This episode goes off the rails in the best way possible. From a viral Jason Aldean song that sparked national outrage to inmates getting pregnant in women’s prisons — nothing’s off-limits. We debate lyric hypocrisy in pop and rap, ask real questions about double standards, and drop some of the most bizarre Twilight Zone-level death facts you’ve ever heard. Plus, a Would You Rather that sets the tone early.
🎤 Jason Aldean’s “Try That in a Small Town” controversy
🤰 Trans inmate pregnancies stir public debate
👽 #AliensVsPredators — Twitter has spoken
👙 The great nipple double standard
📉 Woman dies proving dogs aren't always heroes
🎧 Lyric wars: Eminem vs. Taylor vs. Cardi
☕️ Gym etiquette, coffee station madness & parking lots
💀 Death facts that will ruin your peace
Chapters:
00:00 – Intro
01:22 – Would You Rather?
03:10 – Aussie Listener Shoutout & Sexual Poisoning?!
06:54 – The “My Dog Will Save Me” Death Story
10:35 – Trans Inmate Pregnancy Scandal
15:30 – Jason Aldean Song Controversy
33:25 – Eminem, Taylor Swift & Cardi B Lyric Analysis
46:07 – #AliensVsPredators Segment
48:27 – Nipple Double Standard
54:20 – Twilight Zone Death Facts
1:03:15 – Awareness of Self-Awareness: Gym & Everyday Chaos
🎙️ Buckle up — this one is controversial, chaotic, and downright addicting.
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This is where it's at. Trey, I have a question for you.
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What's up, man? Would you rather?
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Have your testicles and eyeballs exchange places?
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Or your nose and penis? I guess it depends on the woman.
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You know, I just I came across. I came across this and I thought
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it was a very detailed question. It was in Holy Shit.
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Although with the size of my nose it may help me out a little
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bit. So.
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You're going to go with nose and penis, Yeah, nose and penis.
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All the sudden your penis is just mass.
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Yeah, I've got it. All right, well, Speaking of
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penises, would you rather put your penis on a hot grill for 20
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seconds? Oh shit.
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Or shave your nipples off with a razor blade.
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Probably shave my nipples off. Well, I guess the other one's
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not. All right, I've got one more for
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you. I don't want another one.
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Got one more for you. You know you're going to like
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this one. Anybody that's been listening to
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the show would I rather have sex?
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With No Yeah Yeah. Would you rather have phone sex
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with Russell Crowe? Okay.
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Or Dwayne, The Rock Johnson. Shit, I actually be surprised.
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I like the accent of Russell. Crowe So.
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It's phone sex. It's not real sex.
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Real sex, So. You would rather the rock.
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I want the man handle you in person.
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Yeah, I see. I want the whole cuddling
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afterwards. But with the phone, Russell
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Crowe may do it. Yeah.
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OK. Fair enough.
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I like it. Yeah.
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All right. Well, you know, I needed to.
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I needed the answers to those questions before we moved any
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further. That's pretty interesting.
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So and disturbing on the answer. I have a lot more where that
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came from. Thank.
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Thank goodness. So real quickly, I've been
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talking about all of our listeners all over the place,
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right when you're bitching or no?
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Well, kind of actually, yeah. It's a good segue over there,
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Trey. I've been you and I have been
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kind of using Australia as an example of a few things.
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If you remember the gentleman who was speared by a garfish,
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Yes, we were kind of making fun of him because he was in
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Australia and that went up and up to that area.
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Yes. And we've said a few things
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about Australia cuz. I didn't.
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I didn't worry about it. We had no listeners.
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Well, guess what? We have a lot.
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We have a lot, a lot of listeners.
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Yeah, this isn't fun. Like back in the day we were
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like, we have one listener. All of a sudden something is
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caught on in Australia and I'm not kidding and I wanted to
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apologize to all of you. If you go backwards and listen
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to some of the show now, we don't have to apologize.
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The one thing we won't apologize for, and I think you'll agree
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with me Trey, is when we make fun of Australia, we'll not make
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fun of when we we bring to light.
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The chaos in the animal world, in Australia or around
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Australia, that's legit, right? I mean, some of the pictures of
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of of things and animals and insects over there is crazy
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fucking crazy, yeah. OK.
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And they know that, right? What pisses me off?
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When we went to Australia, I don't think I even saw a fucking
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fly. So really?
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Yeah, it was weird. I didn't see anything crazy.
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So I just wanted to to bring that up and just acknowledge
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that we do love Australia. We're very happy to have any of
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you on board and. It looks like it's all over the
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continent, if you will. Well, Speaking of all over the
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continent, I want to send out a a warning to our Australian
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friends and. This, this, this was not
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planned. There, there's a warning for a
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gastro bug that's spreading. You and your gastro bug via sex
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and an Australian and says Australian state and chief
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health official issues urgent plea.
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How do you? Is that just to stop having sex?
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Via sex. So you're meaning this is
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basically a sexually transmitted gastro issue, says Australians
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are being warned about a wave of particularly nasty gastro
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infections which are resistant to antibiotics and can be spread
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through sex. Okay, that's.
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They're basically telling Australia to not have sex.
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Yes, and you can always find stories with these crazy names,
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but it's an increasing number of shigella losses.
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Right cases in Victoria, so. We have a lot of Victoria
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listeners. It's a Shigella bacteria that
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are resistant to antibiotics. So what does that mean?
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It's like you just have to let it run its course if it's
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resistant antibiotics. So but.
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And if it's gastro, you can just let it, I would imagine.
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No, no pun intended. Let it run its course.
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But if you didn't know the symptoms of this, Schigalosis is
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highly contagious type of bowel infection which includes acute
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onset of diarrhea, fever, nausea, vomiting, abdominal
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cramps, OK. So hopefully she sounds like to
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get all that. So hopefully.
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I wonder if some guy, I wonder if some guy is sitting there and
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he's like, she OK, she's worth the risk.
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I'm just going to go ahead and do it.
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I'm going to. Do this.
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That's funny. Okay, will you guys be careful,
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Our new listeners, especially all the rest of you be kind of
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careful, right. Hopefully you spread the word
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down there, but we don't mean to, we make fun in Jess.
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So I wanted to make sure and say that are you excited about
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Australia, Trey? Not anymore.
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Well. We're not gonna go there until
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this is over. Okay.
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All right then I'm excited again.
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Okay. All right.
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You got any cool stories today, my man?
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So I do. I ran across this story and it
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kind of made me chuckle. It shouldn't make me chuckle cuz
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a woman died, but it was kind of funny.
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So a woman drowned, which is unfortunate after jumping into a
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South Korean river. Okay.
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Another South Korean. Yeah, which is weird.
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She wasn't trying to kill herself or anything like that,
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so it's unnamed woman. So she jumped into a river and
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died. Jumped into a river and died.
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OK, so yeah, So this unnamed woman, she was 46 years old, was
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walking with friends near the Hongqiang River, of course, in
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the Gangwon province. I'm sure, I'm sure our South
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Korean listeners are like, oh, that action is beautiful.
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This was early on Saturday, July 1st.
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So she entered the river basically and based the rapid
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current swept her away and she was reported missing.
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And so of course the police and fire authorities came on the
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scene and tried to find her. Tragically, she was found later
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that day about a half a mile downstream under the the the
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Powbong Bridge. Right, I'm sure the Powbong
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Bridge, Powbong. Bridge.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I mispronounced it.
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So the woman was reportedly camping by the river with three
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friends and her dog when they jumped in the river to see if
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her dog would help. What?
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So she jumped in the river to see if her dog would come in and
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save her. You're kidding.
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So, Okay, apparently the dog you're just not.
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He failed. So she thought she didn't know
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the answer and she just wanted to test it out.
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She's like, wanna see if this will happen?
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I wonder if our friends were just teasing her and they're
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like, he wouldn't, he wouldn't jump in to save you, Why would
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he do that? And she's like, watch this and
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she jumps in and then gets washed away.
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Well, I guess there was a story that they read earlier this
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year. An 81 year old woman was saved
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from drowning by his dog after his wheelchair.
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Oh, no, that story. That story after that wheelchair
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slid down a grass embankment. The poor guy.
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Was it also A at this river? No.
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Guess what state this one was in?
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Our state? Texas.
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No, of course it was Florida. And this was his name.
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His name was Harry Smith. Why can't all the names in these
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stories be this fucking easy? Well, I imagine in South Korea
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there aren't many Harry Smiths, so yeah, so he was.
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He was walking his nine year old Beagle.
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It didn't say what kind of dog didn't save this other lady,
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but. I was just about to ask what
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kind of dog she had. Yeah, I didn't say on here but
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but apparently in the the story about Harry Smith in Florida his
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says his electric wheelchair lost track.
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Stop Laughing slid down a bank, causing him to flip water.
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It's a horrible. Things are already bad enough
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for Harry, and all of a sudden Harry's in the river, but his
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Beagle at least saved. Him a Beagle.
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Isn't a Beagle like the lap dog? I think.
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So how the? Hell did they strong ass little.
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Dog good for that dog. So, so yeah.
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I. Wonder what?
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I wonder what kind of crappy dog this lady had that didn't save
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her. And ping pong.
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Right, South Korea. Well, sure.
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I don't know, Okay. Well, that sucks for her.
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And I think that anybody listening should, If you wonder
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if your dog will save you, don't jump into a river that has a big
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current. He won't in it and he won't.
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It's not going. To happen.
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Jump into a still pond or a swimming pool maybe.
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Yes, right? No rivers, no rivers with rap.
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Be a puddle Rapids. Somebody jumps into Rapids.
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I have a feeling my dog will say, yeah, jump in a puddle,
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yeah. Jump in a puddle.
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OK, well, that's that was a good start.
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Kind of. Half depressing half funny.
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So ran across one more story wanted to chat about says
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headline Is New Jersey trans prisoner who impregnates to
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inmates transferred to men's facility.
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Okay, so let me do the math here, if you will.
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If a trans person is impregnating somebody, that
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means they are a trans woman. Sure, because it's a man that
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wants to transition to a woman, correct?
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Correct. So you're saying that this, this
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trans person, this this trans woman is in a prison full filled
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with women, filled with women. That's usually the ones that get
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pressured. She is going around having sex
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with them as if she was still a man, right?
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Okay. Which makes sense to me.
