Is dressing up as a cowboy now “offensive”? In this episode of Stay in the Gray, Ryan and Trey break down the wildest Halloween costume outrage lists, react to a TikTok influencer inventing white slurs, and ask: Have we officially run out of real problems?
Plus: wedding officiants dropping F-bombs, a bird pooping on someone every single day, and a man convicted of the same crime twice. Also featuring Gal Gadot talk, Ryan’s existential crisis, and the next 5 states in our “worst at” countdown.
🎃 In This Episode:
TikTok’s latest viral “white people slurs”
Is Gal Gadot a global unifier… or just hot?
The most ridiculous costume outrage of 2024
Birds vs. humans: daily poop attacks
Double conviction in court—seriously
Ryan’s moment of self-awareness
Plus: What each state is embarrassingly worst at (round 9)
📌 Chapters (Condensed):
00:00 – Intro: “…As Long As You Finish”
01:30 – TikTok Invents White Slurs
05:55 – Podcast/Instagram Matches
07:53 – Gal Gadot Discussion
12:19 – News: Officiant Drops F-Bomb, Bird Poo, Double Conviction
22:03 – Halloween Costume Controversy Breakdown
59:50 – What Each State Is Worst At: Part 9
1:08:35 – Awareness Segment: Ryan’s Self-Awareness Moment
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Hey everybody. Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.
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That's right. All right, look, dude.
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I got a headline. No, no, you.
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No. Look, look, the last couple of
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shows, I think I've put up with this nonsense long enough.
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Can you hang on to that headline?
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Fine. I want to start.
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Can I start? You can start so I can finish.
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God, you caught me off guard with that one.
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I let me rethink where I'm going here.
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No, I saw this dude and and I had to.
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I had to open with it because I was so I was half laughing and I
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was half like, I wasn't mad, but I was just like, is this really
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what's going on in our world today?
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If you can imagine. And it's and it's TikTok.
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So we can blame China, I suppose, but there's a lovely,
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lovely woman who's posting videos and by the way, her
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account is private, so you can't just go see all of them.
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But people go do and they post them and they say hey look what
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this bitch posted. OK.
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And this girl and and her, you know, just to kind of give you
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how private she's trying to be, It's, you know, at TR dot dot
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dot, SHC .0, R three, like she's doing some whatever, but it's
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her because when I pull up that, it's the same picture, it's it's
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her. So she did a thing.
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And her thing was doing an alphabetized list of, I forget
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the exact #200 slurs for white people.
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This is a black, obviously a black woman, and she's really
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Yeah. So she found she found two. 100,
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she wins. I I mean, she she made him up.
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So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna ask you a few of these and
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see if you're offended by them and see if, you know, I kind of
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want to adopt some of them and and actually call each other
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because they're kind of cool. OK, She thinks they're slurs,
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but I think they're kind of cool.
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What do you think if I was to call you a bleach demon?
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OK, I wouldn't be. I wouldn't be offended.
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A bleached demon not bleached, but a bleached.
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OK, a bleach right? Or I'm assuming bleached demon
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works too, but I I think that's kind of cool.
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That's interesting. What about a cauliflower
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conqueror? Cauliflower conqueror OK, if
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this chick wants to call me that, go for it.
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In fact, that's probably cooler than any name I've ever been
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called. Holy shit, how about Children of
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the Chalk? I like this shit.
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Isn't it great? So she thinks, so far, I mean,
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so far everything's good, right? So she thinks that she's being
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clever and like, like, you know, whatever.
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And there was some stuff about mayonnaise and, you know,
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whatever. But again, I think we both like
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mayonnaise I. Do like mayonnaise.
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Even Antoine, who's a black man, mayonnaise, he was very adamant
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about that. If you remember, how about
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Marshmallow Minions? I like that.
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Yeah, that's pretty cool. I like that.
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I want that. Yeah.
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Sour Patch Gremlins. I I don't understand that one.
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That's why I was gonna ask you. I don't get it.
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Are we are we sour or Gremlin? Anyway, that was bad.
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How about uncolored Skittles? Uncolored Skittles.
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So the part you know, do you ever suck on the skittle?
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And then the color goes off and you you look and it's just
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straight up white. I think that's what she's
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talking about. Hey, well, she can suck the
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color off of me anytime she wants.
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I'm going to go find her and that's going to be our response.
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Stanley Gray Podcast TikTok Page is going to respond.
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You can suck the color off our skittle anytime.
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Anytime, the last one. Oh, this must be good yogurt
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yodelers. I'm I'm assuming that that's
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vanilla vanilla yogurt, or at least with the fruit on the
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bottom so you only see the white yogurt.
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Interesting, you know. The taste always I I just
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stronger. The closer you get to the
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bottom, though, well, and there's different colors.
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Yeah, I just saw this and I and and I and I I said this is
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perfect. This is perfect.
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Let's come in. That's hilarious.
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Let's talk about some white slurs and not one of those.
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Now again, she had 200 something.
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I just picked out a few. I just randomly I hand selected
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a few I thought you might like. That was awesome.
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I think mine was cauliflower conqueror.
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I think that was. I like the yogurt.
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Yogurt. You like yogurt?
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All right. There we go.
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So people on social media address us as such.
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But she has 70 followers. And I'm going really?
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Is she really going to contribute to society?
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Probably not. No.
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You got to find your Was it your niche, your niche, niche, niche,
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whatever. I think it's pronounced both
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ways. I don't.
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Care. Isn't that like an egg food dish
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niche? No, I think that would be
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quiche. Quiche with the same thing.
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Q. Things were going so well, so
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check this out. All right.
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So I was looking at at I was kind of researching ways to
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connect with different people out there and to try and grow
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and and blah blah blah blah blah.
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And I was trying to find like minded people.
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So I was looking at they have a a program that kind of matches
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you to like minded accounts, similar Instagram accounts as
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your own. I didn't know that.
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Is it only for business accounts?
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I It's part of the business thing and.
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I'd be scared. It is a third party.
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Linked to art, like my personal account too.
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We need to do that is what is definitely part of the next show
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for sure, 'cause I didn't even think about that what ours would
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be like person. But on the show it it it's
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something that is just. And I guess maybe the, I don't
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know, maybe we've talked about a few of these things, but hunting
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we, I don't think we've ever spoken about hunting.
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The next one is guns. So it's hunting and guns, and
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then we've spoken about guns, but I'd hardly say that we are a
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gun show. I remember.
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Thinking the hunting one that's weird.
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The last one is the best Black women who blog.
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Is. I'm not kidding you.
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We match with accounts who are black women.
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That blog, That's awesome. I think it's great.
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I just don't. I mean, I don't get it where it
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came from. We love our black women
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listeners, for sure. Right.
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It's just like, especially the ones that blog apparently.
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Especially ones that Blog I. Mean ones that don't blog can
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still listen. So let us know, Comment, give us
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you know, whatever. Let us know where you're
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blogging. I'll I'll read your blog.
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I will not. Unless I had pictures.
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Well, you don't read. Yeah, there we go.
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You'll you'll read the picture, blog, audio thing your blog.
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Is there such thing as picture blogs?
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There needs to be. That's my thing.
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That's my next. That's your next.
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Let me hashtag that picture. Blogs.
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Yeah, Speaking of hashtags, there's something trending today
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and and I I know why, but I'm gonna go ahead and just bring
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her up so that we can hashtag her and is that cheap?
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And and apparently Gal Gadot. Do you know who that is?
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Wasn't she Wonder Woman? Wonder Woman.
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OK, super hot. Yeah, I didn't like the fact she
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played Wonder Woman though. Super hot.
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Who cares? Let's move on.
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We can hashtag her. OK?
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I'm not kidding. She You didn't like her as
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Wonder Woman? No, I didn't.
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I thought she was super hot. Well, she's hot, but she she
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didn't. Embodied the Wonder Woman.
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Oh, I see. She.
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Well, in what way? I'm I.
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You know, I wasn't going to go any further with this, but now
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I'm intrigued. I.
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Thought she was a little too thin for Wonder Woman.
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Oh, Wonder Woman. Well, she was.
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Supposed to be an Amazon woman, right?
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And that's true, yeah. But I don't know if that means
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thick or heavy. Well, thicker you think you are
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you saying? All Amazon women right now on
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our show, All Amazon Women are thick.
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Well, when I look it up on Pornhub, all the women that are
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Amazon are Amazon. Amazon love.
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Are big women. You know, thicker women, I
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should say. Not big women.
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Fair enough. Curvier woman Gal Gadot is too
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hot and too thin and too, too sexy.
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There we go. We'll say, OK, I want them to
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say too hot, but, well, I'm sure there's anyway, she's Israeli.
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Oh, I didn't know that, which is likely the reason she's trending
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right now. But did you know Trey?
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She has a black belt in Karate, Nice and Krav Maga.
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What is that Krav Maga? Do you ever heard of Krav Maga?
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It's a. Where is it from I.
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Don't know where it's from. One of those places over there.
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But me and me and my second ex almost did a Krav Maga.
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Of course. It's basically a self-defense
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that is no shit fucking up type deal.
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It's a it's basically a a street.
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Self-defense fighting type deal that they I mean guns knives.
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How to disarm. Well, yeah, it's no.
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Well, apparently it helped her with Wonder Woman, obviously.
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And it makes sense. It helped her with some of the
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other movies that she's done and her projects.
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Because those whips that she uses that is that light whips?
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Is that Krav, Magas or whatever it's called?
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No the whips, No, no. Is that karate?
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That's just that's just a a Friday night just is that.
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Some handcuffs. I'll call a street fighting.
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There you go. Backyard brawling I.
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Was talking about in the bedroom.
