In this unpredictable episode of Stay in the Gray, Ryan and Trey ask a question that gets everyone in trouble: Is anything still safe to laugh at? From water bottle horrors in luxury hotels to Russia’s new “breast-milk lattes”, they unpack the absurd, offensive, and just plain funny.
Also: should cheerleaders be gender-neutral in MLB? Why are orcas suddenly geniuses? And how does a horse accidentally kill its owner? This week’s wild headlines, controversial commentary, and gym etiquette callouts are everything Stay in the Gray is known for.
🔥 Highlights Include:
Trey & Ryan’s NSFW podcast teaser vs. the Israel/Palestine teaser
A couple finds the wrong kind of surprise in their bottled water
Russia serves up “motherly” milk as a latte ingredient
When animals go rogue—real pet-owner tragedies
A brutally honest take on sensitivity in comedy today
Another round of “What Each State Is Worst At”
Gym cell phone etiquette and Trey’s fitness PSA for women
đź“Ś Chapters (Condensed):
00:00 – Intro: Breast-Milk Lattes in Russia
05:17 – SITG Teaser Clips: Naked Scooters vs. Middle East
07:47 – Texas Rangers Win & Male Cheerleader Debate
11:35 – Water Bottle Horror in Luxury Hotel
20:13 – Football “Sure Thing” Picks
24:01 – Main Topic: What’s Still Okay to Laugh At?
32:42 – Animal Attacks on Owners
42:06 – Orca Intelligence: Scary Smart
48:10 – What Each State Is Worst At: Part 11
56:35 – Awareness Segment: Gym Cellphones & Workout Etiquette
59:30 – Final Bromance Question
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Hey, everybody. Hold on.
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Ryan, wait, wait, wait. OK, Take it easy, OK?
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Don't. Not.
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Hey, everybody. Hey, Trey.
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Hey, me. OK.
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I hate you. Yes.
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What's up? I've got a headline.
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Oh, yes. I love Trey Headline.
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I've got a funny one. Yeah, I like it.
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It is. I hope.
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I like it. Hope it's funny.
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OK. A Russian coffee shop is hiring
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new mothers to help make their breast milk lattes.
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No, really. Really.
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Really. I don't know.
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I don't know what I It sounds so fake.
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So if you drive up, let me get this right.
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Yeah. Let me get this right.
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If you drive up to a coffee shop in Russia, you can get a breast
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milk. You can literally say I want a
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whatever. The Grande breast milk latte.
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Latte. Nah, seriously.
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Seriously, what adult wants a breast milk latte?
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I don't know. Have you ever tried breast milk?
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No, no, no. I have two kids and I still
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never did it. Still never tried it.
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I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it.
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It came from a booby. So came from a boobie look.
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I love that sounds. That doesn't sound like a bad
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thing. We love some boobies.
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But I just don't need anything that comes from inside that.
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I actually had a friend of mine at a strip club actually get
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lactated on and she wasn't even dancing for him.
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She was dancing at the table. Anyway.
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So there's so many questions. Welcome to the show, ladies and
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gentlemen. Yes.
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Is the latte more or less expensive?
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Does the milk taste different depending on the diets of the
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women? Oh, that's a good one.
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So there are they. You said they're recruiting
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women, recruiting women. They're hiring new mothers,
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which I guess that's not a bad way to make.
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Wonder how much they've extra paid.
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Is it per per latte they fill up?
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I don't know. No, no, I bet it's like, you
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know, you give em, you give em bags.
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Like you can donate breast milk in this country.
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You just donate it for regular bottles.
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I don't know how this works. You have to ask your wife about
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this. But it says if it depends on the
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diet. If so, is one woman in charge of
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eating a lot of pumpkin spice? What and who suggested this
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first in the staff meeting? It doesn't be a good idea.
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You know what? It's Russia like.
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We've already learned from that one Russian chick that hated us
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that they they just do their thing.
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And how does she hate us with shit like this happening in her,
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in her motherland? If she was on, that would be the
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first thing I asked her. How can you yell at us when you
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have breast milk lattes in your country, Right.
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And. And one guy actually got a
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little upset at one of his so he says.
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So his signature Semen Chai is somehow offensive.
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Semen Chai. Semen Chai Semen.
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Semen. Semen.
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Did I say that wrong? Semen.
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No. I'm just saying it sounds an
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awful lot like semen. Semen.
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Yeah, that's what he said. His semen Chai.
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Oh, I guess like a Chai tea. Maybe a semen Chai tea.
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OK, which that actually works in with later conversations, this
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one says, should they be called Lot titties?
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See what he did there? I see what he did there, says I
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only, I think only redheads can produce pumpkin spice milk.
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So that was dumb. Yeah.
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So, yeah, I love how angry I get at these comments.
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I'm like, that's stupid. Here's one.
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This is a good question. Do we get to see which one?
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I'm getting the milk from that. It like a little, like, on the
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menu. Yeah.
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So do you get to see the breast that the milk is coming from?
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I like it. There's a, my favorite sushi
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restaurant has a picture of every roll, and I like that.
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I mean, if if you don't have a picture of the titty, I want to
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see the titty for real. That's what I mean.
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Yeah. Bring the titty up to the drive
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through mirror. You know, you want them lined up
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in the shop. Oh, my God.
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So, yeah. Anyway, All right, all right.
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I thought the menu thing was bad enough, but Trey, Trey brought
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it. Yeah.
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So you literally want to drive up and have a woman show her,
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Show you her breast to see if the breast milk latte would be
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OK? Because I think that's the only
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way to judge whether or not my milk is going to be good or not.
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Oh, my God, is that not fair before I spend money on that?
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No, that's fair. That's, you know, that's fair.
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Just so I can get out of this conversation.
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OK. Hope you're well, my man.
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God, I don't even know where to go from here.
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What if we just ended the show right there?
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Like breast milk lattes in Russia.
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Go there. There you go.
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Yeah. Hope everybody's doing well.
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If you listen to the last show, which was just released today,
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when we're recording this, we we did end up talking about right,
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Trey, Israel, Palestine, how much we did the whole thing.
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We we get serious. We got serious.
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When I listened back, I was like, oh, we we're pretty
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serious. We acted like we kind of knew
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what we were talking about. Yeah.
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And and then of course I, I posted you know, a 52 second
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clip on to social media and YouTube and all, all of the all
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of the social medias that are out there.
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Right. And just I'm going out this, I
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don't know if this is a good idea.
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And I just did it anyway. And what's interesting about it
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is, is if anybody says that there aren't like really strict
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algorithms on on who gets to see these things, I have proof.
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The proof is I or we. Sorry, Trey, we had, I won't say
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the exact amount, but we have thousands of views on that.
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On that one little clip, it was, you know, they call them shorts
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on YouTube, thousands of views. Now it's pretty mixed.
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It's, it's about 70% likes, 30% dislikes.
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Still, which I expected though, when you talk about a topic like
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that, right. I put in another clip right
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after that of us talking about being naked on a scooter in
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helmets and Crocs. It literally has less than 20.
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You don't say Hamas in Israel. Thousands of views.
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Trey and Ryan from Stanley Ray podcast.
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Naked in Crocs on the Scooters. Less than 20.
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Less than 20. We did get one, like, So is that
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your mom or my mom? No, I just, I looked at it and I
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was like, and they're right by each other.
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I said, you know what, OK. They're apparently algorithms.
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You know, people are interested in in Hamas and and Israel, not
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interested in a naked train ride.
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I just thought I'd share that with you.
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I bet if we had a video of us naked on a scooter, that would
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change. It goes from 20 to 4020 to 2120
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to 20. Somebody, some crazy person.
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I may watch it then. There you go.
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So how about your Texas Rangers? People that are listening from
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all over or people that don't care about baseball, they might
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not know what we're talking about.
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And so you know, that's about all I have to say about that.
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The Texas Rangers are now in the World Series.
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They haven't won it yet. So so I'm not gonna jinx it, but
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they they had a nice comeback against the Astros.
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They were down three games to two, came back one on the road,
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2 games. And I just wanted to give you
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some props. I you know, I don't dislike that
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team, but good for you. I know you're excited.
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You you have your hat on right now.
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Which is a cool hat. Yeah.
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I I admit that they have not worn these uniforms at all in
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the playoffs. I'm a little frustrated with
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that. But that's why it took them
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seven games. I I do have a funny little
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story. It's.
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And I don't know if your wife. Wait, wait about what About
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Rangers. Oh, OK Yeah.
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About the Rangers. I was like that was the fastest.
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That was the fastest segue in the history.
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No. I've got a funny little story
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about the Rangers. So I don't know if your wife
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points out little things like this, but my girlfriend pointed
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out that right before the game they had about 7:00 or 8:00.
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You know, young women dancing around little skirts on the
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dugout. Hold on, hold on.
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I'm thinking I'm. I'm visualizing.
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Yeah. OK, you got it.
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I got it. I need both of your hands on
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your desk. They're dancing around the
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dugout. She's like, how come there's no
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guys up there? Oh, my God.
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It's like, what do you mean she wants that?
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How come there's no guys in little skimpy outfits?
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And I was like, what do you mean?
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I said think about it. What's that age demographic of
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people watching or at a baseball game?
