In this episode of Stay in the Gray, Ryan and Trey deliver heartfelt tributes to Matthew Perry, Adam Johnson, and Bobi, the world’s oldest dog. But in true SITG fashion, they also cover the wildest headlines you didn’t know you needed—from a nut allergy disaster in an intimate moment to a 77-year-old man busted for distributing erectile dysfunction meds in a retirement community.
Also: a slow-speed golf cart police chase, McDonald's fry meltdown, and a thrift store begging the public to stop donating one item. You’ll laugh, you’ll reflect, and you might rethink what you donate.
💥 Topics Covered:
The weirdest nut allergy reaction imaginable
Matthew Perry & Adam Johnson tributes
A senior citizen running an underground ED ring
Donation center PSA: Please stop bringing this one thing
Should SITG become a self-help podcast?
Five more state-level embarrassments
Ryan’s Awareness Segment: The relationship edition
📌 Chapters (Condensed):
00:00 – Intro: Nut Allergy in the Worst Way
04:30 – McDonald’s Fry Fail
07:53 – 35-Minute Golf Cart Police Chase
11:47 – Matthew Perry Tribute
21:20 – Adam Johnson Tribute
25:50 – Tribute to Bobi, Oldest Dog
28:32 – Retirement Community ED Drug Bust
31:36 – Thrift Store’s Donation Plea
36:36 – Should SITG Go Self-Help?
46:07 – What Each State Is Worst At: Part 10
52:29 – Awareness Segment: Relationship/Home Edition
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Go ahead. Just did you just tell me to go
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ahead, Go ahead. You'd like to bring in the show.
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You told me to Go ahead. That's pretty funny.
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You'd like to talk. We know it.
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I don't know. Sometimes I try and let you
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bring in the show. But you're you're right.
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It doesn't feel right when if I don't do it.
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So hello, everybody. Oh, yeah.
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Hello, everybody. Not Trey.
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Hello, everybody. There we go.
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And then hello Trey. OK.
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And I'll Susan. How are you, my man?
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Good. Yeah.
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I've got a headline that jumped out at today.
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We should just tell you right now that every show.
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Scream it. Well, this one just OK it
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screamed our name. OK, headline.
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Do it. So it it probably bring up
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stories of any embarrassing things that have ever happened
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to you sexually. But I have no embarrassment.
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It's all been good. Grade AI don't even know, but
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it's been good. So it starts off and I could end
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it right here and it'd be funny, but it starts off with
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girlfriend farts. Yeah, just stopped.
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While boyfriend performs oral sex.
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Oh no, you've heard that about dudes that fart while they're
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getting blown that this girl. OK.
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Gets better, OK, I mean, that's funny enough, but I hope that
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this isn't like an intro headline.
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I mean, it's got to be more to it.
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Yeah, so the fart blasted fecal matter littered with bits of
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peanuts into his mouth, setting off a nut allergy.
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Oh Oh yes. My God, yes.
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If anybody is not watching, I have my hands above my head and
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I'm just. I'm in shock.
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So of course the first comment is says haters will say it's
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fake. I call it love.
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Oh, hold on. Did he have to go to the
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emergency room or did it just like did it just swell him up?
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We don't have story details, but just the headline.
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I'm just going to imagine. Imagine that shit though.
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Literally. Did I use it right?
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You did OK for my story, though. He's just swollen.
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He's like, what's wrong, babe? Honey, did you eat peanuts?
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It says she's being charged with attempted assassination.
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This will all be a bit nutty. OK?
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I actually like that one, even though it was so stupid.
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You can't eat at everybody's house, so you're saying when a
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female nuts, it's deadly? He died doing what he loved.
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OK, fair enough. If he died.
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We don't know if he died. There's nothing in reference to
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Florida in here, so I can't really, Well, let's just say
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he's in Florida, you know, hey, I tell people all the time,
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like, hey, check out the show and, you know, whatever.
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And if every show this is, it's not like they're going to go
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well, this is a little too much. I'm going to check out another
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show. It's every show.
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This is the kind of shit that you're welcome that we open.
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The we open. I literally laughed at that one
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when I saw that I was like, Oh my God, I've got to save this
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one, OK You don't even have to add the nut part.
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She just sprayed, OK, you know what?
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I've had enough of that and I think I think everybody's OK
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with that. If I if I took a poll, I did a
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social media poll right now and said is everybody was was 3
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minutes enough to talk about nutty fecal matter during oral
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sex. Can you imagine the guys
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thinking, oh shit, I have a nut allergy and this could really
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happen this way? Oh God.
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So yeah, is that embarrassing? Or are you like, yeah, I got a
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nut allergy 'cause I. It's a great story.
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Yeah. OK, well, look, we're done.
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Shit, we're out of there, OK? Speaking of stories, I have a
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lot of stories tonight. And and I say that because I'm
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excited for the. I'm excited for the show because
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I really think there's a lot of good.
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I just. I'm so adamant about laughing
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again, dude. I'm just.
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I want everyone to just have fun.
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And and you and I, we we pull up these stories and you know we
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get people that are like, oh and I and I'll bitch again.
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I did that. Don't laugh at people die if you
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don't feel like dying. You don't laugh about people
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that do this or you don't laugh at this.
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But but there are things that are just funny and you've got to
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be able to laugh or the world will eat you up.
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Don't you agree with that? Yeah, and and and then again,
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I'm with the comedians that are just, you know, Chappelle and
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all these guys that are like, what are we supposed to say?
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Come on. So anyway, so I've got a couple
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of these tonight that we'll go through off and on and and we'll
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do them quickly because again, that's all we need, right?
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We don't need to get dive deep into it because he gives a shit.
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And I'm going to give you an example of that right now.
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The first story I have for you is titled Choking Hazard, and
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I'm. And I'm not gonna give you all
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the details of the guy and where he's from.
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Oh, OK. I'll.
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I mean, I'll tell you, he's in Kentucky.
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So not Florida. Not Florida.
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OK, apparently this guy pulled through a drive through a
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McDonald's. We've all done that.
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At one one point or another. This gentleman drove through and
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as he's leaving, it's like in AI guess in a shopping, like, I'm
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sorry I hit the mic. It's in like a shopping center
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area with a lot of other stuff going on around it.
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It's not like stand alone. So he leaves.
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And you know how we all take that fry?
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You know, you you. I mean, right away you're just
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like, oh, man, go ahead and grab a fry fries.
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They smell amazing. Well, he chokes.
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He chokes. He can't breathe.
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The person who's in the passenger seat tries to, like,
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Heimlich him in the car. And they swerve into a They
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swerve into an enterprise, rent a car, a parking lot, and take
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out like 12 cars. Holy shit.
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Just straight away he's going like 50 miles an hour trying to
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get this French fry out of his. 50 miles.
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Yeah. 15 No No no no 5050 Yeah, that's what.
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I mean, yeah, let's go faster. Yeah.
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Well, it's like you're you're going freaking out.
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Yeah, you're freaking out. And this, I guess, I'm assuming
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it was his wife or girlfriend was like trying to like, punch
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him in the kitchen and like, and he's like choking on a French
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fry. And it just got me thinking
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like, is that funny or not? Based on the last couple of
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shows where I've talked about, should we laugh or not?
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Did he die? No.
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OK. And he is funny as shit.
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Yeah, even if he died. But the the Enterprise rent a
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Eventually the Fry got expelled from his his throat, however.
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That's terrible. The point of this, ladies and
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gentlemen, is that here at Stay in the great podcast, we want
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you to be safe when you get your your French fries and drive
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through. Look, fast food.
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There's nothing wrong with fast food.
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It's healthy until you choke on the French fry.
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OK, we support fast food until I get a good fry.
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But come on, let me give you another one.
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I was going to wait to do another story, but let's do
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another story. Absolutely.
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Because it's, it's. It's kind of right here and
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it's. And it's our show.
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So it's our show. And and I I'm adding this to, I
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don't think Trey even knows that this was going to happen.
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Imagine this. Well Trey and I are all about
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visual visualization on this show.
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So we laugh. We it's because we we're seeing
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something in our mind that's funny.
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When the when the lady died from the pack of weenie dogs, it
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wasn't that she died, it was the visualization of the weenie
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dogs. Stuffy legs?
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Yeah. Like, really?
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Yeah. Little hot, just kind of hopping
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around. I mean, First off, we've already
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been through it. Get to higher ground.
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Second off, can you not outrun these things?
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They have their legs are like 2 inches tall.
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Step up on the curb anyway. That's fun.
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Yeah, the curb. And if not the curb, it may be a
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a stoop. Yeah, something, something.
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Just raise your leg up. Just sit up.
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Get in your car. And so this one is funny because
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it's a guy, he's fleeing and he was wanted for assault with a
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deadly weapon, but he was in a golf cart, OK?
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And there was a 35 minute high slow speed chase.
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I kid you not this guy. And he had his dog with him.
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Holy shit. So imagine this a lie sitting
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next to him. Yeah, who's just sitting there?
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The line of cop cars, And they can't, 'cause he's not quite.
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It's like 19 miles an hour from what I'm reading, 19 miles an
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hour. So it's not quite.
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I didn't know a golf course could get up to 19.
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Oh yeah, let's try it next. Let's see tip this shit over.
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Let's prove it. So just imagine this, because I
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guess you're not the protocol for the cops, and I don't know
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what I'm talking about, but the protocol, what I think is
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they're not supposed to because that it's wide open.