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Oh well well, this could be backyard brawling you.
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Want to see the welts I have in my ass?
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No, no. OK, Not even a little bit.
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Really. How do I go from hash hash
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tagging, hash tagging Gal Gadot to to welts on your ass?
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Well, it's a it's. I mean, we're just crazy like
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that, you know? Well, she's apparently
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organizing A screening of this anti Hamas documentary type film
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thing and it's 45 minutes and it's supposed to kind of bring
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to light some serious scenes and some serious footage and of
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course you've got both sides battling it out over Miss Gadot
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misses Gadot, She's married, she's got three kids.
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Really. Yeah, she looks great.
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That's. Impressive.
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She bounced back. She she.
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God. I've said God three times
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already and we're 10 minutes on the show.
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But that's why I love Trey. And that's why we do what we do.
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She bounced back or snap back. And my wife bounced back good
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too. So I I I'll go ahead and get
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some points there. There you go.
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Even though she didn't listen. But yeah, right.
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You can tell her you said that right?
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Self help. You bounced back.
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Yeah. Good job.
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Good job. Way to go.
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No. Let's head upstairs.
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But but so she's anyway. And there was a there's an
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article that it's like, no, it's a Fact Check she's not joining
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the Israeli army and like. So stupid.
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Wow, it got that far. It's gotten that far and so but
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anyway, she's trending and so I thought, let's talk about Mrs.
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Godeau, how hot she is. And then it just led to a good
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conversation. I thought so until the aswell
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thing. But everything's gonna lead to
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see I I think we'll move on to the next next thing here.
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Got it. I am locked and loaded with
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stupid stories. OK, and I say stupid stories
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because it is. It's about stupid people and
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we've proven we. And I won't talk again about it,
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even though I already I kind of am about how we need to laugh.
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We'll hear some more. OK, hit me, Hear some more
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laughing about about people and their misfortune if you will.
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So this is called Armed and Clumsy.
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There's a there's a 62 year old guy named Michael Gardner and
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again it's out here so I can say his name.
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At least tell me he's from Florida.
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No, I'll. I'll make sure and let you know
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when he's when. Whoever is from Florida, this
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gentleman's from Nebraska. OK, and he was officiating a
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wedding. OK, And he thought that the
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crowd was being a little too noisy before and he was trying
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to get everybody to be quiet. Typical Nebraska, And he
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thought. And the way to get everybody to
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be quiet was to fire a handgun into the sky.
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Guess what? He shot his 12 year old grandson
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shit in the shoulder. And so I I guess as he's on his
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way up he got excited. I don't know, but that's the
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point. So it says he wanted to start at
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the wedding with a bang. Literally.
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And when he caught, yeah, you did literally.
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And when he and he cocked, so when he cocked the hammer back
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it slipped it said so the ammunition anyway.
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And so the quote was from the officer that was there was the
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ACT was not very smart. No shit.
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Thank you officer. All that training you went
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through, right? So that that's the first.
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Story officer Obvious. Look, people, you don't need to
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fire a gun to get people's attention.
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If you can't do it without a gun, you maybe shouldn't
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officiate the wedding. Well, what made him feel like he
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needed a gun at the wedding anyway?
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That's true. It's Nebraska.
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So. Why are you sitting there
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officiating a wedding and feel like, oh, I better carry on this
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wedding? That's a good point.
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What? What did he did he anticipate
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this was gonna be a rush a a a ruckus crowd?
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Or is that the right word? Ruckus ruckus a row a.
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Rowdy crowd. Whatever.
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People in Masters in writing. Yeah, I know.
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You know what? I you know what?
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I you know what I mean? That's what I said in through my
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whole program. You know what I mean?
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Yeah, a professor, You know what I mean?
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Yeah, just, yeah, give me, just give me the good grade and let's
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move on. That's number one.
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Number two, I You know it's good when you laugh before you even
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get there. Yes, that's how most of my dates
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went this They laughed or you laughed.
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Yes, this one's called animal antics.
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We like animal stories. Always.
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I still can't get over Humphrey the hippo.
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Yes, attacking his owner. Shout out, I go ahead.
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So I was watching the last podcast and the picture of the
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dog. You're putting the pictures up
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and then there's the dog. I'm sorry.
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I was sitting at the gym. I saw that one pop up and it
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made me laugh. So anybody that hasn't watched
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the show and just listens at the beginning of each episode, I'm
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now trying to preview the show, if you will, with some pictures
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of what we're going to talk about.
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And last show we did it. We did some tributes.
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We did Matthew Perry and we did Adam Johnson, the hockey player
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who who sadly died with the skate to the neck.
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And then we did. Bobby.
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Bobby. Bobby, the oldest dog in the
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world. I couldn't leave him out.
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I had to put a picture. Buddy 'cause I saw the Chandler
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picture, the Adam Johnson picture that I had to put him up
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there. Sorry, go ahead.
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But what reminded you of that was the episode we talked about.
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Humphrey the Hippo. I put Humphrey on there with his
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owner pre death of course, right?
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Humphrey had had enough of that bullshit and he killed his
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owner. But again, people don't own a a
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fucking hippopotamus. There we go.
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I mean, come on. So this this guy, Alejandro
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Rios, Yes, he's 25. That's got to be in Florida.
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This isn't his fault. It it's it's actually it's, it's
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Australia. It's wait a minute.
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Alejandro is Australia. Yeah, apparently he.
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OK. I guess you you went over there
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I guess. That makes sense.
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Trey, you can be an Alejandro in Australia.
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I guess so. This isn't this kind of show.
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I got you. We're we're open-ended.
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Yeah, almost said. Literally.
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You could say it. Whatever.
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I have plenty of things to throw.
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So this this one is not on him. This one is the fact that he
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keeps doing this. You know, what's that definition
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of insanity? Doing something over and over
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again that you. Expecting something different?
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So maybe he's insane, but he's become the target of a magpie.
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Do you know what a magpie is? No, it's a bird.
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OK, And every day he rides his bike home from work, and every
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day this bird follows him and takes a shit on him.
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Are you serious every day? Is this a big bird?
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So it's a big bird and it and it follows him and it just it just
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I. Can't wait to see this picture.
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This is the first time I thought a piece of fruit had fallen off
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a tree, he said. He said he wears helmet and
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eyewear now. No shit to protect him, but the
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bird is very persistent. Scientists do say that the
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Magpies remember faces. Really.
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And this one is likely protecting its young and it's
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become a nemesis. Rios claims that it feels now
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more like a friendship. So he's of a bird shitting on.
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So every day he puts on just visualize.
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He puts on his helmet and his like big goggles and he's just
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waiting for it. Every day this poor guy.
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So, but why not take a different route or yeah, or just see what
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happens if you take public transport?
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Right. Or just shoot the fucking bird.
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I don't know. Maybe Magpies or sorry, PETA.
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Yeah, yeah, PETA. We don't care about Magpies.
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I just, I just, I had to tell you that it's pretty funny.
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It's a bird that takes a dump on a guy every day and he just, he
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just takes it. He just takes it.
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What's the odds, anyway? So the last one's called.
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Wait, what? Which I thought was perfect for
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us. Yep, there's a guy, 48 in
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Washington state, so the opposite of Florida, and he was
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arrested for two things. Number one is soliciting a
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prostitute. OK, And the 2nd is first degree
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attempted animal cruelty. Oh shit.
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All in one night the same time. That's a busy night.
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Apparently he offered $440. I don't know why 440 and not 450
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or 400. Why 4:40?
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But he offered $440.00 for a prostitute to come and sexually
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touch him and his miniature horse.
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God almighty, you said Washington State State.
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Wow. He is out on bail but he's
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prohibited from being around animals.
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No shit. I don't know how you prohibit
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that. Can you imagine calling a
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prostitute and just being like, hey?
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I want you. I want you now.
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I want to. I want you to come.
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Did she do it? No.
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Well, no. Apparently she reported it.
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That's why they came. And I don't know, Trey, I mean,
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you know, do some research. So that I thought that was
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something. How do you get, how do you get
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charged with prostitution and animal cruelty in the same
00:20:25
thing? And I don't know if that's
00:20:26
animal. Cruelty.
00:20:27
Well, more important question. So she didn't want to make $440
00:20:32
by doing this. What is a number?
00:20:35
Did you touch a horse? To.
00:20:37
To. Well, did they?
00:20:38
She didn't touch the horse, right.
00:20:39
She was just going to touch him. No, he wanted her to touch the
00:20:42
horse also. That's the point.
00:20:45
That's that's why this is. Yeah.
00:20:47
So what? What price point would you go
00:20:49
touch the horse to? I don't I.
00:20:51
There, look, I don't want to touch a horse, and I don't
00:20:54
imagine this lovely young prostitute did either.
00:20:57
What if? I mean, let's flip the switch
00:20:58
here. What if you were the prostitute?
00:21:00
It was a 10 and she had a weird fetish with a horse.
00:21:05
I You know, but. $440 should be enough to go with the you would
00:21:09
and you would think you would think there would need to be a
00:21:11
little more money involved if you're if it was both.
00:21:15
I'm not having this discussion with you because we're talking
00:21:19
about bestiality, but I just, I just, I'm, I'm thinking about
00:21:24
what this guy looks like and a guy that's that's literally I'll
00:21:27
say literally sitting there making the phone call, whether
00:21:32
it was a company, whatever and and requesting this.
00:21:36
Well, my question is, how many times has he done this before
00:21:39
and how many people have like gone through with it?
00:21:41
Yeah, I don't know. And.
00:21:42
And has it always been 440 or has he had to up it right?
00:21:45
He started at like 2. 100 bucks? He was like, no.
