

00:26:07
So maybe something happened with the University of Texas, San

00:26:09
Antonio political Epstein's and Marvel in the entertainment.

00:26:15
I kind of, I kind of want to know the Epstein list.

00:26:17
Yeah, the Epstein client list and and Jim and Kimmel that's

00:26:21
under Kimmel. So let's click on that and let's

00:26:24
talk about that. First off, I'm not a big Jimmy

00:26:26
Kimmel fan. We talked about him before.

00:26:28
I think he went overboard and he's a hypocrite.

00:26:31
I think you can't do 10 years or whatever of comedy and the man

00:26:36
show and then start chatting. The man show, Yeah.

00:26:39
And it was, and it was fantastic.

00:26:41
And he's, he was great. And he's great at what he does

00:26:43
now until he starts acting like he's high and mighty on this

00:26:47
liberal little jerk, little roller coaster thing that he's

00:26:51
on. And so I'm trying to see here

00:26:56
and and and again, you know, we do this, we're doing this kind

00:27:01
of on the show. And that's why it's kind of

00:27:03
funny, 'cause we don't know what the Hell's going on.

00:27:05
Oh, here we go. This is, I think I talked about

00:27:07
this Jimmy Kimmel, but apparently he's now being called

00:27:11
out again for doing blackface on the Man show.

00:27:13
You can see it from there. I can, yeah.

00:27:16
And he was being Karl Malone, and he used to do it great.

00:27:19
You know, I'm Karl Malone. Karl Malone.

00:27:21
And that's the way Karl talked. It wasn't.

00:27:24
And that's Jimmy Kimmel. Look me.

00:27:26
Wow. That's Jimmy Kimmel.

00:27:27
Full blackface. What year was that?

00:27:31
God, he did it. Maybe back in the late 90s may

00:27:33
I'll look, but he did. Full body black He didn't.

00:27:39
Get destroyed then for. That well, no, because back then

00:27:42
no one was anal about it. It wasn't that big a deal.

00:27:45
But he used to think of anal. No, I'm just.

00:27:48
Kidding. I'm sorry I did you like one of

00:27:49
your one of your your trigger words over there.

00:27:53
Sorry. But so the so I think they're

00:27:56
calling him out talking about vaccine and he's on he's now.

00:28:01
They added him to the Epstein list of people who used to go

00:28:05
party with Epstein, and that's why it's poor Jimmy so.

00:28:09
Why is it an issue we're thinking or you said maybe late

00:28:13
90s, give or take so? Look at him.

00:28:17
There's a video. There's a 20 years ago.

00:28:19
There's a video of him now going up to a woman who's randomly

00:28:22
looking through a telescope around me on what I'm assuming

00:28:26
is the New York River. And it it was him, like

00:28:29
pretending to grab her ass, pretending A sniffer.

00:28:31
And he's just being silly. But the bottom line is that he's

00:28:34
being hypocrite. Now he would, he would if

00:28:37
somebody did this, especially somebody against him

00:28:40
politically. He would.

00:28:43
He would do a whole monologue about how much they.

00:28:45
So he's is. So maybe I maybe I should have

00:28:48
paid attention. Is he blasting himself for

00:28:50
doing? No, no, no, no.

00:28:51
These other people now all of a well, now he's on the Epstein

00:28:53
list, apparently. Wow.

00:28:56
And so and and now other people are coming out saying it.

00:29:00
And then of course Aaron Rodgers has come out and said, oh, poor

00:29:03
Jim because he's on the opposite side.

00:29:07
And then like, anyway, we, we don't need to talk about it

00:29:15
apparently. And this is the last thing.

00:29:16
And then we'll move forward because I don't mean to be this

00:29:18
a lot. This had to be a long segment

00:29:20
because we don't know what we're talking about.

00:29:21
I just think, I just think it's funny to pull up a topic, a

00:29:27
trending topic. Should we just say that when we

00:29:29
start? The show, Yeah, we don't know

00:29:30
any of this. We're.

00:29:31
Not going to talk too long, 'cause we.

00:29:32
Don't know shit about it, but I think it's but.

00:29:36
But I do. I do think it is funny to pull

00:29:39
up trending topic and to kind of let go.

00:29:41
What the hell? Well, apparently this person

00:29:45
here says poor Jimmy the little bitch has been lying about Trump

00:29:48
for seven years and wants us to believe is bullshit.

00:29:51
Getting scared. What he's saying is now that

00:29:55
people are accusing him of being on the I hung out with Epstein

00:29:59
list, which is what he's always said about Trump.

00:30:03
Oh. And now they're going well.

00:30:05
You're a hypocrite. So.

00:30:06
Is it confirmed? That he Well, pretty much that's

00:30:09
why this is all coming out. Got you And so he's he's trying

00:30:12
to deny it. I have not met.

00:30:14
I have not done that a little while but everyone's saying well

00:30:16
we've got proof and and it's it's you know it's it's I I'm

00:30:23
laughing because I just I imagine him sitting at home just

00:30:26
like God, what the fuck do I do here.

00:30:29
I can't imagine being under that much spotlight but he doesn't do

00:30:33
it well. He lashes out he and and again I

00:30:37
don't like hypocrites. I've said it on probably 10 of

00:30:40
our sixty shows. I don't like hypocrites and

00:30:43
Jimmy Kimmel for as talented as he was.

00:30:46
And and I enjoyed his, his original show and I probably

00:30:49
would like his talk show if he wasn't a hypocrite that comes

00:30:53
out and says all these things and then it turns out that he

00:30:56
did them all. He's yelling.

00:30:57
He yelled at people for black face and then he did black body.

00:31:01
So if. He black body the whole his

00:31:03
whole body painted black. So if he if he would have came

00:31:07
out and just said hey it was poor judgement on my part, I

00:31:11
apologize and just left it at that.

00:31:13
You think it would have been less?

00:31:16
Yeah, well, I mean it would be it'd be easier.

00:31:18
I mean, I I'd respect him more. Yeah.

00:31:20
I think he's still claiming that, you know, his whole thing

00:31:23
is, well, it's a different time now.

00:31:25
Well, it doesn't matter. You're still yelling at people

00:31:27
for doing it back then, too. Donald Trump in the 80s is is

00:31:31
being yelled at for the way he's talked to women.

00:31:35
You did this not that long ago in perspective.

00:31:38
Yeah. So yeah, especially with the man

00:31:40
show. Wow.

00:31:42
What did we talk about at the end of every show?

00:31:44
It was just a bunch of chicks jumping on the boobs, flying

00:31:47
around. What did they do?

