What do submarine implosions, orca attacks, and Putin’s "solution" for pedophiles have in common? They all land in this episode. Ryan and Trey unpack the Titan sub catastrophe with zero sympathy for billionaires who dive in soda cans.
Then it’s on to The Four False Indicators of Love—AKA why your relationship might just be a well-lit delusion. You’ll also hear about:
🐋 Orcas evolving again. Yes, again.
🔨 Putin’s bold plan for pedophiles (hint: it’s brutal).
📱 Social media: now doubling as a creeper GPS tool.
🧠 AI says your face reveals your politics (creepy but… accurate?).
🤼♂️ Zuckerberg vs. Musk cage match—place your bets.
This one’s equal parts chaotic, hilarious, and darkly insightful. Hit play, or love might just find you via facial recognition.
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This is where it's at. Hey Trey, what's going on?
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I'm trying to focus right now. It's hard.
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When all I do is look over at our statistics, and I'm just
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seeing, listen after listen, listen, it's fantastic.
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And I'm really excited about it, aren't you?
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Absolutely. Yeah.
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I'm just, I just updated it here as we started and I wanted to
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let you know if they things are looking good.
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I like it. It however, that being said
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there, still seems to me some, some misunderstanding, if you
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will about what stay in the gray means and I've said it a million
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times. I even did like a soliloquy and
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a monologue when you were when you miss one night of what.
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But if I did a little what I did it by myself rant, okay?
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And and had to make you spell that did this whole bit about
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what we do with the blog. I wrote a Blog It did all these
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things and still I've got people coming at me and going and you
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know who you are. Coming at me going.
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You're supposed to be stay in the gray.
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Why aren't you, why do you establish opinions like?
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Well, I think the greatest mean that we're not allowed to have
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opinions, right? I think so.
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Okay. I mean, it's so you can tell I'm
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a little fired up a little bit, and I'm just kind of going.
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Okay, what I'll say it one more time and then I'm done with this
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topic. Stay in the Gray means we're
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going to sit here in the middle and listen to anybody who has an
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opinion including ourselves. Yes my opinion.
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Can technically not be gray if you will but that I'm not going
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to not listen to. Somebody else has a different
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opinion that seems pretty easy to make I think so because
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people are going. Hmm.
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It's pretty obvious that you're on the right and then the people
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in the rider like, well, you got some Lefty views on the social
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issues. And I'm like, yeah, like, okay,
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again, issue-by-issue Case by case.
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I don't want to look at a Blackboard, like, how old I am a
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black board by board. Hey, what do you call the
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marker? When the you know what?
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I remember the marker, marker board, dryer, dry, erase board.
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Dry erase way there. Without there you go.
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If you draw a line down the middle and on one side you say
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right? On one side you say left, my
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whole point is that? I'm not going to look and go.
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I'm over here. So all these are my issues right
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now. These are my opinions.
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Yeah. Every single issue is going to
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be a new one. A new one.
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Yeah. We have issues every day, do it
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every day and so don't tell me I'm right wing, or I'm left it.
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Whatever. I mean, if I vote one way or the
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other, it's because I've made a decision to vote one way or the
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other doesn't mean I'm I'm that I'm actually not registered for
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anything except to vote. I'm not registered on one side.
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I would be an independent if you will.
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Yeah. Are you have?
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You registered? Well court-ordered.
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Yes, but they're like you have to shit together whether they
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caught me in the park that with time.
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Yeah, so that's my point. I actually know what that is.
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A good question, maybe I need your help registering.
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Okay, we'll figure it out already.
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We will go together. I think it's really easy these
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days. He's like clip that I have a
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fertile, two buttons on them. It was very frustrated at me
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when she asked. Are you going to vote today?
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And I said, no, I hadn't planned on it and she goes, that's
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terrible. You need to go vote.
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Was that the president ordered? Like midterms, it was more like
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randomly city council. Yeah, PTA membership presidents
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or something. I don't know.
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HOA president. I don't remember what it was
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for, but yeah, yeah. Yeah, show me how to register.
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Let's register. Yeah, again it's just I just I
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don't know, I'm registered one way and it's independent and
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I've still got people telling me that I'm not that you're not
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into, okay? I can literally show you that I
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am anyway. So, The last time I get a
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t-shirt, this is I'm independent I'm not this hard right wing guy
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and I'm also definitely not the other way either.
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I'm both, I just want to talk about the issues.
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I like it. All right, my man.
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I just needed to get that out. These couple of people that have
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mentioned, these types of things.
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It's like, alright, I'm done. I don't know if we've ever gone
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all the way through the song before I don't think I've ever
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heard the ending of this. Pretty cool ending something,
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it's because I was battling. I just forgot to turn the music
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off. We should do whole show its
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music in the background, but not be funny.
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If the person that made that song accidentally recorded him
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saying something at the end. Yeah, we just never knew it
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until now like these guys are gonna suck, they're gonna be
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cancelled. Yeah.
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Anyway, but I just wanted to vent and I needed to get that
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out and explain that, you know, I can have an opinion and if it
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lies with What people think is the right side over Universe has
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a left. Okay, great then call hitting
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good job and call me the right, right side.
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I don't know how to transition. I'm good.
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Now, you feel better? You know how I want to
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transition tray? I'm going to go ahead and tell
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you about the the newest killer whale Orca Saga.
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Are you seri? This is continuing and people
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this Gladys, the, I don't know, but this is the new one.
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Check this out. It people you need to listen
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because I'm not, I'm not making this up.
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Are you sure? This is really happening and and
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there's something to this and we need to be aware.
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There are a lot of boaters out there.
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In this this hits home to me for anybody that knows me.
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They have now had an attack on a boat.
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It only had one dude on a you must have been like shit, this
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sucks why? And it was off the coast of
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Scotland Isles. Wow, 2 miles away from the
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Iberian Peninsula where this other bitch has been causing
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Havoc 2 miles away up in the North Sea like the northern
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islands. Got you just got Shetland
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Islands with their Was it another crew?
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Or just one one? You like?
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And as I just mentioned, because you were looking at me,
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whoopsie, it was one dude in his boat.
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Now, I'll talk about the whales. How many whales were though?
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I'm sorry for of Wales or no asshole.
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No, yeah, even listen to me. It was one, dude, and it was
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multiple Wells. And so, what's happening is
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these, these quote-unquote research Professionals for orcas
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and killer whales? They're literally try.
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I looked it so many sources and they're all saying like this
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behavior is being transferred over and there they are able to
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cover this much ground. This Is Not Unusual that they're
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feeding basically with their ass insinuating as a Gladys white,
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the the main the ringleader here.
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Yeah. Is passing it on and they're
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like, delivering messages to other orcas Far Far Away,
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really? And it's in, it's all over the
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place. And so now 2 miles away.
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Way they're attacking boats up there and it's insane.
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Like they haven't had an orca attack a boat in this area of
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the North Sea ever. I don't think that's crazy.
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The other thing about it is in Chile, Chile, Chile.
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Again cross the entire fucking world from where we're talking
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about. There are what are called, type
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D, killer whales tidy killer whales and orcas or whatever.
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The man killer whale safety. Apparently they're a little bit
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smaller. There was a huge group of these
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guys that were stranded and washed up on a beach and died.
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A group of whales? Yeah.
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Killer whales the orcas, the same ones that are attacking the
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boat shit and they're saying that it wasn't anything human
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reaction. I mean, I was thinking, okay,
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here we go. We're starting a war like you
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Humans have like response, a cus.
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We're gonna attack you. It's got a little one in there,
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laying on the there, on the beach.
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In there, they did. Like so it's the equivalent of
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an autopsy for humans. And they said there was nothing
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unusual, everything was fine. And all of that group of them,
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the group of them, I think it was like, it's Italy, eight of
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them washed up and they died. And this is the first time that
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anything like that's happened with Orca on the being like
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beached since 1955. That's Just ate up on their wind
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up on the beach. There were two incidents, the
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same thing the same week or something down there.
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I don't know if it was a HIV date and then five or something
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like that, but it was two groups and it hasn't happened since
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1955 and then it happened twice. How big are these Wells?
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Just give her just a little bit smaller.
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I think they're but they're still big.
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Oh, yeah. Okay.
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There, you know, big way bigger than great whites and that kind
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of deal the guys, you, you know, like Shamu just a little smaller
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Than Shamu. Gotcha.
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That's the way to do it for people that are unfamiliar with
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orchids. Wow, I've learned so much about
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orchids, that's crazy. So it's a I just wanted to
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update everybody. I'm going to continue to give
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you killer whale updates but that's what's going on there.
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So be careful everybody. This is there's no law.
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That look great white sharks are no longer the only threat or any
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shark really. So be careful.
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If you're going to go swim in the ocean, Apparently anywhere
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in the world Scotland and you know Iberian Peninsula.
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Now Chile then we say stay in the boat still?
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Yes. Just you don't need to jump in
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the water. That's rule.
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Number one, if you encounter a an orca so that that's really my
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rule. No matter what.
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I'm just going to stay in the boat.
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I don't care what I do. More jumping off.
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Missy a school of fish and I'm like, I'm not amount.
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Done done, check this out. There's a study published in the
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nature owned Journal, scientific reports and it was in March and
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it in the research, found that AI, we all know what AI is.
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Correct, Ray Allen Iverson and played use.
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Good years in the NBA, I liked him.
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He was good. Yeah, you never won a nickname
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dancer practice, practice talking about practice as I were
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talking about. No, we heard referring to the
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actual artificial intelligence. Oh, okay, that's okay.
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Different AI then, computers and all that shit.
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I don't think they played basketball, right?
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So apparently a I can predict a person's political ideology, 71
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percent accuracy by just one head shop.
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A headshot, like a kick to the head or no mr.
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Karate or did a supposed to say Taekwondo Reich, wind up?
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Yeah, I apologize. So mr.
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Karate. It is a headshot meeting a
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picture. Okay.
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Yeah. Got you so they can that.
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That's pretty impressive. That is pretty neat.
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And I don't know exactly how this study occur, but it says
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they in there was 3200 publicly submitted photos of political
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candidates who ran in the 2017. Danish municipal election into
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Microsoft, has ears face API tool, which I guess is the, the
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AI to assess the emotional state of the person.
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So, there's all this stuff that goes into it.
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There's analysis, as 80% of the faces, displayed happy as
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president will 19 were neutral and all this stuff.
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So what they're saying is for females, hi, attractiveness
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scores were found among the conservative /.
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If you want to the right side, okay here I am going to piss
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off. You see here promoting the right
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side walls. And now you're saying the left
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sides ugly, right? You're saying this is Sandra it
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look, it's an artificial intelligence is science.
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Its research, they're saying that conservative women are way
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more attractive than liberal women and look, I'd now identify
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as an interpretive that want to be like all of a sudden, you
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look very attractive. I did.
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Anything that I appreciate that but it's, it looked
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attractiveness is obviously subjective.
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It's in the eye of the beholder. It's all that, all that
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bullshit. Yeah.
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But I just found this interesting and they're showing
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examples on these. If you want to go do some
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research. I'll try and put something up on
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the, on the, on the, on the either website of the Facebook
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page, but it's so interesting. So, on the other side, Left
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left. He's I'm going to come with the
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support. You know, they're saying that
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the men on the left are more stoic and have better poker face
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when dealing with business. Oh yeah.
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Now I don't think that's as exciting as being an attractive
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woman but it is a bit is better. So we're there.