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Well, I mean, if I I guess if they ever came to me telling me
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I was going to prison, I would damn sure my mom about to
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transition to a woman I was. Going to say Trey, this is a
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angle you might want to take. This is perfect for me so.
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Just, in fact, go kick a cop car tonight, get arrested and tell
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me you identify as one. I'd rather be the giver than the
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receiver, so. Well, apparently this person was
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the giver, so yeah, and so she impregnates two female inmates.
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The name is a Demi Minor 27 years.
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Old This is the trans person. The trans person.
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And she's actually in prison on a 30 year sentence for
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manslaughter. So wow, sounds like a a class
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act. Yeah.
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But it says as a this is, this is what Minor wrote in a post
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which was published after realizing she was going to be
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moved to a male prison. Said.
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As a woman who is transgender, I truly fear what lies ahead of
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me. It's clear that staff have
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looked for some kind of security reason to kick me out.
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Well, yeah, no shit if you're impregnating.
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Come on. Yeah, I mean, prisoners, you
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know, if you're. Saying you identify as a woman.
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Great. Then let's then okay.
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But think about it like this way.
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So in a male prison, guys have sex with other guys, right?
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I'm not sure. I've never been in one, we
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assume, So if she truly is identifying as a woman, maybe
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she thought, hey, I'm a woman, I'm having sex with another
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woman. But she's doing it as a man, as
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a well with man features. That's what I mean.
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Yeah. So it's different.
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It is. I think Okay is that different?
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Let's think about it. No, my issue with it is pretty
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simple. If you're gonna.
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If it's going to be a blanket all across the board, if you
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identify, we're going to respect that and you're going to be able
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to do sports and all these things.
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If you're going to go to a prison with other women in it,
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and you're identifying as one of them and you start banging with
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your penis, you're getting moved to the men's.
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I don't. I don't see why that's, I don't
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see why. That's debatable, yeah, she
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continued to say. They have thrown me to the
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wolves and expect and expect for me to just give up, she said.
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I am baffled and disgusted by this use of power and I can only
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ask that the commissioner and governor's office please send me
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back. I don't deserve to be treated
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like this. Come on after.
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This is where I start. This is where you lose me.
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I mean, like, I'm all you know what I mean?
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Like, you and I have talked about this and I'm all for, you
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know, everybody. Be happy.
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Do your thing. And then you go, and then you
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make statements like this after, Look, why can't you own up to
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it? Be like, yeah, there's still a
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little part of me that wants to bang girls, right?
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Come there and I have a penis and we're in jail.
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I did it. Let's do this.
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I'm going to accept my transfer. Plus you're going to have plenty
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of sex over there too. It's just going to be different.
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Not that there's anything wrong not having sex.
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Not the type of sex you. It's the force.
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The forced sex is probably a little different, but anyway,
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that's interesting. Like I said, it's just.
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You you hear little things like this little stories like this
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all over the place maybe not all over the place but hear stories
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like this and and you kind of go well this is the problem this is
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the reason that people are kind of stepping back and going this
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this whole I identify it doesn't necessarily it you know people
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need to there needs to be more than that.
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I I mentioned it before, you could walk up and say I I
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identify so I can walk into this restroom and you could.
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You could just be a creep wants to look at women.
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There's no way to know if you're telling the truth or not.
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And so for all they know, this guy was like what you said.
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I'm gonna identify as a woman and go and like, yeah, go to.
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Prison and have sex with these women.
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There's no competition I guess once you get in there, so.
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I mean the numbers are good so. So, but okay, good story.
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I mean, I guess that leads into the next topic just perfectly.
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Yeah, we're going to talk about it because it needs to be talked
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about because everybody's talking about it and it just
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happened and all that in it. And I think it's there's more to
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it than just the actual story itself.
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And Trey, have you heard any issue with the country singer
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Jason Aldean? He lost me at country.
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Country. Yeah.
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Did he do a laugh with his new dog and Dr. Dre?
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No, no, not that I'm aware of. But as everybody probably knows
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and those who don't, here's what happened.
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He's getting a ton of backlash because of the song that
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apparently he didn't even write that came out with his name
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attached to it. He sings it, of course, but
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this? This, although I'm trying to be
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professional, Dre. I've got my notes here.
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This song that's being scrutinized is called Try That
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in a Small Town. Okay.
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If you heard that title, what would you think?
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Like small town characteristics in a small town, maybe like a
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small town? Pride, softball team, kickball
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If you were coming to a small town.
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Or if you think of a small town, you have an idea in your head,
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right? Like Okay, it's very.
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Everybody knows everybody. Everybody's kind of playing the
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same. Like you said, maybe a little
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kickball in the field or you just want to get in and get out.
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And get in and get out to say either way.
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But it's a song that had a lot. You know the initially you think
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I think that it would be we look after each other here in this
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small town. That's kind of what it sounds
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like tonight. Before I go too much further,
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the the backlash is actually. I don't know if it's caused it
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or if the song is just really good, but it is.
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Number one on the charts right now, Trey, did you know that?
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I didn't. And also it's being so
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scrutinized that CMT, which is country music, television, if
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you didn't know that, I see what they did there.
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Right. They removed it and now they're
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being threatened with all sorts of boycotts from country music
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fans. Because there's a lot of like,
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minded country fans from Aldean Song, right?
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So I'm reading a little piece of it and it says the song came out
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two months ago but they didn't play it on CMT until recently
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or. So yeah, the song came out two
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months ago, but they didn't have a video for it.
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And so CMT only plays the videos.
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And so there was no backlash for the song with just the lyrics on
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platforms that were just playing audio and so when the video came
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out. Apparently there were scenes
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shot. You have the article up there,
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but there apparently there were scenes shot in front of some
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sort of a church or courtyard or courthouse.
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It says it historic courthouse infamous for being the site of
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lynching of black men by a white mob.
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Right, Okay. Well, that's not a great look,
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Jason, right there. And so I think that's where the
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backlash started. Was there any reasoning why they
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did the the video there? Well, the only thing I can think
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of if I wanna play a little bit, a little bit of devil's advocate
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here for for Jason and in that case is that it's there's more
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history, and I've always said this about history.
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There's more, there's more to it.
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It's not just for that, you know what I mean?
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Like, it's it's a courthouse. There's there's other things,
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right? It's it's that's that town's
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history. So it's not just the negative,
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there's positives there too. Yeah.
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And so I think that he probably, you know, is a good friend of
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ours, always says you need to not put yourself in situations
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that you know. And then that case, I think that
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was that was the case there. Why do it?
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I mean, you should be aware. So, so yeah, I mean it ends up
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being a situation where he said it a little too much on the
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video and then everybody then started going back and they
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started saying, all right, let's look more into this song.
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And I think it's a combination of maybe him putting himself in
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a bad situation. By patching his name.
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Well, the video and you know I don't really don't think the
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songs that let me let me give you a little bit here.
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The, I think the, the part that's really causing the
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problem is honestly the beginning of the song.
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And you know what before we go any further, let me go ahead and
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and just give you a little little sample here.
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What do you think? Sure.
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Rock on. Yep, it sounds country.
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Are you going to listen to this on the way home tonight?
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All right, enough of that. Shit it, it it it doesn't have a
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vibe that feels very threatening.
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I don't feel like dancing to that, but that's an that's the
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song and the beginning of it. It says sucker punch, Sucker
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punch. Somebody on a sidewalk, car
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Jack, an old lady at a red light.
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Oh, he's talking to other people.
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Pull a gun on the owner of a liquor store.
00:20:32
Yeah, I think it's cool. Well, act a fool if you'd like,
00:20:36
cuss out a cop, spit in his face, stomp on the flag and
00:20:39
light it up. Well, you think you're tough.
00:20:41
And to me, you read that right there and you go, all right,
00:20:45
he's got all the stereotypes of, you know, the liberal side,
00:20:50
right? Stereotypes the cop haters,
00:20:54
people stopping on the flag, which I'm not a fan of.
00:20:57
Don't get me wrong, I don't like.
00:20:58
I want to respect our law enforcement and I don't like
00:21:00
stepping on the flag. And he's putting in this song
00:21:03
here. So right off the top you kind of
00:21:05
go, well, it seems maybe a little bit abrasive, but you're
00:21:07
going okay. I see.
00:21:10
I see what he's doing. It's not that big of a deal when
00:21:13
there there's plenty out there that's like a little bit more.
00:21:16
Intense than that. Who, who and who should be a fan
00:21:18
of that? Yeah, I'm not a fan of of, you
00:21:20
know, people pulling guns on people at the liquor store.
00:21:23
But I think what's happening is people are going, hey, he's
00:21:26
stereotyping because of maybe where he shot the video.
00:21:30
Oh, I see what he did. So it's at a courthouse where
00:21:33
famous for, you know, black, whatever.
00:21:35
Is this still a running courthouse or is it?
00:21:38
That's a good question. I wish we had a guy here to tell
00:21:41
us, but I'm not sure if it's still working, if it's still an
00:21:44
active. Courthouse or not?
00:21:45
No, I'm not sure. But I don't think that matters.
00:21:47
I think it probably is. I can't imagine he's gonna go to
00:21:50
an old abandoned courthouse that was famous for lynching black
00:21:54
people, you know, right? I would hope not.
00:21:57
Okay, I'm gonna do. It's gotta be still.
00:22:00
The bad people around him, if he's doing it, yeah, his
00:22:02
publicist is fucking fired. Yeah, yeah.
00:22:04
So and then the chorus while try that in a small town, see how
00:22:08
far you make it down the road. Around here, we take care of our
00:22:11
own. You cross that line, it won't
00:22:13
take long for you to find out. I recommend you don't try that
00:22:16
in a small town. Man, that just gave me
00:22:18
goosebumps, right? I like hearing you sing like
00:22:20
that. That wasn't, that was like me
00:22:22
reading intensely. I'm not even sure if that's how
00:22:24
he meant it. I did it anyway.
00:22:26
But that's that's another, that's my point is that you're
00:22:29
sitting here and all he's saying is kind of, I get it.
00:22:31
He's saying we don't in this town, we don't approve of those
00:22:36
things I'm talking about. We don't approve of
00:22:38
disrespecting the cops, the disrespecting store clerks.
00:22:43
That is bad. That's a bad, and I don't
00:22:45
disagree with him, but it's the way he's doing it in the video
00:22:49
and all that's causing the problems.
