This week on Stay in the Gray, things get insane—literally. From an emotional support alligator kicked out of a baseball game to a man shooting his doctor after climaxing during a prostate exam, Ryan and Trey tackle stories that toe the line between unbelievable and uncomfortably real.
Plus:
⚽ A 34-year-old Marine becomes a college football kicker
🧠 A real-life 5G zombie apocalypse conspiracy resurfaces ahead of October 4th
⚖️ Trevor Bauer finally cleared of sexual assault accusations—but the damage is already done
🚹 Men vs. Women: Abuse stereotypes, false accusations, and the silence around male victims
🏈 Weekly NFL betting picks with no sugar-coating
🚗 Awareness Segment: The slow-lane cloggers and how to actually be considerate behind the wheel
📌 Chapters (Condensed):
00:00 – Proposal Surprise Goes…Sensual
05:13 – Man Shoots Doctor After Prostate Exam Climax
09:18 – Wally the Emotional Support Alligator Denied Entry
16:15 – The Matt Ganyard Story: Marine to NCAA Kicker at 34
26:35 – 5G and the October 4th Zombie Conspiracy
35:16 – Trevor Bauer Proven Innocent: Too Late?
49:35 – Men, Women & Abuse Stereotypes
55:58 – NFL Betting Picks of the Week
1:01:50 – Awareness Segment: Highway Etiquette & Social Grace
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I'm sure I have an immediate question for you.
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Yes, Sir. What would you do if your
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girlfriend, who you were about to propose to?
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OK, informed you during the proposal that before she could
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say yes, that you needed to know that she used to practice a lot
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of gangbangs holy. Shit, what constitutes A
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gangbang? How many guys is that?
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Or does it really even fucking matter?
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Well, I I would I would say. I would say 2 is not a gangbang
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threesome, right? So maybe more than two.
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So 3 or 4. To 10 any any number that can
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pass her around, that's what I that's what I think of it's.
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Like just sticky situation. Tell you what, I read this and I
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was like and this was on on Reddit and so I just was kind of
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like. They have a picture of it.
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No, I no, I wondered too. I wondered.
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But it's just funny because the guy that posted it, he's like,
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and I, you know, what should I do here?
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And everyone's like, well, if if you look, if you're looking at
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her differently now, then it's probably going to affect the
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relationship. And a lot of people are like, so
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he justified it apparently by saying, oh, well, I guess she
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just had fun in college. And everyone's like, that's not
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necessarily what everybody does in college.
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And you know, there was one guy that, you know, he laughed.
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He's like, I'm getting my degree online.
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How do I get that? How do I get that package?
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How do I get the gangbang package?
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And I wonder maybe that answers why she has so many guy friends
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now. I don't know.
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She just stays in touch on her social media's majority men.
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But if somebody told me that and I was going to propose, I don't
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know. I think.
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I don't think I could do it well, I think.
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I guess you said she was in college, so it's like, what's?
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Did you say how old she is now? Like I don't.
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Did she just graduate college? And so it's like so last week.
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You know, I had my last one last week.
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So now, yeah, you get over this. But you know what?
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We I I got it out of my system. And I'm ready to go forward.
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Yeah, I just think that one gang bang is a lot, much less
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multiple. Gang bangs.
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Yeah. So anyway, I I just wanted to
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know what you would do. What do you think?
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No. I don't know.
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That'd be tough. Would you take the ring back?
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I don't know. Depends on what all she learned
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during music. Right there the music came in.
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Like while you're making decisions, it's like some
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fucking robot. Yeah, I guess it depends on how
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did she learn any awesome skills during this game.
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You're gonna need to prove to me that this was worth it, right?
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That's what you're going with? Yeah.
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So yeah, I'm just sitting here imagining a scenario you're
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you're you're intimate with her. Maybe you're in her mouth.
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She's got a toy over here, a toy over here.
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You know, she has to kind of trying to remake this whole
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gangbang would just, you see, you're willing to negotiate.
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Yeah, you know, she's got the whole Toy Story, you know,
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grouping around her. I don't know.
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So I think I'd pull that ring right back.
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Yeah. I just think that.
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But see I'm but I'm I don't know.
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I think that this physical thing I have an issue with it.
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I don't know why a. Little anal about that, kind of,
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yeah. So I just thought I wanted to
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know your answer and I don't think I really got one.
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That's a tough one. Yeah.
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I think I got, I think I got I'm, I'm willing to to consider
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based depending on this and that.
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Yeah. And that's not an answer, but OK
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for all of you listening or watching.
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Think about it yourself. Yeah.
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If you're soon to be fiance is do your own research.
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Is that what we always say? Yeah.
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I mean, and it could happen the other way.
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I suppose a guy could tell a girl, hey, I used to just go out
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and bang everybody all at once, but I don't know, is that a
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double standard? Cuz if a girl's with like 5
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dudes, she's getting gang banged.
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But if a guy's with five women, it's like he's a stud fucking
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God, right? I mean, I'd be.
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I mean, we told a story about the African man that died after
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five women. Yeah, he didn't make it past
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four. Good for him.
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Rest in peace. Right, so.
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Yeah, that's a hard one. I don't know how to handle that.
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Move on, move on, move on, move on.
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I just, I thought you might, maybe you can reflect and then
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we'll talk. Gotcha.
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Let me ask you this. And the gunshot on the fucking
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song always gets me going. It's pretty funny, but have you
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ever had a prostate exam? I think we've talked about this
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too. I don't think I've had one that
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I was prepared for. I think it was a surprise.
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The one that happened was, yeah, it just was all of a sudden it
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was just happening. Same with me.
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There were no candles or anything.
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This gentleman, a man, shot his male doctor after the doctor
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made him come during a prostate exam.
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This can't be. Can you imagine that shit?
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My God, you can't. This can't be real, First off.
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And the comments are priceless, because I bet no, no no.
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Give me some comments. So this is Josh Wolf, who's a
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comedian. You like Josh Wolf?
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I do. You've brought up some of his
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stuff. I hope he doesn't sue us.
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So he's like an oldie, but a goodie.
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But shooting, he said, shouldn't even just made another
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appointment, so it seems to have worked.
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I mean, at least take the doc out to dinner for some pointers,
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right? Said he's getting a physical and
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an orgasm for no extra charge, said.
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If I was a doctor, I might even put that on the website.
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Yeah, but you know, a little video on the bottom.
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So of course some of the comments, you know, did he shoot
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him with a bullet or his load? Just curious.
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No, no, no. That was that one.
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Seemed too obvious. I'm.
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I'm disappointed I didn't think of that.
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So yeah. Why?
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Why are you gonna get mad about a freebie?
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Said the gentleman had to ask for a procedure and only shot
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the doctor after insurance refused to reimburse the copay
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fee. That's pretty funny.
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So this that happened to me twice now.
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Worst vet I've ever taken my dog to.
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And of course the last comment only thing missing is Florida
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man. So right, you like that you you
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were ready for that last comment.
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I think my question immediately is, was it Was it simply because
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this guy was just embarrassed that another man made him?
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Offend. I would have to assume so, but
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they have the gun. I mean, he's naked there.
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Did he go to his car, get the gun and come back?
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It didn't say or was it in his pants or like why don't you get
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dressed and made me in the wedding room.
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And I would have to assume he came back and shot him.
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But yeah, it still makes no sense.
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I mean. I'm kind of curious how that
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works because I've I've read that that is the man's G spot.
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Well yeah, I've heard. So, I mean, I've heard.
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I've heard. I mean, I honestly, I'm not
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gonna lie, I've tried it, you know, not myself.
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But yeah, yourself, it's very it's it's very intense.
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I haven't. I honestly, honestly haven't.
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I'm not just saying that. Yeah, but I've heard that
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there's a certain men have. The men have a spot equal to the
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women's G spot. Yeah, and that's where it
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happens to be. What was that movie we saw with
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Sean? Was it Shawn?
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Michael. Scott I know, Yeah.
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A road trip, Yeah. And he asked the nurse for some
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help donating. He was donating the same thing
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to him and she put on her glove. Well, jealous.
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It happened very quick for him on that movie.
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Has it happened quick for me? The noises he made when it was
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happening were. Classless.
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Yeah, Okay. Well, you know what?
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Doctors who are giving prostate exams Try not to be too gentle,
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I guess. I mean.
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I'm gonna, I'm scheduling mine next week, so, well, I was gonna
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say you can't schedule it with this guy anymore.
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Damn it. Yeah, that's true.
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He's gone. Maybe he's got an understudy or
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who learned his technique. Somebody that.
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Yeah, my goodness. Here it's Dan and the Grey
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Podcast. The opening headlines we give
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you are that's what you would call priceless.
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And this isn't gonna get any any better any less ridiculous.
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Gotcha. I gotta pull up my story too.
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When you think of an emotional support animal, what do you
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think of? Probably a dog, a dog, the
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planes, a little dog, or I oftentimes think of golden
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retrievers, I said. I feel like I see a lot of those
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of support dogs and what I think are legitimate support dogs are
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the ones that are helping the blind or helping whatever this
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whole emotional support dog thing or support animal thing.
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I see it a lot with the military and stuff like that.
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No, that's true. But that's.
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But okay, that's different. I'm talking about, you know,
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these douches that just like, claim they need it and so they
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can get them on the plane. Right.
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Or, I mean, do you really need a You get a get a teddy bear.
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Didn't we talk about that there's a restaurant?
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Pan or something. Yeah, there's a Japanese
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restaurant and you know, they sat across and they had a nice
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conversation about. Stuffed animals, right?
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Well, there's a man in Philadelphia.
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And so for me, go figure, because of the Pittsburgh,
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Philadelphia City rivalry that I have, there's a gentleman that
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went to a Phillies game, Baseball, right.