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I guess they're saying that the liberal men are a little more
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under control maybe and the right way.
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Hangers tend to be less, they have a less Pokerface, they were
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more, they're easy to read. Okay, if you will.
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So I thought that was very interesting.
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Do you know who Don Lemon is Don?
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Lemon, is he an actor? Don Lemon is a.
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I think he was, I think he is. He, is he dead?
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No, I love you. He was a CNN.
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No scare me like that. CNN reporter.
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Okay, we're a broadcaster. He had a show.
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And he's very, very extremely liberal which side like way on
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the left. He's away left.
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I mean, like, so, he would be attractive.
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Email, you know? No, that's the opposite.
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That's the right to be on the right.
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Okay. But he would have stoic Poker
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Face. Gotcha.
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Okay. So this guy came out the other
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day and said that are you familiar with Michelle Obama?
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Michelle Obama. He sounds familiar.
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Familiar last name? Yes.
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So Michelle Obama was the former first lady wife of President
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Barack Obama. I got a funny story about
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Michelle Obama. Okay, well let's You can just
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hold your horses. Okay.
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Now just raise my hand when I'm ready.
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Yes. Okay or just wait till I'm done
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with this story? Okay, Don Lemon.
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Again, former CNN reporter, catch him out and said that
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Michelle Obama was more attractive than Melania Trump.
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Which to me is absurd, no matter what side you're on.
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I don't care if you hate the Trump's, I don't care.
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I don't care if you hate the Obamas.
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I if you set the two women side by side, give me a fucking break
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who you going to pick. So what you're saying is as much
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as Donald is in the news from now on doubtless, every time
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Donald's in the news post a picture of Milan I think
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soldiers, milania milania, right?
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Melania she says like a Disney character.
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She's from Slovenia Sylvania. Okay.
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Nia and I think she's absolutely stunning and former model,
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right? She was a model and she speaks
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five languages. So people had this for a while.
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They had this whole, you know, she's kind of a domed, it's and
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married a rich guy whatever she's a model and speaks five
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languages. I think she's pretty intelligent
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pretty well. Yeah, it's more than I've done
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as far as flag which is And modeling.
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Yeah, so I just thought I am sitting here going.
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Come on Don, Don Lemon, I know I know you are frustrated and I
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know you're pushing your agenda but that seemed a little
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far-fetched piano and in this isn't a right-wing or left-wing
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issue, this is a put two women up together and dead pick.
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Who's the more attractive woman? Yeah.
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Regardless of who their were married to and what their
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political affiliation. Let's go Donny, let's go.
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Yeah, so get it together. An idiot.
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You know, Milani is gorgeous and I know it kills you.
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Anyway, I will move on from that tray.
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So I was reading a story engine as far as you finding milania.
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Is that pronounced, right? Good job.
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Gorgeous. Did you know that that is
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actually one of four? False indicators of
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relationship. Chemistry is finding someone
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attractive. Oh, I'm intrigued.
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So you're saying that if you look and say that person is
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attractive, that's a false indicator, right?
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Of what so of love. Of of chemistry is what it's
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saying. So anyway, I found a story about
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a tick. Tock therapist that did a quick
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little deal as far as revealing for false indicators of
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relationship. Chemistry, that trick you into
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thinking you're falling for someone.
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So this gentleman's name is Jeff and if I pronounce it wrong, who
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cares Gunther? He's a tick, tock sensation.
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What should be like, right us all Every day, like he fucked my
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name of right? He is an oregon-based.
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No. So, what does that mean, left?
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Right middle, will organs, usually the West Coast usually
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tends to be a little more liberal over there, but we love
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Argonian listeners. Think that's how you say it
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Oregonian. So, he recently posted a video
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to his 2.6 million followers, so maybe we need to become friends
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with this guy goodness. So, he explained that, while
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these instances may feel like you and your partner have a
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Park. It's a sign that you aren't as
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compatible as you saying, so he's saying there are some
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things that people think are a spark and they're really not
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right. I want to hear these go ahead.
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So the first one he mentioned his physical attraction.
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Well that's weird. Why if I see somebody and she's
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hot like my wife when I met her I was like okay so you might
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think that finding someone super hot is real chemistry.
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Said he continued physical attraction can sometimes be so
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strong that it feels like there's more going on beneath
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the surface when there's actually not.
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That's a He said no the therapist noted to have true
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chemistry. You need to be both physically
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and emotionally connected so well, but okay, so if you don't,
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you think those super hot, but she's stupid as hell, sure, you
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know, but that's the point. You have an initial attraction
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and then you learn about her personality.
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You learn about everything else. That's what I'm saying is, I
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guess he's saying that just that physical attraction if they're
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gonna lead you the wrong way. And yeah think there's chemistry
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and Then she, you know she starts talking like Mickey Mouse
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and you're like, nope can't do this with that.
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How hot would you have to be of a Mickey Mouse voice before a
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Mickey Mouse voice to bother you before?
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It would bother me or not bother me.
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I mean would you deal with it for you know, obviously a night,
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probably to be all right. Oh absolutely, yeah, but you
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couldn't be in a relationship depend on what she looked like.
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That's what I'm saying is there are looking if she looks like
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Jennifer Aniston. Maybe okay so you're telling me
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there is a chart of Scale that works.
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Okay hotness to making sure which sound like I didn't know
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if Minnie Mickey Mouse voice was a complete and utter now.
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Absolutely. Not.
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All right, what else? Get to know that mouth you get
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to know. So this alright, number two, the
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second sign. He detailed was the thrill of
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the Forbidden, which that's actually pretty interesting.
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Hmm, so I don't know if you've ever had that where you feel
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more pumped, if you're in locations, and you're doing
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naughty things, have you Ever had that kind of sensation where
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you just feel like you're Jackhammer and just because
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you're in the, the back seat of a car or more more, like, in
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public, just yeah. Places in a gap dressing room or
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something. Not that.
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I've been there before now. So actually, I the way he's
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talking about the thrill that forbidden is hooking up with
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someone. You should not be with is so
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taboo, and it's so alluring. So, but a ver, what reason?
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I mean, just anything. But any kind of hookup, you
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know, but being for what reason would you or somebody you
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shouldn't be with, I was the quote, right?
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Somebody, you shouldn't be with you hook up with.
00:21:37
Yep. Someone you shouldn't be with
00:21:38
but shouldn't be with how but it's sexually.
00:21:42
But based on what it may, I mean, in the based on videos
00:21:47
that I've heard of to a friend, like a stepmom, oh, friend of a
00:21:56
mom. Like if your mom's friend comes
00:21:58
over, says this, isn't that territory?
00:22:00
You know, moms giving you a bath and she comes in and something
00:22:04
and thought, Oh, I like little Ryan.
00:22:05
Let's let's have some fun with him.
00:22:07
Nothing little about run, I'm just saying, it's just okay.
00:22:10
I see, I see that seems to narrow it down there because
00:22:13
it's not a lot of people that would be on that list.
00:22:16
I would think for people stepdaughter, stepmom, second
00:22:21
cousin. I don't know.
00:22:22
Okay, fair enough. Okay, that's okay, that's the
00:22:24
second one. So said this by feel like Kim,
00:22:27
But it's often more about the excitement of doing something
00:22:30
outside the norm or going against what's expected.
00:22:33
Yeah, I don't think I would think that's chemistry though.
00:22:35
I think I would be able to recognize like, hey, this is
00:22:38
just kind of like exciting funky.
00:22:40
Yeah. Yeah, but I wouldn't call that
00:22:42
chemistry. Go ahead.
00:22:43
Yeah, says this kind of chemistry can disappear once the
00:22:45
Forbidden Act is removed. He explained this guy's kind of
00:22:49
goofy to anyway. So Jeff's third indication isn't
00:22:53
genuine? Chemistry is when you and your
00:22:55
partner have shared a trauma. Or so, I've heard about this, if
00:22:58
you go out and do something and something bad happens, you share
00:23:02
that trauma together. It's it's basically brings you
00:23:05
closer together. Have you have?
00:23:06
You heard that one before? I'm trying to think of an
00:23:10
example, I think what I've seen before is perhaps say there's a
00:23:15
couple that's fighting and they're you know maybe one of
00:23:18
them is thinking. All right this isn't this isn't
00:23:20
going to be good for us and then the other one gets in a car
00:23:24
wreck. Yes.
00:23:25
And becomes almost critical and All of a sudden you're there by
00:23:29
that person side. And it basically goes up, no, I
00:23:32
need to be this person. Like, I truly love this person,
00:23:35
something like that, and I've had that happen a couple times
00:23:37
where I got in a car accident with my, when I just split up
00:23:40
for my first wife, it seems like just like it's so normal.
00:23:43
Well, yeah, times I got I got in a car accident with my after I
00:23:47
split up for my first wife and she was right there.
00:23:50
Oh my gosh, what happened like flying over there.
00:23:52
Are you okay? And like she gave a shit.
00:23:55
Same thing with the Second wife. So maybe you should get married
00:24:00
dude. After when he 2020, I had to
00:24:03
have a kidney stone removed surgically and Mike's happened
00:24:08
to be in the same hospital where I was had the surgery at.
00:24:10
So she was checking on me and making sure I was okay and
00:24:13
everything good and act like she was loving it still love to but
00:24:17
that's like in 2020 2020. You guys were split in 2020.
00:24:21
No, we split after that saying 20 times.
00:24:24
I say that's when it happened I see because you just Little
00:24:27
things were off. Yeah, things wrong.
00:24:29
But she was, she was making sure I was okay and taking care of
00:24:32
and this that the other so and even even here recently with
00:24:37
when I had my appendix taken out, you know, so we'll go into
00:24:41
too many details on that one. Yeah but anyway I remember that.
00:24:46
Yeah. That was a weird.
00:24:48
It was a weird day. But yeah, go ahead.
00:24:52
So what he explains is that being emotionally vulnerable
00:24:54
with somebody on an intense level in both.
00:24:57
Having dealt with the same things can false, or it can
00:25:00
cause false attraction said, they attends intense feelings of
00:25:03
connection, that can develop, when two people have experienced
00:25:06
similar. Trauma experiences, can feel a
00:25:08
lot like chemistry, but it's important to distinguish between
00:25:11
shared empathy and genuine romantic.
00:25:13
Yeah. So he's actually saying that
00:25:15
share those are experiences like this aren't real chemistry.
00:25:20
Right? Interesting.
00:25:22
I thought that would be kind of like a Here, wake up.
00:25:26
You do have the chemistry look this person almost died and you
00:25:29
realize, hey, you know, let's not miss another moment.
00:25:33
It's not exactly. So interesting.
00:25:36
Go ahead. Lastly, Jeff joke that you and
00:25:40
the Barista that always remembers your order, don't have
00:25:43
chemistry it's kind of like this stripper that always right in my
00:25:47
lap and asked me how I'm doing and stuff like that.
00:25:49
So you know, I have way too many stories about this for Tell him
00:25:55
myself. But for, for, for other people
00:25:59
that I've been around, it is, it is really funny.
00:26:01
And there are a lot of jokes about it, like, in the movies
00:26:03
and I think there was a really, really funny one in Forgetting
00:26:06
Sarah Marshall, which was a great film, right?
00:26:09
And the guy, you know, he's like, oh she's oh no she really
00:26:12
invited me like I bet you think he is stripper's like you too.
00:26:15
Yeah, you know it was just so funny because it's true it is.