00:31:50
Saki Saki oi oi. And they drank beers and stuff

00:31:52
and it was a great show for guys and the in that demographic and

00:31:55
whatever. Because guess what?

00:31:57
I'm not butthurt over it. And women shouldn't be either.

00:32:00
And guess what? There are how many?

00:32:01
How many shows there? A bunch of women talking shit,

00:32:04
God, all the housewives and all the, you know, whatever.

00:32:08
So I just thought, so that's interesting.

00:32:09
So that's what we chose. We chose Kimmel.

00:32:11
We chose Epstein. And and who was the other one

00:32:13
that was that? Oh, that was Aaron Rodgers

00:32:16
talking shit. Anyway, I'm kind of lost.

00:32:23
Are you? Where are you at?

00:32:24
Are you at something? Are you going to talk about

00:32:26
something? No, we've got a a quote that you

00:32:28
were wanting to bring up. Yes, yes.

00:32:32
And I'm leaving this in. By the way.

00:32:34
Fuck you people, you try and edit a damn show.

00:32:38
Right I have. I have much respect for your

00:32:41
editing skills, right? Now I have to say I'm trying to

00:32:43
give. You props for that.

00:32:46
There are some that are great and they smooth the transitions

00:32:48
and the others that are, you're just like so obvious it's not

00:32:51
even funny. But but I'm trying.

00:32:54
We're trying to get the content out.

00:32:55
We're. Trying.

00:32:55
We're wearing different clothes. That little choppy.

00:33:02
Different hat. I did not mean what I just said

00:33:04
there. Oh, shit.

00:33:11
One's dark, one's light. We're in different chairs.

00:33:19
So I'm not, I'm not going to give this guy's exact quote

00:33:22
because it's not written. It's just him talking.

00:33:24
But this guy's name is Nick J Fritas.

00:33:28
I believe it's Fritas. It could be Fritas or whatever

00:33:31
FREITAS and he's. Is to be silent.

00:33:35
Looking guy. Big kind of rugged guy with a

00:33:38
beard. Not not a big beard.

00:33:39
Good beard, Solid beard. Solid beard.

00:33:43
And he and he and he sits there. And I think he does some

00:33:45
podcasts also. And I'm not sure I need to.

00:33:48
I need to be more familiar with this guy.

00:33:49
But he somebody told me about this and sent it to me and he

00:33:53
has a great quote. It involves Tay Tay.

00:33:56
Oh, we're talking about Tay, Tay.

00:33:57
Again, yeah, our friend our well, she's not really our

00:34:02
friend. Did we start this podcast just

00:34:03
to talk about? Yes, we did.

00:34:05
So we're going to talk about her again.

00:34:06
Gotcha. He you know, he's this guy's

00:34:09
anti Biden, OK? Why does he not like pudding?

00:34:13
Yeah, he I guess maybe he maybe he's not a pudding guy, but he's

00:34:17
anti Biden and well, I think he's realistic because if you

00:34:20
listen to this quote and you think about it, you have to

00:34:23
think about it people shit, it's going to go over your head if

00:34:25
you don't let. Me write it.

00:34:27
Down, he said Taylor Swift has now come out in support of Joe

00:34:31
Biden for the 2024 election. Correct.

00:34:34
She has offered her endorsement. What kind of weight does that?

00:34:39
Carry She has a lot. She's got 80 trillion fans.

00:34:44
But are they old enough to vote? Yes, but she's gotten those

00:34:49
fans, all billions of them, by writing songs about making poor

00:34:56
decisions on men. See what she did.

00:35:01
There. See what he did there?

00:35:03
So guess what? Her poor decision about Joe

00:35:07
Biden should be a song, I guess. I don't know.

00:35:10
But don't take her endorsement as anything serious.

00:35:14
Use your own judgement. Listen to our show and and

00:35:18
listen to the issues without Tay Tay telling you who to vote for

00:35:22
because she doesn't know shit. I'll.

00:35:24
Be honest. With you as much as we love her.

00:35:26
I kind of feel stupid saying this, but I didn't get that the

00:35:28
first time when you were telling me about that.

00:35:33
Now I do. I dumbed it down for our

00:35:36
audience cuz I thought that I needed to do I appreciate it.

00:35:39
No offense to all of you. But now I understand.

00:35:42
But now my Co host understands. You get it now.

00:35:45
I do understand now. So don't don't vote for Joe

00:35:51
Biden. I know, you know a lot of people

00:35:53
don't like the other option as as it looks like it's going to

00:35:55
be Biden, Trump, we're we're going to get into this.

00:35:59
Let's just wait. We'll get into this because,

00:36:03
man, it's going to be, it's going to be crazy.

00:36:05
Can I ask you a quick side go? Ahead side note.

00:36:07
I know, I know, You're a political guy, so I'm kind of.

00:36:10
Curious, I mean. If you were to throw.

00:36:13
If you were to throw a two names out, that would be better.

00:36:18
I wouldn't say better, but might be more interesting than Biden

00:36:21
and Trump. Again, do you have two names you

00:36:23
could throw out? Or is that to?

00:36:25
Well, people aren't going to like what I I mean, I like

00:36:28
Kennedy on the Democrat side, which who who's now?

00:36:31
I don't even think he's a Democrat.

00:36:32
I think he went independent because they kicked him out or

00:36:34
something. OK, I'm just the problem now,

00:36:37
Trey is, is it's not as much about the person as it is about

00:36:41
the policies for me. And whoever they throw in there

00:36:45
is gonna be pushing policies for both sides, whether it's Trump

00:36:50
or Biden, whether it's even if like Michelle Obama ran, it's

00:36:54
still gonna be the same policy as as what Joe Biden does.

00:36:58
Same on the other side is Ron. If Ron DeSantis gets it, he's

00:37:01
still gonna push mostly what Trump's gonna do you.

00:37:04
Think a woman's gonna make it, though?

00:37:06
No, I think Michelle Obama has the best chance, sadly.

00:37:09
You don't think Rhonda has a good chance?

00:37:12
If Rhonda had a vagina, he would have a great chance.

00:37:15
OK, you're throwing me off with this.

00:37:16
Ron DeSantis Oh, OK has has a penis as far as I know.

00:37:23
I don't. I.

00:37:24
Talking about this Rhonda chick. So anyway, OK.

00:37:26
So anyway, that was side note. We we can't, I can't wait,

00:37:30
right, Because this show is so far from a detailed in depth

00:37:34
political show. But we're gonna give it to you.

00:37:37
We're gonna we're gonna do our best.