00:22:50
So what do you think initially? I mean, I've got more to add,
00:22:53
but what do you think initially after hearing some of the
00:22:55
lyrics, understanding he's getting backlash for a video?
00:23:00
The lyrics itself, I don't know where the backlash would be
00:23:03
coming from. I don't see an issue with the
00:23:05
lyrics so far. You don't you don't think people
00:23:07
might be like as far as making their own context out of it
00:23:11
though. I mean they're they're all of a
00:23:12
sudden they're turning this line into a We'll see.
00:23:15
That's what he meant, because they're almost kind of turning
00:23:18
it around on themselves to a point there, because they're
00:23:21
saying. I submit there's there's
00:23:23
literally nothing about race in in the lyrics at all, like from
00:23:28
a literal standpoint. But there's plenty of things you
00:23:32
could go. Oh.
00:23:33
I do that well the the ID picture or the you call that and
00:23:39
I'll edit this the profile picture from the cops at at
00:23:44
robberies at liquor stores. Who are they mostly?
00:23:48
And that's what people will say. Got you.
00:23:51
And that's and whether that's right or wrong that's that's
00:23:54
what you're doing is you're going to pull a gun on the under
00:23:56
liquor store. Well, who you must be talking
00:23:57
about black people. But he wasn't.
00:24:00
There's got to be some cracked out white guys that do the same
00:24:01
and here I am. I'm the one that just, I'm sure
00:24:04
there are, and I'm the one that just did the whole same
00:24:07
stereotype. I did it here, I did it.
00:24:09
And I'm not even the one that's analyzing the song.
00:24:13
So that's what I imagine people are doing.
00:24:16
Did they know who wrote the song?
00:24:20
I don't know who wrote the song. I mean, what would be great if
00:24:23
it was like a if it happened to be like a black transgender man?
00:24:26
Yeah, I don't really fuck him up.
00:24:28
Drinking a Bud Light while I was writing it.
00:24:30
Drinking a Bud Light, writing it.
00:24:32
What else was he doing wearing the tuck the tuck swimsuit?
00:24:36
Target swimsuits. And he and he wrote the lyrics.
00:24:40
Yeah, and. Jason Aldean's out there singing
00:24:42
it proudly. And he could come out anytime
00:24:44
and let everybody know he was a writer and that would cause a.
00:24:47
Can you imagine the pissed off rednecks, whoever sitting there?
00:24:51
Listening to this within the pissed off other side because
00:24:53
all this, you know, all this that they're all angry about is
00:24:56
now been. Now they're like, play the song,
00:24:57
Yeah. Now we can't get mad at this
00:24:59
guy. Yeah, that would be amazing,
00:25:02
Trey, but I don't think that's going to be the case.
00:25:08
Well, I'm sorry, I was going to throw out another little country
00:25:10
music tidbit, and I don't know this song very well.
00:25:04
You don't think so? So those are those lyrics.
00:25:07
Do you go? So you're all about the tidbit,
00:25:14
and I love. It tidbit says teacher in
00:25:16
Wisconsin was actually fired because she wanted the kids to
00:25:21
sing a Dolly Parton song called Rainbow Land.
00:25:26
And the Wisconsin school officials ruled the lyrics were
00:25:30
inappropriate for first graders. Well, do you have any of the
00:25:34
lyrics with? I don't have any of the lyrics
00:25:36
with me, so I'm looking through this story real quick here to
00:25:38
see if they've got a few lyrics. They've got a I'm sure our
00:25:42
listeners appreciate that you're we're doing your research on the
00:25:44
show. Clad picture of Miley Cyrus,
00:25:47
which was pretty interesting. Okay, that's a whole different
00:25:51
conversation. That's a whole different one.
00:25:53
So yeah, it says OK, here we go. You ready?
00:25:59
I've been ready. So it says living in a rainbow
00:26:02
land where everything goes as planned.
00:26:04
And I smile because I know if we try we could really make a
00:26:08
difference in this world. I won't give up.
00:26:11
I'll sleep a wink. It's the only thought.
00:26:14
I think you know where I stand. I believe we can start living in
00:26:18
a rainbow land, but what's the issue there I don't get besides
00:26:23
it being, I mean. It's I can continue, says living
00:26:28
in a rainbow land where you and I go hand in hand.
00:26:33
Oh, I'd be lying if I said this was fine.
00:26:37
All the hurt and the hate going on here.
00:26:39
Oh, here we go. We are rainbows, me and you.
00:26:42
Every color, every hue. Interesting.
00:26:45
Let's shine on through. Together we can start living.
00:26:49
In a rainbow land, I'm going to need a second tray.
00:26:54
When did Dolly write this? That's the question, because
00:26:56
this is pretty intense for like back in the day.
00:26:59
Or it was it kind of one of her current?
00:27:01
You're going to ask me to do more?
00:27:02
No, no, no. I was just, I'm just it was
00:27:04
more, more hypothetical. I wonder when that was.
00:27:06
I'm going to say 1972 that that, yeah, I mean, we were, I don't
00:27:11
know, this country was very supportive of gay people in
00:27:13
1970. Two, we don't Fact Check here,
00:27:16
so but what we always say look if you if you want to know when
00:27:18
she wrote it, go look it. Go look it up.
00:27:20
So they're upset because first graders were singing that song.
00:27:24
I don't know. I can.
00:27:25
I can. I see.
00:27:26
I get that. I get it.
00:27:27
I can see. Sure.
00:27:29
I don't understand. You don't so far from the
00:27:31
lyrics, but honestly, you got intense there at the end.
00:27:34
It started out as a nice, sweet song.
00:27:36
Let me say I don't have kids, so maybe as a parent you may be
00:27:40
offended by that. I don't know.
00:27:43
Well, that's interesting about Dolly.
00:27:44
I didn't know that she was writing Pro LBQRGT XY.
00:27:51
Z LBG God damn I can't never do it.
00:27:54
Get it? Lbgt QQ.
00:27:59
Are there anymore that I miss IA?
00:28:02
I'm sure we did ia AI AI something like that.
00:28:07
Artificial. Don't come at me.
00:28:08
You guys all know what I mean and just forgive me.
00:28:12
I'm trying my best to learn the letters.
00:28:14
Okay. So I also, since we're getting
00:28:17
our facts right here, I just read that actually Miley Cyrus
00:28:20
wrote this song and they okay her and Dolly did it as a duet,
00:28:25
right. So it wasn't a long time ago it
00:28:29
sounded off Okay. So it's here recently and that's
00:28:32
what they're having. The first okay.
00:28:34
Well, that makes a little more sense.
00:28:35
Why there's a little bit of pushback because you're sitting
00:28:37
here and parents on both sides have agendas these days and all
00:28:41
of a sudden the schools wanting to push a certain narrative with
00:28:45
with song and lyrics and this and that.
00:28:47
And some parents just don't don't agree with that.
00:28:50
And some parents do. And So what do you do?
00:28:53
Do you just kind of ignore one side or what they, you know?
00:28:55
So I think that's why there's issues.
00:28:56
What do you think? I think based on some of these
00:28:59
pictures are shown, I think the the schools were a little bit
00:29:01
worried about this teacher pushing a little too intense
00:29:05
with it. With her LB or I'm sorry, LGBTQ
00:29:08
plus agenda, if you will. Can I just go L + L Plus?
00:29:14
Does that work for me so I don't miss the letters?
00:29:16
I don't know. That might be offensive.
00:29:18
So, right, let's not do that. Yeah.
00:29:20
Who is plus? Yes, Okay.
00:29:22
Well, Okay, well, that's. I don't know it.
00:29:24
Looks like this teacher might have had a little bit more of an
00:29:26
agenda and so she might have taken it too far.
00:29:29
And I think that's the issue right now is that, is that it's
00:29:32
a you can't push and push and push your own agenda or a
00:29:37
certain party's agenda or a certain this because everybody
00:29:41
thinks differently and you can offer maybe optional, hey, let's
00:29:46
all get together if you want and let's go and let's appreciate
00:29:50
this song. Great.
00:29:51
Especially in schools, you know, the school do make people sing
00:29:53
the lyrics. And if that's indeed what
00:29:55
happened, I mean, if it was something where they're just all
00:29:57
hanging out and they played it on the speaker and the teacher
00:30:00
was kind of singing it, that's different.
00:30:02
But if they're like actually having the first graders recite
00:30:04
these lyrics, that's where I kind of go, all right.
00:30:08
I don't think that's necessary. Yeah.
00:30:10
But who am I? I wonder how they found out.
00:30:14
I mean, did a kid come home singing a song?
00:30:16
Probably just ooh, I wonder. Dinner time is a little intense.
00:30:19
His dad's drinking his Bud Light, you know?
00:30:22
Yeah, so Mom's in there making sandwiches.
00:30:25
Oh my God, yeah, he's sitting there in the kissings and like,
00:30:27
what would you say? What?
00:30:28
You say about rainbows. Did you say rainbows?
00:30:30
Where'd you learn that? Yeah, I love how we assume.
00:30:34
Where was this at? Again, we assume itself Some
00:30:38
redneck. Yeah, Wisconsin.
00:30:40
Oh, was it really? Yeah.
00:30:41
OK, so their accents would be a little different.
00:30:44
But you think what we're saying is essentially the?
00:30:47
Same, yeah. They're still redneck in a way,
00:30:49
but what I wanted to say back to Jason Aldean is is the backlash.
00:30:54
First off, is mostly also because they're claiming he's
00:30:57
promoting violence. They're saying come here and
00:31:00
we're going to shoot you because another little lyric was got a
00:31:03
gun that my granddad gave me. They say one day they're going
00:31:06
to round it up. Gun control.
00:31:08
Gotcha. I just thought.
00:31:10
I thought I'd translate for you to.
00:31:12
Catch me up a little bit. Well, that shit might fly in the
00:31:14
city, but good luck. Meaning you come here and you'll
00:31:17
see what happens. And and this other thing that's
00:31:21
inciting violence and I don't know, whatever.
00:31:23
I mean, that's like saying I have a gun at my house.
00:31:26
If you come in here, you know I'm going to shoot your ass,
00:31:29
Okay. Fair enough.
00:31:29
I'm not going to. That's nothing wrong with me
00:31:32
telling you that, in my opinion. I'd prefer it.