00:26:18
And and I think it's more on the guys.
00:26:20
Oh absolutely. Because look I'm still I mean
00:26:23
I'm married two kids. Kids, I mean, I still consider
00:26:26
myself a decent-looking man in my early 40s, right?
00:26:31
But at the same time, I mean, I'll go, I'll go anywhere.
00:26:36
And I'm just like, thinking, oh, she looked at me a certain,
00:26:39
like, a like at one of the establishments like a Hooters
00:26:43
were like, oh whatever. Although I'm not going back
00:26:44
there, after what you told me last episode.
00:26:46
Yeah, but he's somebody like that.
00:26:48
No way, just comes up. And she's literally working for
00:26:51
tips and I know this I'm a smart guy contrary.
00:26:54
You might think? Yeah, I, it's obvious.
00:26:58
I mean, it's the most obvious thing, but it feels good and you
00:27:02
go. Yeah.
00:27:02
But, you know, I just saw how she looked at those other guys
00:27:05
and it wasn't the same the same. Maybe I think I got something
00:27:08
going for, she leaves like a heart on the check or something.
00:27:11
I am like, not realizing she puts hearts on every damn that.
00:27:14
Ya know, I only, I know a couple times.
00:27:16
I did get, I did get a number so that was back in the day back.
00:27:19
That's different. If you get that, okay, now, you
00:27:21
can get excited. Yeah, even then though, it's
00:27:23
like, okay, Okay, how many guys shifting to write, but the same
00:27:28
with, I'm sure guys with strippers and anyway, that's
00:27:33
that's a, that's a funny one. So yeah, so lesson learned
00:27:36
physical attraction Thrill of the Forbidden shared trauma and
00:27:39
the Barista that remembers your order.
00:27:41
I like that, is it never ceases there and Leisure, I mean that
00:27:43
there's chemistry have you had to have you had those, we leave
00:27:47
you leave somewhere going? Yeah, I think I think there's
00:27:50
something there. Yeah, yeah, actually, I actually
00:27:52
spent the night with a stripper. After one of those is shocked,
00:27:57
absolutely shocked. Oh, so you're saying one of them
00:27:59
actually played out? Yeah it was weird scenario,
00:28:03
ended up on a friend's couch and okay, yeah, maybe we should save
00:28:06
this as one of your story. She had one of those blisters on
00:28:10
her lips and everything. So yeah, got interesting night,
00:28:14
I met a girl one time in the British Virgin Islands.
00:28:18
Okay. And she was from South Africa
00:28:21
and oh cool. Yeah she was cool.
00:28:24
Really Really an attractive woman if you will, and we hung
00:28:28
out and she was bartending but no one was really, there was
00:28:31
like afternoon, it was a horse, it's a bartender for you.
00:28:33
Of course, it was. Yeah, I've had my history with
00:28:36
those and so you walk in and, and it's barely anybody there.
00:28:40
And it's this Cove. And there's only one bar in this
00:28:44
Cove. And so it's kind of like, all
00:28:46
right, what are you going to do? You're sitting there and she's
00:28:49
this girl that Adventure. She all she wanted to do is get
00:28:51
on boats and work as a Somebody that hauls stuff and she just
00:28:58
wanted to travel the world and and kudos to her.
00:29:01
Why did I think that this girl would be interested in me?
00:29:05
I don't know, but she we just talked and had fun.
00:29:09
We played the little game, you know, the game where there's a
00:29:11
hook in the wall and you like, throw the hood, have a little
00:29:15
string string and its popular down there, and you drunk and
00:29:19
try and do it. I tell you what she gave me your
00:29:23
number and I left and I was on cloud nine.
00:29:26
My man, I mean, I bet that whole night is all.
00:29:29
I'm that guy we did it. I'm like, so her name was Neva
00:29:34
is I'm like so Neva. You know, everyone's like, oh my
00:29:37
God, she's bartending. And, how much money did you give
00:29:40
her? That I said, that's irrelevant
00:29:42
doesn't matter. And, and she, you know, was
00:29:46
like, oh yeah, I'll meet you guys at the pool at your where
00:29:49
you're staying and all these things.
00:29:51
And of course then I got I got kind of go stood there.
00:29:55
Oh, not not immediately. But after about a day it was
00:29:59
kind of like, okay, this guy and I may have been like, oh, you
00:30:02
know, you can come up and visit in the states and we going to
00:30:04
became this like, we stayed married.
00:30:06
Have a white, picket fence will look like this guy saying it
00:30:09
was. I felt like, wow, this could be
00:30:11
a specific and I worry. Yeah.
00:30:12
And I've always been had an imagination.
00:30:15
Anybody that knows me. And I'm a writer and I started
00:30:17
thinking about this scenario where, how did, how did you meet
00:30:20
Mommy? Oh She was a bartender on the
00:30:22
island in the middle of nowhere that I found it was, or did she
00:30:26
find me or did she buy used to very serendipitous?
00:30:29
It was anyway. So I like those, that was pretty
00:30:33
good. Yeah, I can't disagree with any
00:30:35
of the only one I deserve a kind of disagreed with was that the
00:30:38
Barista? No, no, I have learned my lesson
00:30:42
even though, you know what, dude, I'm not gonna lie, I still
00:30:44
everyone. So I'm like I'm like oh God, I'm
00:30:46
like she lets it, she looked at me a certain way and that, that,
00:30:49
and that look. There was something there.
00:30:52
Yeah, if I was single this would be on.
00:30:54
I got to leave it extra dollar, right?
00:30:57
And so the only one I disagree with though was the the trauma
00:31:01
experience because I feel like that if anything could actually
00:31:05
awakened or reignite some of those true feelings.
00:31:10
When you're talking about an incident you had like what?
00:31:13
Nine years into the relationship?
00:31:15
Yeah, whatever. And maybe that was a for the
00:31:18
time like wow, you know, and even It doesn't work out the
00:31:22
person, still cares, and still love you.
00:31:25
And so, I don't know that one seemed a little, like, you could
00:31:27
talk about that one a little more, but the other ones were,
00:31:29
like, spa and bright physical. Come on.
00:31:33
You see somebody, and you just like that, that is the most
00:31:37
good. As the most beautiful woman I've
00:31:39
ever seen. In my entire life.
00:31:40
Nobody has those lived. Nobody has whatever.
00:31:43
She's perfect. She does this.
00:31:44
She does that. And it becomes this like
00:31:46
infatuation. Yeah.
00:31:47
And and then it ends up being like just boring.
00:31:51
No conversation or something. Yeah, so yeah.
00:31:53
That was good or so just a bitch or she's just a bitch, which
00:31:56
some of them are. Yeah.
00:31:58
But you know, maybe it's our fault, it's never our fault,
00:32:02
right. Okay, I mean, let's, let's just
00:32:07
go ahead and talk about about the Titan submarine.
00:32:10
We need to do it. I thought we did a pretty good
00:32:12
job of covering the the topic on Wednesday night when we recorded
00:32:17
the last episode. And then we released it this
00:32:20
morning, which is Friday morning and I did a little bit of a
00:32:26
synopsis from yesterday, just a quick one.
00:32:29
I jumped in and did that for you guys and again, you can probably
00:32:32
look most places. I've posted a few links to what
00:32:35
I think is a good site to look for updates.
00:32:39
There's not really a lot to update any more tray.
00:32:41
Unfortunately but we want to do a quick follow-up and just make
00:32:45
sure we had some closure with it.
00:32:47
I guess. And did you want it?
00:32:50
Did you have anything? In about the Titan in the
00:32:52
submarine. You wanted to kind of talk about
00:32:53
first or how just interesting how there's so many stories
00:32:56
coming out of people that have been on this trip and close
00:33:00
calls and all this stuff. There were so many red flags
00:33:03
with this damn thing. Why it seems like you know, and
00:33:06
then not to mention all these people that are coming out
00:33:08
saying, well, I should have been on that trip but this came up or
00:33:12
whatever that though nothing gets me, I'm just going crazy.
00:33:16
There's just different things around.
00:33:17
One of them is you know if you had the butterfly effect, If you
00:33:21
had done one little thing. I mean.
00:33:23
What if you had decided to okay. Yeah, it's fine.
00:33:26
It'll it's just one thing. We're going to go down and back.
00:33:28
It's fine. Have you ever thought about
00:33:30
those times where you're about to leave the house and dang it?
00:33:34
I forgot. Sure whatever.
00:33:35
Man, that's what they run back in.
00:33:37
You grab something you'd leave and you come up on an accident
00:33:41
that just have no. And on, man, how did you not run
00:33:45
back into grab? Whatever it was, could you have
00:33:48
been in that accident? I did the opposite.
00:33:51
I I go I hope this doesn't cause you know me, delaying doesn't
00:33:56
put me into it, I do know. Yeah, I start going.
00:33:59
What if what if I was supposed to be going?
00:34:01
And then my dumbass that if you forgot something had to go back
00:34:05
and now to miss the acts out, yeah, I would have missed it
00:34:08
now, I'm in it or even traffic or, you know, gotten through it.
00:34:11
So it's crazy. I mean, because there was a
00:34:15
father and son, yeah, there's another one on the on the
00:34:19
submarine, but there was a father and son that was Posted
00:34:21
go. Okay.
00:34:22
Okay, to this. And they you know, I think there
00:34:28
was one of the sun, I think he was 20 and hit one of his
00:34:31
friends is super into this into the submarine, and he was very
00:34:36
into the trip. And he so he researched a lot.
00:34:39
He was into two submarines as a whole.
00:34:41
So he was very intelligent about the subject.
00:34:44
And he kept saying, guys, it's not, there's, there's something
00:34:48
it's just not he had, in other words.
00:34:51
Had safety concerns Dre. That's what I.
00:34:53
Okay, I just found that story too.
00:34:54
So yeah. Yeah.
00:34:55
Who turned down tickets for him and his son and he ended up
00:34:58
turning him down. It took a while but there that,
00:35:00
you know, this this was supposed to go down earlier than this.
00:35:04
I think they were supposed to go in April or May or something.
00:35:06
Like as soon as the North Sea got a little bit or the North
00:35:09
Atlantic, got a little bit, I guess more easier to go down.
00:35:15
And so this Father and Son decided at the last second to
00:35:20
kind of be like, you know what? I'm not feeling it.
00:35:23
Go ahead and give our seats to somebody else and it's believed
00:35:26
tray. That the the people that took
00:35:28
those spots was the other father and son.
00:35:32
Oh wow Duo the Pakistani billionaire and so I started
00:35:38
thinking like what if you know where they got in on the thing?
00:35:40
Yeah. And your and how do you, how do
00:35:42
you handle it? Now they're sitting here.
00:35:44
Now I'm going, holy shit, did we just, you know, that you
00:35:47
remember all those movies, The Final Destination movies, were
00:35:50
you escaping? If a pat it's not going to let
00:35:52
you do it. Yeah.
00:35:53
Somehow you're going to die and I can't imagine waking up every
00:35:57
day going. I literally was a couple days
00:36:00
from getting on that. Well think about it on the other
00:36:03
side. To now anytime you're about to
00:36:05
do something, if you feel funny about it, are you going to
00:36:08
automatically start thinking about?
00:36:10
Well, I made this decision, maybe I should back out of this
00:36:13
or back out of that you miss you miss out on some experiences
00:36:16
just because of this one, you know?
00:36:18
So and that worries me and sometimes to I get a lot of
00:36:21
Designer things like that. I think that was in that was in
00:36:24
like the first Final Destination.