00:37:39
We're gonna do our best. That was my.

00:37:41
That was my quote. On a lighter note, we'll take

00:37:45
you away from Tay Tay for a minute.

00:37:47
She might have been here when it happened.

00:37:48
Do you think Tay Tay's? Do you think Tay Tay's hot?

00:37:50
Would you let her take you to dinner, if you will?

00:37:53
Let her. No, I don't wanna have to do

00:37:55
dinner. We could do dinner, that's fine.

00:37:57
Do we get? Not even if that's for.

00:37:58
Dinner. But what if she requests dinner

00:38:00
first? Oh yeah, let's go eat.

00:38:03
That's when I'm getting at, yeah.

00:38:04
I'm fine with that, OK? She got to take me somewhere

00:38:07
special. Though, yeah, but she's going to

00:38:08
see your order and she's going to be like, no, he orders like a

00:38:12
six year old. But I think she's hot, right?

00:38:16
Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

00:38:18
But she's not. She wouldn't be in your

00:38:19
laminated top five, no. No, no, no.

00:38:23
There you go. That's all I'm wondering.

00:38:24
Now that's what you need to. Know I don't know if something

00:38:25
about her and maybe maybe you think differently.

00:38:28
She think, do you think she'd be boring in bed?

00:38:32
I think she would be straight missionary.

00:38:33
I do and I I don't know about that, but I I think that she and

00:38:39
I don't think that's her. I think that's just women that,

00:38:43
you know, I don't know you. Don't think she has a naughty

00:38:45
side, maybe that's why all these she.

00:38:48
Could she could. I bet 50% of the girls that you

00:38:51
would have are the celebrity women that you see.

00:38:53
I'll change that quickly. Celebrity women have a naughty

00:38:59
side that you would think would have.

00:39:02
And if you don't, we're gonna think about you having it

00:39:05
because it's more fun. So Tay, Tay, get it rolling.

00:39:11
Travis, look, we're helping you out, my man, since she did shit

00:39:16
for me this year in fantasy business.

00:39:17
You didn't do Dick in fantasy this year, you fuck Oh.

00:39:22
Dick in other ways. Oh, he's handy anyway.

00:39:24
Go ahead, I've. Got a story here.

00:39:26
I don't know if you heard about this.

00:39:28
It was kind of interesting. AI shouldn't say interesting.

00:39:31
That's probably a bad way to put it.

00:39:32
On Monday afternoon, a significant 7.5 magnitude

00:39:36
earthquake struck western Japan, leading to a tsunami. 7.55 Wow,

00:39:42
that's like one of the biggest. That extended as far as eastern

00:39:46
Russia. That's a long way that's over

00:39:49
the ocean, Trey. Is it really?

00:39:51
Well, Japan is an island. I didn't know that.

00:39:55
She did shut the God damn it. You gotta you can't be

00:40:01
completely stupid. I'm not going to confirm if you

00:40:10
do know it or not now. You.

00:40:13
Can't be. Completely so when you walk

00:40:15
across the border of Japan and Russia.

00:40:20
Can you imagine that fucking border anyway?

00:40:22
That earthquake really fucked some shit on that border.

00:40:25
No. Yeah, it's a it's not a big.

00:40:27
It's not a big a body of water, but it's a body of water

00:40:30
nonetheless, and the earthquakes go underneath that.

00:40:33
Go ahead. So it the anyway the the quake

00:40:44
occurred at 4:10 PM local time, originating at a depth of 10

00:40:48
kilometers, which is about 6 miles from numerous.

00:40:51
Day. That sucks.

00:40:52
Approximating approximately, it's a big word, 42 kilometers

00:40:58
around 26 miles northeast of Anamazoo in Ishikawa, Right

00:41:05
Prefecture. Summer.

00:41:07
By the United States. Used to summer there.

00:41:10
That's just crazy. I just wanted to tell you.

00:41:12
So they had an earthquake. It's it sounds like a big

00:41:16
fucking earthquake. Last last thing I heard was

00:41:18
about 62 people have lost their lives. 62 in the earthquake

00:41:22
alone. Alone.

00:41:24
Is that Russia too, or is that just Japan, just that overall?

00:41:27
Just the Japan's. Just the just the Japan's, so we

00:41:32
don't give a shit about the Russia.

00:41:33
Right now, 62 people is that is that a big number to report?

00:41:39
God. I mean.

00:41:43
Just. What?

00:41:43
Or is Japan fairly small? So is that a big number of?

00:41:47
People over there. No, there are a lot of Tokyo's,

00:41:51
the largest city in the world. So yeah, is it?

00:41:54
Is that newsworthy 62 people? I think that one death tray is.

00:42:00
That's enough to. Report.

00:42:01
No, no. I I think 62, I think it's the

00:42:04
magnitude of the earthquake that's a that's a pretty intense

00:42:06
earthquake and I'm and frankly I'm shocked that it's only 62

00:42:10
people. So just the Side Story is that

00:42:12
62 people died 62. People died.

00:42:14
It's a big earthquake. What I got from this story, as I

00:42:19
was kind of like looking around while you were talking, is the

00:42:27
fact that there was a a a Japanese.

00:42:32
OK, tell me how bad this sucks. So in a there's an airport in

00:42:39
Japan that sucks. Yeah.

00:42:41
Yeah. And I'm trying to to it.

00:42:44
It it wasn't in Tokyo Or it was, it was Tokyo.

00:42:47
Tokyo's Haneda Airport is the name of their International

00:42:50
Airport. Haneda OK, so in this Tokyo's

00:42:55
Haneda airport, a smaller plane was was leaving and it had six

00:43:02
crew on it and they were going to offer aid to all the people

00:43:07
that were that suffered from the earthquake, right?

00:43:10
Oh, you said it only had six folks on there. 6 crew members.

00:43:13
That was it. That was it.

00:43:15
But they were taking, they were taking, yeah, supplies.

00:43:17
Whatever. Like that, OK.

00:43:19
Whatever people needed in relief and and I'm not like this is

00:43:25
another one where people are going to be like you're laughing

00:43:27
Really I I just can't help it. It's just the universe.

00:43:31
Like go figure this fucking plane crashes into another

00:43:35
airplane carrying 379 people. Which by the way that ain't a

00:43:41
small plane. No, that's an Airbus 3A350.

00:43:46
Were they taking anything to anybody?

00:43:48
No, I don't think so at all. 379 people, that's a lot.

00:43:54
It's almost try. It's almost 400.

00:43:56
That's more than 62. It's more than 60.

00:43:59
It's more than the amount of people the aid was going to.