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You're thinking what I give or take 30 to 50, I don't even
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think of age is just boys and men, men, guys are at a Ranger
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game or at a baseball game, period, watching this.
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So of course they're going to have a bunch of little women up
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there dancing around. She goes, I feel like there's at
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least 10% of women, at least in the stadium.
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I said OK, So what? What does that mean?
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She goes, of the 10, there should be at least one guy up
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there with a little skimpy outfit.
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She goes, I want to see a helicopter and I was like one
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guy to just just flinging it around.
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I can't argue with the logic there, you know, So it makes
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sense. You know, I just now I have the
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visualize visualization of a helicopter, you know, so so.
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But I guess my point, my point is that women, I don't think
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they care like we do. I don't think women are at the
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game going, oh look at that guy. I don't know.
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I well, maybe, I don't know. I just think that guys are more
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like what just happened in the game as he's checking out the
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cheerleader. Right.
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Maybe, yeah, I don't know. But that's wise.
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But that's funny. I thought it was interesting.
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It's just some something I just can't imagine.
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I can't imagine, like college teams in football or whatever
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have male cheerleaders, but they're in like a pantsuit like
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something they're not in skimpy. So she's suggesting that this
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guy, she wants a skimpy. Yeah, be like in practically
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nothing to be with a little feather on the end of his Why
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not? Whatever.
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The Mavericks recently had the have added male dancers to their
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dance team though, too. So interesting.
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I don't know if this is a movement, but I don't like it.
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We need to protest this movement.
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I'm not the biggest guy. I, you know, I'm the guy that
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always says protesters need to calm down.
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But I think in this case, let's start a movement.
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We need to we need to make some signs.
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I like it. That's funny.
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Well, tell her that. I hope that her wish does not
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come true. Me too.
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Yeah. I told her that.
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You already told her. OK.
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It's not gonna happen. Well, congratulations to.
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Hopefully they they carry it forward in the World Series.
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That would be fun. Yeah, so good for you.
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All right, take me away from that 'cause I don't really care
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that much. So I've got a I've got an
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interesting story that popped up on on my Ledger today, and I
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thought this would be perfect for us to talk about.
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It's right down the stay in the Gray wheelhouse.
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You have a Ledger? I don't know.
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It sound like a cool word to use.
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It was. It was great work.
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Yeah, I had to ruin it. Sorry.
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OK, go ahead. I love.
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I love when you find a story. I know it's gonna be a good.
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I know it's gonna be good. I'm excited.
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So I'm curious. In all your times at a hotel,
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you know I have to figure out a way to set this up.
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Have you ever. I've spent a lot of time in
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hotels. Have you ever sued any hotels
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for any reason. Had any thoughts about you know
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what? This is messed up.
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I'm gonna sue this hotel. Well, the quick answer is no.
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I've never sued A sued the hotel.
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The extended answer is I've definitely thought about how
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shitty certain things are. I could write an e-mail or
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something, or Google. I've actually written, I've
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actually written an e-mail before.
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OK, a couple. So this man and woman, husband
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and wife I should say, had booked a four night stay at a
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Oceanside. I can't even talk Oceanside
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hotel. We'll get there near San
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Francisco, where the rooms start.
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And I don't know, maybe this Oceanside in San Francisco.
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Oceanside in San Francisco, $800 a night.
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That's is that pretty expensive? It's about right.
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Should be a nice hotel. Yeah.
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Well, yeah, they were looking for a restful and indulgent
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birthday weekend. OK.
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But I mean, it's not like it's it's not like San Francisco has
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whites and beaches. No, they have a lot of great
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whites in the Golden Gate Bridge.
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But that's about it. Yeah, go ahead.
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So they were hoping for a nice birthday weekend, it says.
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But they left. They they claimed they left with
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the horror and trauma of have having been sexually assaulted
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and exploited. Wow, I so want to hear the rest
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of this now. They left with a with a whore.
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Horror, horror. Horror.
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OK, horror. Yeah, I mean, I still want.
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I still want to hear it, but not as much trauma.
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But think about this trauma of having been sexually assaulted
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and exploited, but at the hands of the hotel, at the hands of
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the. So what makes it like, did the
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maid come in and throw a strap on, or what happened here?
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So I'm excited to find out what happened.
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The bell, the bellhop that showed them to their room
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expected more than just a $5 tip.
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Apparently he wanted to put the whole tip.
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So, OK, apparently what happened is a male worker.
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It doesn't say what he did. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, I'll be. You know what?
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I'll be quiet. Well, I'll try a male worker at
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this hotel ejaculated into their water.
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Oh my. What?
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Dude, you can't even make this up.
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So, yeah, but why? OK, Why?
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It just says lawsuit claims one of the hotel employees
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ejaculated his semen. Well, I can't imagine what he
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ejaculated with. Yeah, into a Ritz Carlton
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labeled water bottle and delivered it to their room where
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the woman, the wife, drank it before she realized it had been
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defiled by a criminal deviant. She swallowed.
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She she probably never swallowed in her life.
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The husband's probably pissed right now so you swallow his.
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But yeah. What's that all about?
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How long? God, what do we how do we take
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the. OK, go ahead.
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So yeah, I have a question where to go from there.
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I have questions. First off, sexually assaulted,
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not. I don't know if I buy that whole
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label. That's not only sexually
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assaulted, that's just gross, right?
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I guess. Wouldn't you notice one of them
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was a little murkier than the other.
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Yeah, maybe the Is that the that Bay, that Bay City water?
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I would, I would think so. It says that she rang the
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reception to ask for more water and 5 minutes later a male
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employee knocked on the door and handed her 5 bottles of water.
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She placed them on her night stand and went to sleep.
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OK, so she went to bed. Later that night, she woke up
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thirsty and grabbed one of the bottles.
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What's the luck of grabbing the one out of five that had his
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semen in it? So all five didn't have it.
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Just one. I She took a drink and knew
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immediately that something was wrong.
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Do you mean to tell me she knows the exact taste of diluted
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semen? I guess so.
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It good for her. Good for her.
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Come on. So is there is there a
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distinctive taste, Trey? I'm not sure.
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I'm not sure we Maybe one of our future guests will know, but I
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don't know. I won't tell you whether or not
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I know or not. Yeah, anyway, you look like you
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know. Anyway, she woke up her husband
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couple contacted the hotel says they were addressing the issue
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with hotel security management representative on duty began to
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realize the chemical taste she had been experienced was similar
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to seamen. I just love that she knows how
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did. Yeah, OK, this is going to sound
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so stupid, but I'm going to say it anyway.
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I've got a bottle of water in my hand for people that aren't
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watching. When you open the top, there
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should be A and it's already open.
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There's a whole different feel right?
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And I don't drink it. So when it's not open, right, if
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you get a if you buy a bottle of water and it's already the seal
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is broken. I don't touch it.
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Well, good for you, Drake, because no one should, right?
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And I know it's the middle of the night, but come on, you, you
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gotta know that that's not a sealed bottle of water.
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That's this is on her. And this is crazy.
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This is like a crime scene here. The husband asked the hotel to
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preserve the water bottle for testing, which they did while a
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police officer arrived to take statements, said I just want the
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ending. And the wife, in fact, the
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semen. Yeah.
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The wife claims she became more certain that the taste of liquid
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was indeed semen. How do you become worse?
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And does the husband get a little worried at this point?
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It's like, how are you so certain that this is semen?
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So the hotel did send the water bottle off to a laboratory for
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analysis. Can you imagine?
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Anyway, and then around January of this year, claims the
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adjuster from the Marriott called to say that the test had
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revealed that the fluid in the bottle had been defiled with
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semen. OK, so we're gonna, we're gonna,
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we're gonna end this soon, because I don't know how much
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there is to add to it. But my question, I just have
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only one question. Why?
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And that's it. Why would the why would whoever
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did this do this? What makes a worker at a hotel
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go? You know what?
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I'm just gonna. I'm gonna put this in this
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water. I mean, like, that's the fun
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part. It doesn't say what I mean, but
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that's the guy was bored. But that's the point.
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Like, there's I mean, is this an ex-boyfriend that saw her that
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happened to work there? Or is it like, did they treat
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him poorly when they came in? Maybe, I don't know, Maybe it
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was a bellhop and they, like, treated him like he was a piece
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of shit. Yeah, it didn't say.
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It didn't say anything. It doesn't say.
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I'm just saying that's I apologize.
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No, I'm trying to. I'm just saying.
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I'm just, I'm just brainstorming about semen in a water bottle
00:18:56
tray. I mean, hell, what if he was in,
00:18:59
you know, was in a room, the woman he was with decided, you
00:19:01
know what? I'm not swallowing it.
00:19:02
He had to put it somewhere. So he put it in a water bottle.
00:19:04
I don't know. And then delivered it to the
00:19:06
room next door to somebody Will, Damn it.
00:19:10
Maybe he was like, yeah, I want somebody to swallow this and it
00:19:12
may not be you. What if the guy had drank the
00:19:15
water and was like, you know what, honey?
00:19:16
I am sure this is Seaman. Would that would that throw up
00:19:20
some red flags? Well, yes.
00:19:23
But I think it'd be even funnier if you didn't know.