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Like if they took him out, he didn't do enough to like,
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warrant being, like, killed. I'm just picturing a cop running
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past the golf cart real quick and throwing the the spikes out.
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No, no, they said they use spikes.
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Holy shit. But it didn't work on the golf
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course. Not I'm just visualizing this
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cop pull over pull running out of the car.
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So. So they chased him.
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Well, they rode behind him and formed a line, I should say, for
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35 minutes. Was it cop car, Cop car, car?
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So imagine that. It doesn't.
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I think it said there were like 8 to 10.
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They couldn't pull next to him on each side and one in front.
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Come on, why did it take 35 minutes?
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So what happened was it was simple.
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The guy, he went into a parking lot, realized there was no more
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Rd. dead in parking lot. No, he stopped and and got out
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and left the dog. By the way, my best.
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What an asshole. And he ran and of course they
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tackled him and they they said they treated him for unknown
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injuries and his unwitting canine was returned to the
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suspect's family. Because that's what did they
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say. What he did it was assault, a
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armed assault with a deadly weapon.
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He. Ended up in a golf cart.
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So it's not about the crime tray, it's not about what
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happened to him. Not that you got injured.
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I could just. It's the visualization those cop
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cars behind. Was he driving like this with
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the golf? Like, real serious with the golf
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cart 19 miles an hour. The dogs just sitting there nice
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and still, he's like, calm down, you're Okay so that I wanted
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this. There's my SO.
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And nobody died. Nobody died.
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So these are the types of stories you got to laugh at
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because you know this guy, I think he's serving time and
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whatever. But.
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But. Did you ever say this one's in
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Florida? No.
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This one actually didn't say, Oh, it was actually actually you
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know what? It was LA which.
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That makes sense. That's Florida.
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That's like Florida Part 2, yeah?
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Florida West, yeah, Florida Way West.
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So, yeah, so those are the two kind of we'll start with that.
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What do you think? I like it.
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All right, let's, let's go from from laughter to sorrow and then
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laughter again, because Trey and I want to give a little a little
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props. We want to, we want to talk
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about a man that I I think needs more credit than he's taking.
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And I and what I mean by that. And then I'll get to it.
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I always try. I always try to set things up,
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don't I? I can't just say we're going to
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talk about Matthew Perry. We have to, right.
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Everybody's doing this. Everybody's gonna talk about it.
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But but you know what so are we. And I think it deserves it's
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it's one of the first people that's passed away that I think
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Trey and I both for our generation, we know enough
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about. You know a lot of people pass
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away. You know they're old maybe the
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generation before. So we don't know enough to
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really give a a good tribute and and this isn't, this isn't a
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huge tribute because we don't we don't want to take up that much
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time with it. But it's it, it sucks, 54, this
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guy, anybody that. I mean, I can't.
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Is there anybody listening that doesn't know what Friends was or
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Chandler Bing was on Friends? I'm sorry, Go, you know, go look
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it up, go watch one episode and then and then we'll see you
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after 10 seasons, 'cause you're going to want to watch the rest.
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And and he was fantastic and he was an iconic character.
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There's been nobody kind of like him with his mannerisms.
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People say I kind of kind of used his mannerisms for a while
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and that's because I watched it so much.
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Let me tell you the other night, you know what last night you
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get, you get, you know, you're like, oh, I'm going to wind down
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before bed. And I want, I need something to
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cheer me up. I want to, I want to laugh.
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And friends is on you. You keep it on.
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And he's one of the main parts of that show that just, you
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know, he was. He just doesn't.
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I don't think he realized it. So what I mean by that is, so he
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was found and this is where the story gets crazy because I don't
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know, We've said it a million times.
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I'm gonna keep an eye on this, but I really am.
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It's Matthew Perry. He they found somebody found him
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in his Jacuzzi above the water, and they were saying that he
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drowned, but he was found sitting above.
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That part doesn't make any sense unless somebody found him and
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they pulled him up and then called or something like that,
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which is probably what happened. He said he was found by a
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neighbor. So if I was the neighbor, I'd
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get him out from under the water and see if he was, if it was
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recent, and then I'd call and I'd be afraid to like.
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Message him again and so so he he passed away and he had a
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everybody probably knows he had a big problem with addiction.
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He had a problem with alcohol. He had a problem with all these
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things. And so he wrote a lot of little
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pieces whether they were letters or things to himself or that
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people are are finding or seeing.
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And I and I read one where he said all he wanted and this kind
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of sucks because it's just not he's right, it's not going to
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happen, he said. I know it's not going to happen,
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but I want to be. I'd.
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I'd rather be remembered for other things besides friends.
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That's hard in in in the in the. What he was saying was he did so
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much for charities and for foundations and he's in startups
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for people that had substance abuse problems and things like
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that. And he did a lot for the
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community, which he did right, And he wanted to be a member for
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that. But the bottom line, and whether
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it's sad or not, it's true, people aren't remembered for
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that unless you were affected by it specifically.
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Yeah. And so my comment to you I think
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we talked a little bit about this was well, he needs to
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realize that his performance and his brilliance on the show
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friends allowed him to do these things right.
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That allowed him to have an impact in in the way that he
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wanted to. And he he has no idea how many
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people probably are like minded to us or to me.
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What I was just talking about. You know I can't tell you how
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stressed out I get sometimes with the kids and I mean
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everybody does money or kids or this or that or whatever and you
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just feel bad and you all you need is something to pick you
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up. And I can't tell you how many
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times that that that guy's picked me up, just listened to
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him, just some of this shit over the over the years and it never
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got old. He, his character never got old,
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right? Most of those characters never
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got old, which is why it was so successful.
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So anyway, I wanted to let everybody know that that's kind
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of what's going on. That Matthew Perry, that that's
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what happened. And that that I think he's being
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hard on himself to say that that his performance in Friends was
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just met and he wanted to be remembered otherwise because I
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think he doesn't realize just how much of an impact his
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performance had. So do you have anything to add
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to the Matthew Perry? No, just like you said.
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I mean, no, I well, and kind of what you said it just to kind of
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piggyback is you feel bad for all the demons he must have had
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and what he went through and stuff like that.
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And it's it's weird 'cause you think about these.
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You know, these actors and stuff like that, it's like they don't
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have problems, right? They've got money.
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They're OK, you know, and my girlfriend actually has had me
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watch a couple documentaries and stuff here recently about David
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Beckham and about Johnny Menzel. It's like, it's like you don't
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realize all the shit they go through behind the scenes.
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And it's, they're real people too, you know?
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So this addiction and the the drugs and the pills, it's like
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what, you know, what? What led him to that, you know,
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Was it, did he ever say it was a depression?
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Was it just? Handling the the, the fame, you
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know, what led him to that? But whatever it was, it's just,
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it's terrible to think, you know, did it do you know, did
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this lead to all the damage that was done by the pills and the
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drugs and and the alcohol and all this stuff that got him to
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this point? So.
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I don't know if I rambled on too much, but yeah, I sit there and
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you, I'm, I'm, I'm trying to. I'm like, thank God Trey's
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talking. I've been talking for 20
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minutes. But the same thing is, you know,
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I'll, I'll lay down at night and it's like, I need something to
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you. Just kind of put a smile on my
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face before I go to bed. And sure enough, there's
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friends. You know, I don't know whether
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it's at this point. Maybe with his passing it's
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neat, but normally it's dorky. I can quote when you can.
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I could sit here and quote I mean I I look if you told me a
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scene I could probably tell you which season it was and probably
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even further like which close to what episode it was.
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Pivot. Pivot was season six or seven
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six or 716 right. Yeah.
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Everybody loved the pivot scene with the sofa and Ross's sofa
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and and Chandler just freaks out on him and and I won't I won't
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do it but you know and then that's it's just it's just some
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it was a very special show. Right.
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For all and to have him you know and they did a reunion and they
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all kind of talked and he was very awkward and out of all of
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them he was just kind of really yeah you just you could tell and
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I think to answer your what you were saying about the substance
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abuse. It it's it's you know some
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people. Yeah.
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They don't you know you say oh I can't handle the fame.
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You have money people go well, poor you.
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You have all this money. You have nothing to worry about.
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I think it's just that you're it's easier access because you
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have so much money and you're you've got some time in between
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seasons or you get whatever and all of a sudden you feel good on
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some of this stuff. Yeah, you start drinking and and
00:18:58
alcoholism's a real deal with everybody and it doesn't matter
00:19:00
how much money you have, people that you know don't have any
00:19:04
money find a way to drink. It's just it's there.
00:19:06
And then you mix that with, I think his was Vicodin, there was
00:19:10
something when you mixed it and it was just beating his body up.
00:19:13
I just heard reference to. I guess my boss was telling me
00:19:16
today that he his colon exploded at some point because of the
00:19:22
damage it was done. So yeah.
00:19:24
Was it coloscopy? Colonoscopy.
00:19:27
There we go, Colonoscopy. There we go.
00:19:29
He had one of those bags that he had to.
00:19:32
Yeah, Yeah. And then another word, A
00:19:35
colostomy bag. There we go.
00:19:36
Colostomy bag. Not a colonoscopy.
00:19:37
That's the operation. OK, He had to wear a colostomy
00:19:40
bag, Yeah. And there was another eerie
00:19:42
thing that one of his last posts on social media was him in the
00:19:45
Jacuzzi. You know, So I was just like,
00:19:48
it's crazy. Well, that's what the thing was
00:19:50
was he was there and he was, he was functioning well here, you
00:19:53
know, him in the Jacuzzi. And then somebody said the day
00:19:55
before they were with him and they left a restaurant together
00:19:57
or somebody said they saw him leave and and then he's just
00:20:00
sitting there posting in the jacuzzi and something happens.