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And he attempted to bring an emotional support alligator.
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What the fuck? Are you serious?
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An alligator into the stage with.
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A straight face this This alligator is named Wally.
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Wally OK, this is straight face. I mean, you know, I'm laughing
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because it's so stupid, but this so his name is Wally and what
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makes it makes it even more so. I I said that I had the same
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reaction. I'm like, this is that's so
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stupid. Wally has 114 TikTok
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followers. Holy shit, 27 Instagram.
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So he needs to pick that shit up.
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And I didn't get the others. And he is 6 feet long.
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That's big. No, no, not for an alligator.
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That's a that's a midsize, the tail, it's only £55.00, so we
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could, you could probably curl wallet, but he's still an
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alligator. Yeah.
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And I, you know, you look at the picture and I still wouldn't
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mess with this dude. I mean, I would be a little bit
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less frightened of a this alligator walking down the
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street, then a 10 footer in the Australian Outback and probably
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worry a little less, but he's still an alligator and so he
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tried to go in through the gate well.
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Of course, yeah. Apparently this is the part
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where it kind of made more sense.
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He was invited to actually meet the players because because of
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the his fame and social media, they said let's get him.
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It'll be like a promo. We can take a picture with them
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and all this stuff. So instead of going where they
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told him to go, he the game. They were already in warm ups
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and it was he was late so he tried to go to the front.
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Makes sense, yeah. The Gators take a while to get
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ready it to put on their like leather crocodile shoes.
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There's a. Lacoste shirt, Yeah.
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Lacoste is going to have to start advertising on this show,
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so. Please tell me he has a leash on
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it. In the picture there is there's
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a leash that's well, that makes it funnier in my opinion.
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So it's like a full harness lease like you find?
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On the full harness lease, he's just like, he's just like
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walking with his. And then there's a picture of
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him actually lower, which I'll show you later, where he's
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actually giving him a hug. And he claims that Wally enjoys
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embracement. Well, of course, yeah.
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He enjoys the hugs and he will hug children.
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God, I tell you what, it's Philadelphia.
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Yeah, I tell you what my kids wouldn't.
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You don't even have kids. And your kids aren't going
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anywhere near this Fucking no, it's an.
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We're not hugging Wally. It's an alligator like that And
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and they asked him, they go, well, does Wally bite?
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And he goes, well, it's an alligator, so yeah, he'll bite,
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but but he usually doesn't. Doesn't make me feeling it.
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Didn't happen often. So they invited him and he left.
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So they tried. He tried to go to the front
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gate, like where the turnstile or whatever goes through and
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give the ticket. And Can you imagine being that
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person? I mean, we talked.
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We we thought that the gun in the fat flaps was awkward at the
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White Sox game. Can you imagine this person
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like, I'm sorry Sir, you can't bring your alligator.
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Yeah, I was invited though, you know?
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Yeah, we're guests of the team. Can you imagine?
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Waiting in line to go in and you feel a little nudge and you look
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down, there's a fucking 6 foot alligator at your feet or just
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being behind them, like how far do I stand back?
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Yeah. I'm going home.
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I mean, if somebody is walking around the fucking alligator,
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yeah, I just couldn't not tell you this story.
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And we've been to games before. How many fucking cops did he
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pass by with this alligator? And nobody stopped him.
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The the best quote, though, he goes, I don't go anywhere in my
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life where Wally is not invited, OK?
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He said. Sometimes there are issues at
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restaurants and other places. You would think, yeah, so good
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for Wally I I I I might have to check his TikTok out.
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Stand your ground. I just want to see what his
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TikTok videos are like. What he's like what?
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Does he dance, skateboard dancing and shit Like I don't.
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I don't get it. So.
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I can assume this guy is single. I guess so.
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You know, they didn't talk about his love life.
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Do you think? Yeah, but he did say this, and
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this is what I'll end the story on, cuz there's only so much you
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can say about an alligator that tried to get into a baseball
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game. I'm sure there's more this
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really, this actually bothered me, he said.
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And it was like a quote, he said.
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I love Wally as much as I do my kids.
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Wow. OK, so he's got kids then.
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So he's got kids. So somebody had to bang him at
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some point or unless he adopted him.
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But to me, I'm going, all right, dude, that's a little it's a
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little far. And I wasn't going to say that
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part because to me it kind of gets serious.
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I'm like, dude, this guy's got problems.
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Yeah, this alligator. You're telling me if your if
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your son was Xanax alligator and somebody said you got to choose
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one that you wouldn't, you'd have a hard time.
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You can have difficulty. I.
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Wonder if his kids name is like Stumpy or something Stump.
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Lefty, lefty. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Don't wave at somebody. They may not have a hand.
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Look what I got. Holy shit.
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Yeah, so that's that's that story.
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Wally the Emotional Support alligator.
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That makes sense, yeah. I can't believe I just look the
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stories tonight, anybody watching, I hope you're enjoying
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them. But I promise.
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Yeah, I promise. We have.
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We have something of substance at some point.
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But hope you're enjoying these. Right.
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Wow. As you would say, take me away
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from this. Yeah, take me away from this.
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I'm gonna take you away from. This take me away from this.
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Have I mentioned our segue abilities on the show?
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Do we have that? Yes, sometimes we do.
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I'm gonna shift gears right now and talk about something that
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just it has me. I don't know how to how to put
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it. I, you know, I got emotional
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when I read the story and I don't know why.
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Is it another orca story? It's about the orcas.
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You We'll get to the orcas at some point.
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Cuz this was not. Not now.
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Right now. Not right now.
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There's a gentleman by the name of Matt Ganyard.
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Okay. He is the kicker or he is a
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kicker. I think every college has like
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four of them on the roster for the University of Virginia.
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So this guy is the kicker. He is 34 years old.
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Nice. He's a father of two.
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He got his first degree from Virginia in 2011, and then he
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went and served in the Marine Corps.
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Oh, very cool. As a helicopter pilot for 10
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years. Wow.
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And he played soccer for Virginia.
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But he said he always dreamed of being a place kicker in
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football, so he had the ability to kick, to kick.
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But he never, he never played in a football game in his life.
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So apparently he tried out for the University of Virginia
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football team before, like his, I guess his senior year of his
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undergraduate, so back in 2010, 2011.
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And they were actually decent back then.
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Now they poor guy and it's been pretty bad.
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I think they're like Owen 5 and you killed.
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But he got a rejection letter from the team that said sorry
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you didn't make the team and one of his, I don't know what you
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call him. Military people, Marine people
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like yell at me all you want. The squad, The squad, roommate,
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bunk mate. Squad roommate.
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No squad. Squad, what do you call it?
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I don't know. It's like you're a group of
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military people together. It's squadron, sure, an outfit.
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His buddies, I think it's something's called an outfit
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too. But anyway, his bunk mate, every
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night they would use the same plug and he would, he would stay
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above him in the bunk and then the bottom bunk.
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And they had one outlet. And so he would go down, unplug
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this gentleman, Matt his iPad, and then as soon as he would go
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to do that, the iPad would light up and on the screensaver was
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the rejection letter from UVA. He kept it on there, kept it on
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there as a reminder. Wow.
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And to motivate him. So all these people in his
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squad, slash his friends. There we go.
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We're all everywhere he went and he was all over the place.
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I mean he was and in Jordan, in the Middle East he was, I think
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he was in Eastern Europe. He was in.
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He was all over the place and wherever he was he would go out
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whenever he had a break and kick footballs he'd line him up and
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he would just kick him and he got to the point where he
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motivated his God damn it. I'm squadron or whatever the
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we're going to call it, a squadron of other Marines.
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There you go. I have a really good marine
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friend up north and maybe I'll. He's going to bust your balls
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for this or I'll ask him. So in the future, I know I
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prepare myself. His, his friends in the Marines
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were so motivated by this guy. Remember this guy's 30, he was
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in his 30s, late 20 at the time when he was, you know, and they
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would go like chase the balls down and give him back for him
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and stuff. So he'd kick him and they'd work
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out. They'd go run and get him and
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come back and he would use most of the places had soccer foot
00:20:12
ball. A goal post but not American
00:20:14
football So he would use just the center and but he wherever
00:20:18
he was that's what he would do on his breaks.
00:20:20
Most people read whatever he go kick footballs nice and so he
00:20:24
gets back and of course everybody sees where the where
00:20:27
the where the story is going. He comes back and he, and he and
00:20:30
he. Marty crying.
00:20:32
Yeah, he goes to Business School at Virginia again and tries out
00:20:36
for the team and makes the. Team makes the team nice as a 34
00:20:39
year old. As a publicity stunt, maybe UVA
00:20:43
needs it this year, I don't know.
00:20:45
But he makes a team and and it was the reaction of his, of
00:20:50
Marine friends that that got me when some of them were kind of
00:20:53
being quoted and and I watched, you know, some of the actual
00:20:57
video interviews and they were teared.
00:21:00
Very cool that this guy and that all he's ever been is just this
00:21:03
respectful guy and he's on a kickoff.
00:21:07
He'll do kickoffs. He hasn't kicked field goals yet
00:21:10
and I went and looked at every game.
00:21:11
Wait till he's. 48 field goals you gotta gotta put in your time
00:21:16
and so so. Red shirt.
00:21:18
And right now I went and looked at all the screens.
00:21:21
I went and looked at all the scores of their games and looked
00:21:23
to see like who kicked the field goals and extra points and none
00:21:26
of them were him. But I I read that saw some
00:21:29
videos of him doing the kickoff and of course everybody at UVA
00:21:31
in the stands were all, you know, reminding me that of the
00:21:34
whole Rudy story. Just like this feel good story
00:21:37
and this guy's a good looking guy.
00:21:39
His wife's super hot. He's just.
