This week on Stay in the Gray, Ryan and Trey ask the hard questions: Can you actually date a ghost for 20 years? Is opening a sushi restaurant now cultural appropriation? And who in Gen Z thought it was smart to resurrect Osama bin Laden’s “Letter to America”?
They also vent about social media butt overload, explain the (possibly sexual?) origin of rock-paper-scissors, and break down why Florida’s cutting financial aid for Hamas supporters. Add in a dash of public throat-clearing rage and it's one hell of a ride.
🔥 In This Episode:
Trey’s man crush and a ghostly relationship breakup
Social media backlash and reels full of cheeks
What is spectrophilia and does it have rules? (Apparently, yes)
“Sushi Sheila” gets canceled for opening a sushi joint
Rock-Paper-Scissors was possibly about sex?!
Gen Z finds Osama bin Laden’s old letter—and reposts it?
Florida pulls student aid tied to Hamas support
Five more states in our “what each is worst at” countdown
Awareness segment: Learn what an inside voice is… please
📌 Chapters (Condensed):
00:00 – Trey’s Man Crush & Intro
03:45 – Butthurt Comments and Backlash
09:16 – Social Media = Asses Only
13:46 – Woman Breaks Up With Her Ghost Boyfriend
16:28 – The Rules of Spectrophilia
29:02 – “Sushi Sheila” and Cultural Appropriation
37:37 – Rock, Paper, Scissors… Originally Sexual?
44:35 – Osama Bin Laden’s Letter Goes Viral Again
53:26 – Florida Cuts Aid Over Hamas Support
55:22 – What Each State Is Worst At: Part 7
1:01:55 – Awareness: Inside Voices & Throat Clearing
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Hey, everybody, Andre. Hey, Ryan.
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How's it going? Good, my man.
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I I thought I thought about one time just leaving the song on
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the whole time and just not coming in until after the song
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was over. Hold on.
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I got a headline. I'm just kidding.
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Go ahead. You know what?
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If you had a headline, I would accept it with open arms.
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Well, I have some information for you that I feel like.
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Santa is real. No, no, this is this is about
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one. This is about one of your this
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is about one of your boys. Oh shit.
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So you your boys are. Jason Statham OK, It's not about
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Jason The Rock. It is about the Rock, OK?
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Which makes me laugh every time because I just think about the
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Rock manhandling you. That is not a funny, not a
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funny, but just like in a, in a in a I'm going to hold the door
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open for you and I'm going to like, I don't know, He's
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definitely the man. Can you imagine him being a
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catcher, though? You never know, Okay, We're
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done. You don't.
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Well, that's true. That's true.
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But that makes it even weirder. Yeah, so anyway.
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I have to get a ladder or something.
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It's interesting because anybody that has listened, Okay, So you
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know what that was too. That was good.
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We don't even need to tell a story.
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So something that I thought you'd want to know.
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I don't know if you knew this already.
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Did you know and this is going to give you a massive erection?
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Did you know that he was on Joe Rogan recently and he told Joe
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that in 1997 he was going to leave the WWF to be an MMA
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fighter. No shit.
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He was into, he wanted to get into martial arts in a whole,
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like, way. And I thought since you're into
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Taekwondo that that would be like, you know, a bonding moment
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for you in The Rock. That's interesting, 'cause he, I
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mean, his whole family was a huge wrestling family, grew up
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in the business and everything. So that's surprising.
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Maybe that's why. How old was he around them?
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Does this say no, I mean, I'm not.
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I don't have the art. It's. 97 I'm so miss what?
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How old is he? Is he less?
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He's less than 10 years older than us, right?
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Probably. Who cares?
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He was young. He was probably.
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He's probably in his 30s. Mid 20s maybe or maybe 20s?
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Yeah, maybe mid 20s. There you go.
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Interesting. Yeah, that's interesting.
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So if he does that, then he probably doesn't become as big a
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movie star either, right? You never know.
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You don't? Yeah.
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Yeah, 'cause I know WWE kind of gave him that.
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That lift you? Know that, jump off springboard
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and then you might not have been one of your boys.
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Yeah, so that's true. Lucky him.
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You Dwayne. Dwayne, you made the right
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calls, so now you are man one of.
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Yeah, you're my man crush still, so I thought you'd like that.
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That's pretty mean. So I'm gonna I I'm gonna do a
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combination of going off on everybody and and and hopefully
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laughing a little bit because dude, talking about serious shit
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gets us into serious shit. It's it's it's insane.
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I put up these like preview videos on YouTube and and on
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TikTok. Those are the main ones right
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now where you put up you know with these clips to try and
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entice people to come like watch the rest of the show and you can
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watch it on YouTube if you want. But but they're mainly the ones
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that are getting all the the views are are these previews and
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I put up a lot about right now because guess what we've been
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talking about Hamas palace, the Palestinians, Israel you know
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the whole thing and it's just got and as as you I mean people
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go what do you think was going to happen.
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Well that's true. I I was hoping I'd get at least
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a little more and I've had some decent conversation some people
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have stepped in and kind of said this is what he means to say
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give him a break. But man, I had, I I did a video
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before you got over here and the only reason I'm admitting that
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is because I'm in the same shirt so that people know him.
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It was today. But and I said everybody calm
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down, please, please calm down. Like we we just we just want to
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talk and we literally say that. And in in the clip that this
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person responded to, the person goes you don't know any you
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don't know what you're talking about.
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And I said, yeah, I just admit that in the clip that you're
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commenting on I said I don't know what I'm talking about.
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I want to learn. We have someone here that's
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giving her perspective from her side, which she's allowed to do.
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You know, you had some people. The woman that was, she's afraid
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to show her face. She doesn't know.
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She thinks she'd well. She probably knows more than
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you. You live in Cincinnati and you
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grew up in, you know. Was there any Palestinian point
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of views that were actually good?
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Well, no, I mean, well as I tried to tell him multiple times
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throughout the show and I was trying to reiterate it to our
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listeners so that they didn't think that just because M was on
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here all of a sudden we were this pro Israel, you know and we
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and we may establish that opinion at some point, but we're
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not this pro like screw everybody else.
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We're definitely just because we had somebody on and and and
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that. But the problem is, is I'm
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getting these this other side and it's not, it's not positive.
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No one wants to talk to me. They want to just insult me or
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they wanted to tell me. I don't know what I'm talking
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about. I had one guy call me a baboon.
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Wow. I mean, well, I guess I'd be
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like look like a baboon I guess. And then A and then a guy
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responded to that, to that video.
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Cause on that video I said, you know, I I, I admitted somebody
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called me a baboon and the guy this guy goes don't even fucking
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look at me. Oh shit, it's like.
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What in the same baboon? Maybe he didn't like baboon to
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that video, to the little video where I said everyone let's just
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chill out. Were you looking at him in the
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camera in that video? This guy has no profile picture.
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He has no videos on is no nothing.
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I can't look at him. Then that was my that's what I
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said back to him. I just nicely enough, just I, I,
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I would love to look at you, but I can't 'cause you hide.
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You're hiding behind a non profile account, a picture
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account anyway, but I'm the worst person to get involved.
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I get on these, these, these tangents.
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I think I spent two hours today commenting oh, this guy, fuck
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him and. So if that Lady from TikTok were
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to hear that you were baboon, would she call like a snow
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baboon? Yeah, or marshmallow.
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Baboon, marshmallow or baboon of the chalk.
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A mayonnaise baboon? I don't know.
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So I and I was called retarded, and I'm gonna say that, yeah,
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that. Was me.
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I'm sorry, Trey, I thought the handle looked familiar.
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That. Was my secret account.
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But, but, but the fact that I was called that, I mean, I know.
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Even I know Trey. And even you know here we're not
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supposed to be saying that it's not PC.
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It's not you're not supposed to say the word retarded.
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You can say retard like it's hard.
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Yeah. And I'm pretty sure you're not
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even supposed to say that. And somebody called me that and
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they put a hashtag where the A was supposed to be.
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Like, no, you know, like it was OK And I was like, I was like, I
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just these people. And so how am I supposed to get,
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how am I supposed to learn from the other side of things, which
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in this case is the Palestinian side and what I'm about to get
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to, which is the Hamas supporters?
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And we'll talk about that a little bit later in the show I.
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Think you said we're gonna laugh?
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Well, I'm gonna laugh because and we get a lot and and and
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we'll we'll we'll get to the you know we'll get to that.
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I just wanted to mention that man, it's a it's a chore just to
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talk to these people. I thought it'd be like, Oh yeah,
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this is a great conversation starter Ryan.
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Like, let's let's really dive in.
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Nope, not so much. Fuck you.
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There's a bunch of but in the positives are even like the
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positives are like, you're absolutely right.
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Fuck the other people. So it's like somebody's yelling
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at the other one regardless. And.
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So nobody wants to talk and and you.
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Know. So we can't learn.
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So we're gonna remain retarded baboons.
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Is that what you're saying? Maybe we just should Maybe we
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should want that. Maybe we should just be like.
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And that was the other comment was why do you guys all of a
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sudden care about this? I'm like, oh, I'm sorry.
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Fine, OK. I don't care.
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Then, like, I apologize. Would you rather it's not care?
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Hashtag retarded baboons. Here's our next so let's see our
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new show is no longer stay in the grade.
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It's the retarded baboon podcast.
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But I'm noticing that when we come on here and and I and I
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look on YouTube and we and I'm getting.
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I'm starting to get especially with all this this thousands of
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views. I'm just saying that thousands
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of views definitely like and I hundreds of views for
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everything. Whereas when you first get a a
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channel on YouTube, it starts slowly and it's starting to boom
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in the thousands. Well then I look on TikTok and
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on, on YouTube, on and on on Facebook and I'm, you know now
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it pops up and it gives you like all these reels and the shorts
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that are options to you and. It's just right there.
