In this wild episode of Stay in the Gray, Ryan and Trey tackle a viral storm of controversy: should Dolphins QB Tua Tagovailoa be attacked online for recommending Sound of Freedom? The internet seems to think so.
Plus:
⚡ A bizarre Mountain Dew–related death
🦈 A migrating pod of giant sharks
🧙♂️ A Nigerian “magic potion” fails to stop bullets (spoiler: it goes very badly)
💔 A dying wife's final wish involves cheating—how would you react?
🏈 “Would You Rather?” gets a football twist
😱 Real facts that are scarier than horror movies
🚗 And yes, we discuss dogs in the driver’s seat...again.
This one gets hilarious, heated, and a little unhinged. Click play and stay in the gray.
Time Codes:
00:43 – The Mountain Dew Killer
03:04 – Giant Shark Pod on the Move
07:22 – Nigerian Bulletproof Magic Potion Gone Wrong
14:40 – Tua Tagovailoa & Sound of Freedom Backlash
26:37 – A Wife's Dying Wish = Infidelity
35:09 – Would You Rather? Football Edition
42:00 – Facts Scarier Than Horror Movies
53:18 – Awareness of Self-Awareness: Dog Drivers
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There he is. Hello, Ryan.
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How are you, Sir? My man, feel like the chair next
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to you is a little empty tonight.
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Yes, always so much fun with Antoine when he's in here.
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Great energy. I love Antoine.
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He's great. He's such a good sport.
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Yes, I asked him the hard questions.
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We talked Blazing Saddles. We talked Tarantino.
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Very intelligent young young man.
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Yeah. So we'll continue to have him in
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here, but how are you? I'm good, Sir.
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Yeah, I found it interesting. Come in and hot again, I love.
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It interesting headline, I thought because especially it's
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from our favorite state of Florida.
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Go ahead. And it explains it so well.
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So the headline is Florida woman doused Herself in Mountain Dew
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to Erase DNA after a murder. I don't even.
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What the fuck? And the caption I love this guy
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is is Josh Wolf. He's a comedian is he's pretty
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funny. He said she didn't.
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She didn't pick bleach. She didn't pick soap.
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She said she didn't pick any industrialized cleaner.
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That she was. She's obviously a consumed
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Mountain Dew before, and it must have made her think if I ever
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commit a crime, this shit will permanently erase my finger
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fingerprints. Look, I know Mountain Dew's
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intense, but I don't know if it's going to.
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So if you've got hilarious in Florida, Florida.
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What was the crime? Did she?
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It does her murder from the murder.
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Oh my God. Well, I guess if you're going to
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come to murder. Yeah, let's let's douse yourself
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and do after a murder. Oh yeah, is good old Florida.
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I thought she was sticky as shit.
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Yeah, fucking retarded. I don't even know what to do
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with that. But.
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But thank you for bringing that to our attention.
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Thank you, Florida. Yeah, but you know what?
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People. Look, just because we mentioned
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it here on say, the great podcast, Don't go do that.
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No. Commit a crime and then douse
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yours. Well, you know what?
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If you commit a crime, do doubt yourself.
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But don't think that Mountain Dew is some cleanser.
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Yeah, don't start cleaning yourself in Mountain Dew.
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Exactly. Antoine will yell at you.
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Apparently. It's what?
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Some soap that he told us to get.
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Yeah, I still have the text message.
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I still haven't found that shit. So yeah, for for anybody
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watching. They had a nice text exchange
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about SOAP after the show. I just want to smell pretty,
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right? I know you guys.
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I look forward to that, Trey. So, but anyway, so I'm going to
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make this fast because you're going to laugh.
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Please, God, don't say it's another whale orca.
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I'm sorry, it's not an orca, but I'm going to talk about some
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sharks. Shark, you and your fish, man.
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Didn't Shark Week, just whales are not a fish.
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Whatever. close it up, Shark Week ended, I think.
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I think this might have been a story from last week.
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So last week it ended. And there's so there's all these
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jokes. But I told you, Trey, as soon as
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any of this crazy ocean shit came near us, I'm going to tell
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you. I'm going to tell you.
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You did. You did say that, and guess
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what? You're going to tell us another
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it is near us. How close in the Gulf?
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It's in the Gulf. In the Gulf of Mexico.
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Shit, there were hundreds, not just 100, but hundreds of sharks
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swimming in the Gulf together. And when I say together and
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there's a picture of this, I haven't put up a lot of these
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articles on social media in a while.
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I think this one I need to. And they're literally like 5 to
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10 feet apart from each other and they're and they're just all
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and it's not one one type of shark.
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It's like there's great whites, there's Makos, there's
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hammerheads, they're all together and they're just and
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they're moving together and they're just going in there in
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this pod of again, 5 to 10 feet apart.
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It's almost like they're birds flying South and so of course
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it's sparked all the all the climate people.
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Again, I'm kind of in the middle on that.
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I think we should continue to research it.
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But I'm also not going to freak out and and they're saying,
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well, the water is so warm, they're trying to move away.
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I don't know. I mean, I guess sharks have
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always been kind of cold water, right?
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They can be coming to help get those buoys that.
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You know, govern. Or was it Abbott that's supposed
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to get those booties out? Oh, that's right.
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Maybe coming to help with that. Maybe he's coming to, Yeah,
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Maybe they're coming to a free the border.
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There we go. But anyway, you had, I had to
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say it. So everyone be careful.
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People in Galveston and and in Texas don't get in the water.
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You don't. Do you really need to swim?
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Something before the sharks even got there.
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There was a thing. You don't want to get in the
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water, do you? I haven't been down there in a
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while, but I haven't. There was a thing, dude, that
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that I saw a thing. There was something I saw online
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that was that talked about how I.
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Love how specific you did. That's what we do here.
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Go research it yourself. But if you look if there's a
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there's drones that go around now that we have the technology
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and no one realizes just how close we get to sharks when we
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just swim in the You can go out and you're kind of up to your
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chest in the ocean and no one realizes just how close they are
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at all times. That's scary.
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Yeah. So guess what?
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Don't get in the ocean. I watched The Meg the other day
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with my boy Jason Statham in it. Oh, that's your that's one of
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your boys. It's a crazy movie that was like
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about the big ass like. Big ass.
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Like, like, was it prehistoric mother?
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They're saying this guy was real back then?
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Yeah. And then there.
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OK. So I'm sure it was just the
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same. Yeah, absolutely.
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Was it good? Always good.
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Did you, do you remember the plot?
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Are we just looking at Jason Statham?
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Yeah, he was jumping in, shirtless, swimming around.
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Did he take on the Meg by himself?
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Oh, absolutely in the water. Yeah, it's Jason Statham, right.
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But anyway, so that's going on. Stay out of the water.
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I don't think water I'll swim in the ocean tray is like the
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Caribbean. And not because I'm spoiled,
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It's just because that water is clear and I can see.
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I can see a decent amount away and if I see anything I'm that.
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See the shark coming? It may be a just a piece of
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trash, but I'm. I'm not going to take a chance,
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so I'm out of there. So be careful.
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Hundreds of sharks swimming together.
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No one knows what they're doing. In the Gulf.
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In the Gulf. Get out, get out.
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Stay out of the water. People just lay on the beach.
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It's 100 million degrees. You know what?
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Don't even lay on the beach. Back to the resort.
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Drink some drinks and hang out in the pool where there's no
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sharks. I've never understood the beach
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thing anyway. Like, I don't like sand.
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It just it gets all over you. Just I I like to sit in the
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resort pool area looking at the beach.
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Oh, look, there's a beach right there.
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Either it's a one. Oh, no, no.
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Anyway, let's let's move. We're going to move on.
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Yes, please. Well then, I've got a story from
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our our friend Akuro, His homeland.
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Well, I thought we weren't supposed to talk about.
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Oh, I'm sorry. My fault.
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I'm just kidding. No, everything's okay with the
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core, in case you're wondering. So I wonder if you know, as
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close as we are, if you would do something like this if I asked
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you to do this. So a Nigerian man.
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Please elaborate. Elaborate quickly.
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And quickly, yeah. So a Nigerian man tells his
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friend that he wants to test out his bulletproof magic potion.
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What I was waiting for like bulletproof fast or bulletproof
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something? No, it's a bulletproof magic
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potion. The Nigerian man's name is
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Tunde. Akin Moiyawe.
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I don't know. It was like Asian Was that?