00:36:26
Yeah, that wherever the people were panicking.
00:36:27
Like, something's wrong. I don't feel good about this
00:36:29
right off and sure enough. Yeah, plane blows up and in a
00:36:33
weird weird way. But, you know, so I think about
00:36:37
that, and then I go. Okay, well, now, it's being
00:36:39
forced. Now, I'm overthinking it and
00:36:41
that kind of stuff. But so, that was interesting.
00:36:44
But what we did find out, and I think this is kind of they've, I
00:36:48
think they've landed on this as being.
00:36:50
What Happened was that implosion not an explosion or not, you
00:36:56
know, sitting somewhere losing oxygen.
00:37:00
Apparently, this was a like split-second implosion that they
00:37:06
probably didn't even know happened and over as they were.
00:37:09
They were they were done quickly so at least that's I guess good
00:37:13
if you at there's a silver want to find any kind of Silver
00:37:16
Lining. They're saying they most likely
00:37:19
died instantaneously. And what officials are calling
00:37:23
catastrophic implosion? Well, no shit.
00:37:26
It's catastrophic. They stood there saying.
00:37:29
If you want to know the exact it appears to have it was only 22
00:37:34
foot vessel. Which seems got so small right
00:37:36
now. I know it's not that small but
00:37:38
it's pretty small for something like this.
00:37:39
Go down 13, right? And so it is the equivalent of a
00:37:44
10-ton wrought. Iron Eiffel Tower.
00:37:50
With that, with the was the pressure.
00:37:51
That was the equivalent just cause you get like squishing
00:37:54
that squish down on. Ya, just like my God, colossal
00:37:57
forces would have had to act would have acted so quickly
00:38:00
there to be like, the vehicles carbon fiber hole, which was the
00:38:04
other issue. They're saying the carbon fiber
00:38:06
was, was not equipped for that debt versus steel.
00:38:11
Gotcha, the carbon fiber whole suddenly Vanishing, before
00:38:14
anyone inside knew, it was happening while that's what
00:38:16
they're saying, is almost like, it just been playing.
00:38:19
So people, and so that's what they're saying and I get, you
00:38:22
know, you know, the other thing, try real quick and I don't, I
00:38:27
don't want to get into this because I don't want people to
00:38:28
call me anymore, the right wing, you know, whatever, but there's
00:38:33
this conspiracy theory right now.
00:38:35
Have you heard about this? I haven't tell me.
00:38:37
Tell me so the only dumb excited so on Sunday when when it's
00:38:42
believed that basically what happened on Sunday when they
00:38:46
lost contact, we're at a Navy. The the Navy that was I guess
00:38:51
monitoring, I'm not sure how they do it, but they heard what
00:38:55
sounded like, what they're saying.
00:38:57
It sounded like an implosion. That's what I've heard to yeah.
00:39:00
Even even an explosion, but they heard it and they reported it to
00:39:05
our commander in chief if you will or the President, right?
00:39:11
And the president. And the the whole thing now is
00:39:16
they're going. This was just like a, some sort
00:39:20
of a hey, look over here. Look at this way right now
00:39:24
because my son Hunter is dealing with a ton of legal issues.
00:39:28
Oh and now that's come out and and people are claiming they've
00:39:32
got more than just a hearsay kind of thing and I'm not I'm
00:39:35
not getting into it because I don't I have no opinion on this.
00:39:39
You heard me say it I'm just telling you what I read which is
00:39:43
people are. There's all the people in the on
00:39:45
the anti Biden side I have I met one person who likes Joe Biden,
00:39:49
who's believed that. Wow, but I met a lot of people
00:39:53
who don't like Joe Biden that do believe this.
00:39:55
So it's one of those. I just thought it was
00:39:57
interesting because apparently based on sound and the sound
00:40:02
waves and how all that works under this.
00:40:04
The sensor of the sewn arm sensors and all that.
00:40:06
Yeah, you they were able to hear this and somehow the Navy
00:40:13
officer said, the naval officer said we're still going to do a
00:40:17
search. Because we're not 100%, okay?
00:40:19
I was about to say, can think about all the Manpower and yeah,
00:40:22
that and imagine if one of these Rescuers got injured or died
00:40:26
lesure and it was all for nothing.
00:40:28
Sir. Well the and they also I think
00:40:30
they found debris. That's what I heard.
00:40:33
Yeah. Like, quote fresh debris, I
00:40:36
don't know what the right word would be, but yeah, I'll use
00:40:38
fresh debris. Not maybe like 800 to 1
00:40:43
something like that away from the bow.
00:40:46
The front. Okay of the Titanic front.
00:40:50
So it got pretty close to its goal and and then they found the
00:40:54
debris and they're thinking that it imploded way before it got
00:40:58
down that deep but they were they were just above.
00:41:01
And so of course it fell down, got you, which is weird because
00:41:04
I mean if it did that at say 8000 feet, are they going to
00:41:10
make it to 13? No Joe.
00:41:12
So that's scary. But the last thing about the
00:41:14
tight and then we'll end it there.
00:41:16
Well one thing Is, did you hear about the son of the Pakistani,
00:41:22
man? The billionaire.
00:41:24
Well, they're all billionaires, but it's the one that was
00:41:26
tweeting and posting is known as the media shit.
00:41:29
Like this know, we'll be talking about that guy to the OK.
00:41:32
This is a different one. Well, this the guy you're
00:41:34
talking about was the his stepfather.
00:41:36
Oh, on the submarine, got you was on the Submarine by himself.
00:41:40
This kid was stayed back and then, of course, the day after I
00:41:44
think we might have mentioned this in the last month we did.
00:41:46
I'm sorry but he was that a Blink 182.
00:41:49
Yeah answered. And he was like posting stuff.
00:41:51
And you you mentioned that he was like foot not only fans.
00:41:54
Yeah anyone. Yeah.
00:41:56
And I was thinking about earlier and I was like, well he could he
00:41:59
could just him and his stepfather probably could have
00:42:01
just hated each other. That's his name.
00:42:03
Yeah, it's his way to grieve his mom about to have a lot of
00:42:07
money. Yeah.
00:42:07
And maybe he's not so upset because you didn't like it
00:42:10
stepped up. That's a possibility I won't
00:42:12
speculate but the Other the Sun that actually went the Pakistani
00:42:17
father and the Pakistani son who went apparently, the sun would
00:42:22
up leading up to, it was very, very skeptical and very scared
00:42:25
and afraid of going on this journey.
00:42:28
He said he didn't feel safe. Something felt off, but it was
00:42:32
Father's Day and he didn't want to know that his dad down.
00:42:35
Yeah. And so, because his dad
00:42:37
obviously was probably, like, don't be a pussy, something like
00:42:40
that, I don't know. I don't know what it would
00:42:42
happen, obviously. But he ended up On there and
00:42:44
guess what happened? It just what happened.
00:42:48
Did you know that? There's a missing submarine, so
00:42:52
I thought that was something else.
00:42:53
But my question here and then we'll move on, is they can put
00:42:58
GPS trackers on fucking sharks and and know where the hell they
00:43:03
are in the entire ocean, right? Right.
00:43:05
Why nobody put anything on this thing.
00:43:09
I mean, I thought you could at least put a chain but that's
00:43:11
alright, that's like that's a long chain red flags everywhere
00:43:14
on this thing. That's what I'm saying, like,
00:43:16
who why would you not have some sort of tracker?
00:43:19
Why would you not have some sort of a, I mean obviously in this
00:43:22
case we're finding out that it wouldn't have done anything but
00:43:24
at least we would have known. Yeah, a lot quicker.
00:43:28
Yeah I might be see that tracker.
00:43:29
Sinking quick or just disappear, something's wrong?
00:43:33
Yeah it didn't go. Well this is and so that what
00:43:36
that was I'm just sitting here thinking about all these
00:43:38
scenarios like Like what it's really sad and too bad and it
00:43:42
really kind of captured, you know, I know it captured this
00:43:45
country. I don't know about the rest of
00:43:46
the world, but man, we were the engine first.
00:43:49
Everybody's on the edge of their seats waiting for reports.
00:43:51
Well hopefully this company's done with this shit.
00:43:54
So well, I bet at least for a little while.
00:43:57
I bet they are. Could I get another best a
00:44:00
vessel built? Yeah, yeah, that's going to be.
00:44:03
I can't imagine the people will be waiting in line.
00:44:06
Let's go on next one. Yeah, it's going to Is kind of
00:44:09
now. Psych 100 bucks.
00:44:10
Instead of 250 like 50 bucks.
00:44:14
Buy one, get one free. There you go.
00:44:16
There would we go? No.
00:44:21
Would we go for the show? No.
00:44:23
Oh, we could be out there all the time saying.
00:44:25
I don't know if I could handle the boat.
00:44:26
I get seasick. I don't think I can handle just
00:44:28
sitting on the boat watching. No!
00:44:29
No, I'm saying let's get it submarine.
00:44:31
Oh, no, no, no. We don't think even if they
00:44:34
promised us that else, I thought we might take one for the hell
00:44:38
no. No, that might be our last show.
00:44:41
Here's our finale of the will always be remembered.
00:44:44
Oh yeah, yeah. These idiots think they're going
00:44:47
to be remembered after all these people died.
00:44:49
They want to jump on this and do a fucking show.
00:44:53
My mom would kill you. She would bring back to life and
00:44:55
then kill you again. I don't want to mess with Mama
00:44:58
tray. Do you know who Vladimir Putin
00:45:01
is? Vladimir Putin.
00:45:04
I do? You do?
00:45:05
Yeah, I was about to play stupid but yeah, you know the Russian
00:45:09
mobster they call him. And president out dictator, we
00:45:12
call him a dictator but I think they call him president anyway.
00:45:15
So you might you might think differently of him just for a
00:45:20
second. When I tell you this, okay?
00:45:23
He is trying to implement forced chemical castration 0 for all
00:45:30
pedophiles interesting. I got to tell you, I thought
00:45:34
about it. I read this over and over again.
00:45:36
I read a little bit of some of the Articles and I'm kind of
00:45:40
with him on this. Like if you're a pedophile
00:45:45
castrate your Island. Yeah, you know, we were talking
00:45:47
about the death penalty or living and being in prison.
00:45:49
How about you just chemically castrate them.
00:45:52
It, how does that work? I that's what I was just
00:45:54
thinking I can make, I mean, do you dip it in?
00:45:57
Look at chemical vial of chemicals and Burns off that.
00:46:05
Would you put a shot into it and it just goes.
00:46:07
Yeah, that would suck. All I know is chemical,
00:46:11
castration sounds about, right for a pedophile.
00:46:13
And, you know, you should have talking about Vladimir Putin,
00:46:17
who everybody over here? Just thinks is and I'm not, I
00:46:19
don't disagrees public admitting a number one, but I still it.
00:46:25
This to me, seems like, all right, we can maybe all agree
00:46:28
on. Yeah, makes sense on this issue.
00:46:31
Yeah. Just make sure that I saw that.
00:46:33
I was like, okay, Vladimir, I know.
00:46:36
We think you're quite the asshole, but in this case, we
00:46:39
can get on board. Let's castrate some people that
00:46:41
are sick enough to do that, to our children that works.
00:46:44
So that actually leads quite well to my next story.
00:46:47
Rang, how does chemical castration lead into anything?