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Well, all all I'm getting are just asses.
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Like, I'm I'm just getting pictures and you know, it'll
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show you like one second of it. And I'm kind of like, well, I
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kind of want to see. I kind of want to see where she
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goes, like where she walks. To I want to see her thoughts
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about this, you know, because she's heading somewhere and
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she's got tight. It could be important she could
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tie her pants on and she's got a, a, a, a, a rather.
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She can have something important to say.
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She's a rather nice posterior and I just wanted to see where
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where she was headed and if she turned around and gave us, maybe
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she was headed to a conference about that and and so
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occasionally I click on it, but I tell you what, dude, I.
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Tell you what? Millions of views.
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Yeah. So we need to wear tighter
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pants. I'm asking if little crop tops,
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if there's anything a guy can. I mean, it's such an advantage
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of me and that's kind of what I was talking about.
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It's just like you. You can't compete, I mean.
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It is difficult. These these people are probably
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making money, literally just they have a they have a nice
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butt and they put on yoga pants and walk around.
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Pisses me off. And then it's the guy behind him
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that's always like, hey, hey, honey, I mean, he's such a he's
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probably an idiot, you know, just.
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A retarded buffoon, so I don't know what we should we should do
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to up it other than. Some yoga pants.
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Maybe we should show up in yoga pants.
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Some stay in the Gray yoga pants.
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Yeah, people let us know right? As in at any of the social
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media. Want to see us in yoga pants?
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Would that up our Do you or do you just believe that it would
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up our our likes and our views on YouTube and TikTok?
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I definitely would like it more, yeah.
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So if I just filmed Trey walking in a pair of yoga pants and it's
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usually on the Why do I? Have to be the one in the yoga
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pants. I didn't say I wouldn't do it.
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I'm just saying you've been working out.
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So it's usually on like a pier. It's on.
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It's like on a like a on Broadway.
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It's not Broadway like a one of those Piers that goes out like
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the Navy Pier in Chicago where there's all the festivities.
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And so she's. Not going to a conference?
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Then what? Is she walking out on this?
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Walking, but she getting millions of views.
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Of her acts. Does she have a bathing suit on
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'cause she's on a pier? Well, sometimes there are
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bathing suit clips. Actually, I think I've.
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I mean, I. You haven't.
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You haven't really clicked on many of them.
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I mean, there's only a couple where I'm like, I I need to know
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where she's going. Yeah, she seems like she has
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something smart. And some of them are so stupid.
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I mean, they're so stupid. It's just like a girl's
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unloading the dishwasher and a guy comes up and like acts like
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he's got a slap her on the butt and she turns around and goes,
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ha ha, I'll stab you with this fork and then they shut it off.
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It's like it it's and it's got 6.
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So I'm like, what are we doing? We're trying to talk about some
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serious world issues here and we have 3, three or 4000 which is
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great and everyone's yelling at us.
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So now I need to come slap your butt while you're loading the
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tell you what, if we had some great asses on camera, I don't
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know if people would be calling us buffoons or baboons or
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whatever it was. Yeah, retarded baboons.
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So anyway, that's hashtag. That's that's YouTube and
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Tiktok. I'm trying my best, but my shit
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out. God, I think that'd be a great
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clip though. People are just are you getting
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ideas? Are you brainstorming about?
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Like some assless chaps or something.
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I think you've gone too far. One of those.
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You've gone too far. I don't.
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I. Aprons with nothing underneath
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there. Well, now we're talking because
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the key is leaving it to the imagination train.
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If you have assless chaps, there's no imagination.
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No imagination the way it is. So I don't talk about this
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anymore. Just take me away for now.
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Let's. I I know you've got something
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that you want to bring up tonight.
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You have to. Oh, yeah, I do.
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Besides ashless chaps, which somehow, somehow we got to
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assless chaps. It's not a bad thing.
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I'm talking about TikTok shorts and you, Ashley's chaps.
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So I've got a story that ran across to you and we talk about
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relationships and stuff like that, and I thought this was an
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interesting one. This woman had been in a
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relationship for close to 20 years.
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Actually it says 20 years 2 decades.
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Good for. Her, But finally broke up with
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him, 'cause she finally saw his face.
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OK, I'm gonna need to hear more. So yeah.
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So I wish I could I I don't. I wish I could save the.
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Fuck it, I can't save it. A woman claims that she had
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intimate encounters with a ghost for over 2 days.
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What? I did not see that coming at
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all. Apparently this is a thing, but
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she she had an. Affair.
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She finally ended it due to his appearance.
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Oh, so he finally like you could see his face.
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She He finally revealed his face.
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He wasn't on an attractive ghost.
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Apparently. She says that the ghostly
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appearance came to her every night when she slept and began
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when she was young. The woman said the ghoul always
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made the first move, but she ended up falling in love with
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him, which led to their prolonged affair.
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First off, the ghoul. She claimed one day she was
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laying down and when she felt a hand move up.
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Moved from her feet to her chest.
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It was strange. She was scared.
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Yeah, baby, she's scared. She said.
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From that moment on, he started coming to me like a spirit to
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have sex with me. I'm not one of these, except
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female. But well, this is the thing.
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OK? Yeah.
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But everything changed the day she finally saw her lover's
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face. Poor, poor Ghost.
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So this prompted her, of course, to make a final decision on
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their relationship. She said.
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He was a very big man, but the day I caught a glimpse of him,
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he had fangs and a face of a gargoyle.
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I thought, well, Fangs is kind of cool, but.
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Says Gargoyle. The last time I saw his face was
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when I didn't want to continue. Now did she?
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Did she explain this to her therapist while she was in her
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straitjacket? Or it was.
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I mean, was somebody giving her therapy through this?
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Because that's a pretty big decision.
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If for 20 years it sounds like this guy's been getting this
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ghoul, I'm sorry this ghoul has been getting in there and, like,
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pleasuring her without. I mean, you know what I mean?
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He's been taking care of business downtown.
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Take care of business and what woman isn't going to be in a
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relationship where a man does that every night and then all of
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a sudden he's like, well, maybe it's my turn after 20 years?
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And she looked at his face and said Nope.
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Well, so I dug into this a little bit more and I found some
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guidelines around ghost sex. Oh seriously?
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And it's called a spectrophilia is what it's called.
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That's sex with a ghost. Yes, spectrophilia.
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OK, so so this Patty Nagree, A psychic medium, medium, and
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self-proclaimed good witch. Who has emerged as our nation's
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leading, maybe only expert on spectrophilia?
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A little bit of, say, self-proclaimed.
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No one else proclaimed them. So she provided these, she
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provided these general guidelines and step by step list
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of directions which she titled Go Sex 101.
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I I must say I'm intrigued. Are you intrigued?
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OK, intrigued. So, OK, let's go guideline #1.
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Know that it is real. Take it seriously.
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Be as goofy as you want, have tons of fun, but know that you
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really are inviting a real spirit from beyond in and that
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you are opening a real portal into other realms.
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So do you? I mean, do you sit on the couch
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and watch a movie like or do you have a like a comedy, a ROM com
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with some popcorn like I don't understand if.
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You're fun diddling yourself and you just kind of say, OK, take
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me now. And hope it's a female ghost
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that pops out. See when she said have some fun,
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I was thinking about having a date, but you're in the house
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cuz the ghost is usually they're relegated to one place, right?
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They're not allowed to go on the town.
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Right. I think that you have to have
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permission to come into your home, and that's a vampire.
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That's a vampire type of ghost. Oh OK.
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But the ghosts usually haunt the one location they don't like.
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They can't go to the local cinema and then get an ice cream
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cone of the home. No, you can't pick them up on
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the street corner. It is Netflix for the ghost
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constantly on the on the on the iPad.
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So but so that's the point though.
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So you, I mean this ghost person and I know you have a couple
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more of this. What do they call them?
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A ghost. Spectrophilia spectrophilia, the
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spectrophilia expert is is saying go ahead and and treat it
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like a relationship, right? OK, go ahead.
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So guideline #2, know your belief system.
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Who are you going to call if you get scared?
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I can't. None of us should say it.
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Just leave that joke. God, your angels, your guides,
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your higher self, your cat, doesn't matter.
00:19:07
Just make sure you're ready, Ghostbusters.
00:19:10
I said it. I said I had to say it.
00:19:12
I said, who you gonna call? Your cat.
00:19:18
Fuck some. I mean, you're having sex with a
00:19:20
ghost. I mean, you can't leave
00:19:21
anything. So she's saying know your.
00:19:25
What was it? Know your.
00:19:26
Belief system. Your belief system.
00:19:28
Your religion. Yeah, spirituality.
00:19:31
What the hell do you get have to do with?
00:19:33
You. I mean, if things get out of
00:19:34
hand, you got to call somebody, right?
00:19:35
So if you believe in a cat, you call the fucking cat.
00:19:39
Get this. Get this person off me or I'm
00:19:41
sorry. Get this ghost off me if you
00:19:42
believe in a cat. I'm sitting here wondering, if
00:19:46
you finish inside of a ghost, are you going to have to clean
00:19:49
that stuff up all over the table and the floor?
00:19:53
And here we go. Sorry, #3, that's a great hold
00:19:57
on that I have to give you, Craig, 'cause that is a good
00:19:59
question. It's a very Trey question, but
00:20:01
it's a good question. Go ahead to #3, We'll get there.
00:20:05
Don't get scared. Fear will do.
00:20:08
Two negative things. Fear will prevent it from
00:20:10
happening altogether. Well, sure, you can't organize
00:20:12
it. Scared, right?