00:20:02
And it and it could have been cardiac, which is what everybody
00:20:04
assumes, especially when there's, you know, drugs and
00:20:07
addiction involved. You know, it could have been, I
00:20:11
don't know, maybe he did slide under and he passed out from
00:20:15
something that was still, you know, my my impression was that
00:20:18
he kind of had it all a little bit more under control.
00:20:21
And that you know, but you never know, you can slide back into it
00:20:24
very easily and so. It sucks.
00:20:27
You know, you do everything. You try to eat, right.
00:20:30
You try to do well for, you know, other people, your kids,
00:20:34
whatever the kids maybe is. But when it's your time, it's
00:20:36
your time. Yeah.
00:20:37
That's you know. Yeah, that's that's the whole
00:20:39
other side of it is is the idea that you know, hey, OK well this
00:20:43
is when he was supposed to go, so good for him.
00:20:46
Chandler Chandler. Shenandler Bong.
00:20:48
Shenandler Bong. Yeah, well I always remember him
00:20:50
and I wanted to get give proper respects to him.
00:20:53
And do you want to add anything to that?
00:20:56
No. I don't know what else to add
00:20:57
besides the fact that man, dude, you make you make me laugh
00:21:01
still, you always will. So.
00:21:02
Too soon, too soon as usual, and I was trying to think of a good
00:21:08
quote right there to end it, but there's too many of them.
00:21:12
What's the cliche? Rest in peace Matthew.
00:21:15
And you are awesome. So we'll move on if you want to.
00:21:20
I have another. I'm gonna go ahead and do
00:21:22
another tribute if you're OK with that.
00:21:25
Sure. So it hits on to me because this
00:21:30
guy actually had a quick stint with the Pittsburgh Penguins,
00:21:33
OK, Which is my favorite hockey team.
00:21:36
And so this guy is playing in the UK right now, which, if we
00:21:41
have to stop, you know, hockey in the UK isn't.
00:21:44
I mean, I could probably make the team.
00:21:46
Oh, OK. I mean, I'm I I'm obviously I'm
00:21:48
not I. Figure hockey would still be a
00:21:49
little bit more popular over there though.
00:21:51
I'm not totally serious. I mean they, yeah, there's some
00:21:53
solid players that go over there that don't make NHL and they
00:21:56
they go over there. It's England.
00:21:57
It's you know, it's the UK and so it's Scotland too.
00:21:59
Like the like when I lived in Glasgow I went to some of their
00:22:01
games and sometimes their their hockey pants are like tartans.
00:22:06
It's pretty cool. Oh, that's cool.
00:22:07
So, but this guy, Adam Johnson, So he died at 29.
00:22:13
He died from a skate blade to the neck.
00:22:15
I heard about this. OK.
00:22:16
So you did hear about this? I heard about that.
00:22:18
I didn't know that's what was his name.
00:22:19
Yeah, Adam Johnson. And it was one of those freak
00:22:23
plays where you come together and and if you hit each other
00:22:26
head on in hockey, for those that don't know, it's it's a
00:22:29
legal hit. I mean, you hit unless you hit
00:22:31
high with your stick or your elbows, right?
00:22:34
Or you're going for the head or something.
00:22:36
You know you throw hip you throw whatever shoulder you can't go
00:22:39
knee to knee you can't take out. You know you can't trip.
00:22:43
You obviously can't trip somebody with your stick on
00:22:45
their skates. But if you're going and you know
00:22:48
there's a there's a collision and it's not it's it's
00:22:51
unintentional. It's fine it's hockey.
00:22:55
So what happened was is they they hit each other head on and
00:22:59
the the guy, I mean I can't imagine being this guy that that
00:23:03
his skate. Hit.
00:23:03
No, I can't. It yeah.
00:23:05
So is. So when you hit and you you, you
00:23:07
fly across each other. Your your legs will fly up in
00:23:10
the air. Right.
00:23:11
And it just, it hit him. Wow.
00:23:13
It just right across the neck. And people are like, you know,
00:23:16
teammates are like, we've never seen so much blood at once.
00:23:19
Suppose this is what makes it me sick is he he got up right after
00:23:24
it happened with blood everywhere.
00:23:26
And he skated for about 3 seconds before he fell and then
00:23:29
died. Like, apparently he was dead
00:23:31
when they got out there. He was like, wow.
00:23:34
And it it's just crazy. So, you know 29.
00:23:37
Yeah, 29. So, but you know, hockey, I
00:23:42
think there's been two or three incidents like this where people
00:23:45
passed in the history of hockey. I must say I've never heard of
00:23:48
this before. One guy.
00:23:50
I think it was actually maybe only one fatality.
00:23:52
One was oh I I feel bad I forget his name.
00:23:56
But it wasn't too long ago and he had long longest blunt.
00:23:59
In case he's listening to the show.
00:24:01
I want to make sure he knows I know who he is.
00:24:02
I just can't remember his name. And he had it to where his the
00:24:05
they were talking about certain artery in the neck by a thread.
00:24:09
It was just it. It almost it almost.
00:24:11
I mean it it had it by no it it got it.
00:24:14
But it wasn't. It didn't completely separate.
00:24:16
It would have killed him according to the doctors.
00:24:19
And so anyway it happens. But you know this.
00:24:22
I mean with the skate blades. I mean, these things are sharp.
00:24:24
That's crazy. But it's rare that you get it to
00:24:26
where it it'll get it perfectly like that and people will get
00:24:29
Nicks and they'll be like, but but this guy, poor, poor kid.
00:24:32
I mean, Adam Johnson, rest in peace to you too, buddy.
00:24:35
And and he all, he just gave his life to hockey.
00:24:38
And again, I know it sounds whatever, but I did what he
00:24:42
loved to do. Yeah I can't imagine the like
00:24:44
you said the guy that actually was wearing the skate that yeah
00:24:48
I I can't either and you know it reminds me of a of a a incident
00:24:53
in hockey were a while ago. I don't know if you heard about
00:24:56
this but it was in Columbus and it was before they put those
00:24:59
Nets behind all the way up to the to the roof of the arenas.
00:25:04
And a guy took a slap shot and it deflected and it it killed a
00:25:07
girl. Holy shit hit her straight in
00:25:09
the head and just killed a a little young girl.
00:25:11
I think she was like 8. And this guy I mean imagine that
00:25:15
and he he talked about mentally how for I mean even though he's
00:25:18
deflected even it wasn't even like full on and even if it even
00:25:22
if it was it's it's hockey game you're at a hockey game you at
00:25:24
your own risk but man I mean it's it reminds me of that I
00:25:27
mean where something unintentional like that could
00:25:30
could could do whatever. So I feel for the guy who skated
00:25:34
it was as well and and no one talks about him of course 'cause
00:25:38
the other guy died but but I hope he's understanding that
00:25:41
it's all part of the game unless he was doing anything
00:25:44
intentional. He needs to hopefully get
00:25:45
through that and understand that you know there was an accident.
00:25:49
So the last tribute I want to do tonight.
00:25:53
I mean there's just dying left and right.
00:25:56
The world's oldest dog? I heard about this too.
00:26:01
Maybe we should collaborate through the show before we do
00:26:04
the show. He was 31 years old.
00:26:07
He was in Portugal, and he was the world world's oldest dog
00:26:10
ever. And he passed the the other one
00:26:12
was 29. And so he passed it by far.
00:26:14
He he didn't just pass it by a day and then go, OK, I got the
00:26:17
record. I'm gonna die.
00:26:18
He's like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna keep going, right.
00:26:20
Nobody's gonna catch this one. So that's 217 in human years.
00:26:25
Holy crap. And you did a you did a story
00:26:28
about how the they scientists believe that the first person to
00:26:32
live to 200 has already been. Born.
00:26:34
Already been born. Yeah, maybe this guy.
00:26:35
I think his name was Robbie or something like that.
00:26:41
I can't. Bobby.
00:26:42
Bobby or Bobi. One of the two.
00:26:43
BOBI. He died and and and he was in
00:26:47
Portugal. And what kind of dog is it?
00:26:49
And they said it, you know. Well, not, not not to where I've
00:26:54
seen at this point while I'm stalling.
00:26:58
No worries. 31 years old? That's pretty freaking amazing.
00:27:01
They said Australian Cattle Dog, whatever, whatever the hell that
00:27:05
is exactly in Australia. Yeah, but they said that he, the
00:27:10
owner was like, you know what? There was no secret because
00:27:12
everyone like how the hell did he eats what we eat?
00:27:16
Interesting. OK, so like, OK, I mean, maybe
00:27:19
the dog just lived because it was happy as shit.
00:27:21
He's like, I get some, I get a a filet tonight.
00:27:23
Some good 31 years old, one sushi action coming in there.
00:27:27
Yeah. So 31.
00:27:28
That's insane. I mean, I I.
00:27:29
Know my my mom, our our first dog, I remember lived to be
00:27:33
either 19 or 20 so I thought that was amazing.
00:27:37
So that's the. I mean that is amazing.
00:27:41
I mean, my dog unfortunately only lived till like 11, 'cause
00:27:45
he had arthritis that my first dog.
00:27:47
My second, I mean second was maybe 12 or 13.
00:27:49
I mean, I always thought that 1314 was like, that was it.