00:31:35
You know, I don't want to come in here and get shot, right?
00:31:37
So yeah, please let me know. And so the whole point to
00:31:41
everything with this now that I've set it up this is my
00:31:44
climax. If you will.
00:31:47
I'm. Looking forward to this.
00:31:49
This is my climax of this topic. I hate hypocrisy.
00:31:57
I'll elaborate. Don't worry, you look
00:31:59
disappointed at my climax. I'm trying to have it Google
00:32:02
what hypocrisy means. I don't like people that act one
00:32:08
way in a situation and refuse to act to act the same for a
00:32:14
similar situation, if that makes sense.
00:32:17
What I mean is everybody, that's not everybody, Many of the
00:32:21
people that are attacking Jason Aldean and and when I say it, I
00:32:25
mean a lot of these celebrities who think they're on their high
00:32:28
horse. And you know I think Shell Crow
00:32:30
came out and was like I'm from a small town and we don't you know
00:32:33
Sheryl Crow I'm going to believe Jason Aldean about small town
00:32:37
thoughts rather than you but that may be just me being mad at
00:32:41
Shell Crow. I just don't think that you need
00:32:43
to attack this guy when in reality your party and your the
00:32:49
side you're on member we always talk about the line right.
00:32:52
So this all these people that are on one side, okay, and I'm
00:32:56
going to bash that side right now, is coming at at Jason
00:33:00
Aldean. And they're saying, hey, this is
00:33:02
bullshit and wrong and whatever, And it may be, but they're
00:33:06
unwilling to look at some of the other artists who have said
00:33:12
things that support their narrative.
00:33:15
And to me that's it's bullshit. Do you know what I'm saying?
00:33:20
Sure, you're looking at me very, very blankly right now.
00:33:23
That's my normal. That's a word.
00:33:25
Let me give you an example. We all know the rapper Eminem,
00:33:29
right? M&M, Eminem.
00:33:31
Eminem came out with a song called Campaign Speech, and that
00:33:35
was a song. I mean, I'm not an Eminem guy.
00:33:39
Are you love Eminem. You love some Eminem.
00:33:41
Not Eminem's Trey. I'm talking about the rapper.
00:33:43
The rapper I do love. Eminem.
00:33:45
You do rapper. I did, yes.
00:33:48
Well, I don't. And it's mostly because I feel
00:33:52
like he was again, hypocritical and this and that whatever.
00:33:56
But he came out with this song, and it wasn't about the man he
00:34:01
wrote it about, which is Donald Trump.
00:34:03
A lot of people know this already, but but lyric, some of
00:34:07
the lyrics here run the faucet. I'm going to dunk a bunch of
00:34:10
Trump supporters underwater, soak them up.
00:34:14
I mean, the lyrics are Eminem, so they're silly.
00:34:18
But what I'm saying is the whole, the whole slew of lyrics
00:34:21
for this song is all about Trump supporters and Trump himself and
00:34:25
how and violence. So did they stop playing him on
00:34:28
CMT? Also?
00:34:30
Yeah, I think CMT didn't really have a problem stopping the
00:34:33
Eminem videos. Gotcha.
00:34:35
But that's that's my point. This is just one example and I'm
00:34:39
going well I you didn't it was almost I remember when the song
00:34:43
came out and it was almost like a cool thing in the media.
00:34:46
It was like oh here he is he's just anti Donald here he Eminem
00:34:49
coming back strong and it and it and the lyrics to this are
00:34:53
disgusting compared to what Jason Aldean, his writer did, I
00:34:59
would say. Well, I guess I'm curious also
00:35:01
with CMT, I'm assuming they received the video.
00:35:04
They saw the video, right? Yeah, that's interesting.
00:35:07
And then they played the video. Wow, Trey, Yeah.
00:35:09
Now they're shit. Now we can't play the video.
00:35:12
They're bringing some deep shit here, I.
00:35:14
Like it? Why is it wrong now when they
00:35:17
had access to the video to decide on whether or not they
00:35:20
wanted to play it or not, and then they still played, it
00:35:23
sounds like to me, CMT said. Well, let's see what happens
00:35:25
here. And then once the backlash
00:35:28
happened, they said we'll pull it.
00:35:29
Well, now I think though, I wonder.
00:35:32
The bet should be between us and whoever else wants to get in on
00:35:35
it. When will CMT put it back on?
00:35:39
Because they're feeling the backlash and they're getting
00:35:41
boycott threats and all that stuff.
00:35:42
And it'll be interesting to see if they do it or if they stick
00:35:45
strong, because they're it's no secret that their base is very
00:35:49
like minded to the lyrics of Jason Aldean's song I.
00:35:51
Would think so, Yes. It'd be like a bet pulling
00:35:54
something else that just cuz a bunch of white people didn't
00:35:58
like it. You know what I mean?
00:36:00
The other example I have two more quick examples I'll make
00:36:02
one of them is the just lovely I think, but misinformed in my
00:36:09
opinion. Taylor Swift at one point, she
00:36:13
said. A few years ago I refused to
00:36:14
talk politics because I don't want to influence anybody's
00:36:17
decision because I don't know enough about it.
00:36:18
I thought that was very, very fair and intelligent.
00:36:21
I think that's what all people should do that aren't
00:36:24
politicians or they don't have a podcast.
00:36:25
That's what I do. That's what we know We don't.
00:36:28
That's what we we try to do it here.
00:36:31
Taylor Swift wrote a song called Only the Young.
00:36:34
Have you heard of Only the Young?
00:36:36
Do you listen to that or is that on your playlist?
00:36:38
Did she do a collab with Dr. Dre or Smith?
00:36:42
How old are we? You just talked about Doctor Dre
00:36:44
Snoop, but it's not as it's not as crazy as the other lyrics.
00:36:50
But the point is, is she went political.
00:36:52
She talked about Donald Trump. She talked about the midterm
00:36:55
elections that were so horrible for one side, and then she
00:36:59
talked about gun control all in one song and what it was.
00:37:03
The game is rigged. The ref got tricked.
00:37:05
The wrong ones they got right were outnumbered.
00:37:07
This time, I'm not sure why I'm making Taylor Swift gangster or
00:37:11
or my version of gangster. Yeah, But to me, that's
00:37:14
basically insinuating that elections were rigged or that
00:37:19
something was off. The same person that doesn't
00:37:21
talk politics, exactly. Or or the same party that's
00:37:26
upset that the other side said that the elections were also
00:37:29
rigged, you know what I mean? Both sides, both sides of both
00:37:32
sides say it no matter who wins, by the way.
00:37:34
Yeah, the other side's going to say nobody really at this point.
00:37:37
And and then next the second verse is brace for the sound
00:37:42
you've only heard on TV, go to class scared, wondering where
00:37:45
the best hiding spot would be. So she's talking.
00:37:47
Fair enough. She's talking about school and
00:37:49
how sad that is. But she goes on in the courses.
00:37:51
Like the only thing that can save us is the young.
00:37:53
Only the young, only the young. I don't know to me that maybe
00:37:57
I'm making I'm exaggerating but that sounds like a little bit of
00:37:59
a revolt to me. That sounds like the young don't
00:38:03
listen to It's All About Us and and and again, I'm not saying
00:38:08
this song is as intense as the other ones.
00:38:17
And Aldean's song, Was that political?
00:38:10
I'm just saying that it's an example of political's lingo and
00:38:15
a song political lyrics. Maybe.
00:38:19
Was it not? Was it?
00:38:22
The point is both of them should be allowed because write
00:38:27
whatever you want and. Guess what?
00:38:29
If you don't want to listen to it, turn the fuck off.
00:38:30
Turn it off. But these didn't get chastised
00:38:34
like Jason Aldeans is getting. The last one I'll mention Trey,
00:38:37
you might know this one. In fact, I think I know this
00:38:39
one's on your playlist, and it's a little song called WAP, and
00:38:43
it's by by the It's not by the lovely Cardi B.
00:38:48
It's not on my playlist, but do you know what WAP means?
00:38:52
No worried. It means angry people.
00:38:55
It means wet ass pussy. Hello, Okay.
00:38:59
I want to see that video right? But.
00:39:04
Is that one in front of a courthouse?
00:39:05
My point is, I believe that Cardi B was at some sort of
00:39:09
celebration party inauguration for Hillary and for this side,
00:39:13
and you're sitting here going well, you're aligning.
00:39:15
Did you play this song for Hillary?
00:39:16
She might have as Hillary walked out.
00:39:17
I mean, it'd be perfect. But.
00:39:19
But the point, the point is, is not that Cardi B prefers is that
00:39:24
she's a liberal, that she votes Democrat.
00:39:25
That's not the point. The point is that the that side
00:39:28
of things is OK with that. They're aligning themselves with
00:39:31
Cardi B, with lyrics like there's some whores in this
00:39:35
house, there's some whores in this house, I said Certified
00:39:39
freak 70s a week, wet ass pussy and make that pull out game
00:39:42
weak. Nice okay try.
00:39:44
I knew you would like that. I like it.
00:39:46
You're gonna? I'm already shaking my eyes.
00:39:47
Downloaded on the way home. Yeah and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:39:53
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was that you or was that the
00:39:55
song? I think it might have been both.
00:39:59
Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussy.
00:40:01
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy.
00:40:04
Goodness gracious. That's mean everything you got
00:40:06
for this wet ass pussy. And then, just just in case you
00:40:09
didn't get it already, beat it up inward.
00:40:13
Catch a charge. Extra large, extra large, extra
00:40:18
large and extra hard. Put this pussy right in your
00:40:22
face. You know what, I'm done.
00:40:23
I don't think I need to go any further.
00:40:25
Someone about how this ends? Something about swiping like a
00:40:27
credit card and nice pop on top. And the point is, is this I have
00:40:32
a credit. Card Hillary Clinton aligned
00:40:34
herself with somebody that wrote these lyrics.
00:40:35
And that's fine. Good for Hillary.
00:40:37
She's a Cardi B fan. But don't turn around And and
00:40:40
and I'm sure she has. I haven't seen it yet, but you
00:40:43
know in chastise Jason, I'll Dean for his view.
00:40:46
Is that does that seem off? That does seem off so.