00:19:26
And he's, like, swishing it around this.
00:19:30
Yeah, he's like this water tastes.
00:19:32
Let me try it. Awfully interesting.
00:19:33
Let me drink a little bit more. Double check that.
00:19:35
Yeah, It's like asparagus, Honey.
00:19:36
Is this Seaman? I think this is semen baby.
00:19:42
Or she takes a step and she's like, uh, oh, yeah, it's
00:19:45
definitely semen. Well, another classic Trey story
00:19:49
that involves ejaculate. It popped up and I was like, oh,
00:19:53
my God, I've got to talk about. All right.
00:19:55
Well, thank you for sharing. You're welcome.
00:19:59
I'm not going to open in a bottle of water for a while.
00:20:02
Going to make sure it's definitely close.
00:20:04
Yeah, I'm or I'm going to be just analyzing it.
00:20:06
Like looking looking at it right through the light, you know?
00:20:11
But that one looks clear so real fast.
00:20:13
You know, we do this every, you know, early in the week when we
00:20:17
record. We do this before the weekend so
00:20:19
we can get our Sure Thing Picks. Might have been sure thing to
00:20:25
get wrong. Trey's laughter tells it all.
00:20:28
I'm going to go ahead and let's recap last week's picks.
00:20:31
And I know you're mad. Quit hitting the mic.
00:20:33
Sorry, just because you lost again.
00:20:36
Again. So let's talk.
00:20:37
You recap it for us. So I I went out on a ledge and
00:20:42
took Cardinals +8 and they lost by.
00:20:45
We had a whole conversation about the you and the spreads,
00:20:48
but the Cardinals lost by 10 points, which means you lost
00:20:53
again. So you are.
00:20:56
Let me see if this math is right.
00:20:57
Oh, and four. Oh, and four.
00:20:59
Yeah. For your sure thing.
00:21:01
Sure thing. So everybody pay attention
00:21:05
closely tonight for his pick and pick the opposite.
00:21:08
Well, yeah, that's. That's obvious.
00:21:10
And you picked I I lost two. Iowa.
00:21:13
I picked Iowa favored by 3 1/2 over Minnesota.
00:21:16
Yeah, they were at home and they lost in a 12 to 10 barn burner.
00:21:19
Oh, yeah. I think you me, Antoine, my 3
00:21:26
year old and the pack of weenie dogs that killed that Lady could
00:21:31
stop the Iowa offense. They are that bad.
00:21:34
I I was just watching it going. You've got to be kidding me like
00:21:37
well they a little bit of this score.
00:21:39
Well a little. I was like come on just I need 3
00:21:41
1/2 points like it's not that hard like just for the show.
00:21:43
Damn it for the show and or did you have actually some money
00:21:46
Wilson and and it's just like I just anyway, I just it was like
00:21:52
blooper reel. It was pretty pretty
00:21:54
offensively. Defensively they're great.
00:21:56
Anyway who gives a shit about Iowa football Moving on moving
00:22:00
on real quick. Oh we gotta move on to our new
00:22:05
our picks for these picks because everybody's going please
00:22:07
give us your picks so I know where to go again.
00:22:10
Yeah. OK.
00:22:12
Go ahead, Trey. I'm going.
00:22:14
So BYU is on the road against my Longhorns.
00:22:18
You're still taking your own team's games.
00:22:20
Let's see if I say this right, I'm gonna take BYU plus.
00:22:26
Right? The 17 1/2.
00:22:28
That's. Yeah.
00:22:29
Sounds like you know what you're talking about.
00:22:30
We'll see. Do you know what that means?
00:22:32
It means you need to pick Texas -17, 1/2.
00:22:37
Yes. Pick Texas to win by over 17,
00:22:40
1/2, boys. That's what I said, OK, there
00:22:42
you go. God.
00:22:44
And I need to give a seminar. But I think I would kill
00:22:46
somebody. I just, yeah, go ahead And I I
00:22:50
I'm gonna go Oregon Ducks. I I think their offense is just,
00:22:54
I don't know. It's just crazy good.
00:22:56
And they're playing on the road against ranked Utah.
00:22:59
A lot of people think that's gonna be close.
00:23:01
I think Oregon pulls away. I do.
00:23:04
I don't know why. At first when you said the
00:23:05
Ducks, I I immediately assumed hockey.
00:23:07
But Oh well, there's a lot of hockey.
00:23:09
Mighty Ducks movies. Anaheim.
00:23:11
Mighty Ducks. Yeah, I'm gonna go Oregon Ducks
00:23:14
Football team Mighty 6 1/2, which means they need to win by
00:23:19
7. Trey got it.
00:23:20
Let me write that down. Those are our picks, by the way.
00:23:25
Right. Before we move on, I'm gonna go
00:23:27
ahead and and brag about how I have won two weekly pots in a
00:23:30
row from fantasy football. It's, you know, when you go to
00:23:34
the waiver wire and all you need is a you're just like, oh, which
00:23:38
kicker should I get this week? You know what an ass you know
00:23:41
your team is performing well. Move on.
00:23:43
It's been it's been a long time since I've had any.
00:23:47
I don't think I ever won a weekly pot.
00:23:49
Yeah, and I won three this year and I've won.
00:23:51
So my team keep it up because we're kicking ass and we move
00:23:57
on. Fuck you in your fantasy.
00:24:00
Yeah. I'm going to move on to it to.
00:24:02
I mean it's it's a serious topic but it's not.
00:24:04
But it is. But it's not.
00:24:05
But it's kind of one of those where you you don't want it to
00:24:09
be serious. But I I've turned it serious
00:24:11
because I'm I'm lost. I'm lost.
00:24:17
Dumb it down for me please. I'm very frustrated by the
00:24:22
amount of backlash that we received.
00:24:24
I mean I'm frustrated but I'm also kind of.
00:24:27
I mean, I laugh about it too, about the people that have
00:24:31
passed away in humorous ways. OK, we had the woman.
00:24:38
I would just mention the weenie dogs.
00:24:40
Weenie dogs? Yeah.
00:24:40
If anybody doesn't think that a pack of weenie dogs attacking
00:24:43
somebody gives you a chuckle, then I feel for you.
00:24:47
We laughed about the woman that jumped in a river claiming to
00:24:50
her friends that her dog would save her and she drowned and she
00:24:53
drowned. I just, I just visualized the
00:24:56
dog. I just visualized the dog
00:24:57
sitting there going fuck them. I'm not getting in that river
00:25:00
looking around at everybody. Like, yeah, like are you
00:25:02
serious? Somebody gonna go in after her.
00:25:04
We talked about two gentlemen. One of them was shot because
00:25:06
they believe that they got magic bulletproof potion over in
00:25:10
Nigeria and and these types of things are funny and and so the
00:25:18
serious side of me, I started thinking about like well what
00:25:21
are we allowed to laugh at anymore Are we allowed to laugh
00:25:24
at at things is is death one of those things that we shouldn't
00:25:27
laugh at And again we're going to laugh because Trey and I do
00:25:31
that but I'm also being serious right now and so it's just it's
00:25:36
it's really frustrating because it's just kind of like shut the
00:25:38
fuck up. It's just I'm tired of this.
00:25:41
You have. You have no compassion.
00:25:43
Well, you don't know me. I have plenty of compassion, but
00:25:46
that doesn't mean I can't chuckle about a story about two
00:25:48
guys that think they have bulletproof potion.
00:25:51
Yeah. Have you seen a weenie dog,
00:25:53
Trey? I have.
00:25:55
So have I. In a pack of weenie dogs,
00:25:57
packing a lady is fucking funny. Although my martial arts
00:26:00
instructor told me that the weenie dog would whoop me.
00:26:02
So I don't know what that says about me.
00:26:05
It's horrible with you. But her instructions, her
00:26:08
instructing, that's what you need to say is that.
00:26:10
Well yeah it's kind of yeah. Yeah you're you're not teaching
00:26:13
me well enough. If we need all can be me.
00:26:16
But I I just started thinking and I was just annoyed by the
00:26:18
whole thing. And I and I, you know, I had a
00:26:21
thing and and it's just like there were some some comedians
00:26:25
that got together and they said, hey, you know what?
00:26:28
What are, what are subjects unsuitable for humor?
00:26:32
OK And I started reading through it and I'm just kind of like.
00:26:35
And it was the stuff you'd think of, you know, Jewish jokes
00:26:38
should only be told by Jews. Really.
00:26:41
It's kind of like black jokes should be only be told by by
00:26:44
black people. Really.
00:26:47
Because a lot of the black comedians tell white jokes and
00:26:50
it's hilarious. Yeah.
00:26:52
I mean, we're the butt of their jokes and it's great.
00:26:54
I mean, they're talking about dancing.
00:26:55
They're talking about our, our, hello.
00:26:56
You know, we're always dorks and like, OK, mayonnaise, we've
00:27:00
talked about this before. Absolutely.
00:27:03
And so why? Why?
00:27:05
You know, there's a guy from Australia that says death and
00:27:09
rape RR 2 and you know, like the rape thing, maybe.
00:27:13
Yeah, I get the rape thing. But I don't know.
00:27:15
You know, George Carlin did a bit about how rape he goes.
