In this episode of Stay in the Gray, Ryan and Trey unpack the wildest true story you’ve never heard—a man who literally ate an airplane (yes, piece by piece). They also debate whether the American Dream is dead, revisit gun safety at the range, and react to the escape of a lion from a zoo in Italy.
Things get weird with bat mating rituals, a UK politician’s firing, and a bizarre massage story featuring a Serbian man. Plus, Ryan’s wife dishes out some truth in the Awareness of Self-Awareness segment.
🔥 This Week’s Chaos Includes:
A man eats an actual airplane over two years
Lion escape in Rome, Italy sparks chaos
Gun range training: safety, confidence, and laughs
Thanksgiving drama: Ryan vs. Trey
Bats and how they “do it”... yikes
A refugee says the American Dream doesn’t exist—true or not?
Suella Braverman fired in the UK over political controversy
Another round of “What Each State Is Worst At”
Ryan gets called out by his wife in our Awareness segment
Bonus: That time Ryan got massaged by a Serbian man
📌 Chapters (Condensed):
00:00 – Funny Headlines & Randy’s Rubs
05:16 – Thanksgiving Talk: Love or Hate?
09:16 – Gun Range Experience
15:02 – Lion Escapes Zoo in Rome
18:26 – Bat Mating: Serotine-Style
20:30 – Man Eats an Entire Airplane
26:51 – Refugee: “No Such Thing as American Dream”
38:13 – UK’s Suella Braverman Controversy
45:26 – What Each State Is Worst At: Part 6
50:10 – Awareness: Ryan’s Wife Weighs In
55:10 – Bonus: Serbian Massage Story
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Do I get to come and say, hey Ryan, how are you?
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Or must just say hey everybody first.
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You can do whatever you want. I just had a feeling you were
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going to come in first, so I didn't say anything.
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Yeah. Always come in first.
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I've got a headline for us. I think that's a record for how
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quickly you talk about come, I've got go ahead, you have a
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headline. I'm I'm not surprised.
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Go ahead, let's hear it. And back in our great state of
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Florida, our our friends, says Florida man arrested for pooping
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on a dead possum during rush hour traffic.
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I love it. These are so good, 'cause it's
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just like so random. Well, it's random, yes, but I I
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I have an imagination. And so I have 16 questions that
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pop into my head like like just immediately.
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I'm trying to figure out why he was.
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Which part was he arrested for? Right.
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There's a couple multiple things there, right?
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Obstructing traffic. And of and of course.
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And that's not even one of the responses, which is interesting.
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It says, Did he know the possum? Was this his finishing move?
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So was he using a different animal to wipe?
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It's a fetish, so was the possum really dead or just pretending?
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I didn't like that animal. Different animal to wipe.
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No, no, go ahead. So the fine is for disobeying
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the signs that clearly state no pooping on dead possums between
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the hours of 8:00 AM and 4:00 PM.
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It's a simple rule as a dumb, OK.
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Well, but I I see what they were trying to do.
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I just they didn't quite get it. And again, somebody asked which
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part was illegal or did he just have warrants, right?
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Those are legit questions. One of the responses said
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pooping in public is illegal even in Florida, so I guess that
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makes sense. There it is right there, even
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even in Florida. Trey, you always get your
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comment on there. Right, It says.
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Well, this I don't. I'm surprised the headline
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didn't read Florida Man Arrested for Pooping a Dead Possum.
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Oh, OK. I see what they did there
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anyway. And somebody said, of course,
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who knew it was illegal? But yeah, yeah, so pooping I
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just on a dead possum. So many questions.
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And we're never going, we're probably never going to get the
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answers to what was going on inside this guy's head.
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Why? What?
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Was it? A possum, you said or.
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Possum. Possum.
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Yeah, dead. It was dead possum.
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It was dead, but why do you feel the need to take a dump on it
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like 'cause? You're from Florida?
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That's it. That's it.
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Sounds like there isn't any more to figure out.
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Plain and simple, you're from Florida.
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Oh, good. Good for that.
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All right, tell you what, for the first time I'm going and say
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we're brought to you by, Although technically we're not
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really being brought to you by because he's not giving me shit.
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Has he sent a check yet? Oh.
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Yeah, we'll see. We'll see.
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We'll see if we do this again. My man Randy has a product and
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it's called Randy's RUBS and this is just one of his
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seasonings. He he does it's steak and it's I
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mean it's it's this is this one particularly is the everything
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seasoning. Yeah.
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And and his. It's called Randy's Rubs, which
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I love the name, right? I do like a good dry rub.
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Yeah, right. And he his motto is the best.
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It's like it's simply it don't suck y'all.
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It don't suck y'all. I love it.
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And and like I said, in case you didn't see it, Randy's rubs.
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This one's the everything. My wife is the most particular
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when it comes to seasoning, period.
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But actually she puts it on everything.
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It's the it's not just steak. It's not just, you know, meats.
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It's everything. And she she keeps telling me
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like get Randy to get some more of that.
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So Randy's rubs.com, Randy's with an SRANDYS Rubs
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rubs.com.com or Amazon. Randy's rubs.
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He's he's on Amazon. So very cool.
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I just wanted to get that out there and give my man some shout
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out and he's he's killing it. So season up anything.
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Bananas, bananas, waffles but possums, but most important, God
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possums. But most importantly your steak,
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your burgers, your chicken. My wife started doing putting
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this on the on her her chicken and then she said that it and
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lamb anyway. Oh, I bet that's good.
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All right, Randy, we've done enough for you right now.
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Good job, buddy. Good job.
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I love you and I'm so proud of you and we wish you the best.
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So back to us, which is really where it's at, right?
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Shai, It's. Always back to us, right?
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I'm just glad you're including me.
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Did mean that when you said us, right?
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Yes, So. So I was gonna do, I was gonna
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do some, you know, we have a holiday coming up.
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Yes, my favorite holiday. One of my least favorite.
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We'll get there, because I didn't know that was what your
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favorite holiday. It's my favorite holiday, yes.
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And you probably didn't realize it was my least.
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I didn't know that apparently. When you talk about this and
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and, this could cause chaos amongst the listeners.
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We're about to start throwing down.
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Throwing down. But I was looking and I and do
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you, do you remember and and you do I I know you're trying to
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block it out because of your nightly PowerPoint presentation
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calls from my brother Chris about World War 2.
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But we did a a like a like a quiz trivia.
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Yes, I remember that. And it it it failed horribly.
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I think there was some funny parts but overall it just it
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just it didn't go smoothly in my opinion.
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So I I Are we gonna try this again?
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No, we're not. That's the point.
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I looked at it, I said it. There's a Thanksgiving trivia,
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and it has. And I said fuck it.
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No, we're not even doing it. So Thanksgiving is coming up and
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the show will not be out before Thanksgiving.
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It's two days away. I'm not going to lie to you.
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Got stuff going on, people. Golf tee time tomorrow.
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Busy. But this will be a post
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Thanksgiving treat. So why is Thanksgiving your
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favorite holiday? My mom's always done all her
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cooking on Thanksgiving, so she brings out all the wonderful
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foodness, all of her cooking, all the good, all the good
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stuff. The Turkey, the stuffing, the
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mashed potatoes, the Mac and cheese, all the.
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I mean, it's always so just, I mean you, you get over.
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There. Can she do that on a an any
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given night? No, no, no.
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I mean she she's up every two hours checking this fucking
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Turkey to make sure it's going. You know, I don't.
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I don't care about the food. I love that the Cowboys and
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indigenous peoples of our land, whatever I'm supposed to say
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these days, you know, had this feast and and I love the the
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idea behind it, but I should be able to eat whatever the fuck I
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want, Trey. Sure, but I don't like Turkey.
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I like dark meat. Right?
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Right, buddy? Dark.
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Meat. I love dark meat.
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But but not Turkey. I I just feel like I need steak
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or beef. I'm not a big bird guy.
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I mean, I'll eat chicken, but I don't really care unless it's
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fried, right? Dark, dark fried chicken.
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Like, it's dark. I just feel like it's it's a
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pain in the ass to get together and to do all this.
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It it takes me a lot to get comfortable in other people's
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homes when there's 30 people there.
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Yeah, everybody wants to talk to you.
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I haven't seen you since last year.
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Well, that's you're getting so big.
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There's a reason for that. Yeah, you're getting.
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Yeah, you're growing up so much. There was one year that again,
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first marriage the her step mom. We invited herself for for
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dinner and everything was cool and she made this.
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She made this good. It's a doctor Pepper cola cake
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or something. I forgot.
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What? It was amazing.
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Yeah, they're. Amazing.
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But anyway, she made lasagna. I'm sitting there, I'm all
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excited. She's making us dinner and stuff
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like this. She's a good cook.