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Yeah, it got a little Asian at the end on that one.
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I'm sorry. It's all right.
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And his friend, Bodie, they didn't give his last name.
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Bodie bought a magic potion from a local doctor.
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And the pair went ahead and decided they wanted to test it
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out. You gotta be kidding me.
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This can't be real. Is it real?
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So Toonday insisted. That bode shooting with like a
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just a regular. A regular gun and as you would
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probably know that the doctors. It went exactly the way you
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would expect. So the bullet hit toonday and
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toonday hit the ground. Oh man, I'm not.
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I don't want to laugh, but come on, if you're if you're going to
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die that way, you're going to get laughed at, yeah.
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Right. So it says this came from a
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public relations officer. I'm not even going to try to
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pronounce his name. There's a lot of O's in that.
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No, I I would like you to try just I just want to hear cuz you
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know it helps the story, it helps the story.
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Okay a loofah milayo, right? Odoon lami omi sanya.
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I think that was a perfectly good accent, yeah.
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So he came out and just said that Tunde was the name again.
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Just kidding. Go ahead.
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He came out and said Tunde, a male ex convict who is also a
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cultist, while testing a local made gun believed to be newly
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procured, was accidentally shot by one of his boys.
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As a result, he died. Oh my God.
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So yeah, Bodhi is now on the run from authorities for murder.
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So my have you just? So I don't.
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Yeah, well, it says. It says in here before you
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dismiss this as hokey, backwards African stupidity.
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No, hokey wasn't the word if you.
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Weren't gonna use that one? No.
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Go ahead. Stupidity.
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Maybe but. He said.
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Don't forget that the number of practicing American witches.
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Has risen from 8000 in the 1990s to 2 today.
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What are they defending themselves saying, America?
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I guess we have a lot of we have the same stupidity here I
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haven't heard of, of magic potion, haven't yet not working
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on somebody. So write to us and tell us about
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your magic potion, Trey. It does.
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I guess my reaction is is simple.
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It's just like as soon as you think you've heard everything.
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Everything that like a way to die like we thought when the
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lady just was like here, check out, check it out.
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My dog will save me if I jump in the river by the way.
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Not just a river that was like still one that had Rapids in
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like current and this dog didn't save her.
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The dog looked at her and said, see you later.
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I'm not jumping in that shit. Why would I jump in like it's
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there's Rapids involved. It reminds me of that, except in
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a way, Dumber way. Well, what's scary is what was
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the conversation like? Like.
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Yeah, how they figured that out. Like ooh, I've got this cool
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push shoot. Me and the shoot me and like,
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yeah, it works. Yeah, okay.
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But what? This is what's even scary.
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Scary. Or I should say sorry.
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TikTok spell videos under the hashtag hashtag Which talk have
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amassed 20 billion views after the pandemic?
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Whoa, would it be 20 billion? Of course there's. 180 billion.
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People, as I say, I don't know. The grand scheme of things is
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that a lot. But still, that's a lot of 20
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billion stupid idiots that are watching these stuff.
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And what is it? Which one was it?
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Hashtag Which talk? Which talk should we go look at
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this? We might have to go check that,
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Write it down. So, Gabriella Herstick, author
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of Enter Which a modern guide to the ancient craft, said.
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We live in a very intense dark age.
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People want purpose and they want connection, she says.
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So beyond that, they want something that helps them
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connect to something larger than themselves, something that helps
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them fill There's a purpose, and magic does that.
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Magic is a way to align with your purpose, your power.
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So in other words, they connected to the ancient power
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of human stupidity is what they said after that.
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So I like that. Well, I mean, I'm not going to
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lie to you too. I'd love to have some some magic
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powers. I mean, if you and I sat here
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and we had magic powers, we could come up with some really
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cool shit to do. I just haven't seen any
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evidence. That magic really, I mean.
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Let's put that really exists. Magic on like a tree.
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And that was what I was thinking.
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Why a rock? Did it only work for living
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things? Well, there are some things you
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could shoot there at living. I guess it wasn't yourself if
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you. Truly believe it?
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Yeah, I don't. Do you think any of these
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witches on witch talk are are hot?
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You think you'd maybe go out on a date with any of them or I?
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Don't know. I'd be kind of scared too.
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No, I wanna. Can you imagine?
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Suck it up and do it for the Do it for the show.
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I'm asking you to go and take one for the.
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And I can just imagine the next show.
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It's like Trey is no longer with us, so now it's just the Ryan
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show. But I'll have hope.
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That you'll have hope that'll show back out.
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Yeah, maybe I'll sleep it all my land.
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I'll keep looking at hashtag. Which what is it?
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Witch. Talk witch talk, See if I pop
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back up as a witch anyway. So the moral of this story is,
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sometimes magic is a stage trick, sometimes it's an evil
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trick. There may be times it's a
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spiritual trick. And if you take it to the point
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of the Nigerians did, it can be a deadly trip.
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So, well, they had to go like all cheesy there at the end, but
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it. Was kind of yeah, maybe that
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dumb shit. So no, no, no.
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I mean, there's part of the part of the story.
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I just anyway, I I don't want to stop talking about it, but we
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just have to because this is like so stupid.
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Like what about their families? Like oh what?
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What are their names again? Like.
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Tune Day and Bodie. Oh, Tune Day and Bodie.
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What are they? What are they up to?
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Where they went out. We haven't seen him in a day.
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Yeah. Well, Bodie's on the run, so
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yeah. Why is he on the run?
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Well, apparently he. Shot it a potion.
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Did not work. Potion didn't work.
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How do you defend yourself? Well, he told me to shoot him
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because he had a magic potion on him.
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Yeah, I was just doing what? I mean, look, it's my friend.
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My goodness, Okay. So, yeah, okay.
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That's a good story. You like that?
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Yeah, I like that. I do like that.
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I don't know why, and I feel guilty, but I do.
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I like it. Did you hear about anybody
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that's watching? Probably knows who.
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Tua, if I just said tua, you know what I'm talking about.
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Well, I'm being a football fan. I don't know who Tua and Tagova
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Loa is. It's exactly, I think, the
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Hawaiian pronunciation. Well, Tua Tua, you're too Tagova
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Loa. I'm just gonna go with that.
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It's close enough is being. What if I told you that he was
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being yelled at for just telling people to go see a certain
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movie? Really.
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Yeah. What kind of movie?
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Well, I'm glad you asked. Like a porn?
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It wasn't even like that. He was interviewed.
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He was talking about the team was doing some team building and
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they went off to have like movie day, and they went to see
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Oppenheimer, but they also went to see the sound of freedom.
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That was called sound of freedom.
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With that woman that has the. The big umbrella.
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And she's flying. That is not Sound of Freedom.
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That is Mary Poppins. Sound of Music.
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Sound of Music. No, no, no, no Sound of Freedom.
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And this is the one you know is about.
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Mel Brooks. Isn't that one.
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No, not Mel Brooks. Mel Gibson?
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No. No, no.
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With the face paint on the horse.
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Ever take my freedom. Is that not the one?
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Eventually you're going to get it.
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So keep going. That would be Braveheart, one of
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my favorite films. Gotcha.
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But this was about child trafficking, of course.
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And not a laughing matter, not a laughing matter, but not a
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anything that like if I said to you, you should go see this
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movie, It's about child trafficking.
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I think everybody should see it and you go cool, but would any
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part of you sit there and go, oh you, you're a conspiracy
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theorist, right wing, political, whatever.
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Well Ryan you know me so well so you know but this is might not
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have been the best lead in but he's getting a cute he's getting
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like yelled at because the I think the star of the of the
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film is known to be kind of a right wing very, very Christian.
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He was the actor that was in Mel Gibson's Speaking of Mel, his
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Passion of the Christ film. And a lot of people think he's a
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little wacko. OK, fair enough.
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But I know a lot of people that are on all sides that are wacko.
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Absolutely. And that's one thing you and I
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will always agree on. And I think the director had
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some, some, I guess some accusations about being kind of
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conspiracy theorists as well, and which I don't understand why
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that's a big deal. We had, we had one sitting in
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our chair the other day. We talked about this whole
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airplane deal. I like talking about conspiracy.
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Crazy. And so for some reason, all of a
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sudden he's sitting in the media and he's like, yeah, everybody
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should see it. It's about awareness of child
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trafficking. And here we go and like, go see
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it. It was really good.
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Especially a parent. He's getting yelled.
