You read that right—this episode goes completely off the rails.
In this chaotic and hilarious installment of Stay in the Gray, Ryan and Trey dive into:
🧛♀️ A woman stabs her date during sex, convinced she’s in the show Homeland… and that he’s a vampire played by Salma Hayek.
⚾ A bizarre shooting at a Chicago White Sox game where fat flaps literally hide the weapon.
🚢 Cruise Ship Abortions — Yes, that’s a thing. And we break down what’s happening on international waters.
🎯 A tribute to Bob Barker, plus some facts that are scarier than most horror films (hint: it involves fleas and human meat).
🛒 And in our Awareness of Self-Awareness segment: what’s still going wrong in grocery checkout lines?
📌 Chapters (Condensed):
00:42 – Female Listener Shoutout
03:32 – Woman Stabs Date Believing He’s a Vampire
10:07 – Shooting at White Sox Game Involving Fat Folds
16:50 – Cruise Ship Abortions Discussion
28:15 – Tribute to Bob Barker
30:28 – Scary Facts: Fleas & Human Bacon
43:25 – Awareness: Checkout Line Etiquette
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I am very excited to make an announcement.
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I didn't even say hi to you. How are you?
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I'm good, Sir. I'm playing up with our Stand
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the Great pin right now. I've got one of those myself.
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Yeah. And we should just kind of
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pretend that people can see these.
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We have so many of these pins, so if anybody wants them, just
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let us know. Social media, e-mail, all the
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ways that you can get a hold of somebody.
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A text message, text message. If you know our numbers, if you
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we don't have to change them. Trey, because we don't want to
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get too too popular. I want to go ahead and let you
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know, and some of you may know and some of you may not not give
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a shit, but we have officially switched over to Spotify.
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We did, yes. Nice for our host.
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So we, we left our old host. We won't say their names, but we
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were accused of some things by this company, by this host and
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we talked a little bit about it on the shows.
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But that combined with a few other things, I'd just like you
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know what right I mean. Was it false?
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It was false. It was like super false and want
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to. Make sure.
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And so we switched. And Spotify has some different
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analytics. And so one of the first things
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that I've learned about our show Trey, this shouldn't.
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What's that? This.
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This should excite you. I'm excited already.
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We have 76% female listeners with Spotify only.
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I don't know about the rest, but through Spotify.
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Saw the women are listening through Spotify.
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Women are listening at least through Spotify.
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I don't know, you might be 90% men on the rest, but it's 76%.
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Wow. So you know, if anybody needs to
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learn men out there to talk how to talk to the ladies,
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Apparently the boys that stay in the great know how to do that.
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You know how to do something. So yeah, or they're listening,
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going, you got to hear these. It's probably the latter.
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He's probably the I just thought that was pretty funny.
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So I I was excited about it and I didn't know why.
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And of course my wife tried to earn, earn points.
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She was like, maybe they just saw your new cover art picture
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for every Season 2. And you guys, that's how we
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roll. You guys look good.
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And I was like, maybe that's it. They don't even care what we
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say. That's not it.
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That's not. Yeah.
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It could be. Well, she got some points
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nonetheless. So my my lovely wife.
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That's absolutely sweet. Means just because she turned
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around and laughed and doesn't mean anything but whatever.
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She's like, I can't believe you just fell for that.
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Yeah, I'm gonna pretend that. So right off the bat, thank you.
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Thank you, women listeners. And keep it up.
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And we love you. How about that?
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And so get this. I'm gonna jump right into the
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stupidity. Jump in.
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There's a college student and I don't even honestly, it doesn't
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even say where she where she went to college.
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It just said student, college student.
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So she was convicted of stabbing her date in the neck.
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Holy shit, so. I'm with this.
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Stay in the Gray pin, though, right?
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Because yeah, these things are made for for love, not violence.
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And ironically, it was, yeah, I'm going to say it.
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I was going to Tarantino this, because this happens to be about
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a Quentin Tarantino movie. But what I meant by that is I
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told you the ending first, which he likes to do a lot.
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He likes to go out of order. If you remember his movies with
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the ending was she stabbed her date.
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The reason she stabbed her date? Apparently she is bipolar
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schizophrenic and she was on hardcore drugs, hallucinogens.
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Oh shit. And he knew all this?
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Well, I mean, you gotta get laid, right?
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I guess so. He probably just like whenever.
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The crazy ones are the best too, so it's all hurt anyway, emailed
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Trey at stay in the Great. Now we're down to 70%.
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Yeah, I know 73% now. Yeah.
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So anyway, so she stabbed her, her date and it was a guy.
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So she said there were two things.
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The first reason she stabbed him was because she felt like she
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was on the show homeland. This woman is an Iranian of
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Iranian descent and she got mad because in 2020 the US
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apparently, and I didn't know this, Dre, maybe we should be
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more up on our our world events, I guess.
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No, We tell people do their own, do their own research.
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But there was some dude over over in Iran who the United
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States assassinated because he was a bad guy, one of their
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leaders. And I think I kind of remember
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this, but. But she said that she still
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hasn't gotten over it. And she felt like she was this
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Iranian character on Homeland, the show.
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Have you seen that show? I haven't.
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I haven't seen that either. But I think it's something about
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this kind of stuff. Heard about it, this kind of
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stuff. Yeah.
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And so she said while she was in the middle of sex, she felt like
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she was on the show and she was basically getting revenge for
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her country. Holy shit.
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That was the first one. Did you already say what did she
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stab him with? She had a knife in her bed.
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She It was like. So she had a knife just laying
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in the bed. Well, she brought it to she
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brought it there because she would this, this wasn't this
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didn't start just during sex like she was.
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She felt like the whole she was in the thing.
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So they weren't doing some kinky buttering of each other or
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anything like that. No, I just said that she.
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Not a butter knife or anything, no.
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God, I think this dude's still alive that she stabbed.
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But I hope so. Yeah, well apparently it says he
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came out of it and he's like, Ouch, Ouch.
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He's like, he's like apparently he felt a quick pain in his
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neck. That might do it.