00:21:48
That's a big horse. So those are my three, my three
00:21:53
stories that just continue to let me know the world is what it
00:21:58
is, a crazy place. So those are my three stories.
00:22:02
I have an interesting topic tonight and it's kind of the
00:22:05
main topic. And there'll be some humor to
00:22:08
it, of course, and there'll probably be some people that are
00:22:11
been out of shape about it, which we like really.
00:22:14
I like now. I like when people are been out
00:22:16
of shape it's it's kind of like you're coming out of the
00:22:20
woodwork and you're you're admitting that you're kind of a
00:22:23
douche and and all these people that are just so dislike when it
00:22:28
comes to laughing at things. I mean how many people are going
00:22:30
to dislike the fact that that you know we're laughing at this
00:22:34
guy getting shit on or or what was the first one the the the
00:22:39
guy, the guy, the kid. The 12 year old got shot with a
00:22:41
gun and we're laughing. Hey, did you.
00:22:43
The 12 year old didn't die did they?
00:22:44
No, he didn't. He didn't die.
00:22:46
But he still got shot. Shot by his grandfather.
00:22:50
He was just trying to quiet the crowd.
00:22:52
So but people are gonna stills. I guarantee you if I put that
00:22:55
clip up somebody's going to dislike it and be like you guys.
00:22:58
That's fine. Yeah.
00:22:59
And and I like it now. I want it.
00:23:00
I welcome it. Dislike in fact only dislike
00:23:03
people Fuck you. Yeah.
00:23:04
I don't. I don't mean that.
00:23:06
I take it back. Hit like please just hit some
00:23:09
likes. This is going to be in honor of
00:23:13
the holiday that has just passed Halloween tray.
00:23:18
Oh, OK. Halloween, that was a couple
00:23:20
days ago. I know you don't have kids.
00:23:22
It was very, very very dominant presence in our lives.
00:23:28
We went trick or treating and had a good time.
00:23:30
Fine. So I started thinking as I was
00:23:33
out trick or treating with my with my boys who were the oldest
00:23:38
was what was he? He was Spidey, Spidey man, the
00:23:43
kid version. And the youngest was Hulk who
00:23:45
was awesome. So he's a little 2 year old and
00:23:49
he had the big muscles on and stuff and he was really cute and
00:23:52
he's never, he still didn't know what the hell was going on.
00:23:54
Yeah, he just kind of ran around and went up.
00:23:57
To wear a mask. Yeah.
00:23:58
And he was just, here's some candy and he's just like, and
00:24:01
then you try to go in people's houses.
00:24:03
No, no, come back out. Hulk smash.
00:24:05
Yeah. Yeah.
00:24:06
So. But we had a good time.
00:24:07
So in honor of Halloween, I was looking around and and thinking
00:24:10
about Halloween costumes. OK, and then I started thinking
00:24:14
about how anal everybody is in in the world today and
00:24:18
especially in our country. So I started thinking about
00:24:20
costumes and I have 4 costume lists and I'm gonna I'm kind of
00:24:27
ranked them on whether or not you think that they should be
00:24:30
worn. I like because of being
00:24:32
offended, OK or not, in today's society.
00:24:35
Whether or not I would wear them or just or in general, well, I
00:24:38
mean you. Well, we know what you would.
00:24:40
Wear or won't wear. Or won't wear.
00:24:43
Yeah, you trade. You're just gonna be a flasher
00:24:45
every year With no coat, with no, with no trench coat.
00:24:50
I'm just gonna run around the neighborhood.
00:24:51
Just naked. You're streaking.
00:24:54
You're a 24 hour streaker. There's no clothing involved.
00:24:58
I like it. So, So I I kind of started
00:25:02
thinking about it. So I was, I was looking and
00:25:03
thinking and reading articles and reading blogs about, you
00:25:06
know, blah blah blah. And there's so many people that
00:25:08
are just like ridiculous about this.
00:25:11
And so it does bring up some serious topics.
00:25:13
And so the there is only one section that I'm kind of like,
00:25:16
all right, I'm on board with you here.
00:25:18
No way, no how. And there's only one list that I
00:25:21
made of those. We'll get there.
00:25:24
So tell me this is the the I'm gonna eat you.
00:25:26
And how about that? All right.
00:25:28
Fat suits. So say that.
00:25:31
Before that was just you. Yeah.
00:25:36
So, like, you know, plus size swimsuits in a blow up.
00:25:42
You know, Victoria's Secret now, these days, You know what I
00:25:44
mean? Why?
00:25:45
Did a fat suit biker chick one year.
00:25:47
OK and see, there you go. So you're body shaming?
00:25:50
OK, apparently. So do you think that that should
00:25:53
be allowed? I do.
00:25:55
I don't think that should be XD off the list.
00:25:58
No, I looked good in it. Yeah, not just from you.
00:26:02
My mom did my makeup too. My dad was proud and I think I'm
00:26:08
just gonna end the conversation here.
00:26:12
Sexy costumes. You know the the they always do
00:26:16
like the sexy cop and the sexy this and that.
00:26:19
Apparently that's no longer acceptable.
00:26:21
Really. I disagree with that completely.
00:26:24
Now where I where the line is is kind of when it becomes
00:26:28
children. So if you're like a sexy like
00:26:30
someone did a sexy 11 from Stranger Things.
00:26:34
OK well like not. Not the first season.
00:26:36
I don't think I don't. I've I've I still have.
00:26:38
Oh, I see. We're going with it like, like a
00:26:40
kid character. Yeah, but kind of sexy.
00:26:42
Like like a like a sexy. I don't my little.
00:26:46
Speaking of horses, God, it's in my head.
00:26:50
No. So sexy My little.
00:26:53
Did I just say, let me hold the phone.
00:26:56
Did I just say sexy My Little Pony?
00:26:58
Did you did say that there is AI think there's one called Rainbow
00:27:01
Sparkle? You want to be a sexy rainbow
00:27:04
sparkle, but Care Bear? So something like that.
00:27:07
Nothing kids sexy, right? I'm with that.
00:27:10
I'm good with that, yeah. But if you want to be a sexy
00:27:12
nurse, I'm I'm fine with that. Sexy nun that.
00:27:16
A pregnant nun. That would be funny that.
00:27:18
See, that's funny. And those are the types of
00:27:19
things I'm talking about where these days everybody's just
00:27:22
getting so wound up about it. What about a homeless person?
00:27:26
I think that's lazy. That's a lazy costume, yeah, but
00:27:30
it's OK. But that's not what I'm asking
00:27:31
you. I'm asking you, is it?
00:27:32
Should it be out out Quote UN quote outlawed from because of
00:27:36
society. No, I agree.
00:27:39
It's. I mean, who cares?
00:27:40
Yeah, I mean here, stay in the grave.
00:27:44
We care about the homeless. I'm just saying.
00:27:47
I'm just saying that it it's not a big deal if you dress up like
00:27:50
a homeless person with like shopping cart.
00:27:52
And I don't know why you'd want to, but if you do, whatever this
00:27:56
is interesting. How about actually going as the
00:27:59
COVID virus? How would that work?
00:28:02
There's a well, there's well Trey, there's a picture of the
00:28:06
virus that they have under the microscope and then they put it
00:28:09
into a costume that. Sounds stupid It Yeah, I mean it
00:28:13
is I. Mean.
00:28:13
I wouldn't care, but it just sounds stupid, right?
00:28:15
I mean, it's not something to joke about, apparently.
00:28:17
How about the vaccine needle? That would be kind of funny.
00:28:21
Yeah. Still, we're still not on an an
00:28:24
area where you think society needs to ban this, not ban it.
00:28:27
But you know what I mean? Like for people should be a a
00:28:29
frowned. There you go, frowned upon.
00:28:32
How about zombies of dead celebrities?
00:28:37
So like a like a zombie version. And I think when I read it, I
00:28:41
thought, OK, well, I think it's, it depends on how long.
00:28:44
Like you couldn't do that for Matthew Perry, right?
00:28:49
And I and I don't disagree with you.
00:28:50
Like we always talk about laughing at everything and just
00:28:52
dealing with it. If somebody came out with like
00:28:55
some sort of Chandler like sweater vest that he used to
00:28:58
wear in a zombie version or like a Jacuzzi around him or
00:29:03
something like this. Right?
00:29:06
Right. And I love anybody that's
00:29:08
listening. We did a tribute.
00:29:09
I love that man. He makes me laugh.
00:29:11
I watched him again last night before bed.
00:29:12
I. Like an Elvis sitting on a but
00:29:15
that's the point. So Elvis, maybe it's OK because
00:29:18
it's been that it's been so long.
00:29:19
So is there a statue of limitation?
00:29:21
I know there were, it was a while back, but you know, I saw
00:29:26
one word that was Superman in a wheelchair.
00:29:29
Is that a little? Yeah.
00:29:30
And see that? Well, yeah.
00:29:32
And there's there's there's been a lot of those kinds of.
00:29:36
And again I don't. I think we got a laugh at it.
00:29:40
That's just me, though. Am I am I wrong about or do you
00:29:43
think there's some that are OK and some that aren't Because
00:29:46
that Christopher or Christopher Reeve in a wheelchair thing or
00:29:50
the Superman in a wheelchair thing that those costumes were
00:29:54
coming out like right away And it was it was almost where even
00:29:59
you and I would go, OK, like. But at the same time is it
00:30:02
enough to say no, no, no, no. Or or is it just something where
00:30:08
you go, oh, that's a little too soon, but OK, whatever.
00:30:12
I'm talking about pure like when do we step across the line into
00:30:17
the side where everybody's going?
00:30:19
No, no, no, ban it now. How dare you?