00:21:42
Bet it could destroy somebody on a tackle too if he's yeah.
00:21:45
Well he was right down the one, the one clip I saw he was right
00:21:48
there ready. If they hadn't tackled him, he
00:21:50
was he was going to take him down.
00:21:52
But so so it just people like this are so inspiring.
00:21:57
So I got upset, not upset. I got emotional about it and I
00:22:01
started listening like I got to tell this story.
00:22:03
So anybody that hasn't heard the story, you know I'm going to
00:22:05
cheer for UVAI don't know about anybody else unless they play
00:22:09
the Ags. How many years of eligibility
00:22:10
does he have? He has all all four years of he
00:22:14
wants them, but he's in. He's in a Graduate School so I
00:22:19
mean he won't be there for four years but I think he just wanted
00:22:22
to be on. I think you know they asked him
00:22:25
when you feel you kick field goals and he goes I you know I'm
00:22:27
going to do I'm going to be ready when called upon that they
00:22:30
give all the right answers. But it was more about being on a
00:22:32
team and making the team and just the fact that something he
00:22:37
was unable to do, he reminded himself like every day on his
00:22:40
iPad. You know I've got a picture,
00:22:42
they joked. They said now he's got a picture
00:22:43
of his kids. But you know and and and that's
00:22:46
what a lot of people that have young kids or old kids have
00:22:50
pictures of or dogs or and he had a rejection letter on his
00:22:54
and and it motivated him so. But then to take to make this
00:22:59
about myself I started feeling like a piece of shit.
00:23:02
I was like these. Guys start kicking field.
00:23:08
Like I really want to. I'm going to be the 45 year old
00:23:11
kicker for somebody. But I started thinking I'm like,
00:23:14
man, people do this and you know, I've done stuff.
00:23:18
I mean, I'm fortunate in life. I've done a lot and I've got two
00:23:21
beautiful kids and I've been married and I've been traveled
00:23:23
and I've done stuff. But like stories like this, it's
00:23:26
like, man, it makes you feel good, but then it makes you feel
00:23:29
like, who cares about me? Like, no one's, no one's on a
00:23:33
podcast talking about me and my my kid who rammed his head into
00:23:37
the wall tonight. Yeah, you know what I mean?
00:23:40
Yeah, not yet. Came and gave me Nuggets when I
00:23:42
came to the door. Yeah, we'll see.
00:23:44
Maybe we'll do something special.
00:23:45
Trey, but that was a good story. I wanted people to hear.
00:23:48
There's not really a discussion about it.
00:23:50
I just wanted you to know and and people to hear it because
00:23:53
they don't talk about it enough. I mean, they probably did it on
00:23:55
like college game day one weekend or something, but this
00:23:57
guy is pretty special. Go read his story.
00:24:01
There's, there's more to it, obviously and in detail when he
00:24:03
was deployed, some close calls as a helicopter pilot.
00:24:06
I can imagine, yeah. And in this guy could he he
00:24:09
could very well not be here today and and not only not
00:24:12
fulfill his dream, but but not be alive and.
00:24:15
Since we had a a boring airline pilot on ours, we should have
00:24:19
got a former Marine that's now a collegiate kicker.
00:24:22
Yeah, the last show we had a I mean, he just flies this
00:24:25
airline. Yeah, yeah, that's boring.
00:24:27
Yeah. We need to ask this guy would
00:24:29
would duct tape on the yeah. I bet he doesn't use duct tape
00:24:32
on his Yeah, these helicopters don't have duct tape or Gorilla
00:24:35
Glue or Gorilla Glue. So, yeah, so poor Tom.
00:24:40
I mean, Tim, we love Timmy. And we had, I had a blast with
00:24:45
Tim. Yeah, he was very low key for
00:24:50
what? He's been as long as I've known
00:24:52
him, which is a long time, but the cameras can do that to you.
00:24:57
Added £10 to him. I sure hope that's not true for
00:25:02
my sake, but he, he had a good time.
00:25:06
And you know, we're getting all these comments on YouTube and
00:25:10
these clips that I'm putting on because I keep forgetting that a
00:25:13
lot of people don't realize that we're all close.
00:25:15
Yeah, and that that people are like, well, they had this
00:25:17
airline pilot on and they're just giving him shit the whole
00:25:20
time and. Well, absolutely.
00:25:22
It's like maybe I should have prefaced this clip with our good
00:25:27
friend and airline. There you go.
00:25:29
But, but he's a good sport and he they all are.
00:25:32
Antoine, it was good when he was in here.
00:25:34
Everybody's been a good sport because we we don't tread
00:25:37
lightly. We tend to give people shit,
00:25:39
right. So that was the Matt Ganyard
00:25:42
story. So look him up, cheer on the
00:25:44
Virginia Cavaliers this year in college ball and go Cavaliers,
00:25:50
right Matt Ganyard. What would it be funny if he he
00:25:57
actually somehow is like you could check it out.
00:25:59
This podcast did a bit on you and then you're like, yeah, who
00:26:01
gives a shit? Let's hope they have a lot of
00:26:04
stalled drives so they can kick plenty of field goals.
00:26:06
Yeah, well, it's apparently it's other assholes.
00:26:09
Really good. It's like that their starter in
00:26:11
the coaches. Like.
00:26:12
I'm sorry, dude. Like.
00:26:13
He's not a former Marine. No, he's not.
00:26:16
But he's. Still in his 20s, he's kicked
00:26:17
like 850 plus this year. I think he's legit.
00:26:22
And anyway, but that was that. All right?
00:26:26
So let's get real serious here. I don't have all of the details
00:26:34
on this. Which is how we roll.
00:26:36
Which is how we roll. I have enough.
00:26:41
Did you know that tomorrow, October the 4th, between 1:00
00:26:48
and 4:00 Central Standard Time? Cuz that's all that matters in
00:26:52
Texas, there apparently is going to be the beginning of a zombie
00:26:58
apocalypse. No shit.
00:27:00
What if I told you that? That's kind of crazy.
00:27:03
Would you think back to the episode where you and I talked
00:27:06
about how we would survive in a zombie apocalypse?
00:27:08
Cuz all of a sudden this may happen.
00:27:09
I spend the night tonight. We talked that we were not going
00:27:14
to be roommates because you and I disagreed on going up to the
00:27:17
second floor and throwing and throwing the ladder down because
00:27:20
you said, well, how are we going to get down?
00:27:22
I said, well, I'm not worried about that at the.
00:27:24
We have to carry the ladder back up there though that's that was
00:27:28
my point was that's not my concern.
00:27:30
My concern to the zombies that are coming.
00:27:31
Gotcha. Because they don't know how to
00:27:33
climb stairs, so we'll be neighbors.
00:27:36
So this is and and if you want to use this to I guess I'll use
00:27:45
this as an example of how I'm not only all over the left when
00:27:51
they are crazy. This is kind of a no, I mean no,
00:27:55
it's just it's a I'll just get to it, how about that?
00:27:58
Go ahead. It tends to be more of a right
00:28:00
wing thing because it's about the COVID vaccines.
00:28:04
Got it. And what they're saying and I
00:28:08
say they there are a lot of sources and a lot of there a lot
00:28:11
of government medical links that are given here for like
00:28:16
government whatever over the call and my terminology is not
00:28:22
great. Okay.
00:28:23
I don't we've come in government shit.
00:28:26
Government shit in marine bunk maids okay.
00:28:29
So what they're saying, Trey, And apparently it's
00:28:32
whistleblowers in the government.
00:28:36
What these whistleblowers are saying is what's called a
00:28:39
Marburg epidemic. And it's being paid for, by the
00:28:44
way, by tax dollars from the left, the current
00:28:47
administration. So it is political and I'm
00:28:50
giving the right side a hard time right now so all of you can
00:28:52
fuck off. These are not the pudding
00:28:55
eaters. These are not the pudding
00:28:56
eaters. These are the conspiracy
00:28:58
theorists. And So what they're saying is
00:29:01
I'm not, I'm not going to give the exact.
00:29:04
Again, we don't do that here because it's very like I don't
00:29:08
understand any of the words. Okay, that makes sense.
00:29:11
You're not gonna try it like I do.
00:29:13
I should. I should.
00:29:14
What they're saying is that in one of the vaccines, it's called
00:29:19
the Pfizer vaccine PF IZ, there's a silent P Yeah.
00:29:24
Crazy. I had that one initially.
00:29:25
You did okay so. Maybe I'm not spending the
00:29:28
night, am I? Fuck no.
00:29:30
You're fucked If my wife as long as you're gone by one I'm I'm we
00:29:35
won't talk much about this but I'm not throw her under the bus
00:29:37
but my wife kind of about these vaccines she's she's she thinks
00:29:44
this could happen and it's only because she's a mom now and I
00:29:48
think she's got this cleanse that she's doing and she's
00:29:50
overly emotional and she goes, I think I'm going to go pick up
00:29:53
our boy from school early in case the teachers have their
00:29:57
cell phones on. I'm like, all right, babe, so.
00:30:00
There's cell phones. Well, five.
00:30:02
OK, We didn't get there yet. We.
00:30:03
Didn't get there yet. I apologize.
00:30:04
Let me. No, no, because that was my
00:30:06
fault. So what they're saying is, is in
00:30:09
this Pfizer whatever it deletes what's called a 1P as in Paul
00:30:17
1P36 gene and that gene is combined with 5G, whatever you
00:30:27
want to call. Again, terminology. 5G
00:30:31
surrounding you, right? We could call it like sound
00:30:34
waves or what. You would have to say G5G around
00:30:38
you if you don't have that gene. It can give you zombie like
00:30:44
characteristics. Holy shit.