00:44:01
That's why there was only six people.

00:44:02
There's. A few Happy Meals, there's.

00:44:06
Like 5 boxes of like nothing. Some popcorn.

00:44:10
So all of the 367 passengers and 12 crew on the big plane were

00:44:17
fine, but five of the six on the small plane died.

00:44:22
Oh shit. Yeah, who ran into who?

00:44:25
Sucks. Well, that's what.

00:44:26
I don't know. And I was trying to yeah,

00:44:28
someone's like, I was wondering what what happened when I felt

00:44:31
the airplane tilted to the side. Shit.

00:44:35
At the runway, I felt a big bump, said Satoshi Yamaka, Yeah,

00:44:40
59, telecommunications worker. I don't know why that's

00:44:43
important. Of course.

00:44:49
The flight attendants told us to stay calm.

00:44:54
I love when they say that. The plane is leaning.

00:44:57
Everything's OK, I. Love when they say that.

00:44:59
Like what are the what are they going to do?

00:45:01
Fucking go crazy and run out the plane and hit people anyway.

00:45:05
They only do that when they land.

00:45:07
I just they all get up and go crazy.

00:45:09
I just can't believe. And so 14 people were injured on

00:45:11
the 379, but whatever, but none were life threatening.

00:45:18
It just. I just.

00:45:20
I just feel like really of all the take.

00:45:24
Me while I'm down. What happened?

00:45:25
I don't know if they were trying to get the small relief plane to

00:45:28
the earthquake of victims quicker and they it just didn't.

00:45:32
The apparently the one person that survived, he mentioned that

00:45:35
of the small plane was like we were told we were clear and it

00:45:39
was at night. I think that's scary.

00:45:42
And it and it was like we were clear and all of a sudden there

00:45:44
there's a big fucking plane in the way.

00:45:46
Well how do you not see the lights?

00:45:47
Like I just don't. Anyway, there's gotta be some.

00:45:52
Alarms that go off or something. What do they what do they say?

00:45:54
We're not supposed to say any more.

00:45:55
All the gun, the anti gun people are like thoughts and prayers

00:45:58
don't mean shit. But you know what thoughts and

00:46:00
prayers to? To earthquake victims, to

00:46:04
airplane victims is what a fucked up story.

00:46:07
A. Lot of victims.

00:46:08
A lot of victims and and that sucks for Japan I I'd like to go

00:46:11
there I think I think they're good people now in in 1941 as as

00:46:20
one of our former guests that would former.

00:46:23
Guests. Would tell us that they were not

00:46:26
nice people, but I I've I've always liked the Japanese since

00:46:30
I've been alive and I look forward to going there.

00:46:32
That sucks for them. So yeah, that is pretty shitty.

00:46:36
Did you know, Trey? Moving on from.

00:46:38
I do know, Trey. From the Japanese the Would you

00:46:41
what did you call them? The Japan's.

00:46:43
The Japan's. Yeah, we're moving on from the

00:46:44
Japan's. There's a report by research

00:46:53
scientists in UK and I think it I think they're just.

00:46:57
So it's legit then I. Think they're just at the pubs

00:46:59
all the time. I'm I'm starting to think that

00:47:01
oh, go ahead. Is that is, was that a small

00:47:06
orgasm? I saved this for us and you

00:47:10
actually. That was a good segue, but go

00:47:12
ahead. What I'm going to talk about is

00:47:14
the fact that there's a report by scientists that say, and

00:47:18
there's a lot of science involved in this article, so I

00:47:21
have no interest in getting into detail, but the headline is

00:47:28
humans may be fueling global warming, which is no, no,

00:47:31
nothing new. That's what people have been

00:47:33
saying, right? Humans are fueling global

00:47:36
warming. No pun intended.

00:47:37
Yeah. Now they're saying that they're

00:47:40
fueling global warming by simply breathing.

00:47:42
Damn. So.

00:47:47
It's over in the UK. Yeah, this is the what the this

00:47:50
study was in the UK and they're basically saying.

00:47:53
Is it a bad breath? I'm gonna, I'm gonna do my best

00:47:56
here. Exhaled human breath can contain

00:47:59
small elevated concentrations of methane, which is chapter 4.

00:48:05
And nitrous oxide in two in two O, both of which contribute to

00:48:09
global warming. So when you breathe out, these

00:48:12
things come out, is what they're saying.

00:48:14
So. Were we supposed to stop

00:48:15
breathing? Well, that's a good question,

00:48:18
Trey, and that's what I was about to ask you.

00:48:21
What's the solution here? I don't think there is one.

00:48:26
And I think that this study is a waste of time and money because

00:48:32
unless there are people that are willing to die and not breathe,

00:48:41
then it's gonna happen the way that they're claiming it's gonna

00:48:43
happen, right? Can you imagine the people that

00:48:45
funded this research? Is that really what you came up

00:48:48
with? This is the dumbest thing we've

00:48:51
ever funded, like and I. Want my money?

00:48:55
Back and you know the scientists that did it were like in the

00:48:57
presentation like did you see, we just figured out and they're

00:49:00
all like, you're welcome really like we probably.

00:49:03
Are they holding their breath as they were going through this

00:49:05
presentation? We're trying not to breath,

00:49:09
right? We we're trying to slow up

00:49:11
global warming by not talking. But it's saying the methane and

00:49:15
the nitrous oxide exhale make up .1 of EU KS greenhouse gas

00:49:21
emissions. It's a lot of higher .1.

00:49:25
Yeah. So And then they get into the

00:49:29
fact that they're also, you know, animals exhale this stuff

00:49:32
to exhale, exhale this stuff too.

00:49:36
And livestock and blah, blah, blah blah blah.

00:49:39
And there's like and again it goes on and on about with

00:49:42
science stuff and I don't, I don't really care.

00:49:46
The point is, is that you can't sit here and spend millions of

00:49:51
dollars, which I imagine they did on studies when people are

00:49:55
out there suffering and dying to tell us we can't breathe.

00:50:00
We can't breathe. It's.

00:50:03
The global warming thing is getting ridiculous again.

00:50:08
Let's put it where it matters. I don't know how you feel about

00:50:12
global warming. I'm not on one or the other.

00:50:15
I have said it multiple times. There's nothing wrong with with

00:50:19
being inquisitive. Let's look into what we can do.

00:50:23
How do you spell Inquisitive? Sorry, I'll text it.

00:50:26
I'll text it to you on your new iPhone.

00:50:29
Yeah, it'll be a blue text and I'm super excited about it.