00:30:22
This is way frowned upon. I would say never.
00:30:25
I mean, if you're about anything.
00:30:27
Well, what I'm saying is I would say never.
00:30:28
Because if you're, if you're, I don't want to say gutsy, stupid,
00:30:32
whatever the word you want to use for it, whatever adjective.
00:30:36
I mean, if you're going to do it, let's get you.
00:30:38
I mean, just beware of the backlash.
00:30:41
You you may get some laughs. Sure.
00:30:42
You may get some. What the fuck you know?
00:30:44
Sure. Well, well, for the sake of the
00:30:46
show, play along. OK, but you're right.
00:30:51
I mean, you are right. Backlash.
00:30:53
You have to be prepared for it in whatever.
00:30:55
But my point is, is that should you be able to go out in these
00:30:58
costumes that I'm giving you without and having to deal with
00:31:02
all that backlash if one drunk girl or I say girl any or guy
00:31:07
whatever that yells at you find I'm talking about pure.
00:31:09
Like everybody's like, holy shit, that's what I'm talking
00:31:12
about and should you have to deal with it?
00:31:15
Should you be able to go out? Absolutely.
00:31:18
I think if you went right now as a zombified Matthew Perry,
00:31:23
people are going to go, oh, but I think that most people
00:31:25
hopefully would kind of go, holy shit, that guy's got balls or,
00:31:28
you know, whatever. So let me ask, would it be?
00:31:32
So when it comes to celebrity, do you, if you go out as one of
00:31:36
his characters, you know, does that lighten it a little bit?
00:31:42
Because I mean good point. I mean, no.
00:31:46
You know, that would lighten it a little bit.
00:31:48
I don't think so because anybody that I think the only way you
00:31:51
could go is Matthew Perry would be if you made it obvious that
00:31:54
it was like again sweat of ass or something and friends that he
00:31:57
did So if you did something like that where that zombified it to
00:32:01
where it was obvious that Chandler Matthew Perry was dead.
00:32:06
I think it may be too soon but I'm I'm open to hey good good
00:32:10
for you go do it and that's us. But do you think that the
00:32:16
offended crowd has a right to in this case.
00:32:18
I'm just saying in this case because these get worse.
00:32:22
These are easy. I mean, or.
00:32:25
I have a lot of these, so we need to keep.
00:32:28
Sorry, but yeah, I guess I'm totally, I guess some people
00:32:31
have the right to be offended. But you know, if you're going to
00:32:33
go out in a costume like that, I'm sure you're expecting some
00:32:37
kind of that's a very PC answer. Good for you.
00:32:40
You know, I'm saying everybody's got a right to be offended.
00:32:43
Yes, we we agree with that here on the show.
00:32:48
For those of you that aren't watching, I I gave a slight eye
00:32:51
roll because I just don't like the word offended.
00:32:53
I think you just calm down everybody, you know?
00:32:56
I mean, is it? Does it really insult Matthew
00:32:58
Perry? If someone goes as Chandler
00:33:00
being zombified, like, really? Who gives a shit?
00:33:02
He'd probably think it was funny.
00:33:04
I think he would think it's funny.
00:33:05
Yeah. So what about misogynistic?
00:33:09
There's you're gonna love this one.
00:33:12
This combines ageism and a body shaming.
00:33:16
There's something called Droopers that's basically a
00:33:19
Hooters costume for as if it was an old lady and so her her
00:33:25
breasts, for lack of a better word, or hanging out of of the
00:33:33
Hooters shirt. This sounds awesome, and it's
00:33:35
called Droopers instead of Hooters.
00:33:37
I like it. I think it's kind of funny.
00:33:39
Yeah, right. These are easy.
00:33:41
I would laugh at that. I would work that the last one
00:33:43
from from from list one, and this is so stupid and people are
00:33:47
actually offended by this, are something like a restrained
00:33:50
convict like a A. Do you ever see a that one with
00:33:56
Nicolas Cage with the plane? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:34:00
Come on, you know what I'm talking about with all the the
00:34:03
ex convicts. Yes, I know what you're talking
00:34:05
about. Conair.
00:34:05
Conair, thank you. And and it.
00:34:08
I'm glad that took some in another show.
00:34:11
Great movie. I liked it.
00:34:12
Yes. Nicolas Cage for some reason I I
00:34:15
like it. I don't know why, but but you
00:34:18
know, when Steve Buscemi, there's a character that was
00:34:21
completely like they were. Strapped down.
00:34:23
And he was strapped in and he had a whole muzzle and
00:34:26
everything like that. And they're saying that if you
00:34:28
walk around in something like a straitjacket or something like
00:34:31
that, you're insinuating mental health issues.
00:34:34
Oh, my God. Yeah, right.
00:34:35
And that's my reaction on this one.
00:34:37
I think that that's stupid. I think if you go as a convict
00:34:40
who's being restrained by those types of things, that doesn't
00:34:43
necessarily mean anything. And and even if it did that,
00:34:47
it's a costume. Like, get over it, Right.
00:34:49
OK, that's list. That's I said list A.
00:34:53
Those are the easy ones. That's the easy one.
00:34:56
Yeah, that didn't flip us all those over.
00:34:58
Yeah, so the other ones we get into are are gonna be related to
00:35:03
a lot of what we've talked about with film and entertainment.
00:35:06
OK, so List B and these are the ones that really get me annoyed.
00:35:12
So this is where the series comes in.
00:35:15
Cultural appropriation. Have you heard that term?
00:35:18
I have no. Are you surprised?
00:35:22
I need to Google that real quick.
00:35:23
Have you have you heard of Halloween?
00:35:26
The movie or the SO cultural appropriation is Moana
00:35:33
Pocahontas. You know a geisha.
00:35:37
It's a geisha or geisha. Geisha like the the, the, the
00:35:41
Japanese. OK, do you know what I'm talking
00:35:44
about with the dress? The Native Americans.
00:35:46
OK, Rastafarians, OK, you know what I mean.
00:35:52
Yeah, So people that dress like these or considered it's
00:35:56
considered cultural appropriation, which is wrong,
00:36:00
apparently. And I don't agree with this at
00:36:02
all. This is what gets me angry.
00:36:04
If they dress as a Disney character, right?
00:36:06
Right. Apparently so.
00:36:08
If a little girl who by the way everybody wants, everybody wants
00:36:13
let's say everybody. All these people that I'm
00:36:15
talking about that get offended want everybody equal.
00:36:18
Everybody needs to be included more in films included more in
00:36:23
in entertainment. And then you get a little white
00:36:26
girl for example, that might say you know what I really want to
00:36:30
be Moana. South Pacific I believe.
00:36:33
I don't know my I think we've watched it once or twice with my
00:36:36
kids. But South Pacific she's she's
00:36:38
darker than me. And if this little girl wants to
00:36:42
be Moana and you dress her that way, why is that?
00:36:46
That's a good thing, I would think.
00:36:48
In their eyes. That's.
00:36:50
Wow, we're making some progress, right?
00:36:52
If you want to be a Native American.
00:36:55
I saw a thing where it was like, by no means should anybody ever
00:36:58
wear one of the Native American headdresses.
00:37:01
Oh, really? With the feathers.
00:37:03
And I'm. I'm sitting there like, why as
00:37:05
long as? You're not disrespecting it.
00:37:06
I understand. But that's the that's the point.
00:37:08
It's not like it's a dead you're doing like a a a Native American
00:37:12
with a slit throat or you know what I mean like something
00:37:14
something like that. You you're you're it's almost
00:37:16
like these people that are coming out and saying why did
00:37:18
you take the Redskins name away. You're it's almost like we're
00:37:22
being just pushed from existence.
00:37:25
So if a kid grows up and says oh man that was cool I want to wear
00:37:28
a headdress like that you know Rastafari and those guys look
00:37:33
cool with the dreads and and whatever and and who cares?
00:37:38
Why is somebody not allowed to look up to these people.
00:37:40
This isn't, as long as you're not doing it in some obvious,
00:37:43
you know, discriminatory, like, you know, insulting way, it
00:37:49
should be almost an honor. Yeah, I would think some little
00:37:52
white girl wants or some little black girl wants to be
00:37:54
Pocahontas. That's a Native American, right?
00:37:57
Hell, yeah. I don't get that.
00:37:58
Yeah, why shouldn't you be able to?
00:38:00
And and how are you explaining this to a A7 year old that wants
00:38:02
to be Pocahontas that well, you know what?
00:38:05
You're not really this person. So only Native Americans can be
00:38:09
Pocahontas. Well, that's stupid.
00:38:10
That defeats the whole purpose, doesn't it?
00:38:13
So I'm going off tonight. Going I feel it, You feel it.
00:38:21
There was one thing that in this category and then I'll, I'll
00:38:24
move to the next one that got me and I got kind of chuckled an A
00:38:30
real Indian, not a Native American.
00:38:31
An Indian snake charmer. Somebody was saying that that
00:38:37
was insulting because there's so much to dissect there and I'm
00:38:40
like, if you. Had to sit and dissect it would.
00:38:44
So if somebody thinks it's cool to be a snake charmer and wear
00:38:48
the Indian headdress and and all those things and and there's a
00:38:52
fucking cobra and a thing and why is that a bad thing?
00:38:56
You're not making fun of it. And even if somebody was, who
00:38:58
cares, right? As yeah, am I, am I?
00:39:02
OK, I don't get it. All right, you know, and I feel
00:39:05
like every show, the last couple of shows have been like me,
00:39:07
telling everybody to just calm down.
00:39:08
But I am. That's what we.
00:39:10
Can't wait for this next list. Yeah.
00:39:12
Oh yeah. So the next on this list is
00:39:16
blackface. OK.