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I was like, OK, this is gonna be good.
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We get over there. Fucking lasagna.
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I'm OK with it. And she said I'm OK with it.
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I. Figured you guys would be tired
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of Thanksgiving food. I said no.
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Good. For her, give me more.
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Thanksgiving food for her. I will get a hold of her, and I
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will be over there for her Thanksgiving meal.
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All right. We'll have fun this
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Thanksgiving. And I will be eating everything
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but Thanksgiving food. Yeah.
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Oh, yeah. I mean, I may eat sushi, just
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I'm gonna do the opposite. Other end of the world.
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Just. Eat sushi.
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Sushi. OK, so if anybody's looked at
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our social media, which, you know, I don't think anybody
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does, I think I think I don't know.
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We have social media. I don't know if so if anybody,
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if, if it doesn't show it to anybody or whatever, but we have
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a lot of listeners. I know that I have proof of
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that. But no one wants to get on
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social media and say shit. They're just like whatever.
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So but I but I put up a thing and it and it was a video.
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We're gonna have a guest on, I think next week, hopefully we're
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gonna have a couple guests on next week and boy are they
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vastly opposite from one another.
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One is a petite female and one is a strong male.
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Strapping young man. Strapping young male and the
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strapping young male took Trey and I to the shooting range,
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Forgot the gun gun range last weekend and I had never done
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that before. I know you had at one point a
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long time. As I said yeah way back in the
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day so essentially we're newbies and we're in this gun range and
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and it was I feel like as soon as I walked in and I saw people
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shooting I was just like holy shit.
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And I think we even did a little thing where it's like we don't
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we don't belong here but it was you know yeah we had we had
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headphones on but he it was great.
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I had a great time and he this this gentleman we won't say his
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name I'm not sure how he wants to be addressed yet but let me
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tell you this is a an army veteran.
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He did 2 stints in Afghanistan. He is now a children's security
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guard at a school which to me as you know means the world.
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He is a known he claims to be actually famous in the bouncer
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world for nightclubs, and he's certified to be a bodyguard.
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Interesting. So we have our bodyguard
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whenever we get to that that point.
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You know, the whole security thing.
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I was talking to my buddy today as a matter of fact about that.
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And he said that he actually lost two employees because
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schools are paying so much money to have a trained security guard
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in schools now. And so that he had two guys quit
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and now they're security guards at schools.
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And that's so I'd be curious to know, you know?
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It's both good and bad. Yeah.
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I mean then these are the things.
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These are one of many things I've I just want to know about
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his stints in Afghanistan like that that'll that's just enough
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but but I also have so much respect for what he does now
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that I want to know about that too and and like you just said
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but that's sad. It's sad.
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It's both good and bad that that that that schools are saying OK
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this is one way to do things and I've I've, I've screamed for
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that in all the gun talks we've ever done on the show.
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That's what I scream. Just get get some security right
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now until we get this shit figured out and and they're
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making it. Yeah, they're making it
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worthwhile enough for a good secure, you know, to get a well
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trained person to go do it as opposed to some Joe.
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I mean like I got my some kind of security clearance bullshit
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thing when I was going through school.
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I I'm sure you parents don't want me handling a weapon around
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your kids, you know, So I just. And just cause I've known you
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for so long, just the idea of you like walking around the
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school that I trying to act all badass.
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So you know, it's funny you think about you walking around
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like that. But it it this, we went up to my
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kids school for a Thanksgiving or no, it was a Halloween
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Halloween. It was like a Halloween indoor,
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'cause it was raining and shit, a little fair and Halloween
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party and everybody got kids, got dressed up and I swear we
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were in line for this Halloween parade where the kids March
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through class by class and their little outfits, right?
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We went by the coffee, they had a coffee, you know, vendor that
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was making lattes. It took 30 minutes to get a
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damn. With it, without alcohol.
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Yeah, right. And so all of a sudden, one of
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the security guards in our school walks by and he's got
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his, like, legit assault rifle. I don't care what Tim wants to
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call it. It was a legit and he looked
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like he was about to go to war. Oh shit.
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Walking around just just just walk just looking around at A at
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a fucking kids school for the Halloween thing and the and the
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and the school only goes up to like not even kindergarten.
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It's like pre K4 and I both I I was both like hey dude, like you
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are you're killing it tonight. You look, you look the part.
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But at the same time I was also going hey, this sucks that you
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have to do this and it makes me feel better, but it also makes
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me feel sad for the world. Anyway, so we did this.
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We did the shooting range and it was fun and and we were, you
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know, he he told us that we were the best like first beginner
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students that he's ever had. Which scares me.
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Which scares me. But I'll also I'm like, really
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like, I mean, I. Saw you blush a little bit.
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You tell that to all the, all the.
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Guys. All the guys.
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And play with this guy. Admittedly, Trey and I were
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pretty good. I'm not.
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I'm not lying. We were pretty good.
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Pretty good. I we kept.
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I figured out how to aim. We we kept a few of our once I
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found the fucking red dot once he.
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Told me how to aim, then I was like, oh OK, this is not so bad.
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I couldn't see the red dot on the scope.
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It's a lot harder than Duck Hunt.
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Anyway, yeah, but, but I brought my, I think we were like little
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kids. We brought our, our targets
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home. And I was like showing my wife.
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I was like hey check out. So we had a good time and and I
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look forward to having him on for so many reasons.
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So thanks to him and and go check it out it's kind of a fun
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a fun little compilation video that we put together.
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So real fast you need to know that in Italy again I'm I'm just
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I'm rolling here in Italy there was a a lion that escaped.
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That's a nice segue. Fuck the segue.
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Listen, Italy. And a lion.
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No one gives a shit about our grand range, like or whatever.
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We'll move on to Italy with So Italy.
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In Rome. There's a small community
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outside of Rome and this lion escaped from the circus.
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No shit. And the reason that I'm telling
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this, And again, I like animal stories, as we all know.
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You know, I still think of Humphrey the hippo Humphrey Yep
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took down as owner. Don't don't know.
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What do we say? Don't own a hippo.
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Don't own a hippo? It's pretty funny.
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I think of the orcas. I think, I think of all sorts of
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of animals. So I saw this and I was like,
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OK, how does it escape the the circus?
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You're supposed to kind of have your shit together, right?
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You've done this before, you hope.
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And there's video. And what made it so funny to me
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was I saw so many video angles from people of this lion just
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cruising down the street at night, just like in the city.
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Like, what's up, Nodding some? Person in the jungle.
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Here the person in his car just had his camera like as the lion
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walked by his car and the lion looks up.
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He's like hey, wow, it's like it was so weird.
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And Mayor Alessandro Grando. He warned, he said.
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He said the following translated.
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Indeed, he got voted for him. Sorry, he said.
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I advise you to stay away from the lion.
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Those Italians, man, you can't get anything by I.
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Mean other I I don't know if his political opponent would have
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said different. Yeah, that's why he's making the
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big money. But there's a guy, what was so
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funny was there was a guy on one of the videos and he was like,
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swear to God, I swear to you, this isn't a joke.
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I'm watching it. And he goes, Mama Mia.
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It's every stereotype that you think is that Italian for oh.
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Shit, I guess. When we think about it is when
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we think of Mama. I mean, it's like, it's like our
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little, like when I do a fake Italian accent, you know, like
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that, Mama. Mia, Mama Mia.
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He's like, oh Mama Mia, it's the liar.
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Walk spot. And so to make a Long story
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short or short story short, they they they took it down with
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sedatives, of course. OK, at least they didn't shoot
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it. Thank God they took it down with
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sedatives and they and usually they said the power of the
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sedative 1 Sedative should have taken the scene down without any
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problems and it would have been down and it wouldn't go down.
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Oh no, just sit walking around like.
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What's up? What's up?
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You got another one. What was that?
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Yeah, throwing it, Yeah. So they hit him again and he
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goes down and he kind of gets whatever.
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And as they approach him, I swear to you, they said as they
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approached him. One minute later, he gets up.
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Oh shit. Two, was it with these darts?
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Is that what they were like? OK.
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Yeah. And so one of them should have
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taken him down and then two of them didn't do it.
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They had to. They had to put like four or
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five of these things into the. Did they put anything in the
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dart or on the dart? Did they forget?
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That no. But by then, if you hit me four
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times with a dart, I'm going to be start with.
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This lion, it's going to piss me.
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Off. Apparently the lion was real
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calm. He's like, fine, you know, like.
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I'll just chill. It was the IT was the funniest
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thing. So I I wanted to mention that.
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Any animal stories like that? I'm going to tell you.
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How do you feel about that? OK, now under the funny.