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Yeah, and that's what he said. Actually.
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He goes, especially you guys with parents, and he's talking
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to the reporters and all the cities, getting yelled at.
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He's like, how dare you promote a film that was written or
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directed by this guy here? So probably be a bad idea if I'm
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sitting there alone taking notes during the movie.
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God, that might be frowned upon. Can you imagine?
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They're like, you're full of people, but you see like 10 guys
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with notebooks, they're all like, they're all like, yeah,
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like, no, this isn't funny at all, but it's just like this.
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That's how it happens. All because, like, people were
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doing weird stuff and nowhere I had to.
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On a side note, Trey, I'm, I am going to be coaching my 3 1/2
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year old in soccer and a lot of people tell me it's just a bunch
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of three-year olds running around in a in a mob.
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And I'm like pretty much. No, it's not.
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Oh yeah, it is. They'll be training.
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They will be. There will be Boot Camp.
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I can already see your little man running around with a cave
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and a face mask, rope running. And of course, all the moms got
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together and they wanted to call them the Dyna scores.
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Dyna scores that. I like it.
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Shut up, Trey. Do not tell them this.
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I like that. I said you guys are killing me
00:19:02
here. I wanted to be like something
00:19:04
cool like FC Minions or. FC Minions.
00:19:07
I'm trying to kid it down a little bit.
00:19:10
Anyway, so I'm coaching and I had to take this.
00:19:16
First off, they're checking criminal background check, of
00:19:18
course. Be a coach.
00:19:20
Fair enough. This day and age.
00:19:23
This this day and age. Fair enough, right?
00:19:25
But there. But I also had to take this 45
00:19:30
minute course about potential abuse and sexual abuse and
00:19:35
trafficking and it was an incredible waste of time because
00:19:40
okay, I take it back. Maybe one or two points.
00:19:43
I was like, oh, that's a good idea.
00:19:44
Maybe I'll keep an eye out for this, but the rest of it was
00:19:47
like, really obvious. It was like, don't go over to
00:19:50
one of the children's home and watch a movie.
00:19:54
Like, like, don't you know? I mean, it was like, share a
00:19:57
beer with them. Seriously.
00:19:58
It was like, don't give them alcohol and tell them they look
00:20:02
pretty, right? It was like, very holy shit.
00:20:06
It was very unnecessary. And I was sitting there the
00:20:08
whole time and and I and I laugh and then I do what we're doing,
00:20:11
which is like, why are we laughing at this?
00:20:13
But it was just like, come on. And I get it.
00:20:15
There are, there are some of the people that have been accused of
00:20:19
and some convicted of these types of horrible crimes are
00:20:24
people that you would think wouldn't do it.
00:20:26
And they're just an innocent coach and whatever else.
00:20:28
But I just feel like I'm aware that if if a soccer player says
00:20:33
I'm going to go out with like I don't know if I have an
00:20:37
assistant or something in the, you know, I'm going to go get
00:20:39
ice cream with. And the assistant didn't offer
00:20:41
anybody else and and you know, he keeps maybe bringing him and
00:20:45
taking into practice. There are some signs it just
00:20:47
seems obvious. The kid comes back with no
00:20:49
underwear on that oh God, but so.
00:20:56
It's a bad sign right there. That might have been the number
00:20:59
one sign. He's got ice cream, he's got ice
00:21:02
cream, but no one hashtag. Maybe we should check that out.
00:21:05
Hashtag ice cream and no one to it.
00:21:07
If we were getting flagged for any kind of a hate speech or any
00:21:10
kind of, that's it right there. Inappropriate talk.
00:21:14
This would be it. But people calm the fuck down.
00:21:16
This is all in just and neither Tray nor myself support any of
00:21:20
this. Any kind of child.
00:21:22
In fact we are probably we'd be on the front lines to beat the
00:21:26
shit out of anybody that we even think of this.
00:21:29
So I just I it's sad that I have to do that as a disclaimer these
00:21:32
days but I'm going to do it anyway.
00:21:34
So that was my my my point about this was, is there a movie like
00:21:38
this awareness about child trafficking.
00:21:41
I'm having to take courses to coach my 3 1/2 year olds team
00:21:45
and it's just it's out there and and so Tula is basically sitting
00:21:49
here going, I'm a pro player, I'm being interviewed and I'm
00:21:51
going to go ahead and say, hey, this is a great film.
00:21:54
He didn't sit there and go, you know what, I love the main actor
00:21:56
and the guy who directed it because of their conspiracy
00:21:58
theories and you know, screw the screw the liberals.
00:22:02
He didn't say that and yet they're still yelling on him.
00:22:04
I just had to bring it up because it's like, look, again,
00:22:07
hypocrisy. What if there was a an athlete
00:22:12
that sat there and said hey, go see, you know who's in the news
00:22:16
and you probably don't know much about him.
00:22:18
I don't know a lot about him, but this guy, Rob Reiner, some
00:22:21
of these directors who are very, very left.
00:22:23
So the, I would say the opposite of the director of this film.
00:22:26
Gotcha. You know if somebody said, hey,
00:22:29
go see this film and Rob Reiner directed it, you don't hear
00:22:31
people on the right side going, hey, how dare you.
00:22:35
It just doesn't. It's just, I don't know.
00:22:37
It's just, it's just so stupid, the whole thing.
00:22:40
So you know what, If there's a movie you like, go see it.
00:22:43
Who gives a shit? Who directed it?
00:22:45
Like, you don't have to agree with training me, but listen to
00:22:46
our show. It's great.
00:22:48
Neither one of us directed it. Neither one of us, Well, I'm
00:22:51
trying. Trying to produce.
00:22:53
And I'll be honest, I can't think of a time that I've went
00:22:56
and seen a film because of who directed it.
00:22:59
So is it? I don't know if that's ignorance
00:23:01
on my part, but. No, you know, it's not.
00:23:03
It's not something I look into and say, oh, I've got to go see
00:23:06
this because this director directed the movie.
00:23:09
Like one thing I can think of would be James Cameron, maybe
00:23:11
for like, what's the Big Blue people called?
00:23:14
The Big Blue, the big tall blue people from another planet,
00:23:18
Avatar. So when he he waited apparently
00:23:21
to do Avatar for like 10 years because the technology wasn't
00:23:24
available to his liking. So when he finally did it, it
00:23:26
was like, OK, this is Cameron's film, but it was about the film.
00:23:30
It wasn't about him, even though you knew who he was.
00:23:33
So but there's still, it's not like, oh, I'm such a Rob Reiner
00:23:36
fan. Anything he does, I'm going to
00:23:38
go see, right? And I'm sure not go see or not
00:23:40
go see. I'm sure there are people out
00:23:41
there that enjoy film and and that are in that industry that
00:23:45
will that do have their favorite directors and they'll go see it.
00:23:49
I just want to be, I mean, quick.
00:23:50
Tarantino is a good example. We talked about that with
00:23:53
Antoine. I'll probably see any Tarantino
00:23:56
film just because. I know, I know, I'm familiar
00:23:58
with him. So there are some exceptions.
00:24:00
But overall, you see a movie plot.
00:24:03
Did you ask before you saw Barbie, who directed the movie?
00:24:06
No, no, no, you didn't care. No, you weren't.
00:24:10
Like, this person leans this way politically, so I'm not going to
00:24:13
see it. No, Well, just.
00:24:15
I'm just thank you because I'm just making sure this world
00:24:18
isn't totally upside down. But.
00:24:19
I mean, it did not affect my nap either way during that movie.
00:24:23
So to it you do you. I'm going to root a little
00:24:27
harder for you this year because it's just like, I just don't.
00:24:30
I just hate the people have to deal with this.
00:24:32
And this guy's just asking answering an innocent question.
00:24:35
Well, a side note. Did you hear he got fat shamed
00:24:38
to what? Yeah, an NFL quarterback is
00:24:41
being fat shamed. And I want to say it was even
00:24:43
and forgive me if I'm wrong here, but I want to say it was
00:24:45
Ryan Clark. Oh yeah, they were talking about
00:24:48
his interview and and he made a comment said Well it looks like
00:24:52
we'd know what he didn't do this this summer was hit the gym.
00:24:56
You know and I guess he's been doing a lot of I think jiu jitsu
00:25:00
to learn how to fall and said he's been bulking up to help the
00:25:04
impact cuz he's been dealing with concussions and stuff like
00:25:07
that. So they said, apparently he
00:25:09
looks fatter than normal. And so yeah, fatter than normal
00:25:14
or just like bulked up, doughy doughy.