00:27:53
And that's because I was always a big dog, Golden retriever's
00:27:56
laps, that's kind of what their thing is.
00:27:58
I think smaller dogs can live a little longer.
00:28:00
But anyway, so that is a just a slew of of different types of.
00:28:08
That was a nice tribute of tributes that we needed to do
00:28:10
tonight. We had Matthew Perry, we had
00:28:12
Adam Johnson the hockey player, and we had Bobby or Robby where
00:28:16
the fuck his name was Bobby Bob something, The oldest dog ever
00:28:21
at 31 years old. Which is crazy.
00:28:23
So let's let's get away from the the sadness, right?
00:28:31
Please, I'm getting away from the sadness because we're gonna
00:28:34
go back to a few funny stories. This show, you know, kind of our
00:28:37
serious topic. That was it.
00:28:38
So if you're looking for something really intense, that
00:28:41
was it. Matthew Perry, the hockey player
00:28:43
and his dog died. And then we're gonna move on.
00:28:48
OK, so there was a man in Florida.
00:28:54
There we go. I found it.
00:28:55
And I as soon as I saw Florida, I was like, well, no matter
00:28:56
what, I'm gonna tell the story. Yeah, absolutely.
00:28:58
There was a 77 year old man in Florida who was arrested and he
00:29:04
lived in a huge retirement community.
00:29:06
I'm talking like they're talk. They're saying like 20
00:29:08
people in this whole big community.
00:29:10
Nice. And he was arrested because he
00:29:13
got illegal erectile dysfunction drugs shipped in illegal.
00:29:21
And he was looking to distribute them among the neighborhood.
00:29:25
That's. What I'm talking about That's my
00:29:26
buddy right there. He's ready to party 8080, 1000
00:29:31
full time residents and apparently this is a the
00:29:35
villages. It says it's no stranger to
00:29:37
stories about the sex life of its residents.
00:29:40
There we go, Rumors about swingers, public sex.
00:29:43
High rates of STD's have swirled around the retirement community.
00:29:48
What's the name of this place? How do we get It's Tampa, it's
00:29:50
in Tampa Bay. How do we get in?
00:29:52
We got put. You got to get our name on the
00:29:53
list now. That's what I'm talking about.
00:29:55
This must be a waiting list. Very long.
00:29:57
There are. Anyway, this area apparently is
00:30:03
like three times more than the Florida overall when it comes to
00:30:06
sexually. So this guy is like, I'm gonna
00:30:11
bring in these, I'm gonna distribute them.
00:30:13
He's like an erectile dysfunction dealer.
00:30:16
That's what I'm talking about. And now he's in jail.
00:30:19
I think he was pimping the the golf cart with the gold chain
00:30:22
and he's like, what's up? Hey.
00:30:25
Scratching his balls the whole time.
00:30:26
Why don't you come on over here for a second and.
00:30:28
I got a blue pill for you. How many you need, Harold?
00:30:31
Yeah, but apparently he's in prison for one year.
00:30:38
One year, one year, which is, you know, it's 77.
00:30:42
I mean, come on, a long year. And that's just for selling a
00:30:45
little bit of some Ed pills, I think.
00:30:48
I think you may, you may not need those in prison.
00:30:51
Oh my God. Can you imagine being on the
00:30:52
jury for that? Really.
00:30:56
The judge is like a year you're out.
00:30:58
I just saw this and I was sitting there going, all right,
00:31:01
I don't think I'm mad at him. I think I'm like, all right,
00:31:03
dude, I I mean, look, you guys need to be careful out there
00:31:07
because. But why?
00:31:08
Why? You should be.
00:31:09
You're asking out, you're 85 and you're banging and you have STD.
00:31:13
It's like, Oh well, Oh yeah, Oh well.
00:31:16
Lived a life. I'm in a retirement community.
00:31:18
We're in our little bubble and where everybody's just banging.
00:31:20
Do you think if they confiscated or do you think they just passed
00:31:23
it out for the rest of the men that were there, just take them?
00:31:26
Well, we, we kind of technically have to take you in, but you
00:31:29
know what? We want you guys to have some.
00:31:30
Yeah. I'm not sure exactly what it is,
00:31:32
but. So that was funny, right?
00:31:35
Yeah. OK.
00:31:37
This is my favorite one because this is, I'm going to have to
00:31:40
ask you to stop doing this, that I'm just going to give you the
00:31:47
headline. There's a thrift store that's
00:31:50
charity that that's run by charity.
00:31:52
So it's not like either they either buy a lot of product.
00:31:57
It's charity people give to the store and it's a thrift store
00:31:59
and then they turn around, they sell small and that's how they
00:32:02
stay in business. They're asking.
00:32:04
They're begging people. Not just asking.
00:32:06
They're begging people to stop donating used and unused sex
00:32:11
toys. Yes, so, so, Trey.
00:32:19
Stop doing it. Stop.
00:32:21
Especially the used ones, OK? Because can Can you imagine?
00:32:26
You just get a donation. It's a crate of like used.
00:32:30
Who would sit there and be like, you know what, honey, We're done
00:32:33
with this one. Let's go ahead and donate it.
00:32:35
Other people may get something out of it.
00:32:37
I tell you the last sex sex story I had.
00:32:39
I actually broke it within the first weekend.
00:32:44
That thing was hard to clean, but man it it it did what it
00:32:48
needed to do, but it was just like, so would you.
00:32:52
But would you ever think like you know what other people can
00:32:54
can take advantage of this? So I would hope.
00:32:57
Here we go. What I would hope is that it was
00:32:59
accidentally left in the box or put in the box and they didn't
00:33:02
realize they're they're begging people to stop it.
00:33:04
This is, it's like continuous. It's happening constantly.
00:33:07
So it's not. So it's either one big joke.
00:33:11
What'd you say it was? What city?
00:33:13
All right, I'm just trying to. It's actually overseas.
00:33:16
It's in Swansea, Wales. Wales Okay?
00:33:21
Yeah, those in swales, yeah, those whales, whales, whalies,
00:33:25
something. But it's just funny because it's
00:33:28
like they're actually putting out some sort of AD or
00:33:33
something. Please stop this.
00:33:35
That's pretty funny. And so I thought immediately I
00:33:38
was like, Trey for good. Fuck sakes, that'd.
00:33:40
Be great. If it's a behind the scenes joke
00:33:41
that people are doing, it's everybody.
00:33:43
And now when you can't, that's why you can't say this.
00:33:46
If you put out something that says please stop doing it,
00:33:48
you're basically saying do it because now everyone's going to
00:33:51
go. Everybody's going to go buy one
00:33:52
and do it, Yeah, because it said used and unused.
00:33:55
I would definitely go do it, yeah.
00:33:57
But why would somebody send an unused?
00:33:58
Were they like, oh, I'm going to get it from my girl.
00:34:00
And then she broke up with him and he's like, well now, I don't
00:34:02
need it anymore. Yeah, That's a good question.
00:34:05
Here's a quote. Well, here's a couple quotes
00:34:11
actually, if you'd like, because this is really funny, isn't it?
00:34:14
Could those of you who kindly donate please be mindful that we
00:34:17
are a children's charity and as such we have a range of ages on
00:34:22
our wonderful volunteer team, which means I interpret that as
00:34:27
people of all ages are receiving this these shipments.
00:34:31
Secondly, we therefore ask that you refrain from donating your
00:34:34
used and unused marital aids. Marital aids?
00:34:39
Wow. We would like to remind you that
00:34:40
the branch has a CCTV so that these items can be traced back
00:34:44
to their owners. Thank you a a representative for
00:34:48
the charity Tourist of the statement came back for some
00:34:50
recent and appropriate donations.
00:34:52
We're always hugely appreciated. Appreciative of donations from
00:34:56
the community, but it's fair to say that these items aren't
00:34:59
quite the sort of toys we're looking for for the kids.
00:35:02
Wow, so. Wow.
00:35:06
That, to me, was my favorite one.
00:35:08
So these are not the toys. These aren't the toys we're
00:35:11
looking for for our children. Yeah, I don't have an ending.
00:35:16
I just. I just can't imagine I I could
00:35:20
get it if it was like a cup, like one or two or like, all
00:35:23
right, we don't need this, you know, whatever anymore.
00:35:25
The the but. Why take it to the thrift store,
00:35:27
though? That's what I mean.
00:35:28
Well, they're sending it in boxes.
00:35:30
They're donating it and. That's the last place I can
00:35:32
think of. I want to take a sex, Sex story,
00:35:34
especially a used one. Like, First off, how do they
00:35:37
know that they're used? Is it just 'cause it's out of
00:35:41
the packaging? I hope so.
00:35:44
I hope so. I bet it's not only because it's
00:35:47
out of the valve. I bet they know other ways and
00:35:49
we won't talk about it. Trey and I even have a line.
00:35:51
Do we just find our line? Do we just find our line?
00:35:55
We're not going to cross it on how they know they're used to
00:35:58
those. Yeah, that's our, yeah, we'll
00:36:01
just assume they, we'll assume that they figured out a way,
00:36:05
we'll assume that it was because it was not in its original
00:36:07
packaging. There we go, that's it.
00:36:09
They didn't find any shortened curlies on it or something like
00:36:12
that. God, Can you imagine that
00:36:16
opening up and just like this huge, like wobbly toy with short
00:36:20
and curly? You just keep sliding out of
00:36:22
your hand as you try to grab it. It's hopping around the floor.
00:36:27
Everybody's trying to get it. OK, OK, All right.