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But the second reason she stabbed him in the neck was
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because she was thinking about the character of Salma Hayek and
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From Dust From Dusk Till Dawn. And if anybody hasn't seen that,
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there is a very sensual scene with Miss Hayek of this movie
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was what, the 90s, in 90s. And it's typical Tarantino, it
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takes a complete turn and you don't expect that they're in,
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you know, these kidnappers bring these, this family down to
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Tijuana and Mexico and they go into this bar and their tequila
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shots and then the dancers come out and then all of a sudden
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they turn into like blood sucking monster vampires and
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start killing everybody makes sense.
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That's including Salma Hayek's character, right?
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And so there was a scene where she had this snake around her
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and she was in a bikini. And of course I remember that.
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I don't think he even saw the movie.
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But you remember that scene. And so this, this, this woman
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said that in the middle of sex, she started thinking about her
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character and then felt like that vampire was this guy, that
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she was having sex. So she just stabbed him trying
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to kill it. Holy shit.
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So this guy had no chance. First off, he's apparently all
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of the United States for killing the Iranian leader and he's a
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female, a female character on a movie vampire.
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And so that's what she told the police.
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She's like, well, I you know and she said apparently she said it.
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The police captain was like, she said it with a straight face.
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So we didn't know if she was still hallucinating or like
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whatever. Wow.
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I just these ladies and gentlemen, these are the types
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of stories that stay in the great podcast brings you.
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Can you imagine this guy trying to have sex the next time?
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What's going through his head might have been, might have been
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ruined. So what's worse?
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Calling out another man's name or getting stabbed in the neck?
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I mean, probably. I mean, let's be real.
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Getting stabbed. But man, you think so?
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The name thing hurts. For sure.
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Does hurt your feelings? Well, I think it's a bit if it's
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especially if it's a serious relationship, if your wife or
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something, if it's some girl you're just dating for a month,
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like, all right, fine. That means I need to step up my
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game or do what it takes to be called her.
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She called my name out the next guy.
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Gotcha. Yeah, well if she just says like
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herpe and finish her, you're not getting yours is that that
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doesn't count. Wait, what what?
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Sorry. Did you did you hear that a lot
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going through. So I'm going to go with stabbed
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in the neck but that's that story.
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It was. It was just another one of those
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stories. And I and again, I I say this a
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lot during the show. We laugh, but this woman sounds
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like she might really have some issues.
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She needs to be getting help. A lot of help.
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I mean this this isn't something where she stabbed the guy
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because she was completely drunk and like she thought maybe he
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was doing it. Going to hurt her.
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This is legitimately this guy's probably laying there like, this
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is nice. I'm enjoying this.
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And all of a sudden he just stepped because she thought she
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was on home. She thought he was a female
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vampire with. She was Somahaya.
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Beautiful body female body. I'm.
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Trying to figure out how he didn't realize a knife was in
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the bed and or maybe he was doing this stuff too well, I
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don't know that part of the story.
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Trey, do your own research okay. So moving on from that, that
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was, you know we right wing come and I like to give the most
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important news of the day and then that seemed to be it so.
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Well, I've got a little story I don't know if you heard about.
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There was a shooting at the Chicago White Sox game.
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I didn't hear about this. Was this was this like a recent?
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This is recent, yes. With the last few days, I
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believe. Well everybody knows that knows
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Chicago and has a clue about sports and baseball knows that
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the White Sox is kind of in a their stadium is not in the best
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area. South Chicago is is known kind
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of right now for having some issues.
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And so you people that take the, you know the the subway down and
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the trains and the it's just not you don't want to be.
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It's not like you're going to tailgate down.
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There is is one way to put it. But the Cubs on the other hand,
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and that's why a lot of White Sox fans don't like Cubs fans,
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is because they kind of have the arrogant, they're in the nice
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area, they're kind of frat boy type fans and then the South are
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the hardcore fans. So it doesn't surprise me to
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hear there was a shooting there. But that sucks.
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But apparently they're trying to relocate the White Sox, too, so
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I don't from Chicago, or just from.
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Chicago. I think they're talking about
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Nashville. Well, Nashville could use a team
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probably, but I can't. It doesn't surprise me because
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it's just not. No one goes to games.
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The attendance is down because of this, this type of thing, so
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but there's a shoot. Was it like outside the outside
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it? Was in the stadium in the ball.
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The report says that there was two women that were hit.
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How they go ahead? I'll be quiet.
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Said So the report is that one of the women that was hit was
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actually the one that brought the gun into the game.
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OK. All right.
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Which that sounds interesting. I figured these days it would be
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kind of super hard to bring it into the game.
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I mean, well, right? How did she get through with
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the? So the story says that she was
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able to sneak the gun into the stadium inside her belly fat.
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Are you serious? I, citing a source this says
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Sports Mockery, claimed the woman set off the metal detector
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three different times. Three times.
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But the security didn't want to overstep their lounge.
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So the guy's like, the guy's like, I don't know what to do in
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this situation. Where else do we search like
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Okay, empty your pockets. Okay.
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Yeah, Okay. There's nothing in the pockets
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because that maybe yeah maybe a cupcake.
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So okay. So hold on Okay.
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So hold on let's back up. Okay.
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So because seriously fat flaps. Is there any chance that this
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the story mentioned where which fat flaps on her body?
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I didn't see? I'm assuming it's.
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Well, it's got to be like belly okay, belly fat okay, I thought
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it said fat. Flaps, You know, maybe in
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between one titty and the stomach.
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I don't know. Yeah, I bet that gun did.
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You mentioned someone like I don't.
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So does the gun like during cuz? I mean, where did it shoot?
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It's. Warm, right?
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So maybe it's slid out? From underneath there with all
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the sweat and then hit the ground.
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Or hit the ground in discharge? Well, she's claiming that she
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didn't bring a gun into the stadium and that she had nothing
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to do with the gunfire. Well, who's gonna make this
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claim then? Like, who said, you know what?
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You're you're full of shit. It was in your belly.
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Flat I guess There's been a couple different stories, but
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hopefully we'll find out. But I guess what it says is the.
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Chicago Police on Tuesday issued a statement saying that the
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claim the the the woman brought the gun in and suffered a
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self-inflicted wound was not released or confirmed.
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So I guess it's still up in the air, so they're still
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investigating how it happened, but.
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Still fucking hilarious, though. Well, I just.
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Again, I don't know how. I mean, how do you did not?
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You're like, I didn't, man. The metal detector went off
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three times and there's really nowhere left.
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There's nowhere left. And those poor guys don't get
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paid enough to go searching for that fucking guy.