00:50:33
It in it, you cannot. You cannot put that much.

00:50:40
You can't say shit like this. Who?

00:50:42
I mean, you can't. My head's gonna explode.

00:50:46
Because it's it. It it makes no sense.

00:50:49
OK, let's not breathe. Done.

00:50:52
Done. The Earth will survive a few

00:50:55
years longer if we just all don't breathe.

00:50:57
And it's so stupid. That's the extremist on one

00:51:02
side. The extremist on the other side

00:51:03
is who gives a shit about our future?

00:51:07
Because we'll be dead by the time it happens, right?

00:51:09
OK, it's a little extremely I would like my my future grant my

00:51:18
spawn of my family name to enjoy life.

00:51:23
But you know, they're gonna they're gonna stop breathing.

00:51:24
So that'll help. Them breathing right?

00:51:26
It's true. I suppose so.

00:51:27
So you mentioned that they were probably discussing this while

00:51:30
drinking, right? So.

00:51:32
Well, no, I just think, I think that's a a good.

00:51:35
UK So I saved this. I don't know why I didn't know

00:51:39
when I was gonna bring it in, but now is the perfect time.

00:51:41
In In the ancient Persian Empire, men used to debate ideas

00:51:46
twice, once sober and once drunk, because the idea had to

00:51:51
sound good in both states in order to be considered a good

00:51:54
idea. Oh, I actually like that.

00:51:58
How did you just now throw this out there?

00:52:00
I don't know. I'd.

00:52:02
That's good. OK, if you if you were a

00:52:05
drinker, then we would do this every show.

00:52:07
We would do a show with the topics sober and then

00:52:11
immediately do the show again drunk I.

00:52:14
Think you've done a few shows. Oh man, I walked right into that

00:52:22
one. Fair enough.

00:52:23
Trey. Touché.

00:52:23
Fuck. Touché, you little bitch.

00:52:27
OK, no, that's good. That's that's interesting.

00:52:29
Where was that from? It.

00:52:31
Was actually theCHIVE. No, no, no.

00:52:33
I mean, OK. Great ancient Persia, Persian.

00:52:36
Well, no, We'll hold on. We'll plug theCHIVE.

00:52:38
I like the chive. You like theCHIVE?

00:52:39
But ancient Persia? Persian.

00:52:44
So real fast. How about Keanu Reeves?

00:52:48
Do you like that guy? He's a good dude.

00:52:51
I like that guy. Yeah.

00:52:54
But I always loved Keanu. I thought that Bill and Ted was

00:52:57
just fantastic and I I don't want to typecast them as Ted.

00:53:00
But the Matrix all you know. He even did a a a like a ROM com

00:53:05
called The Lake House which I really loved with Sandra

00:53:07
Bullock. And anyway I hadn't heard that

00:53:10
one. Love me some Keanu.

00:53:11
I'm all about it. Point break, blah blah, blah.

00:53:15
Did you know that now people are saying Winona Ryder and he got

00:53:19
married 30 years ago and they just like let it go and they

00:53:24
didn't ever technically get divorced.

00:53:27
Really interesting. And he's saying in the eyes of

00:53:29
God, he's saying that they got married during the filming of

00:53:34
they both were in Dracula. Ram Stoker's Dracula came out 30

00:53:38
years ago, which is crazy. I I feel like I remember the

00:53:41
previews for that show and that now all of a sudden they're

00:53:44
going and both of them are in relationships.

00:53:47
So if they try to get married now, what happens?

00:53:53
I just thought I was into no, no.

00:53:54
Yeah, why not? A Ryder and Keanu Reeves are

00:53:56
married, apparently, according to some people.

00:53:58
That's crazy. 30 years and they they haven't been together in 30

00:54:01
years. Did you know that every time he

00:54:03
took pictures with female fans, he always made sure to show that

00:54:07
his hands were not touching the female?

00:54:09
Keanu, Yeah, Respectable man. Good for him.

00:54:12
He tried not to get his ass in trouble.

00:54:14
Or maybe what about what? About the What about the

00:54:18
pictures with the men? Oh.

00:54:20
Yeah. Grabbing the guy's junk.

00:54:25
As long as it's not 10 seconds. Right.

00:54:27
We learned that from our Italian law, Italian law.

00:54:32
I got a follow up on that. Anyway, do they move it to 5

00:54:36
seconds maybe? Anybody that doesn't know what

00:54:39
we're talking about? And Italy, you're allowed to

00:54:41
grope somebody for as long as it's under 10 seconds.

00:54:43
You you you can't be prosecuted. Right.

00:54:48
You got to count it out loud. One Mississippi, 2 Mississippi.

00:54:50
You're going to do Mississippi? I don't think it's Mississippi.

00:54:53
What is it in Italian? I'm not even going to try.

00:54:57
OK. No.

00:54:58
You know what? For the next show, let's learn

00:55:00
one to 10 in Italian. It's your assignment.

00:55:03
I can't do that. It's your assignment, all right.

00:55:07
Real quick, Trey. I'm going to give you 20 seconds

00:55:09
to talk shit about fantasy football.

00:55:13
There's really nothing to talk shit about.

00:55:14
I mean, we we played each other two weeks ago for the chance to

00:55:18
compete in the Championship and I won.

00:55:20
Yeah, but that's all I care about is our head to head.

00:55:23
I lost. And it I pulled it up and it was

00:55:26
kind of a ugly game. Neither one of us didn't worth a

00:55:29
shit. And so yeah.

00:55:32
I have locker room issues. My my guys are prima donnas.

00:55:35
They don't. They don't work together as a

00:55:37
team. Well, the the very next week the

00:55:40
coach decided he was smarter than are trying to be smarter.

00:55:44
So you went into the final, the championship?

00:55:46
Championship game which? Was this last weekend?

00:55:48
This last weekend I made. And you did not.

00:55:50
You were not. Successful that I did not need

00:55:52
to make and lost. That that's my excuse and why I

00:55:56
lost to you, but whatever. So yeah, that's yeah, you try to

00:56:00
out think yourself and I fucked it up anyway, so yeah, I lost.

00:56:04
We won't go into much, but Trey's had quite an up and down

00:56:07
weekend of football as Cowboys won on big bullshit penalty

00:56:14
which which is debatable. In fact maybe on the next show

00:56:17
we will, we will bring it up it people are talking about it, but

00:56:22
we won't bore you just just it's just kind of like a one of those

00:56:26
that everybody goes and if you love the Cowboys you're on one

00:56:30
side, if you hate the Cowboys you're on another.