00:39:17
Which we've all talked. We've all heard about.
00:39:20
Yeah, and it's similar to me. What do you think about
00:39:24
blackface? Not a fan, you are.
00:39:26
You are on the show also, so I'm gonna let you talk.
00:39:30
You're not a fan of blackface. I'm not interesting because I
00:39:32
disagree with you. I'm not a fan.
00:39:35
Hold on, everybody, Take it easy.
00:39:37
I'm not a fan of blackface. I just don't think it's what
00:39:40
everybody's making it out to be. So go ahead.
00:39:42
I guess. I don't think it's so I.
00:39:45
Don't think it's necessary, I guess.
00:39:48
But yeah, I don't. What if a white kid wanted to be
00:39:53
a professional football or basketball player and he felt
00:39:58
like that would make it authentic?
00:40:00
I don't think it's necessary. I think if you wear the jersey,
00:40:03
you wear the shoes, you wear the the hat, the whatever.
00:40:07
They can black people's shoes. Oh I had to say it Black, black
00:40:13
people pants. No, I'm, I'm, I'm joking with
00:40:17
you. The jersey the jerseys, the,
00:40:19
the, and and in the NBA basketball with the shoes.
00:40:21
And you know, like they all have this.
00:40:23
They all seem to have their own shoe brand, but I mean take it a
00:40:26
little further and let's say for instance, I mean I grew up
00:40:30
watching or listening to Michael Jackson.
00:40:32
So if I wanted to go as Michael Jackson, you know do do I have
00:40:36
the long curly hair without without the black faces That but
00:40:40
either still frowned upon. I almost go either.
00:40:42
Well, yeah, that's true. What if I go as young or?
00:40:45
Young Michael Jackson. I was gonna say late Michael
00:40:47
Jackson, your goal. Yeah.
00:40:50
So. I mean, is that even frowning?
00:40:51
Is that I don't think you should.
00:40:53
I don't think it would be bad and I think that.
00:40:56
If you're dressing up in admiration of somebody and you
00:40:59
and you paint your face to to look like that person, OK, let's
00:41:03
say there's a little black kid that just idolized whoever.
00:41:07
I don't know. Let's, let's take your old Dirk
00:41:09
Novitsky. He was his favorite basketball
00:41:11
player. John Stockton, the assist.
00:41:16
John Stockton is. He still the assist leader of
00:41:18
Larry Bird, Larry Bird, how about there you go, John
00:41:21
Stockton was the assist leader still, didn't he?
00:41:23
That's a pretty big thing, probably.
00:41:25
Play for Utah Jazz. I mean, that's a huge Greg
00:41:28
Osertag for Sean Bradley, Steve. Jones I don't know.
00:41:33
Whatever. So.
00:41:35
So take a Larry Bird, a, a white basketball player that's super
00:41:38
famous and this kid grows up and he's like, you know what?
00:41:41
I admire Larry Bird. I'm going to paint my face
00:41:43
white. Why are you laughing?
00:41:47
I think it would be funny. I just don't think it's
00:41:49
necessary. But I think it would be funny.
00:41:51
I wouldn't be offended. But that's the point that people
00:41:54
are offended by it. You don't think it's necessary.
00:41:56
But if some kid really feels like that really completes his
00:41:59
costume. What about if you win as Obama,
00:42:02
as a a white kid wanted to be President Obama or or I I have
00:42:06
written down here how about Martin Luther King Junior?
00:42:09
It's not gonna come off the the costume isn't gonna come off the
00:42:12
same if you're just this pale white kid with red hair.
00:42:17
You're gonna you're gonna need to do you think you can pull it
00:42:19
off You might need to tan yourself up a little bit to be
00:42:21
Martin Luther King and I because guess what You can't just put on
00:42:24
a suit. I mean how are you gonna be that
00:42:26
person. And again you're talking about
00:42:29
people that are admiring if you're doing a Martin Luther
00:42:31
King with a a a gunshot in him that's different shit.
00:42:34
I'm just that's my point that that's a whole different ball
00:42:36
game. But if you're JFK with a
00:42:38
gunshot? There you go.
00:42:39
That would be awesome. I have to remember that.
00:42:42
One, is that our next costume? Yeah.
00:42:45
So for somebody drive you around in a convertible as you're
00:42:48
laying on the back, is that too far?
00:42:52
Sorry. No, I just, I just, I I can see
00:42:56
it happening and we're going to do this.
00:43:00
Get ready people. Stay in the grave is going to
00:43:03
piss a lot of people off. I'll move on the next one.
00:43:08
So blackface, you're you're kind of in the middle.
00:43:10
You're kind of like, OK, it's not necessary.
00:43:12
But I'm not. I I don't think people should be
00:43:13
that offended by look, it's a big thing people are offended by
00:43:17
this. People are crazy about it.
00:43:19
One of the, the most known blackface that I remember was
00:43:24
from one of the people. And now I, you know, I hate to
00:43:27
say it, I just, I I just, this guy irks me and he gets under my
00:43:31
skin a lot with things he says and kind of his attitude.
00:43:34
And that's Jimmy Kimmel. I used to like Jimmy Kimmel.
00:43:37
I mean, you're talking about a guy that you know, and if
00:43:40
anybody has listened to the show or knows me personally, knows
00:43:43
that I hate hypocrites, right? That's my big thing.
00:43:46
Don't be a hypocrite. Right?
00:43:47
Well, this guy did the man show. OK, I do remember that.
00:43:51
With Adam Corolla, it's fantastic.
00:43:53
And now he's talking about all these don't the misogynistic,
00:43:58
don't do that to women? And all those things, Well, they
00:44:01
had women jumping on trampolines and the show.
00:44:04
And and it was the man show. And it was great.
00:44:06
And it was what it was. If you watched it, you knew what
00:44:08
you were watching. But he also did a bit.
00:44:11
And I forget whether it was actually on the man show or
00:44:13
whether it was separate and something else, but it was a
00:44:15
bit. And where he got in full black,
00:44:18
what in black face, it was like body, black body.
00:44:21
And he was Karl Malone because he did a great Karl Malone
00:44:25
impression and it was fantastic. And it was funny.
00:44:28
I think Karl Malone's one of the best ballplayers to ever ever
00:44:32
play the game. I have nothing but respect for
00:44:34
that man. But it was funny that Jimmy
00:44:36
Kimmel did a good impression of him.
00:44:39
But in order to do that impression, he needed it.
00:44:42
It it wouldn't be the same if it was just Jimmy Kimmel.
00:44:46
Or at least he thought so, because guess what?
00:44:48
He did it. And now he's one of the peoples
00:44:49
yelling about blackface. And so to me, I'm going, all
00:44:53
right, Kimmel, you can't. You can't do one thing and say
00:44:56
another and and and and you can. But that's that's my point.
00:45:02
And so I just, I'm not. I don't think blackface is a big
00:45:05
deal, because who cares unless it's unless it's a bunch of
00:45:09
people dressing up again in blackface and putting like,
00:45:14
nooses around, you know what I mean?
00:45:15
Like something horrible about the way that black people have
00:45:19
been treated in the past, so you feel like context matters when
00:45:23
it comes absolutely something like that.
00:45:25
That should be my #context matters no matter what, yeah.
00:45:28
And that's the point is everybody that's so offended by
00:45:30
everything and that won't laugh. You need to at the end of the
00:45:33
context and so moving to the to the next one, just for lack of
00:45:38
time. Animal cruelty costumes, OK.
00:45:42
There's how about famous animals who have like had to be put
00:45:46
down. So there's a A1 called Yandy the
00:45:49
gorilla that was put down for whatever reason.
00:45:52
And so there's a costume with like, a big blood bullet hole in
00:45:56
the. And so I'm.
00:45:59
I'm neutral. This is, again, this is my
00:46:01
neutral list. This is my.
00:46:02
I can, I can. I don't think you need to be
00:46:05
offended by it. You don't have to like it.
00:46:07
But don't be offended by it. I mean, and obviously PETA and
00:46:09
all those fuckers are going to be pissed.
00:46:11
I get it. But are you are you truly
00:46:14
offended by it? Or are you just kind of like
00:46:17
that's kind of bad taste? I'm not offended, but it's like
00:46:20
these costumes. If you have to explain it right,
00:46:22
then it's kind of. How about Michael Vick?
00:46:26
Walking a dog. Oh shit.
00:46:30
And anybody that doesn't know. Back in the day, Michael Vick
00:46:33
was an NFL quarterback and he was busted for a dog fighting
00:46:37
underground, You know, dog fighting a ring and dogs were
00:46:42
killed and all that. And he got, he spent some jail
00:46:46
time. So now I'm thinking about the
00:46:48
story you told earlier about the the horse, the guy with the
00:46:51
horse. Like what if he's walking his
00:46:53
horse around and the horse had like a ball gag in his mouth or
00:46:55
something? Is that is that crossing the
00:46:59
line there? How did you go somehow to a
00:47:05
horse with the ball gag? I said animal cruelty.
00:47:13
I guess that. I guess it might be cruel, but
00:47:15
really a ball gag and a horse. All right, so we're going to be
00:47:19
JFK in the back of a convertible, and on the side of
00:47:23
that convertible is going to be a horse with a ball gag.
00:47:26
OK, next year. Costumes in the bag, I'm sure
00:47:29
more animal. Cruelty I'm sure my wife will be
00:47:32
all on board. So Mike Vick with the dog again.
00:47:37
At this point I was. I would laugh.
00:47:39
Yeah, OK. How about this?
00:47:44
This relates to our show. It's it's still animal cruelty.
00:47:47
Well, it's not really animal cruelty.