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That was pretty funny already. What you need to know now, it's
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also about animals. I think they named this this
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type of bat after myself. It's called the Serotine bat.
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A serotine bat A. Serotine bat and a serotine.
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And it has a penis about 7 * 7, seven times longer than its
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partner's vagina. Holy shit.
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And So what? It does.
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And the the female bat has a tail sheath that is known to,
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like, block its vagina. Oh, that's so that it's an
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attempt to not allow the the male to, like, just do what he
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wants. Destroyer.
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So what happens is apparently the penis is used to move that
00:19:21
out of the way and then they just like hold each other and
00:19:26
rub and then the sperm, if you will, gets in there.
00:19:33
And some of these acts take like an hour and a half.
00:19:38
The longest one they said was 12 1/2 hours.
00:19:41
One time they were watching, they watched over 9700 bat
00:19:46
matings. That's a lucky female bat right
00:19:49
there. But they don't want it.
00:19:50
That's the point. They're trying to cover it with
00:19:52
that tail. But that big old cock 7/7 times
00:19:59
as big as the vagina. Damn.
00:20:02
What did you call those women sometimes on the dating ad that
00:20:05
said they were ready to receive size Queens?
00:20:08
Those those female bats are unintentional size Queens.
00:20:11
I mean would. It be a size.
00:20:13
No, I I I just they couldn't pass this bat story.
00:20:16
I would seven times as big as a vagina.
00:20:18
What are you supposed to do? How does he fly with that thing
00:20:20
I? Don't.
00:20:21
I swear it's just. Slapping people as he's flying
00:20:24
by with. It looks like there's just a
00:20:25
thing hanging. I mean, just go go look up
00:20:27
pictures of this thing. But anyway, so there's that
00:20:30
story. How would you like another one?
00:20:33
I mean, I'm. I'm full of them tonight.
00:20:34
Not big Dick bats. No.
00:20:36
Something different. No this.
00:20:38
This one is a whole different deal.
00:20:42
Big Dick whales. And I no, no, no animals this
00:20:45
time, OK? And I and I just couldn't pass
00:20:47
it up because I just, it's just like I've I've said it before
00:20:54
and I and hopefully we say it again because it means we've got
00:20:56
something good. OK.
00:20:57
I just feel like when you've when you've heard it all, when
00:21:02
I've heard it all, there's something new.
00:21:05
Oh, this is new. I've never, I've never heard of
00:21:08
this before. Let let me tell you, there's a
00:21:10
man trying to get his he's French, OK?
00:21:16
And you know, so France to me is Florida to you, right?
00:21:19
I have a love, hate relationship with the French.
00:21:22
The French are assholes. And this guy, Monsieur, you're
00:21:25
not good with. Him.
00:21:28
In Texan, it's Manga Taud. Manga Taud.
00:21:32
Over there, it's Monstou, probably something like that.
00:21:37
And so he, at a young age, discovered that he liked to eat
00:21:46
glass the bottles out of what he's drinking, I've heard.
00:21:51
About this, yeah. You've heard about this kind of
00:21:53
thing. In 1978, he began eating an
00:21:57
airplane. What the fuck did you say what
00:22:02
you said? He's in.
00:22:03
He's a French. He's French, OK?
00:22:05
And he began eating an airplane and and now I forget that it
00:22:09
says I think it was AI, think it was a Cessna.
00:22:13
He started in 19. 78 It's a Cessna 150, so I don't think
00:22:16
it's a large, it's not like a 1787 that goes over to England
00:22:20
now, right? But it's still, it's an entire
00:22:24
plane, the every part of it. It's a Cessna 150 airplane.
00:22:29
He began it in 1978. He finished it two years later
00:22:32
in 1980. He ate the whole plane and he
00:22:36
ate it. He when you look at something
00:22:38
like this you're going but but apparently I I I researched it a
00:22:42
little bit which believe it or not we sometimes do on this
00:22:45
show. Well you do anyway and it was
00:22:47
and it doctors were saying he has a a digestive system that
00:22:51
like gastroenterology gastro blah blah blah.
00:22:54
Sounded legit. Yeah, until I got to the last
00:22:56
part, Gastro. The gastro doctors were saying
00:23:01
that his body allows it. It was like that he can digest
00:23:05
things like metal, glass. He was doing it really, and that
00:23:09
it's a it's yesterday and it was a very rare case.
00:23:13
So over the course of his career of eating, his diet has included
00:23:19
eighteen bicycles, of course, 7 TV sets, 2 beds, 15 supermarket
00:23:26
trolleys, a a computer, a coffin, a pair of skis and six
00:23:33
chandeliers. Please tell me this guy is
00:23:36
single. He's skinny.
00:23:38
Too, Like, really, he'd like, I don't know, blow it up.
00:23:42
And I don't know though, like if he's able to do that.
00:23:45
I'm trying to see, you know, like age and can you?
00:23:48
Imagine the bowel movements. He He passed away.
00:23:51
What does that look like? Holy.
00:23:53
Shit does that. Look like?
00:23:54
What does it smell like? Did he have to clean like, you
00:23:59
know, so like the plane, any kind of chemicals off this
00:24:01
plane? Any oil, Any gas, any.
00:24:04
Is his poo poo shiny and metallic looking?
00:24:08
Right. Can you imagine how painful
00:24:10
those edges coming out? Well, he passed away of natural
00:24:14
causes. Yeah, I don't mean to laugh.
00:24:18
It's part of where people laughing at the death.
00:24:21
But but come on, he ate a he ate a goddamn Cessna.
00:24:25
And he passed away of natural causes in 2007 at the age of 57.
00:24:30
No shit. That's what causes my ass.
00:24:33
He he left behind an incredible legacy as a man with one of the
00:24:38
most unusual diets ever recorded.
00:24:40
No. Shit.
00:24:42
So. Should the doctor said it was
00:24:44
natural cause, well, they're saying get blamed for letting
00:24:46
his dumb ass eat all this shit. Well, they're saying his His
00:24:49
biology gave him an unusual problem where soft foods like
00:24:55
bananas, things like that, were a struggle to eat, that he had
00:25:02
side effects, but that a metallic airplane.
00:25:07
Was fine, the bicycle. Yeah, his stomach didn't care.
00:25:13
Yeah, the bicycles, the all that.
00:25:15
Can you imagine him being invited to a potluck at the the
00:25:18
office? You got a little a wing.
00:25:20
I got airplane wing over there for him.
00:25:22
Or need some help getting this on the table guys, do you got
00:25:24
any mustard to put on this? Come on.
00:25:28
Guys I need mustard and ketchup for this.
00:25:32
Who invited Pierre to the fucking potluck again?
00:25:34
Pierre. Don't we already know this is
00:25:36
not the right person to invite anyway?
00:25:39
Well, I think that's one of my favorite stories.
00:25:42
I just can't even seriously. And I looked in and there's
00:25:47
multiple sources. This wasn't like a.
00:25:49
Did it say if he doused it in actual like seasoning, we can
00:25:52
get randye rubs on the yeah, fucking airplane wing.
00:25:55
Randy's rubs for airplane engine tires.
00:25:59
That would make it delicious, I hope.
00:26:01
Well, the tires, I think, would be like dessert.
00:26:04
That's like the soft the rubber. Did he?
00:26:07
So I'm sure he has some type of utensil where he cut pieces of
00:26:09
the plane off. I I don't know.
00:26:11
There's a picture of him literally biting the bicycle,
00:26:15
like, without anything. I just.
00:26:17
Bet his parents were proud. Thought you heard everything.
00:26:19
Too many jokes. Yeah.
00:26:20
I mean I really did. I I I I have never heard of a
00:26:22
man eating and and you know take the airplane out of the
00:26:25
equation. That the funny part, he ate an
00:26:27
entire Cessna over 2 years but all the other things I just said
00:26:31
that he ate 18 bicycles I. Wonder what made him stop at 18?
00:26:36
He died, he from natural causes. Natural causes, yeah.
00:26:41
It wasn't the metal and shrapnel and and everything in his
00:26:45
system. Body.
00:26:48
So there's that in our amazing segues.
00:26:51
I'm gonna go from man eats metal and airplanes and died of
00:26:54
natural causes to something that that that, you know, I came
00:26:58
across the other day and some of you have probably heard about
00:27:00
it. I'm going fast during my segues,
00:27:05
but that's better then when I Babble, right?
00:27:08
Yeah, yeah. I would say yes.
00:27:11
You would say, OK, so enough about the plane guy.
00:27:20
I'm jumping this serious. You know, we talked a little bit
00:27:24
about the border. We talked about illegal
00:27:27
immigration. We've talked about different
00:27:29
things like that. Yeah, we're gonna come bring it
00:27:31
back over here. And I'm I'm sure I'll bring up
00:27:34
what's going on in in the Gaza Strip in a minute.