00:56:32
But everybody kind of in the middle's going and we really

00:56:34
need to look at this because it's weird.

00:56:37
It's a weird it. Was a weird very.

00:56:39
Strange way for a game to end and and so Trey had that but his

00:56:43
Cowboys that that benefited him. Then he loses fantasy like a

00:56:47
schlub so close to the money. So.

00:56:51
Close then my. God.

00:56:54
It was better than last year where you were you make the you

00:56:57
make the playoffs. And then his Longhorns, Texas

00:57:03
Longhorns, motherfucker. Now I feel bad for wearing that

00:57:05
Washington shirt. I didn't know I was actually

00:57:07
gonna gonna win but a loss. But it was a good game.

00:57:12
So congratulations. You made the playoffs.

00:57:15
Which is what every team wants to do.

00:57:17
I don't think you should have been there, but you were and

00:57:21
that's what matters. And and kudos.

00:57:24
And guess what? Next year will be the rekindling

00:57:28
for the Texas A&M. Texas Texas A&M.

00:57:30
Maggie. Texas Longhorn.

00:57:33
It's gonna be fun. You need to.

00:57:34
You're gonna have to blow my dad, basically.

00:57:36
For, for, for the tickets, because we'll see.

00:57:41
I mean, we'll do our best, But anyway, all right, let's do some

00:57:45
self-awareness before we go. Let me go first.

00:57:50
I know you walked in the door tonight.

00:57:52
Hot. Well, I mean, you're always hot.

00:57:55
But you were. You were, you were heated.

00:57:57
You were like, I can't wait for self-awareness tonight.

00:58:01
Who cares about everything else we talk about?

00:58:04
I will sit there and deal with it until we get to

00:58:06
self-awareness. And then I'm gonna roll.

00:58:08
But let me get one out of the way.

00:58:09
I just travelled last weekend and you know there's so many

00:58:12
airplane. I think we even didn't.

00:58:14
I think we even did a, a, a, a read an article about like the

00:58:18
five things people do that annoy you on the airplanes and shit

00:58:21
like that. But now tell me this when you're

00:58:24
in row, like we were fortunate enough to have like an exit row

00:58:29
and so and I'm fine with that. Like I don't need fur.

00:58:31
I don't need all that bullshit. If I have an exit row in my leg

00:58:33
room, great. And we're there and it's in the

00:58:36
middle of the damn plane. It's a big boy, big, big boy

00:58:38
plane. OK. 25 rows out of 40.

00:58:43
OK. When that when you pull up to

00:58:46
the gate and the Ding goes, I wish we had Tim here, our pilot

00:58:50
friend and the Ding goes off that say we're here, you can

00:58:53
take your seatbelts off. Why does everybody act like if

00:58:57
they don't get up in 1.2 seconds, they're going to die?

00:59:01
Right. Or they're not gonna make it off

00:59:02
the plane. They're.

00:59:03
Not gonna make off the plane. It it, it will take people on

00:59:07
road 2515 minutes to get off that plane right there.

00:59:11
People should just sit there and chill, just relax.

00:59:14
But it's like, I mean it's a mad dash.

00:59:17
Yes. And I had some douche bag and

00:59:20
I'm on the aisle seat and and one on the way down and and he's

00:59:24
2 rows back and he gets up and he grabs his stuff and he like

00:59:28
throws his wife in front of him like let's go and and they stand

00:59:31
there and they basically cut in front of our row and I'm looking

00:59:34
up and I'm like and I don't you know I'm not gonna I mean I'm

00:59:36
looking for it's not worth it But I looked at my wife and she

00:59:39
goes she knew she's like oh God. And she knows I won't say

00:59:44
anything because I just there's no reason to.

00:59:47
But she knew I was going to let her know after we got I'm.

00:59:52
Not going to tell the. House, I'm going to tell him.

00:59:53
But you're going to hear about you're.

00:59:54
Going to hear it here for. And so I ended up telling our

00:59:57
buddies the whole ride to the to the house.

00:59:59
I was just like this guy. He got off maybe five people

01:00:06
before he should have. Did that change his day?

01:00:10
Was he able to get somewhere quicker?

01:00:13
God, I hope so. Me too.

01:00:15
That's true. It's little shit like that.

01:00:18
Or look, I get it, if you have to piss, that's fine and you

01:00:22
want to take a chance. But if the captain literally

01:00:24
comes on and not not the flight attendant, the fucking captain,

01:00:27
and he says we're going through some shit, you need to sit down,

01:00:30
I'm turning the seat belt sign on and then some guy literally

01:00:33
just stands up, almost like I'm going to do this in spite of

01:00:37
what he just said and goes to the bathroom and the flight

01:00:40
attendant says, Sir, can you please sit?

01:00:41
And he goes, I'll be fast. Who do you think you are?

01:00:45
And I know there's been scenarios, I've I've been on

01:00:47
flights before where they come over the intercom and say,

01:00:49
listen, we're landing. There are people that need to

01:00:52
make it on a on their next flight.

01:00:55
Fair enough. Please let them out.

01:00:56
But yeah, most of the time that's not happening.

01:00:59
So sit your ass fucking down, you know?

01:01:01
Fair enough. You know, and I get that, and

01:01:04
there's no way to know for sure. Well, usually they come on and

01:01:06
say it. On yeah, but intercom, I could

01:01:08
stand up and be like, yeah, that's me, yeah, you know,

01:01:11
that's true. Maybe if something you had to

01:01:13
hold up new ticket or your boarding pass.

01:01:15
So I I I'm the same way. I wouldn't say anything.

01:01:18
So what I do is my passive aggressive ass will lean into

01:01:21
the aisle. Oh, I like it.

01:01:23
And I will put my leg out, act like I'm stretching.

01:01:26
Sometimes I'll stand up and just stretch and then I'll let

01:01:29
everybody in front of me out. That's what you should do.

01:01:31
And then they'll come out too, so it.

01:01:33
Would be funny if the next flight we inspire this and all

01:01:37
of a sudden as soon as the Ding comes on, all you see in a leg

01:01:42
come out into the aisle and nobody's going anywhere unless

01:01:45
until your aisle's ready in a row.

01:01:48
Fuck you. So that was mine.

01:01:50
Just a couple airplane things and and just airport again.

01:01:54
People standing in the walkway like hey wait, let's talk in the

01:01:58
walkway, but but that's it. I mean, all the the repeat, go

01:02:03
back and listen to all the airport ones and then you you've

01:02:06
got it. I'm gonna let Trey off his

01:02:08
harness 'cause he's ready to roll, and then we'll end the

01:02:13
show. I don't know how to start so.