00:20:13
Yeah. Fear will bring the wrong kind
00:20:15
of energy. A darker energy that will feed
00:20:18
on your fear. What happens with that though?
00:20:22
It feeds on your fear. Doesn't mean it just makes it
00:20:25
worse. Like super anxiety and.
00:20:27
The sex is just maybe almost like painful.
00:20:30
Or you get a sexy female ghost. She gets scared.
00:20:32
Maybe the the boyfriend ghost shows up and bends you over.
00:20:36
I don't know. So it turns.
00:20:39
All of a sudden, it's your shit right there.
00:20:40
It's a Ghost Gang bang. The more uncomfortable you are,
00:20:45
the more people just show up. I'm just railing you anyway.
00:20:50
Everybody. And she can't get out of it,
00:20:51
'cause she's scared. She's scared.
00:20:54
OK, next know that this is our realm of existence.
00:21:00
They have to play by our rules. They have power.
00:21:03
Over you. But as if she's won.
00:21:04
Give it to them. Oh, OK, OK, OK.
00:21:06
So you have to give them the power.
00:21:08
Well, it sounds like you don't want to give them the power.
00:21:10
Doesn't seem like it. She's saying this is our realm,
00:21:13
so make sure that they understand that.
00:21:16
Like, OK, you're you're this is my.
00:21:18
House. Yeah.
00:21:20
And I'm allowing you to do this to me, yeah.
00:21:23
No means no. No means no.
00:21:25
Even for ghosts, yes. Even Yeah, this OK file a report
00:21:30
if. Yeah, hashtag.
00:21:31
What? What was it?
00:21:32
The the Can you imagine that on Law and order SVU like ghost
00:21:37
rape me? What the fuck?
00:21:40
It'd be awesome if it's some serious show and it it was like
00:21:43
it was that and everyone's kind of like, OK, you guys really
00:21:45
stretched and then number. 5 #5 Have fun with it?
00:21:50
Well, yeah. Let go of any preconceptions of
00:21:53
it being evil or bad. Keep it good, healthy and fun.
00:21:56
Well, she this guy was a gargoyle with fangs.
00:21:59
It seems evil. How in 20 years did she not see
00:22:03
this man's? I don't know.
00:22:03
There's 10 steps after this. I don't know if you want to run
00:22:06
through them real. Quick.
00:22:07
No, no, yeah, Real quick. Real quick, 'cause I keep
00:22:09
commenting. Go ahead, be in a great personal
00:22:12
space, clean, happy, good mood. Be in your good senses, OK?
00:22:16
Prepare your space candles, incense, food, lighting, sexy
00:22:20
music. Hold on, you got a little Berry
00:22:25
wild, a little, you know, a little little JT rock your body
00:22:30
or whatever that song is. But do not burn sage.
00:22:32
That will keep the spirits away. That's why Sage is that just
00:22:35
their deal, I guess they percher fucking Patchouli or whatever
00:22:39
it's called. I guess define your space and
00:22:41
set its boundaries IE bedroom only.
00:22:44
Oh yeah, OK. Can you imagine having sex with
00:22:47
a ghost and your wife wakes up? That would be bad.
00:22:50
Well, just or awkward. Like, can she see it or or is it
00:22:53
just you? Yeah, like maybe you see these,
00:22:56
She looks over and you're like the ghost smacks her on the ass.
00:23:03
You're like smack, you know? You're just doing this smack, OK
00:23:10
Next, protect your space in in whatever way works with your
00:23:15
belief system. So the cats and.
00:23:17
The the well back to the Cats, right?
00:23:19
Right. Start doing some slow, deep
00:23:22
breathing. Begin visualizing your ghostly
00:23:24
lover. What it what it he she feels
00:23:28
like? Etcetera.
00:23:29
Ask the universe. Even the ghost, even the even
00:23:33
the ghost that felt send you a ghostly lover.
00:23:36
Be very clear that you want to be a positive, good loving and
00:23:41
as well as hot of course. First off, even the ghosts have
00:23:46
to, like, identify as something they.
00:23:50
Them second obviously I don't wanna they them to show up.
00:23:54
If this might anyway is. This woman, for real?
00:23:58
Go ahead. Is there any more?
00:23:59
You said you had 10. That was like 6 softly add a
00:24:05
chant to your deep breathing, something short that you can
00:24:09
repeat easily like come to me loving spirits.
00:24:12
It's can't be freaking real. This can't be.
00:24:15
This might be the best thing we've ever done #7 believe
00:24:20
number. Oh well, hopefully you got to
00:24:22
#7. You're believing all this shit?
00:24:23
I'll tell you what, if you don't believe by 7:00, you really have
00:24:27
some You didn't read this shit. Hopefully, #8, hopefully you
00:24:31
will start feeling sensations. You may hear something, smell
00:24:34
something, notice orbs of light or shadow.
00:24:37
Hopefully the physical sensations are coming often, a
00:24:41
feeling of pressure on your body that would be creepy, the feel
00:24:45
of a soft touch and then different forms of sexual
00:24:48
stimulation enjoy it. So I mean, it sounds like this
00:24:52
could be something. This could be pleasurable.
00:24:55
This could be interesting. You should try this one.
00:24:58
Shit. I was going to say, are you
00:25:01
going to go home and like, hello, no, I'm by myself.
00:25:05
Like like, oh shit, some some ghost that looks like the rock's
00:25:10
going to be there. Come here, you need the.
00:25:12
Rock no flexing and shit out the foot of your bed.
00:25:16
Shit. Oh, he just he all like, he just
00:25:20
takes you. He fucking says you.
00:25:22
Oh God. Hey, you're supposed to set your
00:25:25
boundaries. Maybe he wants.
00:25:28
Maybe he wants to watch a movie. First loop we got to use.
00:25:35
Loop. All right, See you're you know
00:25:36
you're going to go home. At least think about this once
00:25:39
while you're in bed. As soon as you turn the lights
00:25:41
out, you're going to be like No Shit #9.
00:25:44
Throughout your encounter, communicate with the spirit.
00:25:47
Make sure there is a mutual respect that nothing is done or
00:25:52
allowed that you are not happy. Or comfortable with hashtag.
00:25:56
Me too. The rock.
00:25:57
You take it out of that spot anyway.
00:26:00
And. OK, well basically they're
00:26:02
saying, yeah, respect your boundaries, Yeah #10, when it is
00:26:06
over, thank the spirit, you can decide if you want to invite it
00:26:11
back or not and close the veil or a portal that you open
00:26:16
consciously. Versus now.
00:26:18
Now there's a portal. There's a portal, OK?
00:26:20
Or a veil. Consciously verbally state that
00:26:24
all entities must leave. Also, kinky shit right there.
00:26:28
And you're closing the veil. Can you imagine a ghost just
00:26:31
sitting over there just playing with himself in the corner while
00:26:33
you're like, who is this guy? Oh, it's my husband from the
00:26:36
previous. Yeah.
00:26:38
But I need you guys to you're trying, trying to push him out
00:26:41
like, no. I wish we could do a three hour
00:26:44
show of just this. Oh yeah, there's there's a lot
00:26:47
of stories about it. Well, just this lady, because
00:26:50
she's so serious, yeah. I mean, I mean, do people?
00:26:54
OK, look, I'm the guy. I'm a I'm a a writer of fiction
00:26:59
and I believe in all this crazy shit and I love to be open.
00:27:03
It's I've always, I always tell people to be open about what's
00:27:06
out there, about anything. Anything's possible.
00:27:09
Our brains are so little and we only use like 10% of it anyway.
00:27:13
But I don't know about this. I kind of feel like, oh man.
00:27:20
So I'm just intrigued that somebody takes it that seriously
00:27:23
that there have been reports of this.
00:27:24
This isn't a one person thing. Like I said, in a straight
00:27:27
jacket somewhere, this is this is apparently something that
00:27:30
needs a rule book, so apparently so this is some.
00:27:33
Serious. Good for these people.
00:27:35
I mean for 20. She got pleasure for 20 years.
00:27:37
I just feel bad for the gargoyle.
00:27:39
Yeah, after 20 years, 11. He's gonna go find somebody
00:27:42
else. He could have picked anybody,
00:27:43
but he fell in love. With so can he get so he goes
00:27:46
into the portal and can he get to another house?
00:27:49
Oh, that's a good question. Or is he now in like like ghost
00:27:52
Tinder? You just start once.
00:27:55
Once you once you're kicked out of the house, it's like you
00:27:57
gotta go back in. Swipe left.
00:27:58
Swipe right, swipe left, all right.
00:28:00
I need this obviously. I need to change my.
00:28:01
I need to change my angle. I need to come at it from above,
00:28:05
right? Right.
00:28:06
Yeah. So anyway, yeah, I thought that
00:28:09
was interesting. So.
00:28:10
Oh man, I don't know how I'm gonna top that.
00:28:12
I'm gonna try. This is with more serious talk,
00:28:15
though, so it won't be as funny. Well, that's dumb.
00:28:18
But man, I tell you what. I'm not going to lie to you.
00:28:21
I'm going to be. I'm going to be laying in bed
00:28:23
like I wonder if there is a ghost that like would blow me
00:28:29
like something like that you know and and and would that be
00:28:33
like would it be cheating, number one?
00:28:35
Number two, would the wife be like?
00:28:38
OK, then I don't have to do it. You know what I mean?
00:28:40
Like would she be like, she's helping you, someone that goes?
00:28:43
And she's like, bring her in. Like, this is great.
00:28:46
It's not really a person. So would it?
00:28:48
I don't. I don't know if that counts.