00:25:17
I think it's probably a better way to put it.
00:25:19
You know there's a Steeler helmet over this way for people
00:25:23
that are that can see us. And Ben Roethlisberger was
00:25:27
always accused of that. He went up and down too.
00:25:29
I know he would come out and everyone's like, what's Ben been
00:25:32
eating in the offseason, right. And then he'd go out and he'd
00:25:35
shake people off and then throw for you know half 1000 yards
00:25:38
exactly. And and so I'm I'm gonna wait
00:25:41
and see. Maybe two is better.
00:25:42
Maybe that's maybe that's okay. But I haven't I haven't heard
00:25:45
that. That's pretty funny because he
00:25:46
was always pretty in in shape, wouldn't he?
00:25:48
I mean, he's a smaller statue guy, but you know, he got two
00:25:53
concussions last year, basically get thrown down to the ground.
00:25:57
So they're like, well, maybe he won.
00:25:58
He was learning how to fall into maybe he's bulking up so he just
00:26:00
didn't get thrown around as he's like I I to do whatever it takes
00:26:04
to prevent them right. So yeah I you know I don't have
00:26:09
a problem. Miami like I they're OK.
00:26:11
I. Don't.
00:26:11
They were a fun team to watch. Yeah, I don't have any issues.
00:26:13
It's not like screw Miami, like I've never, yeah.
00:26:16
So I'm excited for for the season little.
00:26:18
Sports talk in there, Yeah, there we go.
00:26:21
So that's that's it about Tua. So let's move away from.
00:26:26
To and move away from to. I think Tua, if you're
00:26:28
listening, we love you. I don't love him that much.
00:26:30
He went to Alabama, but whatever.
00:26:33
I support him in this situation. So I came across a story.
00:26:39
I love all these stories. And I'm curious, since you're
00:26:44
still married. If, God forbid, your wife came
00:26:50
to you and said here's my last dying wish, is there any
00:26:56
guidelines as far as I'm going to do this for you?
00:26:59
Because you're my wife and I love you and this is your last
00:27:02
dying wish, yes? There are some guys, well, no,
00:27:06
there's no guidelines, just like you can't leave that open and I
00:27:09
just. Well, yeah, you can.
00:27:11
A little bit. I just want to say, you know, I
00:27:13
love my wife, but I mean, what if she asks me to do some crazy?
00:27:16
What's some crazy shit? I don't know.
00:27:20
I mean gay stuff. No, I mean, I mean you and I
00:27:22
had. I'll do.
00:27:24
So I'll basically I'll do it for 7.5 mil, but not my wife's last.
00:27:29
I wish. I mean, is there any money
00:27:30
involved? Or no money.
00:27:32
Anyway, I don't know. Let's just say that I would,
00:27:35
because I love her. Okay.
00:27:37
So in this scenario? The dying wife asked her husband
00:27:41
Where, Where are these people? Do you know?
00:27:42
That's a good question. OK, never mind.
00:27:44
I just wanted to know. I'll see if if it says it
00:27:45
because we've had some great, like Thailand.
00:27:48
I just want to make sure I'm not.
00:27:50
This. I haven't seen a name yet, so no
00:27:52
worries. OK, so we'll go back up.
00:27:55
Dying wife asked her husband if she can have sex with her ex.
00:28:02
One last time, no, there is absolutely no way.
00:28:08
This man says so. Now I'm left with this.
00:28:11
Deny my dying wife A wish for her, for my own ego, or let her
00:28:17
go have sex with another man who she feels was better, better at
00:28:22
sex, right. Not, like, better in life.
00:28:24
Like, not like she's actually should have been with him kind
00:28:27
of thing, right? Because that, I mean, I guess
00:28:28
that would be. I can't.
00:28:30
I guess that would be more difficult, right?
00:28:33
I don't know. I mean, if she says, well he's
00:28:35
better than you, how long ago does it say how long?
00:28:38
I mean, how old is this woman? Let's see here.
00:28:40
I mean, if she's like 85 and she's laying on a table and she
00:28:43
just can't even move. So it says it sparked debate
00:28:47
across the Internet, with people taking sides in this moral
00:28:50
quandary. Whether or not whether or not
00:28:55
the tale which first appeared 2 years ago on Reddit, it says,
00:28:59
and recently been revived. So I guess this was a couple
00:29:01
years back. Meg would know about this
00:29:03
Reddit. She's a Reddit girl.
00:29:05
Said. In fact, it seems to be serving
00:29:08
as kind of a modern parable. Do you know what that means?
00:29:11
I don't know what that means, allowing for armchair
00:29:14
philosophers across the globe to pontificate on this moral
00:29:18
dilemma. Look at you throwing the words
00:29:20
out. Says my wife has a terminal
00:29:22
disease. She's projected to live at most
00:29:25
nine months. I am, of course, destroyed.
00:29:27
We've been together for a decade.
00:29:29
I don't remember life without her, and I don't know what I'm
00:29:32
going to do when she's gone. I've been doing my best to make
00:29:36
the last days of her life good and grant whatever wish I can.
00:29:40
OK, so they've been together a decade, which to me seems kind
00:29:44
of like they're younger, Like she's got, unfortunately like a
00:29:48
terminal. You know, she's in her 40s.
00:29:50
Maybe Because if they'll only been together 10 years, it
00:29:53
sounds like, you know what I mean?
00:29:54
Like, I don't know if this woman at 90 would give a shit, don't
00:30:00
you think? I would assume I'm making I'm
00:30:03
making the assumption, but for this, because it does matter to
00:30:05
me, honestly, if you're 90, it's like who gives a shit like let
00:30:08
let him, let him, you know, go go have sex with this guy.
00:30:12
But if you're only 10 years are moved and you're in your 40s and
00:30:16
you're in prime and she wants to have sex with another dude, I
00:30:20
don't know, nine months to live, does she just want to do it one
00:30:23
time? What do you think?
00:30:25
So I'm kind of read through this and she wanted to do It's your
00:30:28
preparation for the show that depresses me most.
00:30:31
I do what I can. All it really says is the
00:30:34
doctors told this man that she was likely to need a wheelchair
00:30:38
in four or five months. So I guess she's wanting to try
00:30:40
to do this before she's well, but she could roll out on the.
00:30:43
She'll end up being bedridden in eight months for the last few
00:30:47
weeks. It doesn't mean she can't do
00:30:50
yeah, take care of it. Because she wants to enjoy it.
00:30:52
Okay. I see.
00:30:54
OK. So let's just say go ahead.
00:30:56
She actually gave a whole monologue about how sex
00:30:58
sometimes is just physical and how emotional, fulfilling sex is
00:31:02
with me. But it was bullshit to get to
00:31:06
that point. That's what he's telling
00:31:07
himself. Yeah.
00:31:09
So let's just say for the sake of this argument, Trey, well,
00:31:14
not even an argument, this discussion that it's a one time
00:31:18
thing she wants. OK, what if he negotiated like,
00:31:25
you know, maybe oral sex three times a week for the duration?
00:31:30
So we negotiate. I'm just saying, like, if he
00:31:33
said, all right, look, I'll let you do this, but you know, I'm
00:31:36
going to miss you too, physically.
00:31:38
And and I need some some sort of, I mean, well, I'm just going
00:31:42
to let you do this. We're married.
00:31:43
This is supposed to be. I mean, she's asking him if she
00:31:46
can commit adultery on her last nine months of life in a
00:31:49
marriage. I don't care if he was better.
00:31:54
I think I'm with the dude. What do you what do you think?
00:31:56
I'm with the dude. Yeah, I can see it.
00:31:58
It does say he's you know, but what's to stop her from getting
00:32:01
divorced and do it anyway? That's true.
00:32:04
I mean, I guess she loves this guy.
00:32:05
Or will her ass out in a wheelchair and go after herself?
00:32:07
You know, I don't know. I can't imagine being in these
00:32:12
conversation. I really want to.
00:32:13
Imagine that being the last a dying wish to have a sex, have
00:32:17
sex with the ex. But my question Trey, is it
00:32:20
really that bad with her husband?
00:32:22
Like like can she direct him a little bit and say, hey look,
00:32:26
you know what was what was so good about the ex?