00:36:29
Moving on. Yeah, that was a funny story.
00:36:31
So Trey, stop it. Just stop it.
00:36:35
So, all right, I'm going to do something here before we kind of
00:36:39
get get towards the end of the show.
00:36:42
And we'll do it. We'll do it fairly fast.
00:36:44
But you know, I was talking to my wife again, Trey.
00:36:46
I tend to do that. We're married.
00:36:49
And I, you know, she came up to me and it was very, very nice.
00:36:53
She said, you know, because she, I, I think she overheard some of
00:36:56
our show that I was listening to.
00:36:58
I was listening to an older show, just I I'm always wanting
00:37:00
to improve. Trey.
00:37:01
I'm trying to get better. And she came up to me in in the,
00:37:05
in in our, in our bathroom, not literally the the toilet at the
00:37:09
sink where I was getting ready for our date night.
00:37:13
She came up and said, you know, I'm really proud of this thing
00:37:14
because I I wanted to listen to more.
00:37:16
And when I heard this 5 minutes and I said, so we're 49 episodes
00:37:22
in and you just now listen to five said you would and you
00:37:24
would you'd listen to more. Well, that's so sweet of you.
00:37:26
Yeah. But you know, the thing was it
00:37:28
was sweet for her. Yeah.
00:37:31
I think there are many reasons she doesn't listen.
00:37:33
I think the first one is it's us.
00:37:35
She knows us. I can't imagine the second
00:37:38
reason is she's scared of what she's going to hear.
00:37:40
The third reason is it's us. The fourth reason is I think
00:37:46
you're still scared. And I think the, the, the, the
00:37:48
main reason is that she's just not, this isn't her deal.
00:37:51
You know when she has time to listen to something, she's
00:37:54
admitted, I listen to to other things.
00:37:58
And so I said, well what what kind of other things are you
00:38:00
talking? What are you listening to right
00:38:02
now? I mean, we've, she and I both
00:38:03
listened to Rogan before and some some similar things, and
00:38:06
I'm like, will you listen to Joe?
00:38:07
I mean, just, 'cause he's got 180 quadrillion followers
00:38:10
doesn't mean you can't start listening to us, right?
00:38:13
He started. Somewhere too, right?
00:38:14
Right. But she said that she listens
00:38:17
these days to self help podcasts.
00:38:22
So I started thinking. Do do we have the talent and the
00:38:27
ability to do self help podcasts?
00:38:30
I don't think so. You don't even want to.
00:38:33
You don't even want to explore this.
00:38:35
You want to explore this. No, no.
00:38:37
Just this discussion you don't want to explore.
00:38:42
Let me give you you can give me an example.
00:38:45
These are the. 12 Anyway, I'll just run.
00:38:47
I'll go fast. The 12 Most Important personal
00:38:50
Development Self help topics and let me see how you feel you are
00:38:54
with each one. Let's roll.
00:38:55
And if we're, if we're good, if we feel good about it, we're
00:38:58
gonna, we're gonna change platforms on the spot, not.
00:39:02
Funny. We don't need to be funny.
00:39:03
We need to be this. We're just going to motivate #1
00:39:06
is confidence. How confident are you?
00:39:08
This is a man. What?
00:39:10
Just. Just confidence, Trey.
00:39:12
I don't know. I don't think I'm very
00:39:13
confident. Career and interview skills.
00:39:16
Oh, I think I'm pretty good at. Interviewing.
00:39:19
Oh, you are. OK, well now.
00:39:22
Depends on the questions. If they ask me those questions,
00:39:24
OK, so confidence has been answered by #2.
00:39:27
Yeah, name a time when this. Happened.
00:39:29
I'm bad at that, 'cause then I got to think about it, #3 is
00:39:32
being motivated. Yeah, pretty bad at that.
00:39:35
Communication, which is listening, public speaking and
00:39:38
presenting. Huh #5 is strengths and
00:39:44
weaknesses. Being able to admit them.
00:39:47
I'm good at that. OK my my therapist says I am.
00:39:49
Anyway, it's good self understanding about what about
00:39:54
self about self about? Yourself.
00:39:57
Do you understand yourself or do you need time?
00:40:00
Oh, no. OK.
00:40:01
And medication. Usually helps me understand
00:40:03
leadership. Actually, I think I'm pretty
00:40:06
decent at that. OK.
00:40:08
Optimism, positivity and happiness?
00:40:11
Not too. Bad at Not too good at that.
00:40:13
Organization. Efficiency.
00:40:15
Horrible families. Parenting.
00:40:16
Relationships. Even I'm laughing at that.
00:40:22
OK, but we didn't even we didn't even answer purpose, passion and
00:40:28
vision for the future. No assertiveness and attitude
00:40:34
sometimes. I have an attitude.
00:40:36
OK. That was 12.
00:40:37
And I think there were like one, there's like one, you were like,
00:40:40
OK, 1, 1/2 you were like, oh, maybe we can do something like
00:40:43
that. So I'm thinking that we're
00:40:44
probably not. The best show to do self help.
00:40:47
We have so many problems you between the two of us that for
00:40:51
motivation people will be like why would we listen to you guys
00:40:53
right. I mean, I I think we're, I I
00:40:57
don't know I I feel like we can motivate.
00:40:58
But anyway, I can't tell you to be super confident as I'm crying
00:41:01
in the microphone. That would not work.
00:41:03
Out too? Well, yeah, if we're doing.
00:41:05
A show? And you're like crying on my
00:41:06
shoulder. How are we supposed to shake
00:41:09
that off or give you relationship advice as I'm
00:41:12
leaving my divorce lawyer's office that?
00:41:16
That may have been the funniest one was when I said family and
00:41:18
parent and relationship and you didn't even.
00:41:21
OK, let me give you these real quick.
00:41:22
So there's some quotes from some of these self help shows and
00:41:28
self help books. There's a couple that caught my
00:41:31
eye and I want to see if you think that you know what these
00:41:34
mean and if you can use them. To motivate somebody.
00:41:38
So if you think like, can we take this quote right here?
00:41:41
OK and and turn our show into a self help show.
00:41:47
Look inside yourself instead of outside yourself.
00:41:51
What does that mean to you? I.
00:41:52
Don't know. I think I've mentioned that in a
00:41:54
date before though. Look.
00:41:57
Inside yourself. Or maybe that's what he told me.
00:42:01
Sorry, that's. Absolutely disgusting.
00:42:05
Not. Not that it's not that a gay
00:42:07
relationship. It's just Trey.
00:42:11
I mean anyway. Look inside yourself.
00:42:13
Look inside yourself, but instead.
00:42:15
Of giving my toy back. Yeah, OK, we've got to donate.
00:42:17
That the next one is. Authenticity.
00:42:22
Is a superpower. Does that make any sense?
00:42:25
Authenticity is being, authentic, being.
00:42:29
Genuine. Authentic.
00:42:31
That's a superpower because I'm genuinely an asshole.
00:42:34
So that's OK. Fair enough.
00:42:36
But I think what they're saying is that there are a lot of
00:42:37
people that that aren't genuine, aren't genuine.
00:42:40
And so to be truly authentic is like, you must be a super, yeah,
00:42:44
I I so you don't have to be fake around people.
00:42:45
Yeah, so this is the kind of shit.
00:42:47
That they that we would have to say that's I guess, like I'm
00:42:50
pretty authentic on this show. Yeah, but can you see us saying?
00:42:52
This shit though, no. We're very transparent on this
00:42:55
show. I mean, we'll tell you straight
00:42:56
up, right? But I can't say this type of
00:42:58
stuff. What about relationships?
00:43:00
Are assignments relationships? Are assignments I mean you, my
00:43:05
therapist told. Me that once, well, look, if
00:43:08
any, if it's if it looks like a chore or an assignment, that's
00:43:12
your relationships, right? Yeah, that makes sense.
00:43:15
So it's an assignment rather. Than just a relationship?
00:43:18
Yeah, I guess. Like homework.
00:43:20
Like going home. You got a project due and you
00:43:22
got to figure it out, Yeah. OK, the last one is the This is
00:43:26
the one that I hate because I get so mad at the universe.
00:43:30
The universe always will have your back.
00:43:33
And I don't agree with that. No, that's bullshit.
00:43:35
I mean, right? There have been days, this has
00:43:37
been days where I could hear the universe laughing at me.
00:43:40
I mean just, yeah, just. Just laughing and being like,
00:43:43
oh, what else can I do? I'm gonna, I'm gonna make this
00:43:45
fall in front of him and he's gonna trip, right?
00:43:47
Yeah, that kind of day. Yeah.
00:43:49
So anyway, I believe that I just wanted to ask because my wife
00:43:53
just said that, you know, she's talking.
00:43:55
About spirit guides. And shit and all that, kind of,
00:43:57
yeah. I don't think that's our path.
00:44:01
It could be funny though. Do you?
00:44:05
Do you? Think what we do now is probably
00:44:07
where we should stay? Probably, if anybody.
00:44:11
Else thinks differently and thinks we have a true shot at
00:44:14
being a good self help podcast. Can you imagine Staying?
00:44:18
The great podcast has now become self help.
00:44:21
So our our information is no longer like we want controversy
00:44:26
and laughter we want. We're going to give you
00:44:29
motivation, inspiration. The sun comes up tomorrow.
00:44:33
Yeah, Beaten, beaten, and broken.
00:44:35
We get that but we want it in a different way.
00:44:38
We want your expectations to be different right.