00:28:49
Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:50
I don't. I don't.
00:28:51
I maybe, I would love to be a family on the wall when you have
00:28:53
that conversation with her. I'm probably gonna choose that
00:28:57
as one of my non battles, but I'm probably not gonna choose
00:28:59
that as one of my battles. But let me let me talk about a
00:29:03
woman named a real one or a. Ghost.
00:29:06
This is a real one, OK? As far as I know, her name is
00:29:11
they they've now people have named her Sushi Sheila.
00:29:16
Nice. Yeah, say it.
00:29:18
Sushi Sheila. You can't say Sheila.
00:29:21
Sushi Sushi. Anyway, something like that.
00:29:24
And this woman's name is Sheila. Of course she is Australian.
00:29:28
Of course she is. And she's decided that she
00:29:31
wanted to open up a sushi restaurant in New York City.
00:29:35
That had kind of a little bit of a an Aussie, Australian kind of
00:29:41
theme to it. So it's still sushi.
00:29:43
I mean, you can still get all your basic, you know, salmons
00:29:46
and all the basic fish and type of items you would get at a
00:29:50
regular sushi restaurant. Australia is known for sushi.
00:29:52
But makes sense. But now she would do you know
00:29:55
certain types of. Meats and things like that, that
00:29:59
maybe were more in Australia, the flavoring and things like
00:30:03
that. A kangaroo.
00:30:04
And right. Kangaroo sushi God, you know,
00:30:08
And our and our. Yeah, as long as you fry it up.
00:30:11
Right. And all of our Australian
00:30:13
listeners have now gone. That's impura, kangaroo.
00:30:18
Yeah, now we want. Now we want raw kangaroo on our
00:30:22
rice bed, so. You don't.
00:30:26
We're laughing, but get this shit.
00:30:28
All right, I'm with you. I'm.
00:30:29
Fired up, there are people out there that has now that are now
00:30:34
saying and this relates to a show, the Halloween show we did.
00:30:37
There are people that are out there that are literally
00:30:40
claiming that she is culturally appropriating because it's sushi
00:30:47
restaurant and that she is not Japanese and she should not be
00:30:51
opening it up because she is not a Japanese woman.
00:30:54
Why? It's the It's just getting out
00:30:57
of hand. It's so stupid.
00:31:00
Is she making fun of the cuisine in any?
00:31:03
Way that's the point. I mean if she was in there like
00:31:04
oh how do I like she was doing. I don't know what that was right
00:31:07
there, but if she's doing like some sort of Japanese like fake
00:31:10
accent or the I thing or the not showing.
00:31:14
Respect something. Yeah, you know, then maybe.
00:31:16
But but she's this is a legitimate restaurant.
00:31:20
I mean, so, so here we go. So this is one of the quotes.
00:31:23
And the big thing that they're calling her is there's people
00:31:27
are tired of of colonizers and they're claiming that white
00:31:33
people that do this type of thing are colonizers.
00:31:36
They're basically they take over.
00:31:39
So they're saying that she didn't want to pay for sushi in
00:31:43
New York City, so she just. Started her own sushi
00:31:48
restaurant, made it cheaper to and basically to take over
00:31:51
everybody so she can get her own free sushi.
00:31:52
She can get her sushi it, I mean.
00:31:55
I mean, that's how stupid it is. It makes no sense, First off.
00:31:58
But the fact that people are still using it, using the term
00:32:01
like, I mean it says give me a break colonizer.
00:32:06
If you don't see why this is a problem, you are part of the
00:32:08
problem. And it's like I don't get that
00:32:10
what is the problem? Why is this a?
00:32:13
Problem. No, I just.
00:32:15
I I mean does every every single Italian and pizza place having
00:32:20
it like hello Italy, welcome. Have my spaghetti like and by
00:32:25
the way that was my Italian accent get jealous.
00:32:30
But that's the point. I mean, I mean I you see in all
00:32:34
fairness there are a lot of sushi restaurants and they are
00:32:36
Japanese owned and they're at least they're they're bartenders
00:32:39
or waiters and that's fine. That's that's the vibe they want
00:32:41
to put out. They want to make sure that they
00:32:43
have it kind of authentic. I get it.
00:32:45
Chinese restaurants do the same. I think I mean, Panda Express
00:32:51
seems very. Authentic, right?
00:32:54
Nobody's ever worked at Taco Bell.
00:32:56
It's not a Mexican, right? And it's just like.
00:33:01
It it's just the way, it's another example of what this
00:33:03
country is becoming. And it's just it just annoyed
00:33:06
me. I saw it, and I feel so bad for
00:33:08
her, 'cause all she literally, I mean, she talked about just how
00:33:10
excited she was or or like pictures of her there, all happy
00:33:14
and ready and she's like, oh, this is great, and she's just
00:33:17
all over the place being accused of, of cultural appropriation
00:33:21
and it's just so stupid. Did she start the restaurant
00:33:24
though? Yeah, OK.
00:33:25
Yeah, as far as I know. She did it but I mean she's
00:33:29
getting all sorts of you know push back and of course then the
00:33:32
other side, the people like us that think it's stupid are
00:33:35
probably, you know over buying. They're like oh let's go there
00:33:39
because of this. And so hopefully she's getting
00:33:41
that side of things as well. But I mean it's just like, I
00:33:44
mean it's the West Village and it's it's just kind of like like
00:33:48
I said it's just I'm trying to you know read through it.
00:33:52
I mean, she's all all excited and and it's just like.
00:33:56
The contradiction and cognitive dissidence dissonance is
00:34:00
madding. Colonization is white and quite
00:34:03
scary to see in real time colonization.
00:34:07
It it from this is from this black lady, I I just I, I so a
00:34:13
black lady is upset that a white lady is opening up a sushi.
00:34:17
Sure, sure. I I don't know.
00:34:20
I mean it. That's what I said.
00:34:21
I mean, I I just read the article and it was just about
00:34:23
how this poor woman. Thought it'd be great to open
00:34:26
up. It's probably good.
00:34:26
It's probably good. And you know what it probably
00:34:29
has doesn't affect the sushi place down the road because that
00:34:32
they have their own clientele and New York City has 8-8
00:34:35
trillion people like who gives a shit.
00:34:37
And the fact that people want to lash out at somebody for for
00:34:42
doing what everybody in America wants to do, which is and Ryan
00:34:46
sitting here or our guest entrepreneur be do your thing,
00:34:49
man. Have a business.
00:34:51
And she's being discouraged of that because you know what she's
00:34:53
supposed to do? Do burgers and fries.
00:34:55
Just 'cause that's That's stereotypical American
00:34:57
sandwiches with mayonnaise. Sandwiches with mayonnaise and
00:35:01
but also we know we ate yogurt and she's supposed to yodel at
00:35:04
the same time have a crayon and chalk store or AI.
00:35:10
Don't know. So I so I wanted to tell you
00:35:12
about Sushi Sheila and I wish her the best.
00:35:15
And if I'm in New York City, I'm we're gonna if we go there.
00:35:18
Let's fucking roll up in there and I'll tell Sheila like, look,
00:35:21
this is silly, Anna. Keep rocking, Sheila.
00:35:23
And I hope that she knows that and I hope that she's not
00:35:25
getting like, does she have a social media?
00:35:28
What I need to look that up and see and and and give her, you
00:35:32
know, well wishes. I hope she's not getting like,
00:35:34
can we plug her restaurant? Yeah, I mean, well, it's is
00:35:38
sushi. Please don't tell me it's called
00:35:40
sushi. No, it's 'cause then I will give
00:35:43
her shit about that, that she couldn't come up with something
00:35:45
better than sushi counter. It's the sushi counter, like
00:35:49
sushi counter. And so a bunch of people.
00:35:52
And this is what's sad is they went on and they gave her like a
00:35:55
bunch of one stars just because of that.
00:35:58
And so a lot of people and I know and you know, like my
00:36:00
wife's one of them, she looks at reviews.
00:36:03
If we're looking and there are 17 sushi places in this
00:36:06
Metroplex and she's like, let's try a new one, she's not gonna
00:36:09
go to the one that has 1 1/2 stars.
00:36:11
She's gonna go to the one that has four and a half stars.
00:36:13
And even though the 1 1/2 star could be the best, right?
00:36:17
There's a bunch of assholes, but she looks at it.
00:36:21
So by the way, everyone go on. YouTube gives five stars,
00:36:24
Spotify five stars everywhere. If you give us one star just
00:36:28
because I'm going off right now, then at least comment in on why
00:36:31
you gave it the one star, right? That's fair.
00:36:33
And and that's the point is that they're giving this and they're
00:36:35
they're making up bullshit apparently about the you know
00:36:38
the the the sushi wasn't this or that and and I and I just feel
00:36:41
so it's it's sushi counter and. And it's just constant barrage
00:36:47
of nonsense. So good luck to her and we'll
00:36:50
plug her. And if she somehow gets wind of
00:36:53
this, just. I don't know.
00:36:57
I'll take a free just one roll of something I'll take.
00:37:01
Piece of nigiri. How about that?
00:37:03
No. Avocado, No.
00:37:04
Yeah, yeah, Trey, Paper. Trey has his.
00:37:08
He has his spicy Mayo. I like it, Trey.
00:37:10
Has demands. He's like a he's like a little
00:37:12
what do you call him, a little Madonna.
00:37:15
He's a pre Madonna I am. He'll walk into the backstage
00:37:18
and only he'll request no avocado.
00:37:20
He just wants rice in the fish. That's it, yeah, with the soy
00:37:23
paper. Well, praise the Lord.
00:37:27
At least he'll take the soil. Gotta hold together.