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Well, the guy probably feels bad too.
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He's like, I just really didn't want to oh, he's probably didn't
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want to like, overstep, but he really didn't want to go
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through. That I wouldn't want to go
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through that either. No, no.
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Well, who's the other person that got shot?
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Does it say? It just said another 24 year old
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woman and I guess they were part a group of teachers.
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God are youth. I don't want you this issue in
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South Chicago. So maybe, yeah, maybe she knew
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better, so she that's why she brought the gun in.
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I don't know. He mentioned the friend.
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Like I told you not to put that you're fat in your belly.
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I told you was slide out. Did any of them die it?
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Didn't say no. It didn't say yes.
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Your compassion is. I didn't read that that far into
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the story. After it doesn't matter.
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The belly fat gun. You know, on the last show we
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talked about the Nigerian friends who shot each shot, one
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of them Brody or Bodie, the other one, because the
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bulletproof magic potion was there.
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This is kind of what I felt bad for laughing.
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But then I thought, you know, if you're if you're going to die
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this way, these people are going to laugh.
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And I think this is one of those.
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If she did unfortunately pass away, they chuckle properly when
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hearing the story. Imagine people are going to
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chuckle and they can't be at blame.
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You can't fault people for naturally chuckling the the
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funeral is probably going to be more like a combination.
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How'd she die again? Yeah, yeah.
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Can you quit telling us about her past?
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Oh, man. Anyway, OK.
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I always thought I wouldn't go to a White Sox game for a lot of
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reasons. Yeah, it wasn't because there
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would be a gun smuggled in with belly fat.
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So now every time you see a heavier person, are you going to
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wonder if there at the baseball games, everyone's like, this one
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looks fishy over here, he's kind of stay away.
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Just cuz he's eating a couple chili dogs.
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I mean, he's fishy. This isn't.
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And this isn't fat shaming people.
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This is like protecting yourself.
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This is being aware of what's going on around you.
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You got to be aware. I mean, look, you're trying to
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be nice to a fat person. The next thing you know, you
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shot. Got a gun slide now, man?
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Goes off and now it's terrible. Any larger women that we had out
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of it, 76% is now. Now we're down 7070%.
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If you listen to the last 10 to 15 minutes and you're going to
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listen to the next 10 minutes or however long it is, you're going
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to go. What are these guys on?
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Because I really want to bring this topic up and I think it's
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something. So shift off your These guys are
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idiots or these guys are assholes for and we?
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Got our series and turn on the switch that says there's
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something that's really interesting that Trey saw that
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we were talking about and it made me kind of look it up a
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little bit. And Trey does that.
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He throws out some crazy current events and societal topics we
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like to talk about. And this one Trey as we were
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talking about is cruise ship. Was it cruise ship or just ship?
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Anyway, I think it was cruise, cruise ship, abortions.
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We talked about abortions a little bit with Jess right when
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she was here way back in the day.
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That was a long time ago. We need to have her back on for
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more stories about the ER, but cruise ship abortions, in a
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nutshell, it's simple. I mean, if I want to bring it up
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and, like, give you details, there's a woman named Amy Autry
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and she's a professor at the University of California in San
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Francisco. And you know, they're pretty
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into their pro-choice out there in California.
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But ever since the whole Roe V Wade was overturned, they've
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been, there been certain people that have been kind of
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generating these ideas about how to battle this and how to say,
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hey, we're not going to take this and let's let's beat the
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system if you will. And so one of these is cruise
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ship abortions. And and it's pretty
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self-explanatory. And what it is, is once you get
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into international waters, the state mandates now that Roe V
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Wade was given handed over to the states can no longer tell
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you you can't get an abortion on these ships.
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So people like in our home state of Texas can go into the Gulf of
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Mexico, my understanding get on a cruise ship and have an
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abortion. And even though Texas might say
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you're not allowed to, they have no jurisdictions, they have no
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authority. In this case, I'm assuming that
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if you go through the Bible Belt of Louisiana, Mississippi,
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Alabama, all the way into Florida along the Gulf, it's
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probably pretty similar for those states who are all and
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they're all out from from what you brought to my attention,
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they're kind of out. They're kind of outraged like we
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can't allow this. I don't know if they have
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anything to say here and I'll let I'll let you you lead that.
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But so that's what's going on is that it's a it's a it's a profit
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and a project called prowess and it stands for protecting
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reproductive rights of women endangered by state statutes.
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Goodness that seems like a mouthful of stuff.
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But but so they're calling them floating clinics and they're
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just basically saying I'm trying to remember the the lady that
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that started the first one was they called it Women on Waves.
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And the idea which was really intriguing to me with the first
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idea was that's wow, that's that's wow.
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No, no, you're right. That's a pretty cool that's
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yeah. I don't know if they plan that
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or. But the first, the first idea
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was for these women to start a boat clinic, floating clinic on
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the Mississippi River. And their idea was because there
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are a lot of boats that go up and down the Mississippi that
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gambling is legal on, even though the state surrounding
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right there that the coastline is not.
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You could go on the coastline as soon as you go into it's illegal
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but for some reason these ships get these ships these you know,
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these little boats river boats get they can gamble.
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So they're going well, hey, well then maybe that's the same kind
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of deal and we can do you know up and down the Mississippi
00:20:58
River. You can have a abortion clinics
00:21:01
on the water which I get the pro-choice thing and we'll get
00:21:05
into this. But I I just, I don't feel like
00:21:07
it's I feel like we're going crazy here a little bit.
00:21:12
Just the idea that you can go to the Mississippi and be like look
00:21:15
at all these floating abortion clinics.
00:21:18
So that's that's kind of the setup and that's what's going
00:21:20
on. Texas is pissed and that's what
00:21:23
we saw. That's what you saw.
00:21:24
I guess why is Texas pissed that like, well, it's just the Gulf.
00:21:28
So I think it's close by and they're saying, hey, I imagine
00:21:31
people from Houston and Galveston and all these people
00:21:34
going into these ports and they're just, I don't know if
00:21:36
they're like dinging out or if they're in like a jet Ski.
00:21:40
They like, is there, is there like a little Jet Ski, little
00:21:43
jet, yeah, out there. I'm going to get an abortion.