00:40:49
If I'm going to say these opinions of mine, I want to back
00:40:51
it up with three very different but effective examples, if you
00:40:58
will. Yeah, and I guarantee, I hope
00:41:00
CMT hasn't played that video. I I think I might have seen it.
00:41:05
And then they pulled it. They pulled they.
00:41:07
They disagreed with the following tie me up.
00:41:10
Like I'm surprised. Let's roll by.
00:41:13
I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little
00:41:16
garage. Wow.
00:41:17
And I think at that point, CMT, CMT was like, no, I think we
00:41:21
might have to pull this. And they didn't receive a ton of
00:41:23
backlash for pulling it. I don't remember no boycotts.
00:41:27
So that was my biggest issue with this discussion about
00:41:31
Aldean. That's hilarious, was the
00:41:32
hypocrisy. And and again, you don't have to
00:41:35
like Jason Aldean. I sure don't like the music.
00:41:37
I'm not a big country guy. But at the same time.
00:41:41
I don't disagree with him being able to to put his name on a
00:41:44
song. That and it worked.
00:41:47
Guess what? He's number one on the charts.
00:41:50
Have you seen a picture of his wife?
00:41:52
I have. No, I forget her name.
00:41:53
I should. I should have this in front of
00:41:55
me. She's an attractive woman.
00:41:56
She's pretty attractive and she was pissed.
00:41:58
I mean, she's like, how dare everybody, the media that she
00:42:01
went off and Aldean was kind of like, yeah, whatever.
00:42:03
What I'm interested in knowing is if if she has a WAP.
00:42:07
Well, right. I mean, I think she and Cardi B
00:42:09
need to have a discussion. Over a quick coffee and and
00:42:13
Cardi B can decide when she has a whack boy.
00:42:15
That would be a fun trio right there.
00:42:20
Just in case, though you weren't, you still weren't sure.
00:42:24
Talk yo shit. Bite your lip.
00:42:27
Ask Ask for ask for a car while you ride that Dick.
00:42:33
Nice. You ain't never gonna fuck him
00:42:35
for a thing. He already made his mind before
00:42:37
he came. Interesting.
00:42:40
So yeah, I just. I can't.
00:42:45
I can't take my eyes away from the lyrics.
00:42:47
I might have to listen. We need to use this.
00:42:50
I don't need to have you read lyrics like this, but.
00:42:52
Politically, I would be. Politically, I would be proud to
00:42:54
have this on the campaign trail, right.
00:42:56
Right. So I think, I mean, I made my
00:42:58
point, but just in case, Just in case.
00:43:01
Again Trey, look, now get your boots and your coat for this wet
00:43:06
ass pussy. He bought a phone just for
00:43:09
pictures of this wet ass pussy. I pay my tuition just to kiss me
00:43:13
on this wet ass pussy. Now make it rain if you want to
00:43:16
see some wet ass pussy. I think that there's quality
00:43:19
here. But I mean and people will come
00:43:23
at me and say, you know, this is this.
00:43:28
What's worse? This is about living in a small.
00:43:31
Town, Bad words, Wet ass, Pussy. Bad words and it's being very
00:43:36
sexual and should she be a little bit which she shouldn't
00:43:39
nobody should be censored and blah blah blah versus something
00:43:43
that's being perceived as racist or in this case promoting
00:43:47
violence. Can we and I agree with I agree
00:43:49
with you guys that come to me and say I just feel like that
00:43:53
you're still aligning with somebody that's values aren't
00:43:56
very high and. Perhaps I should look up lyrics,
00:44:01
which maybe I'll do on the next show, Trey, since I tend to
00:44:04
narrate them so well. Can we get a shirt that says I
00:44:08
support WAP you? Were very into this.
00:44:12
In fact. I think you've lost focus
00:44:13
because you're thinking about hashtag WAP.
00:44:16
Yes? Maybe we should just hashtag
00:44:20
that for our show from here on out, I think so maybe Cardi B
00:44:23
will come on the show. Hey, I would always welcome.
00:44:25
I welcome anybody on the show. I will have a mop and a bucket
00:44:28
ready for her. I'll have well, you know what
00:44:31
I'm not even going to look at the I'll have a yeah, gobble me,
00:44:35
swallow me. We're going to we're going to
00:44:38
move on. But I mean perhaps maybe a
00:44:40
better, a better choice would have been.
00:44:42
Perhaps a better choice would have been, you know, maybe a
00:44:44
male rapper who is. Talking about beating women and
00:44:48
how he treats women, I think that's out there too, and I'm
00:44:52
sure it is. And that's something that gets
00:44:54
overlooked, yeah. Okay.
00:44:55
So why is Jason, my whole point? Why is Jason LD not getting
00:44:58
overlooked And these other people do.
00:44:59
That's it. That's all I'm saying.
00:45:01
What do you think? You said it very eloquently too.
00:45:04
Did I? Well, I had the help of a miss
00:45:07
the lovely Miss Cardi B Cardi B to help me demonstrate my point.
00:45:12
Nipple tassels. Yeah.
00:45:13
Is she a nipple tassel person? I don't.
00:45:15
Not familiar. Yes.
00:45:17
Yeah. Yeah.
00:45:19
Is she attractive? The hesitation.
00:45:24
I wouldn't kick her out of bed. I'm sure she appreciates that.
00:45:28
Yeah, not that she needs my endorsement.
00:45:32
It's quite the compliment, Trey. Is that a backhanded compliment?
00:45:37
I don't even know, is that just? I don't think that's anything.
00:45:40
It's just kind of like, well, part of me.
00:45:42
I think I would be scared to kick her out of bed.
00:45:44
Yeah, hopefully she doesn't do things to me first.
00:45:49
According to her, she don't want to spit.
00:45:51
I want to gulp. I want a gag.
00:45:54
I want to choke. So there you go.
00:45:57
And I'm going to go ahead and get these lyrics off my screen
00:46:00
because I can't turn away second date.
00:46:06
OK, let's move on. Change.
00:46:10
Take me away from this. Okay, let me ask you this.
00:46:12
Okay. So I know we've discussed about
00:46:15
illegal immigrants in the past. How you know, we think they
00:46:17
should do it the right way, come in, do it the right way or you
00:46:21
know. In the past, meaning the last
00:46:23
episode. Last episode, Was it really that
00:46:25
that was about crossing the Rio Grande?
00:46:27
So you think we need to figure out a way to help them or, you
00:46:31
know, see if we can get them to do it the right way?
00:46:34
Absolutely. So I read something here that
00:46:36
might be interesting to allow them to earn that citizenship.
00:46:41
I wanted to see what you thought.
00:46:44
So let's have. I'm intrigued.
00:46:46
Illegal immigrants hunt down sex offenders for a chance at
00:46:53
citizenship. Oh my God.
00:46:56
We can call it Aliens versus Predators.
00:47:01
No, you didn't. What do you think you didn't?
00:47:04
Would that be, I mean? Well, right off the bat I was
00:47:07
like, okay, let's get those sex offenders and maybe they'll be,
00:47:11
I don't know. I don't think it's that bad
00:47:12
about anything. You know, maybe we can televise
00:47:14
it as they're on the hunt. May not.
00:47:17
We have to have the English caption on so we can understand
00:47:21
what you're saying. But okay, I think that would be
00:47:23
fun. You will hold on.
00:47:26
I'm processing this tray because the idea actually didn't sound
00:47:30
horrible, but then the context you put wrapping around it and
00:47:33
with a nice bow. Is that bad?
00:47:35
No, you're just saying it in jest.
00:47:38
But yeah, I'm not sure that would.
00:47:39
That would. I think the idea would go for
00:47:42
maybe a little bit and then people would start to understand
00:47:44
like this was a joke, this is bad.
00:47:47
I'm assuming this wasn't a serious proposal.
00:47:50
I thought it would be funny though.
00:47:52
Well, when I read it, I was like this.
00:47:53
It could. Be kind of cool.
00:47:54
Well, that's beside the point. I'm just saying, was it a real
00:47:56
proposal from somebody in charge?
00:47:59
No, that would be a good. Idea.
00:48:01
We should hashtag it as what an alien verse Predator.
00:48:05
We can pitch it with our new bachelor angle too.
00:48:08
So content. Is that ABC lineup on Tuesday
00:48:11
weekends The Alien, Verse, Predator and right into right
00:48:17
into the new season 47 of The Bachelor starring Jesse Palmer.
00:48:22
No, that's funny, Trey. Good for you.
00:48:24
Lead me away from that. Now.
00:48:26
There you go. So Ryan, I was listening to the
00:48:28
radio today and an interesting septic came up and I thought I'd
00:48:31
discuss with you something near and dear to me, and I just kind
00:48:36
of wanted to get your take on it.
00:48:38
There's so many things going through my mind that are near
00:48:40
and dear to you, but go ahead. I want to understand why it's
00:48:45
okay for men to be able to show their nipples out in public, but
00:48:51
it's not okay for women to show nipples on public.
00:48:53
Yeah. Why is that?
00:48:54
Well, that seems like a double standard, right?
00:48:56
It does. Why aren't we freeing the
00:48:58
nipple? Is there something different
00:49:00
about you? Talking about just the nipple?
00:49:02
Or are you talking about everything around it?
00:49:04
Well, apparently that's the only issue.
00:49:06
If a woman comes out wearing a little nipple tassel, it's okay.
00:49:09
Well, like our new friend Cardi B, right?
00:49:13
She wears tassels, right? Okay.
00:49:15
So why is it? I mean, why are we covering up
00:49:17
the nipple? Why is it a big deal?
00:49:18
I mean, honestly, I'd rather see a woman nipple than a man
00:49:21
nipple. Well, hold the phone.
00:49:24
Hold the phone. Whenever I say hold the phone,
00:49:26
it means I'm serious. There are some nipples that I
00:49:29
don't know if you. If I wanna see, I wanna see.
00:49:34
And I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna say necessarily what type but
00:49:37
you kind of get, OK. You missed that noises.
00:49:39
But think about this, OK? Think of that worst.
00:49:43
Think of that worst type and think of all the friends that
00:49:47
you know. Which one would you rather see?
00:49:51
What do you mean? All of which friends There's
00:49:53
like friends that I know that are friends of our our friends,
00:49:56
our guy friends, you know, our group of friends.
00:49:58
I don't want to say names on here cuz I don't want.
00:50:00
To because aren't really that. That big are they?