00:37:29
Anyway, she's probably like this is the cheapest roll I've ever
00:37:31
made. So anyway.
00:37:35
Yeah. Sushi.
00:37:36
Sheila. Good luck.
00:37:37
This is kind of a good, what do we call it, a transition Segway
00:37:42
track Segway, Yes. Aren't those those little things
00:37:45
you ride? Little Segway?
00:37:46
No. Never heard of that in my life,
00:37:48
but go ahead. So I found a.
00:37:51
I'm leaving that in there for sure.
00:37:52
Yeah, I found a little story about paper, rock, scissors,
00:37:57
Rock, paper scissors. So the game, How do you say it?
00:37:59
Do you say paper rock? Scissors.
00:38:01
Yeah, What do you say? What's the right way?
00:38:02
I say. Do you want to play paper, rock,
00:38:04
Scissors. That's how I say it.
00:38:05
Paper, rock, scissors. OK.
00:38:06
But I've heard a lot of people say rock, paper, scissors, well
00:38:08
whatever. Should we sit here and debate
00:38:10
that for about 5 minutes? Sure.
00:38:14
Right is at stanleypodcast.com. Well, this actually works out
00:38:19
pretty well because this historian, Kate Charlewood,
00:38:23
pointed out to a number of sources backing her claim that
00:38:26
Rock, Paper Scissors has roots in Japanese sex work.
00:38:30
Culture what? Rock, paper.
00:38:32
Scissors. Yeah, that's what I that's
00:38:34
actually what it says. Rock, paper, scissors.
00:38:36
Sex. Question Mark.
00:38:38
I tell you what, we didn't even I'm getting so lazy.
00:38:42
Usually I try not to show you guys that I'm pouring some
00:38:44
Scotch, but fuck it. Whatever.
00:38:46
I'll, I'll, I'll promote this Caribbean Reserve.
00:38:48
It's beautiful a bottle, even though it's just Glenn Levitt.
00:38:51
Yeah. Thanks for interrupting your
00:38:54
story. Hold on, this is a great segue.
00:38:57
Because you're talking about. Anyway, great segue.
00:39:00
So this seemingly, we didn't. We didn't mean to do that,
00:39:03
people. Yeah, seemingly innocent battle
00:39:05
of brains between a pair of competitors, which typically
00:39:08
sees a challenger flash either closed fist rock, flat hand
00:39:12
paper or their index and middle finger scissors in a best two
00:39:16
out of three match is said to have begun as a form of foreplay
00:39:20
in sex houses. OK, continue because I need to
00:39:25
know a lot more, says it started as a six game Ireland based
00:39:29
historian podcaster Katie Charwood revealed to her TikTok
00:39:33
audience technically originally started out as a San Sukhumi
00:39:41
Ken. Which?
00:39:43
Which was a Chinese drinking game, she continued.
00:39:46
But when the game travelled through Japan in the 17th and
00:39:48
18th centuries, it became incredibly popular in brothels.
00:39:54
And she's not jerking her followers around, he says.
00:39:59
Let's see here in 1990. Eight.
00:40:00
I think we should go to a Japanese brothel.
00:40:02
Go ahead. Yeah.
00:40:04
Wow. We just for research.
00:40:05
It says. Let me skip that part.
00:40:08
It says it was in existence in the Edo period from at least
00:40:14
1700 onward, and served as an innocent drinking game, as kind
00:40:18
of a foreplay. Is the Edo period a Japanese
00:40:22
thing? Sure, look it up.
00:40:26
I don't know in the amusement quarters, the writers reported,
00:40:29
adding that the game eventually gained popularity outside of the
00:40:32
brothels as an adults began playing it around the house with
00:40:35
kids. It played enormous roles in
00:40:37
Leisure of Life. This gets boring.
00:40:39
I wanted to know more about the exotic or erotic shit.
00:40:42
Some people think you should research the article before we
00:40:45
do the show. Yeah, probably should have.
00:40:49
Should we just instead do a best two of three paper, rock,
00:40:51
scissors right now? I.
00:40:53
Don't know, not in this way, just a normal.
00:40:58
I'm trying to read it a little bit further.
00:41:01
OK, here we go. So Charwood expressed the
00:41:05
shocking significance of scissors.
00:41:07
In the In the Face Off during its dirty dawning, suggesting
00:41:11
that the hand gesture had more to do with the cutting away of
00:41:14
clothes rather than a steamy sexual position, sees one
00:41:20
variation of the game. Had players remove an item of
00:41:22
clothing every time they lost a round, she alleged, effectively
00:41:27
making it. Strip.
00:41:28
Yeah, strip. OK Trey and I, we were planning
00:41:33
on playing that after the show. Yeah, strip, Yeah.
00:41:37
So I'm trying to read a little bit further into this.
00:41:41
So yeah, that's about it. So yeah, so rock, paper,
00:41:45
scissors. The Japanese started out as a as
00:41:48
a naughty game and and based on results so it was still.
00:41:52
A paper and rock, but it was still the same.
00:41:54
It was still the same game. They just when it was like a
00:41:59
drinking game where like when something happened, it was like
00:42:01
strip poker. Right.
00:42:03
So Can you believe in 17th and 18th centuries that they were
00:42:05
doing this shit? So, no, I think they were more
00:42:09
laid back then. Yeah.
00:42:11
Yeah. I mean, you always see, like, I
00:42:13
don't know, this this powerful dude just laying in the in the
00:42:16
bathtub. He's got six naked chicks on him
00:42:18
and they're just like, oh, this is fantastic.
00:42:21
And they're all just playing paper, rock, scissors, play
00:42:23
rock. This is fantastic.
00:42:24
How many ghosts these heads go going on, too?
00:42:27
Well, I didn't tell you about the ghosts that were behind.
00:42:29
Yeah, yeah, real quick. One, One round.
00:42:31
On on three. On three.
00:42:34
On three 123, 123 you won. I won.
00:42:40
What does that mean you get to do to me?
00:42:44
I'm gonna summons a ghost and we'll figure out some freaky
00:42:47
book to do to you. As long as you don't get the
00:42:50
rock involved, I I'm fine, Statham.
00:42:53
Maybe, But no promises. No promises.
00:42:55
Who's your third guy that you said you really liked recently?
00:42:59
There's a third one. You had a third, but apparently
00:43:02
he hasn't not got worked to. Get to that left yet?
00:43:06
OK, that was all about learning. That was great information.
00:43:10
History. That was great information.
00:43:11
Half the time it was well, let me see.
00:43:13
I haven't really well. They went into.
00:43:16
I'm sorry, No, it's just. Some different shit.
00:43:18
And I was like, wait a minute, it's supposed to be some kinky
00:43:19
stuff going on. Look.
00:43:21
Sounds like there was. Yeah, it reminds me, OK, look,
00:43:24
people training are always gonna talk about friends, and I think
00:43:27
we should for a little while because of Matthew Perry.
00:43:31
But they, the episode they went went to the beach house and it
00:43:33
was actually like Sandy. Yes, because the flood damage
00:43:37
and they were all sitting there and they were bored.
00:43:39
It was raining out and Joey's like trying to get everybody to
00:43:41
play strip poker. Yeah, that's what that just
00:43:43
reminded me of. You and me.
00:43:45
Yeah, they have cars, but you they play like strip Happy Days
00:43:48
game. Yeah, Strip.
00:43:49
Happy days. But outside, Ross is trying to
00:43:53
talk to Rachel seriously. And then and then Chandler and
00:43:56
Joey walk out and you could just hear Channel go, no, I'm not
00:43:59
going to play you one-on-one strip poker for for practice,
00:44:03
for practice. I do remember that.
00:44:07
That's what that remind you. We're gonna play one-on-one
00:44:09
paper, rock, scissors for practice.
00:44:10
No, not gonna do. Not not gonna happen.
00:44:14
OK. Well, all right.
00:44:16
Yeah. I feel like tonight I'm
00:44:17
bitching. And you're you're providing the
00:44:19
funny which, you know, maybe that's what we need to.
00:44:21
Do. Isn't that what we do in our
00:44:23
real lives? Dude, I look every once in a
00:44:27
while I yeah, I'm hit or MIT. So tonight I'm not.
00:44:30
I'm in the Note column. Maybe there are a few here and
00:44:33
there. I I yeah, made you smile.
00:44:37
OK, I'm gonna. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna
00:44:40
bitch really fast. Bring this back down.
00:44:42
It's not back down. You need to stay up for this
00:44:44
because I'm gonna bitch at it. I'm gonna bitch about it and and
00:44:47
people have heard about it. We're gonna hashtag it because
00:44:50
it's it's fucking out there right now.
00:44:52
It's so much out there that that TikTok had to take it off
00:44:56
because of of the threat that it was promising and what that is,
00:45:01
as all these fucks are reading Osama bin Laden's letter to
00:45:06
America before he attacked our country in 2001.
00:45:11
He wrote a letter. He wrote a letter basically
00:45:13
explaining how the Western world is evil and how there's a a
00:45:18
non-stop jihad against everybody that wasn't Muslim.
00:45:23
And and a lot of the the stuff that he was bringing up was it
00:45:28
wasn't just one thing. Should I be offended that I can
00:45:31
get this letter? Yeah, we didn't.
00:45:34
It wasn't like he sent it out an e-mail change.
00:45:36
Right. It was something that they had
00:45:38
and and it you know, it's it's but you know the Somalian thing
00:45:43
the the there's the Chechnya and the Russian.
00:45:46
I mean all these different types of things.
00:45:47
The Muslims in Guantanamo. There were a bunch of examples
00:45:52
he gave on why he was gonna attack and one of them happened
00:45:58
to be the Palestinian is Israeli issue and how he claimed the
00:46:03
Israelis were were, you know, on land that wasn't theirs, which
00:46:08
is the Palestinian argument. Right.