00:27:40
But over here in this country, there was literally and I and if
00:27:45
I'm if I'm using the word literally.
00:27:47
It means it's legit. You know, I'm.
00:27:49
I'm being serious. Yeah, a couple of people.
00:27:52
But one in particular, this man, Michael Castajon.
00:27:56
Castajon sounds legit. Not from here, from South of
00:28:01
here, if you will. OK, actually from Venezuela, 39
00:28:05
years old, he came over here with his wife and stepdaughter
00:28:08
illegally across the border and was one of the immigrants,
00:28:15
illegal immigrants. And I have no problem saying
00:28:17
that. So yell at me all you want.
00:28:21
Who? Who our governor here in Texas
00:28:24
sent, put on a a bus and sent up to a in this case, Chicago.
00:28:30
OK. So they were bussed up to
00:28:32
Chicago because Chicago is one of the sanctuary cities, OK, in
00:28:36
this country, which means they're saying bring them all to
00:28:39
us. We'll take all of the migrants,
00:28:41
we'll take all of the people seeking asylum.
00:28:44
Everybody come up, come up to to Chicago or San Francisco or New
00:28:49
York or all these these places. OK.
00:28:52
Is there a place is not one of those?
00:28:55
No, no, I think Austin might be the first in Texas if it if it
00:29:01
was to be and it's close, so you know but the but they haven't
00:29:06
declared that as of yet. Got you.
00:29:09
So this guy goes up to Chicago and he, his wife and
00:29:14
stepdaughter sleep in a combination of police precincts
00:29:20
and city shelters for about 5 months and he's unable to obtain
00:29:28
a work permit in that time. Fair enough.
00:29:31
We have rules his stepdaughter is not allowed to enroll in
00:29:37
free, free school because we have rules.
00:29:40
They haven't gone through that process.
00:29:44
So he literally said the following, There's no such thing
00:29:49
as the American dream, which, you know, maybe it, maybe it
00:29:57
shouldn't upset me like it did. But I'm just, I'm, I'm sitting
00:30:00
there just kind of like, I mean, this is an example.
00:30:04
This is the problem. And so I'll tell you what
00:30:09
20, around 20 is. The estimate went from Texas to
00:30:16
Chicago. You know, illegal 20.
00:30:19
Yeah. Illegal immigrants.
00:30:20
And that's just let me tell you how many I wrote it down here
00:30:25
somewhere there are. There was like 3.2 million
00:30:29
illegal immigrants. Throughout the United States.
00:30:31
Last year came in from the southern border.
00:30:35
Wow. Wow.
00:30:35
Yeah. That's a lot, yeah.
00:30:38
But there were 20 that went in this particular instance,
00:30:41
from Texas to Chicago. That's a lot of people, yeah.
00:30:46
So he this guy goes, well, our opportunity's kind of been
00:30:51
depleted because of the waves of migrants coming up here.
00:30:56
Well, that's the point. This was from the guy.
00:30:59
Yeah, this guy is talking to me. He's like, well, there's too
00:31:01
many, too many of us. Well, that's the point that
00:31:05
we're making. So he's upset that more.
00:31:07
He's upset that other people like him wanted things, too.
00:31:12
What? Holy shit.
00:31:13
What? What bothers me is that they
00:31:15
they think of the American Dream as just everything's gonna be
00:31:19
given to you. If we can just get there, we'll
00:31:22
be taken care of. Well, this country can't just
00:31:26
take care of every single person in the world.
00:31:28
So that's not how it works. If I were to just go to Canada,
00:31:31
there's not a job waiting. For me?
00:31:32
No, no, I mean a. Free apartment?
00:31:35
None of that, no. I mean I they think that that
00:31:39
Americans we actually have to work and and find a way to make
00:31:43
money versus they should just come here and be given
00:31:46
everything, right. And sadly unfortunately it does
00:31:50
happen a little bit and so that's that's the issue and I
00:31:53
and and when I heard this I got really upset and I just thought
00:31:57
to myself this is the problem. Everybody thinks the American
00:32:02
Dream means that. Well let me tell you what the
00:32:05
American dream means. This is verbatim the American
00:32:09
dream is the belief that anyone regardless of where they were
00:32:13
born or what class they were born into.
00:32:15
So fair enough, at this point it it all applies.
00:32:18
Can attain their own version of success in a in a society which
00:32:24
upward mobility is possible for everyone?
00:32:27
Well, upward mobility and their own version of success to me
00:32:33
means you come here the right way and you do what everybody
00:32:36
else does, which is pursue greatness, pursue, contribute to
00:32:41
society. That doesn't mean you're just
00:32:44
going to come here and say, oh, pay for everything.
00:32:50
So that's my kind of my rant. And it's quick tonight, but it's
00:32:54
it's it's enough. It's four.
00:32:57
Here's a little bit. Here's a tidbit here I wrote
00:32:59
down on my notes. Try, I take notes.
00:33:05
Go ahead, I. Was just going to say I'm so he
00:33:08
he's upset that he came across illegally and there was no job,
00:33:13
no housing, no schools for his daughter.
00:33:18
Well, wasn't it wasn't a no job. It was he couldn't get a work
00:33:21
permit because you can't just snap your fingers and get a work
00:33:25
permit. You have to go through the right
00:33:26
way. Same with the school.
00:33:28
There are plenty of schools, but you're not gonna be able to
00:33:30
enroll because you're not a citizen.
00:33:34
Go ahead. How do you get a work permit?
00:33:36
Do you know? You go through well, you go
00:33:37
through, you have apply and this.
00:33:38
And that's what I was gonna tell you.
00:33:39
So foreigners seeking asylum are required to wait at least 150
00:33:47
days in their home country after after submitting the application
00:33:54
for work. Gotcha.
00:33:57
So you can't just, you can't jump across the border through
00:34:03
what we learned was barbed wire and all kinds of shit.
00:34:06
You can't just jump across, come in here and work.
00:34:12
If you do that, you're supposed to stay in your country for 150
00:34:15
days and not like you can come here and go.
00:34:17
I'll just, you know, Dick around for five months and then I'll
00:34:20
work. You stay in your country, you
00:34:22
wait, you wait for the response and then you're allowed to come
00:34:25
here on a a permit. And that's my understanding of
00:34:30
that. And that still seems pretty
00:34:32
pretty quick. You can come here and and and
00:34:34
and and you know go for whatever.
00:34:36
But finally, the the people in Chicago or you know, for a long
00:34:39
time we're like, Oh yeah, we'll be that welcome.
00:34:42
And now they're, it's overwhelmingly kind of like
00:34:45
we're done with this the the the the people that live there.
00:34:47
Yeah. I can imagine.
00:34:49
But the last stat I'll give you, just to put things in
00:34:51
perspective is Chicago alone has requested $550 million just for
00:34:58
illegal migrants. That's a lot of money just for,
00:35:03
I mean. For like housing.
00:35:05
And yeah, for feeding them shelter.
00:35:08
I mean all these people, 20 people are needing a place to
00:35:12
live and food and clothing and this and that and whatever.
00:35:16
You think they'll start raising taxes?
00:35:18
But well, that's the point. The taxpayers are paying for
00:35:20
this. I didn't.
00:35:22
Oh, I left that little part out. And that's the issue.
00:35:26
And if and it's not, it's not Trey and myself, mainly me
00:35:32
rambling, being unsympathetic to people.
00:35:35
It's it's just you can't. It's not a free for all.
00:35:38
It's impossible. Yeah.
00:35:40
In the world you can't have that.
00:35:43
You have to have law and order rules and regulations.
00:35:48
People come up here and and they do it the wrong way.
00:35:52
It's not going to work out. I admit I'm I'm one of the lucky
00:35:54
ones that was born here. I'm I'm sorry.
00:35:56
I'm not going to apologize for that.
00:35:58
But I'm also I'm I'm also not going to say that it should be a
00:36:00
free for all either because then the people that are are here
00:36:03
are. It's just a mess.
00:36:05
You have to. You cannot have a country
00:36:07
without secure borders and without law and order.
00:36:10
Those are my, and that's my opinion.
00:36:11
I hold strong on the idea that there are so many people that
00:36:15
are doing it the right way. They're the ones that deserve to
00:36:18
be here. I've, I've met, I've met quite a
00:36:20
few of them in my life and they're sitting here going, what
00:36:23
is up with this illegal, this open border stuff and people
00:36:27
come in here and using tax money and here I am working and I did
00:36:30
it the right way. I waited, you know, I had one,
00:36:33
one gentleman, I think he was from Bulgaria, say he waited
00:36:36
like 9 years and he was all over the place trying to escape
00:36:40
Communist Bulgaria. Yeah.