00:50:04
Doesn't matter. I mean right?
00:50:08
Does it matter about size of the nipple?
00:50:10
But a little bit. If they're bigger, you can see
00:50:12
them easier. OK?
00:50:13
What does that have to do with anything?
00:50:15
It's his nipple. Trey, if you have extremely tiny
00:50:18
nipples, you're. OK, with that, take your shirt
00:50:20
off. I can't really notice them.
00:50:22
I can. I can avoid them easier.
00:50:23
OK, right. But if you had a big salami
00:50:26
nipple, it's hard to avoid. Or baloney.
00:50:29
Nipple if you took off your shirt and you had silver
00:50:31
dollars. Then that's extremely large, I
00:50:36
guess I probably have quarter sized.
00:50:38
Quarter sized, but that's fine. Why are you staring at my
00:50:40
nipples right now? You're trying to picture the
00:50:43
nipple? I'm kind of curious now because,
00:50:46
but that's the point is, I've seen you without your shirt.
00:50:48
I've got the hair around the nipple and everything.
00:50:49
Like that. That's true, but hair doesn't
00:50:51
bother me. Who cares?
00:50:52
No. And if it was on a if it's not a
00:50:55
hot female, hair would bother me.
00:50:57
Hair would bother you. Nipple hair.
00:50:58
Nipple hair. But your point is valid.
00:51:02
Why is it not? I just think it's somewhere
00:51:04
along the line. It was sexualized.
00:51:07
It was back in the day. It was just kind of a taboo.
00:51:12
I've used Taboo plenty of times on the show.
00:51:15
OK, but you know, for let's let's go into the the the gay
00:51:20
man. I mean, if if the guy's walking
00:51:22
around with no shirts, I mean that's sexualized right there,
00:51:24
right? Hold on.
00:51:25
Let's go into the gay man. OK, you're gonna have to give me
00:51:28
a second on that. Not literally, not to spit my
00:51:31
drink out. So let's let's go into, let's go
00:51:34
into that talk about. Gay men.
00:51:35
Gay men, Yeah, I mean, guys walking around with no shirts
00:51:39
on? That's sexualized nipples
00:51:41
aren't. They no, but they They never
00:51:42
have been sexualized, not back in the day.
00:51:45
They weren't even knowledge. Gay people weren't even
00:51:47
knowledge. They were treated like shit.
00:51:49
So gay men don't like second on each other's nipples.
00:51:52
I don't get it. Try and follow me here because I
00:51:56
like women's second on my nipples.
00:51:58
We know, we know Okay, everybody knows.
00:52:00
The lifestyle club knows as well.
00:52:04
So the difference is, is that society has sexualized women's
00:52:10
nipples. I can't believe I'm society has
00:52:13
sexualized. Women's nipples and breasts, if
00:52:16
you want, and just the whole thing, right as as time has come
00:52:20
forward in the 20th century. And so I guess what I'm trying
00:52:23
to say is that is that it's it's a natural thing, right?
00:52:29
So when women, I think you might have said it earlier, when when
00:52:32
men look at women and their boobies and their nipples.
00:52:40
They get a little excited, right?
00:52:42
And they maybe would establish a nice boner.
00:52:46
Gives me a wet ass. It gives you and so all of a
00:52:52
sudden these boobies, if you will, I got it.
00:52:54
Became just this whole. I mean, it became this whole
00:52:58
thing, okay versus the other side of it.
00:53:01
In 1930 and or 40 or 50 when the movies were coming out and when
00:53:05
magazines and all this coming out, I don't know if the demand
00:53:09
was there. The demand, I don't think it was
00:53:11
the same. If from a woman's standpoint to
00:53:13
see men's nipples, I don't think oh men would.
00:53:17
Or excuse me, women would be like, oh man, you should see the
00:53:20
nipples on this guy. I might feel a little offended
00:53:22
right now then. Well, maybe, but that's a whole
00:53:24
different discussion. Maybe we need to.
00:53:25
Ask. We should ask Meg hashtag free.
00:53:28
The man nipple. Free the man, nipple.
00:53:31
It's already free. Oh, never mind.
00:53:33
The point is, is, I think, the point that I'm trying to make.
00:53:36
You know, in a weird way, this guy's serious.
00:53:38
Doesn't expect that. The point that I'm trying to
00:53:40
make is that the reason men can walk around with their nipples
00:53:43
out is because no one cares. I don't care.
00:53:46
No one. The women aren't getting.
00:53:48
You know when when we see, when men see or other women see
00:53:55
boobies, they get crazy. You know what I mean?
00:54:00
I can agree with. That no one gets crazy over your
00:54:02
nipples. Yeah, they just don't.
00:54:05
I mean, maybe the occasional gay man might look at your nipples
00:54:09
and like them, but no, it's not gonna cause a car accident or
00:54:13
anything like that, though. Exactly.
00:54:14
Gotcha. See.
00:54:16
You get it? You got my point.
00:54:17
I'm a little saddened now. All right, let's go ahead and do
00:54:20
our strange facts make us feel like we're in the twilight zone?
00:54:24
What do you have tonight? So I've found some facts just
00:54:27
kind of geared around death, so. In case you going right for
00:54:33
nipples, ladies and gentlemen, in case you don't think we give
00:54:35
you a little bit of everything tonight, we've got death, We've
00:54:39
got death, We've got wap. Yeah, so, so hairy nipples.
00:54:44
Go ahead, hairy nipples. So, according to researchers,
00:54:48
the messy handwriting on doctor's notes kill over 7000
00:54:53
people in the United States. Every year 7000. 7000 People and
00:55:00
people go, Oh well, there's 360, OK, but that's
00:55:03
basically just for handwriting, Just for shitty handwriting,
00:55:05
you're saying. So I'm imagining that's like,
00:55:07
the wrong prescription, right? Or or a procedure or, yeah,
00:55:13
medication a nurse needs to give.
00:55:14
Or whatever the case may be is, Although why would a nurse just
00:55:18
guess if they? That's true.
00:55:19
When? Yeah, when you like.
00:55:20
Let's verify this shit before we.
00:55:22
They should get a second to put the needle in the arm.
00:55:25
So yeah, it's like this person, this person needs stitches.
00:55:30
Oh look, they need a triple bypass stat.
00:55:34
So it says. On here, it says Doctor
00:55:37
sandwriting has has been long known to be almost universally
00:55:41
awful, so much so that it's become a common trope in TV and
00:55:44
films. But that trope has harrowing
00:55:48
real world consequences, it says.
00:55:50
Estimates Again, 7000 deaths every year could be prevented if
00:55:54
it were not for a misunderstanding of the writing
00:55:57
on a doctor's notepad. So.
00:56:00
Wow, I feel like something should have been said at this
00:56:06
point. To the doctors, that was like,
00:56:08
hey dipshits. Take your time when filling
00:56:11
these things out, or maybe learn shorthand or something or
00:56:15
something to that effect. I don't know.
00:56:16
I think it's just about taking just a little more time when you
00:56:19
write these things when somebody's life has isn't you
00:56:23
know, So the next little little tidbit and it says Graves being
00:56:27
6 feet deep, came from the 1665 plague outbreak in England, says
00:56:33
the Mayor of London decided that the burial depth to be 6 feet to
00:56:38
limit the spread of disease. Oh, so more so that's where the
00:56:43
six feet under, I mean, that's where the whole 6 feet thing was
00:56:45
literally from there. Before that, it could have been
00:56:48
8 feet, 5 feet, right? Or just, you know, put them on
00:56:51
the side of the road. In a big ditch, Much much
00:56:56
respect. Put them in the river.
00:56:58
We'll miss you. Here you go.
00:57:00
So the next one, it says people know when death is near.
00:57:04
In their final moments, people feel what's known as existential
00:57:08
slap. See, this is where it gets kind
00:57:11
of uncomfortable for me. It's when a person knows on a
00:57:15
deep level that death is coming. Like how soon before.
00:57:19
Let's see what it says here. It says this is a big word.
00:57:22
Sorry. Palliative care, right?
00:57:26
Did I say that right? Is the name given to those who
00:57:30
make it their business to care for people on their deathbeds.
00:57:34
A common experience described by those who work in this field is
00:57:38
what is known as the existential slap, the slap being a sudden
00:57:42
grasp of the near nearness of death and an awareness that
00:57:47
their time to pass is fast approaching.
00:57:52
That's crazy. I'm a little uncomfortable.
00:57:53
I have that like three times a day.
00:57:55
Yeah. That's weird.
00:57:59
So they they're essentially saying, like, their whole body,
00:58:02
just like it. Just like a slap.
00:58:05
Like it just feels like it jerks.
00:58:07
Almost like like a quick shake or something.
00:58:09
Like a shiver. I guess someone has a shiver and
00:58:12
they're like, fuck, I'm gonna go slap somebody.
00:58:18
In the hospital, just like while they're sleeping.
00:58:23
And then we'll leave a stay in the great, stay in the great
00:58:25
card and a sticker and then we'll come back and pull the
00:58:27
plug for it. That's right.
00:58:28
Whenever you need to have assisted suicide.
00:58:31
So this next one. It says vending machines kill
00:58:34
more people each year than sharks do.
00:58:39
Interesting, cuz there's not a ton of shark attacks.
00:58:43
I mean, I mean there's there's there's plenty of like biting,
00:58:46
but people that die. It's in the big scheme of things
00:58:49
right Trey, it's not a it's not a ton.
00:58:51
It's not like hundreds of thousands of people die from
00:58:53
sharks every year, but you're still but I still think even if
00:58:58
like 20 people die from sharks and the fact that. 21 would die
00:59:01
from vending machines. Well then I was I was wondering
00:59:04
if it if it had to do with just the the food in a vending
00:59:07
machine. Maybe it's bad for you or
00:59:09
something to that effect. Yeah, like that.
00:59:11
Like a misleading headline, right?
00:59:12
Unfortunately, I'm kind of pissed cuz it doesn't really go
00:59:15
in here. It just says it.
00:59:16
Vending machines are roughly 13 times more deadly than sharks.
00:59:20
At least that was what the statistics show.
00:59:24
In the year 2021, there was only one fatal shark attack
00:59:28
worldwide. Right, Okay, right.