00:46:51
I wonder but go ahead. Actually found a story where
00:46:54
it's claiming researchers are claiming Instagram helps to
00:46:59
connect and promote which is I mean you think that's a good
00:47:02
thing. Thing, Instagram, Instagram
00:47:04
helps connect, what is that? And promote Network, you want to
00:47:08
network with people and stuff like that, right?
00:47:10
So that's you think that's a helpful thing, but this they're
00:47:13
claiming that they're trying to connect and promote network of
00:47:16
pedophile accounts what and it's enables people to search for
00:47:22
explicit hashtags. Oh so this is, this is
00:47:27
Instagram. So what we throw in Instagram,
00:47:29
right under the bus right now apparently okay well the story.
00:47:32
Listen to this 12. This is true, then they need to
00:47:34
be says an investigation found the Instagram guides, those who
00:47:38
express interest in child pornography to sellers.
00:47:41
So if you're going on there looking at it is they're saying
00:47:43
Instagram is allowing it to happen and helping you out.
00:47:47
How are they helping you out? So hashtags like hashtag it's
00:47:51
pedo bait because I was going to say I want an example but I
00:47:54
don't, you know what I mean? Yeah.
00:47:55
Okay. But you gave me one.
00:47:56
So it's on you pedo bait and variations of hash tag em NSFW
00:48:02
Ooh, meaning minor not safe for work.
00:48:05
Oh that's so fucked up and the fact that he who would know that
00:48:10
apparently I do, apparently will really however many thousands of
00:48:14
people are doing that. Does it have a number something
00:48:17
on Instagram? These days doesn't have the
00:48:19
number of people in the hashtag. Oh, that's a good question.
00:48:23
I don't, I'm scared to put out. Yeah.
00:48:24
That would be really bad to see. I die.
00:48:26
I'm scared to pull it up because I don't want my phone to think
00:48:28
it's me, right? And and says researchers say and
00:48:31
other social media Platforms, did not seem to have the same
00:48:34
problem so it's claimed it for them.
00:48:37
Yeah. It's claiming the histogram is
00:48:39
helping pedophiles connect with one another and bout by child
00:48:43
pornography, which is, it's a new report suggests and it says,
00:48:48
some of the accounts claim to be run by the children themselves
00:48:51
using overtly sexual handles incorporating.
00:48:54
The words, little slut For You. O says several of these sellers
00:49:01
even let users Commissioned their own Works featuring
00:49:03
children of different ages engaged in specific sexual acts
00:49:06
While others listed menu prices for videos of children harming
00:49:10
themselves. So come on this is terrible.
00:49:12
Oh my God that Instagram and I whoa so well that's they are
00:49:16
that's really weird. I mean it's so when you say that
00:49:18
they're helping you just mean like they're they're not
00:49:21
blocking these hashtag right. So now guys actually they're not
00:49:25
like encouraging it, they're just not doing anything about
00:49:28
yeah. So I guess there's a way to
00:49:30
track yet. They're letting it go.
00:49:32
But it says meta the parent company.
00:49:34
Of Instagram said it does. Now setting up an internal task
00:49:37
force to address the issue. Okay, well good for them.
00:49:40
Finally. Yeah, so while acknowledging its
00:49:43
failures at enforcing its rules violating violating its
00:49:46
policies. So says Stanford researcher set
00:49:50
up test accounts, that would view one single account that
00:49:53
used term suggesting. It was involved in child sex
00:49:56
abuse and were immediately recommended to Added child sex
00:50:03
context sellers and buyers as well as a council linking to off
00:50:07
platform trading sites. So yeah this is crazy.
00:50:12
I can't believe they're this many people out there that are
00:50:14
so fucked up like it like you hear about it everyone.
00:50:18
So when you go alright like someone's just it just complete
00:50:22
and utter piece of shit and like you said, sometimes they go to
00:50:26
jail and they were they, you know, the other inmates are
00:50:29
there like your the hi You're the one that did the worst is
00:50:34
any kind of a child being a pedophile.
00:50:39
And and now all the sudden you're talking about all this.
00:50:41
This sounds like it's a lot of people and yeah.
00:50:43
And here's actually some some more numbers.
00:50:45
So I want numbers, researchers also used hash tags associated
00:50:48
with underage sex like pedo or and teen sex to find 405 sellers
00:50:56
of what they called. Self-generated child sex,
00:50:59
materials or accounts apparently run by children themselves.
00:51:02
It's some of which said they were as young as 12 says,
00:51:05
according to data, gathered by multigo, a network mapping
00:51:10
software, 112 of these sellers, collectively had 22 unique
00:51:14
followers, current, and former meta employees, who worked on
00:51:19
Instagrams. Child safety initiatives.
00:51:21
Now estimate that the number of accounts that exist solely to
00:51:24
follow. Child pornography sellers is in
00:51:25
the hundreds of thousands if not in the millions, oh my God.
00:51:31
So yeah, that's Scary for kids to be on social media with this
00:51:35
stuff. If not in the millions.
00:51:37
That's just, that's crazy. Not surprising though.
00:51:40
There were like 40 40 assholes out there that we need to worry
00:51:44
about much less Millions. So what's wrong with you?
00:51:50
Humanity's anyway, that's crazy. Yeah but no it's a good story.
00:51:55
We need to know this because and again II literally while you
00:51:58
were talking grabbed my phone and wanted to go and check and
00:52:02
see what the number would be, but I'm too scared to pull down.
00:52:06
I definitely. Yeah, I mean but I'm not going
00:52:08
to click on it because if you just do it you know if you start
00:52:11
typing it it'll come up with a list and it'll show how many
00:52:15
right by it. Oh gotcha I'm not going to click
00:52:17
on it but it's I still am worried.
00:52:20
I'm still sitting there going. Yeah, I don't want any kind of
00:52:22
monitoring that. I haven't typed that in, but it
00:52:24
looks like you had some numbers. So what's crazy just being so?
00:52:29
I mean so easily found by just using these hashtags you know,
00:52:33
just so blatant about it. Well so I won't get into too
00:52:38
much detail about this because I'm not sure if the the parents
00:52:43
want want to release even though it's kind of out there anyway.
00:52:46
So I won't I won't say any names or anything but there's a young
00:52:48
lady 15 years old. And these are friends of my
00:52:53
wife's and Friends of Friends of Friends, kind of deal.
00:52:56
And she lived up just just north of where we are here and a nice
00:53:00
neighbor, really nice neighborhood.
00:53:02
And went outside, apparently went out for a walk or to go see
00:53:08
a friend down the street. And again 15 you're talking
00:53:10
about an eight-year-old 15 and she walked down there and now
00:53:14
she's missing. Oh no.
00:53:16
And there's some some evidence that something happened weather.
00:53:19
I was on social media or something that points to
00:53:21
trafficking. Oh, shit.
00:53:23
And you're going in the end. I think she had, I don't know
00:53:26
exactly what there was something about her.
00:53:28
That was very she I don't know if I hate to say she had some
00:53:33
sort of a condition, but I think there was something that was a
00:53:36
little bit more laid back and not quite as aware of maybe a
00:53:41
form of, you know, I hate to say Asperger's but you know what?
00:53:44
Asperger's are not quite as aware, but they're still funky.
00:53:46
They're more than functional. They're very intelligent right?
00:53:49
Almost to it to a fault. And I think there's something
00:53:53
along those lines with her again.
00:53:55
Not sure. This is just a quick example of
00:53:58
what we're talking about, and I'm not giving the full story
00:54:00
because I don't know, yet how much what they want released in,
00:54:04
you're going. This just happened in a random
00:54:07
neighborhood. She's walking down the street,
00:54:10
you know, even when we were kids tray back in the day, I mean, we
00:54:14
played outside. We rode our bikes, we kick the
00:54:18
soccer ball. We beat each other.
00:54:19
With sticks. Sign upside down.
00:54:21
Yeah, I mean and, and no one in the parents they didn't care.
00:54:24
They were like, oh, okay, cool, it's getting dark.
00:54:25
Kids come in as time for dinner. And there was just no worries
00:54:30
and you shouldn't here now and it's not that much later
00:54:32
everybody. We're not that old.
00:54:34
Yeah. And and no young
00:54:36
fifteen-year-old walks down the street.
00:54:38
And she's taking possibly for sex trafficking as terrible.
00:54:41
Hell's going on in this world right now and so absolutely
00:54:44
terrible. I'm just fascinated.
00:54:46
I don't know if fascinated the right word I'm just With
00:54:49
Humanity right now. It's just man.
00:54:51
I mean it gives us content, right?
00:54:53
Although there's a good outcome to yeah.
00:54:55
Yeah. Hopefully I misunderstand I'm
00:54:57
hoping that I guess the concern is where is she?
00:55:03
Where would she be for? You know, it's been three days.
00:55:06
Wow, that's that's the problem. That's the problem and I'm going
00:55:10
to leave that in there. By the way, drivetrains white
00:55:13
bumping and his microphone. That's all right.
00:55:16
It's not even the Michael do our content.
00:55:19
Is so good. That it allows us occasional
00:55:21
bumps and you hear me? Pouring my Scottish Rite.
00:55:25
Everything else is quite professional.
00:55:28
What is it? My three-year-old was bumping.
00:55:31
It just as much. So don't worry asshole.
00:55:35
He also stands up when he pees. So he's I think he's surpassing
00:55:38
you showing off it always. But man, that's messed up.
00:55:44
That's math. I don't even know what to say to
00:55:45
that at this point, but Instagram, get your shit
00:55:49
together. They're right.
00:55:50
I love Instagram and you know look we're getting our stuff out
00:55:55
there on Instagram, we're throwing it out there.
00:55:56
Hey I just got a notification from Instagram out like I'm now
00:56:00
I'm all like they want to meet with you.
00:56:02
Are they mad? Let me most likely.
00:56:05
It's a new follower for us. Try, let's hope.
00:56:07
So, mmm. So let's swivel to maybe
00:56:10
something a little bit more entertaining.
00:56:11
No. All right.
00:56:12
Let's let swivel. I like that.
00:56:14
I like that were. So here's, here's two
00:56:16
billionaires in the news that that want to decides the The
00:56:20
Titan, right? That want to jump into a ring
00:56:22
and fight each other. Oh yeah.
00:56:24
Okay. Have you heard about this Elon
00:56:26
Musk and Mark Zuckerberg are they want to fire?
00:56:29
He's about a cage Mallet and it could be the biggest fight of
00:56:33
all. So it's not like a boxing ring
00:56:34
is like actual K cage match. Like an MMA match which
00:56:37
honestly, I'm not big on. I'm naughty.
00:56:39
I mean if it's on our watch it, but I think I would actually
00:56:42
watch this just to see what happened.
00:56:45
God, I would watch those. That would be that, that would
00:56:47
be the, but I guess they didn't like us.
00:56:49
Fight or something, you know, can you do now some pillow,
00:56:52
their little dudes, I thought I thought Zuckerberg was like,
00:56:54
five six or something, they have, and they've got to tell of
00:56:57
the tape not that Nemo came here saying the gray.
00:57:00
We don't have a problem with 56 men.
00:57:02
So so Zuckerberg is 57 57. Yeah.
00:57:06
And he'll on is 511. Okay.
00:57:09
So they're both under 6 feet. Yeah, both of them are worth
00:57:11
billions. Yeah.
00:57:12
So anyway so going back to the top.
00:57:15
It says Twitter's Elon Musk challenged Jiu-Jitsu trained.