00:27:17
I bet you you guys think there's no way to make rape funny and
00:27:21
I'll do it for you And I, you know, he ended up saying a thing
00:27:23
and it was pretty funny. He goes just imagine Porky Pig
00:27:26
raping Elmer Fudd. And back then it was pretty
00:27:31
funny. I mean, I I don't have the
00:27:32
delivery that George Carlin. He was one of the most famous
00:27:36
comedians that ever lived. But yeah, and then you have OK,
00:27:39
deaths of particular individuals maybe, but not death in general,
00:27:43
surely. What about the conversations at
00:27:46
the Pearly Gates type job? What?
00:27:47
I mean whatever this stuff means.
00:27:49
I've done stand up, blah blah blah.
00:27:51
Here are the following Top five, September 11th.
00:27:54
Child molestation, which I don't disagree with that one.
00:27:58
The Holocaust. That's don't disagree with that.
00:28:02
I mean, there's been a few Auschwitz jokes that I've heard.
00:28:06
It depends on your audience, I suppose.
00:28:08
Rape. And then I don't know what the
00:28:10
Queen Mother even means. What's that?
00:28:11
Is that the Queen like England, The Queen of England or
00:28:14
something, I guess. Anyway, this is a British thing,
00:28:17
so I think we don't care over here.
00:28:21
We don't care about the Queen Mother over here.
00:28:23
We'll laugh at, we'll laugh at her ass.
00:28:24
She lived a long fucking time. And so it's just kind of like,
00:28:29
you know, I'm looking at death, rape, Here's more of and it's
00:28:32
all the same kind of stuff. And that's fine.
00:28:34
I get it. I'm not going to laugh if if
00:28:36
somebody's raped, I'm not going to go, ha ha, the way.
00:28:41
But death happens daily and all these things happen and and if
00:28:46
they happen in strange ways, especially for people, in my
00:28:49
opinion, Trey, there are so many people out there that just,
00:28:53
you've heard of the Darwin Awards, right?
00:28:55
Have you heard of that? Explain that to me.
00:28:58
Well, Charles Darwin evolution, you know what you know.
00:29:02
OK, well, we'll do a show about, Charles, evolution, but
00:29:07
evolution with with, you know, human beings as as they've
00:29:12
evolved through time. The Darwin Awards are basically
00:29:16
something similar to what we do, which is here are stupid people
00:29:19
that are that kill themselves off.
00:29:22
It says here that the Darwin Awards honor those who tip
00:29:27
chlorine into our gene pool by accidentally removing their own
00:29:31
DNA from it during the spectacular climax of a great
00:29:35
idea gone veti veti wrong, wrong.
00:29:38
There you go. So that's one way of of putting
00:29:40
it. I still don't understand that.
00:29:41
The other way is people doing dumb shit.
00:29:44
There we go. Dumb it down formal and
00:29:47
eliminating themselves from the human pool.
00:29:50
If that's if if you will. So again, the guy, the guys with
00:29:57
the potion seem to, it seems to be in my head, right.
00:30:00
I don't know, the one jumping into the water, just that was.
00:30:03
Yeah, that was pretty. Yeah.
00:30:05
And and again, I'm not laughing because somebody died.
00:30:08
I'm laughing at the way they died.
00:30:09
There is a difference, people. And you need to calm down and
00:30:13
and be able to to say, hey, you know what, No one wants her to
00:30:17
die. But Oh my God, did she really do
00:30:19
that? I'm not gonna laugh if somebody
00:30:21
goes, you know, wow, my my brother just passed away from
00:30:24
cancer. OK, fair enough.
00:30:27
Obviously, if anybody joked about that, holy shit, Trey.
00:30:33
And I wouldn't even know that we wouldn't do that, of course.
00:30:37
But stories from afar, stories from abroad about, I mean random
00:30:41
happenings, it just there's too many people in this world for us
00:30:44
to get all bent out of shape about every little thing.
00:30:46
And again, if we were sitting there going, ha ha, she died.
00:30:49
That's one thing, right? But to say this chick jumped in
00:30:53
a river thinking her dog would save her, and that was the wrong
00:30:56
call, there's a difference. So we've gotten so much.
00:31:00
Again, we've gotten plenty of people that are like, yeah,
00:31:02
that's that's pretty funny. But we just as many of that are
00:31:04
like, hey, you guys are not in the butt.
00:31:06
They sounded just like that. And so I started thinking about
00:31:11
the weenie dog because I I I had some and I'll go and give a
00:31:16
shout out right now. I meant to do that earlier.
00:31:19
My Met met and have spoken with a few security guards and and
00:31:27
they have passed around our podcast card and they've they've
00:31:32
all jumped on. They're feeling it, they're
00:31:35
liking it and I'd love to have them on because I I just respect
00:31:39
the hell out of what they do and I want to talk to them about it.
00:31:42
And so the security guards, you know, they're they're they're
00:31:45
great. I mean I finally learned all
00:31:46
their names and we talked and and I and they said we've been
00:31:49
listening and and the one thing they remembered, they're like, I
00:31:52
said, where'd you start? Oh, we started recently when
00:31:55
we'll work our way up. You know went to da da.
00:31:56
But. But that weenie dog thing was so
00:31:58
funny. I mean they loved it.
00:31:59
Come on. I mean, I mean Can you imagine
00:32:02
being a family member? Say how did Betty die?
00:32:06
Well, the Weenie Dogs, AKA Weenie Dogs.
00:32:12
And I still think that that collie probably had something to
00:32:14
do with it, beat her ass. And it's not.
00:32:16
That doesn't make it as funny. But and then you and I joked
00:32:19
like, well, they're little, very little.
00:32:20
You should have gotten to. You could have jumped up on the
00:32:23
curve. Just jump up.
00:32:24
Yeah, jump up somewhere higher ground.
00:32:28
And so I started thinking about this and I said, you know what,
00:32:32
Everybody that has a problem with this can fuck off.
00:32:34
There we go. And I found a couple of funny
00:32:37
ones. And we're going to do this thing
00:32:41
right now. Sweet.
00:32:44
This one's really funny. So there's a woman in Michigan
00:32:50
that died. And I'm not going to give all
00:32:51
these specifics, but she died at the hands of her own dog after
00:32:57
feeding it a gummy with full THC.
00:33:03
Oh, shit. And she thought because her dog
00:33:07
was a little rambunctious, it would calm it down.
00:33:10
Apparently. Apparently it's rambunctious
00:33:13
that it would calm it down. Hold on.
00:33:15
Tell me the little rambunctious thing you did, That little
00:33:18
shimmy, Is that rambunctious? Is that what you're looking at?
00:33:22
Yeah. You did a little shimmy with the
00:33:23
rambunctious. And I and I the one thing I
00:33:25
can't find. And I know this sucks because
00:33:28
that's just bad. Whatever is, There's no what
00:33:30
kind of dog it was. I want to know what kind of dog
00:33:32
it was. Really badly.
00:33:34
But what they're saying is that I can't even in fact, THC
00:33:43
actually, in canines, dogs for the laymen, the lay people for
00:33:49
the lay people is actually more of a it's them all wound the
00:33:55
fuck up. It's not relaxing at all for the
00:33:58
dogs in fact and so her family. So this this woman dies she
00:34:05
gives her dog this and she's like oh we're gonna have a calm
00:34:07
nice evening and the dog attacks her and holy shit.
00:34:11
And again it is I I don't, I don't want anybody to die.
00:34:15
I really don't people. So I I, I can't wait for the
00:34:19
responses but come on you gave your dog freaking pot
00:34:24
essentially. You know, I mean you gave a
00:34:26
gummy. Her family member said the
00:34:29
following She was an Angel. Yeah, well, she was an Angel.
00:34:33
There should have been a warning label not to give it to dogs.
00:34:37
Give it to really. She goes, they have that.
00:34:40
They have that for chocolate. They have that.
00:34:42
I said no, they don't. That's just kind of a known
00:34:43
thing. Right?
00:34:44
But nobody gives their dog THC gummies enough yet, apparently,
00:34:49
to know this. And so come on.
00:34:52
So that's number one. Don't give your dogs gummies the
00:34:56
because apparently it makes them hostile.
00:34:59
Unbelievable. So the second one is I can just
00:35:02
see this picture. Oh my God.
00:35:06
The second one is a gentleman who decided that he was going to
00:35:12
adopt A five month old hippopotamus.
00:35:17
Please tell me he's in Florida named Humphrey.
00:35:20
No, I don't think there are hippos there.
00:35:23
He brought him back to his 400 acre farm.
00:35:26
I I I don't know. It doesn't say where, and he
00:35:29
also kept a giraffe. A rhinoceros, Damn.
00:35:34
But he described Humphrey the the the hippopotamus as like a
00:35:40
sun, just like a human. Guess what Humphrey did, heading
00:35:47
for an appetizer. Apparently Humphrey started
00:35:54
eating some of the other animals that were around calves and
00:35:57
other animals and when this gentleman went out to approach
00:36:01
him, say no, he said Bad Humphrey Humphrey.
00:36:07
Humphrey said fuck yeah, guess what?
00:36:10
And chased him. Holy shit.