00:36:43
I was gonna write his life story and into a book because it was
00:36:46
so crazy. Yeah.
00:36:48
Then he did it and waited. And now he's here and he works,
00:36:51
makes good money and contributes to society as a family.
00:36:55
And there you go. And he did it the right way.
00:36:57
Yeah. Not that you have to come here
00:36:59
and make a lot of money. Whatever.
00:37:00
But you know what I'm saying, Right.
00:37:02
So let's move on from that. I I It just it just pissed me
00:37:05
off at this. There's no American dream.
00:37:08
Well, there there is, dude. And and you're just unwilling to
00:37:11
do it the right way. Yeah.
00:37:12
Did you agree or disagree? I agree.
00:37:14
You better. I think why, I just, I guess
00:37:16
what frustrates me is he's bitching at us.
00:37:18
There is no American dream. That's what got me.
00:37:21
That's what got me. Are you really bitching at us?
00:37:23
I mean, the bottom line is you're still being put into
00:37:26
shelters and you're still, you're not.
00:37:28
You're not literally on the street.
00:37:29
You're sleeping in places. You're giving food.
00:37:30
They're feeding them. You could seriously sit here,
00:37:35
quote UN quote on the streets for how long and still get fed
00:37:40
and and and sheltered to A to a point.
00:37:43
And you're and you're complaining.
00:37:44
You're upset about that? Yeah.
00:37:46
Anyway, so screw that. Speaking of serious stuff, let's
00:37:52
go back across the ocean real fast.
00:37:56
I don't want to get into this 'cause we have we have five more
00:38:00
states to get into when it comes to, but then in.
00:38:05
Our football picks. In our football picks I have a
00:38:07
lot. We have lots to do real fast.
00:38:09
We gotta get this done real fast though.
00:38:12
We have had no Palestinian offers from any of you to no
00:38:17
kidding to say and I put it out in in clip form in in preview
00:38:22
form as well. So you didn't even have to
00:38:24
listen to the show and and I've it's it's been proven that these
00:38:28
clips have been watched and or listen to by thousands of
00:38:31
people. Thousands.
00:38:34
And so you know it's frustrating because I I was hoping to get at
00:38:38
least somebody that said that would at least just message us.
00:38:40
Give me a paragraph of what the deal is.
00:38:42
Yeah. So if you're listening now,
00:38:45
there was no time limit and you can still do it.
00:38:47
Go on to YouTube and subscribe if you want to leave us a
00:38:52
message on one of those video clips and just tell us exactly
00:38:55
how you feel and and we'll and we'll use it.
00:38:58
You don't have to talk to us or call or whatever.
00:39:03
That would be good to hear. Yeah, but but just something.
00:39:05
Just give us something and and and know every It's almost like
00:39:07
everybody's just like it's not it.
00:39:10
It makes me honestly sit here and go, They got nothing and and
00:39:14
I'm gonna say it and people aren't gonna like to hear that
00:39:21
there's a woman named Zuela. Consuela.
00:39:28
Not Consuela. That would be like South
00:39:30
American. Oh, OK, Prosuela.
00:39:33
Prosuela. She's more positive.
00:39:37
She's an optimist. She's an optimistic.
00:39:41
Suella. Just Suella.
00:39:44
SUELLA. It's Suella Braverman.
00:39:48
So anybody that knows politics, I know, right?
00:39:51
Yeah, she must. She must be married.
00:39:54
Because if you look at her picture, she's definitely she's
00:39:57
not Karen Jones, You know what I mean?
00:39:59
Betty. Braverman, right, Braverman.
00:40:02
And she is auk. So she's over in England, a
00:40:06
conservative politician and she spoke up about the the
00:40:13
Palestinian protests that were happening in all over England
00:40:19
but in London mainly and how they were calling for jihad.
00:40:23
They're calling for war. They are calling for jihad.
00:40:28
Is religious war killing anybody that's not Muslim in this case
00:40:33
that's kind of what Hamas is preaching.
00:40:35
And and and more more or less about the Jews, but Christians
00:40:40
are included too in in in jihad. That's what Osama as well, they
00:40:45
all talked about when it came to us in in the United States.
00:40:49
And so you've got to big group of Palestinian flags out in
00:40:53
London who are saying kill everybody.
00:40:56
And this politician who who admittedly is, is over there,
00:41:01
it's a little different, but she would consider her more right
00:41:05
wing, even though it's a little different over there overall.
00:41:09
And she came out and said, hey, this is bullshit.
00:41:13
Why are we sitting here? Just OK, the police are out
00:41:15
there just like letting them chant.
00:41:17
Kill people. Kill people, right, Essentially,
00:41:20
I mean, I don't know what they were.
00:41:21
How? How?
00:41:22
I don't. I'm not gonna try and do an
00:41:23
Arabic accent. OK?
00:41:25
You you might a. Little disappointed in that.
00:41:27
You might. I would get so many comments if
00:41:30
I tried that. But and so she gets she, she
00:41:36
says. You know, to to the Prime
00:41:37
Minister, this is this is bullshit.
00:41:39
You know the police need to be harder.
00:41:41
Why are the Israeli ones being come down on?
00:41:45
So they're being stricter on. Stricter is what her.
00:41:48
It's her claim. I I'm not there.
00:41:50
I wasn't. On the Israeli.
00:41:51
Well, I have no problem putting London on our world tour, but we
00:41:55
weren't there now. Yeah and yeah, I've been there
00:41:58
too, but we have to go together for the show.
00:42:02
And so she spoke up and she was very disappointed.
00:42:07
And she said that there was a whole thing where they're gonna
00:42:09
try and and send some of these Palestinian refugees over to to
00:42:14
another country. I don't know what it was, but
00:42:15
there is a whole thing. And she called out the Prime
00:42:18
Minister and he fired her. Wow.
00:42:21
The next day he's like, OK, you no, you're out.
00:42:25
And and it was because she obviously made him feel pretty
00:42:27
uncomfortable. And I think it's because
00:42:29
everybody kind of knows that she's right.
00:42:31
This is weird. All of this Palestinian stuff in
00:42:34
the Western society, England, the United States, wherever,
00:42:39
with these chants of look, if you chant, chant or whatever you
00:42:44
do when these protests like, hey, you know, leave us alone in
00:42:50
Gaza, you know, leave us our own, our land or whatever,
00:42:54
that's fine. But when you're calling for
00:42:56
jihad, when you're calling for death, when you're cheering it
00:43:00
on, on what Hamas did and the way they did it, the brutality,
00:43:07
that to me is nothing to to celebrate, to embrace.
00:43:12
And and that's what's happening in our country over there.
00:43:16
And this lady called it out and gets fired.
00:43:19
So where? Why is it?
00:43:20
Why are we so scared to to call out that side of things?
00:43:26
I just feel like there's something and I and I I don't
00:43:28
know how to, I don't know how to explain it.
00:43:31
So do you have any? I mean, do you do you have any
00:43:32
idea? That's wild I.
00:43:34
Just wanted to mention that, that Lady because.
00:43:35
She got fired. I mean, there's Why is there not
00:43:38
a discussion about it? Why?
00:43:40
Why is immediately firing her? I know that's kind of like I'm
00:43:43
taking my ball and going home. Like I'm not even gonna, I'm not
00:43:46
even gonna mess with this, right.
00:43:49
And and I think that's the that's a sign.
00:43:51
Are there people that are rising up on her behalf as far as why
00:43:54
she? Got fired.
00:43:55
There's been, there's been people that protest that too,
00:43:58
but it's like a protest of a protest of a protest, you know
00:44:01
it's. A lot of protest.
00:44:02
A lot of protest and you know people have come out and said
00:44:05
that she was wrongfully fired and that she was trying to and
00:44:08
and then again it's it's over there.
00:44:09
It's not quite, I don't think it's quite as bad as over here,
00:44:11
but it's it's one side versus the other.
00:44:13
So you come out and people are saying what's the problem with
00:44:16
her She's she's speaking the truth at least listen and
00:44:21
they're going well. It's already done.
00:44:22
Too late. And she's come back.
00:44:24
And of course she's firing back verbally at the guy.
00:44:27
And now she's, she's not polite, Yeah.
00:44:29
But she's like, fuck this guy. Yeah, Yeah.
00:44:32
I hope she does too. Yeah.
00:44:33
And I and I did too, because again, I'm not.
00:44:36
I'm not picking sides when it comes to politics.
00:44:38
Trey and I aren't sitting here going, we're right wing now
00:44:40
because of this. But in this case, this quote UN
00:44:44
quote right wing politician has it right in my opinion.