00:21:47
That was wrong. But like the water taxis, they
00:21:50
bring the coast to the ship and Texas is saying that, that it
00:21:55
bothers them for some reason because they're going these are
00:21:57
our, these are our people and it's illegal here and they're
00:22:01
basically it's because they found that they found the.
00:22:03
Loophole. The loophole.
00:22:05
So that's the set up here and I just, I don't know what to think
00:22:08
about it. What do you think?
00:22:10
I mean, I think if it's safe, then who cares, you know?
00:22:15
They're just. They're trying to find a safe
00:22:17
way to go through a procedure like this.
00:22:19
And if these doctors are credible and they're willing to,
00:22:25
you know, I don't know if they have any, any legal recourse on
00:22:31
them for doing all this. But I mean, as long as they're
00:22:34
being safe, then, well, I can't imagine there's legal recourse
00:22:38
if if it's international waters, you know, and they're, which is
00:22:42
what's interesting to me is because whose laws are you going
00:22:44
by? I know, I know there's some,
00:22:46
there's something for international airspace,
00:22:47
international water and things like that.
00:22:49
But but whose law? I mean, because the feds gave it
00:22:52
back to the States and so the feds don't really have their
00:22:54
law. So that may be something to dig
00:22:57
into just to kind of, you know, but apparently it's legal
00:23:00
because they're doing it. And I think it's just the notion
00:23:04
that it's the principle of the matter for a state like Texas,
00:23:06
they're going okay, obviously we passed this, we believe this way
00:23:10
overall in this state and you're going to go and and do this.
00:23:14
So it's not about, it's not about doing it legally, it's
00:23:17
just about like. I guess I don't understand the
00:23:20
difference in if they jump on a boat or if they go just to a
00:23:24
state. Sure.
00:23:25
And that I think that was a lot of this was that the the IT was
00:23:30
to a point to where most of the southern states are going to be
00:23:33
no longer performing performing abortions.
00:23:38
And and so in order to go to get one, you're going to have to go
00:23:42
a really long way versus now you go to the coast of the Gulf in
00:23:47
one of these States and you shoot out to one of these these
00:23:49
boats that are a couple miles offshore soon as international
00:23:53
water start. And and it's a lot easier to get
00:23:56
there than it is to go all the way to wherever.
00:23:59
There's certain distance. We're international, Yeah.
00:24:01
And I don't know exactly what that is.
00:24:02
OK. There's definitely and I don't
00:24:03
think it's that far. As well say, I'm just curious if
00:24:06
they're they're going down the shore with the windows open and
00:24:09
you know, showing people that all these abortions are being
00:24:11
done right in front of their face, stuff like I know, like
00:24:14
taunting them and stuff. Throwing it, Yeah, like another
00:24:16
one down, you know. They throw it onto the Oh no.
00:24:22
No, that was way too much, sorry.
00:24:26
And now we're down to 65%. Oh man, but.
00:24:32
In all seriousness, no, we I know.
00:24:35
They're safe. And I know what you mean.
00:24:37
Obviously if they're close enough to to kind of be you
00:24:40
know, the people in these states that in my opinion are probably
00:24:44
majority pro-life are standing there just like looking out, you
00:24:49
know how I can't believe this is happening right right under our
00:24:53
nose and they. Can't do shit about it.
00:24:56
They can't do anything about it. I think that's probably what it
00:24:58
is, especially from a government level.
00:25:00
They're getting we can't do anything about this even though
00:25:02
we just passed this. So it's interesting and and we
00:25:07
brought it up and I just was kind of like looking at it
00:25:10
going, is it too much? I mean are people going crazy?
00:25:14
But again, not my body. I mean you know I can have my
00:25:20
opinion about certain things whether it comes to a late term
00:25:22
whether I mean the whole abortion topic.
00:25:25
We could talk about every show and and have new material.
00:25:28
This one was definitely new. I I hadn't really thought about
00:25:31
that. It makes sense.
00:25:34
The Mississippi River one would be would be more that would be
00:25:38
interesting to me to see how they, how they work that out
00:25:40
because it's, I mean it's right there.
00:25:42
So side note, obviously they do the gambling now they do
00:25:45
abortions. When are they going to do like
00:25:47
legalized prostitution or do they already have that on these
00:25:52
ships and that's what leads to the abortions?
00:25:55
Legalized prostitution? I don't know if they have, but
00:25:58
I'm sure there's. Well, it's on international
00:26:00
water. So is that it's true.
00:26:02
It's true. We should take it, take a stay
00:26:06
in the great podcast trip and check it out to see.
00:26:09
I mean, I, you know. Just to verify, just to verify,
00:26:12
I mean I would send you in the in the battleground just I can.
00:26:16
Borrow a couple of dollars? Yeah.
00:26:19
We'll send you. Yes, I'll send you.
00:26:20
I promise. I'll send you the best I can
00:26:22
find. You know, that's a good point.
00:26:26
And the whole prostitution thing is a whole another topic.
00:26:28
I mean, I still don't see why you.
00:26:32
We can tell a woman, hey, yeah, you can't have sex for money
00:26:35
like or. I don't.
00:26:36
I don't. That's the woman's choice.
00:26:38
I want to start doing that. Yeah.
00:26:40
We're gonna be a male gigolo. Yeah.
00:26:43
I think you could do pretty good.
00:26:44
Yeah. Was it was it Rob Schneider?
00:26:47
If Rob Schneider can do it, I mean, why not?
00:26:49
I love Rob, so I'm just giving it.
00:26:52
Obviously he did the movie because it was funny that he
00:26:54
would be a male gigolo. So again, it's But it's Some
00:27:00
people really like sex that much.
00:27:02
Which is, we should say, that topic, though we'll say
00:27:04
prostitution, but that's interesting.
00:27:06
I just in the boat. In the boat.
00:27:09
Abortions. Gambling, apparently.
00:27:12
You got to see anything goes well off looking at that.
00:27:16
That's good. What order would they be in?
00:27:18
Like, there's got to be a boat with cocaine on it, yeah.
00:27:23
So yeah, we've got legalized prostitute, drug, drug usage,
00:27:28
cocaine, gambling, right. Abortions.
00:27:31
Yeah, and what else? I mean, there could be tons of
00:27:33
things on these boats, man. Anyway, I'm telling you, Field
00:27:36
trip for the show. For the show.