00:36:13
It says that apparently the neighbors witnessed this and saw
00:36:16
the hippo chasing the guy out of his farm and when he got to the
00:36:24
fence he couldn't get over it. Humphrey just took him down.
00:36:27
Shit, So people, I feel bad for this gentleman, but if you don't
00:36:33
think that, that's funny. I hate to turn anyway away from
00:36:37
the show, Trey. But then Trey and I probably are
00:36:40
not going to be your cup of tea if there's a part of you that
00:36:43
said, you know what, I don't like how they do this and make
00:36:46
fun of people in death, but I did chuckle.
00:36:49
Why don't you give us another shot and just see if you like
00:36:51
us? Yeah.
00:36:53
Wow. So that's story #2.
00:36:55
I hope you have another one. I have another one and it's so
00:36:59
Pam we. I'll say her name.
00:37:00
It's out there. Pam Weaver was given a pet camel
00:37:06
by her husband for their on her for her 60th birthday.
00:37:11
Oh OK, yeah, the I was thinking it was the anniversary.
00:37:14
I was like, which anniversary is the camel anniversary?
00:37:16
My question is at what point do you go, what should I get her?
00:37:20
A diamond ring? A set of earrings, Camel.
00:37:24
Camel. That's the 60th, that's the 60th
00:37:26
birthday. The funniest part is the family.
00:37:30
The family said they wanted to give her a llama or an alpaca
00:37:34
and they decided and they narrowed down the the husband.
00:37:37
He insisted yeah on the camel and it was 10 months old and it
00:37:43
weighed blah blah blah and it had a hit.
00:37:45
I don't know. It had a history of erratic
00:37:48
behavior. Did it give it THC?
00:37:51
Calm it down. There need to be a warning label
00:37:54
for camels and it knocked the lady to the ground and
00:37:57
apparently tried to have sex with her.
00:37:59
Holy shit is. That not.
00:38:02
Holy shit. If you weren't chuckling right
00:38:05
now, then you're lying. Yes, You're lying.
00:38:08
Yeah, tried to have sex with her.
00:38:11
He laid on top of her, straddling her until she ran out
00:38:14
of oxygen and died. God, did he finish.
00:38:26
Oh shit. The writer didn't specify.
00:38:29
Let's just say for the show that he did.
00:38:31
No, no. Is that where the water bottle
00:38:34
came from? Yeah, he worked for it.
00:38:37
Holy shit. But think about a woman that
00:38:42
gets a present on her 60th from her husband and the thing
00:38:47
suffocates her by trying to bang her.
00:38:49
It it it's just it's funny. It's a camel.
00:38:53
Do you think the husband was more upset that she died from
00:38:56
his gift? Or that the camel finished on
00:38:58
her, or that she cheated with him with the camel?
00:39:02
That's true. I I don't know if the camel
00:39:04
actually made it there. It's a whole maze.
00:39:07
Maybe he's just third base, but I just have a feeling the
00:39:14
husband may feel a little guilty about this present.
00:39:16
I mean, what happened to Perfume?
00:39:19
Or? So there are my three death
00:39:24
stories that if you didn't, at least in Deep down inside in
00:39:29
Your Loins, laugh at a little bit.
00:39:34
Loins was the wrong word. But then we're going to go with
00:39:36
it. Yeah.
00:39:37
If you didn't laugh at least a little bit.
00:39:40
Again, Trey, I'm gonna keep saying it.
00:39:43
We're not laughing because people died.
00:39:46
We're laughing at the way that they died, which is hilarious.
00:39:48
I mean come on. And it's self-inflicted.
00:39:50
No. Well, maybe the last one wasn't.
00:39:53
The husband was a dead. What's the wife be like?
00:39:55
What if this camel like, tries to have sex with me and kills
00:39:58
me? Does it?
00:39:59
He's like, oh, you're being so silly, right.
00:40:01
What if there's a secret plot with that, you know?
00:40:04
Oh yeah, but. Yeah most of it's
00:40:07
self-inflicted. Don't own a fucking
00:40:09
hippopotamus. They're literally the most
00:40:12
dangerous animals in the world when it comes to human
00:40:15
casualties. And and what and what was the
00:40:17
first one don't give drugs to your dog.
00:40:21
It's simple it seems pretty simple to me So the I wanted to
00:40:25
I wanted to kind of combine this idea of sensitivity to to death
00:40:29
because we've heard it and give you a couple of examples of of
00:40:33
what I think are are are are stories you can laugh at and
00:40:38
then sit back and go I mean we lost life because of stupidity.
00:40:43
Well, maybe if one day we'd lose a loved one by a hippopotamus,
00:40:46
maybe we'll rethink them. More sympathetic, we'll make our
00:40:50
official apology. Although if a if a camel kills
00:40:55
me by humping me, I'm gonna laugh.
00:40:57
I'm fine with you laughing at that.
00:40:58
I'm gonna laugh. Or Trey, if I decide to get a
00:41:02
dog and give it a bunch of drugs and it mauls me.
00:41:04
Yeah, give. Go ahead and give a chuckle.
00:41:07
OK, I'm fine with that. At the funeral, even you.
00:41:10
You know what? Get up there and say we need to
00:41:13
all give it. Let's give it.
00:41:14
Let's give it a quick chuckle before we really mourn.
00:41:18
While the dog is running around in circles in the back.
00:41:20
Still going. You're an asshole for this,
00:41:24
Ryan. There's that.
00:41:28
I just, again, just wanted to say it.
00:41:29
Just wanted to let everybody know they need to calm the fuck
00:41:32
down and everything's fine. It is OK to laugh.
00:41:34
It is OK to laugh and and even at death, because guess what
00:41:37
happens every day a lot. And there are a lot of people in
00:41:41
this world so calm. I think.
00:41:43
I think I heard this on a movie, but people that take life too
00:41:46
seriously don't make it out of life.
00:41:48
What was that on? That was on something.
00:41:52
It's going to bother. It's going to Am I going to take
00:41:54
time out of the show? Yeah.
00:41:55
We should just sit here and figure it out for like, for like
00:41:59
20 minutes and just see how many people are left actually stay.
00:42:03
So let's do this thing. Trey, I don't know if you know
00:42:09
what's about to happen after that story.
00:42:12
I don't know. We're going to talk about orcas.
00:42:17
How many shows did we make it without an orca?
00:42:20
A lot. There was it 233.
00:42:25
What I want to get across to everybody about orcas is that
00:42:30
it's not just me who's taking notice.
00:42:32
I think we inspired people to take notes because the biggest
00:42:37
thing, and I won't go through all these things, but the
00:42:39
biggest thing is that people are saying that they're getting
00:42:42
smarter. Oh, no shit.
00:42:44
They're already smart. And there are a lot of of of
00:42:47
reasons for that. I'll give you a few.
00:42:50
It says 11. Well, I won't give you all 11.
00:42:52
It says ways orcas show their terrifying intelligence.
00:42:56
You can give us the top ten. It won't bore you with 11.
00:43:01
It will do the top ten. No, I'll.
00:43:03
I'll try and run through them. I won't.
00:43:04
I won't give out. I mean, it's it's it's it's
00:43:06
pretty crazy. I mean, it's so sorry.
00:43:08
This is evidence that they're getting smarter.
00:43:10
No, this is like already the ways that they're super smart,
00:43:14
that are almost terrifying. So, like, they get caught up in
00:43:16
fads, Get this one, an orca swam around with a salmon on her
00:43:22
head, and all of a sudden all the other orca started doing the
00:43:28
same thing. What?
00:43:29
It's like a fad. It was like a fashion statement.
00:43:31
Holy shit here's a damn salmon on on our on our.
00:43:34
It looks cool let's do yeah they put it on.
00:43:36
He was like hey check this out. It's it's like the flat billed
00:43:39
hat that you like to wear. Interesting.
00:43:41
And and so that's a fad. They engage in greeting
00:43:45
ceremonies. They have distinct dialects
00:43:49
between each other. They have hunting strategy.
00:43:53
Did you know back in the day they used to hunt with humans.
00:43:56
They would go along their boats and then they would kill for the
00:43:59
humans and and bring up the. Are you serious?
00:44:02
Wow. And they're picky eaters
00:44:04
apparently. And and we've also, I've I
00:44:06
mentioned before they started attacking these sharks and
00:44:08
taking their livers, right. I mean this is crazy shit that
00:44:12
is crazy. Well it's not crazy if you think
00:44:14
they are mammals that you know they're they're supposedly as
00:44:17
smart as we are. Yeah.
00:44:19
And so they're just people. Take the orca, everyone says
00:44:23
Ryan and orca and quick take off your orca T-shirt and respect
00:44:26
the orca. Get rid of the orca stuffed
00:44:28
animals. But look, I feel if I respect
00:44:31
the orcas and they'll respect us, they'll respect us.
00:44:33
Yeah. They grieve when when those
00:44:38
loved ones they've they've they said there have been there was a
00:44:41
mother of of they assumed it was the the calf the offspring and
00:44:48
she pushed it around for about four days.
00:44:52
A dead one just pushed a dead a dead baby around mourning it I
00:44:57
guess and just not wanting to get rid of it and she eat it at
00:44:59
the end probably live the liver, it's protein.