00:44:41
Anyway, so that that my wife inspired that bit a little bit.
00:44:44
I just wanted to talk about that and but, but she cried during
00:44:47
the show and be confident about what you're saying.
00:44:50
I think my goal is. To make you cry somehow on the
00:44:53
show just so that we could We can all be there for you, all
00:44:58
right? We're we're going to move on.
00:45:04
I still think that I want people to tell me and the question on
00:45:07
Spotify and and in case you haven't noticed, when we go put
00:45:10
our show on Spotify, there is a poll question every week or
00:45:14
every show that we put out about some content on the show.
00:45:18
Listen to the show and answer the damn question.
00:45:21
It's not that hard. Pretty simple.
00:45:22
So this week's is going to be. Do you think Trey and Ryan
00:45:25
should do a self help podcast instead of?
00:45:28
What we do I like it. I'm I'm as long as I don't put
00:45:31
one of the answers as train ride should do.
00:45:33
No podcast. Yeah, I'm still getting harassed
00:45:35
about it switching to an iPhone too.
00:45:37
So have you. Did you?
00:45:39
Make that decision. No, that vote came.
00:45:43
In heavy for iPhone? Yeah, I know.
00:45:45
OK. But OK, I'm getting harassed by
00:45:47
that. OK.
00:45:48
Well, hey. I don't really care.
00:45:51
The damage is done. My texts to you are green, and
00:45:54
I'm ready for that now. If they're blue, I might be
00:45:56
freaked out. Turn me off a little bit.
00:45:57
All of a sudden, one day, I'm like, wait a second.
00:45:59
I might say that as a surprise. There you go.
00:46:03
Boring as a surprise, but OK, all right, do our five states
00:46:08
OK? Some people are like, oh yay.
00:46:10
This will be cool. And some people are like, oh
00:46:12
God, each state where did each thing that.
00:46:17
Each the there you go. Good job.
00:46:22
I couldn't have set it up. Better.
00:46:24
The thing that each day is worst at.
00:46:25
Did I say it right? Yeah.
00:46:27
So we're in the case. We're in the case.
00:46:28
What was? The last state Were we in the
00:46:31
case at all yet? No.
00:46:33
So we're going to go Kansas. There you go.
00:46:36
OK, so Kansas, Kansas. Well, let's not guess
00:46:38
everything. Let's just tell them.
00:46:39
Because I realized when I was listening back I was like, no
00:46:41
one gives a shit about our guesses.
00:46:43
Let's just tell people the information.
00:46:45
So in Kansas, it's in the middle of nowhere.
00:46:48
What are they worst at? Ugliest scenery?
00:46:50
I thought you were gonna say something.
00:46:52
Else, no ugliest scenery, Ugliest, Yeah says.
00:46:56
Have you seen The Wizard of Oz and wondered why?
00:46:58
It starts in black and white? So it turns out Kansas does not
00:47:02
look like that in the eyes of most Americans, at least in the
00:47:06
black and white. It makes sense anyway.
00:47:10
Well, I the ugliest. Seems a little harsh I I the
00:47:13
maybe the most like the most boring.
00:47:16
Oh, it says. Turns out Kansas does look like
00:47:18
that. Oh, that's what.
00:47:19
That's what. I thought they were getting at
00:47:21
was the black and whites all blah?
00:47:23
No, you. Yeah, whatever.
00:47:24
You were confused by a basic sentence.
00:47:29
That's OK. Thanks for the motivation.
00:47:32
See self help. I'm perfect.
00:47:35
Don't be stupid dumb. Ass reading is fundamental.
00:47:39
Don't be a dip shit. Self help from staying in the
00:47:42
great podcast There We Go. OK, next one it would be
00:47:45
Kentucky. So this, Yes.
00:47:46
So Kentucky is the next one in this.
00:47:49
This might be. We might need to become
00:47:51
advocates for what's the worst here.
00:47:55
I don't know how to say that anyway.
00:47:57
Worst. Worst to be an animal.
00:48:02
The worst state to be an. Animal.
00:48:04
Is that because, like hunting is so predominant there or
00:48:08
something? What they they write in here
00:48:09
says the Kentucky Wildcats have won eight NCAA championships,
00:48:14
but being an actual Wildcat, no fun in the state.
00:48:18
It says they are unprecedented 7 year run of being the worst
00:48:23
states for animal protection. Oh, so people can.
00:48:26
Just go out and and shoot these guys and like, no one cares.
00:48:30
The authorities are like, OK, one less, one less Wildcat, Stan
00:48:34
the Gray says. Fuck you, Kentucky.
00:48:35
Yeah, I don't want Wildcats take care of.
00:48:37
Our Take care of our animals out.
00:48:39
You're just saying that 'cause you're scared of.
00:48:40
The mountain lions. Yeah, OK.
00:48:42
Even Bobcats. Even Bob.
00:48:44
Even Bob. Even house cat.
00:48:47
Yeah, Kentucky. AABCDEFGHIJL, Louisiana.
00:48:53
Oh shit. This one hits hard.
00:48:55
OK, Louisiana hit us. Don't you have some family
00:48:58
members there in laws that are there?
00:49:00
Now so but this. Look, we didn't write this, so I
00:49:03
you can say it. Highest murder rate.
00:49:06
Oh God, really? In oh, it's gotta be New
00:49:08
Orleans. So it says Louisiana has the
00:49:10
highest murder rate and the highest rate of death by
00:49:13
firearm. Think twice about partying
00:49:16
around after Mardi Gras night or after a Mardi Gras night out
00:49:20
with your friends. Wait, seriously?
00:49:21
So, Louisiana. Has the highest.
00:49:23
That's what it says. Whoa.
00:49:25
Of all the other cities you hear about Baltimore, Detroit,
00:49:28
Chicago, all these. But you're telling me Louisiana,
00:49:30
OK And it was I I'm looking at the date and it's actually as of
00:49:33
May of this year. So, well, I can't deny.
00:49:37
Whatever the source, it is that you got this from SO.
00:49:40
Because you know my sources are well, I need to tell my.
00:49:42
In laws to be careful. Yeah, apparently.
00:49:45
OK, Louisiana. Are there any more L's?
00:49:49
No. LM.
00:49:51
Oh, there's a shit ton of M's massage.
00:49:55
Come on, Maryland. No, Maine.
00:49:58
There you go. There we.
00:49:58
Go. I lived in Maine.
00:50:00
That's why he was giving me shit.
00:50:01
This was kind of dumb. Fused helicopters or heliports.
00:50:06
I'm sorry if you I can't even fucking read it.
00:50:08
I'm calling it dumb. Fewest heliports.
00:50:11
That's the stupidest. Thing I've ever heard.
00:50:13
Who cares? You probably have to drive over
00:50:16
to nearby New Hampshire just to land the helicopter.
00:50:18
Who gives a shit about that? Tough.
00:50:21
At least you have the money for a helicopter here that.
00:50:25
Was the worst in Maine. Look, maybe that's because.
00:50:29
For all my main friends, there's not a lot that's bad up there.
00:50:32
I I enjoyed it. Yeah, but that's stupid.
00:50:34
That's the heliports. That's the only thing they could
00:50:37
find was bad. I don't realize this is.
00:50:38
I know. This isn't the best segment we
00:50:40
do. It's only half of me want to get
00:50:43
to Texas. Yeah.
00:50:44
But I think it is also interesting.
00:50:46
Yeah, but that's just they could come up with something else.
00:50:50
Then the low least amount of helicopter pads, heliports.
00:50:53
Yeah, OK. So Maine, Maine, get your shit
00:50:58
together and get some more helicopter pads so that Cray and
00:51:01
I can come up there on our on our tour, OK.
00:51:04
On a helicopter, Yeah. On a helicopter?
00:51:06
No, you did. Kansas.
00:51:07
Kentucky. Yeah, that's number four.
00:51:08
So we have one more, which would be massive.
00:51:11
Maryland. Or.
00:51:16
Is it Maryland? Yeah, it is Maryland.
00:51:18
OK, Maryland. Sorry, I just laughed at the at
00:51:20
the. Oh, OK.
00:51:22
All right, here we go. Maryland's just gonna be funny,
00:51:23
right, Trey? Worst at incarcerating the
00:51:27
elderly. Yes, so good thing.
00:51:31
The guy selling pills wasn't doing it in Maryland.
00:51:34
He'd been fucking executed. Says.
00:51:36
Apparently in Maryland the elderly can literally get away
00:51:40
with murder. Well, somewhat Says just 7, 1/2%
00:51:45
of the state's inmates are over the age of 50, and that's about
00:51:49
half the rate nationwide. Is that like?
00:51:53
Is that like when we used to? We would laugh like Bernard.
00:51:55
He farted again. Like, whatever, Bernard.
00:51:57
He just slit Gladys throat in her sleep, got this little
00:52:01
couple walking down the man like he robbed that store, fucked up.
00:52:08
He just he's old. Who cares?
00:52:10
So yeah, don't fuck up in Maryland if you're old.
00:52:12
Yeah, this guy with erectile dysfunction.
00:52:13
Pills in Florida, he'd be in jail for like the years.
00:52:16
Yeah, they might have just executed him right there, right?
00:52:19
Just shooting dead. Well, I, you know, good for.
00:52:22
You Maryland. OK that that's holes.
00:52:24
That's our five states for tonight.
00:52:27
We'll do self-awareness really fast and then we'll wrap up.
00:52:30
Did you have a self-awareness? I forget no.
00:52:36
I have a good one. I was I.