00:47:49
What if you dressed as a woman and around you was a pack of
00:47:53
Wiener dogs? Yes, that would that were about.
00:48:01
To kill her. And so you're essentially making
00:48:03
fun of the woman. I think you and I would of
00:48:06
course chuckle. That would be funny.
00:48:08
'Cause I always say we'd give a chuckle, but apparently there
00:48:12
are about 30% dislikes to that. That would probably not.
00:48:18
I think it was as funny. So I I I had to throw it in
00:48:20
there. All right, again, this is
00:48:22
taking, this is taking time. But I think it's it's worth it.
00:48:24
This, this one here. Here we go.
00:48:28
This is where I'm. You got me.
00:48:30
These are more costumes, more costumes.
00:48:32
But this is the final one. This is where you get me.
00:48:35
This is where I've crossed over to the No no.
00:48:38
Oh, OK, so these are the No Nos Hell Nose.
00:48:41
You cannot go. Two people cannot go dressed as
00:48:44
the Twin Towers with bombs on them.
00:48:50
Oh, you you think that's not bad?
00:48:53
The Twin Towers blown up. You're OK with that costume?
00:48:58
Interesting. OK, so you're see.
00:49:00
So you have a problem with blackface, but you're OK.
00:49:03
You're OK with 3000 people dying.
00:49:04
OK. Yeah.
00:49:05
No, no, I'm not. I don't wanna.
00:49:07
I don't. Look, I'm not here to change
00:49:08
your mind. What?
00:49:10
See, that's not a bad one. OK.
00:49:11
To me it. To me it it.
00:49:13
I wouldn't. I would be like, that's
00:49:14
bullshit. This is you're talking about
00:49:16
3000 Americans in an attack. You can love it.
00:49:19
When you, when you throw in the 3000 Americans attacked.
00:49:22
Yeah, OK, go to the next one. You're uncomfortable right now.
00:49:27
How about just Osama bin Laden? Yeah, that would be kind of
00:49:31
shitty. Unless.
00:49:32
Apparently there are a lot of people that did it right after.
00:49:36
That's not funny. Unless, I mean unless he has
00:49:39
bullet holes. In.
00:49:40
Right. Unless.
00:49:41
And so that's the one time where we do want it to be like a
00:49:43
that'd be funny negative thing. How about Adolf?
00:49:48
Yeah, I know. No.
00:49:49
How about Anne Frank? A little girl dresses Anne Frank
00:49:53
and they have, they've showed, I've seen Anne Frank costumes
00:49:56
where she got her diary and she got her all her things and and
00:50:00
it's her. I never would have seen that
00:50:01
coming. Yeah.
00:50:02
And it's why would you do that? I can't even hear how about on
00:50:08
that one. Here's an interesting one.
00:50:09
The KKK. Oh right, I saw a picture.
00:50:17
Tell me if you think this is OK. And it was of a bunch of black
00:50:21
people, and they were dressed as the KKK.
00:50:26
And one of them was was in the middle of them being like, like
00:50:31
tortured. Oh my.
00:50:32
So it was like, it was like three, it was like. 3 black
00:50:35
dudes dressed like the KKK and the one guy in the middle was
00:50:38
like doing this? No.
00:50:41
But the hey doc it's kind of like the N word they're they're
00:50:44
allowed to say it. We're not.
00:50:45
Are they allowed to dress like the KKKI?
00:50:48
Think if you have. If you're gonna claim how
00:50:51
horrible and awful the KKK is, which it is, stay in the Great
00:50:56
Podcast despises the KKK, right? Let's get that out of the way.
00:51:02
But if a black person's gonna do it, or should they?
00:51:04
I mean, should it be kind of like or Why are you if you hate
00:51:07
it so much? Yeah.
00:51:09
Anyway, interesting. It's like, I mean a Jewish
00:51:12
person dressing up as a German German soldier.
00:51:16
Right, right. Like Nazis.
00:51:18
And then one of them would be like a Holocaust inmate, right?
00:51:21
Yeah, that's that's not good. OK, so you see how how it
00:51:25
changed. I can't believe this actually
00:51:27
happened. What about guys that have
00:51:29
recently been in the news? Black men?
00:51:32
And I hate to keep using black men as an example, but like
00:51:35
George Floyd. Trayvon Martin, these guys that
00:51:39
were killed by the police, that caused.
00:51:42
But what if they if you were in a Trayvon Martin costume with
00:51:46
bullet, blood and everything, that's yeah, that's bullshit.
00:51:50
And I agree with that. Regardless of the situation or
00:51:53
what, whether you agree or not or whatever, you just don't.
00:51:57
I mean, that's that's bad taste. What about people, believe it or
00:52:01
not, are dressing as known mass shooters.
00:52:04
Oh, that's weird. There's a guy, James Holmes, who
00:52:08
was known as The Dark Knight shooter and he went into a movie
00:52:11
theater and and shot a lot of people and he had red hair and
00:52:16
he did all this and dyed it. And so there's a a picture of a
00:52:18
guy who went in with a gun, semi automatic and whatever you want
00:52:22
to call it, Tim would tell us it's not whatever.
00:52:25
It's not an AR. It's not.
00:52:27
It's not an AR. It's whatever.
00:52:28
It's a gun that doesn't damage. And he had red hair.
00:52:31
And he and he he showed a ticket stub of Dark Knight Rises.
00:52:34
And that was shit. It's costume.
00:52:37
No. Right.
00:52:38
Wow. OK, how old was this person?
00:52:39
Do you know who did? His name, he's got to be in his
00:52:41
20s. I mean, he was young.
00:52:43
Wow. This is the worst one of all.
00:52:48
And and this is the worst one. This coming up is the worst, and
00:52:51
I and I and I just don't, I don't know why I thought it was
00:52:54
the worst. It was just because it was so
00:52:55
gory. OK, And I guess if you think
00:52:58
about it in the context of like a horror film, you go, OK, I'm
00:53:01
cringing right now. There's a it was a picture of a
00:53:03
guy with AT shirt said something.
00:53:09
But he had a woman, and I'm assuming like it was his friend
00:53:12
or girlfriend, with a noose around her neck, and she was
00:53:15
acting dead. And she was very she was makeup
00:53:17
pale, OK? And his shirt said.
00:53:20
Dead women don't say no. Holy shit.
00:53:25
I can't see. I I tried to laugh and I can't.
00:53:28
Like, that's fucked up, right? Yeah.
00:53:29
I can't. I can't laugh at that.
00:53:31
No. And I'm going at what point does
00:53:34
somebody think that's that's like even remotely funny So
00:53:40
everybody Trey and I can, can can admit there are things not
00:53:45
to laugh at and that again, am I offended by it.
00:53:48
I'm not offended. That's the wrong word and I hate
00:53:51
people that use the the word wrong, but that's just.
00:53:55
Come on, you're talking about murder and rape all in the same.
00:54:00
Yeah. I mean, I mean, come on, it's
00:54:01
the worst of the worst and it's multiple things.
00:54:04
What about a couple that's dressed like OJ and and an?
00:54:07
Yeah, there you go. I mean, things like that, I
00:54:10
think. I don't.
00:54:11
I don't think I'm offended by it.
00:54:13
I'm just like that's just weird. It it's yeah, it's it's in my
00:54:19
opinion, Trey, most of these, it means you're doing it for
00:54:22
attention. I'd be curious to know their
00:54:25
their mental state after dressing up something like that.
00:54:28
You know, like, you know what? This is a good idea.
00:54:31
Yeah or how much shit they got. I'd like to hear stories about
00:54:35
about that and and again I think that a lot of people that do
00:54:37
these types of costumes are are are looking for that.
00:54:40
I wanna see what it's gonna be real fast.
00:54:42
I mean we're it took a longer than I thought but I think it
00:54:45
was I think it was interesting yeah, that I had the three tiers
00:54:49
and and. So lastly, here are what a group
00:54:53
of parents moms have come together across and we're
00:54:57
talking about. I think 1000 moms came together
00:55:00
and said these are the safe costumes, the safe ones, OK.
00:55:07
Movie characters like Sesame Street Mario.
00:55:10
Brothers and Disney. Which again, but, but right.
00:55:14
But again. Disney, Pocahontas and all that.
00:55:16
So there's some conflict there. Superheroes.
00:55:20
But what about Black Panther? Or is a white kid allowed to be
00:55:24
Black Panther? Yeah, he didn't have to be
00:55:26
blackface. He just has to have the mask
00:55:28
right? That.
00:55:30
That's the basic Is it black? You're the funny ones, Superman,
00:55:33
you know. But see, that's my point is I do
00:55:35
see black kids dressed as Superman, but no one gives a
00:55:38
shit. Yeah, hypocrites.
00:55:44
How about again, people that don't aren't watching are like,
00:55:46
why was there a pause there? The people dressed as food is
00:55:51
OK, apparently. OK, how boring is this shit?
00:55:54
People dressed as animals. Great.
00:55:56
Except for that horse. Yeah, that poor horse.
00:55:59
People OK. Kids dressed as crayons, ghosts,
00:56:06
witches and vampires are fine. Would a red headed kid be able
00:56:10
to dress as like the green crayon?
00:56:14
It'd be Green face. I don't like it.
00:56:18
You can't. Yeah.
00:56:19
Fuck that kid. He can't do green face.
00:56:22
You have, you have a huge red hair.
00:56:24
You're you need to be the red crayon or nothing.
00:56:26
Nothing. Yep.
00:56:27
Maybe you get away. Maybe with maroon or orange.
00:56:30
Maybe. Maybe orange pirate.
00:56:33
But pirates weren't good, so why?