00:27:39
For the show, man, that it could be.
00:27:42
It had been like a hangover scenario like in the movie, like
00:27:44
we just who knows what's gonna happen next?
00:27:47
Terrible. Of course it will go there and
00:27:49
we'll end up going to like Chili's and the Chili's to go on
00:27:52
the boat. Like, what was that movie?
00:27:56
Paul pass. Hall Pass.
00:27:57
Yes, they're gonna go party and they end up at the Applebee's.
00:28:00
Applebee's. We're gonna talk a big game, but
00:28:04
we're just gonna basically hang back, watch a movie.
00:28:06
It won't be, by the way. We'll watch something funny.
00:28:12
Maybe Gilmore or something. Did you Maybe we should give a
00:28:16
quick tribute to Bob Barker. Yeah, yeah, Bob died.
00:28:20
And all the jokes are pretty funny.
00:28:22
They're you know 99, he, he came just as close.
00:28:25
Son of a bitch to to getting without going over that.
00:28:30
Price is wrong. Yeah.
00:28:31
And so they did a they showed a clip where I didn't realize they
00:28:34
did this, but Adam Sandler did a follow up with Bob Barker to
00:28:37
that fight scene. Oh, did he?
00:28:38
And they did it for some show because people are laughing, the
00:28:40
studio audience laughing. But it was great.
00:28:42
I mean, it was like Paul Barker was on his deathbed and of
00:28:46
course now it's ironic. But back whenever they did it a
00:28:48
couple years ago, it was funny. And Adam Sandler walks and he's
00:28:51
still in his Bruins jersey, just like Happy Gilmore.
00:28:54
And he's and they they just take it way too far.
00:28:58
And like all the medical equipment Adam Sandler's using
00:29:01
to beat him down and they're beat.
00:29:02
It's just particularly so funny. So then I saw that and and maybe
00:29:09
we give, I mean I loved prices, right?
00:29:11
Did you like prices right? Did you ever watch it?
00:29:13
I mean, watch it. Yeah.
00:29:15
I don't know. I guess I remember back when the
00:29:17
models were on there. The models, of course, that's
00:29:19
some of the pictures they showed of him were him with all those
00:29:22
models back in the 70s. And he had the, like this
00:29:25
turtleneck in the jacket. And he, I just remember watching
00:29:30
that with my grandma when I was home from school or something.
00:29:33
You know, it was always on at 10 in the morning.
00:29:35
Well, as a kid growing up, you're not ever home at 10 in
00:29:37
the morning. And if you were, your parents
00:29:40
weren't putting on prices right for you, right.
00:29:43
But eventually you. I've always found my way to it.
00:29:45
I don't know how grandmother or whatever.
00:29:47
So rest in peace, Bob. You've had a hell of a life.
00:29:50
Hell yeah. Good job.
00:29:52
A little narrow ass microphone he had.
00:29:56
Yeah, yeah, I know. What was that all about?
00:29:58
That I always wondered about that.
00:29:59
I was like. Super fucking narrow.
00:30:00
And he just held it was. I don't know.
00:30:02
That was the only thing I didn't like.
00:30:03
I always wanted to spin that wheel though.
00:30:04
Yes, Yeah. I was always worried though,
00:30:07
that somebody would spin it and then fall over it, and then the
00:30:09
little things just sit him in the head afterwards, like the
00:30:11
little old ladies. Yes, of course.
00:30:13
It's going like one mile. And barely moves.
00:30:15
It goes spinning again. It goes like 3 spaces.
00:30:19
Give it another talk. We could have guessed what you
00:30:21
were going to get. That's funny.
00:30:24
Anyway, good show. All right, how about some
00:30:28
science facts? What are we going to do tonight?
00:30:30
Which types? Which type of science facts are
00:30:32
we going to do? So these are science facts that
00:30:35
are scarier than any horror movie.
00:30:38
OK, we did some of these last show, but I there were a bunch
00:30:42
of them, so I'm excited to hear more.
00:30:44
Yeah. So.
00:30:48
Since I know how much you enjoy bugs, oh God, can we not do OK?
00:30:51
So by the way, I'm going to say it, I'm not, I'm not going to
00:30:55
throw under the bus with any details with my sister.
00:30:58
I've talked about her before. My sister let me know how
00:31:01
disgusting that Roach story was. Did she like it that we anybody
00:31:05
that didn't listen, we did a Roach story about a competition
00:31:07
of Roach eating competition and to to win a fucking snake.
00:31:12
It wouldn't even like you were winning money.
00:31:14
It was like you get a Python or some shit and these people in
00:31:17
Florida go to Florida, we're eating roaches and it was just
00:31:22
as she and I have. We grew up with this just hatred
00:31:25
being in Dallas and she said I needed to let you know that.
00:31:29
So you're going to you're going to throw some bugs at me again,
00:31:31
aren't you? Some more bugs.
00:31:32
So God. This is this is a fact about
00:31:36
fleas, so not as bad. But no.
00:31:39
So fleas actually move faster than the International Space
00:31:43
Station, it says. Well, how fast is the
00:31:47
International Space Station go? I don't even know.
00:31:50
Didn't they just sit there? So it says.
00:31:52
You might not realize, but fleas are outrageously Fast said, that
00:31:58
the animal planets highlights the abilities of a flea in the
00:32:03
most extreme. In fact, fleas jump up to three
00:32:06
inches in just a millisecond. So not only is that amazing in
00:32:12
comparison to a flea's body size, but acceleration like that
00:32:15
is what's truly out of this world.
00:32:18
Acceleration like that is nearly impossible.
00:32:20
We often measure this in terms of g's, or a force of gravity.
00:32:24
Says the space shuttle has a maximum acceleration of around 5
00:32:28
g's, or about five times the force of gravity.
00:32:34
And so we go down a little bit further.
00:32:36
It says that if you look closely at a jumping fleet, it can jump
00:32:41
as high as three inches under a millisecond.
00:32:44
When this happens, it can experience up to 100 g's of
00:32:48
acceleration. Geez, Gee, I so I feel like I've
00:32:54
seen. I don't mean to interrupt, I
00:32:55
feel like I've seen pictures or something of these things when
00:32:59
they they show them jumping and they're pretty intense.
00:33:01
But I didn't know this. I guess I'm being idiot.