00:59:30
Worldwide, worldwide. While the death toll for those
00:59:33
dastardly vending machines is far higher, in the year 2021
00:59:37
alone, those sneaky snack dispensers claimed the lives of
00:59:41
13 people in just the USA. Seriously.
00:59:44
So it's like it Does it fall on them or something?
00:59:46
I don't. I don't know.
00:59:49
I'm trying to think there's a glass break or do they reach up
00:59:53
and try and get the get the candy and they get strapped or I
00:59:56
don't or they're delivering it and it falls off the truck and
00:59:59
slam. Well, that that could be too.
01:00:00
I'm trying to. We're going to have to look more
01:00:02
into. This or when you're trying to
01:00:03
shake the, you get that extra. Can your chips out?
01:00:08
You know, of all the things we talked about this evening, I
01:00:11
think this may be the most important to research because I
01:00:15
got to know how 13 people in this country alone died.
01:00:19
Maybe we need to be putting our attention.
01:00:21
You know, fuck the border. Yeah, I don't.
01:00:24
We don't need anything. We don't worry about that.
01:00:26
They have it under control. Sounds like everything is smooth
01:00:29
down there so but why are people dying from vending machine?
01:00:32
It doesn't say. That's all it says.
01:00:34
It just, well, I'm not going to lie to you.
01:00:35
The next time I go up to a vending machine, I'm going to be
01:00:38
a little. Carefully, a little weary, a
01:00:40
little timid. So this one, this one was pretty
01:00:45
interesting. It says Royals have royal
01:00:48
undertakers who are are responsible.
01:00:50
I'm sorry for planning for sudden deaths and keep a special
01:00:54
coffin in case a member of royal family passes.
01:01:00
So you're talking about like, the current Royals?
01:01:01
Yes, right. Okay, I don't know if it's that
01:01:04
weird. Go ahead.
01:01:05
So it says the Royals have certain customs when it comes to
01:01:09
funerals. In mourning, there are many
01:01:11
strict traditions that that they must be followed.
01:01:14
Funerals for such members are for members such as the Queen
01:01:17
and Prince Philip are planned months ahead of their death.
01:01:20
Her coffin will be open to the public for 23 hours and the
01:01:24
nation will also partake in 2 minutes of silence.
01:01:27
I don't know. It's kind of boring.
01:01:30
Yeah, it's a little bit boring. I think that.
01:01:34
I don't think it seems weird. I think that sounds like
01:01:36
something royalty would do, don't you?
01:01:37
Like, let's hang out. Let's have a coffin ready for
01:01:40
our queen. It's almost like a respect
01:01:43
thing, right? You're right.
01:01:44
Versus like she's dead. Let's put it in the the meat
01:01:47
locker for a couple days while we get the coffin right.
01:01:50
That's all. I think that I think that's fair
01:01:52
enough. I'm okay with this one.
01:01:55
So the last one, and this. This doesn't have to do with
01:01:57
death, but this kind of freaked me out.
01:01:59
So it says some people stuck in comas retain awareness and can
01:02:05
even perceive sounds, but are unable to communicate.
01:02:08
Yeah, I heard about. I've heard this before.
01:02:10
That that freaked me out a little bit.
01:02:12
Just why have you, do you plan on being in?
01:02:14
Well, no. But Can you imagine your mind
01:02:17
being able to hear everything going around?
01:02:18
You? Can't do anything.
01:02:19
Can't move your body, Can't say. I've heard a lot of conditions
01:02:22
actually like this where you just literally you can't move
01:02:24
your body, you can't open or you can't do anything, but you're
01:02:27
aware of what's happening. Everything going on, it says on
01:02:29
here, it says we can't think of something more awful than this.
01:02:31
That's what I said. Well, I mean being burned alive
01:02:35
might be or something like that it.
01:02:37
Says while in a coma, some individuals may retain awareness
01:02:40
and perceived sounds. Studies suggest that brain
01:02:44
activities can respond to auditory stimuli, indicating
01:02:48
some level of processing. However, they can't communicate
01:02:51
that they are aware of what is happening around them.
01:02:54
That's crazy to me. Yeah, well, let's just not ever
01:03:00
get into a comma. Yes, stay away from that.
01:03:03
So yeah, that was kind of some interesting ones that were ever.
01:03:05
Yeah, I don't know whether I'm depressed or whether I'm scared
01:03:10
or nervous or good stuff. Are you ready for a little
01:03:15
self-awareness tonight? Absolutely.
01:03:17
I'm always ready for self-awareness.
01:03:19
I'm really just bitching about other people, right?
01:03:21
I think this is the thing we do best, so let's go for it.
01:03:26
This happened today, and I feel like it's impossible to really
01:03:31
have a journal or some sort of notebook in the car.
01:03:35
I know for safety reasons I sound old or using my phone,
01:03:38
notebook, whatever, for safety reasons, and I don't want to do
01:03:42
half the things that I'm bitching about while I'm trying
01:03:44
to write down notes. Tell your toddler to remember
01:03:47
this well. As soon as you can write, this
01:03:48
will be so much. Give him some colors and some
01:03:51
paper. But it's just so today I'm I'm
01:03:53
trying to get home. I'm kind of in a little bit of a
01:03:56
hurry. People are watching the kids and
01:03:59
I've got the, you know, the whole the whole thing.
01:04:01
Gotcha. And I was trying to get home and
01:04:04
I and I was gonna not take to the certain street.
01:04:06
But I did. I was like, I has to be fine.
01:04:08
It's only whatever. And then sure enough, and what
01:04:11
made it worse was I'm sitting here going, why are why is it so
01:04:13
stacked up? Why what's going on?
01:04:16
Everything's I'm like, come on. And as I drive up there, it's
01:04:20
some douche that decided right before the turn that he needed
01:04:26
to turn left. Of course, but the line to turn
01:04:29
left is way back, because it's a crowded road.
01:04:32
And instead of going up and making a U-turn, he sits there
01:04:36
with his blinker on until the light changes, holding everybody
01:04:42
else up. Yeah, everybody's there trying
01:04:45
to maneuver because he's sitting there with his blinker on
01:04:48
wanting to get over. Okay.
01:04:49
You know what? Honestly, dude, if you go up and
01:04:51
take a U-turn, make a U-turn, you could probably get you could
01:04:54
be honest, maybe quicker, idiot. And I'm sitting there.
01:04:57
I'm just like, you messed up. You didn't realize this is where
01:05:01
you needed to turn. Yeah, don't screw everybody else
01:05:04
over. Everybody else around you is
01:05:06
being screwed because you're being selfish, right?
01:05:08
Am I wrong on this or is it at all?
01:05:10
Not at all. You agree?
01:05:11
I do agree. Yeah, go up, make a U-turn, come
01:05:14
back around. I just right.
01:05:16
I don't even think I would have. I don't even think I would have
01:05:18
put my blink around for a second.
01:05:19
I would have been like, ah, fuck, I messed up.
01:05:21
I'm gonna go up and turn around. I'm kind of curious to how he
01:05:24
got stuck there with some. Idiot.
01:05:27
Like I'm not gonna let. I'm not gonna let you in.
01:05:29
No, no, no. Everybody had already lined up
01:05:31
because the light was red. Oh, OK, OK.
01:05:33
So everybody had lined up. It's.
01:05:34
Not like somebody was like let me jump up cuz he's not getting
01:05:36
no, no, no. It wasn't like people were going
01:05:38
and no one would let him in. Gotcha.
01:05:40
OK. The line was already there and
01:05:41
he said instead of you go. Past the traffic and then, you
01:05:44
know, sometimes the lights are green, but the turn light is
01:05:47
red, right? So everybody else was going on
01:05:50
the green light and everybody on the left turn lane was stopped
01:05:53
because it was red. Gotcha.
01:05:55
So he stopped in the middle of the GO traffic and put on his
01:05:58
blinker and everybody else had to stop.
01:06:00
That's an asshole move, right? Absolutely.
01:06:03
I mean, I was. I think the rest of the way home
01:06:05
I was just yelling at nobody. I was just like so angry.
01:06:08
I turned to the car next to me. I was like, yelling at you like,
01:06:10
what do you look at what are you doing and ridiculous anyway
01:06:13
else. So that was my that's my one for
01:06:16
today. Tell me you have something.
01:06:18
I wish I did. I wish I did.
01:06:21
All right, fine. If you don't have one, I'll do
01:06:24
one that I didn't know how bad it was.
01:06:27
But you know what? Upon further review, I think it
01:06:30
annoys me enough to make the segment.
01:06:34
Are you a coffee drinker? I am not okay.
01:06:36
It smells good, but I've never enjoyed the taste of it.
01:06:39
I'm not much of a hot liquid drinker.
01:06:43
Do you drink alcohol? I do not.
01:06:46
What do you drink? Water.
01:06:49
Okay. Fair enough.
01:06:50
Not flavored water either. I don't want to.
01:06:53
Imagine yourself as a coffee drinker for this and you go in
01:06:58
to a coffee establishment. I'm not going to plug anybody.
01:07:04
Speaking of, those are every fucking wear now.
01:07:06
Yeah, but not and not just the main ones.
01:07:08
I mean, they're all over. You know, people are getting the
01:07:10
idea to be a coffee, coffee house.
01:07:12
So you walk in there and you get a coffee.
01:07:15
And if you're like me and like a few people that are are like
01:07:17
minded to me with coffee. I don't like just regular black
01:07:21
coffee. I need more in it.
01:07:23
I need, you know, cream. I need sugar.
01:07:25
I need all the whole, the whole thing.
01:07:27
Fake sugar. Well, they don't do that for
01:07:29
you. Some places do now, but but
01:07:31
overall they don't. And they have a whole station
01:07:34
that's got everything right. You know what I'm talking about.
01:07:37
All your sweeteners, all your, your.
01:07:39
I'm going to nod like I do some places have half and half almond
01:07:44
milk, whole milk, whatever cream you want, right?
01:07:47
Stirs and everything. And so imagine getting your
01:07:51
coffee and you're gonna go to this station and there's some
01:07:56
douche that's just sitting there and it takes 5 minutes to do
01:08:02
everything. Make a.
01:08:03
Masterpiece. I guess So.
01:08:06
There was one the other day Trey, and he he's sitting there
01:08:09
and I think he's an older guys. I would feel a little bit bad
01:08:11
for him, but he's sitting there and he had to do with the whole,
01:08:14
like, I'm going to taste every single little before.