00:44:48
Yeah, you can't just sit here and and oh, everyone has the
00:44:52
right to protest, but what? But when they're protesting and
00:44:54
they're actually calling for. Death.
00:44:57
For for death to to to us, to Western people.
00:45:03
That's half of what Osama bin Laden preached was the Western
00:45:07
culture. That is the problem.
00:45:11
And so Zuela pro, Swella cons, we're pro.
00:45:18
Swella. Yeah, we're pro.
00:45:19
Swell. Good luck with what you do and
00:45:22
hopefully get it figured out, But I wanted to mention that to
00:45:24
everybody. All right, Dre, go ahead.
00:45:30
What? What's the next state?
00:45:32
Next state is Ryan. You're ready?
00:45:34
Are you ready? The next state is Oregon.
00:45:36
Oregon Best fucking ducks or some shit.
00:45:39
This one is the most prescription painkiller abuse.
00:45:43
Oh, oh, that's kind of interesting.
00:45:46
OK. And so all.
00:45:48
Right, people listen, maybe this is a good five, says.
00:45:50
Follow follow these two rules when it comes to painkillers and
00:45:53
organs, don't touch their percocets.
00:45:57
And do you have any percocets? Don't touch them any like like
00:46:02
people will attack you like it. And I had to Google what what a
00:46:06
Percocet was. Yeah, yeah.
00:46:08
Next one. We we agreed to go through these
00:46:10
fast. Next one is Pennsylvania and
00:46:14
there's is worst bridges. Oh.
00:46:17
Worst bridges. So it says there are 22
00:46:22
bridges in the state, but just 23% of those are considered
00:46:26
structurally deficient. What?
00:46:30
Structurally efficient, it says deficient in oh so it makes
00:46:33
sense, but so well, still 23%. So crossing your bridge over
00:46:36
there can become a a prey or be preyed over kind of over a kind
00:46:44
of situation anyway. Can you imagine go every bridge
00:46:46
you go over you're like please, please, please let.
00:46:48
Me make it, let me make. It fall, don't fall, you, you
00:46:51
hear, you are all of a sudden you have a little little bump
00:46:53
and you're like, oh God, all right, Pennsylvania, so. #3
00:46:56
Rhode Island highest teacher absenteeism.
00:47:02
So they just mean that they're they're employed teachers, they
00:47:05
they need, they need more substitutes.
00:47:07
Anybody else? So says more than half the
00:47:09
teachers in Rhode Island have missed more than 10 days of the
00:47:13
work during the school year, while one in five missed at
00:47:16
least 20 days of school. My God.
00:47:19
Well, the schools fall for employing them if they missed 20
00:47:22
days. And it says if a student did
00:47:23
this, they'd be held. Yeah.
00:47:25
So what's funny is that Rhode Island teachers get paid more
00:47:27
than the ones in the South. That's what I was gonna ask that
00:47:30
was gonna, oh, go ahead, South Dakota.
00:47:32
South Dakota. Just a random state so they get
00:47:34
paid more than the ones in. South Dakota.
00:47:36
Well, I was going to ask if like what the, if it's because the
00:47:38
salary's low or if, I mean if Anyway, go ahead.
00:47:41
But no, they get paid more than South Dakota teachers.
00:47:44
Boring. I like the other ones.
00:47:45
South Dakota teachers get a lot of.
00:47:47
Apparently. Is that the standard?
00:47:51
Are the bridges in Pittsburgh not as good as South Dakota?
00:47:54
Apparently not. South Carolina Most violent
00:47:58
crime? Really, It says.
00:48:02
And that's a sincere, really because South Carolina crime
00:48:09
crime. I never thought Myrtle.
00:48:11
I never thought Myrtle Beach like crime.
00:48:14
Crime. Now you do.
00:48:16
It says out of all the 50 states, South Carolina has the
00:48:19
highest rate of violent crime, coming in at 766 per 100
00:48:25
residents to the whole concept of Southern hospitality.
00:48:30
Nope. Damn.
00:48:32
Wow. I I always thought of South
00:48:34
Carolina as one of those places that was, like, pleasant.
00:48:37
But anyway, I'm. I'm gonna rethink going Myrtle
00:48:40
Beach for golf next South Dakota.
00:48:43
No. OK, well, here we go.
00:48:45
Apparently their teachers are paid.
00:48:47
What? Lowest paid teachers.
00:48:48
No way. Oh, so OK, look, you can't put.
00:48:55
Should I even? Should I even get into this?
00:48:58
You can't put something like that on a state that
00:49:01
alphabetically comes before, yeah?
00:49:04
Messes up the. So the lowest paid teachers are
00:49:07
in South Dakota. How low can they possibly be
00:49:10
paid? And it says it's not just the
00:49:13
teachers in South Dakota, though, since everyone gets paid
00:49:16
less. Statewide, South Dakota has the
00:49:18
lowest salaries in the nation. So bad news for employees, but
00:49:22
good news for employers. Well, I my first instinct would
00:49:27
be because cost of living is probably pretty low, I guess so
00:49:31
it doesn't. You don't need.
00:49:32
I mean, but it doesn't give you a a a median salary for
00:49:38
teachers. Jesus, what could it be?
00:49:41
I mean, it's the lowest paid. What's the lowest paid teacher
00:49:44
in the in the world anyway? But guess what?
00:49:48
Next show we jump into the Tees, so we're getting closer to.
00:49:51
Ten. Was that five?
00:49:51
That was fine, thank God. So we're getting closer to
00:49:55
Texas. Yeah, it's going to suck.
00:49:58
Don't look forward. Don't look ahead.
00:50:00
OK? You know, it's going to be so
00:50:02
disappointing and we'll just quit.
00:50:04
Just fuck it. There's only there's only 39
00:50:08
states. Fuck it.
00:50:10
So, awareness tonight. We'll hurry up because imagine
00:50:16
that. Ryan talked a lot tonight.
00:50:21
Trey, are you still there? Are you aware we're doing a show
00:50:25
still? I'm awareness of our self.
00:50:28
Awareness. Yeah.
00:50:29
OK, So I thought I would. Do you want to do yours first?
00:50:33
You have one tonight, or do you want me to go first?
00:50:36
Go ahead. OK, I'm going to go first.
00:50:38
I thought I'd do something interesting tonight.
00:50:40
I'm excited about this. It's not that exciting.
00:50:43
It's not that it's not. I'm excited.
00:50:46
Well, it caused it. Well, the exciting part is it
00:50:48
caused. It kept kind of kept going.
00:50:51
Yeah. And that is, I asked my wife to
00:50:55
tell me what I should be more self aware of myself.
00:51:01
How is she not still talking right now?
00:51:03
I think she is. I hear her up there.
00:51:05
I got another one. Yeah, a list.
00:51:08
She had to narrow it down. She couldn't think of it.
00:51:12
It took her, I mean, literally 5 to 10 minutes.
00:51:16
I'm sitting there and we're in the kitchen.
00:51:17
She's making her dinner. I'm feeding the kids.
00:51:19
We're doing this and I'm like, are you have, are you struggling
00:51:23
with this because you can't think of anything which I think
00:51:26
is the reason or is it because there are so many trying?
00:51:29
To figure out which one to point.
00:51:30
Out drinking them one through 5 and the most important but she
00:51:35
she came up with a couple and and they're they're OK.
00:51:39
I mean they're not exciting one is we have a beautiful bar
00:51:43
you've seen it. Yes.
00:51:45
And and I think that the bar, I'm going to say it, I think the
00:51:51
bar is more of the man's responsibility.
00:51:54
OK, right women. Stay away from the.
00:51:59
Bar. No, no, that's not where you're
00:52:02
going. You know what?
00:52:02
Stay away from the bar. Stay away from the bar.
00:52:05
You can go in there and get your vodka, you know, cranberry,
00:52:08
cranberry, whatever. But stay away with the bar.
00:52:11
I have some good Scotch of this and that set and I set it aside,
00:52:15
but occasionally, OK, more than occasionally I leave the empty
00:52:20
bottles in the boxes and all that.
00:52:22
You know, they they're just kind of there because I I like my
00:52:25
Scotch and so. You need the empty box to let.
00:52:29
You know her first thing about the She's a lot about the bar.
00:52:33
She's unhappy because the rest of the house looks a certain
00:52:37
way. And then my I call it my bar
00:52:40
looks a whole different way. And there are items in there
00:52:44
that she doesn't like. She doesn't like my Pittsburgh
00:52:47
Steeler beer holder helmet. Beer holder helmet.
00:52:54
Yes. You put your beer in it and it's
00:52:56
A and you hold the face mask right?