00:57:19
Mark Z over to a fight. Zuckerberg is the Jiu-Jitsu
00:57:23
Jiu-Jitsu. I think that's recently to it
00:57:25
says, well, I'm see why would I go in there with him?
00:57:28
What the hell, wow, says, you have see Chief, Dana White said
00:57:32
that the pair are dead serious, about a cage 5.
00:57:35
So this could actually happen. Why why both of them have so
00:57:40
much money? Let me see.
00:57:42
What would be the purpose of this?
00:57:43
I would go in the ring and get my ass kicked by somebody for
00:57:46
like a 100 million dollars. So was I don't have In dollars,
00:57:49
it's saying that Elon challenged Mark to a cage match where they
00:57:54
like pissing on each. Oh yeah.
00:57:56
They after making a backhanded comment about Met has reported
00:57:59
new development threads. There it is.
00:58:02
That is suspect to or that is suspect to rival.
00:58:06
Twitter said so yeah, but it also says musk has trained in
00:58:12
kyokushin karate. Taekwondo gildo.
00:58:16
Hold on. What Kia?
00:58:18
What key? EO Q shinshin karate.
00:58:22
Okay, Taekwondo Judo and Brazilian jiu-jitsu briefly the
00:58:27
ride. Whoa.
00:58:28
So a lot of months. Yeah, apparently he's been
00:58:31
training to, okay, so this could be awesome.
00:58:34
So this could be actually be pretty fun.
00:58:36
Although, I think I might have might rather enjoy if they
00:58:39
didn't know anything and they're just like you said this like
00:58:42
slapping she slap fighting and just just on the ground like Get
00:58:49
off me. Yeah, or something.
00:58:51
I don't know. So it does say Zuckerberg
00:58:53
replied on his Instagram story, sharing a screenshot of must
00:58:56
challenge writing. Send me a location.
00:58:58
So, this could be fun. I wonder which like, publicist
00:59:03
in which promoters got a hold of this and like, I mean it had to
00:59:06
immediately go. Holy shit, we got me, this is
00:59:10
this could be a huge moneymaker pay-per-view stuff like that.
00:59:13
That would be fun to watch. Like I said, I'm not, I'm a
00:59:15
casual fan, but I would, I would probably pay the why I hate it.
00:59:19
Like I think I mentioned before, I'm not a fan of watching people
00:59:22
just get obliterated and like knocked out and bloodied it.
00:59:25
I just it doesn't, it doesn't? It makes me I'm very I feels
00:59:28
awkward. Yeah, yeah.
00:59:29
I'm just like, oh my God. And and I would like I told you
00:59:32
once before, I was, I was thinking about becoming a cop
00:59:36
yet. Sitting there watching somebody
00:59:37
fight each. Other just made me queasy and
00:59:39
just uncomfortable. So I don't know.
00:59:41
How would I do in a situation, right?
00:59:43
No price. Shoot him in the leg or
00:59:44
something. Yeah.
00:59:45
Apparently that's frowned upon. Now, I would shoot everybody.
00:59:49
Leg just, you know, it's done, let's just immobilize them,
00:59:52
right? And then that way, I have some
00:59:54
time I have to figure it out. I've got a friend of mine that
00:59:56
used to be a cop here in Dallas and shorter fellow.
01:00:00
And he told me one time, is this big ol 6 foot 6, foot five, six
01:00:04
foot. Six man comes out huge 300
01:00:06
pounds. He walks out of his house and
01:00:08
this guy is a probably about 565 said by 57, he stocky.
01:00:14
But he is. This man comes out of his house
01:00:17
towering over him. He pulls out his gun and says As
01:00:19
listen. We've really only got two
01:00:21
options here. He said, either you're going to
01:00:23
come with me easily or I'm going to shoot you because there's no
01:00:27
way I'm fighting you. So it's either the gun or or you
01:00:31
want to the other come here, usually.
01:00:33
So let's just, let's just and the guy actually, he said the
01:00:35
guy actually laughed about it and said, okay, let's cool all.
01:00:38
Yeah, right like all yeah, about us.
01:00:40
Yeah, so he I thought that was pretty funny but yeah, he not to
01:00:44
get into it. We can talk about it later with
01:00:45
guns and cops and all that, but it was interesting.
01:00:49
To me, is that more? People say to these cops.
01:00:53
Like all right, you didn't have to shoot him in the Torso.
01:00:56
You know, why didn't you just shoot him in the leg?
01:00:58
Okay. Again, I don't know.
01:01:01
I mean, maybe that's something that people should look into and
01:01:03
maybe they should focus that on that and training more.
01:01:06
Like if someone's coming at you just shoot him in the leg, you
01:01:08
don't to kill them. You know what I mean?
01:01:11
He's moving around but that frantically that's like that's
01:01:14
the point. Wait a minute.
01:01:15
So damn yeah let me aim inside like a in the leg really becomes
01:01:18
a look. You're evading arrest of You're
01:01:20
a criminal. You reaching into your car?
01:01:22
Yeah. Okay.
01:01:23
I can't take a chance here and I'm okay with that.
01:01:26
And in most cases but it is interesting where you're going
01:01:30
that cop probably should. He could have shot that person
01:01:34
in a leg but who am I? I'm not a cop.
01:01:36
I don't know in that situation. Yeah, no hell no, so
01:01:39
interesting. But after that's yeah but this
01:01:41
what I'm saying if I was a cop, I wouldn't even need be like a
01:01:44
traffic ticket. Can you get huh?
01:01:46
Yeah, for a second. I just shoot, I think sure just
01:01:50
to make sure. You couldn't run and then help
01:01:51
them back into the car help. Megan, are you?
01:01:54
Let me ask you what you to the hospital you're good.
01:01:56
I'll give you a police escort. Can you imagine that your boss
01:02:01
is like that's the third person you should I.
01:02:02
Yeah. Traffic ticket, obviously.
01:02:04
It's just a leg. There's no fatality felt my life
01:02:07
was in danger. Yeah, it was an old lady, I
01:02:10
because sake. She didn't 80 year old lady.
01:02:14
She gave was a wheelchair. She gave me an intense.
01:02:18
Look, and I felt threatened. Okay, she was jaywalking.
01:02:20
Damn, yes, she knows better. She knows better, damn it
01:02:25
gladdens. But that's, I'd be known as like
01:02:29
the cop that shot people in the leg.
01:02:31
Oh shit. Here's this guy.
01:02:34
I pull people over traffic by like, oh, please cover in their
01:02:37
legs open? No, no, that's very long sir.
01:02:41
Yeah. Yeah.
01:02:42
Yeah. I don't think I don't think I
01:02:44
have it to be a cop. That's why I think those guys
01:02:46
all the time. Yeah, absolutely again.
01:02:48
Everybody's got yes, there are some bad apples.
01:02:52
Bad seeds. What?
01:02:53
Even to say? I get it.
01:02:55
But the, the vast majority of police officers are literally
01:02:59
waking up every day, putting their life out, you know what I
01:03:01
mean? And I so I and I couldn't do it.
01:03:05
I admit that I just it's got to be tough and so good for them
01:03:10
and yeah, you know, back. Blue to a point which now be
01:03:13
called a right-winger again. But yep, I don't think you
01:03:15
should be on either side to just support our police officers.
01:03:19
But anyway, yeah, that okay. So that fight.
01:03:23
Did they have? They given a time to look at
01:03:26
nowadays. They're just talking back at me
01:03:28
right now. I want, they just a tease.
01:03:29
We're just teasing all of you, but like I said, Dana White
01:03:32
says, they're dead serious about it.
01:03:33
So he said he'd love to promote it.
01:03:35
So, that would be. Yeah, I would definitely order
01:03:37
it. Would Don King jump in on this,
01:03:39
is he still alive? Yeah.
01:03:41
Or do you have To be a black man for Don King.
01:03:43
I don't know. That's a good question.
01:03:45
Yeah. He loves this kind of shit and I
01:03:47
think he I think he's going to I think he would if he only jump
01:03:51
in there. Yeah.
01:03:51
If he only promoted black boxers or Fighters, I think this would
01:03:56
be a time where he did. He cross that?
01:03:58
I think. Yeah.
01:03:59
Make the jelly. Which one would he promote those
01:04:01
Zuckerberg? I think he would.
01:04:04
I think he'd be zuk zuk. Exact.
01:04:06
A Burg? Get a must I conduct like super
01:04:08
white. Musk is, but musk is kind of
01:04:10
pissed. Some people off.
01:04:11
Only with his, he's got this cocky attitude with Twitter and
01:04:15
and I loved it, but he's pissing celebrities off and so, right?
01:04:18
That's why I think that Zuckerberg is going to have
01:04:21
celebrities in the media on his side.
01:04:23
That's just my my thought we'll see what happens.
01:04:26
That'll be fun. Let's get, let's get a little
01:04:28
low. There's watch it's good to
01:04:29
watching party because actually a little note in here talking
01:04:32
about even Rogan coming in and being a guest referee God that
01:04:38
would be fantastic. That would be fun because you
01:04:41
know, He's done all that. I mean yeah I think he's I think
01:04:45
he's trained in one of those, I think he's trained.
01:04:48
He's done the announcer announcer for all the UFC and
01:04:52
you could just make this a whole event.
01:04:55
This is what a fucking circus. What if it was just like one of
01:04:58
those ding, ding, ding and then 11 hit just having some
01:05:01
Mountain. Boom, it's over.
01:05:04
Then all the lead up and all the.
01:05:06
Oh, yeah, that would suck. I would suck, you guys just
01:05:08
dance around. At least we just paid 6999 for
01:05:11
that. I want Be pissed.
01:05:12
Well, we split it between like five of us.
01:05:14
I think we'll be all right, that'll work, like 12 bucks, I
01:05:17
can do that, but anyone that that we will keep you posted on
01:05:22
these Zuckerberg, Elon Musk fight.
01:05:24
Sounds fun. It is that time of night, Trey?
01:05:30
I am ready to bitch. I have self-aware.
01:05:34
What do we call it? Awareness of self awareness,
01:05:38
maybe by the 50th show. I'll know what we call it or
01:05:42
where Anna stored. Self-awareness wait, maybe
01:05:44
maybe. Yeah, if anybody has a better
01:05:46
idea for it's basically being aware of being self-aware.
01:05:51
Gotcha. And so I've got like three of
01:05:54
them tonight. What do you think about that?
01:05:56
Not surprised and I'll go through them quickly.
01:05:59
I don't. Worried.
01:06:00
But the first one is simple and we talked about driving.
01:06:02
We and you talked about the right lane, right, right.
01:06:05
Like it up to the stop light and they either have their blinker
01:06:08
on and they don't know that you can turn on red.
01:06:10
I mean, you, you kind of went off on those guys, right?
01:06:12
Yes. And girls right on, hopefully,
01:06:15
yeah. A little, a lot of women driver.
01:06:17
Speaking of my mom, kind of got pissed that on the times where
01:06:19
it says, don't turn right on red, she gets upset because
01:06:22
people are honking at her because, yeah, anyway, yeah
01:06:25
anyway, I'm with her on that. So, yeah, just don't, it's
01:06:27
right, it's right there, right. Don't honk amides are today.
01:06:29
Corrupt your story. The no, no, go ahead know that,
01:06:31
that was a that actually had something to do with this.