01:08:17
Yeah. I'm going to pour a little into.
01:08:19
OK, not quite, not quite. And then let me throw a little
01:08:22
more maybe. And then the cream and I was
01:08:24
like, oh, oh God, like you haven't even done your cream
01:08:27
yet. Like you cigarette.
01:08:29
And then he puts the top he needs to stir it.
01:08:31
I mean the whole thing. And I'm just like.
01:08:34
Like he's the only one there. I'm just sitting here for 5
01:08:36
minutes and I need. I just need to can I right here
01:08:39
and? Grab some of these real quick
01:08:41
and move it the fuck out of the way and and I think there are
01:08:43
people out there that would just elbow this guy way but I'm just
01:08:47
not that guy. I try to be nice and just I try
01:08:51
to be nice but just come bitch on the show.
01:08:53
That's definitely someone that does not have awareness of their
01:08:56
self-awareness exactly. But you're not.
01:08:58
You're unfamiliar. There's not a situation like
01:09:00
that with anything with your water drinking.
01:09:03
No, you haven't ever been a water cooler and had somebody
01:09:11
taking their time. Somebody put a little sip of
01:09:13
water and they, you know, little cone cup.
01:09:16
Not at all, Okay. Well, then you don't understand.
01:09:19
Yeah. All right.
01:09:20
So I'll just do that self-awareness on me to think.
01:09:23
Yeah. Yeah.
01:09:24
I did have a gym one but it wouldn't work out well on the
01:09:27
podcast so it wouldn't make sense.
01:09:29
Why do you say that cuz? Here recently there's a what's
01:09:34
called a Pec deck machine. Pec deck machine, all right, And
01:09:39
it's both for shoulders and for chest.
01:09:43
And so basically they're really close together, so I don't know
01:09:48
if that's. Well, so you take the handles
01:09:51
and you go one way for the chest.
01:09:53
And then you face a different way and go backwards for the
01:09:56
shoulders. I see.
01:09:57
I've done that. I do that all the time.
01:09:58
So there's only one machine in the gym I I work out at and it
01:10:01
never fails that there's one, always one guy just sitting
01:10:04
there hanging out on his fucking phone.
01:10:06
And that happens to be my last exercise and I want to go ahead
01:10:09
and knock it out before I leave. So here recently, instead of
01:10:12
waiting, I asked them if I can work in with them.
01:10:15
You know, you you go, I go, you go, I go type deal.
01:10:19
And man, they don't like that. They get pissed.
01:10:22
Really. Yes.
01:10:23
They look at me like they huff and puff.
01:10:26
I'm like, really, dude, I mean, we're doing the same fucking
01:10:28
exercise. I'm just changing the weight and
01:10:30
then you can go and I can go, you know, it's really not that
01:10:33
difficult. So, so yeah, the last two times
01:10:36
were the only two times I've done it.
01:10:38
Yeah, they huff and puff at me. Like they're the only ones
01:10:40
allowed to use the fucking machine.
01:10:42
Like, and most of the time when I ask them, they're sitting
01:10:44
there on the fucking cell phone. So guess what, Get off your
01:10:46
fucking phone, get through your reps, and then I won't have to
01:10:50
work in with you. So I feel like, I don't know.
01:10:54
I feel like that's something that you wouldn't be upset about
01:10:58
being in the gym because you don't even wipe your own
01:11:00
equipment. I don't.
01:11:03
But you also want people to rack their weights.
01:11:05
So I guess that's right. That's your hashtag.
01:11:09
Hashtag. Just rack your weight, Rack your
01:11:11
fucking weights. You get so fired up.
01:11:12
Yeah, I think that. I guess that's closer to what
01:11:15
you're saying is racking, weights, rotating, changing.
01:11:18
But see, you want people to rack their weights, but you're
01:11:20
willing to keep changing them. Well, on this particular thing,
01:11:23
it's a machine. So you're just taking the pin
01:11:25
out, moving it to a different weight?
01:11:26
Yeah. Little extra effort, right?
01:11:28
Well, it's not that much. So I think you just need to open
01:11:31
a gym with your rules. But they feel like it's so off
01:11:35
putting, like they don't have that time that to jump on their
01:11:37
phone, check out Instagram, flex a little bit, take a picture of
01:11:41
themselves, like, you know what? Just do your fucking set and
01:11:44
move on, All right? Let's go.
01:11:45
Yeah, this is a good one. I like it because it.
01:11:47
You know what? Tre?
01:11:49
Being aware of self-awareness is in the eye, the beholder.
01:11:54
It's subjective and that's why the only thing that matters is
01:11:58
what you and I think. Right, exactly.
01:12:00
Cuz I like to get in, get out. That's what I'm saying.
01:12:02
So in this case. Same with my dates.
01:12:04
In this case, this works. So I think that was a good one.
01:12:09
Okay good. Let's roll with it.
01:12:12
So before we end this evening, you get that look, Do I have a
01:12:17
look like I'm excited about this.
01:12:20
I have a question for you while you're having sex.
01:12:23
Would you rather your partner scream out I love you, or sorry,
01:12:29
or stick your fingers up my ass now?
01:12:35
Say that one last one again. Stick your fingers up my ass now
01:12:39
or or. I love you.
01:12:41
Wow, that's a tough one. There are other options I'm
01:12:44
gonna give you too. Do you want me to just give you
01:12:45
all of them and see if one of them sticks out?
01:12:47
Yeah, no, but intend. Can I have them say both?
01:12:52
Which one first? Daring.
01:12:55
Which one first? That's a good question.
01:12:57
Fingers up your ass. I love you or I love you.
01:13:00
Stick your fingers up my ass. Yeah, I think it goes away.
01:13:03
So I love you and this stick of fingers in my butt.
01:13:05
What about? Would you rather your partner
01:13:08
scream out I have gonorrhea or that wasn't me having sex, but
01:13:14
Jesus having sex through me? What the fuck?
01:13:20
Jesus. Having sex through me.
01:13:22
OK, that's your choice. OK I.
01:13:27
Definitely that, cuz I don't want the gonorrhea that'll I
01:13:30
think anything with the gonorrhea, right?
01:13:31
Anything but the gonorrhea. And lastly, I can't even get
01:13:34
through this one. Put your pee pee in my vagina
01:13:38
with a B. OK, Or Or she starts humming the
01:13:44
theme from the movie Hobbit. I guess it would be The Hobbit
01:13:50
one, cuz I can't imagine her with a lisp.
01:13:53
I don't think that The Hobbit one would be that bad.
01:13:55
I think it'd be kind of cool, right?
01:13:58
I mean, I haven't seen The Hobbit, believe it or not, I've
01:14:00
only. Can't imagine her humming
01:14:02
something like that though. That would be kind of crazy
01:14:05
anyway. I just, I'm trying to get our
01:14:07
listeners to get to know you even more and your thoughts and
01:14:12
the way that your head works, your brain so.
01:14:15
Let me ask you one, Okay. Would you rather her call out
01:14:20
another man's name? No.
01:14:24
Or or okay. Say I love you.
01:14:30
Now this is not your wife. This is not, let's say first
01:14:33
date. Let's say first date, first
01:14:34
date, first date, first date that's different.
01:14:36
Yeah, you get her, get her back in bed, first date, call out
01:14:40
another name or that's well, that's a good one because I feel
01:14:44
like there are first dates in my past.
01:14:46
I've I've either been completely repelled by first dates or I've
01:14:50
been like this. Is the one right?
01:14:52
Or I want to marry a little over the top right the.
01:14:55
Guy's name or I want to marry you one day.
01:14:57
I think you're the one. I think you're the one.
01:14:58
Yeah, there you. I'm glad you took my virginity.
01:15:03
I think you, I think some guys want that.
01:15:05
They're like, no, no, that's the one I would choose.
01:15:07
Yeah, a guy saying another guy's name or I'm glad you took my
01:15:11
virginity. I don't know.
01:15:12
I think the first date. If you said another guy's name,
01:15:14
I wouldn't love it, but I'd also be like okay, I get it.
01:15:19
It's the first date. You don't know my name very
01:15:21
well. Yeah, I mean.
01:15:24
What if you gave her a fake name?
01:15:25
So it's really not that fair that's true and.
01:15:29
Then you forgot which fake name? What if you gave her a fake name
01:15:31
and she actually called out your real name?
01:15:32
You didn't realize and you were like, wait, hold on, You're like
01:15:38
mid pump and you're like, hey, hey, hold on a second.
01:15:41
How did you know? Right.
01:15:44
All right, that was fun. I just needed to find out more
01:15:48
about you in bed. You want to find out more about
01:15:50
me in bed? No, no.
01:15:51
This is this is what I mean. Just words, right?
01:15:54
We're going to use words. You.
01:15:56
Want me to get my 2 X's back on here?
01:15:59
That would be interesting. I would love to have your two
01:16:01
wives on here. Reach out and see what they say.
01:16:04
I don't know. I mean, I think your second wife
01:16:06
might want to. I don't think I would actually
01:16:09
get out of response from the second one.
01:16:11
The first one would maybe you still talk to her?
01:16:15
No, I think she would respond, but she'll be like, hey, what's
01:16:19
up? Yeah, Okay respond.
01:16:22
I think that would be fun too, because I think there's a lot of
01:16:25
good content there about young Trey that we could get out of.
01:16:29
Her I can imagine. Big boy Trey.
01:16:33
Big boy Trey. Yeah, Fat boy, Trey.
01:16:36
Yeah. So, yes, bring your ex wives in.
01:16:39
And I would love to pick their brain.
01:16:42
At least one of them. Man, I don't even know what to
01:16:45
think tonight. So much.
01:16:48
So much stuff. So much stuff.
01:16:49
So much wisdom, so much everything.
01:16:51
I don't know. About wisdom, but yeah, there's
01:16:52
a lot of stuff. Do you have anything you'd like
01:16:55
to add? No.
01:16:57
Well, let's call it. Do it.
01:17:00
Pull the plug. All right.
01:17:01
Love you guys. Later.
01:17:02
Bye. If it don't hang then he can't
01:17:26
bang. You can't hurt my feelings but I
01:17:29
like pain. If he fucked me and asked who
01:17:31
is, is it when I ride the Dick? I'm a spell my name.