00:52:59
And I'm I'm shocked said you don't like that.
00:53:02
I thought, you want me to get another?
00:53:03
One sounds like you need to put some of these items in other
00:53:06
parts of the house, so it. You spread it out.
00:53:08
I mean, it matches. That's.
00:53:09
I think that's their problem. Isn't that what it is?
00:53:11
The second thing is I have a Jonathan Davis, a singer of
00:53:15
Corn, my favorite band as we all know.
00:53:18
Jonathan Davis a A Big Candle, random shit in the bar.
00:53:24
But it to me it matches and it looks great next to my Scotch.
00:53:30
You know, there's some other things and it just she thinks
00:53:33
certain things should be in the drawer and that was her one
00:53:37
thing. She goes, I just can't trash.
00:53:40
I can't handle the bar. And I said, well this is.
00:53:44
I'm glad that it took me this to find out because it seems like
00:53:47
this is really bothering you. Let me see what I can do for
00:53:49
you. So tonight I took the empty
00:53:52
boxes. So right before we started the
00:53:54
show. And I said.
00:53:56
I held her up. I held her up.
00:53:57
I I held it up to her. I said look what I'm doing.
00:54:00
And she kind of just shook her head.
00:54:02
But because she knows that's not gonna last, she doesn't.
00:54:06
Anyway, the second thing, and this is interesting because I've
00:54:10
bitched about her loading the dishwasher before, she's
00:54:13
complaining about me unloading the dishwasher, she says.
00:54:16
I take all the things that I don't know that she uses and I
00:54:22
just kind of set them over by the stove so that she can put
00:54:27
them all away. Gotcha.
00:54:29
But she doesn't know where they go.
00:54:30
But. She has some weird shit like I
00:54:32
don't know what this what does this contract contract like what
00:54:35
is this and and I said well and she goes you need to learn where
00:54:39
things go in our home. That's fair.
00:54:44
I I God, I want to yell at you but I I just.
00:54:46
I guess she's right. Is she right?
00:54:50
I said, all right, well, I started.
00:54:52
I started right away. I was like, we'll see that over
00:54:54
there. Like, where does that usually
00:54:55
go? And I think we taking a class.
00:54:58
So those are her two main ones. The last one is one that really
00:55:03
she and I are not going to agree on because I think if you're in
00:55:05
a marriage. This is going to be good.
00:55:07
Loving or not, you know you have needs.
00:55:14
OK. And this is not going where
00:55:16
people think it's gonna go. It's just it's a little minor
00:55:19
version of it. I am obsessed with having.
00:55:25
I like the scratches. OK, The light.
00:55:28
The the light. The light scratch, right.
00:55:30
Just the the touch. Yeah.
00:55:32
From your wife. I like that.
00:55:34
When watching a show, usually fucking Bravo or whatever the
00:55:37
hell she's got me watching. Yeah.
00:55:41
Acting like I don't like it, but I'll I'll kind of like just put
00:55:47
my foot on her just like just randomly stick it over there and
00:55:52
just put it on her and and then you know eventually you hear
00:55:55
this and she like throws her hand on my.
00:56:00
But I'm literally people that are watching.
00:56:03
I'll show you people that aren't.
00:56:04
I mean it's literally just just do this.
00:56:08
I mean just it's like a little the the an inch of just little
00:56:11
light scratches. It's all I want.
00:56:14
On the foot. Yeah, well, or the leg or
00:56:16
wherever. Just somewhere.
00:56:17
I just want just touch me, damn it.
00:56:19
My wife touch me, damn it. It's my hashtag.
00:56:25
But that's all I want for my for my loving wife.
00:56:27
Just give me a little scratches, but just.
00:56:30
What makes sense? Yeah.
00:56:32
And it's but it but it's like the it's like I've asked her to,
00:56:37
to go through officer training in the Marines just.
00:56:41
Like I like the side. It's just yeah, this she because
00:56:45
it's obvious. She makes it obvious.
00:56:46
She's like or she'll grab my she'll grab my foot and pull it
00:56:50
to her because she knows I'm like I'm trying to get her to do
00:56:52
it anyway. So those are the three.
00:56:55
Nothing too exciting. But the she said she's going to
00:56:57
come up with some more anyway. Those are my three.
00:57:01
Do you have one head? Scratches and stuff like.
00:57:03
That. Oh God, the head.
00:57:04
Yeah. And she goes, get one of those
00:57:06
things that you can scratch your head with.
00:57:08
And I'm like, thank you, is that OK?
00:57:10
Is it bad? When I go get a haircut and a
00:57:12
man's wanting hair, I'm enjoying it.
00:57:16
That's bad, isn't it? No, Just shut your eyes.
00:57:20
Shut your eyes. Look, I'll tell you.
00:57:25
Look, we've gone. We've gone a little over
00:57:26
tonight. Surprise, surprise.
00:57:29
Let me tell you a very fast story.
00:57:30
When I was on my honeymoon on a cruise ship, they had a lovely
00:57:34
spa and it it it, we're in Europe technically, I mean
00:57:41
we're, you know, Italy and Croatia and whatever, but the,
00:57:45
the staff on the cruise, they're all, they're all Italian too, or
00:57:50
Eastern European. So when my wife called to
00:57:53
schedule our massages on one of the days, she requested that she
00:57:58
have, you know, a male and I have a female and they they mix
00:58:02
it up, they they switched it. So I had this huge Serbian guy
00:58:07
come out and go, Ryan, and I'm like, Nope, I was like, I guess
00:58:13
that's. Her name's Ryan.
00:58:15
I I accepted it. I just I I said all right, fine.
00:58:18
I'm not gonna be this way. It's fine.
00:58:20
Did this is man as a professional and the whole time
00:58:26
he'd hit certain like spots of the leg and I'm like, oh.
00:58:30
Daddy. Like these Serbian men know what
00:58:34
they're doing and and and I was and then I'd stop and I'm like
00:58:37
this doesn't feel good at all like I wish I had that other but
00:58:40
but so I I know what you're saying.
00:58:44
You're sitting there going and then he kept telling me how to
00:58:46
make sure that I had the certain oil and this and I need to put
00:58:50
this in my foot and. Now your butt felt tight.
00:58:54
You released some of this tension.
00:58:57
All my testicles. Felt a little swollen.
00:59:04
But anyway, that was. I got one.
00:59:05
I got one. No, I'm saying that was my story
00:59:09
about about the man thing, the. Man, I got a good one.
00:59:15
Go ahead. So same scenario.
00:59:17
Me and my ex were going to get massages.
00:59:20
She she found on some site. Anyway, it was down in Oak Lawn.
00:59:25
That was great. Thank you for that information.
00:59:27
Yeah, it was on some site. Yeah, some some site that she
00:59:30
found deals on. I forgot what it was called
00:59:31
anyway. Remember, we No one knows what
00:59:34
Oak Lawn is if they live in. Serb St.
00:59:36
It's a street Where? In Dallas, TX.
00:59:38
In Dallas. Texas, where it tend to be more
00:59:41
homosexuals. Oh, I see where you're going.
00:59:43
Area. There you go.
00:59:44
Anyway, so we get there. The female, no shit, was about
00:59:48
65. WNBA and the guy.
00:59:56
So I look at her. I'm like.
00:59:57
Are you sure? Which one do you want?
01:00:01
Like I want the female. I bet she roughed her up.
01:00:05
So I was, I was fine until you feel you know how they get done
01:00:10
down the back and it goes to the forearm and the elbow.
01:00:14
So when I start feeling the tuft of hair on his forearms, going
01:00:18
up my back with the lotion and stuff like this, I'm just like,
01:00:23
that's where it got me on nothing.
01:00:24
A little biting wrong with not at all man love that was if
01:00:28
you're not into that look I'm not gonna lie to you I mean it I
01:00:34
part of the and it's and it's also therapeutic because
01:00:37
physical physical therapy because I do have issues with
01:00:40
hips like my hips in like upper leg and the upper thigh and that
01:00:44
that region the oh. Yeah, he got into the upper
01:00:47
loops. But I'm saying not, not that
01:00:50
guy. Well, well, I'm over that guy.
01:00:52
I've tried to. I've tried to put him out.
01:00:54
No. But I'm just saying like there's
01:00:56
a there is a difference when you've got a this, I could say
01:01:01
like the the not not sensual. That sounds really bad.
01:01:07
It's not sensual that's that's like romantic.
01:01:09
It's, it's, it's there's something about burly man, a
01:01:15
burly man versus a woman who's taking care of your upper thighs
01:01:19
like you. Like you said, if I'm feeling a
01:01:24
bunch of arm hair on my upper thigh, I know that's not
01:01:27
supposed to be happening, right? I know I'm not off on this.