00:30:45
Including aggressiveness of course with a propensity to
00:30:53
bite. So I don't know why those are
00:30:58
the only two quote UN quote side effects of this this whole thing
00:31:02
tomorrow. That's around lunchtime and
00:31:04
right, But can you just imagine looking outside and people
00:31:07
walking around just going biting?
00:31:11
Holy shit. But that freaks me out.
00:31:15
And so my question is why would they do this?
00:31:19
Who's doing it? What would benefit anybody?
00:31:23
Because, I mean, if it's not going to kill them, you're not
00:31:27
like thinning the herd, you're actually just making people want
00:31:29
to bite things. So this is supposed to happen
00:31:34
tomorrow? So are they saying the people
00:31:35
that made this vaccine had this intention?
00:31:39
No, no, they're saying. They're just they're saying
00:31:41
people found out that this is what the vaccine does and now
00:31:45
they're using it to their advantage in a path for a power
00:31:49
role. They're saying that people high
00:31:51
up in the world select few are saying, you know, again, is it?
00:31:56
Is it about thinning the herd? Is it about whatever it it have
00:32:01
to be careful because of my wife, Because it's so stupid to
00:32:06
be careful. Isn't this just stupid?
00:32:08
This is wild. This is that.
00:32:10
This is. I haven't heard this anywhere
00:32:11
though. This was crazy.
00:32:13
I like. I would assume this would have
00:32:14
been all over social media. I like.
00:32:16
Well it's all over X aka formerly Twitter and and it's
00:32:24
and again there's links given to government websites is you know
00:32:27
it's not like this is just and the links don't go in the
00:32:31
government. The government's not saying that
00:32:32
this is what's going to happen. The government's just verifying
00:32:35
some of the, if you want to call them, side effects, some of the
00:32:39
what happens when you take these vaccines and that that indeed
00:32:43
that gene might go away. Facts off of movies they've seen
00:32:47
or what it may be. So I just wanted to bring that
00:32:50
up that right now there is a belief that tomorrow there is a
00:32:54
backup date. It's a backup date in case it
00:32:56
doesn't, in case something doesn't happen.
00:32:58
In case they're wrong about this, it's October the 11th, so
00:33:01
it's a week a week later. Gotcha, It's one week later.
00:33:05
So if it doesn't happen tomorrow, we're not in the
00:33:07
clear. Now, is this a recent vaccine or
00:33:11
one of the original vaccines? This is the IT just says the
00:33:14
Pfizer is that original. Well, I had the Pfizer vaccine
00:33:18
in my first. My first couple ones, so that
00:33:22
must be it then. Anybody that's had that, oh
00:33:25
shit. So Trey, if you text me and it's
00:33:28
a bunch of mumbo jumbo depending on depending on how it spells
00:33:34
how. You spell that?
00:33:36
I'm gonna. I'm gonna assume that you have
00:33:37
in fact turned into a zombie and you were not allowed.
00:33:40
You're not gonna answer me? No.
00:33:42
Well, I'll answer you. LOL you are.
00:33:48
It's some sort of funny GIF or whatever.
00:33:51
Yeah, whatever the fuck. Whatever it's called.
00:33:53
Yeah, with the zombie land picture.
00:33:57
Is this you? Are you this one?
00:34:00
Yeah. Are you this one?
00:34:02
We need the manual. You pulled out a manual last
00:34:05
time we talked about zombies that had like the 10 Rules of
00:34:09
Zombie. Yeah.
00:34:10
And to stay safe. To stay safe.
00:34:12
And you know, I'm going to go ahead and pull that out in case
00:34:15
you turn. Yeah, It no longer needs to be
00:34:18
about our survival and it's now about my survival.
00:34:21
Because you took the Pfeiffer, the Pfizer, Pfizer.
00:34:24
I keep looking the Pfeiffer, whatever.
00:34:26
Isn't that a mouse? Yeah, so zombie apocalypse
00:34:29
happened. 1:00 to 4:00 tomorrow. And if I make it through that
00:34:32
one, it's a possibility on the 11th.
00:34:34
So if you make it through tomorrow, you know you're good
00:34:37
for at least a week, and then we can readdress the situation.
00:34:40
Yeah, maybe on the next week's show, next week's show, we'll be
00:34:45
in the same situation if it doesn't happen tomorrow.
00:34:48
It didn't happen tomorrow. Got it.
00:34:50
If my little kid doesn't turn into a zombie because my wife
00:34:53
doesn't pick him up from school early, I'll be available to
00:34:57
continue doing the show. Sweet.
00:35:00
If my kids turn into zombies, then I may have to reschedule.
00:35:03
Well, just reschedule. Maybe check out the calendar for
00:35:06
next month. Right.
00:35:08
So take me from that. We don't need to talk about
00:35:14
zombies anymore, no. No.
00:35:15
So I've got a little story here that popped up today was kind of
00:35:18
interesting. And so basically it's a former
00:35:23
Dodger pitcher named Trevor Bauer.
00:35:26
And so he was in the news and I was trying to figure out when
00:35:31
all this started. But basically, he was in Trevor
00:35:32
Bauer, I've heard. I mean, he was.
00:35:36
He was like a badass pitcher. Yeah, he's yeah.
00:35:38
He was a stud pitcher. Major leagues played for the
00:35:41
Dodgers. I didn't know he was a Dodger,
00:35:42
but anyway, go ahead. So, and and maybe he was a
00:35:45
Dodger at this point, but yeah, I was.
00:35:49
So basically he came out with a video.
00:35:52
So what happened is a few years ago, a woman came out saying
00:35:56
that he allegedly beat her during a sexual encounter.
00:36:02
Supposedly had pictures, bruises, scratches, all kinds of
00:36:04
stuff like this. He came back out and said, well
00:36:06
no, this was something that she wanted.
00:36:09
She wanted it rough. She You know, So I guess take it
00:36:12
a little too. Far, maybe.
00:36:13
So. That was his thing, apparently,
00:36:15
was that he liked rough sex and that these women consented to
00:36:19
rough sex with him. And so this particular woman,
00:36:22
you know caused this drama anyway, so because of all these
00:36:27
allegations. The Major League, Major League
00:36:29
Baseball basically got oh wow. Dodgers dropped him, you know,
00:36:34
so the so the entirety of the league can can do that can like
00:36:37
blacklist. You well with all this?
00:36:39
I thought it was just team by team.
00:36:41
Well, and and technically, yeah, but I guess.
00:36:43
But they don't want, they don't want that, that publicity and
00:36:46
you know, oh, you're you're hiring a woman beater.
00:36:49
You know, that stuff. So anyway, what if his ERA is
00:36:53
like under 2? Right.
00:36:55
You're making a playoff push. So it will take the white beater
00:36:59
for two weeks until right. So I guess recently they did
00:37:02
come to some type of an agreement.
00:37:06
So they're talking about all these different things.
00:37:08
He was suspended at one point for two seasons for violating
00:37:11
Mlb's sex assault, domestic and violent policy.
00:37:14
Because of this. Because of the same incident,
00:37:16
Because of this. Talking about this, OK.
00:37:17
At 1.2 seasons, so this is a while ago.
00:37:20
I guess they were talking about him facing criminal charges and
00:37:22
assault investigation, so this is a big ordeal.
00:37:25
And so ultimately, they finally came out some kind of an
00:37:29
agreement. He's playing baseball in Japan
00:37:31
and stuff like this. But but he dominates over there.
00:37:35
Right. So finally he came out with this
00:37:39
video and talking. I guess there's information he
00:37:42
he finally could divulge from the the lawsuit and stuff like
00:37:46
this. But this woman?
00:37:49
Her name? Lindsay Hill?
00:37:50
So Bauer actually sued this woman for defamation.
00:37:55
Accusing her of falsely claiming that he had beaten and sexually
00:37:58
abused her, so which all these allegations led to his
00:38:02
suspension for Major League Baseball, derailed his career
00:38:06
and of course she counterstuding blah blah blah.
00:38:08
So anyway, he released a video message sharing his side of the
00:38:11
story after the legal battle that spanned over 2 years.
00:38:14
And so it and it it basically released a bunch of text
00:38:18
messages that she had sent to friends and people in her inner
00:38:22
circle and stuff like this. And so one of the text messages
00:38:26
said, next victim. So this was to her friend, Next
00:38:28
victim, star pitcher for the Dodgers.
00:38:30
A text that says that she sent to a friend before she even met
00:38:34
him. Trevor Bauer explained, said she
00:38:37
basically reached out to her friend, says I'm going over to
00:38:40
his house, what should I steal? And so basically referencing to
00:38:46
the first time she was going to visit and then says the answer
00:38:49
take his money. So how might that work?
00:38:52
She said. Said I'm going to his house on
00:38:54
Wednesday, she said. I already have my hooks in.
00:38:57
You know how I rolled then after the first time we met, Net worth
00:39:00
is 51 million, she said. Bitch, you better secure the
00:39:04
bag, was a response. So sorry.
00:39:09
The way you're reading it is. Yeah.
00:39:10
Sorry. Bitch.
00:39:11
You better reserve the bag. So her friend was like, how are
00:39:17
you going to do that? And she says, need daddy to
00:39:20
choke me out, she said, being an absolute whore to try to get in
00:39:25
on his 51 million. Read another text.
00:39:28
That's what she okay. Okay.
00:39:30
So she's trying to to claim she's got that shit beat out of
00:39:34
her from him or that he abused her sexually.
00:39:37
I don't know if she's gone as far as rape, but in order to I
00:39:40
don't. Think there was a rape
00:39:41
allegation for the fact that it was, well, sexual abuse.
00:39:43
Went too far on the rough sex, right?
00:39:46
Well, I think that would be assault.
00:39:49
I think they'd say sexual assault.
00:39:51
And she gets some of that $51 million worth.
00:39:55
And so then it says. Then after the second time we
00:39:57
met, former Padres pitcher Jacob Nix told her.