00:46:11
This is coming from a credible source.
00:46:13
This is Osama, right? Gotcha.
00:46:15
This is coming from one of the most evil terrorists that we've
00:46:18
ever dealt with as Americans. I would.
00:46:23
I would hope that most of the world can see through this
00:46:26
fucking asshole. But but all I care about is our
00:46:30
country in this situation. And our country was hit.
00:46:33
We lost 3000 people and we went and and fucked shit up and
00:46:38
eventually we got this asshole and that's it.
00:46:43
The fact that we have college students that weren't even alive
00:46:46
reading this letter out loud, or quoting it or putting it on
00:46:50
their TikTok or or hash tagging letter to the United letter to
00:46:54
the US or whatever the hashtag was as some sort of
00:46:58
justification for the Palestinian side and for Hamas.
00:47:03
That if you're treated poorly then you should be able to to
00:47:06
retaliate like Hamas did. Wow.
00:47:09
The fact that that is even being taught or allowed or even
00:47:15
considered, and it it makes me, I mean, I don't know if I've
00:47:20
ever been this upset on this show about an issue and I'm
00:47:23
trying not to. That's why I'm going to make it
00:47:25
quick because I don't. We're not a We tried to do an
00:47:30
entire show like that and I still couldn't make it.
00:47:32
I had to make at least one little joke.
00:47:34
Did you see him too? She goes, huh.
00:47:36
She like kind of like half laughed.
00:47:38
But I just it just enrages me and it and the and the idea and
00:47:45
the way I'll leave it is this any of you assholes that are
00:47:49
listening that think that for some strange reason there might
00:47:53
have been something to Osama and what and his his ideologies and
00:47:56
what he was thinking maybe he shouldn't have killed 3000
00:47:59
people and and you know stolen our planes and and and crashed
00:48:03
into our buildings but but maybe there was some you know there
00:48:07
are a lot of people that think that about Hitler.
00:48:08
Oh he had some good ideas. Maybe he shouldn't have killed 6
00:48:10
million people, but yeah, yeah, there's some, some, some good
00:48:13
ideas there and that's the same shit that's going on now.
00:48:16
And and let me remind you, you, you fucks, that that he also
00:48:21
said this. We'll call all of you, all of
00:48:25
you, to be a people of manners, principle, honor and purity, to
00:48:29
reject the immoral acts of fornication, which is sex,
00:48:35
homosexuality, intoxicants, which is alcohol and whatever,
00:48:40
gambling, trading with interest on and on and on.
00:48:43
Basically all of the things. That we enjoy.
00:48:47
That we enjoy but that but that the the people that are saying
00:48:50
this are are defending women's rights women's their body right
00:48:59
to choose this homosexuality. Yeah.
00:49:02
Yes I I I have self-proclaimed lean a little more right on the
00:49:06
political side. Lean left socially.
00:49:09
I've I've admitted that. But when it comes to
00:49:11
homosexuality, I'm all the way for homosexuality.
00:49:14
If you're gay, great, right? Be gay.
00:49:17
They have more fun, honestly, Right.
00:49:21
They're just happy. They seem so fucking happy that
00:49:23
they're in the name, right? And so you forget this part.
00:49:29
And that's what gets me mad. Is they the same people that the
00:49:34
same gay people? Not all of them, obviously, but
00:49:36
there's so many that are out there like, oh, Palestine are
00:49:41
all poor of innocent Muslims that are being, you know,
00:49:46
treated so poorly. Well, these people want to throw
00:49:48
you off the roofs. That's what they want to do.
00:49:51
And it's right there in the Quran we talked about.
00:49:54
It's it's right here in his fucking letter that he wrote
00:49:57
that everybody's reciting. Go stand by side, by side with
00:50:00
these Palestinians. Go ask him.
00:50:02
Yeah, Go. Go over there.
00:50:03
Go talk to him. Be like we're with you.
00:50:05
See what happens. Bring Bring the gay flag with
00:50:08
you. Yeah.
00:50:09
Stand proud, hang it right next to that Palestinian flag and
00:50:12
let's see what happens. Right.
00:50:13
And and that's what gets me. And it's just like come on like
00:50:18
you can be and let me, let me and then I'll finish.
00:50:22
You can be pro Palestinian in this situation.
00:50:25
You can you can believe what you want.
00:50:28
We want to learn. Be pro Palestinian.
00:50:31
Tell us why. OK, You believe that that the
00:50:35
land was taken from you, right? OK, let's talk about that.
00:50:40
The Israeli response is that Gaza was attempted to be given
00:50:45
to you and you didn't take advantage because you wanted all
00:50:47
of it, right. So are we not sharing anymore or
00:50:52
you know what I mean? Let's have a conversation about
00:50:54
all those things. Yeah, but the moment you start
00:50:57
using this complete piece of shit as some sort of a a of a
00:51:02
martyr, which is what he wanted, in fact that's what he says
00:51:06
here. He says Islam is the nation of
00:51:09
martyrdom, the nation that desires death more than you
00:51:13
desire life. And that's the enemy we're up
00:51:16
against when it comes to Muslim extremists like Hamas.
00:51:21
And that's gonna piss people off.
00:51:23
And. And I don't care.
00:51:25
Hamas is a Muslim extremist group that has somehow been
00:51:28
elected by Palestinians for the Gaza region and I am not OK with
00:51:32
Muslim extremists because of this mindset.
00:51:35
Yeah, that I just told you they are willing to die for their
00:51:38
cause. And so I'm done with it.
00:51:42
I don't wanna it just anyway, I had to get that out and I don't
00:51:48
know if you have any comments about the Osama letter issue or
00:51:51
if you heard about it. No, I'm just, I mean, basically
00:51:54
what you said is crazy that these young people would be so
00:51:57
behind it, you know, especially with all when it comes to
00:52:01
homosexuality, when it comes to just sex and gambling and
00:52:04
alcohol and all that stuff. I mean all these well.
00:52:08
I mean all these people, are they that pure that they're
00:52:10
like, yes. So you know he's he's he's
00:52:13
speaking the truth here. They're looking at one thing
00:52:16
that he said and they go Oh well poor Palestine right.
00:52:18
And he and he and he said poor Palestine.
00:52:20
Maybe there was more to this guy, and that's the mindset.
00:52:23
We weren't even alive when 911 happened.
00:52:26
So they don't feel the the emotion that like you and I felt
00:52:29
and the and the and the whatever and the fact that they can't.
00:52:33
That's what's wrong in this country right now is.
00:52:35
It is. the United States used to be a country that no matter what
00:52:38
it was like, we might be divided until you fuck with us.
00:52:43
And once this country is messed with, we're together.
00:52:46
And in this case, it feels like everybody's divided and no one
00:52:50
cares. And if we talk about 911 people
00:52:52
are like, let's let's listen to what Osama had to say.
00:52:56
Seriously. If they're this passionate,
00:52:58
though, just they're not. Jump on a plane to get over and
00:53:03
help those Palestinian people out that have been oppressed.
00:53:05
We should start a gofund for these, for these people and say
00:53:09
hop on the plane, go over there, they're gonna welcome you.
00:53:12
This is what you think? They're gonna welcome you and
00:53:15
and bring us some a copy of Osama's letters inspiration and
00:53:19
and put it on as a cover on your eye on your iPad or some shit
00:53:22
fly it proud yeah so that's it for that I just anyway real
00:53:27
quick kind of related to that is a positive from Florida.
00:53:31
OK your favorite state. My favorite state what they do
00:53:35
now what kind of no no to this was a good thing and I'm.
00:53:38
I'm super proud and I was excited to to see it.
00:53:41
Oh shit. This'll be fun.
00:53:42
So so get this Florida government is voting to take
00:53:50
away all financial aid from any college student that supports
00:53:56
Hamas. Hey, hell yeah, Hell yeah,
00:53:59
right. Why not?
00:54:01
And let me reiterate to all the Palestinian listeners right now,
00:54:05
or I know. What that reaction was.
00:54:06
But I mean, cut that out. I don't.
00:54:09
Fuck, no, I'm not cutting that out.
00:54:11
I'm gonna use that as my ringtone, you know?
00:54:13
And that's that was awesome. Hey, yo.
00:54:17
And now I just did it. No, no.
00:54:20
And for all again, for all the Palestinian listeners, when I
00:54:23
get excited about this, it's not about the Palestinian people
00:54:28
that are innocent that have suffered.
00:54:29
It's about Hamas. And it's about a group that
00:54:35
their brutality has superseded humanity in my opinion.
00:54:40
And I don't give a shit what's happened in the past.
00:54:42
If that's happening now, I'm not for it.
00:54:45
So when this when this government in Florida who
00:54:47
doesn't mess around, by the way, you notice that Florida's just
00:54:50
kind of like, yeah, they have some shit going on in that funny
00:54:52
stories. But then they're like you're
00:54:55
flying, you're flying a a Palestinian flag and you support
00:54:57
Hamas on our campus. Fuck you.
00:54:59
Yeah, you're dead. They're talking about not only
00:55:03
not giving them aid, but making them pay out of state tuition.
00:55:06
There you go. Hell yeah, for people that even
00:55:08
live there and and and I thought.
00:55:11
Why not? I thought.
00:55:12
That's a great idea. Go Florida again.
00:55:14
Not because I'm anti Palestinian because I'm anti Hamas and
00:55:18
extremist terrorist group. There you go.
00:55:21
OK. Oh God, it's time.
00:55:28
Let's see how fast we can do. Let's see how fast we can do the
00:55:30
five. States.