00:56:36
Why are they OK? And then a a scarecrow,
00:56:41
whatever. So that was the list of, like,
00:56:43
acceptable. And how boring is that?
00:56:45
Like, if I went to a Halloween party and that's all I saw, I'd
00:56:47
be like, this sucks, Yeah. So it better be a sexy crayon.
00:56:54
That was one of our We're not supposed to be sexy things, but
00:56:57
I think a crayon that counts. So there was my Halloween list
00:57:02
of costumes, and I hope that's interesting you.
00:57:04
Enjoyed that. You know after Halloween I I
00:57:08
just started thinking about it and so I was like let me let me
00:57:10
look at some of these and and and I think I got them right
00:57:13
with the tears. That was interesting.
00:57:14
Yeah. And I'm I'm hard to to get to
00:57:17
offend I'm as you what we know and you are too and I think that
00:57:20
a couple of those at the end is just it's that's it's so that's
00:57:24
it was the middle ones. It's those the cultural
00:57:26
appropriation. Yeah.
00:57:27
The things like that I'm like OK whatever I'm just gonna.
00:57:32
I'm just gonna move on. I hope you guys enjoyed that
00:57:34
that segment about Halloween characters and you know think
00:57:36
about that next year. I did Ryan.
00:57:38
Thank you. Yeah, but.
00:57:39
You know, Trey and I probably aren't really gonna go as JFK
00:57:41
getting killed on the back of a of a convertible.
00:57:44
But we might. Who?
00:57:45
We'll see. We'll see.
00:57:46
I don't know. I like the Superman in the
00:57:48
wheelchair one. Still Or a pregnant nun?
00:57:52
A pregnant see, a pregnant nun is funny that, you know, I can't
00:57:57
imagine a Christian really, you know, die hard Christian just
00:58:00
being like inside. They're chuckling, you know they
00:58:03
are inside and outside they're just like, that's so wrong.
00:58:06
And they're laughing. So let me ask you this, and then
00:58:10
we'll move on a priest. Yes, with little doll legs
00:58:21
hanging out from underneath this room.
00:58:24
God, Whoa. I'm OK with it.
00:58:32
Oh shit. I again, I I I just think
00:58:35
there's something about being able to to to think about things
00:58:40
and laugh at things in jest. And it it it just I I understand
00:58:46
that there are people that were true victims in that case those
00:58:49
little legs hanging out of that road, those little legs that
00:58:53
that's happened in real life. Well maybe not in the exact way,
00:58:55
but you know there have been kids that have been taken
00:58:58
advantage of and that's horrible and hopefully the the priests
00:59:02
that did that are are being punished and their belief in
00:59:08
hell is actually where they are and.
00:59:13
But it's just like you kind of have to go.
00:59:15
Halloween is meant to be things unjust.
00:59:18
Yeah, I don't know. That's why I wanted to bring it
00:59:21
up. I just, it's such an interesting
00:59:22
debate and that's why it's it's taking longer than I wanted.
00:59:25
I thought it was going to and I really think that it's something
00:59:28
that people could sit here and and have a round table about.
00:59:31
I really do like. What do you think about this one
00:59:34
and what do you. I mean it's crazy.
00:59:35
I'd be, I'd be curious to hear some.
00:59:36
I know some people's thoughts and hopefully we do.
00:59:41
Hopefully we do and and and I'm sure I'll put a few of them out
00:59:44
and we'll see what see what happens.
00:59:48
But anyway, let's move on to facts about, you know what
00:59:52
people shut up. We've already started with the
00:59:54
states. We started with the states.
00:59:56
We're already on M now and we're going to keep going and we're
00:59:59
going to fly through it here. It's what each state is worst
01:00:02
at. All right, so where we at?
01:00:03
Like Massachusetts or some shit like.
01:00:05
Massachusetts is the next one. Yes, Sir.
01:00:07
Massachusetts. OK, so we ended with with what
01:00:09
we end with Maryland. Maryland got.
01:00:12
That was a great one. OK, yeah, I think I remember it.
01:00:15
Was that the elderly? Yeah, we killed the elderly or
01:00:18
prosecute. I'm sorry, that was the best
01:00:19
one. Some of these are boring people,
01:00:21
and you know what? Deal with it.
01:00:22
But you need to learn something in life, and this is teaching
01:00:24
you stuff. So Massachusetts.
01:00:27
So Massachusetts. Is worst at happy hour, it says.
01:00:30
Oh well, that sucks. Listen to this shit.
01:00:33
I didn't realize it. It became the first state to
01:00:35
actually ban Happy Hour back in 1984.
01:00:40
Is it still banned today? It can't be.
01:00:42
Look, I've been to Boston. Those fuckers can drink.
01:00:45
That doesn't make sense. Yeah.
01:00:46
So that. So it's like what calling it
01:00:49
that or having? OK, I get what they're saying
01:00:53
here. They're they're talking about,
01:00:55
it's actually they don't discount their drinks.
01:00:58
So, oh, there's so they're not, they're not allowed to discount.
01:01:01
Right. So they they drink, but they're
01:01:03
always full priced. So OK, well that's that sucks.
01:01:07
But that's also like, why? Why would you pass that?
01:01:10
And aren't you allowed to do whatever you want as a business?
01:01:13
Bar owner? I would think so, maybe.
01:01:15
I don't know. Anyway, that was dumb.
01:01:17
OK, so Massachusetts. So look, no discounted drinks in
01:01:20
Massachusetts. Travel a little bit north up
01:01:22
into New Hampshire to Portsmouth.
01:01:24
There, There you go. I lived.
01:01:26
I lived up near there, so I know what I'm talking about.
01:01:28
So next one is Michigan. Oh, OK, wow.
01:01:31
OK, go ahead. So this one is the worst roads.
01:01:35
The worst roads are in Michigan. And Michigan?
01:01:38
Interesting. OK.
01:01:39
It says the movie Eight Mile put Detroit back on the Hollywood
01:01:42
map. But every other mile in the
01:01:44
state is just horrible, it says. Compared to others, Michigan
01:01:47
spends, at least. The least per capita on its
01:01:51
roads and bridges at just $174 per person annually.
01:01:55
Wow. So there's just saying they
01:01:56
don't maintain the roads, which is interesting.
01:01:59
I've. I've driven through there.
01:02:00
I never know. I never, really.
01:02:02
You've driven through Michigan, Detroit, not Detroit.
01:02:05
I went up to the other side from Chicago up to Traverse City,
01:02:08
which is on the other side. So maybe, maybe that side's
01:02:11
fine. There's a lot of golfing up
01:02:13
there, right? And that's The thing is there's
01:02:15
a lot of beautiful golf courses and some of the, look, I didn't
01:02:18
bore people here, but the the soil there supposedly really
01:02:21
good for golf and blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:02:24
Even if the Michigan winters are cool, there's something about
01:02:26
this the the ground. And so you would think, that's
01:02:28
why I was surprised. The roads are bad.
01:02:31
So Michigan roads suck if you drive there.
01:02:33
Have some good tires. So we had Minnesota.
01:02:36
This is Michigan and Minnesota, me knowing my alphabet.
01:02:40
This was kind of interesting. Minnesota's most tornadoes?
01:02:44
Nah, Seriously. In 2010 alone, Minnesota had 145
01:02:48
tornadoes statewide. I I that is shocks me.
01:02:52
I thought it was. I mean the the this cliche.
01:02:55
The stereotypical answer is Kansas and whatever, but I
01:02:58
thought like Oklahoma and and and even even Texas.
01:03:01
And you're telling me, Minnesota?
01:03:03
Minnesotas. Are they like little weenie ones
01:03:04
and they count them or? Possibly, Dare to say.
01:03:07
All right, Minnesota, you're gonna get taken away.
01:03:10
So next one is what state you seem so interested in this
01:03:16
Minnesota. Let's go with.
01:03:19
You're right, Mississippi. Mississippi.
01:03:21
That's what I was gonna say. And this one I can only imagine
01:03:24
this. One's probably lucky for them
01:03:26
too. Shortest life expectancy?
01:03:30
Oh, that's morbid. I wonder why?
01:03:35
Well, and this doesn't sound, I mean I would think if I hit 75,
01:03:39
it says locals of Mississippi live for around 75 years on
01:03:42
average. I would think that's like is
01:03:44
that that's too. I thought the lifespan was 70,
01:03:46
like around there overall average.
01:03:48
So there are 11 states in the union where residents expected
01:03:52
to reach at least 80 years old. That's five years more than
01:03:55
Mississippi gets, Mississippians get.
01:03:58
Those are extra Those are five extra years away from
01:04:01
Mississippi. Sorry.
01:04:05
You like that one Anyway. All right, well, OK, yeah.
01:04:08
Look at. These little puppies, there are
01:04:11
no more Ms. are there? There's one more Missouri.
01:04:14
There you go. Look at me.
01:04:16
There we go. I feel bad now.
01:04:19
They've got a picture of these puppies.
01:04:20
Yeah, that's what they're worst at.
01:04:21
Are they attacking a woman at her?
01:04:24
Feet. No.
01:04:25
Worse. The worst at puppy Mills.
01:04:28
Oh what? Yeah.
01:04:29
No, I don't even know what that means, but it just sounds like.
01:04:33
OK, go ahead. Basically, it's these.
01:04:35
Like probably farms that just basically get a dog pregnant
01:04:40
over and over and over and over and over.
01:04:42
Oh, just bring out puppies I see.
01:04:43
OK, well maybe they like to bang and, I don't know.
01:04:47
That sucks. I'm kind of down now, but I
01:04:50
think there are a lot of farms even down in Texas that just
01:04:53
that's what they do is they breed dogs to sell them and
01:04:55
yeah, you know, you think you think it sucks.