01:06:36
So on the left lane it, when I'm in what I'm saying is like a
01:06:39
turn lane at the light what I'm saying is when you turn into the
01:06:43
turn lane on the left and you get the arrow, okay, if you're
01:06:48
on your phone, In three cars in front of you go and you don't go
01:06:54
because you're on your phone and all the sudden you realize it
01:06:58
and you go and you make the light in all of us have just now
01:07:02
sit through another light because you were on your phone
01:07:06
today today tray and that's not even it.
01:07:09
So this guy white Jeep. Cherokee, by the way, I will
01:07:12
throw him out there that happened.
01:07:15
Right license plate. Number that happened.
01:07:18
I was so few. I don't even I'm Sophia me out.
01:07:20
Even know if you had a license plate and and I sat I sat it was
01:07:23
a car in front of me and then him.
01:07:25
Okay? And it was one of those major
01:07:27
sections and you know, it's going to be a long light and we
01:07:30
got the Green Arrow and three cars in front of him went.
01:07:33
And I kept thinking, is this guy is really not, he's not just
01:07:36
sitting there, right? Nice, as you can see, I can see
01:07:38
him on his phone and I think the car in front of me, finally,
01:07:43
honked. And then he win, you know, threw
01:07:45
up a quasi whatever and and this case he didn't make the light,
01:07:49
he He was first. He will be first on the next
01:07:51
one. Okay.
01:07:52
Oh God. Please tell me, he was on his
01:07:54
phone. He was on his phone on the next
01:07:56
one, and, and the honking didn't do anything.
01:08:00
So you must have his music up like the car in front of me.
01:08:02
Honk, I swear to you now, we ended up making it because you
01:08:05
realize it, but it was still like 5 to 10 seconds into that
01:08:09
and you're going okay? Really dude you already Did
01:08:14
that? And you've got to know that
01:08:16
people behind you were pissed. I can pissed.
01:08:18
And then he did it again, and it's like, if I if I if you had
01:08:22
to be on your phone, hold it up to where you can see that light,
01:08:24
you know what I mean? Unbelievable.
01:08:26
And I just lost I was like you know sped up by and when we
01:08:29
finally turned left and I was just you know doing our whole
01:08:32
like bloody hell and I didn't see him but anyway that was
01:08:36
that's number one. I just it's got your phone and
01:08:40
because left arrows don't last very long, usually.
01:08:43
And you're the ones I had to wait whole cycle, right?
01:08:46
Anyway. Yeah, that first one would upset
01:08:48
me but I'd second one. Well, the first one was like,
01:08:51
our, the guy fucked up. He's looking at his phone, don't
01:08:54
be a douche bag and let it happen again and it happened
01:08:56
again, like the next. It's just, I've never had that
01:09:01
happen to me before and it was right before I you do, you know,
01:09:05
went to lunch today. So, I immediately immediately
01:09:09
put it in my phone for tonight's.
01:09:11
Yeah, that's a good one. This And one is something that I
01:09:15
laughed at because we were I forget how it came up and I'll
01:09:19
use like Best Buy as an example and it's a couple of different
01:09:22
places, Electronics, places things like that.
01:09:25
If you're standing in line, waiting say you're in the
01:09:28
computer section and you all you need to get is a freaking mouse
01:09:32
pad or whatever. You just, you need to get sore,
01:09:36
you need a basic question, asking your in the line and the
01:09:40
people in the people in front of you.
01:09:41
Whether they're a couple or it's one guy, they'll sit there for
01:09:45
10 minutes trying to decide if they want the insurance.
01:09:48
If for whatever they're buying, that's a big decision.
01:09:51
Do you want to pay for 95 $4.95 for?
01:09:55
This insurance for this keyboard insurance, and they just like,
01:10:00
if we do this and was alive decision, and it really it, I
01:10:03
just, it's happened to me. Believe it or not, more than
01:10:06
once. And I'm just kind of sitting
01:10:08
there and I'm looking over and it was rolling my eyes and I'm
01:10:10
like, okay, I make sure to go and I'm like, you're talking
01:10:14
about $4 and I almost I really just almost had him a five
01:10:18
dollar bill and said do it here Insurance.
01:10:20
Yeah on me and move on. If your if your item breaks
01:10:24
down, remember me and Howard. As I was for five dollars with
01:10:27
your new keyboardist? Yeah, you can get brand new one
01:10:31
and I that was one of them. I thought of as just
01:10:33
indecisiveness in front of you, in a line, we're just unaware
01:10:37
again of people behind you. That is frustrating.
01:10:40
I like the ones that are sitting there after they've got eight
01:10:43
thousand items in their cart. And they get to one that instead
01:10:45
of will say, instead of 499, it was supposed to be 399.
01:10:49
Mmm. Well, it says, in this paper, it
01:10:52
should be three night and right. Well, it's 499 now well now, Oh
01:10:55
it says it right here. Then they pull out the
01:10:57
information and then they have a 20 minute discussion of sure
01:11:00
about a dollar. So yeah, well I mean it's a
01:11:03
dollar dollars dollar, right? Apparently, the last one, this
01:11:09
one's this one's kind of funny because my poor mom does this
01:11:13
all the time and I deal with it from her, she's, you know, gave
01:11:18
birth to me. Yeah, I kind of Let It Go.
01:11:21
But when you're texting with somebody for a little while or
01:11:24
you know quick Or whatever. Is it necessary to?
01:11:30
I feel like my text with a lot of people go on like three texts
01:11:34
too long. You don't need alright.
01:11:37
See you tomorrow. Okay.
01:11:38
Okay, sleep, good. Okay night like smiley face
01:11:44
fucking like semicolons. It just every emoji and
01:11:48
whatever. Like I literally, you know, and
01:11:51
my poor again. I'm going to use my mom in this
01:11:53
example because it's sweet, right?
01:11:54
So she'll say good night sleep well, And I'll say you too.
01:12:00
You can just end it there. You don't need to put a heart of
01:12:05
emoji or a selfie thing after copy or something that's like
01:12:12
okay. Or, you know, just it's done
01:12:15
done. Yeah.
01:12:17
And it's not just my mom. I'm giving her a hard time
01:12:20
because I think she likes when I bring her up on the show.
01:12:22
Yeah, she just don't know if Mama trade, does these things
01:12:25
with her phone. I imagine there's something
01:12:27
about Texting the Cheetahs, that's her unique to her.
01:12:31
Probably, my mom will text me. And I like, you know what, let
01:12:36
me call her because I'm driving. I don't want to text good for
01:12:39
you and then she didn't answer. Literally, just text message me,
01:12:45
and she didn't answer. Now, the only time I mean, I've
01:12:47
been in that situation before, where, like, I'm sitting here at
01:12:49
my desk, and I'm doing something and I'm on a call.
01:12:52
So I'm able to text, I'm just not able to pick the call up.
01:12:54
Yeah, but you're saying that's unlikely with, but there's no
01:12:56
reason response. It's and then maybe I'll get a
01:12:59
call for hours later. I didn't see you called.
01:13:01
Oh yeah. Oops.
01:13:02
How did you not see your just texting on the damn phone?
01:13:05
You literally texted 10 seconds before I called.
01:13:07
Yeah. And I had to push her into to
01:13:09
getting a cell phone initially because and now she can't even
01:13:13
keep the damn thing charged. So I do, I can't understand that
01:13:16
either. But yeah, but that is fun.
01:13:19
Look, we can say that one for a whole different self-awareness
01:13:22
segment because the amount of look I'm gonna I'm just gonna
01:13:27
piss Woman in my life, off my wife and my mom.
01:13:30
The amount of times that I hear my phone.
01:13:34
Oh my god, let's call it. Let's call it or look for it or
01:13:39
my eye. It's going to die.
01:13:40
I've got to get it to it. How are you not?
01:13:43
You know, planning better. Yeah.
01:13:45
Like it's when you get to about 30% you go, alright let me start
01:13:48
assessing what I'm going to be doing at the next three hours
01:13:52
but but that I thought your stuff that was a good one.
01:13:54
I, you know, had it's not just my mom, it's plenty of people
01:13:57
were there just Just like again it's like okay see you tomorrow,
01:14:01
that's all you need to say. That's it.
01:14:03
Now that I know that about you, I'm going to have to be the last
01:14:06
one next every time, but I'll know what you're doing this
01:14:08
time. I'll do xor.
01:14:09
The only one, there's only one person that doesn't do that and
01:14:14
we both know who that is. He's our mutual friend, they
01:14:18
didn't respond at all. And yeah, he's bad about
01:14:21
responding at all but he's just to the point you're done.
01:14:24
Yeah. And and pardon me gets annoyed,
01:14:26
but I think I kind of Now, about it.
01:14:30
And I on the flip side, I've got a friend that doesn't know how
01:14:33
to put a long sentence and one text.
01:14:36
It's like, hello text. What do you know, who exacts?
01:14:39
Yeah. Are you good tell what's going
01:14:42
on text? You know, so it's like you get
01:14:44
12 text messages on one sentence, I mean these days,
01:14:48
everything is unlimited texting. Remember back in the day, when
01:14:52
you accosted the cost like, oh yeah, there was like 10 cents a
01:14:56
textures of literally will last That but still it added up,
01:14:59
funny story about that. You got 50 free text.
01:15:01
That's nothing. I don't think this woman listens
01:15:03
to the show but I was dating this this woman and I never
01:15:10
wanted to talk to her on the phone so I wasn't she would call
01:15:13
me I wouldn't answer but then she would text me and I was
01:15:16
respond. So I would only text message
01:15:18
this woman and so I don't know what to say about you would only
01:15:22
have text message conversations until I got a bill.
01:15:24
I want to say it was like 250 $300.
01:15:28
The text message. What was your limit did?
01:15:30
You know, I don't remember where you were on a wedding, even
01:15:33
paying attention? I didn't know.
01:15:34
There was a lawyer you, or were you not working for the phone
01:15:36
company? At the time?
01:15:38
I was, I was, but I did, you were unaware.
01:15:40
I was unaware, there was a limit, and I wasn't paying
01:15:43
attention, but I didn't want to talk.
01:15:44
We Vault, but we've been on the phone.
01:15:45
We, but I had that, but I had that in high school or middle
01:15:49
school. Yeah.
01:15:49
Like, and when we were, when we were in middle school, so we
01:15:52
were like, what 11 to 14 or something like that.
01:15:56
Like, when we started liking girls, Earl's ma'am started
01:15:59
having interests in the big thing was to come home and you
01:16:02
just hopped on that phone. Yeah.
01:16:04
To get your own phone line in your room was like the shit.
01:16:07
Yeah, I got my mean you were like handing the card out to
01:16:10
people in seventh grade? Yeah, here's my new number.
01:16:12
I got a phone in my room. Yeah, it was the phone that was
01:16:15
like the clear phone that all this.
01:16:17
Oh man, that was our deal and it was so cool.
01:16:20
You, I just go lay down on the bed and just talk to Amy, who
01:16:23
it's like, who do I call now? Yeah, I called Guy.
01:16:26
Somebody didn't like I'm like, hey, what's up, dude?
01:16:28
Later. I got a phone.
01:16:29
Yeah, I got a phone. What are you doing?
01:16:31
All right. My room right now on the phone.
01:16:33
All right. Catch you tomorrow at school and
01:16:36
then you call the girls like, hey, what's up, you know, like,
01:16:39
did you hear what happened with home?
01:16:40
Yeah. So it's just like to go from
01:16:44
there to now. It's just anyway, did you ever
01:16:48
fall asleep with a girl on the phone?