00:33:04
The space station, obviously when you're up in space, it's
00:33:06
going super fat. And anyway, I, I it's not like
00:33:09
I'm like, I thought it was sitting still in space, but now
00:33:11
it's making sense that you're talking about force.
00:33:13
Yes. OK, go ahead.
00:33:14
So that says the secret in this is in their anatomy of the flea
00:33:19
said they also have stretchy almost rubber like sorry this is
00:33:23
blocking it. I have stretchy rubber like
00:33:26
protein. On their bodies.
00:33:28
That aids them in the movement. So they use this protein to
00:33:30
store energy, rapidly release energy.
00:33:33
So the tiny little bug can actually achieve 20 times the
00:33:36
acceleration of a space shuttle when it jumps live.
00:33:39
How the you're talking about things that are like you will
00:33:42
see the microscope too small. Yeah, yeah, that's weird that
00:33:48
they why them though. Like, why fleas over anything
00:33:51
else? I don't know.
00:33:52
That sucks. We need to figure that out.
00:33:53
Yeah, a. Little suit like that.
00:33:56
We have like a close up over there.
00:33:58
No, thank goodness there's no pictures of it.
00:34:00
Well, did you know the fastest insect is?
00:34:02
Do you know what that is? I learned recently.
00:34:05
No. The dragonfly.
00:34:09
Okay, I got excited. Hit the dragonfly.
00:34:11
The dragonfly. You go out.
00:34:13
I'm working in the pool. I'm scooping leaves and these
00:34:16
things are flying around. And I learned that they are
00:34:19
literally the fastest insect in the world.
00:34:21
Yeah, and so now I'm watching these assholes and I'm like,
00:34:26
man, you're fast, dude, way to go.
00:34:28
So this next one, I'm not sure how this is.
00:34:32
I left on my my dragonfly fact was so boring.
00:34:35
You're like, All right, let's move on.
00:34:36
Thanks. Thanks.
00:34:38
Next one. I don't know this one.
00:34:39
Now this is weird. What did we say?
00:34:44
Scarier than any horror movie. Yeah, I don't know how the flea
00:34:46
thing was scarier than horror movie.
00:34:48
Unless those fleas are like. This one hit home to me.
00:34:51
OK, let's do it. Let's do one.
00:34:54
Do you think I'm higher than average scale of confident?
00:34:59
Would you say sometimes that's a good question?
00:35:02
That's a very deep question, Tray.
00:35:04
You could sit here for a while and do a whole show on your
00:35:07
personality. No.
00:35:08
I think sometimes you are for sure some other things you might
00:35:11
not be but. It says less intelligent people
00:35:16
have a higher than average scale of confidence.
00:35:22
I mean, you have a low confidence.
00:35:24
It says that it was found via the Dunning Kruger effect, that
00:35:30
people are people who are the most confident about a
00:35:33
particular subject tend to be the least knowledgeable on it.
00:35:37
So they always say you know, always say it, and doesn't
00:35:40
matter if you actually know the facts, just sound confident when
00:35:43
you say it. This Freddy Krueger effect.
00:35:46
What was he called? Yeah, we'll go with that.
00:35:51
I like the crew something Kruger effect.
00:35:52
The Dunning Kruger. They're saying that people act
00:35:56
more confident even though they're not less intelligent.
00:35:59
To be the least, knowledgeable said they also found that those
00:36:03
who lacked confidence. And much they know, often tend
00:36:07
to be the most knowledgeable on particular subject.
00:36:10
Well, with that, you know what I think?
00:36:12
Yeah, I don't understand why people that are actually
00:36:14
knowledgeable aren't confident. But I understand the other side
00:36:16
of it. Because those are these
00:36:17
douchebags that are always, like overly confident and they act
00:36:21
like idiots and they act like they know and you know deep down
00:36:24
you're like, he doesn't with it. He's so full of shit.
00:36:27
I've had. I mean, I can tell me look and
00:36:29
maybe I've done it once or twice myself, but but I can't tell
00:36:33
many times I've had a conversation.
00:36:34
I'm like, this guy knows. He's just, it's too obvious.
00:36:38
Yeah, And he doesn't know what he's talking about.
00:36:41
So I I can OK, I feel this one I like.
00:36:44
I like that. Again, I don't know if it's
00:36:46
scarier than a horror movie. So we'll we'll finish with a
00:36:48
good one then. How about that?
00:36:49
Well, these are both good, but it's, the title is misleading.
00:36:52
Yeah, a little bit. Kind of like the woman that you
00:36:55
met up with her pictures. What was that noise?
00:37:02
So anyway, the last one that I would like to bring up.
00:37:05
It says human flesh is apparently something many of us
00:37:09
have tasted before. Now we're talking.
00:37:12
Now we're talking. Says Science, facts like this
00:37:15
will make you keep one eye open at night, so cannibalism is
00:37:18
something most people look at as the last resort.
00:37:21
Yet in some parts of the world, killing and eating humans is not
00:37:24
uncommon. There are some tribes in Africa.
00:37:31
And South America that do this, even today, today I knew they're
00:37:37
obviously back in the day, but today?
00:37:39
But it says man is not first on the menu.
00:37:42
Clearly, while most of us have even eaten, we're gross with
00:37:46
hair and we. Yeah, while most of us have
00:37:48
never eaten human flesh before, we all wonder how how someone
00:37:52
can do it. However, the taste of humans is
00:37:55
something that many of us have tasted before, so this.
00:37:59
And I don't understand why people had this, had I figured
00:38:02
this shit out. But human flesh is said they are
00:38:04
a lot like pork. Oh well, that makes sense.
00:38:07
So yeah, it says. Especially the larger.
00:38:10
The larger I had to. Do it.
00:38:13
I don't think she tasted like the pork.
00:38:14
The pit. Well, pig.
00:38:16
See what I did? Their pig.
00:38:16
And yeah, I got you. It's your dog.
00:38:20
Because it's your dog. We're gonna have to do a like a
00:38:26
booklet of all of our quotes that we do that no one knows
00:38:30
what we're talking about. Watch A Road Trip, ladies and
00:38:34
gentlemen. So I guess my question First
00:38:37
off, before you go any further, is you said men weren't the
00:38:40
ideal. Does that mean that women are?
00:38:44
Well, it said. Or whatever you thought about.