00:40:01
You got to get this bag, I'll give you 50, Lindsay
00:40:05
replied. Her sponsor, her a A sponsor
00:40:09
even asked her at one point. Do you feel a tiny bit guilty to
00:40:12
her response? Not really so, since the
00:40:17
interlingual team has approached with multiple times about coming
00:40:20
to a financial settlement. But as I've done since day one,
00:40:23
I refused to pay her even a single sense said Lindsey Hill
00:40:30
claims that we're hurting court during those legal preceding.
00:40:35
So basically what he came out with is, is a bunch of proof
00:40:39
that basically her whole agenda the whole time was to taking for
00:40:43
for money. And so I guess they there was
00:40:47
even a video from the next night or the next morning where they
00:40:50
got up made breakfast, there was no marks on her, no bruises, no
00:40:53
nothing. So it's like Okay, did she go do
00:40:55
this to herself to kind of influence this?
00:40:59
And so just it makes you wonder, you know, how, you know, why is
00:41:05
it that in these types of scenarios, you know, they always
00:41:09
say the legal system, you're always innocent until proven
00:41:11
guilty. But in this particular instance,
00:41:15
I mean, Major League Baseball suspended him based on the word
00:41:19
of this woman that has now come out.
00:41:22
All she was after was his money. So why are we so quick?
00:41:27
Is it because, and I'm assuming it's because of past scenarios
00:41:32
where videos have come out, where athletes have hit other
00:41:35
women and stuff like this, but it made me curious.
00:41:38
Why? Why are we jumping on to the
00:41:40
word of of women when it comes to this type of matter?
00:41:45
That's a good question because it had this happens a lot and I
00:41:48
mean just accusations and and. Whether they're dropped because,
00:41:53
you know, some people think that it's because of who it is that
00:41:57
they get special treatment, you know, that whole thing.
00:42:01
My question is why? Why wasn't he able to produce
00:42:03
some of these things a little earlier?
00:42:06
I guess it came from who did, who stepped up and said, hey,
00:42:11
here I've got all these texts and what did he say?
00:42:12
Here's here are my texts. Unless two years ago.
00:42:16
Well, two years ago. But how'd they find him?
00:42:19
I mean, somebody had him at some point in order to provide them
00:42:21
now. So why is that?
00:42:22
Yeah, why is it all coming out? So that's what I mean.
00:42:24
And so that's my only thing about Bower is like, all right,
00:42:28
dude, well, where was all this and why was this not done?
00:42:33
I mean, you could have saved. My second question is, you know,
00:42:38
now that it's been proven, I'm assuming it's been proven
00:42:41
legally and not just, you know, on social media.
00:42:46
Will the league let him back? Will the league welcome him
00:42:49
back? Will the team say this guy's
00:42:51
innocent? If it's Trevor Bauer, let's get
00:42:55
him on our squad and get him in the rotation, right?
00:42:59
You know, is he bitter? Is he?
00:43:01
Would he will. I mean, I'm sure money talks,
00:43:03
but is there another woman waiting to take the new
00:43:08
contract? But on the other hand, I'm kind
00:43:10
of curious that did the Dodgers move so quickly because maybe
00:43:18
there was another instance of something happening that maybe
00:43:20
didn't go public? Maybe they knew.
00:43:23
Well, this was kind of his character.
00:43:25
Yeah, somebody told me earlier where there's smoke, there's
00:43:28
fire. So.
00:43:30
Yeah, I mean, you're right. You and I don't, unless you
00:43:33
haven't told me, but you and I don't know, Trevor Bauer
00:43:36
personally. It's Trevor, right, Trevor.
00:43:38
Trevor. Yeah, Trevor Bauer personally.
00:43:40
And so maybe he has that kind of.
00:43:43
You know, this is going to be a this is going to be a thing.
00:43:46
We need to just go ahead and let this guy go.
00:43:48
But you're telling me that he he was almost forced over to Japan
00:43:52
because of? But nobody wanted him because of
00:43:55
this. And he's he's, I mean, the story
00:43:57
says he said from day one, he's never done anything like this.
00:44:00
This is all basically bogus. And there's always been very
00:44:04
adamant about this being very that this wasn't him.
00:44:08
What adamant that he did. He's been adamant that he
00:44:10
doesn't beat women. Yeah, that this was just.
00:44:13
A good consensual good. The consensual beating, but it
00:44:17
makes you wonder. It's like, as it obviously, you
00:44:21
know, I don't make millions of dollars, I'm not worried about a
00:44:23
woman going after my money and doing some crazy shit like this,
00:44:25
but it's like, do you have to videotape this the whole time?
00:44:28
You have to sign a consent form that you know you're you know
00:44:32
what do you what, what links do you go through?
00:44:35
Yeah, I mean we may, we may chuckle at that, but to protect
00:44:38
yourself, I mean you may have to do that, you know.
00:44:41
I mean, if you have that much money, you may have to say, how
00:44:44
awkward is that? Like it's heat of the moment.
00:44:47
Bring her home. Things are getting hot, heavy,
00:44:49
and you're like, hold on. Here's a pen.
00:44:51
You can use my back right? Or something else.
00:44:54
Be a little sticky back there. Yeah, yeah.
00:44:57
But also, on the other hand, you know, does this woman realize,
00:45:02
you know how jacked up it's going to be for other women that
00:45:05
actually do get? Assaulted, of course.
00:45:07
You know, imagine the proof that they have to go through when
00:45:10
shit like this comes. Well, right now, and I don't
00:45:13
mean to interrupt you. It's been a while since I've
00:45:16
said that, so I'll say it tonight.
00:45:17
I apologize for interrupting, but I feel like.
00:45:21
You and I both interrupted Tim 8 times by the way.
00:45:24
I know, but I meant to say that on the show.
00:45:28
We apologize for interrupting Timmy, but I'm interrupting and
00:45:32
just say that I feel like the amount of women who actually
00:45:38
have this happen to them and this isn't going to probably be
00:45:42
very popular is very low, right? You would hope based on the
00:45:48
amount of claims. I know what happens, I'm sure of
00:45:52
course it does. And there's been, there have
00:45:53
been ones that have been proven easily and you would think that
00:45:57
if the ones that are true would be able to be proven easily.
00:46:00
And so there are some that you think of in the past.
00:46:03
Ray Rice and I won't give a lot of sports athletes names because
00:46:08
people listening might not be sports fans, but there are
00:46:11
plenty out there celebrities now.
00:46:14
I mean, there's tons of. Celebrities that all came out
00:46:17
kind of in the set the same time.
00:46:18
It was almost like it opened the floodgate and everybody, but how
00:46:21
many people are going, ooh, here's an opportunity, here's a
00:46:23
money. Grab I slept with so and so I
00:46:25
can claim that this person did this this and this and I can
00:46:29
make a little make a little dough and I think that's that's
00:46:32
the problem is it is that now everybody almost you're sitting
00:46:37
here saying that that you know it should be innocent till
00:46:39
proven guilty but no I think it's almost kind of like.
00:46:43
You know, you're just innocent because it's almost like the
00:46:46
girl. Like you just said, if somebody
00:46:48
really had it happen to them, everyone's going to be like,
00:46:50
yeah, right, you're just trying to get some money.
00:46:54
And that's the problem. The one girl that has, it's
00:46:58
actually raped, that's actually this some piece of shit
00:47:01
celebrity and we all Love Actually does it.
00:47:06
Yeah. No, no, no.
00:47:07
The one that's not right. Right.
00:47:09
Right. But everybody's gonna claim that
00:47:11
she yeah of. Course they are.
00:47:12
Because who's this? Who's this bartender?
00:47:14
Yeah, I mean, a celebrity should be allowed to be like anybody
00:47:17
else and sleep with a bartender, right?
00:47:19
Or go to the lifestyle clubs, right?
00:47:22
Or wherever you might choose a lovely woman.
00:47:26
And they should be allowed to live like normal people, right?
00:47:29
Do the same. For you, why is it?
00:47:31
So it's it's a it's yeah, do the same crazy, dumbass stuff that
00:47:35
everybody else does. So why is this woman all of a
00:47:37
sudden going to be like, shut up, you're just just because
00:47:41
she's lesser in stature. Yeah, well, and it's a lot of,
00:47:46
these scenarios are a lot of, he said.
00:47:47
She said unless there's a camera involved or something like that,
00:47:50
so it's like, you know, it's they can make up anything they
00:47:53
want, you know, and had had she not had all these text messages,
00:47:57
you know, Trevor Bauer would be still looked at like the asshole
00:48:00
you know. Well, I mean, it's been, you
00:48:02
said, two years, two years you've been fighting this,
00:48:04
you've been. Over in Japan.
00:48:05
I mean, how many millions of dollars has he?
00:48:10
Yeah, yeah. Unless Japan's paying him lots
00:48:13
of yen. Yeah, that's their money, right?
00:48:16
yen? God I hope it is, cuz otherwise
00:48:18
I'm gonna get emails. But your own research?
00:48:22
Your own research. It's yen or something like he's
00:48:25
probably making pretty. But I mean, he probably does all
00:48:27
right and and but it's interesting to me that Japan's
00:48:30
like, we'll take you like I really care what you did.
00:48:33
But again, we don't know behind the scenes, you know, does he do
00:48:37
dumb shit behind the scenes that nobody's ever come out and
00:48:40
publicly done like this one, so. Yeah.
00:48:43
So, well that's interesting. I'm glad you brought that up
00:48:45
because it, you know we can we can talk about that further at
00:48:48
another time because I just think that the overall topic is
00:48:51
interesting. I mean, it is one of those.
00:48:54
He said, she said people of power, in this case pro
00:49:01
athletes. I mean you could talk about it.