01:01:34
Just go. Just go with it.
01:01:39
I should probably just just and just stop.
01:01:42
Best massage you ever had, I'm sure.
01:01:45
It No he you talking about my Serbian guy?
01:01:48
No, 'cause the whole time he sat there, 'cause we were in
01:01:50
Croatia, we were about to dock in Croatia.
01:01:52
And the whole time I'm like, Croatia's beautiful and he's
01:01:54
like, fuck Croatia. Apparently they oh, apparently
01:01:58
they don't like each. Other is that his ex-husband
01:02:00
country? Yes.
01:02:01
So Serbia and Croatia apparently had like war and they, they
01:02:05
don't like each other. You know, Yugoslavia was a mess,
01:02:07
like a lot of places in the world.
01:02:09
And so I was asking him and I made the mistake and you know
01:02:12
me, I'm like, so tell me what exactly happened?
01:02:17
So the whole fucking hour and a. Half as you're as he's rubbing
01:02:20
your upper thigh. Oh, and and every time he got
01:02:22
intense, he'd just like, dig in. And I'm like the Croatians are,
01:02:28
you know, yelling at you. Yeah, so the good news is later
01:02:32
that night for Cocktail Hour with our new friends, I had some
01:02:35
information I could share about Croatia and Serbia their
01:02:39
relationship when it came up nice, which I I forced it to
01:02:45
come up. I'll.
01:02:46
Leave it alone. No, don't leave it alone.
01:02:49
Trey. Do we leave anything alone?
01:02:52
Go ahead. I would.
01:02:53
Just. Say, what's on your mind?
01:02:55
Did Did he buy you drinks? Did he buy you dinner or did you
01:02:59
feel a Did he scratch your foot later that night?
01:03:02
No. You know, I think this this guy
01:03:04
was purely business. I, you know, I really think he
01:03:07
was, he was so business oriented and he's like, how does that
01:03:12
feel? But it wasn't in a, it wasn't in
01:03:15
like a a true sensual way. It was just like literally, how
01:03:20
do you feel? I'm gonna tell you about the
01:03:21
Serbia, Croatia war like it was like and I when I left, it goes
01:03:26
here, you're gonna buy this product.
01:03:27
I mean, it was just, it was to the point, but the bottom line
01:03:32
is when he'd hit certain spots, I'm like, am I supposed to be
01:03:35
feeling this way? He.
01:03:37
Started questioning things. It's like I've never felt my the
01:03:41
back of my knee felt feel this good before in my life.
01:03:45
From the touch of a man. And and it was the touch of a
01:03:48
man. And then of course then he goes
01:03:50
to regions where I'm like this is not comfortable and we're
01:03:53
back. Get your hand off of that.
01:03:55
Go Can you go back to the back of the knee please.
01:04:00
So anyway that's that's that that's that's that You give me
01:04:05
your you had one. You have a a self-awareness for
01:04:07
tonight. Well, I know we talked about
01:04:10
cleaning gym equipment. And yeah, you don't do it.
01:04:13
I. Don't do it.
01:04:17
I started noticing these people. So is that your thing you don't
01:04:19
do? It I don't do it.
01:04:21
So you need to be more self aware about that.
01:04:22
Sure. But I started noticing that
01:04:24
certain people use the same paper towel on every piece of
01:04:28
equipment they clean. I was like, didn't that defeat
01:04:30
the purpose of it? You want it to be clean.
01:04:32
Why are you going to clean it? And you're taking the germs.
01:04:34
You just cleaned off one piece of equipment, you just wiping it
01:04:36
on the next one, OK, And then on the next one?
01:04:38
Could they wipe half and then use the other?
01:04:40
Half they weren't. It's like balled up.
01:04:42
You wipe it down. You watch their process.
01:04:44
Yeah. I mean, if they're going to do
01:04:46
it, I'm just sitting here watching it and then incredible
01:04:50
waste of time. Well, and then when you're
01:04:52
sitting there waiting for a machine, it's like they want to
01:04:54
clean it off. OK, I get it.
01:04:56
I respect. That.
01:04:57
Don't take your sweet fucking time.
01:04:59
Don't go over there, stretch and grab a towel and spray it down
01:05:03
and stretch some more. Get over there.
01:05:05
Get back clean it so I can start working out.
01:05:07
I will take what they do over what you do, which is nothing.
01:05:12
Yeah, because at least they're respectful of the sweat that
01:05:16
gets on the machines. I don't sweat that much.
01:05:19
But that's not for you to decide.
01:05:21
I don't want one drop of your sweat on my upper leg.
01:05:23
You know something that happened to me other day at the gym?
01:05:26
I'm a little uncomfortable with. Oh oh, why are we so late in the
01:05:31
show with this? Sorry, no, I'm saying I want to
01:05:33
know. I wear sandals to the gym, you
01:05:35
know, and so went to the bathroom.
01:05:38
Why do you wear sandals to the gym?
01:05:40
Do you do no cardio? No, I don't do cardio.
01:05:43
Ever. Ever.
01:05:46
Except you're bike riding. Which I haven't done in a while.
01:05:48
Oh, I called it. Go ahead and we'll talk about
01:05:51
that later. So walk up to the urinal to use
01:05:54
the restroom. Mm hmm.
01:05:58
That's your liquid? Hit my foot.
01:06:03
You're not. You're not even out yet.
01:06:04
I. Haven't even started peeing yet,
01:06:06
so I know it's not mine, so yeah.
01:06:09
Well, you know what? First off, that's what you get
01:06:14
from wearing sandals to the gym. Second off, you don't wipe your
01:06:18
machine. So that's the karma.
01:06:21
Yeah. Third off, what do you do?
01:06:25
I mean, do you do you stick your foot in the sink?
01:06:27
Well, then I started thinking. What do you do to watch?
01:06:29
Stop. My dumbass self.
01:06:31
I took my other foot and wiped it.
01:06:32
But then I'm like, well, now it's on my other foot.
01:06:34
I was like, you know what? I'm going to take a shower when
01:06:39
I get home anyway, so so yeah. Well, those are good.
01:06:45
I I always have a lot more to say.
01:06:47
I just never want to stop. But we got to stop.
01:06:50
You got to stop. Now what time is it?
01:06:52
Yeah. I think one time we should do a
01:06:56
four hour show. Oh my God, what do you think?
01:06:59
If you give me a recliner in here then.
01:07:00
I'll probably get a four hour show.
01:07:02
I I agree with you because you can see from minute one till
01:07:07
minute, however many two you can see the shift you can start
01:07:12
seeing. OK, Trey's starting to get a
01:07:13
little bit uncomfortable. Hit us up.
01:07:18
We're really, really, really pumping this YouTube channel and
01:07:22
it's getting some good hits on a lot of our previews.
01:07:26
Thousands. I mean, I'm, I'm talking good
01:07:27
numbers. We haven't had any of the likes
01:07:31
under 50%, so that's a positive. Nice.
01:07:34
Most of them are are high and Spotify, those are the two main
01:07:38
ones. I'm not gonna say that the other
01:07:40
ones aren't important. You can check us out anywhere
01:07:43
you listen to podcasts. Yeah, please.
01:07:45
Like, dislike, comment. Yeah, that's Scribe.
01:07:48
That's the point. Yeah.
01:07:49
I mean, don't just go. Listen, I mean, I mean, yes, go
01:07:52
listen. But but there's always something
01:07:54
you can hit that makes hits. That's fine.
01:07:57
But don't, I mean even don't even.
01:07:59
I mean we want you to comment, but don't even comment.
01:08:01
There's always either a like or a or a subscribe or a follow.
01:08:07
It's not, it's not, it's not very hard.
01:08:12
It's not hard at all. Unless you really just don't
01:08:17
like us and you don't want to do it.
01:08:18
And then at least at least tell me so that I can just go.
01:08:21
All right, fair Another person doesn't like us.
01:08:25
No follows. Not your cup of tea.
01:08:27
But I feel like we should have 1 follows 1 by
01:08:32
now. So keep just helps out and and
01:08:35
and keep listening and tell your friends yes, we we're not gonna
01:08:41
stop. I think Trey and are dedicated
01:08:43
and we're gonna keep rolling. Yes.
01:08:45
So we'll see you on the next one later.
01:08:48
Love you guys. Oh yeah.
01:09:17
I'm trying to think of something to go with this.
01:09:20
You got nothing. I got nothing right now.
01:09:22
I'm so today was off. Well, the only happy ending I've
01:09:27
ever had is from the Serbian guy, so at.
01:09:31
Least we've got that in common. No one, hopefully no one listens
01:09:35
to this point. At least we've got that in
01:09:38
common. See you guys.