00:32:30
He says he feels like he's put in a position where he has to
00:32:33
say yes, said. Anyway, I need to know more
00:32:30
about the. I know what I want to say, but I
00:32:36
don't know if it's right. What do you think?
00:32:38
Are you on? Were you with me?
00:32:40
I'm with him. I think he he needs to tell her
00:32:42
to to fuck right off. That's a tough one.
00:32:46
Yeah. You think?
00:32:46
Yeah, it's a tough. That's because, look, dying wish
00:32:51
or not, I mean, it's like this guy, this guy also matters and.
00:32:56
The fact that go ahead, but no, I'm just going to say he has to
00:33:00
live knowing that that's what she wanted the rest of his life.
00:33:03
So just be you're supposed to trade one for the other.
00:33:05
It doesn't. To me, it's not fair to this
00:33:07
guy. Well, not to mention that one of
00:33:10
his last memories of her before she passes is going to be of her
00:33:15
with another man. And he's always going to
00:33:19
remember that. So that's.
00:33:21
I don't know. That's got to be torture to have
00:33:24
any final memories than being with another man.
00:33:29
So that's gotta suck. I feel like we can go round and
00:33:31
round. That's a good question.
00:33:32
This needs to be one of those questions that we ask anybody
00:33:35
that comes on the show. Just like, what would you do?
00:33:38
Just I have no. Yeah.
00:33:40
Let's ask. I have no idea.
00:33:41
How to handle something like that?
00:33:43
Cuz you're saying they're getting it from both sides.
00:33:45
They're like people are like yes and no.
00:33:47
Yeah, Okay. So on Reddit, yeah, people are
00:33:50
going back and forth. As far as this would be, like
00:33:54
our other guest Meg, she loves Reddit, so she would be all
00:33:57
about this story. Probably.
00:33:58
We'll have to remember next time we have a guest that we have
00:34:00
next time, if she calls in and does a show with us from
00:34:03
remotely, if you will, yeah. Then we'll ask her this
00:34:06
question. Yeah, I think that's a good one.
00:34:08
I don't know. God, I'm gonna think about it
00:34:10
later. So yeah, that's a tough, poor
00:34:13
guy. Yeah, either way.
00:34:15
Be put in that scenario. That's gotta be tough.
00:34:17
So either your wife dies and doesn't get her wish fulfilled.
00:34:21
And do you feel guilty for that? Well, you feel guilty for that,
00:34:23
but then you feel like a piece of shit, like she really wanted
00:34:26
this guy and she never got it and she has to settle for your
00:34:29
ass. Or maybe.
00:34:30
You invite the guy to the hospital on False, you know.
00:34:38
Basically just she wants to say goodbye to you and kick his ass.
00:34:41
And then you bring him in, tease her with him, and then she's
00:34:45
thinking, oh, I'm going to get to have sex with him.
00:34:48
Cool. And then you tell his ass to
00:34:50
fucking leave. She doesn't get to have.
00:34:52
So basically, this guy's out, Boom.
00:34:53
Out for revenge on both of them. Yeah, you took.
00:34:58
You took it to hold. Everything took a weird angle on
00:35:01
that one. Yeah, I'm going to.
00:35:04
I'm going to think about that one.
00:35:05
That one's a good one. I like it Crazy.
00:35:06
I like it. So my man, football season's
00:35:11
coming up. Are you excited?
00:35:12
I'm really excited. And I wish that I wish I knew
00:35:15
what our audience really liked. Besides, besides the podcast, of
00:35:19
course. I just feel like we're all over
00:35:21
the place and I love that. And I and I love that we
00:35:24
probably have more listeners that.
00:35:26
I mean, we couldn't probably nail down hobbies and interests
00:35:30
and that they're all over the place.
00:35:32
Yeah, but I wish I knew that a good majority liked football.
00:35:36
I wish I knew. Hope so, because we're stoked
00:35:39
and and we haven't done this show during the season before.
00:35:42
This will be fun, so we've got to reel it in like after our
00:35:46
team performances and things like that.
00:35:48
But yes, football is upon us on college is like a week from
00:35:52
Saturday. Isn't that crazy?
00:35:53
Oh, that's my team. I mean probably some games
00:35:55
before that on like the Thursday night, so week from tonight be
00:35:58
fine or no week from tomorrow night, it's going to be fine,
00:36:01
going to be awesome. But anyway.
00:36:02
So I know you enjoy the would you rather questions, right, I
00:36:05
do. So I saw this would you rather?
00:36:07
And I thought this would be kind of interesting, so let's do it.
00:36:10
And I don't know if the money maybe that's something we need
00:36:13
to discuss too. What?
00:36:14
What money would have you swayed one way or another?
00:36:17
So either A would you rather get a guaranteed $100 or B.
00:36:26
That they said $100 or B play a full length NFL game and
00:36:34
try to pass for 100 yards for 100 million A hundred million
00:36:41
$100 million A 100. 1000 have guaranteed.
00:36:45
Here's your money. This is a great one for anybody.
00:36:47
We won't make this too long for our non football people but.
00:36:51
But playing a game and try to pass against an NFL team 100
00:36:56
yards? Well, for 100, you get to choose
00:36:59
your offense though like that's I'm not going to take the.
00:37:02
I'm not going to take your off. No, I'm kidding.
00:37:04
Well, I mean, you get, you get the number one offense, but you
00:37:06
have to pass against the number one defense.
00:37:10
I think in this scenario it should be like the last defense.
00:37:13
There's still NFL players. I don't know.
00:37:16
I mean, I I think do I get to train?
00:37:18
I mean, there's so many questions.
00:37:20
Do I get to take I mean. Yeah.
00:37:21
We're 44 years old. Let's let's train for this.
00:37:25
How many years are we going to train for this?
00:37:27
I could take a six months. Might make a little bit of a
00:37:29
difference, you think? Yeah, you look, instead of
00:37:32
throwing for 49 yards, I may throw for 53.
00:37:34
Yeah. Like, come on, I would probably
00:37:37
take the 100. You 100 grand and roll.
00:37:40
It's only 100 grand though. I think that it may be worth it
00:37:43
just to get out there and try. Yeah, for 100 million if it was
00:37:47
like 100 grand and then like. 10 grand or something like
00:37:51
$1 guaranteed. I would do, guaranteed.
00:37:55
$1 that's I would take a million you.
00:37:57
Go ahead and take the million, I think so, OK.
00:37:59
If you're talking about 100 or 10 million, I'd take 100.
00:38:05
Go ahead and go with 100 cuz it's only 10.
00:38:07
It's just like the chances of throwing for 100 yards.
00:38:10
And plus, are these guys really trying?
00:38:13
I mean is the the referees biased?
00:38:17
So what conditions are we playing at?
00:38:19
Lambeau or in winter time? So another question that came up
00:38:23
on the radio station, would you rather, and it was football
00:38:26
related of course. Would you rather not watch
00:38:30
football for a whole year? That's college, that's pros,
00:38:36
that's whatever. You can't watch any football, no
00:38:39
replays, nothing for a whole year or play a full offensive
00:38:46
series. As an offensive lineman who it
00:38:52
could be a three play series, it could be a 10 play series.
00:38:55
You don't know one series in off one series of lineman.
00:39:01
I mean it's just like it's it's we all know how it's going to
00:39:04
go. I mean would the other guy have
00:39:07
sympathy at all? No, the defensive.
00:39:09
You got to go out there. You got to Where am I on the
00:39:11
line am I on? Wherever you want to be.
00:39:14
Are you going to just drop soon? As it says Hut, you're down on
00:39:19
in the fetal position. But what?
00:39:21
What was the other choice? Not watch football for a whole
00:39:24
year. Oh, you're.
00:39:25
Oh, so, OK, so you have to go out there and just take the.
00:39:28
I would go out, I'd go play. You go.
00:39:30
Yeah, yeah. Because again, it's a series.
00:39:34
Series is known. What's the longest series in
00:39:36
history? Like 16 plays or something like
00:39:38
that. Give or take, I don't know.
00:39:41
I just maybe go for the knees or.
00:39:43
Or just fetal position every play.
00:39:46
The 37 play drive because of I've had of a penalty for chop
00:39:50
blocking on every play. This guy is getting a lay fields
00:39:56
racked up 187 yards and penalty. No you know I would try it.
00:40:03
Why not? Why not and?
00:40:05
Not and so so, yeah. I can't imagine death anything,
00:40:08
but death would be a win. No, it would be a it would be a
00:40:11
pounding, for sure. But I can't imagine you die.