00:45:05
They can be trained. We knew that, right.
00:45:07
I wouldn't train one at this point.
00:45:09
No. Holy shit.
00:45:13
Do what you want to do. Here's some food they care for
00:45:16
one another. Their brains are actually really
00:45:19
big. And then, of course, I mentioned
00:45:21
they haunted whales with or they haunted other creatures with
00:45:24
humans. Now they're saying they're
00:45:27
getting smarter. OK, and I won't.
00:45:29
I mean, we've talked about how they're they're doing.
00:45:32
They're teaching each other hunting strategies.
00:45:34
I said that what's her name? What was her name?
00:45:37
White. White.
00:45:38
Gladys was like teaching other whales how to attack the boat.
00:45:41
So that's doing it. And again, I know people are
00:45:43
bored, but I'm interested in this.
00:45:48
I'm bored. I look over, tray's asleep.
00:45:53
I think I sent you this article. Tray's asleep and it's been like
00:45:57
4 hours and I'm just like and then you know what else the
00:46:00
organs do? But they they play games with
00:46:05
each other and this is what's scary.
00:46:07
And you're looking at the picture right now And I I I've
00:46:09
been meaning to post more on of of these types of things on
00:46:12
social media. I may do this.
00:46:14
They've been taking porpoises which are also smart dolphins.
00:46:18
Porpoises. Yeah, I don't know the
00:46:19
difference, but whatever. And they play like this game
00:46:24
where where they fling them to each other like a hacky sack.
00:46:29
Are they alive or well they are When they start, game's over and
00:46:35
then they and then they die and and they're doing, they're just
00:46:39
fucking around. They're just like whatever.
00:46:40
And then they're playing with these these porpoises.
00:46:42
It's just so if if the final orca with the dead porpoise, do
00:46:47
they get to eat it? So if it dies on your Yeah, I
00:46:49
wonder, is that how the game ends.
00:46:51
Yeah. I wonder.
00:46:52
Oh, he died. I'm eating it.
00:46:53
I don't know, Trey. I haven't really played the game
00:46:55
before. I'm not sure of the rules.
00:46:56
There's some dolphins around to each other.
00:46:59
Jesus. So they.
00:47:00
Anyway, we won't go any further. But I just wanted to mention to
00:47:03
everybody that it's not just me. I'm not crazy.
00:47:09
I'm not totally crazy. I haven't been tested.
00:47:12
I haven't been tested. But, you know, all things point
00:47:16
to not being totally crazy. And I just feel like that people
00:47:20
should know what's going on in our in our ocean.
00:47:23
I like his. Look, one of you's gonna die
00:47:26
from an orca is listening right now and we're gonna laugh
00:47:30
because guess what? We chuckle at funny deaths and
00:47:32
we. And if you're thrown around
00:47:34
like, like the like the like the porpoises and the dolphins, it's
00:47:41
going to be a funny story. And we warned you And we warned
00:47:43
you. Yeah, that's the point.
00:47:44
Yeah. And and hopefully most of our
00:47:47
listeners, the non sensitive ones will laugh with us.
00:47:51
Right. And stay on the boat.
00:47:53
Stay on the boat, Don't get in the water.
00:47:54
We've learned that. So that's our orca update for
00:47:56
the night. I like it.
00:47:58
Do you really bet it's over. Oh, I I walked right into that
00:48:05
one. OK, let's go on to the I'm
00:48:10
excited the next five states. Now, some of these are boring,
00:48:14
we've learned. But but I tell you what.
00:48:18
I, I, I keep hoping the next one's like gonna be it.
00:48:21
Yeah. So this is again what each state
00:48:23
is worst at worst at right. And honestly this next one is
00:48:28
Hawaii. I could have I probably would
00:48:31
have guessed this one. So I'm kind of curious.
00:48:33
I've learned, but I've learned a lot.
00:48:35
Even though it's not like pure excitement, it's like this is
00:48:38
kind of cool. So Hawaii is the worst at Have
00:48:44
You Been? To Hawaii?
00:48:45
No, that's one of the places I haven't gone.
00:48:47
So we're going to have to do a trip there on our world.
00:48:49
Our world tour. Our world tour to Kentucky and
00:48:53
Hawaii. Hawaii.
00:48:55
A world tour to Houston. Yeah, we got to see the beaches
00:48:58
where the D-Day happened. Yeah, the Galveston.
00:49:03
People that didn't watch that show are going to be like, what
00:49:05
are you talking about? So go ahead, Hawaii, highest
00:49:10
homelessness rate. I wouldn't have guessed that at
00:49:13
all. Really.
00:49:14
Yeah. Well, I mean, think about it.
00:49:15
It's beautiful. All year round they just hang
00:49:17
out. And once, once you have no money
00:49:20
for anything else, how are you going to get off of Hawaii to
00:49:23
get anywhere else? You can't just walk it or take a
00:49:26
swim, especially now. The orcas are fucking shit up
00:49:30
out there. I was going to say otherwise you
00:49:32
you could probably make it a San Diego.
00:49:34
Yeah. Says Hawaii has about five times
00:49:37
more homeless people than Mississippi, Indiana and Kansas
00:49:42
do. Mississippi, Indiana and Kansas.
00:49:45
Are they known for homeless people or they just, I don't
00:49:47
know, maybe they just throw in three random states out there
00:49:50
where the math matches. That's interesting.
00:49:54
I I mean, again, is it bad to be homeless there?
00:49:57
I mean, you're just kind of chilling, but when you get
00:49:59
there, it's it's bad. And, I mean, you've seen this.
00:50:02
Yeah, they're just hanging out on the beach in the main city.
00:50:04
Oh, they're just sitting there. OK.
00:50:06
So I mean, it's like, I mean the the weather's always beautiful
00:50:09
there. So it's like, and where are you
00:50:10
gonna go? So it's like, OK, I'll just hang
00:50:12
out on the beach. So yeah, get a tan, I mean.
00:50:17
If you're homeless, might as well get a tan, all right.
00:50:21
Fill up water bottles for for hotels.
00:50:23
Yeah. HI Idaho, Idaho.
00:50:28
OK, Idaho. I'm trying to do my alphabet.
00:50:31
So in this one, maybe the potatoes worst at potatoes, the
00:50:36
worst. At think women.
00:50:39
They're the worst. At having big girls, Worst
00:50:46
drivers. Oh really, Idaho?
00:50:49
There's like four people there. It says they don't really 'cause
00:50:53
the most Rd. accidents, since few people live there.
00:50:56
Yeah, I was gonna say, or even have the need to drive through
00:50:59
the state on their way to someplace else.
00:51:02
So the next worst place were the District of Columbia and New
00:51:05
York, but that's not surprising given their reputations.
00:51:08
Idaho's drivers are just really bad behind the wheel.
00:51:12
But what are they basing it on? Just didn't say.
00:51:14
Yeah, they didn't really caught. This was stupid, all right.
00:51:16
No, no. Good job, Idaho.
00:51:18
No. Yeah, I I don't need details.
00:51:20
I mean, look this, whoever the source is, is right on.
00:51:26
I don't need details. Just tell us, Eduardo.
00:51:28
OK, yeah, whatever. You want me to plug Eduardo,
00:51:34
Idaho? Hij.
00:51:37
Oh, I missed an eye. I missed a lot of eyes in
00:51:41
Illinois. There you go.
00:51:42
Yeah. I lived in Illinois.
00:51:45
So I wouldn't. I wouldn't have guessed this
00:51:46
one. I mean, problem is, is that you
00:51:50
think Chicago. And so there's a lot of.
00:51:51
Oh, yeah. Chicago's in Illinois.
00:51:53
Yeah. Yeah.
00:51:54
The whole thing. That Hope city.
00:51:56
I would. I would immediately guess the
00:51:57
bad stuff which is the crime And these days.
00:52:00
But that's just these days. Yeah.
00:52:01
So this one is most rail accidents.
00:52:06
Oh. So this gives getting railed a
00:52:08
whole new meaning. I've taken the rail.
00:52:12
Yeah, yeah, in Chicago, Cubs games, stuff like that in out of
00:52:17
the city and I didn't know they were dangerous.
00:52:19
Yeah, apparently. So.
00:52:20
It says people in Illinois get hurt by things other than guns
00:52:24
and deep dish pizza. How do you possibly get hurt by
00:52:28
a deep dish? It says all those rail yards at
00:52:30
the heart of America ends up bringing a lot of derailments.
00:52:34
So they just barely edged out Texas in terms of total train
00:52:38
accidents. So I guess we know what Texas is
00:52:41
not. We have train accidents I guess
00:52:43
so I didn't know we had trains but like we don't have they pass
00:52:46
it anyway. Yeah, I guess they have
00:52:48
transport stuff like whatever there's doubt how many is that?
00:52:51
Is that 3 then three. Yeah.
00:52:53
You sound like you're not into this.
00:52:55
All right. That's three.
00:52:56
So we got Indiana is probably next is our Iowa.
00:52:59
No, Indiana. We have so many eyes.
00:53:03
Indiana, Indiana. Just read it.
00:53:09
I wouldn't have. Guessed this one.
00:53:10
Most meth incidents. Oh, said.
00:53:14
Now that's. A.