00:49:03
You talk about it in politics. We could talk about it with any
00:49:06
roles of power versus people that don't have the power and
00:49:10
and how the people with power get you know and and until
00:49:14
recently all of a sudden the the wide Harvey Weinstein and
00:49:18
Weinstein and all those guys coming out that happening.
00:49:21
Finally these people in power that for 20 years we're doing
00:49:25
these things or we're finally getting yeah, you know caught
00:49:30
and and it all. But again, like I said, some of
00:49:32
them are going to be fake. And then you know when.
00:49:35
And another thing is when did men become the aggressive
00:49:39
violence of the two sexes? Because and and I'll tell you
00:49:44
another. You're getting the whole thing
00:49:46
here. Well, and I and I'll tell you
00:49:47
another example is, is when I was going through my divorce, my
00:49:50
lawyer, you know, I told my lawyer, you know I'll move out
00:49:53
if I need to. You know, I don't want to fight
00:49:55
that battle. You know, hopefully this is kind
00:49:57
of a show of good gesture to let's finish this quickly.
00:50:02
So when it came down to it, she's like, okay, Are you ready
00:50:04
to move out? And I was like at the time, no,
00:50:06
I hadn't looked for a place. I didn't know it was ready.
00:50:08
She's like, well, she's coming back and you don't want to be
00:50:11
there. You don't want to live in the
00:50:12
same under the same roof. And I was sitting there
00:50:13
thinking, why, you know, for the few months before she left to go
00:50:19
down and and work on it in a contract in Houston or whatever.
00:50:22
I was living upstairs. She was living downstairs.
00:50:24
You know, we had separate, basically separate schedules, so
00:50:28
we didn't see each other much anyways.
00:50:30
But my lawyer even said that, you know, she could come home,
00:50:34
just get, have a bad day, happen to see you, get frustrated.
00:50:38
She'd go punch herself in the face.
00:50:39
Call the cops, and the cops are going to come arrest you without
00:50:43
even questioning. And you're right, I don't have
00:50:46
any proof to say I didn't. But you know, it's that simple.
00:50:50
So why is? Yeah, that knuckle mark doesn't
00:50:53
match mine, right? So I've never hit a woman in my
00:50:56
life, but. I wouldn't be friends with if
00:50:58
you had you know, but it's crazy.
00:51:00
When did when did we become the aggressive well, violent and?
00:51:04
We've all, I mean we've always been known as the more I mean in
00:51:09
history, the history of humanity.
00:51:11
The men have been the violent, you know.
00:51:14
Warriors. And I mean, there have been a
00:51:16
few female warriors. Xena, the warrior Prince.
00:51:20
Xena, the warrior Princess. Pocahontas.
00:51:22
She was badass. No, she.
00:51:23
I don't think she fought, did she?
00:51:25
She was just pretty. I think she just hung out.
00:51:28
Pocahontas, the warrior Pocahontas.
00:51:32
Well, there's Jonah Bark and there's those checks that I'm
00:51:37
not supposed to say that. Those women that that are
00:51:40
powerful and and and there are plenty of them history but the
00:51:43
majority the Crusades wasn't led by a bunch of women wars.
00:51:49
How many women fought in all the of the wars.
00:51:52
It's it's been a men are known for more violence and they're
00:51:56
they're genetically larger stronger, faster.
00:52:00
They just are. Except for this little girl on
00:52:03
the soccer team that played my kid the other day, this girl was
00:52:06
a ringer. She was.
00:52:07
No one could catch her. She had a mustache.
00:52:11
She had a mustache. She had rocket jets on her.
00:52:15
I mean, I don't, I don't think she.
00:52:17
I think she could be Usain Bolt. Yeah.
00:52:19
Anyway, but so it's just this idea that women are are not
00:52:24
weak. They're delicate.
00:52:25
That's what I always say. It gets me points.
00:52:28
They're delicate. They aren't meant to be.
00:52:31
Aggressive and violent and these things.
00:52:33
And so it's almost like ingrained into our minds that if
00:52:37
a cop shows up at your house and the woman has Marks and say you
00:52:42
even had some, you're still probably going to be what they
00:52:46
think of first is the problem. And that's why women do this to
00:52:51
themselves. That's why your attorney told
00:52:52
you. You never know.
00:52:54
I mean, I don't. I know your exwife and I don't.
00:52:58
I mean, I'm sure she would hope she wouldn't.
00:52:59
She would do some things to get you back, but not I wouldn't
00:53:03
think that she would do that, right.
00:53:05
And so you're going, this is weird, but you just have to you
00:53:07
never know, cuz this world, it's like if you kind of flip that
00:53:10
scenario and hey, she beat me and the cops gonna be like,
00:53:15
well, what'd you do? Yeah.
00:53:17
Or what'd you do to get or you go in and I was sexually
00:53:20
assaulted by her. Were you?
00:53:23
You know, so it's like. You know, I was wondering, I was
00:53:26
like, you know what if the guy just literally sits there and
00:53:29
takes it? Because I grew up.
00:53:31
I grew up and I'm sure you did as well because our Mamas and
00:53:35
dads but Mama raised us to to. I mean hitting a woman is the
00:53:39
worst of the worst. You do not do that slapping
00:53:45
maybe. No joking.
00:53:48
You never lay your hands on a woman in a violent way and and
00:53:52
that's the way I grew up and so. It's it's just so strange now
00:53:57
that if I would, I would sit there and take it.
00:54:01
If a woman that I was with and I'll just use my wife, man, I
00:54:04
don't think she would. But if she just started, like
00:54:06
hammering me with some sort of kitchen utensil scooper, a
00:54:10
fucking something, a pan, a pan, I would.
00:54:14
I would try and dodge it, of course, and I'd run away.
00:54:16
But. But if she got me a couple
00:54:18
times, I would take it. And if the cops came and and you
00:54:23
know it looked at me and I said, yeah, you know she did this with
00:54:26
the frying pan. I would.
00:54:28
I would. It's sad that they wouldn't that
00:54:31
at first. They immediately would probably
00:54:33
be like yeah, well what what did you do?
00:54:35
What really happened here and and did you did you provoke it.
00:54:39
I don't know though I think. I think I would say that I ran
00:54:42
into something I I'd be. I feel like such a pussy if I
00:54:44
was like. My wife beat me up.
00:54:46
Yeah. Like, I don't know.
00:54:48
Is it worth it to to have that? Or is it just you just take it
00:54:51
and you're like imagine like she hits you with a frying pan, you
00:54:55
fall over and she falls down trying to hit you again gets a
00:54:58
bruise and actually knows you're arrested.
00:54:59
She what the? Fuck.
00:55:01
She misses and hits herself with a frying pan and then they're
00:55:03
like sees her. You've abused your life.
00:55:06
The whole thing's a mess and it becomes about gender roles and
00:55:09
and the whole stereotypes of men and women and.
00:55:13
You know women want to be equal but not in this way.
00:55:16
And then men say that women are this but not in this way and
00:55:19
it's just it's it's something let's let's readdress this.
00:55:23
I think it'd be an interesting. I'd like to have a woman's
00:55:25
perspective when we continue to talk about, absolutely.
00:55:27
Because we, you and I can sit here and and make jokes and
00:55:31
whatever, but I'd like to have a I wonder what a woman would
00:55:35
think about that. And.
00:55:36
And I'd better yet, maybe we could find a woman who's
00:55:38
actually beating the show out of her husband.
00:55:41
Do you know if Jess is being the shit out of her husband or our
00:55:44
former guest? Yeah.
00:55:48
We'll have to ask. I don't know.
00:55:49
We'll ask her husband. Yeah, but.
00:55:51
But we'll move on from that. But I would like to at some
00:55:54
point talk about it because it's very interesting, right.
00:55:58
I know that a lot of you probably aren't football fans,
00:56:00
but you know what Trey and I are and we're going to do some
00:56:03
picks. We we didn't.
00:56:05
We forgot last week with Timmy. I really wanted to get his picks
00:56:09
based on uniforms. I really did.
00:56:12
I wanted to ask him who he was choosing this week.
00:56:15
He didn't even need to know the spreads.
00:56:17
Trey. He doesn't need to know any of
00:56:19
the details. Home or away doesn't matter.
00:56:22
Best looking coach? What?
00:56:23
Yeah, best looking coach, best mustache.
00:56:27
What uniform combination would win last week?
00:56:29
And I think he probably would have picked correctly, you
00:56:32
think. But let's recap our first week
00:56:35
of picks from it. What ended up being two weeks
00:56:38
ago, Yes, I'd really like to recap who we chose and what
00:56:43
happened. Do you have it there in front of
00:56:45
you? Well, I know mine.
00:56:46
I picked the commanders with 6 1/2 points.
00:56:49
The Washington Commander, Washington Command and the NFL
00:56:51
and the Buffalo Bills were playing each other and they had
00:56:54
6 1/2 points. I thought it was the.
00:56:55
Bills 36 and but it was not. It was six and a half six.
00:57:00
So I did not win that one. Let's just say it was Buffalo.
00:57:05
Beat down, beat, beat him down. And it was not.
00:57:07
Trey was. The opposite of correct.
00:57:13
Needed more than 6 1/2 points to get close to that one and you
00:57:17
had Florida State -2. I did.
00:57:19
I had Florida State favored by two going on the road to
00:57:23
Clemson. Clemson normally is in this
00:57:27
year. I just felt for some reason
00:57:28
Florida State would get it done. Now don't get me wrong it ended
00:57:31
up being overtime and and but they ended up winning by six or
00:57:35
seven. There you go overtime and I got
00:57:37
my win. So.
00:57:38
Sure. Ryan is 1 and O and Trey is Owen
00:57:41
one. I just had to go and say that
00:57:42
that's probably Owen two after that one.