00:52:37
Need to write this shit down? No.
00:52:39
You know I'm gonna. Pissed off and forget to write
00:52:41
it. I'm gonna go out on a limb.
00:52:42
Tonight. Uh oh.
00:52:45
And. You know you you have.
00:52:48
Two successful divorces. Yeah, I do.
00:52:50
Well, I might have one after this.
00:52:52
Uh. Oh.
00:52:53
Because I'm gonna go ahead and talk about some things in the
00:52:58
home here that I just don't understand.
00:53:02
That's a good one. Yeah.
00:53:03
You're excited, you're like. Yeah.
00:53:05
Well, and in and in all fairness, it's not just my wife.
00:53:09
It's people around. And I'm not gonna call.
00:53:11
I can call my wife out because whatever.
00:53:14
But the people around maybe some in laws maybe some grandparents
00:53:19
here and there you know what I mean?
00:53:20
Yeah. You know what I'm throwing your
00:53:23
way. I feel you.
00:53:25
OK, let me. Ask you a question what you're
00:53:26
putting down. Let me ask you a question.
00:53:29
If there's a trash can in your kitchen.
00:53:32
OK? And you open it up, yeah.
00:53:35
And it has two trash bags in it most of the time.
00:53:39
One is a blue bag for recycle and one is regular.
00:53:42
But these are two white bags and and it's been known.
00:53:46
I've told everybody it's not. This isn't a seek a surprise
00:53:49
that both these bags are just that we don't recycle because
00:53:51
our neighborhood and the recycle is all messed up right now we're
00:53:54
trying to figure it out. It's all trash if you see all of
00:53:58
the trash 3/4 of the way up on one side.
00:54:04
Would. You throw 1/2.
00:54:05
Filled Coca-Cola can in the other side that's completely
00:54:09
empty. Half filled can, so it's, well,
00:54:13
just anything. Honestly, I mean, I'd.
00:54:16
Be amusing. It's because it happened
00:54:17
recently. Anything that had liquid or any
00:54:21
any of any any trash, I'm I'm gonna lose it here because
00:54:25
obviously I don't want to take both bags out each night.
00:54:29
I wanna take one bag out because we don't have that much.
00:54:32
Oh, I see where you're going with that.
00:54:33
So if you if you see one. Side completely full and one
00:54:36
side's completely empty. Why would you throw your shit in
00:54:39
the empty side when the other one's not full?
00:54:41
Yeah, that's true. Am I?
00:54:43
Am I? Off here a little bit, but I see
00:54:46
your point. You think I'm over exaggerating?
00:54:48
I guess it depends on what you're throwing, because let me
00:54:50
tell you, hold. On let me tell you because in
00:54:54
the empty. One recently I I won't saw how
00:54:57
recently tonight. There was a one of those.
00:55:01
Small mini coke cans. And that was it with maybe a
00:55:04
piece of OK, fine, if somebody forgets, you know my kid throws
00:55:07
his lollipop wrapper. I'm not going to yell at my
00:55:09
almost 4 year old. I'll go in and get the live, you
00:55:11
know, fine. But this was a can one of the
00:55:16
little bitty ones and there was like half of coke left in the in
00:55:19
the thing. Guess what that gets out of the
00:55:22
can. Please tell me you spilled it on
00:55:24
yourself. Oh, it's all over the floor.
00:55:26
OK. Even better.
00:55:27
Even better. My issue with it is that I can't
00:55:32
if it was just a couple things. OK, I can leave it till you know
00:55:35
it fills up. It's not a big deal.
00:55:37
But if it's that, I can't just leave it in there because it's
00:55:40
like standing liquid, right? So I have to take a bag out
00:55:44
which has nothing in it, waste the bag, put it in.
00:55:47
You see where I'm going with this it?
00:55:50
Just seems like. People, you couldn't leave the
00:55:52
bag in there with liquid in it. No, no because.
00:55:55
Then the bag will start disintegrating.
00:55:57
Not, not disintegrate. That's the wrong word.
00:55:59
That's if it was like acid, but it it, it weakens.
00:56:03
Yeah, that's true. It is.
00:56:05
It weakens. And then it.
00:56:06
And then it gets everywhere. It gets everywhere.
00:56:08
So I take the trash every night because of that.
00:56:11
So anything that's liquid or anything that's food is out of
00:56:14
the house. Yeah.
00:56:15
Food. Yeah, I agree with that.
00:56:16
Yeah. OK, so.
00:56:18
Don't throw shit, it just. Again, it's an awareness.
00:56:21
It's kind of like when you open the trash, you just be like, OK,
00:56:24
well why is one of them almost full and one of them isn't has
00:56:27
absolutely nothing in it. Here, let me just toss it in And
00:56:30
to me that's awareness. Am I, am I wrong?
00:56:33
You can say, yeah, I think you need to get awareness that
00:56:36
you're getting old and crotchety.
00:56:38
Right now it sounds like I'm over.
00:56:40
Exaggerating a little bit. Are you trying to get points
00:56:43
with my wife and family now? I will.
00:56:46
I will back you. If it's food, then yes, don't
00:56:50
throw fucking food in there, because then yes, of course it's
00:56:52
gonna start smelling and stuff like that before you can get it
00:56:55
thrown out. So yes, if it's food, yeah, but
00:56:58
you don't. You don't think there's?
00:56:59
Any my issue with the cocaine is pour the liquid out before you
00:57:02
throw the can in there, that would be OK.
00:57:04
Fair enough. But even when you pour it out,
00:57:06
there's still some that gets out now.
00:57:08
All right. All right, let's pour it out.
00:57:11
Let's move on. I I've made my.
00:57:12
Point and I think, I think that I think that everybody you know
00:57:15
we're gonna have six we're gonna.
00:57:17
Have 6 poll questions. And one of them's gonna be is
00:57:20
Ryan right about the fucking trash can.
00:57:22
OK. This this next one's gotta be.
00:57:24
I got you gotta agree with. Send it the next one.
00:57:27
The the first one. Fine.
00:57:28
Where you don't you think I'm being a little bit bitch.
00:57:33
I'm being a little bit. And you you said flat out I'm
00:57:37
being a bitch. All right, fair enough.
00:57:40
The next one is is very simple. This is the most simple
00:57:46
awareness for a household that someone can have.
00:57:50
When you are, when you have. A completely empty dishwasher,
00:57:54
OK, And you begin to load it throughout the day.
00:57:57
How do you load it Front to back or back to front?
00:58:01
I would say back to front. Thank you, Trey.
00:58:03
Thank. You.
00:58:05
Damn it. Yeah, you want it you.
00:58:07
I know you want it. But this one I I knew at least
00:58:10
this one you were going to be on my side with.
00:58:11
I can come up with some other household stuff where you'll be
00:58:13
like Nope, you're being an asshole.
00:58:15
But this one people really. If you start loading in the
00:58:18
front then you can't. You got to get you got to no
00:58:21
thank you though Sir. You got to get around it and
00:58:23
back and then you know and then this.
00:58:26
How do you load your forks? Do you put them down or up?
00:58:29
Up. Oh well there we go.
00:58:31
We disagree on that. Let me ask you a question.
00:58:33
If you're gonna go in there and you empty your dishwasher, how
00:58:36
many times have you stabbed yourself with those forks?
00:58:40
The decent. Amount right?
00:58:41
Accidentally. No, you haven't yet.
00:58:45
Well, well, you know what? I take that back.
00:58:46
I'm trying to Or what about the knives you put?
00:58:48
Your knives down, right? I do put the knives down.
00:58:50
OK, well anyway, there's just. I just feel like there's some
00:58:53
common sense stuff that doesn't, you know, I I I opened the the
00:58:58
dishwasher midday into the day. And it's like, it's just chaos
00:59:04
and and it and it make it it. If I have anxiety, it it just
00:59:08
triples just like, Oh my God, because I'm like, I don't, I
00:59:16
don't, I don't understand the. Mindset of whoever put this
00:59:19
there and this there and how does this go there?
00:59:22
And you've basically eliminated 1/2 of the space that I would
00:59:26
have to finish out the evening's process.
00:59:30
Which is the kids stuff, our dinner stuff.
00:59:33
Because that's me. I do that every night.
00:59:36
And I do that. And I think, I think my wife, I
00:59:39
think my wife's figured it out. And she said she's like, well,
00:59:42
if I do it, I'll do it wrong. So I'm just not gonna do it.
00:59:45
And you can do it. And I'm like, well, fine, wait.
00:59:48
A. Second, what just happened?
00:59:50
Here, I got tripped. So now I have to do it every
00:59:52
night. And she's like, yeah, yeah, I
00:59:54
don't do it right. I'm gonna have to.
00:59:55
I'm gonna have to remember that I worked in my favorite one time
00:59:58
doing laundry. My ex-wife decided that I didn't
01:00:02
do it right. So she was going to do it.
01:00:03
And I was like, OK, yeah, all right, well, I'm not.
01:00:07
Going to argue this one as as upset as that as that.
01:00:10
Makes me, I'm going to go ahead and let you do my laundry.
01:00:13
Yeah, that's what that reminds. I mean, that's what happened.
01:00:15
I mean, she goes essentially she's like, if you think I load
01:00:17
the dishwasher wrong, then you do it.
01:00:19
I'm like, all right, whatever. You know what?
01:00:23
I don't care. If any of you think.
01:00:24
This is boring because. This is very important to me.
01:00:28
And it's important in your household, right, Trey?