00:40:14
You can see me like, right when you line up on the ball, you're
00:40:17
to the other guy across, you're like, can you just come on, man,
00:40:20
come on. Please God, don't hit you so
00:40:21
hard. I'll pretend and you just, I'll
00:40:23
go down and you get your sack, I'll go down and you'll get your
00:40:26
stuff. Hopefully it's a three and out
00:40:28
with three sacks. Three.
00:40:31
Well, if you're one of the offensive lineman, I'm sure.
00:40:33
But that's what I'm saying. That's what it would be right?
00:40:35
So you. That's why I would take that
00:40:37
because it'd be 3 plays. Those are fun.
00:40:38
I I enjoyed all that's do. It is get me.
00:40:40
Play for football? Yeah, absolutely.
00:40:42
So good luck to your teams. I don't mean that I will say it,
00:40:46
but I don't. College Pros.
00:40:47
Both of them we try, and I have a very different we have very
00:40:52
different teams, which makes it always fun.
00:40:54
So I'm sure you'll hear about that as the season progresses
00:40:57
and then we've got fantasy football coming up.
00:40:59
Fantasy football, we're in the same league, so anybody that
00:41:01
wants stay in the great podcast fantasy football advice, right,
00:41:05
We'll do our best. Don't ask us.
00:41:07
Yeah, I I think I'm more into it.
00:41:09
You and I are more into it than anybody in our league.
00:41:11
But somehow we can't seem to win.
00:41:14
We can't do it for shit. And then we get the guy that
00:41:16
picks players based on their uniform colors and he wins the
00:41:19
whole damn thing. Literally, Trey is not even
00:41:21
joking right now. You're not even joking at all.
00:41:24
He's a great friend of ours and he he he he looked at me at the
00:41:28
draft. I didn't think.
00:41:29
I don't remember if I told you this.
00:41:30
He looked over at me and goes, I'm gonna get this guy cuz his
00:41:32
name is cool. And then he goes, oh, what?
00:41:37
Who is this? The team that has the, you know,
00:41:39
the lightning bolt on their homes?
00:41:40
Oh, I'm getting that guy. Yeah, he he won.
00:41:43
He won the whole one, The money, yeah.
00:41:45
So really it's just about just closing your eyes and picking
00:41:49
some players so, but it's still fun.
00:41:51
I enjoy it, so it'll be a lot of fun.
00:41:54
If I could have rights to the NFL music right now, I would do
00:41:58
it. Oh, that would be fun, Yeah.
00:42:00
Yeah, but just visualize it for anybody that knows it.
00:42:03
Visualize the NFL music. There you go.
00:42:05
Got it. So go ahead.
00:42:09
We haven't done this in the last couple of shows.
00:42:11
I don't think I love the idea of these strange facts in the
00:42:15
world. Yeah, I did it with Antarctica,
00:42:17
I think a couple of shows ago, but that wasn't the same.
00:42:19
But I love those types of things because crazy stuff.
00:42:23
This world, humanity itself, is all jacked up.
00:42:27
But the idea of things before us, things that could be that we
00:42:31
don't know about, Like I said, we only use a certain portion of
00:42:34
our brain. What else aren't we able to
00:42:36
comprehend? What just?
00:42:40
So I think we're going to kind of go back to that, and I'd like
00:42:44
to. And I think you told me you were
00:42:46
prepared for that tonight, Trey, I found a deal.
00:42:49
It's 20 science facts that are scarier than any horror movie.
00:42:54
See. I'm all about that.
00:42:56
Sounds intriguing. I wanna know.
00:42:58
I hope all of you do too, so I'll go through a couple.
00:43:01
Of Yes, yes, let's do it. So the first one that caught my
00:43:04
eye says Bamboo was used as a torture device by simply
00:43:11
growing. So would they like lay them on
00:43:15
it? Like on the ground?
00:43:17
So it says Bamboo is one of the most impressive plants you'll
00:43:20
ever find, used a lot of different things, and have done
00:43:24
so for thousands a year, blah blah blah.
00:43:26
It was mostly native originally to Asian nations closer to water
00:43:32
sources. Yeah, like the panda bears.
00:43:34
That's what they hate, right? Says The Chinese utilized it for
00:43:37
many years to make weapons, clothing and much more.
00:43:40
Yet it was the Vietnamese that took it to a whole new level.
00:43:46
Said they used the bamboo as a torture device.
00:43:49
So what they would do is they would put someone over the
00:43:51
growing bamboo, which can grow up to 36 inches, in just 24
00:43:55
hours. Say they did.
00:43:57
They did this. Wow.
00:43:59
They did this because they knew the bamboo can actually grow
00:44:02
right through a human body. Like it's that powerful as it
00:44:06
grows? Exactly.
00:44:08
But is it always sharp at the top?
00:44:11
They didn't spend, they're saying.
00:44:13
God. Can you imagine if it was just a
00:44:14
regular round and it just went through Jesus?
00:44:18
So it says the interesting. Where they tie them down, I'm
00:44:22
sure they probably did. I don't know.
00:44:25
Like they're gonna use bungee cords.
00:44:27
So the interesting or some sex cuffs or something.
00:44:31
Yeah, the interesting science facts sector about this is that
00:44:37
this method was incredibly successful and worked using
00:44:40
regular plants. The bamboo will slowly and
00:44:42
painfully stab slowly through until completely, Grown said it
00:44:48
was considered to be one of the worst torture imaginable.
00:44:51
You think and was practiced for a long time.
00:44:53
Some claim it was even utilized during the Vietnam War.
00:44:56
That's Well, that was where my dumb ass mind went.
00:45:00
As soon as you said Vietnam, I was gonna make a Vietnam War
00:45:02
joke. But you're telling me that's
00:45:03
they actually used it then too those?
00:45:05
Vietcong guys aren't fucking or they claim they did well, which
00:45:09
I guess I wouldn't be surprised. From my knowledge of bamboo,
00:45:11
which, look, it's not vast, it's it's not as well as your
00:45:17
knowledge of orcas, yeah. Exactly.
00:45:19
Maybe I should start reporting on bamboo fields.
00:45:21
Exactly. Fields.
00:45:23
I don't even know if they're a field, but I think they grow
00:45:26
kind of close together. So if you're laying down and
00:45:30
you've got, it's not like one of these things is going through
00:45:32
you. It's like your whole body, so
00:45:34
like legs, nuts. Just everywhere on your body.
00:45:39
I mean neck like and you would have to like you said somebody
00:45:42
had to be tying you down because I can't imagine that plant would
00:45:45
be just pushing you straight down at.
00:45:47
That point, well, you're not going to stay there right now.
00:45:50
I guess that too, Yeah. And probably leave at that
00:45:52
point. So it's like we're not going to
00:45:54
tie each other down. Oh, you want me to come out?
00:45:56
You want me to stay? Here you lay down.
00:45:59
All right. What's that?
00:46:00
Yeah, this is uncomfortable. I'm going to go ahead and leave.
00:46:02
Yeah, this is dumb. So I imagine they probably like.
00:46:06
Tie them down with tent stakes around their bodies.
00:46:12
But yeah, that's wild. I'd never heard that.
00:46:13
Ever. Yeah, I hadn't either.
00:46:15
Yeah, that sounds like it sucks badly.
00:46:18
Badly. Go ahead.
00:46:19
So the next one, it says the government regulates blood and
00:46:25
pus inside consumed products. I don't even want to know.
00:46:31
You know how people don't like the word moist?
00:46:34
Yeah. Have you heard that?
00:46:36
I don't like the word Puss. I think something about puss
00:46:39
just doesn't sound right. But anyway, go ahead, I'll
00:46:41
listen. I'll listen to that.
00:46:43
The place many assume things do not fall through the cracks is
00:46:47
the food and drink or drinking food world.
00:46:49
Sorry. Clearly nothing bad is getting
00:46:52
inside our stuff we're consuming, right?
00:46:55
It says. While every country has its own
00:46:57
way of handling this, the United States regulates how much puss
00:47:01
and blood gets into things we consume said is much bigger than
00:47:08
when RC. This is much bigger thing when
00:47:12
it comes to milk, blood and pus from potential.
00:47:14
Animals or humans will get in there, yet the big thing to
00:47:18
remember is that the regulation is put into place because they
00:47:22
feel a certain amount is acceptable before it it'll be
00:47:26
harmful. So the milk is also pasteurized,
00:47:29
making this much easier to remove.