00:57:45
You should get 2 losses based on that They it wouldn't even.
00:57:48
It was like if you could have said what would be the worst
00:57:51
pick this weekend, it was the way you just it was absolutely
00:57:55
that one. Quick, let's roll to this week
00:57:57
you go first. What?
00:57:59
What are you going to take this week?
00:58:01
Well, it's Texas OU weekend, so I think I'm going to pick on the
00:58:04
Texas game. They're getting 6 1/2 points.
00:58:08
They're giving, Trey giving. They are favored by 6 1/2
00:58:12
points, 6 and half points favored.
00:58:14
And for anybody that doesn't know the Texas Longhorn,
00:58:16
Oklahoma Sooner is a rivalry game in Dallas.
00:58:20
They meet at a neutral site. Yes, it's a big time rivalry at
00:58:24
a neutral site and here in Dallas actually.
00:58:27
They call it the Red River Shootout and it's actually, it's
00:58:30
the Red River, Red River. Whatever now Red River cuz we're
00:58:34
not supposed to promote guns. I see.
00:58:37
Seriously. That's a whole other topic
00:58:40
that's so stupid, I'm gonna call it the Shootout.
00:58:43
It's a Red River Rivalry. So they every year, and I tell
00:58:47
you what is a as a guy who hates both teams, like they don't
00:58:52
really care. I care cuz I like the game.
00:58:55
There's been some strange games in this series and so I'm I'm
00:58:58
intrigued by it. This year especially, they're
00:59:00
both undefeated and they're both a top ten or top 15 something,
00:59:04
something good. I know Texas top five.
00:59:06
I think Oklahoma is 11. Something like that, something
00:59:09
like that, yeah. Okay.
00:59:10
So this year, Texas is now giving points.
00:59:13
They are favored by 6 1/2. And you were going to go with
00:59:16
Texas. You're going to.
00:59:17
You're going to take your horns, Huh?
00:59:20
You don't think that's the kiss of death?
00:59:21
I'm going to take no jinx. No, you don't believe it.
00:59:24
Damn it. All right, 6 1/2.
00:59:25
So they basically when it's 6 1/2, they just have to win by
00:59:28
that that seven point touchdown extra point which is so common.
00:59:31
So win by a touchdown. All right, everybody, take his
00:59:35
last pick. Really.
00:59:36
Well, so don't don't bet on this.
00:59:38
One jump on board. That's right.
00:59:40
I think I I think I hesitation. I think all of a sudden the
00:59:42
Oklahoma money line just went what?
00:59:45
Yeah. For people, well, considering
00:59:48
this is not a live show, but you know what I'm saying?
00:59:51
I'm going to go NFL this week, so we kind of trade it off.
00:59:54
And I'm going to go very basic. It's the London game.
01:00:00
It's the Buffalo Bills. They're only giving up five and
01:00:04
a half points to the Jacksonville Jaguar.
01:00:06
Really. I know it's a neutral site game,
01:00:10
but Jacksonville has not come on.
01:00:13
I know London claims Jacksonville is their home team.
01:00:15
Did you know that? That's why they're playing two
01:00:17
weeks in a row. But Buffalo is.
01:00:20
They're on all cylinders right now.
01:00:22
The second arguably the second best team in the AFC, the Miami
01:00:25
Dolphins just went up to Buffalo and got just smashed.
01:00:27
Got beat, Yeah. And I just feel like Buffalo 5
01:00:30
1/2 points seems very low. So Buffalo is favored by.
01:00:34
Yeah, Buffalo is favored by 5 1/2 points.
01:00:37
Gotcha. Just when they.
01:00:37
Have to win by six? Yeah, OK, went by 6 and.
01:00:41
That's who you're taking Buffalo?
01:00:43
Absolutely. I'm going to give those 5 1/2
01:00:45
like it's nothing. I just think it's going to.
01:00:48
Be a beating. I do.
01:00:49
I think it'll be. I think Jacksonville will score
01:00:51
some points because I think one of Buffalo's big defenders is
01:00:53
out and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:00:55
And it's in London and it'll be exciting.
01:00:58
But I just think, I think 6 points is it pretty easy to win.
01:01:02
But I think it'll probably be something.
01:01:03
I mean, Buffalo is scoring like crazy.
01:01:05
I think it's going to be something like 42 to 28 or
01:01:09
something like that and I think they.
01:01:10
That'd be a fun game, then. Yeah, I think they cover, so I'm
01:01:13
gonna go Buffalo. Buffalo So I got Texas 6 1/2.
01:01:16
You've got Buffalo 5 1/2. Yeah, both favorite.
01:01:20
We're taking two favorites. Yeah, yeah, all.
01:01:22
Right. The money down, Put it down now,
01:01:24
everybody. But don't bitch at us, but don't
01:01:28
bitch up and we'll know, since this will be released before,
01:01:34
right? So we hope so anyway.
01:01:39
Yeah, yeah. The the the last episode we did
01:01:41
with our pilot took a little while, so I apologize for that.
01:01:45
But it was such good content. I wanted to make sure we gave
01:01:48
you the best real quick before we end.
01:01:51
Let's do awareness, awareness of self-awareness.
01:01:54
Did you have one or is it just me tonight?
01:01:57
I had one, but it may not be as fun as yours, so I'm gonna see
01:01:59
what yours is. Well, we don't want to end with
01:02:01
the bad one. Just roll yours out.
01:02:04
We'll save mine for the next show.
01:02:06
OK? This is another driving one.
01:02:08
You know, I think we could just do a whole show about bad
01:02:10
driving, but this happened this last weekend.
01:02:13
I was actually driving, my dad was driving.
01:02:14
So, you know, my dad's a great driver for his age, but.
01:02:19
For his age. For his age.
01:02:20
But overall it's still he's he's heavy on the on the brake.
01:02:24
You know what I. Mean.
01:02:25
Oh yeah, yeah. Heavy on the brake.
01:02:26
And you're always wondering if he just happens to be, if he's
01:02:29
looking the other, you know, what's he, what's he thinking
01:02:31
about right now? Is he looking?
01:02:33
That's my head going through that windshield, right?
01:02:36
And so what's funny is that my stepmom, his wife will, she
01:02:41
would come on and talk just about how?
01:02:43
How? She's not a fan of his job.
01:02:46
Well, just how that brake foot she's just, But we were headed
01:02:52
to actually watch a football game.
01:02:55
So as we approach the stadium, it was a win by my Texas A and
01:03:02
we're approaching the stadium and it's where the Cowboys play.
01:03:05
And so it gets a little crowded towards game time and everybody
01:03:10
exiting 1 highway to get onto another highway.
01:03:13
So say you're going South and you're going to go back West
01:03:17
towards the stadium and you exit on a ramp.
01:03:20
Well, it's a single lane exit ramp, so it's going to stack up
01:03:23
on the right hand side. Tell me how infuriated it makes
01:03:28
you when you get in that line and you're waiting and all of
01:03:32
these cars go all the way up to the front and they just jump,
01:03:36
right? In and people fucking let him do
01:03:39
it. Or they're not paying attention
01:03:41
or they're not paying attention. We sat in that line for 20
01:03:44
minutes and and people, we just saw him jump in, jump in, jump
01:03:49
in. And I was and my dad goes, I
01:03:51
think I'm just going to go do that.
01:03:52
I'm like, no, no, I was like don't be that guy cuz I will
01:03:54
talk about you on our selfawareness segment.
01:03:59
And so I just imagine that though you see the line, you
01:04:03
know it's there, I get it, I get it every once in a while there
01:04:07
may be somebody who kind of gets oh all of a sudden but but don't
01:04:12
go up to the front like that. People have been waiting and and
01:04:15
everybody's trying to get to the game and you're going to go and
01:04:17
cut off. My my dad was funny.
01:04:20
He goes he just cut off 20 minutes of his of his commute
01:04:22
just by cutting in front of everybody.
01:04:24
Asshole. And I was like yeah and you know
01:04:27
but if everybody did that, it'd be don't do that And it and it
01:04:32
happens a lot. While there are some common
01:04:34
places here in our city that back up that every day at rush
01:04:38
hour. You know they kind of have that
01:04:39
that they need to change the the exit lane and there's one close
01:04:43
to downtown and whatever and people know that but they still
01:04:46
go up there sit up there to put on their blinker.
01:04:50
Well then guess what happens now?
01:04:52
That whole lane is taken and everybody has to slam their
01:04:54
brakes on that. And I think we talked about it
01:04:56
the other way. When they're trying to turn left
01:04:57
and they it's the same thing. If if you're stacked up over
01:05:00
here and then you decide to stop and hit your blinker in the
01:05:03
front of the line and wait, now there's now it's down to one
01:05:07
lane and then people are then jumping into that left lane to
01:05:10
try and avoid slamming into that car.
01:05:13
It just go past it, reroute, come back, do your thing.
01:05:19
You fucked up. Everybody's been waiting.
01:05:22
Show some respect. Is that a good?
01:05:23
I mean, that's a good one. That's a good one.
01:05:25
That's legit, right? Yeah, because I've I've done it
01:05:27
before where I've tried to get over last minute.
01:05:29
I'm like, oh shit. And usually what I'll do is I'll
01:05:32
drive very slowly to where I'm not stopped, put my blinker on
01:05:35
and just hopefully somebody will be let me in knowing that I
01:05:38
fucked up. And then if I have to, I just
01:05:40
keep going straight and get back well.
01:05:41
And the problem is, is that there are people in that
01:05:44
situation that that actually it is a mistake.
01:05:46
Yeah, Dang. And I missed.
01:05:48
It very few and far between though.
01:05:50
But there are people where it's like there's a there's a
01:05:52
mission, you see? Exactly.
01:05:54
They they speed right up and then, you know, it's like they
01:05:57
know what to do. Yeah.