00:53:15
Now there's a huge upset. Everyone thought it would be
00:53:18
Florida. You see, I know you.
00:53:20
You probably love that one. Yeah.
00:53:22
And now I like it better. Yeah.
00:53:23
So that's all I said, OK, so meth.
00:53:26
Meth has a really. I wouldn't guess it either.
00:53:28
I thought it would be Arkansas or yeah, I don't know why.
00:53:32
I don't know why Oklahoma or you're middle of nowhere.
00:53:35
And I know Indiana has its its middle of nowhere places, but it
00:53:40
also has like Indianapolis and Notre Dame.
00:53:42
And you know, all these places. But anyway, all right.
00:53:47
And Iowa is next. Yep.
00:53:49
Where we remember we have #5 things #5.
00:53:53
We did. Yeah, you're right.
00:53:55
It sounds like you don't like this segment.
00:53:57
I just didn't wanna. I didn't wanna lose our 10.
00:54:01
Segments of five each. You didn't want to all of a
00:54:04
sudden mess it all up and all of a sudden we had to do 4 or we
00:54:07
ended up with like 2 at the end. We just messed that up.
00:54:10
So Iowa, Iowa, the last one of the night highest racial
00:54:14
disparity in marijuana arrests, that was very specific.
00:54:18
I thought, yeah, I thought we could just say racial disparity
00:54:21
which would have made sense in marijuana arrest.
00:54:24
So they they no disparity in the cocaine one, but in marijuana.
00:54:29
So they're so they're essentially saying that the
00:54:33
amount of black people, or I guess any I didn't specify.
00:54:37
Well, it says both black and white Iowans use marijuana, and
00:54:42
at the same rate too. But black Iowans, Iowans anyway,
00:54:48
are 8 times more likely to be arrested for possession.
00:54:52
Interesting. Well, I wonder, OK, so the first
00:54:55
thing what you would say would be racial profiling.
00:54:59
I thought we were gonna talk about the Iowans.
00:55:00
Well, that too. But that's in Iowa.
00:55:03
So. So is that the case?
00:55:05
I I'm, I'm not one to jump to that right away or is it just
00:55:11
because we're gonna get some comments?
00:55:16
Is it because? Maybe they're not.
00:55:17
As they're not they're not quite as as good at like not getting
00:55:24
caught You know what I mean or or is the you know is you know
00:55:30
they might say even the the cop comes up and says hey go ahead
00:55:33
and put that out and we'll let you go or yeah I.
00:55:39
Don't know, Indiana or I'm sorry, Iowa.
00:55:42
Biggest you know, don't reach out to us.
00:55:44
Let us. If you're black, don't smoke
00:55:46
weed. Don't smoke pot in marijuana in
00:55:48
Iowa. If you're white, apparently
00:55:50
you're good to go. Yeah, walking right down the
00:55:53
street. Just don't.
00:55:54
Just don't give it to your dog and you'll be fine.
00:55:58
Shit. All right, That was those are
00:56:00
the states the next 5. And you know if you don't like
00:56:04
this segment, I I don't really care because we I like it.
00:56:08
It's our show. It's our show.
00:56:09
I like it. And and you're learning
00:56:11
something like next time you hear something about Iowa you go
00:56:14
oh man this is racial marijuana shit going on and depending on
00:56:18
you know if you hear race you might Indiana you driving
00:56:22
through there going this is like the the meth the capital of the
00:56:25
world. Right.
00:56:25
Of the of the country don't stop and give money out or anything
00:56:28
like that. Right.
00:56:31
All right. You know what time it is
00:56:34
awareness of self-awareness. Awareness of self-awareness.
00:56:37
I, I you said you had a good one I well I have one it's I don't
00:56:41
know if it's good. I don't know if anything we do
00:56:43
is good. Yeah.
00:56:44
Do you have one? Well, I had one that bothered me
00:56:47
today. Do you?
00:56:50
It's. This is these kids.
00:56:51
Is these kids on the cell phone still?
00:56:53
Oh, this at the gym. I thought you were going to talk
00:56:54
about the scooter, I guess. No, the kids on the cell phone
00:56:57
at the gym again. OK, more with the cell phone.
00:57:00
So I get it. You want to come in there, work
00:57:02
out, cool. Get off your fucking cell phone.
00:57:05
So I was walking up to the Smith machine.
00:57:08
My last exercise for that for today was chest and triceps.
00:57:11
So it was my last exercise for. I can't tell.
00:57:13
Yeah, so this kid walks up to the machine right before I did.
00:57:18
So no, no big deal. I said, oh, stupid question.
00:57:21
Are you about to use that? Oh yeah.
00:57:23
OK, cool. All the machines are being used.
00:57:26
I look over at him, he's on his fucking phone.
00:57:29
So he just walked up, says I'm about to use it, jumps on his
00:57:32
fucking phone. So he literally told you.
00:57:33
And then he just, OK, jumps on his phone.
00:57:35
So I'll walk over to it again. Do you said you were going to
00:57:38
use the machine, right? He said yeah.
00:57:40
And he jumps right back on his phone.
00:57:41
I was like, God damn it. So yeah, that pisses me off.
00:57:45
Use the gym. But why can't you?
00:57:47
Why couldn't you walk up and say, hey, dude, like you're
00:57:50
telling me you're going to use it and you're you're not.
00:57:52
Like, because I'm passive aggressive, you know, And I
00:57:54
just, I give him the weird look. And I mean, I knew the answer.
00:57:57
I was just you wanted to. I just wanted to say it.
00:58:00
Our listeners to know, well, I want our listeners to maybe
00:58:02
motivate you to be less of a Pansy.
00:58:05
Gotcha. Well, of course I say that.
00:58:08
I'd be there. I'd be like, who cares?
00:58:09
Let's, you know, let's I and I try.
00:58:10
I try to go do my other exercises, but when it's the
00:58:13
last one I'm trying to get out of there.
00:58:14
Let's. You seem to have a lot of last
00:58:16
exercise issues because I'm trying to go to the other
00:58:19
machines. And I get it.
00:58:20
I get it. You had the old lady on the
00:58:22
movie. You were afraid to talk to her,
00:58:23
too. Watching the movie, you're
00:58:26
afraid of the old. You're afraid of everybody.
00:58:28
Yeah, especially. That guy that yelled at you for
00:58:31
no reason. You started grunting.
00:58:33
And I I've been seeing him recently.
00:58:35
I need to go reflect about 'cause I I did spend a lot of
00:58:37
time. The gyms I spent a lot of time
00:58:40
at were mostly in the high rises I lived in and they had the.
00:58:43
And so you got kind of the. You learn the same people.
00:58:46
You'd see him and you're like, oh, God, here's this guy again
00:58:48
or or oh, here's this girl again.
00:58:51
She's going to jump on the elliptical.
00:58:53
There you go. She goes reverse and forward.
00:58:57
You know, I'm glad you said that.
00:58:59
Oh. Ladies, go ahead.
00:59:02
There are other muscle groups to work on beside your legs.
00:59:08
I know. You want your legs to look
00:59:10
great, but guess what? You can work your arms.
00:59:12
Yeah, but do you need them to have big?
00:59:13
Like, OK, that's another dumbass muscular.
00:59:16
No, it's a another dumbass remark.
00:59:18
So hold. On a second, did you just say
00:59:23
that my remark was a dumbass, dumbass remark?
00:59:26
The only reason I say that is because here he goes.
00:59:29
He's he's bailing out. No, you tell tell me.
00:59:32
So don't be a pussy. My girlfriend asked me for
00:59:38
workout tips. I'm like, cool, this makes me
00:59:40
feel good because she's asking me for help on something.
00:59:44
I was like, all right, you know, I can show you some things, you
00:59:46
know, we can look at arms. She's like, no, I want to focus
00:59:48
on my legs. Well, you know, you wanted to
00:59:51
have some, some biceps. Well, no, but again, you want to
00:59:56
work on your arms, your chest, your back.
00:59:58
You want a stronger back. She has back for toning stuff,
01:00:00
like toning stuff for whatever. You want to be strong all
01:00:03
around, right? I'm just giving you and she
01:00:05
tells me I don't want to be bulky.
01:00:07
I said OK, I get it. But guess what?
01:00:09
You don't. There's an in between.
01:00:10
You don't work up the next night from working out, Sure.
01:00:13
And you're bulky, you know, you got to get to that level, so.
01:00:17
Well, no, I don't want to. Well, but she she isn't it
01:00:19
light, lightweight. More reps is more tone.
01:00:23
It's not you're not bulking up. You're just doing.
01:00:25
Yeah and she's already she's already dainty.
01:00:27
So I mean it's not like she's gonna dainty and good work work
01:00:30
out and just the next morning wake up and she looks like
01:00:33
Arnold Schwarzenegger. You know she's gotta she gotta
01:00:36
work towards. I sure hope not for your sake.
01:00:38
Yeah. Although maybe I might.
01:00:40
You might actually enjoy that. Anyway, so yeah, so ladies, you
01:00:47
don't have to work out just your legs.
01:00:49
There's other body parts you can work out and you're not gonna
01:00:53
wake up bulky from working out once.
01:00:55
All right, so it takes time to get bulky.