00:47:32
Most blood and pus science facts like this make us want to go
00:47:37
throughout everything in our fridge right now.
00:47:42
This reminds me of the insect in the food.
00:47:45
Except I think this is worse. Obviously.
00:47:47
This is gross, you know? Okay.
00:47:49
So blood and pus. Like in what?
00:47:51
Food? Just so in the milk, like dairy,
00:47:54
that's the only word you really brought.
00:47:55
You mean because it's coming from animals and stuff like
00:47:59
that, so? But from the cow, I guess.
00:48:03
Because you're just saying like maybe I'm doing the by the way,
00:48:07
now people can see what we're doing.
00:48:09
I'm doing the the cow. I've got nipples.
00:48:11
Can you milk me? Can you milk me?
00:48:15
So once it's in there, don't it go directly into the bottle?
00:48:18
Or do they put it in the thing and then they in a pale?
00:48:21
The last time you can tell, I'm a farmer, actually they put it
00:48:24
in the Brian. I have no idea.
00:48:26
OK, so do your own research people.
00:48:28
Yeah, go out and milk the cow and see how much blood and what.
00:48:31
It sounds like is it's old school where they milk the cow
00:48:33
and it's like in this metal bowl thing and then on the way to get
00:48:37
it ready to roll somehow, someway animal blood and pus
00:48:42
kids in there. But so you're saying to, you're
00:48:44
telling me right now, Trey, and I'm fired up because this is
00:48:48
disgusting? That there is a certain
00:48:50
percentage of blood and milk that it or blood and pus in the
00:48:54
milk that is allowed. It's acceptable, yeah.
00:48:56
Did it? What was the?
00:48:58
Did you give me the percentages? I did not.
00:48:59
It doesn't list. It.
00:49:01
Didn't list it. I mean, I figured that I don't
00:49:03
care what it could be 1%, yeah, it's disgusting.
00:49:05
Or .01%. It's disgusting.
00:49:09
What if you look? Over your milk tomorrow and
00:49:10
there's like a little bit of pink, I'm going to start
00:49:14
drinking almond milk. Are you going to drink
00:49:15
strawberry milk? Yeah, there's no blood and pus
00:49:20
and almonds, right? I don't know.
00:49:23
I don't think so. I hope until you find a story
00:49:26
about it, don't drink milk. We found stories about things I
00:49:29
never knew we would, and so who knows?
00:49:31
Maybe they'll be an almond blood pus thing.
00:49:36
Almond blood. Yeah, that's disgusting.
00:49:38
So OK, I've got one more if you. Want No, I please.
00:49:42
I Between the bamboo torture and the pus and blood and the milk,
00:49:47
are you good? No, I'm not.
00:49:48
Good. Keep going.
00:49:49
You want one? More fired at me and you might
00:49:51
already know this one. Your toothbrush most likely has
00:49:55
fecal matter on it. I don't know why I've heard
00:49:59
that, but I have no idea why. So go ahead.
00:50:01
So it says. Most people know by now that if
00:50:04
you go to a public restroom and use their hand dryer, you're
00:50:06
basically blowing fecal matter on your hands.
00:50:09
I didn't realize that, but now I do think about it.
00:50:12
Public restrooms are disgusting. Anything goes in those things.
00:50:17
Yeah, so good says think about where it is getting the air from
00:50:21
people. Yet this happens as well when it
00:50:23
comes to your toothbrush and it seems that many do not know
00:50:28
about this. Your toothbrush collects fecal
00:50:30
matter every time you flush your toilet.
00:50:32
God. And so some of you is that
00:50:35
because if you've had science teacher that loved to gross you
00:50:39
out in school so. Well, isn't that because you
00:50:41
used to tell me when you flush a toilet it like close the lid?
00:50:45
To close the lid, is this kind of similar?
00:50:47
Probably yeah. So I'm gonna get a new I'm gonna
00:50:51
get like a 30 pack of disposable toothbrushes and just each day
00:50:57
just new one, just leave one outside new one done.
00:51:01
And it's even worse for my kids cuz they throw their
00:51:04
toothbrushes on the ground or the bathroom and.
00:51:07
You know, like. And of course it says you're
00:51:10
going to get more fecal matter on your toothbrush when you
00:51:12
flush the toilet after a bowel movement.
00:51:14
Well, and that seems logical. Right.
00:51:18
Yeah. It's something you and I could
00:51:19
have come up with without this research, it says.
00:51:21
Once you know this, it's hard. We could have, we could have
00:51:28
probably said, you know what, That makes sense.
00:51:30
If I flush after #1, it won't be so much fecal matter as #2, but
00:51:35
when I drop this one. In here, you know we should be
00:51:37
scientistry. So you God, those are three good
00:51:41
ones. Yeah.
00:51:42
I'm gonna not go to sleep. Put a Put a small cap on your
00:51:47
toothbrush or put it inside a cabinet close to your sink.
00:51:50
Yeah, they have those. Don't they have those travel?
00:51:54
The travel case, things you can put over, Yeah, that makes
00:51:56
sense. That's what you do.
00:51:57
That's what you do right there. That makes like I'm gonna go to
00:52:01
CVS tonight. That makes more sense.
00:52:05
Those are good. I like it.
00:52:07
You wanna do awareness real quick and awareness of
00:52:09
self-awareness, Awareness of self-awareness.
00:52:12
Yeah, I've got one that's been brewing.
00:52:13
So you've. I have a.
00:52:16
You're still talking about, yeah.
00:52:20
On the. No, I'm going to put what what
00:52:23
if you just put your toothbrush in like a drawer?
00:52:26
Would it still get in there? So it says put it in cabinet.
00:52:30
Or something like that, that I guess the fecal matter at the
00:52:34
door. What if you put it in another
00:52:37
room? That's what I'm put it in the
00:52:38
bedroom, like in my night stand or something.
00:52:40
Well, they were talking about this on the on the sports talk
00:52:43
radio. I listen to the fan as far as I
00:52:46
guess some people will brush their teeth in the shower and
00:52:50
then ended up leaving their toothbrush in the shower.
00:52:52
I think it's all the no, that's stupid.
00:52:55
That's even worse. They deserve those people
00:52:58
deserve that. That's bad.
00:52:59
Yeah, that's gross. The fan.
00:53:01
You're plugging a local sports channel.
00:53:03
Correct. Sorry about that.
00:53:03
No, no, no, no. I'm just letting people, local
00:53:06
sports talk who are listening. This is a Dallas sports radio
00:53:09
talk show called The Fan if they would like to reciprocate.
00:53:15
Go ahead. So self-awareness real fast.
00:53:20
I'm telling you, Trey, as soon as this happened, I pulled.
00:53:22
I I I pulled over because I had to.
00:53:25
I parked, pulled over. Because I had to park, but I
00:53:30
parked and I sat there, I swear to you, for at least 30 seconds.
00:53:33
Just oh, I can't wait to hear. This wishing that I had a we
00:53:37
were doing a show that day. I was like this and this was I
00:53:40
think maybe the day after our last show we recorded.
00:53:43
So I was like we have a long time like and I was mad and so.
00:53:50
Have you been driving? And of course we have.
00:53:53
And the car in front of you is just all over the place.
00:53:57
They're on the line. There's not swerving, but
00:53:59
they're just not. You can tell they're doing
00:54:01
something other than paying attention, right?
00:54:06
What would your first instinct be?
00:54:08
They were on the phone. Right these days.
00:54:10
And so I thought that, and I'm yelling, I'm already like, get
00:54:12
off the phone. And I went to the left and back
00:54:15
to the right and I just couldn't.
00:54:16
And they were all over the place.
00:54:19
And I was actually in a rush. I wasn't going crazy fast, but I
00:54:22
needed to go a little faster than and they were like 5 miles
00:54:25
under the speed limit. So they're already pissing me
00:54:28
off. So I go to the left of this car
00:54:32
by the driver's side. People in UK suck it.
00:54:35
Left side is what the driver's side is and just imagine that.
00:54:38
Imagine I'm on the right for you, UK listener.
00:54:42
And I went left and I look over and this guy, he's got to be a
00:54:47
little older than us, maybe. Maybe, you know, a lot older in
00:54:51
his 50s, maybe. And he was sitting there, and he
00:54:55
was. Fidgeting and wrestling with
00:54:57
this little dog in his shit. Are you serious?