01:02:15
Anyway, all right, you do know how to start this.

01:02:19
Just go, just go. We're doing right now, Trey.

01:02:24
I guess this come came to mind because not all relationships

01:02:30
are black and white. There's some grey area.

01:02:34
Sure, there's white and white and black and black.

01:02:36
There you go. Chinese and white.

01:02:39
So what I want to tell is friends and family members, if

01:02:46
you don't know the insurance and out of the relationship, just be

01:02:50
a friend or family member for the person that's in the

01:02:52
relationship. OK.

01:02:55
Keep your opinions to your fucking self.

01:02:58
Is this Are you Are you talking for a friend?

01:03:00
Speaking on a friend's behalf? Yeah, we'll just say that.

01:03:04
So basically what I'm saying is, if you're a friend or family

01:03:06
member and you don't know what's going on in relationship, don't

01:03:10
just automatically solicit your opinions 'cause you don't know

01:03:13
what's going on. If the friend or family member

01:03:17
comes to you and says, hey, I've got this issue, what do you

01:03:20
think? Then feel free, give out your

01:03:23
opinion. Otherwise, keep your fucking

01:03:25
opinions to yourself, OK? All right.

01:03:28
Because you don't know what's going on in a relationship.

01:03:30
You don't know why the relationship happened, You don't

01:03:32
know why they're together. Whatever.

01:03:35
Does person person A is the person in the relationship?

01:03:38
Person B is the person that's getting fucking yelled at right

01:03:41
now. Is person Does Person B know

01:03:44
anything about the relationship? I mean enough to give it A, A,

01:03:48
A. I'm sure this person knows by

01:03:51
the way some outside details. Trey Trey gave me a disclaimer

01:03:54
before the show. This is not about me, so I don't

01:03:59
give a shit about whoever this is.

01:04:00
So yeah, I'm. I mean, I I'm sure this person

01:04:03
knows some outside details and stuff like that.

01:04:05
But you know what? Keep keep your Keep your nose

01:04:08
out of the relationship. What about your family?

01:04:10
Like, how does your mom? How does your mom do with your

01:04:12
with this or your friend's relationship?

01:04:14
How does your? I mean honestly.

01:04:23
Your family. Yeah, she cares about both

01:04:26
people in this relationship. You're talking more about people

01:04:29
that are outside of like the really, really tight friend and

01:04:32
and family that feel like are I I've gotten enough information

01:04:37
from this person that I can just like lay into them and tell them

01:04:43
everything on how I feel. Yeah, without, without it being

01:04:46
asked for. Right.

01:04:48
OK. That's what you're saying.

01:04:49
Go ahead. I I'm, I'm just.

01:04:50
Trying I didn't mess it up too much.

01:04:51
But no, I'm trying to make sure. I'm trying to make sure I'm

01:04:53
getting it. It's it's AI don't want to

01:04:57
diminish this person, 'cause I don't know.

01:04:58
I really actually don't know who this is.

01:05:02
I I if it's a a like a close best friend or if it's a family

01:05:06
member, I think that it's different.

01:05:09
And I would argue that yes, that person especially like your Co

01:05:13
host could say whatever he or she wants.

01:05:18
But I think if if if you get beyond that you who do you think

01:05:22
you are kind of kind of a thing. Does that make sense?

01:05:25
Yeah, yeah. And.

01:05:26
So is that what you're talking? About the bottom line is be a

01:05:28
friend you know to this person. Be a family member to this

01:05:31
person you know. Be there for them if something

01:05:34
happens. But there's no need to offer

01:05:37
your opinions on stuff that you know nothing about.

01:05:39
I'm. Trying to see how you can give

01:05:42
it give an example without giving an example like so you

01:05:46
know so somebody says I don't like how you know you or your

01:05:51
friend handled that. I think this is.

01:05:55
Or how? I mean healthy.

01:05:57
I'll even I'll. Even cut to the chase.

01:05:59
I mean, how about you not tell somebody to end a relationship?

01:06:02
There we go. When you know nothing about it.

01:06:05
Trey, I was fishing and you you jumped.

01:06:07
There's you bid. There's the bite.

01:06:08
There's the bite. So someone is telling this

01:06:12
person to end a relationship without knowing.

01:06:19
I would say not knowing. Not knowing enough.

01:06:21
Yeah, not knowing. Enough to make that claim.

01:06:23
I mean they know basics about the relationship and again not

01:06:27
all relationships are black and white so.

01:06:31
Well, they're definitely not. So anyway, that's all I'm.

01:06:37
Saying no, no, OK be. There as a friend.

01:06:39
Be there as a friend. If they ask for advice, give

01:06:41
advice, but otherwise. I think everybody's sad.

01:06:44
I think everybody's had people that relationship or not or

01:06:50
other issues or whatever were people cross the line with

01:06:53
advice where they think they know, they think they've been

01:06:56
there, they think that they they've got the solution and

01:07:01
they don't. I mean, I mean what works for

01:07:04
one doesn't always work for another and blah blah blah blah

01:07:06
blah right? And you know when sometimes You

01:07:09
know when it when a woman is giving you know details about

01:07:14
the relationship, about the man you know.

01:07:17
OK. So she's giving details about

01:07:20
him. Penis size?

01:07:22
Go ahead. But you're not hearing his side

01:07:25
and vice versa. He's giving details about her.

01:07:27
He says it's bigger. But you're not hearing her side.

01:07:30
So guess what, You're hearing details of only half of the, you

01:07:34
know, half the relationship. So I I think when it comes to

01:07:37
relationships especially, you know what?

01:07:40
Keep your opinions to yourself. You know, give advice if they

01:07:43
ask for it. Otherwise just be there for them

01:07:46
if something bad happens. Do you think that I'm getting

01:07:52
all deep in shit? Do you think that if somebody

01:07:55
knows both sides to a point, they now have a little bit more

01:08:02
of a leg to stand on if they come with advice?

01:08:05
In my opinion, unless I ask for it.

01:08:09
Take it easy. I probably don't want it.

01:08:11
Fair enough. I mean, and honestly I've I've

01:08:14
you know in my case I've been through 2.

01:08:18
Successful. Man successful divorces?

01:08:20
No. That's what I.

01:08:21
Mean. And so and and believe me, I got

01:08:24
advice and opinions and it pissed me off and sometimes

01:08:28
ended up being right. But.

01:08:30
I think everything I ever gave you was right, but whatever.

01:08:34
And all I'm saying is, you know what?