01:05:58
And it's just. And then some people like,
01:05:59
whatever, Yeah, if everybody would just let everybody in,
01:06:02
well, not in this case. Fuck them.
01:06:04
You know, I let people in. In other cases, I'm a very
01:06:07
courteous driver. I think if we all work together
01:06:09
it wouldn't be a lot easier, but not in this situation.
01:06:12
That's what makes me mad. And I'm sure y'all were early
01:06:13
enough. It wasn't like the game was
01:06:15
about to start, so it wasn't it. We wanted to get there.
01:06:20
We wanted to get there because we were just just about what we
01:06:22
wanted to be right. But we didn't anticipate, it
01:06:25
didn't show up on the on the map that this was going to be a big
01:06:29
jam. And it all, it all worked out.
01:06:33
I mean we got there, it was fine, no worries.
01:06:36
It was just like it's one of the IT just reminded me of that so.
01:06:39
You got there. You got the win that made it
01:06:42
better. On the way home, I was like,
01:06:43
hey, jump on in. Jump right in.
01:06:45
Yeah. Arkansas.
01:06:46
You have a you have a Arkansas sticker on your truck.
01:06:50
Show on in. Yeah.
01:06:51
We'll be courteous. I'll take the win.
01:06:52
You, you can go ahead and come front.
01:06:53
Yeah. Asshole.
01:06:55
Yeah, yeah. It was a fun game.
01:06:57
It's always fun when you you have a neutral sight and half
01:07:01
and half. I mean literally half and half.
01:07:02
Yeah, they split you up for the most part.
01:07:04
And. I bet that was a fun game
01:07:07
though. Yeah, it's fun.
01:07:07
It's always, you know, they do. They've done it at Cowboys
01:07:10
Stadium for 13 years now or something like that.
01:07:13
We're 12 and one against him in those thirteen years.
01:07:15
So really. So I think I was at the 120.
01:07:18
Yeah, you were at the one, weren't you?
01:07:21
That's pretty funny. I don't don't yeah, you're not
01:07:23
allowed to come back but. But I think they're they're
01:07:26
taking that the game away because a realignment issues and
01:07:30
college football and all that. But did you have one?
01:07:32
Do you want to do 1 real quick? Are you gonna save it?
01:07:34
I think I'll save it. Are you sure?
01:07:37
Cuz now that now our listeners, I always say listeners, our
01:07:41
listeners slash viewers, so. I like to drive and so you like
01:07:47
to drive. So when we're going to an event,
01:07:50
we're going on a road trip, anything like that.
01:07:52
I'm the same way I wanna be, I wanna be the.
01:07:55
So, and I guess it's an assumption and maybe I shouldn't
01:07:59
assume shit. But if you have friends that
01:08:03
come with you, okay and you're driving your vehicle, okay.
01:08:08
Shouldn't the friends assume that they're going to be helping
01:08:10
out for gas, they're going to be helping out for parking, they're
01:08:13
going to be helping out for little stuff like that, right?
01:08:16
Yeah, that's. Yeah.
01:08:18
So when you have those friends that you go on those Rd. trips
01:08:21
with and you jump out and say, okay, I'm going to get gas, all
01:08:25
right, I'm going to run and grab some food, whatever.
01:08:28
All right, you pump, because I've never asked.
01:08:30
Have I not paid you enough over the years?
01:08:32
I've never even driven. Well, no, I'm not joking.
01:08:34
I've never asked for that. You know, it's something that I
01:08:36
assume, OK, if you're going to throw it in, cool.
01:08:39
If you're not, all right. Or at least offer offer to pay
01:08:43
for something. When you get there, just
01:08:45
something gesture you. You get to parking and you look
01:08:47
over. Yeah, yeah.
01:08:49
And they don't even act like they're going out to the wallet.
01:08:51
And then you pay for parking. It's like it's about the
01:08:53
gesture. My dad, I I won't, I won't talk
01:08:58
about specifics, but my dad has a real problem because he's
01:09:02
generous in a lot of ways when it comes to inviting people to
01:09:06
games, and he's got a lot of connections and so some sweets
01:09:10
and things like that. And that's his mindset is, you
01:09:14
know, I'm bringing you to these events.
01:09:17
And I've witnessed both sides of it with him.
01:09:23
I've seen people that just assume that he's just going to
01:09:26
do it all, and even though it doesn't hurt him at all, right,
01:09:32
he's the gesture is on the point.
01:09:34
Yeah, at least show gesture. Even if he says no, it's okay.
01:09:37
Yeah, at least go for the wallet.
01:09:39
And it just shows the maturity. It shows the type of person you
01:09:42
are, even if it's just the smallest of gestures.
01:09:44
I mean, you know, there are times when I can't make a large
01:09:48
gesture but anything but. But I'm that way.
01:09:52
I mean, for me, it's not even the the gas thing.
01:09:56
If I offered, if I say I'll drive, guys, OK, fine, that's on
01:09:59
my gas. But if we go somewhere and
01:10:01
there's a parking, I mean, I can't tell you how many times
01:10:03
people you know are fighting to give me the parking, right?
01:10:06
And it's like, you know, And then oftentimes I go, I got it
01:10:10
right. But if they don't do it, I'm
01:10:11
just like. Motherfucker.
01:10:14
So it's just about again, it's this common kind of you were
01:10:18
willing to spend your money, drive your car, let's take care
01:10:23
of you. Yeah.
01:10:24
Look, it's about self-awareness, Trey.
01:10:26
Like even back in the day we used to go to the strip clubs
01:10:29
way too many times and we friends of mine and I only went
01:10:36
a few times, so I'm just gonna verify that.
01:10:39
And what was cool is I don't drink.
01:10:41
But you know, we'd come in and you know, one person is like,
01:10:44
hey, I got the first round, hey, I got the next round.
01:10:47
And then I would be like, you know what?
01:10:49
I don't drink. But hey, I've got this round and
01:10:51
I jumped in and bought rounds for everybody too.
01:10:54
There was the one guy that we always kept going and he never,
01:10:58
he never jumped in. I wonder if I know who.
01:11:00
He is. You know who he is?
01:11:01
I'm sure I do, but it's just something that again, it's just,
01:11:06
I get it. If you haven't learned yet,
01:11:07
you're 19 and it's just kind of, you know what I mean, But when
01:11:10
you as you grow. But did you see everybody else
01:11:12
doing it? You just automatically jump in
01:11:14
and do it. And it's not like he didn't have
01:11:17
the money, OK? You know that plays into that's.
01:11:20
Awesome. That play into it.
01:11:20
That can get awkward. So but it's not like he doesn't
01:11:23
have the money and it's not it's you know and it was like four of
01:11:26
us. So it's not like you're buying
01:11:27
beers for 10 people, you know? Especially at a strip club at
01:11:30
like. 10 bucks a piece. Yeah, so if you had eight people
01:11:33
drinking single malt Scotch. Yeah, then it adds up pretty
01:11:36
quick at $22.00 a pop. Yeah, then then sure.
01:11:40
But two, you know, 299 Coors lights for.
01:11:45
If that, like dollar fifty maybe.
01:11:47
You know, dollar 50 loads 90 lights, you know, with four of
01:11:51
you. So yeah, it's an 8, it's an $8
01:11:53
tab. And he's like, here we go, I go
01:11:56
to the bathroom, right? But yeah, same thing is like a
01:11:59
lot of times I'm like, you know what?
01:12:00
Don't worry about it, you know, And but you, you go on a long
01:12:03
trip and they don't offer to pay for gas.
01:12:06
It's like, you know, even say, hey, let me get this.
01:12:09
And so, yeah, well, real fast and then we definitely need to
01:12:11
wrap it up. But on this topic you and I have
01:12:15
been on we've been on a couple different trips together and we
01:12:18
went on one not too long ago and it and it was it was a really
01:12:25
fun trip and and we went on it with and it was like eight of us
01:12:29
something like that. And it was something where I I
01:12:32
chose to spend maybe a little more on it than than I would
01:12:38
expect other people to to spend because it was that it was about
01:12:45
me if that makes any sense. It was it was a pre wedding
01:12:48
party if you will and and as I mentioned.
01:12:51
We were all turning 40. Yeah, we were all turning 40.
01:12:53
But it was kind of a, I had two bachelor parties and and on this
01:12:58
one I said, you know what? This is a special trip.
01:13:01
This isn't just like a random weekend.
01:13:03
So let's go for, you know, we'll stay here instead of here.
01:13:07
And it wasn't, you know, whatever.
01:13:11
But but it was just the gesture. Knowing that everybody else was
01:13:16
like, whoa, whoa, that's not something I want to do.
01:13:21
People appreciated it. And throughout the weekend here
01:13:26
and there, if you grab me a $6 a pint of beer somewhere when
01:13:33
we're out during lunch or whatever there was, I don't
01:13:36
think one person didn't do that right for the whole weekend.
01:13:39
And that's all it's all it's about.
01:13:40
Did it equal? Did it equal up at all?
01:13:42
No, no. That would take a lot, but it
01:13:46
equaled up in my heart. Wrap this show up.
01:13:51
You've drank too much tonight. Tonight I actually haven't.
01:13:55
And that's what's so funny about it wraps up in my heart.
01:13:58
It wrapped up in my heart. And on that note, we'll move on.
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01:14:49
Sounds good, Sounds good. Later.
01:14:51
All right. Love you guys.
01:15:00
I'll admit that. Fuck up on the air.
01:15:10
You thought we were doing a whole new show.
01:15:11
I. Was like, wait a minute, we're
01:15:12
starting right open. Yeah, I fucked up.
01:15:15
Bye everybody. Later.
01:15:36
You don't have a witty comment, Trey?
01:15:38
No. OK, you're fired.