00:38:47
Yeah, what were you? So it says that.
00:38:48
I think it's saying that man in general, the human.
00:38:52
Is not the one that's generally the first on the menu.
00:38:55
So I see, yeah, I see. Okay.
00:38:57
So how do we how do we taste this?
00:39:00
So in fact it's basically it's going into pork, how it tastes
00:39:06
much like flesh from humans. It's referred to as long pork,
00:39:11
like bacon. Yes, and cannibalistic.
00:39:15
So give me your arm, Dre. It says from human is referred
00:39:20
to as long pork in cannibalistic societies.
00:39:23
So we obviously have a lot of close connections to pork as
00:39:26
humans. Pig valves are used to replace
00:39:29
some heart valves. Blah blah blah says that this
00:39:34
often why is why medical students will cut into pork as a
00:39:37
way of practicing cutting into human beings if cavitors are not
00:39:41
available. So this very well could be why
00:39:43
we have similar structure to our meat, blah blah blah.
00:39:46
We should probably be careful when we eat bacon overseas at
00:39:49
this point is kind of what it is.
00:39:51
No way. Seriously.
00:39:52
So it's saying sorry, I got really excited.
00:39:57
I don't know why. It's because this idea that
00:40:00
overseas there's so many other like just lifestyle choices and
00:40:05
like cultural type. Things that are accepted there
00:40:10
that aren't here. And you're telling me that there
00:40:13
could be a slice of bacon that is in fact not pork?
00:40:16
Yeah, that's kind of what you're.
00:40:18
Getting at It's called the long pork, so it could be human, the
00:40:21
long pork. Is what they refer to it.
00:40:27
And of course they're not. We're not going to speculate on
00:40:29
which areas, but that you're saying that.
00:40:33
So they're saying that these places actually might serve
00:40:35
human bacon. There you go.
00:40:39
No way. That is the type of stuff we
00:40:42
give you here on this show. I wanna, I wanna know where I
00:40:47
wanna. I wanna guess.
00:40:48
I know a couple of crazy spots over there.
00:40:51
But I won't. I won't do that.
00:40:52
And stay away from that. We might have a listener there,
00:40:55
that's true. But maybe that if anybody knows
00:40:59
about human bacon, let us know. Yeah, cuz I need to know more.
00:41:05
I don't think we're gonna get that here though.
00:41:07
I hope not. Well, I'm just saying, I'm sure
00:41:10
there's my wife makes bacon tomorrow.
00:41:12
I'm not going to sit there and go.
00:41:13
Is there a chance you hope not? Well, there's always a chance,
00:41:16
but is there a real, you know? Right.
00:41:19
Look at the packaging. Can you imagine?
00:41:22
Deep down in the ingredients, It's like human.
00:41:25
Yeah, and human. .68 point .32% Yeah.
00:41:30
Would you eat it? Probably.
00:41:33
Yeah, Bacon's pretty good. Well, and apparently if humans
00:41:36
taste like pork, I mean, what's what's going on?
00:41:39
I don't know. I mean, we don't want to eat
00:41:42
human the way it's not. We don't want to eat human
00:41:46
because we're human and it just seems cannibalistic and it seems
00:41:51
wrong and it seems inhumane. Yeah, that's a good way to be
00:41:54
like that. And.
00:41:56
But at the same time, I mean, is it that big of a deal if you're
00:41:59
not killing the person for the before it?
00:42:02
If you don't open up the refrigerator, see a severed head
00:42:05
right there? Yeah.
00:42:06
It's not like, well, I'm just I'm looking for this my bacon.
00:42:09
I need to cook it. I just feel like it's I always
00:42:13
you know like you if you've seen the movie Alive Haddock in the
00:42:17
day you really you should check it out.
00:42:19
It's pretty good. It's it's a plane crash back in
00:42:21
the 70s I believe with a football soccer team from South
00:42:30
America somewhere. And so they're flying over the
00:42:31
Andes and something happens. Of course in the 70s that wasn't
00:42:34
that uncommon and and they've been there trap.
00:42:36
I think it ends up being like 40 something days in the snow and
00:42:41
the mountains. So there's a lot of human bacon
00:42:43
and there was might have been raw bacon, but but what they, I
00:42:46
mean they they got to that point and it's kind of known as a
00:42:49
scene where you know Ethan Hawke, if you remember him, he's
00:42:52
he's one of my favorite actors. But he was in it and they did a
00:42:56
scene where they were digging it out and everybody's like a
00:43:00
couple people were completely against it because of religion.
00:43:02
This is whatever. And a couple people were like
00:43:04
fucking give me some food like I'm hungry and it was
00:43:07
interesting and I don't know if I'd eat it.
00:43:09
I don't know. If I was surviving, I'd eat it
00:43:13
anyway. I'd eat you up.
00:43:16
Yeah. Who would?
00:43:17
I say I'd provided a little more meat right now.
00:43:19
Because you've been working out, you've been working out too
00:43:21
much. You've got no meat.
00:43:25
All right, let's do it. Let's do a little bit of quick
00:43:28
awareness of self-awareness and then we'll close it up.
00:43:31
I have one that I think you will appreciate.
00:43:35
I think that you'll say, Ryan, I'm glad that you do this, Ryan,
00:43:43
I'm glad that we're on the same page with this.
00:43:46
And it's another grocery store adventure.
00:43:51
If you're walking up to the checkout line and this isn't
00:43:55
self checkout. Yeah, well, I mean, it could be
00:43:58
self checkout, like I've done this before itself.
00:44:00
But it's mostly when you're walking up and it's it's
00:44:04
somebody that's bagging groceries and checking you out
00:44:07
at the checkout, Okay. So somebody else is doing it for
00:44:11
you. It's not self.
00:44:12
This is a really long way to say it's not self checkout.
00:44:15
You go up and you have a cart. It's old school.
00:44:22
There's a person that's actually ringing you up.
00:44:25
You have a full buggy, if you will, of items.
00:44:29
You're shopping for the week and all of a sudden whoever comes up
00:44:34
behind you and they have 4 things, I know you and I know
00:44:42
you'll do what I do, which is let them go ahead of you.
00:44:47
Four items, 8 items. Whatever it is isn't going to
00:44:51
change your day. It's it's.
00:44:54
But it happens the other way when it's reversed.