01:08:35
Be there for your friend. Yeah, but you don't have to poke

01:08:38
your nose into their business unless.

01:08:39
They well, what if I'm there for my friend and I poke my nose in

01:08:43
but I'm also willing to to take the you know, I think there are

01:08:48
certain people that are able to and I and I make a joke using

01:08:52
myself as an example. But but for people that jump in

01:08:55
there, if they're willing to immediately go, fair enough.

01:08:58
OK, I'll you you have now made it clear you don't want my

01:09:02
advice. I'm good.

01:09:03
Do your thing right. That's different.

01:09:08
But remember. And then I'll.

01:09:10
And then I'll be quiet. Probably not.

01:09:14
Remember that people that really are close to you and they care

01:09:18
about you, family, best friends, Co host, other people that

01:09:27
you've grown up with, People that are close to you

01:09:29
day-to-day, they do care and I'm sure they care.

01:09:34
Remember that and that sometimes people just don't know how to

01:09:38
care the right way because everybody receives it

01:09:42
differently. You know there may be people

01:09:44
that want people to just come at them and say do this, this this

01:09:48
and this because it shows attention and they want that and

01:09:51
you're might not be that guy or your friend the fuck might not

01:09:56
be that guy. And and I think that's my only

01:09:59
advice is just communicate tell tell whoever this motherfucker

01:10:05
is to just to just be like to be like hey man, Jill there's a

01:10:12
couple sides of the story. I I'm, I'm sometimes when I'm

01:10:14
mad I might I might embellish it and you know whatever.

01:10:19
But if there's somebody that might, you know, hear a little

01:10:25
bit on both sides and and might want to offer something,

01:10:29
remember that it's because people care.

01:10:32
And maybe I'm embellishing a little bit too much, but it

01:10:34
just. No, no, embellish away.

01:10:37
No, but I mean it, it definitely could lead to more issues within

01:10:43
the relationship that didn't need to be there.

01:10:47
So, so that's that's all I'm saying is, is that when you when

01:10:52
you throw your opinions at one of the parties, it could lead to

01:10:56
more issues within the relationship too.

01:10:58
So just keep that in mind too. I I wish I could say I have no

01:11:02
idea what you're talking about. I I, I, I Everybody's

01:11:07
relationship is their own. I might have went at it a little

01:11:10
crazy with it, but I don't know if I got my point across, but.

01:11:14
Well, it's hard when I won't stop talking.

01:11:17
Maybe you're reeling me in though it?

01:11:19
I went off on a tangent this way when I should have been back

01:11:22
over here. So anyway.

01:11:24
No, no, I've always, I've always thought and then we'll end.

01:11:26
I I've always thought that if you, if you want to vent,

01:11:31
there's a reason for it. Just like when I vent about

01:11:35
fucking assholes in their pickup trucks that back into parking

01:11:38
spots like Trey, I I I vent because it happened again the

01:11:43
other day and I thought about you and I said, I said if this

01:11:48
is ever Trey, there's going to be issue.

01:11:50
No, I'm kidding. But but if you need to vent, you

01:11:54
need to vent. And I think that it's healthy

01:11:57
and some people don't love to vent.

01:11:59
Some people like to kind of hold it in, and I don't know if

01:12:02
that's as healthy. And so no, don't think you went

01:12:05
off. I think you.

01:12:06
I think this got serious. I think this got people are

01:12:10
like, oh, Ryan's bitching about airplane guys running out of the

01:12:13
aisle and and all of a sudden Trey comes in, comes in hot,

01:12:16
hot. Hopefully, hopefully it.

01:12:18
Makes sense on the ship, no, no vent.

01:12:20
It will make sense. It did in give me give me an

01:12:26
ending. Just as a friend or a family

01:12:31
member, just be there for him. I mean, not all relationships go

01:12:36
great. Not all of them, not all of them

01:12:38
end well. So you know what?

01:12:42
I'm sorry. Trey knows that more than Yeah,

01:12:46
I'm not. I mean, just be there for him.

01:12:48
I can be an asshole cause I've dealt with Trey for how many

01:12:51
years. But.

01:12:51
Don't come at him. Tell him I told you so, or

01:12:54
anything like that. Just be there for.

01:12:56
Them. Oh, well, that's a whole.

01:12:57
That's a different. Yeah, I the I told you so.

01:12:59
Needs to go away when it comes to like relationship talk.

01:13:03
Yeah. Yeah.

01:13:04
That's bullshit. If that was said anyway, that's

01:13:07
the way we'll end that. If somebody said to your friend,

01:13:10
I told you so, then then yeah, I think that that that's

01:13:21
inappropriate. But I don't know this person

01:13:24
that you're referring to. So I will reserve judgement.

01:13:31
Good. Good.

01:13:33
Yeah. So that's it for tonight, man.

01:13:38
I love it every time. I never want to hit that stop

01:13:42
button. But we will.

01:13:43
Don't worry. Yeah, I got.

01:13:44
AP you got. AP But we're going to have I, I

01:13:48
I've been I've been saying it for a while but we're gonna get

01:13:53
we have two guests that I've lined up and and it's just been

01:13:56
scheduling with holidays and things like that that have

01:13:58
caused issues and we're gonna get them on and I'm really

01:14:02
excited about both of them for for multiple ways and multiple

01:14:06
reasons and I won't get into it now but we're gonna have some

01:14:10
guests on which will be fun and trainer are back we're rolling

01:14:13
it's a new year happy new year. I hope everybody's 2024 is way

01:14:18
better than my 2023, which was. So I mean, yes, the show kicked

01:14:23
off, but other than that there's some shit that fucking went on

01:14:26
all year and health wise and hopefully everybody's 20.

01:14:31
This. It's about time 2020 happened

01:14:34
and everything got fucked and now it's time to to reverse

01:14:37
that. Yeah, and we have an election.

01:14:41
Good times, right? Good times.

01:14:43
So we'll see you guys next time and love you.

01:14:47
Later. The.

01:15:12
I'm just curious if if Tay Tay took me out to dinner, would

01:15:15
that be enough of a relationship for her to write a song about me

01:15:18
after that evening? It'd be 5 minutes after you

01:15:22
arrive. She'd have a song.

01:15:23
Yeah, I like it. I I have a question I I I'm

01:15:26
gonna also counter you do you think that the airplane issue do

01:15:32
you think they crashed because they were worried about

01:15:34
breathing cause of global warming and like he didn't have

01:15:39
his capacity for you. Maybe.

01:15:43
That was dumb, but I don't even care.

01:15:45
Good night. We love you guys.

01:15:46
Bye.