00:55:32
We need a little song for our five states.
00:55:35
Just how about want, want, want. All right, five states.
00:55:41
What is it? Count them down, number five.
00:55:42
I don't. Know I'm sorry.
00:55:43
The one thing that the worst at, one thing each state is worst
00:55:46
at, and we are on New York. New York Worst to be a taxpayer.
00:55:50
Next works to be a taxpayer. Yeah, they have high taxes.
00:55:56
It says that it says New Yorkers pay the highest average state
00:56:00
and local taxes at a wallet, busting $9718 per year.
00:56:05
That's 39% higher than the national media.
00:56:08
That does seem a lot. So, you know, one of my We'll
00:56:11
call him a colleague, Trey, since we're right on his level,
00:56:14
Howard Stern. We're on his level.
00:56:17
He's a colleague. He he also hates podcasters,
00:56:20
'cause he thinks we're like fake radio, which we probably ought.
00:56:24
I don't know. He's he's, well, he's radio.
00:56:26
He he was radio talk show radio, but he, you know, I I used to
00:56:30
listen to him until he kind of went off his rocker politically.
00:56:32
But anyway, he's the kind of guy I'm talking about where it's,
00:56:36
you know, instead of sitting down and being rational, he kind
00:56:39
of went AWOL during COVID. That COVID scared the shit out
00:56:44
of him anyway. So he always talked about how
00:56:49
New York, where he's based, paid for the rest of the country
00:56:53
almost. And he'd he'd say somebody call
00:56:56
in from Alabama or one of those, you know, Bible Belt States and
00:57:00
start talking shit about whatever economic policy.
00:57:03
And he's like, guess what You know we're we're paying for you.
00:57:07
So that's interesting. You say that and now it.
00:57:09
And I didn't. I didn't know that if it was
00:57:11
true or not. But I suppose Howard has a
00:57:13
research team. So the the worst at highest
00:57:18
taxes highest. Taxes.
00:57:20
Yeah, it says worse at being a taxpayer.
00:57:22
North Carolina worst state for education.
00:57:27
So this worst state for education based on a number of
00:57:30
factors such as education spending, student to teacher
00:57:33
ratio, and percentage of dumb kids.
00:57:35
Does it really say that? Fantastic, OK, isn't it?
00:57:39
Is it mostly elementary and middle school?
00:57:41
Or the other thing, I'm a college too, 'cause you got Duke
00:57:44
and UNC on some pretty good and and and those are just the big
00:57:48
schools and they have some good small ones.
00:57:50
Too. Oh my God, I love this next one.
00:57:51
OK, next North Dakota. You know, I wanna go there just
00:57:56
to say I've been there, but go ahead.
00:57:58
Least visited I swear people I did not plan.
00:58:03
That that's pretty funny. I just just to say, you've been
00:58:06
there. Like, what's there?
00:58:07
At least South Dakota has the fucking the Mount Rushmore or
00:58:10
some shit. What does North Dakota have?
00:58:12
It says a bunch of Buffalo or bison.
00:58:15
Where the hell they? Are says geographically, isn't
00:58:17
really helping geography. I'm sorry.
00:58:20
Isn't really helping North Dakota out since it's isolated
00:58:23
from a lot of the country, but it's it's called a ship.
00:58:26
South Dakota is somehow geographically sexier.
00:58:30
The big difference? North Dakota doesn't have a huge
00:58:32
tourist attraction like Mount Rushmore.
00:58:34
You know, unless I swear it didn't right these people.
00:58:36
The National Buffalo Museum A must see.
00:58:39
Well, I do consider the national Buffalo, but you know what I
00:58:42
learned in Wyoming when I was up there?
00:58:48
Yellowstone from our snowmobiling tour guide, so I'm
00:58:52
sure he knows everything. They're not Buffalo in the
00:58:55
United States. They're bison.
00:58:58
And the Buffalo is actually overseas.
00:59:00
So if they're talking about a Buffalo museum, they're full of
00:59:02
shit. Fucked up that.
00:59:03
I mean, maybe that's why nobody's there.
00:59:04
Nobody goes there next. Ohio Worst water?
00:59:09
Really. Well, that's 'cause Mexico is.
00:59:15
So Ohio is the worst water. See, I've been through Ohio a
00:59:18
lot, but I I don't think, I don't remember stopping and like
00:59:20
drinking their tap water. No.
00:59:21
Yeah, well, don't, It says. I came in dead last in a study
00:59:26
of water cleanliness by the Natural Resources Defense
00:59:28
Council. There's something in the water
00:59:30
might actually explain why Ohio's professional sports teams
00:59:34
never win anything. Dang it.
00:59:37
And then, unfortunately, Cleveland ended up winning.
00:59:39
And last but not least, oh, you're ready to go.
00:59:42
Just next. Oklahoma.
00:59:46
I guess that is least lowest produce consumption.
00:59:51
Oh, that means they're fatties and they don't eat any of the
00:59:53
fruits. And vegetables.
00:59:54
While Oklahoma's fast food Titan Sonic offers 398 different
01:00:00
drink combinations and sells roughly 3 billion tater tots a
01:00:03
year, it doesn't appear as if too many fruits and vegetables
01:00:05
are making their way into. Those tables, I didn't know that
01:00:09
if you had, if you had asked me because didn't we have one that
01:00:11
said the the, the worst at working out, wasn't that like
01:00:14
Delaware? One of them, Yeah, I don't know
01:00:17
if Oklahoma would say would be like the fattest state.
01:00:20
What would you think Oklahoma or like?
01:00:23
As the fattest, Yeah. Well, if someone said what's the
01:00:25
the state that's the fattest, I guess that makes sense.
01:00:28
I don't. Know I'm starting to think like
01:00:31
Georgia. Alabama.
01:00:32
Yeah, states down there in Georgia, not Georgia.
01:00:35
That's Nebraska and Atlanta and all that.
01:00:37
But maybe, like places that don't have a lot going on.
01:00:39
They just eat anyway. OK.
01:00:41
So that's great. Did we do five?
01:00:43
That was five. I think we did five in like 2
01:00:45
1/2 minutes. Yeah.
01:00:46
You're welcome. That's the way to do this
01:00:47
segment. Yes.
01:00:49
Yes. Seriously, you know me, it was
01:00:53
very difficult to go fast. I wanted to talk about in New
01:00:57
York the the taxes and. Oh, I know.
01:00:59
All right to. Draw that shit out, all right?
01:01:06
I'm still pissed about the fucking Osama bin Laden
01:01:08
bullshit. Let's move on.
01:01:10
OK. Thank you for redirecting me.
01:01:15
And we'll talk more about it as we move on.
01:01:19
It's not right now. Yeah.
01:01:21
And you know what? I can't wait to hear what some
01:01:23
of you assholes have to say on the comments section.
01:01:26
And do it. Do it.
01:01:28
I dare you do it. Do it.
01:01:31
Just, you know, kind of be be nice a little bit.
01:01:33
I don't know. I mean.
01:01:34
We're being nice about, yeah, everyone.
01:01:36
Every once in a while. I need somebody to be like.
01:01:38
You guys are doing great. You don't get that.
01:01:40
Pat on the butt? Yeah, I think Trey and I both
01:01:43
like ass ass Pats. What?
01:01:45
They get a ghost to pat us on the ass and say good game.
01:01:48
That's what it is. We don't need sexual favors.
01:01:50
We just need a little little ghost, love little cuddle from
01:01:53
the ghost. All right, well, last thing
01:01:55
we're gonna do, as our usual, is an awareness of self-awareness.
01:02:02
We need to get a real thing in there, 'cause you do that.
01:02:05
When you do that, it sounds like we can't figure out how to do a
01:02:08
real thing. Let's get real music.
01:02:11
OK? Maybe far.
01:02:12
Maybe far. Yeah.
01:02:13
Where's our fucking music guy? He's been anywhere.
01:02:16
I hadn't heard from him, I mean. He he didn't answer our calls.
01:02:20
He didn't write. I think I asked him the other
01:02:22
day. I was like, so are you caught up
01:02:23
on the show? He's like, I stopped.
01:02:25
I I'm too busy. I'm like, well, really, thanks
01:02:27
for your support. No, no, he's he's he's he's
01:02:30
like, I'm trying to catch up and and whatever, but I might get
01:02:32
it. Don't get me wrong.
01:02:33
No hug for him next time I see him.
01:02:35
Yeah, it's not like you people have 4 hours a day to listen to
01:02:37
podcasts, But you know what? Try try your best.
01:02:42
Do it as you go to sleep. There you go.
01:02:45
We'll put you to sleep. We'll do self-awareness.
01:02:47
I've got 2. They're OK.
01:02:50
I mean, I think they're good. They they qualify, for sure.
01:02:52
But do you have anything? When?
01:02:55
When's the last time you've actually had one of these?
01:02:57
Have you run out? Do people not piss you?
01:02:59
Off. Get to write down my pissed off.
01:03:01
No one pisses you off anymore, huh?
01:03:03
Yeah. Oh yeah, they do.
01:03:05
I think my mom would be pissed if I talked about her on the
01:03:08
show, though. But see, that's what I was
01:03:10
literally about to ask you, Trey.
01:03:12
This is why we're where we are. I think we should do a show.
01:03:17
Not tonight. That's dangerous for us.
01:03:20
Oh shit. I mean, we talk about the things
01:03:23
that the people closest to us do that you just wanna Oh, I love.
01:03:27
Look, I have. I think both of us do the number
01:03:30
one and two. My mom number one, years #2 to
01:03:34
you. To you and your mom, number one,
01:03:36
my #2I. Can't be 1A and 1B, 1A and 1B
01:03:39
and yours is B and I'm kidding. 1A and 1/2 Our moms are
01:03:45
fantastic. I love my mom to death.