00:44:57
I've done it before. I have like 3 items and I'm
00:44:59
getting there and somebody just starts unloading and I swear
00:45:02
they look at me, they're like, sorry, I got all this stuff.
00:45:07
And so it's the people that don't do that, the people that
00:45:10
are in there and somebody comes behind them.
00:45:13
Now if you come up hot on somebody and you're like like
00:45:15
let me go, I can't believe where'd you buy the store, the
00:45:19
whole store, everything in it. I get it.
00:45:21
Then fuck them. But if you're just standing
00:45:23
there and you walk up and you're just like, accepting that, OK,
00:45:26
I've got to wait for this person to empty three weeks of
00:45:28
groceries off. Yeah, and you don't even
00:45:31
consider it like, come on, right?
00:45:33
Here's what frustrates me. I'll run into grab water inside.
00:45:38
I don't know why I get my water from Kroger anyway, so I'll come
00:45:42
with a 40 pack of water and I'm like I'm not grabbing a buggy
00:45:44
for. This.
00:45:45
So I put it on my shoulder. I get up there and I'm waiting.
00:45:47
And then you see that one little old lady that she grabs an item.
00:45:53
Turns it looking for the barcode.
00:45:55
Oh, you're talking about self again?
00:45:57
Two hands scans it. You're you and yourself, Jacket
00:46:00
you. Put it in the bag.
00:46:01
Yeah, these people really upset. You grabs another item, turns
00:46:04
it, finds the thing. That barcode is in the same
00:46:09
fucking place on every piece of item.
00:46:10
Just fucking scan the bottom up and go so she doesn't have a
00:46:13
free pass because she's like a little lady.
00:46:16
Hell no. Grab it.
00:46:18
Scan. Grab it.
00:46:18
Scan. Two hands.
00:46:21
What if she's like 90 and she she can't grab it skin?
00:46:23
Go have some items skin. Fair enough.
00:46:26
Don't go in the cell. Check go in the cell.
00:46:27
You're saying yeah, if you don't know what a fucking computer is,
00:46:30
How many items did she have? Like a lot.
00:46:32
I mean, it was a it was a small basket, but the fact that she
00:46:34
had to literally turn every item with both hands to find the bar
00:46:38
code, then 12 items took 12 minutes.
00:46:41
Yeah, yeah. So I'm holding this fucking 40
00:46:45
pack of bottled water on my shoulder and I'm just like, God
00:46:48
damn it. I just got there just a few
00:46:50
minutes sooner. Yeah, I know there's so many of
00:46:53
those in life though, like 05, you know, usually it's when bad
00:46:57
things happen. I'm like if I had just 30
00:47:01
seconds and and this whole day would be different.
00:47:03
Especially like if you scrape your car on something or you
00:47:07
know, something like that or a tire.
00:47:08
If the tire ever happens, you're going if I had gone a different
00:47:11
way or yes. So those those are the some
00:47:14
other ones, but that one wasn't that exciting.
00:47:17
But I feel like, again, it's one of those things that you know.
00:47:22
Everybody can relate to. If someone does that to me, I
00:47:25
walk out of there going, you know what, people aren't so bad,
00:47:29
and I'm hoping that people do the same thing if I let them do.
00:47:31
In fact, some of the reactions are like shock.
00:47:34
Somebody is letting me do this, and it's like, I want to be like
00:47:38
people don't let you do this anymore.
00:47:41
And so I wanted to bring it to your attention.
00:47:43
Somebody comes behind you and they have a very, very tiny
00:47:46
basket of stuff, and you have a whole freaking thing and kids
00:47:49
and this and that. Let them go.
00:47:51
I mean, unless it's life and death and you've got to get out
00:47:54
of the store in a certain amount of time, do it right.
00:48:00
I feel you. Yeah, Okay.
00:48:01
So we're on the same. I knew you'd be on the same.
00:48:03
So again, not exciting. Whatever.
00:48:06
So all right we'll end it there. I I'm enjoying the video
00:48:11
element. I'm enjoying the our female
00:48:15
listeners if we have any left after tonight's show.
00:48:20
But I think the next time we record a show it may be we may
00:48:26
be into football season right, right right around it pretty
00:48:29
close. NFL College starts in a couple
00:48:31
of days, but NFL is a week from this weekend, so we'll try not
00:48:37
to talk too much about football, but we're excited and.
00:48:41
Fantasy Football Draft this weekend Fantasy draft for the
00:48:43
Stay in the Great Podcast Well, we have a different name, but
00:48:46
I'm now calling it the Stay in the Great Podcast League.
00:48:49
We still have two spots open. Yeah, damn it.
00:48:53
If any. You know what?
00:48:54
I'll consider it. Trey, would you consider it if
00:48:56
any of our listeners right now write us out?
00:48:59
No, right. They write us at at either at
00:49:02
stay in the great podcast.com. Stuff at state.
00:49:05
I'm sorry, that was our website. Address stuff at stay in the
00:49:09
great podcast.com or social media or somewhere and just say,
00:49:13
hey, I need a fantasy league to play in.
00:49:16
We'll we will. We'll at least consider it.
00:49:18
We might interview you. I happen to be the commissioner.
00:49:21
Yeah, we know the commissioner very well.
00:49:24
Sometimes he's kind of a Dick, but overall he's a good man.
00:49:26
Most. The time, yeah and and so we'll
00:49:30
we'll do we have two spots remaining.
00:49:32
We don't, we don't want to lower it by any numbers.
00:49:36
So yeah let us know otherwise we'll go with that 10
00:49:39
personally. But yeah we'll talk about that
00:49:43
one when we we get back. Sounds good.
00:49:46
Sounds good. Have a safe trip, Sir.
00:49:48
Thank you. Yeah, yeah.
00:49:49
It's a quick trip. I hadn't mentioned that, but I'm
00:49:52
going to go on a little bit of a breather.
00:49:54
And but we'll have plenty of videos on all our social media
00:49:59
and TikTok, all those kinds of things.
00:50:01
Yep. We'll try and keep you
00:50:02
entertained while we're gone. While I'm gone.
00:50:05
Yeah. So I'll miss you.
00:50:06
I'll miss you too. All right.
00:50:08
Talk to you guys later. Love you.
00:50:37
I think if we go on one of those abortion cruises we could pick
00:50:39
up some chicks. Oh shit.