01:00:58
So, but it's not about. It's not about the.
01:01:02
Bulk It's this belief that women have that they don't that their
01:01:07
upper body doesn't need to be the you know the guys look at
01:01:10
butt and legs and and is that why they work on that the whole
01:01:14
time. Oh I I just think that's it
01:01:16
because you don't your boobs are your boobs.
01:01:18
You're not. You're not it's not like they're
01:01:21
going to the boobs themselves are going to look one.
01:01:24
I'm just like yeah keep talking. I like this conversation of it
01:01:29
myself for those that aren't watching.
01:01:32
And it's not like the boobs themselves are gonna get you
01:01:36
know, it's the it's the chest and the muscles behind and
01:01:38
around them, Correct. And so I.
01:01:41
Think they feel like? All right, they're fine.
01:01:43
So guys are gonna, they're gonna like them or hate them, and
01:01:46
there's nothing I can do about them.
01:01:48
The boobs themselves, The boobs don't catch you.
01:01:50
The arms. It's kind of like women feel
01:01:53
that. And I know plenty that feel
01:01:55
like, Oh, my arms are too thick and they don't.
01:01:58
They're scared to get these big arms because a lot of women's
01:02:02
clothing, You're looking at me funny.
01:02:04
But this is serious. I've learned in my experience
01:02:07
and my research, you're not going to wake up just one day
01:02:11
with big arms. I know, but they're that they
01:02:13
don't want to. Why?
01:02:14
Why start it then? Why not?
01:02:17
Because of what I'm saying. They they'd feel like, what?
01:02:19
It's not worth it. I'd rather spend my time on just
01:02:23
legs and butt ass. And so they need your help to,
01:02:29
you know, guide them in the right way.
01:02:32
So the bottom line is, did she end up?
01:02:36
What'd she end up doing? Did she do her arms?
01:02:39
No, she broke her foot. Instead.
01:02:42
So she hasn't worked out. Oh wait, Oh yeah, I forgot about
01:02:45
that. So yeah, I have something and
01:02:47
you know, people that are watching can see me flipping
01:02:49
through here and you know, it's fine because it's worth it
01:02:53
because it's our show. We're gonna it's our show.
01:02:56
Well, actually, I forgot to do myself awareness really fast
01:02:58
myself. Awareness is simple if you're
01:03:01
one of these vape fucks. Tell me how you really feel that
01:03:06
you vape and you whatever. It's bad enough that you vape
01:03:10
OK, but if you use one of these, like disposable vape cartridges,
01:03:18
do not. Throw them out the window of
01:03:22
your car, not your house. The car and I haven't run into
01:03:26
this personally, but I've read, I've seen so many things
01:03:28
recently about how people are, are their tires are getting
01:03:33
flat. They're getting popped because
01:03:35
Popped. Popped, Yeah, you know what I
01:03:38
mean? Penetrating.
01:03:39
Yeah, I like that word. So, like penetrating rubber up
01:03:43
the tires. Let's find out how many ways we
01:03:45
can say penetrated. Yeah.
01:03:47
And. I just think of basketball like
01:03:55
how do they penetrate the lane? The commentators like he
01:03:58
penetrates the and I'm just like Oh my God, every time.
01:04:02
I've been told if you put that for the sound of a porn it works
01:04:07
out pretty well. I bet it does.
01:04:12
But you know I've read so many where these vape cartridges are
01:04:16
are flattening tires and look, if anybody hasn't had a flat
01:04:20
tire, well First off fuck you because they suck.
01:04:25
And 2nd off, you're gonna probably get one at some point
01:04:29
and it and it and they suck. It's just a pain in the ass that
01:04:32
not only change the tire to get a new one, and they're not
01:04:35
cheap. And so don't throw the
01:04:38
disposable cartridge for the vape thing out the window
01:04:43
because you're popping tires. Put it aside.
01:04:46
Throw it away in the in your neighborhood trash can.
01:04:49
Like it doesn't seem difficult to me and you don't look cool
01:04:53
vaping by the way. I know it looks stupid.
01:04:56
It it really does, doesn't it? The way they hold it?
01:04:58
Yeah. You know I see people in the
01:05:00
it's almost like everybody. Everybody that vapes feels like
01:05:02
they have to hide it or something.
01:05:04
It's like they've been there's one guy doing it at the gym the
01:05:06
other day it was in in the gym in the gym.
01:05:10
Good luck with your popcorn lung and whatever because I've it's
01:05:14
just there are continuous negative studies that have come
01:05:18
out about this and it's not good.
01:05:21
But anyway, so to end the show, I saw this uh oh, I thought of
01:05:26
us. Uh oh, and I and I don't know
01:05:29
how I feel about the fact that I thought of us.
01:05:34
That scares me. There's a study.
01:05:38
This is gonna be the perfect way to end the show.
01:05:40
By the way, that straight men in bromances we have a little.
01:05:47
Bra, I mean, we we're, you know, the closest of friends for how
01:05:50
many years. And we do.
01:05:51
And the straight men in bromances kiss, cuddle and stand
01:05:57
around naked together and it's OK, huh.
01:06:01
I. Don't know.
01:06:03
You tell me. I I we've never done that.
01:06:05
Not at all. Maybe a little cuddle here and
01:06:07
there, but I've never kissed you and I've never we've never stood
01:06:12
around naked. You know, we've probably changed
01:06:13
clothes. Like when, like, when I was
01:06:15
getting married, we changed in the same room and we didn't get
01:06:19
naked. We're getting in kilts.
01:06:20
And so we didn't have underwear on.
01:06:21
Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. But it's not like I was looking
01:06:24
at your penis. No.
01:06:26
And I wasn't doing a helicopter for you.
01:06:29
Contrary to what you this Europe.
01:06:32
It went a baseball game. It was a baseball game.
01:06:35
But I saw this headlight and it was like, that is interesting.
01:06:38
But yeah, this, I think this is a way of modern society to say,
01:06:43
hey, it's OK to get these tendencies and you don't have to
01:06:48
like completely say that you're bi or whatever.
01:06:53
You know what I mean? Because I'm not going to kiss
01:06:55
somebody that I I have a bromance I think of is like,
01:06:59
man, somebody I just get along with.
01:07:00
We hang out, we golf, we go to, you know, lunch and Hooters and
01:07:05
whatever. What, cuddle up to movies?
01:07:09
I blow each other. Little Soakers was a circle
01:07:15
jerk. Yeah, to me that is a bromance.
01:07:18
Your hands are a lot softer, by the way.
01:07:24
God, every show we end up, we end up.
01:07:27
You brought this topic. I did bring it up.
01:07:29
I did bring it up. But I just saw it and I was like
01:07:32
do you do you agree with that? I don't.
01:07:33
I don't because I bromance. I can't think of any any guy
01:07:37
that I I would consider. I have a bromance with.
01:07:39
We've never kissed. So.
01:07:41
So this headline is in fact we believe it's inaccurate.
01:07:46
I do. You can have a bromance in golf
01:07:48
and hang out for now. Again, hug.
01:07:51
Each other and it's fine, but as soon as any kissing is involved,
01:07:57
it's awkward. It's awkward and you've probably
01:08:00
crossed the line. Takes it to a whole new level.
01:08:02
It's not a bromance anymore. It's just a romance at that
01:08:04
point. It's a relationship.
01:08:06
It's a relationship. It's a relationship.
01:08:10
So on that note, oh shit, fun show.
01:08:14
Laugh at, laugh at animal attacks, please.
01:08:18
They're fun and we look forward to hopefully getting back into a
01:08:24
serious mindset. And do we?
01:08:28
Well, I think we should. About about the about the Hamas
01:08:33
and Israel stuff, I think we're planning on trying to get back
01:08:35
into that a little bit and hopefully everybody like I
01:08:39
mentioned earlier no one gives a shit about us riding scooters
01:08:43
naked. But they they sure certainly are
01:08:46
are interested in the Hamas and Israel thing.
01:08:48
So we have a a lot of people kind of lined up that we're
01:08:51
trying to get on that, that maybe have a better outlook and
01:08:56
perspective than we do. Yeah, I know both of us have no
01:08:59
clue what's going on over there, but we'd like to learn.
01:09:03
I don't know if we should add that to our world tour.
01:09:06
I don't think that would be very funny.
01:09:07
Not right now, not right now. Let's see what happens.
01:09:10
But it's not looking. Good.
01:09:13
I don't think it's any time soon.
01:09:15
Maybe we can write an orca by it and see what's going on.
01:09:18
No. Or we'd end up in the Darwin
01:09:20
Award. We'll we'll be in the game where
01:09:22
they flip us around and yeah let's not mess with the orca.
01:09:26
Don't. I just feel like I got it on the
01:09:29
good side Let's not mess with the orca, let's not mess with
01:09:31
it. Yeah got it.
01:09:32
But we'll get back into that and and hopefully we'll have some
01:09:34
guests on soon and and go from there But sounds fun.
01:09:37
Hopefully you enjoy the show and we will see you next time later.
01:09:41
Love you guys. Why don't we go test this
01:10:14
bromance theory out? I like it.
01:10:17
You better buy me dinner. First, though, that wasn't part
01:10:20
of the deal.