01:03:46
But there are some things that my mother does and she knows.
01:03:49
She knows and she's she understands.
01:03:50
And there are things I do. I'm sure I'm not perfect, as we
01:03:53
all know. But we can't bring them on to
01:03:54
tell her that, tell that side, we're not gonna bring them on.
01:03:57
No, what I'm saying is that we'll do a show one night where
01:03:59
our our awareness of self-awareness segment is about
01:04:03
the things our moms do, the things our dads do, the things
01:04:06
our wives, my my wife does. Asshole.
01:04:11
Your girlfriend does things, things that the people closest
01:04:15
to us where it's just like why do we love these people?
01:04:18
That's a good one, right? Well, anyway, so tonight, you
01:04:23
know what? If you've got, if you've got an
01:04:25
issue and you have to clear your throat every 10 seconds, you
01:04:29
figure it out and go away for a while until you figure it out.
01:04:33
I mean, it's like, do you know what I mean?
01:04:35
Yeah. It's like, so the other day I
01:04:37
was and then I went down to the zip.
01:04:43
I mean, and I'm not kidding. It's that quick.
01:04:47
Yeah. And and finally and then I start
01:04:49
counting between and. So I'm not even listening to
01:04:52
what they're saying. Now, now, like those
01:04:54
self-conscious, they're like, do do you know what I'm saying?
01:04:55
I'm like, absolutely not, 'cause I'm, I'm, I'm, I can't believe
01:04:58
you're at 11 seconds before you've cleared your throat
01:05:00
again. Yeah, that's bad.
01:05:01
So that's one of them. Be aware if you've got figure it
01:05:04
out like, I don't know now my throat starting.
01:05:06
To scratch, Yeah. So if it's our show, if you
01:05:11
need, if you need to drink water or some tea or something, if
01:05:13
you've got a big issue, then tell me.
01:05:16
Handle it or handle it. Or tell me at least and say I'm
01:05:19
sorry I've got this going on, but just if I'm next to you,
01:05:23
you're really bored. Just like I don't need that.
01:05:25
Give us a chance to go talk to somebody else.
01:05:28
This one was inspired by my children and and I don't expect
01:05:32
my children to understand it because they are almost two and
01:05:35
almost four. What I do expect is for adults
01:05:39
to understand it, and what that is is inside voice and outside
01:05:42
voice. I'm horrible at that.
01:05:46
I actually had actually thought about you when I did this.
01:05:51
But yours is. It's not as bad.
01:05:55
Well, it is bad, but but for me, it's more the people that are
01:05:58
like, right next to you and you're looking at a piece of
01:06:01
paper or something and they're just like, yeah, you know what
01:06:03
you're saying and like, hey, you know, what do you think about
01:06:05
this? And it's just like, dude, you
01:06:07
could literally whisper as lightly as you could and I can
01:06:10
hear you. Yeah, just be aware of that.
01:06:14
I mean, if if the guy, if the person you're talking to is like
01:06:18
like doing this kind of stuff, it means you're doing something
01:06:20
that's making that feeling right now comfortable, just kind of
01:06:24
moving away. See, my girlfriend texted me the
01:06:27
other day. She was like, there's a guy
01:06:29
literally in another room and I can hear him hear his
01:06:32
conversation on his cell phone. I said, I said baby, I'm I'm
01:06:37
that guy. You know I don't know like you
01:06:41
you are sometimes. But I also think that you know
01:06:44
time and a place like you get that I'm gonna tell you a quick
01:06:47
story and then we'll end. Unless I have another story, but
01:06:56
we'll end and and you, as you know I went to an event last
01:07:00
night. Yes, I told you about it.
01:07:04
And in all fairness, the the events of a good 'cause it's for
01:07:08
rescuing dogs. And you and I both love dogs.
01:07:11
I mean, I grew up with them. You you have, you had them and
01:07:15
missed them. My mom loves them more than
01:07:19
humans. I think she would choose her
01:07:21
former golden retriever over either of her sons.
01:07:25
I would too. And so this I was at this event
01:07:32
and and it was at a house, but they had cleared out an entire
01:07:35
room and put in, you know, folding chairs and aisles.
01:07:38
It looked like a little wedding ceremony or something, right.
01:07:42
So my wife and I are sitting in the back row, 'cause we're back
01:07:44
row people and and and we care about the issue.
01:07:48
But we weren't the, we weren't the target.
01:07:50
You know, we were there. My wife's father is involved, My
01:07:55
wife's father's spouse is involved, and we were there to
01:07:59
support them and just be there. So we sat there and we were on a
01:08:03
row with four chairs and next to me was an empty chair.
01:08:08
The chair at the end was a little old lady.
01:08:11
She was like the sweetest lady. And we said, hey, can we sit
01:08:13
over there? She's like, of course, and I
01:08:16
don't think she thought we were going to go sit over there and
01:08:18
never say a word to her again. I thought she might, Maybe she
01:08:21
has some friends halfway through another little old lady.
01:08:26
I swear they were like twins. He came and goes, excuse me, can
01:08:29
I sit there and the the other lady goes, yeah, well sure.
01:08:33
And they're sitting there and the one guy, there's this guy
01:08:37
that came up behind one of them. And he says, hey, Merle, her
01:08:40
name was Merle of. Course.
01:08:42
Hey, hey, Merle, did you hear that they're that they're, did
01:08:48
you hear they're talking about dogs from Paris, TX?
01:08:51
And and she goes, yeah, that's really cool.
01:08:54
Like, I mean, the whole place was like, what the fuck's going
01:08:57
on? Yeah, so obviously Merle
01:08:59
couldn't hear very well, you think?
01:09:01
Well, apparently neither could the other woman that sat next to
01:09:04
her. So what?
01:09:05
Were we calling her? I I don't know her name.
01:09:08
Maude. We can call her anything.
01:09:09
Maude or Dorothy. Dorothy.
01:09:11
Gertrude. She Gertrude.
01:09:12
She sat there. And Gert.
01:09:15
Gertrude. How about Gertrude?
01:09:17
Gertrude sat there and they became best friends over the
01:09:21
next 10 minutes. But neither of them can hear
01:09:24
shit. So this woman's up there trying
01:09:27
to give a presentation and all you hear is, yeah, my grandson
01:09:30
was down in Paris, TX and then his girlfriend went here and we
01:09:34
had 15 steer on that farm. That's awesome.
01:09:38
And they just were going off. But I'm sitting, I'm the one
01:09:41
that's right next to them and everyone looking back and I'm
01:09:43
like, I don't know what the what's going on.
01:09:45
Like I'm pointing over there like sorry.
01:09:47
Like, it's almost like they thought maybe I was the son, one
01:09:50
of their sons, or it was so bad, hit the mute button on them.
01:09:55
And this doesn't really count because they're old.
01:09:57
And it's like, it's kind of like the old guy farting where you're
01:10:00
like, well, it's just, it's just Bobby just farts.
01:10:03
He's 89, he's going to fart. Who cares?
01:10:06
That's OK. These old ladies were talking.
01:10:08
They were excited to meet each other.
01:10:10
But that's what it reminds me of is when you're in a place.
01:10:13
And if you're not too old, ladies, be aware it's your
01:10:16
lattice. Don't sit there and just yeah.
01:10:19
Like me, I don't know. I feel like if you were in an
01:10:22
event like that, you wouldn't. You'd be able to tone it down.
01:10:26
You don't think so? I hope so.
01:10:29
I think, I bet. I think we've been at places and
01:10:31
you've, you've toned it down. Yeah, I think.
01:10:34
I don't know. Well, we'll see.
01:10:35
I get excited. We all get excited, especially
01:10:40
when you find out two orgasms a week.
01:10:43
Man, I'm living forever. I've told that story so many
01:10:48
times, I was like, Trey's just gonna be constant.
01:10:50
Just orgasm. Orgasm.
01:10:52
Because, ladies and gentlemen, if you didn't, if you missed
01:10:56
last show, 2 orgasms, a week is supposed to extend your life by
01:11:00
three or four years. And if you have, if you have,
01:11:04
how many, it's like 9 years. If you have 7000, No.
01:11:09
I'm just pumping them out. So, OK, you don't even care
01:11:11
about the numbers. You're just going.
01:11:12
Yeah, bottom line, more orgasms, more years of your life.
01:11:17
And Trey, like I said on the way over here, probably you had a
01:11:20
couple on the way home. Probably a couple.
01:11:22
I'm immortal right now. This is where vampirism came
01:11:27
from. A whole bunch of masters,
01:11:28
everybody, everybody just taking care of business, right?
01:11:33
We have a friend of ours and hopefully she'll come on soon.
01:11:35
And she's actually from Romania and I I hope she'll come on and
01:11:37
talk vampires with me, 'cause I'm so fascinated by the, by the
01:11:41
folklore. And I think that's.
01:11:43
I think she'll admit, yes, vampires came about from pure
01:11:48
and utter 24 hour day masturbation, Right?
01:11:53
Anyway, on that note, vampires masturbating.
01:11:57
We're done for the night. What do you think?
01:12:00
Yeah, we'll see you guys next time.
01:12:02
Later. Love you.
01:12:05
I really do love you. I.
01:12:34
Think I'm going to. I think I'm going to summons a
01:12:35
ghost on the way home. See if I can get a little little
01:12:37
Rd. handy. I wonder if the ghosts are in
01:12:40
the cars. No wonder I I orgasm randomly.
01:12:46
You get to speak. I'm never riding with you again.
01:12:51
Thought it was you. God, we're sorry.