01:04:59
To to puppy mills. Yeah, like too much.
01:05:03
You think it's too much. Yeah.
01:05:05
OK, fair enough. I mean, I don't know enough
01:05:06
about it. I just know that, you know, if
01:05:10
you have a a litter and there's a lot of people that want say,
01:05:14
labs, you know, my family got one from one of those farms and
01:05:18
I don't know if that's a mill. But anyway, I can't imagine your
01:05:21
family getting it from a mill. Mill.
01:05:25
No, I mean, it was a farm that were, you know, anyway.
01:05:27
But but if if you're saying it's like real, like just constant,
01:05:32
constant, constant, yeah, that sucks.
01:05:34
I mean, if they're treated, especially if they're treated
01:05:35
poorly, yeah, let's not talk about that anymore.
01:05:38
Was that five? No.
01:05:40
We're on #5 right now, #5 right? Let's see in in Nebraska.
01:05:48
Or Montana. I forgot about Montana.
01:05:51
How did I forget about Montana? Go ahead.
01:05:52
Everybody does. Most traffic fatalities per
01:05:57
capita, Per capita, I was going to say there's like no people
01:06:00
there. It's because everybody's driving
01:06:03
8 miles an hour because no one's there.
01:06:05
Yeah. Is that what?
01:06:06
Is that what it says it? Says back in the 90s, Montana
01:06:09
abolished speed limits during the day.
01:06:11
Interesting. That makes sense now.
01:06:15
People were allowed to drive sweet fast to get out of
01:06:17
Montana. God, back in the 90s you would
01:06:20
have loved that. Anybody that doesn't know Trey,
01:06:23
he was insane when he drove back back in his day.
01:06:26
Said it was I still am a little bit sometimes.
01:06:30
So it was like the autobahn, except drivers were singing
01:06:32
songs like Barbie Girl at double the speed limit.
01:06:35
Thankfully, the state reinstituted speed limits,
01:06:40
though enforcement is a whole different matter.
01:06:43
So they're saying that no one enforces they'll they've
01:06:45
reinstated it. But they're not.
01:06:47
They're not. They're not really good at
01:06:49
they're kind of like, OK, whatever, who cares really.
01:06:53
That's what it says. Well, most fatalities, so be
01:06:56
careful if you're like. Driving through Montana, I
01:06:59
wonder if it's fatalities on the road where people crash into
01:07:05
each other, or if it's like solo if you just fall.
01:07:09
That's a good question. Slide off the road 'cause you're
01:07:10
going 140 miles an. Hour.
01:07:12
I mean, the pictures are showing this has this one vehicle that,
01:07:15
you know, in the middle of nowhere.
01:07:16
So, yeah, OK, well, you know what?
01:07:20
That was exciting, everybody, and we're trying.
01:07:25
Climatic we're we're trying to make these as quick as possible
01:07:28
now because we've we've realized that it's it's not the most
01:07:32
exciting segment that we do. But guess what?
01:07:37
You're learning something. And I guarantee you the next
01:07:40
time somebody talks about Montana, you're gonna go, hey,
01:07:42
hey, right. Something about Montana.
01:07:44
So you're well, this is our learning segment that we're not
01:07:47
trying to entertain you here, this is simply.
01:07:49
And, you know, educational not to buy puppies from Missouri
01:07:52
now, right? Yeah.
01:07:54
Because they're. Yeah.
01:07:56
Yeah. Because they're.
01:07:57
Yeah. Did you like that one?
01:07:59
OK, those are the next 5. And eventually we'll be done
01:08:02
with this. We're halfway there.
01:08:07
We're halfway there. I am curious.
01:08:09
I do get curious. I'm not going to lie to you when
01:08:11
you when we start this, I'm like, OK, I do want to know, But
01:08:14
then when I find out, I'm like, OK, let's move on like, OK.
01:08:17
Quickly. I could have lived without that.
01:08:20
We probably could have done like all 50 in just like one minute.
01:08:23
Just go. Just say them and let's not even
01:08:25
comment. I can't wait to get to Texas.
01:08:27
Yeah, I know. I have you.
01:08:28
Did you look ahead? Not.
01:08:29
Yet, no, I don't. Don't look ahead.
01:08:31
I'm being surprised like you. OK, Don't look ahead.
01:08:35
OK, let's do self-awareness and we got to wrap it up.
01:08:38
I thought I would do something different tonight.
01:08:41
I don't know how you feel about this.
01:08:44
Doesn't matter we did if you were unaware last show was our
01:08:51
50th show. You can't get the first seven
01:08:55
but overall there were fifty that we that train I've done
01:08:59
which is pretty good nice. It's a lot.
01:09:03
And I have spent fifty shows bitching about everybody else.
01:09:07
Yes, and I'm going to spend 50 plus hopefully more.
01:09:13
So tonight I'm going to go ahead and talk about the things that I
01:09:17
do that I need, that I need to be more software.
01:09:20
Bring your wife down. Or should she make the list for
01:09:23
you? No, I'm only going to give a
01:09:25
three. She may, she may have a whole
01:09:28
different list, but I'm going to do 3 and just because and I'll
01:09:32
do them quick because we got to go.
01:09:35
People have made me aware that I talk about my diet too much.
01:09:40
Do you? When I'm on keto or when I'm on
01:09:43
whatever, I'm like. So I can't have this because I'm
01:09:46
doing keto and this is what keto does for you and I.
01:09:49
I can see that versus just saying, you know what, I'm not
01:09:51
going to have these nachos because that's the first one.
01:09:56
OK, I agree. Second one is I am late all the
01:10:00
time and I'm not late. It's not extremely late.
01:10:04
I'm the five to 10 minute late guy.
01:10:05
No matter what. If I tell you 930, it will be
01:10:09
940 and I and I don't love that about myself, but who gives a
01:10:12
shit? Everyone like just deal with it.
01:10:15
See, I'm bad at everywhere in in DFWS 15 to 20 minutes away no
01:10:21
matter what, right? That's what I'm bad at.
01:10:23
So then I get on the road and it's like 45 minutes traffic and
01:10:26
yeah. So yeah, I'm back there.
01:10:28
So you're with me. Yeah.
01:10:29
And and it and it it's just kind of like, all right.
01:10:32
I've got 5 more minutes and then you don't realize the time it
01:10:35
takes to get to the car to turn the.
01:10:36
I mean and and all of a sudden 5 minutes later you're going,
01:10:38
well, I'm 5 to 10 minutes late. Right.
01:10:41
And over the years I haven't learned.
01:10:44
So whatever. And and you know, it's to the
01:10:46
point where some of you assholes have told me different tee times
01:10:50
for golf, so I'd be there on time.
01:10:55
That's awesome. That's happened.
01:10:56
Yeah, you've been a part of that.
01:10:59
The other thing, which is an obvious one and I'll go ahead
01:11:02
and admit it and everybody that listens to the show knows it.
01:11:04
I tend to interrupt. You 50 shows in.
01:11:10
I've never noticed that before 51 shows in.
01:11:16
So yeah, I would have to say I definitely agree with that one.
01:11:20
Oh, you're gonna just you're just gonna let me talk?
01:11:27
It's never happened before. I don't know what to do with
01:11:28
this. How long could you go?
01:11:30
Know what to do with my hands. How long could you talk?
01:11:33
If I didn't talk? I.
01:11:33
Don't know. That would throw me off my
01:11:35
point. That's my point.
01:11:36
No. And even my mom the other day
01:11:39
was just like, yeah, you talk too much on the show.
01:11:41
I'm like, well, it's a it's a show where you're supposed to
01:11:43
talk. Like, what do you want me to do?
01:11:45
Yeah, so I interrupt. Those are my three.
01:11:48
I'm sure I can come up with some more, but those are the three
01:11:50
main ones. And and some people will say,
01:11:53
you know, you bitch too much about things.
01:11:55
I don't think that's a bad thing.
01:11:56
You're emotional about dumb shit, Yes.
01:11:58
You think? Yeah, you're just passionate
01:12:01
about things, right? That's what it is.
01:12:05
But those are mine tonight for me.
01:12:06
I've got. I've got one that I'll say real
01:12:09
fast and it's and it's so stupid, but I just want to
01:12:15
mention it. Have you ever been on these
01:12:17
like, e-mail chains? And there's 8 cotrillion people
01:12:22
on these e-mail chains and it's about a football pool or a or
01:12:28
something where it's, you know, there's just a lot of people and
01:12:31
somebody hits reply all, somebody says thank you,
01:12:35
everybody, 847 of you for attending the event.
01:12:39
And someone's like, you're welcome.
01:12:42
When I came and they hit and everybody gets it and you're
01:12:46
just like, really, you dumb shit.
01:12:48
They do that everywhere. That's a very fast one.
01:12:50
And I'm going to go. I just wanted to add somebody
01:12:52
else. That's a great one.
01:12:52
I couldn't end the show with only things bad about me.
01:12:56
I had to say something bad about somebody else.
01:12:58
Yeah. Did you have any?
01:13:01
No, that's good. That was a good one though.
01:13:02
I wish I had thought about, but isn't that true though?
01:13:05
I mean it's just like. About you interrupting or I'll
01:13:10
not know we're out of here. Love you guys.
01:13:12
See you. Dickhead, you didn't interrupted
01:13:24
this song. That's what I do.
01:13:39
Can we steal the yogurt yodelers as like a new fan club or
01:13:43
anything? I love that.
01:13:46
How about screw staying the great podcast, The Yogurt
01:13:48
Yodeler Podcast I'm in. We'll send this lady a thank
01:13:54
you. Absolutely.