00:55:01
And. It was this little lap dog and
00:55:04
that was running on him. The steering wheel that this the
00:55:07
holy. And I looked at it and and as I
00:55:10
drove by and I swear I wasn't even looking the road.
00:55:11
I was just like I was just like looking like is this is this for
00:55:15
real? And his, I would assume his
00:55:19
wife, lovely woman, 300 pounds maybe in the in the not that
00:55:24
there's. And the in the passenger side
00:55:30
disclaimer, in the, in the. I love my disclaimer.
00:55:33
There's anything wrong with that in the passenger side?
00:55:36
Just looking out the window like nothing's happening.
00:55:38
This guy's swerving around trying to manage this dog.
00:55:40
So fucking dog. And I just, I was so mad.
00:55:44
And it's not just him. I mean, all they did was remind
00:55:47
me of these people that have their dogs in their lap.
00:55:50
If that dog, if you need to to react and you need to to to to
00:55:54
swerve, or you need to get out of the way, or you need to stop
00:55:57
or whatever, and this dog is in your way to from getting to the
00:56:01
wheel or heaven forbid, it jumps down where your foot is and you
00:56:04
can't break and you're going to hurt somebody.
00:56:07
Or at the very least, you're going to get in a wreck and your
00:56:10
car and the other person's going to be out money or in a stupid
00:56:13
little fucking because the dog. Put it I mean, don't.
00:56:18
I can't even. I'm not, like, fired up.
00:56:20
I'm hitting. I'm hitting the microphone
00:56:23
because I'm So do you agree with this?
00:56:25
Oh, absolutely. This isn't just me.
00:56:27
That's fucking. I'm sorry, did you say it was on
00:56:29
a highway or just a regular St. This was a regular street, but I
00:56:32
mean, I've seen it on the highway.
00:56:33
This incident was on a regular St.
00:56:35
This is a good one too. But it was yeah it is a good one
00:56:38
I I said, you know this is because it's.
00:56:40
I've seen it a lot in in. It's just like people in in I'm.
00:56:45
Dare you Anybody listening that is going to side with this guy
00:56:49
with the dog because you're a dog lover or fucking PETA or
00:56:53
somebody come at us and tell me that the dog should be able to
00:56:57
ride in the lap of the driving car.
00:57:00
I'm fine with the dogs in the car, I'm even okay with some of
00:57:03
these stores and restaurants and dog friendly great.
00:57:07
But when you're on the road, driving?
00:57:10
Don't let the dog be in your lap at all, especially when you have
00:57:12
somebody else in the fucking car.
00:57:13
Well, that's what I'm saying. Well, what?
00:57:14
That was just an she snacking, was it?
00:57:17
Don't want to tell us? The dog was probably scared
00:57:20
because she was so hungry, so afraid he was going to end up
00:57:24
with some BBQ. Sauce or something.
00:57:25
Yeah, I don't know. I just, I just, it didn't make
00:57:29
any sense. That was just an app that was
00:57:31
just added because I feel like I've seen too many cars where
00:57:35
there was nobody in the car and this the dog and it.
00:57:37
And it's not, it's not like the dog sitting still calmly and
00:57:40
sure, there have been some of those, but it's always these
00:57:43
little dogs that are like they're up, on up on the
00:57:45
dashboard, back down in the back seat, the front seat of this.
00:57:48
And all of a sudden the guy's going and he needs to do
00:57:50
something. The dog jumps on his lap and
00:57:52
you're and you're fucking careless.
00:57:54
In Iraq. And you could you could kill
00:57:56
somebody. I don't know.
00:57:59
I mean, we make fun. I mean, I'm laughing about it,
00:58:01
but he could kill something. Right.
00:58:03
That was mine for the night. The little kid was walking down
00:58:05
the sidewalk. Or you know any?
00:58:07
Crazy shit could happen anything.
00:58:08
If you need to stop at a red light and somebody's crossing on
00:58:11
the crosswalk, or or, heaven forbid you go into the
00:58:13
intersection while everybody's going because you can't get to
00:58:15
your break because of the fucking.
00:58:18
Of the little and they're in little.
00:58:19
These little dogs are stupid too.
00:58:20
It's not like. It's not like they're cool dogs,
00:58:22
right? Sorry.
00:58:25
I'm a big dog enthusiast. I like labs and retrievers, and
00:58:28
yes, absolutely. So the little dog just way to
00:58:32
shit out of me, yeah? If it was a lab, I'd be like,
00:58:34
oh, that lab. See, like how Commie is on that
00:58:37
driver. The driver gets here around that
00:58:38
lab, but who cares? So that was mine for tonight.
00:58:41
That one sounds good. It's a good one.
00:58:43
I would have been pissed if I've seen that.
00:58:45
But it like I said it especially he's fucking swerving.
00:58:48
I get pissed enough like you. Yeah, I get pissed enough going
00:58:51
by it, even if they're not swerving.
00:58:53
Yeah, I look at him like, oh God, come on on your fucking.
00:58:56
But this was like this. This guy couldn't.
00:58:59
He couldn't. He couldn't drive.
00:59:01
He couldn't even get to his phone.
00:59:02
He was just, oh, one day I'm going to see a dog in one, phone
00:59:09
in the other, the guy driving with his knees and but he
00:59:13
couldn't. He.
00:59:14
Anyway, he was all over the place.
00:59:16
I mean, I in a 35 mile an hour zone.
00:59:18
I was scared to go around him because he was just all over the
00:59:21
place. And it was obvious it wasn't
00:59:23
like it was. So anyway, that was my friend.
00:59:25
That's a good one. I like that.
00:59:27
Yeah. Do you have one?
00:59:29
No. You know, I think that's it that
00:59:31
we should just that was a good one.
00:59:32
That's. We should roll with it.
00:59:34
Yeah, that's it. That's a game changer right
00:59:37
there. I'm glad.
00:59:39
I like. I wish that was mine, but I'm
00:59:42
kind of glad I haven't run into that.
00:59:43
Oh man, it was like I said, it was the other day and it just
00:59:46
hit me and I was. I was just so fired up by it.
00:59:49
I stopped and I thought about it.
00:59:52
I wrote it down on my phone notes and I wrote something else
00:59:56
down, but I don't even know what it means.
00:59:57
I was so mad because there's something else below it, but it
01:00:01
was like, it spelled bags in the road.
01:00:04
And I'm like, wait, wait, why did I get mad about bags in the
01:00:06
road? I don't even know.
01:00:07
Yeah, because that one was so bad and so.
01:00:10
That is funny. That's a good one.
01:00:11
I like that. Yeah, but I love doing the
01:00:13
awareness of software at the end of the show, cuz it's just bad.
01:00:16
I'm jealous I didn't have that one.
01:00:17
That's a good one. We should start comparing like,
01:00:20
oh, mine was better than yours. I probably would have slammed
01:00:22
him though. It's like get the.
01:00:24
Yeah, I know. But we'll do we should do an
01:00:26
anthology like recap one day of just the top ten or something
01:00:30
and just maybe ask everybody to help us vote and what they like.
01:00:33
But I like it. Or, you know, write us or or get
01:00:36
on social media or whatever and give us some of yours.
01:00:40
I mean, I'm. I would love to hear.
01:00:44
I mean, this has to be some stories.
01:00:45
I think if we unite our listeners with us, this might be
01:00:50
the way to do. It is just like we all come
01:00:53
together and talk about stupid idiots.
01:00:55
Yep. And and and needing to be more.
01:00:58
Everybody's got a story on something like that.
01:01:00
I'd have to so. And if you don't have a story,
01:01:04
what is it? You're the one we're talking
01:01:07
about. You are.
01:01:08
You need to self you. Have the dog in your lap and you
01:01:11
need to be beaten up, right? Period.
01:01:13
There you go all. Right.
01:01:15
We'll end here. Like I said, hit us on social
01:01:18
media and we're really loving the video.
01:01:20
Hope you guys are enjoying it and we'll see you next time
01:01:23
later. Yeah, Trey, you need to say
01:01:27
later to our listeners. Later, listeners.
01:01:29
Bye everyone later. Love you guys.
01:01:56
Give anything else tonight, Trey.
01:01:58
I think they did the bulletproof potion wrong.
01:02:00
I think we we can figure that one out.
01:02:02
I'm. Glad you brought that up.
01:02:03
I was going to suggest trying it in the front.
01:02:05
Let's do it.