01:16:50
Oh yeah. I almost like, almost long for
01:16:55
those times. Yeah, because it was weak.
01:16:57
Talked about that earlier with the for what were they called?
01:17:00
The for false indicators of chemistry.
01:17:05
Yeah, but you know what? I'm going to say.
01:17:06
Fuck that guy when it comes to Middle School romance because or
01:17:10
even high school, early high school.
01:17:12
We had to be junior senior. I didn't give any others like
01:17:14
whatever. But but when you were like in
01:17:16
eighth grade and you had that girl on the phone that you had a
01:17:19
crush on. Yeah, and you sat there for two
01:17:22
hours love of your life, right? 3 hours.
01:17:25
You're like this is this is the wife founder.
01:17:28
Yeah. And I'm going to be one of those
01:17:30
stories. I mean we are 13 and we're old
01:17:34
enough to know. Yeah.
01:17:36
Braces acne races and acne will go away.
01:17:41
I'm pretty sure. Yeah and it was just it was
01:17:45
something else. I mean I feel like I could do a
01:17:47
whole segment about just that middle school back in our day, I
01:17:52
don't know what it's like now and that's the yeah, thing with
01:17:54
the but the phones and the text message a text and All that.
01:17:58
I mean there was something about now.
01:18:00
I don't, I don't look. Now I don't want to talk to
01:18:02
anybody but that I don't have the text.
01:18:04
Every yeah, I don't have a desire to talk to anybody
01:18:06
because it's easy because texting I can go especially kids
01:18:09
and the time and I just don't have it.
01:18:11
So it's easier to just text and then seven, eight ten, whatever
01:18:16
minutes later when I have a chance to text, again, I can
01:18:18
respond right. Then that's fine.
01:18:21
And I know sometimes, it's easier to talk specially.
01:18:24
Somebody's driving or whatever my dad gets so mad.
01:18:26
He's like this. Show you stuff.
01:18:28
I'm tired. My thumb's hurt just like, okay
01:18:30
dad. Like we've been texting for
01:18:32
three minutes. Yeah, you're fine.
01:18:34
But he's one of those who obviously because you know he
01:18:38
didn't text from long and yeah. But man, those conversations
01:18:42
with the girls, you got me all nostalgic.
01:18:46
Yeah, like just kind of trying to think about which ones they
01:18:49
were, and then there was one down the road and I ride my bike
01:18:53
to her house and we go over and get Brahms ice cream.
01:18:55
Nice. You know, And it's just some
01:18:59
good feelings, are different. Yeah, I can't imagine somebody
01:19:03
right now riding their bike. Well maybe you over over to a
01:19:08
young lady's house when you're 14 years old picking her up on
01:19:12
your bike and saying hey let's ride over to Brahms, you know,
01:19:15
let's let's get some I'll pay I don't my allowance or whatever
01:19:21
back then it was like three bucks for two two big ice cream.
01:19:24
Yeah and so you go over there. Come back.
01:19:28
You maybe watch TV you I mean there was just something about
01:19:32
maybe hold hands. You know, if you're lucky I mean
01:19:36
you know the Brahms usually got them in the mood.
01:19:38
Yeah. But you'd hold hands in that was
01:19:40
a big deal, you know, maybe touch the inner leg and big
01:19:44
deal, so if they are not lactose intolerant, and can really ruin
01:19:48
the mood though. Yeah.
01:19:50
Yeah you should have let me have that ice cream.
01:19:52
She leaned over to kiss is one. Come on.
01:19:55
Whoa. You had to go.
01:19:56
You had to went there. Look Had this beautiful messed
01:19:59
up that moment. This beautiful moment back in
01:20:02
our day. So I was very worried about to
01:20:03
hug or something right now. Yeah, I'm actually this moment
01:20:07
thinking about one specific young lady and I yeah I'm not
01:20:11
going to say her name obviously but it's interesting because you
01:20:14
go I hadn't thought about her in years and you go all the sudden
01:20:17
we talk about it and so but listen to the show I don't know.
01:20:21
I have to maybe reach out. Yeah tell her if she's not, she
01:20:24
better. But anyway, so the last one was
01:20:28
the texting thing and it's just funny.
01:20:30
Now I'm just I'll go all the way across the room because I hear
01:20:33
the text go off and it's for a thumbs up on my good night to
01:20:38
remember that. So it's like good night.
01:20:41
Okay there's nothing else left to say, we've said good night.
01:20:45
Yeah, but you've got a thumbs-up it and my mom is the, she is the
01:20:50
best at doing that. She's the best at saying, I've
01:20:53
got to get that last text and what's it going to be?
01:20:56
Let me ask you this. So there's different versions of
01:21:01
when you're saying good night. So their versions that let
01:21:04
somebody know that you're upset or that you're happier than than
01:21:07
normal. So like if you wake up and it's
01:21:10
got to be emojis, right? And somebody says, good morning,
01:21:12
exclamation point Exclamation point, Exclamation point, but
01:21:15
you're upset. So you just write back morning,
01:21:17
right with nothing behind, right?
01:21:20
I mean, that's obvious. So you got to have that extra
01:21:25
the period. Summation point, the smiley
01:21:27
face. I think these days you have to
01:21:28
be aware that if you say something without punctuation or
01:21:32
emojis, then you're going to be. People are going to assume
01:21:37
something is wrong. Like if I texted you saying hey
01:21:40
right? I'm heading your way.
01:21:42
Short sweet simple! Yeah but if I said Ryan, I'm
01:21:45
heading your way and then I had like a little winky face with
01:21:48
that freak. You out a little bit.
01:21:51
I don't you try it. You need to try it because I
01:21:54
don't know. I it depends on context like if
01:21:57
you're saying I'm headed your way.
01:21:58
So you know, coming over the show on our usual nights that we
01:22:01
do our show. I'm not going to be like, oh
01:22:05
man, is he okay? And put an extra saying, I'm a
01:22:07
clinician. I'm looking forward to tonight.
01:22:10
Looking forward to tonight? No, exclamation, but I'll take
01:22:14
those words and I'll use it in context if I asked you.
01:22:19
If I said which I've done before Dre, me and I'm feeling this and
01:22:23
I've got some good stuff. It's going to be a great show
01:22:25
and you're like, cool with nothing.
01:22:29
I'm a, I'm a go. All right, he's, that's
01:22:32
unacceptable. I need more from you in this, in
01:22:36
this partnership. Sole whole exclamation point or
01:22:39
cool. Smiling, that's interesting.
01:22:41
I don't know which one I'd prefer.
01:22:44
I think maybe the smiley face. You know what and and something
01:22:49
that has something so simple as come very special to me recently
01:22:53
as opposed to the Emojis and you have to correct me which which
01:22:58
colon or semicolon I'm using but just the two dots that the
01:23:03
semicolon or the:, the two dots is a coal and:.
01:23:06
Yes sir the colon and the vertical dots, the horizontal
01:23:10
dots are some other shit that I'll do the vertical nights for
01:23:12
Europe and all that. Yeah, so we're doing Vertical,
01:23:14
dots amulet, I know. Anyway, go ahead and the little
01:23:18
smiley face. Where the, that the parentheses,
01:23:21
right? Hmm.
01:23:22
The old yeah. The old school.
01:23:25
So when I read that there was old you had all the Winx and
01:23:27
shit. When I get a text message with
01:23:29
just the colon and the little side parentheses, I think that
01:23:33
means more to me than a emoji. Smiley face.
01:23:36
Oh, because they put maybe some time and effort into building
01:23:40
the smiley face little bit simpler.
01:23:41
You know, how will simply but you To do more strikes.
01:23:45
Yeah, well keystrokes raster, 12.
01:23:47
Verses once you have to click over to the Emojis and straight,
01:23:51
I don't know. I find it a little bit more
01:23:53
elegant and means interesting really versus an emoji.
01:23:56
First, an emoji smiley face. What about egg?
01:23:58
If you call it a gift for a Jiff, I call it a gift gift.
01:24:02
I think. Yeah, I call it give.
01:24:03
But if you did some like perfect gift for the scenario, I have
01:24:07
had some good gifts. Yeah, that's that mean a lot to.
01:24:10
I like sometimes I like giving that'll work.
01:24:13
I'm and it was make it over a hashtag.
01:24:15
You know what? I'll start giving you.
01:24:17
And you know, we see how that works.
01:24:18
If me it's we're going to make giving a verb.
01:24:21
I can't believe is not already. Let me ask you a question.
01:24:24
Is this boring as shit right now?
01:24:29
I think it's time to wrap it up. I don't know.
01:24:31
I don't know. You got me is when you editing
01:24:34
got me. All you think any of this will
01:24:36
make it? Do absolutely well including
01:24:39
this because people need to understand that that just
01:24:43
because I have the Ability to edit doesn't mean I'm going to
01:24:46
because you here we need to be transparent.
01:24:48
So if you want to hear a funny story that I've got about
01:24:51
Michelle Obama and my mother always okay.
01:24:54
You're you have a story with your mother and Michelle Abbas,
01:24:56
Al abama Ingram so kind of hear this.
01:24:59
So my mom worked with some younger girls and so she was not
01:25:03
hip on lingo and so, Michelle Obama said, they're being
01:25:08
interviewed. I'm not sure by whom, but she's
01:25:11
being interviewed, and they're sitting there, she's been wrong
01:25:13
like the tea. TV on TV.
01:25:14
Okay, because her mom hanging with Obama right now.
01:25:18
So there's Michelle Obama's on TV talking about how hip she is
01:25:21
her and Barack or so hip. There are the the trends, the
01:25:26
Styles, and this that and the other.
01:25:27
I'm gonna disagree. But go ahead.
01:25:29
Yeah. So as they're sitting there
01:25:30
talking, she makes reference to how hip and trendy they are.
01:25:35
And every night her and Barack will fist each book.
01:25:41
And so all the girls start laughing and my moms like, what
01:25:45
are you right? Yeah, well they don't they
01:25:48
laughing about that. Sounds nice.
01:25:49
You know, they just, you know, they give each other Knuckles
01:25:52
and she goes, train, train life is each other every night, every
01:25:54
night leave. So my mom goes what y'all
01:25:57
laughing about and she's like, seriously Mama trade, you don't
01:26:00
know what fisting is, she was no, so yes, the girls proceeded
01:26:05
to explain to my mom. What fisting is that I can only
01:26:09
imagine Shades of red. My mom's face went, but, you
01:26:14
know, she's never going to forget.
01:26:15
She's never going to at all. And so yeah, I'd love that story
01:26:18
when she told me, that's that is good.
01:26:20
That's good. That's a good way to end the
01:26:21
show. Yeah.
01:26:22
With a fisting, Michelle Obama, claiming that she fists brocco.
01:26:26
Bomber husband, yes. Okay, fair enough.
01:26:30
So yeah, I thought it was a funny.
01:26:32
I love about your mom will probably like throw that in now
01:26:34
that she knows the lingo. Yeah, just be like, oh yeah,
01:26:36
it's fist hahaha. I made a joke exactly.
01:26:40
So My good old mother. Yeah.
01:26:43
Anything else my man? No sir.
01:26:46
That was a quick response. It's late.
01:26:48
I'm tired. Yeah, good stuff tonight.
01:26:50
I'll we'll see you guys next time later.
01:26:53
Love you. Hey, Ryan.
01:27:19
Yep. Do you think a left-wing woman
01:27:21
that identifies as a right-wing woman makes her more attractive?