01:00:31
Absolutely. If you load the dishwasher, just
01:00:35
let's say. You have a cup put.
01:00:36
It in the back first. Why?
01:00:39
Why not? Put it in the.
01:00:40
Back first and work your way back to the front.
01:00:42
It's easier. It makes more sense with a lot
01:00:46
of things. If you have to, sorry, those
01:00:52
are. My 2 and and I you know.
01:00:54
Trying to think of some good ones, I kind of went ahead and
01:00:57
put. It on the same show that we
01:01:00
talked about my wife on because I don't think she's listening.
01:01:04
You can just piss her, right? The fuck off.
01:01:06
That's the point. So I don't.
01:01:07
Since she's admitted, OK, I'm not really listening.
01:01:10
So either that happens and. She doesn't hear this, or she
01:01:14
does listen and I just get it all out of the way.
01:01:17
So what else can I tell you about my wife?
01:01:20
It's on one show now. She's she's lovely.
01:01:22
She's beautiful. I'm trying to think of some good
01:01:24
stuff back in the day that it used to frustrate me.
01:01:27
Like as far as like relationship people.
01:01:30
Living together. Yeah, it's like whenever.
01:01:32
Oh, I've got a list by the way, but I.
01:01:34
Just thought I'd give you 2. Like whenever she would ask me
01:01:37
to do something. I didn't feel the need for her
01:01:39
to keep reminding me month after month to do it, you know?
01:01:42
It's like you already told me once.
01:01:44
I'll get it done, you know? And literally I know that was
01:01:47
funny. No a.
01:01:48
Month after I mean. It it just hits home.
01:01:52
So I'm just kind of like, OK, go ahead.
01:01:53
There was times where I whenever she would ask me to do something
01:01:57
I didn't, I had to learn this. She meant then, right then.
01:02:01
Not when you have time. If I didn't get up and do it
01:02:05
right, then she was doing it and huffing and puffing.
01:02:08
It's so funny that you say. That cause the other day.
01:02:14
It's so. Funny, because the other day,
01:02:16
and it's. And it wasn't anything major, it
01:02:18
was like, I was like, all right, well, all right.
01:02:20
Well, I need to, I need to text this person about that.
01:02:23
You know, my wife and I were talking about some plans or
01:02:25
something. Oh, I need to go, I need a text.
01:02:26
And then I just started doing something else.
01:02:28
And she goes, why don't you just go do it now your phone's right
01:02:32
over there. Just go do it.
01:02:33
I'm like, oh, I'll get to it. And then of course, I never do.
01:02:36
And that's what happens. So that's what that was fun.
01:02:39
That's from, yeah, but there's a lot of maybe we could do a
01:02:41
whole, introduce a whole new segment about just, like,
01:02:44
relationship stuff in the house. Because man, it's tough to live
01:02:48
with a spouse. I can't even imagine with kids
01:02:51
now cuz with the dogs, it was funny.
01:02:53
I would anytime you could smell that the dog made a mess, right?
01:03:00
And I would act like I was asleep, just fucking up for my
01:03:04
ex-wife to get up. And I could hear her saying, now
01:03:06
who? Who hears the restroom on the
01:03:08
floor, you know, talking to the dogs And then I wait a little
01:03:11
bit longer and they're like, I hear a flush.
01:03:14
I'm like, OK, let me get up and hey, babe, do you need any help
01:03:17
with that? Yeah.
01:03:18
What happened? I'll get.
01:03:19
I didn't hear that. Let me just.
01:03:21
You want me to finish cleaning? Oh, you already got it all.
01:03:23
OK, I'll go back to sleep. Just straight up.
01:03:25
I'll get it. I'll get it.
01:03:26
It's already done. Oh, I'm so sorry.
01:03:28
You should have woke me up. I would have helped out, yeah.
01:03:32
Oh. Yeah, that's so.
01:03:33
And then when I got banished upstairs during the before we
01:03:36
got divorced, I definitely didn't come down into oh, sure.
01:03:39
So I was like, First off, anytime you have to.
01:03:41
Say you got banished. Upstairs in a marriage, things
01:03:44
aren't going well. Yeah, she can clean that up.
01:03:46
She'll be all right. So yeah, yeah, there's there's.
01:03:49
Lots. I mean every, you know anyway,
01:03:51
it's it's relationships are hard no matter who you are.
01:03:55
I don't care if you think you're a perfect couple.
01:03:56
You're full of shit, right? Not everybody lives the same
01:03:59
way. I mean from toilet paper rolls
01:04:01
up or down, you know, over under to you know to whatever.
01:04:06
And you just have to learn to kind of work through each
01:04:08
other's habits and. You know, I don't.
01:04:12
I don't go to bed a lot with at the same time.
01:04:15
I like my wife goes to bed at a certain time and I go a little
01:04:17
later. I've always been a night owl.
01:04:18
Well, the other night I was like, well, you know what, I'm
01:04:21
exhausted. I'm.
01:04:21
I'm laying here. The TV on my phone going, she's
01:04:25
tossing the church. She's like, this sucks, yeah.
01:04:29
She's like, I thought I wanted. You to go to bed at the same
01:04:31
time. Yeah.
01:04:32
And and then and obviously we'll it we'll we'll find a way to
01:04:35
make it work as you get older. But it's just funny watching TV.
01:04:38
Yeah. I just had the TV of like
01:04:39
laughing at friends Speaking of, you know, like how did you see
01:04:42
that? Yeah, Yeah, that was great.
01:04:44
Yeah. And so we'll we'll figure it
01:04:46
out, but. There's there's a lot and so
01:04:48
I'll think of some more hopefully and they're funny.
01:04:49
Hopefully you guys enjoy it, but that's funny.
01:04:52
But tonight, you know we. Had a little serious with with
01:04:55
Matthew Perry and and that's so sad and and again I'll say it
01:04:58
again I you know I wish I wish that hadn't happened and and he
01:05:02
means a lot to us just that was our generation I mean when
01:05:05
friends came out I was we were 16 years old I think it was 94
01:05:10
when it came out 16 and then you watch it for 10 years 16 through
01:05:13
26. Well, my God, he was only 50.
01:05:15
Four too, and he was well, he's 54.
01:05:18
I'm just saying that the the impact of that show, Yeah, yeah,
01:05:20
People that are, well, no, no, people that are younger than us
01:05:23
don't. They don't get it.
01:05:24
I mean as much because it's like they watch the reruns.
01:05:27
People that are younger are pitching about it right now.
01:05:28
I used to wait. What?
01:05:31
Oh yeah, that's. True.
01:05:32
They're. You know, they're what?
01:05:32
Yeah, I was like, wait A second. No, they're bitching about the.
01:05:36
Content. Whatever.
01:05:36
And you know what? Right now?
01:05:38
Oh, don't. Even if I hear something like
01:05:39
that, I'll be fired up. But.
01:05:41
But. From the prime from where we
01:05:44
were. I mean it was that impactful and
01:05:46
and you used to wait every Thursday.
01:05:48
It was Thursday night and you and I'd wait I'd be like oh
01:05:50
tonight's tonight's friends and this is before streaming and all
01:05:53
that bullshit and it's just it meant a lot and and God you
01:05:58
just. I mean, Can you imagine if like
01:06:00
the other any Aniston died or if Matt LeBlanc or any of these
01:06:05
other he he just. It's really sad that I knew it
01:06:09
was probably going to be Matthew Perry first, but I didn't think
01:06:12
it was going to be at 54. Yeah, you know, not at 50.
01:06:15
Yeah, so watch some friends. Tonight everybody and enjoy it
01:06:19
and laugh at at Matthew Perry and and keep it up because he's
01:06:23
he's great. I'm definitely going to do that
01:06:24
when I get home, but you know the rest of the.
01:06:27
Show is pretty much just just bullshitting with stories about
01:06:30
dumbasses, yeah, Which is, you know, that's really where we
01:06:33
are. I'm going to go ahead and answer
01:06:35
the question. We're not going to be a self
01:06:37
help. Probably going to laugh at you A
01:06:41
little bit. Yeah, we're going to.
01:06:43
Laugh at you. You know, that's what would
01:06:46
happen. We'd be like, all right, you
01:06:48
need to be believe in yourself. And then we'd be like, God,
01:06:52
maybe not. Yeah, you need to drink more.
01:06:55
You need to. Yeah, I don't think more.
01:06:58
Drugs You need to, I don't think.
01:07:00
I don't think it's looking good for.
01:07:01
You. It was your fault on that one,
01:07:04
buddy, you know, So we'll continue to hopefully.
01:07:07
Give you some laughs and we'll talk about some serious topics.
01:07:10
Again, we've got hopefully some people coming up.
01:07:13
Guess what, Israel and Palestine and Hamas is still going on.
01:07:17
Imagine that. So we'll we'll get to that and
01:07:20
and we'll flip our switch and and go a little serious but you
01:07:23
will always get. Funny and stupid.
01:07:26
Yeah, right. Sometimes serious.
01:07:28
Yeah, sometimes serious. So on that.
01:07:30
Note. We'll see you.
01:07:31
We'll see you on the next one later.
01:07:32
Love you guys. Do you think that man on the
01:08:02
golf cart was was actually taking some toys to the the
01:08:06
charity, just trying to get there on time and the cops?
01:08:11
Were now. You know what's funny about?
01:08:16
It is that was just so bad. So bad.
01:08:21
That was dumb. But I don't think anyone listens
01:08:25
to this point anyway. Oh.
01:08:30
Shit.