This episode of Stay in the Gray might be the weirdest yet—yes, someone had chopsticks in their skull for five months and didn’t know it.
Ryan and Trey also react to American tourists flipping a gondola in Venice, Doritos making an alcoholic drink, and debate the massive pay gap between NCAA coaches Kim Mulkey and John Calipari. Plus, someone got arrested at a Kum & Go gas station, a new "Daddy Trump" chant is trending, and the Kentucky meat shower from 1876 resurfaces in the worst way possible.
🔥 Highlights Include:
A man flashes strangers at a Kum & Go (yes, that’s the real name)
Butthurt Comment of the Week takes a wild turn
Jon Daly chants “Daddy Trump” on stage
Doritos releases a nacho cheese alcoholic drink
Venice gondola flips after dumb tourist decision
Gender pay gap in college basketball: Fair or foul?
Chopsticks found in a man's skull after months of headaches
Joe Biden & Ukraine: what's going on
Serial killer letter + the Kentucky meat shower = nightmare fuel
Awareness Segment: Parking lot creepers, intersection blockers, and emotional hostage-taking in relationships
📌 Chapters (Condensed):
00:00 – Man Arrested at Kum & Go
05:15 – Butthurt Comment of the Week
10:52 – Jon Daly’s “Daddy Trump” Chant
12:28 – Doritos Launches Boozy Nacho Drink
14:52 – Tourists Flip Gondola in Venice
17:42 – NCAA Pay Gap: Kim Mulkey vs. John Calipari
23:20 – Chopsticks Found in Man’s Brain
31:24 – Joe Biden & Ukraine Commentary41:45 – Serial Killer Notes & 1876 Meat Shower
45:04 – Awareness of Self-Awareness: Parking, Moods & More
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What do you what do you point in before Oh.
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Sorry, I have a Scotch in my mouth.
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Hello everybody. And Paul, I figured you could
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handle that on your own. Oh.
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I was waiting for you, so you need to swallow that shit.
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Too many jokes. Yeah.
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Yeah, we're we're better than that, Trey.
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Are we? No, no, sorry about that
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everybody. I.
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I think your hat looks cute tonight.
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Yeah. Thank you.
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Yeah. Well, yeah.
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Trying a little different look tonight.
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And I like it. OK.
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I like it. Thank you.
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So guess what? I'm going to go out on a limb
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and I'm going to tell our listeners that I believe that
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Trey has a funny headline for it.
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I do. I do.
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I do. Guess you know what?
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You know what? We're gonna do this every show.
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So just yeah, I'm not. Stop.
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Stop. Surprising.
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We need. To come in with it and all that
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bullshit just. Do it.
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Just bring it, bring it. OK.
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Tell me. So this this Iowa man, I'm
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surprised it's not Florida but Iowa man arrested which scares
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me but he was masturb arrested for masturbating.
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Sorry, kind of threw. That well, master people can
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figure out where you're going. Where are you going with that?
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He was arrested for masturbating.
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At a gas station that was named Come and Go.
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Have you ever heard of that? How's it spelled?
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Does it spell the K? It can't be spelled like.
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KUMKU and go. What happened to anybody named
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their? I don't.
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I don't get it but. Hey you.
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Is anybody is that local too? Do we have those?
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Why does it Google that? Yeah, once you.
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Do your own. Do your own researcher.
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To find out where they. Come and go and go and go.
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Well, sure, I don't. I mean, I don't blame this guy.
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He saw a sign, he said. Let me get in there and roll.
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So he said, you know, and of course the comments are pretty
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good, here we go said well he came, they should let him go.
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Said man really came, then went to jail.
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Did he go to, did he go to jail? I I don't know.
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We don't know. Of course there was people on
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here saying well that's kind of false advertisement, which I
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agree said he was arrested for loitering because he forgot to
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the go part. He just came.
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When did when did you just comment?
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He just said he just sat there. This was a good one.
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Hopefully you you've known the show it says this latest season
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of Undercover Boss is really getting out of.
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Pain. I I haven't seen it.
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I haven't seen it. You haven't seen?
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Undercover Boss OK, Dang it. It's it's basically where these
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CEOs go undercover at their own companies and they see how
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people are enjoying that work. Anybody that knows that show
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will laugh at that. I hope so.
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Anybody that doesn't is like me. Yeah.
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Go check it out. It's a pretty funny show anyway,
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so yeah, come and go is not for. Right, actually, it's KMUM, not
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cum. Everybody calm down.
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Yeah, quit masturbating me. At the gas stations, gas
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stations, or at least go on the you know what?
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Any gas station. I don't care what it's called
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it, It could be called masturbate right here.
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But you don't need to do it. Just just move on.
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Go home, go home. Privacy or did you jump in the
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car? No.
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Well, I'm sorry. I know that.
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I I know. You know, I I've thwarted like
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all of your masturbation card experiences.
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Yeah, I mean again, I know you try and hit two on the way over
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2 on the way back. Ever since we did a story about
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ever since we did a story about adding years to your life, you
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have masturbated non-stop and I and I should be.
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Damn it. It's weird nobody shakes hands
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with me anymore. And you know what?
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That's probably a good idea. In fact, on the way out tonight,
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we'll chest. We'll chest.
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Bump, chest bump. That's, Yeah.
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Yeah. We'll fist each other.
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We'll we'll look cool. We'll look cool.
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Yeah, we'll look really cool. Holy shit.
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I do enjoy occasionally when we do play golf together Whenever
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you like. One of us makes a big putt and
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I'll walk up to you and I'll be like fist me.
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It never gets old. Everyone's like there's always a
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there's only a chuckle there's always a chuckle always.
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So yeah, I'll fist you later. I.
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Promise. So as promised, this promise we
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are gonna do the butt hurt segment of the week or I'm
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sorry, butthurt comment of the week, butthurt comments since
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the last. I like the butthurt comment.
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I think I came up with that. I think it's did you?
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OK, I'm gonna. Take credit for it if I didn't.
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If you get a ton of positive feedback, I'll take the credit.
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If if people, if people say that's a stupid name, I'll be
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like, well, Trey. Trey came up.
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So there's two tonight, and I I must say there.
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There's two that's worthless 2. OK, I like it.
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And it's interesting. One of them it it's confusing to
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me because I feel like this person commented on it.
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It was a when we started talking about how the gentleman that
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went to Chicago, the migrant OK, was unhappy because the American
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dream which. Is freebies.
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Which is handouts. And it's what he thought it was
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and it wasn't. So he was unhappy.
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I don't know how anybody can come back at us for that.
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It just it it. Well, I mean, or do people
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agree? Unless you're this guy I went to
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Or another market. Yeah, we didn't get any.
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I live there, didn't get any free shit.
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But this guy, he goes, you're stupid.
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OK. Keep talking to your boyfriend.
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Are you seeing somebody else behind my back?
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No. No, I think he was insinuating
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that you and I OK, we're together as lovers.
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Gotcha. And what makes what I question
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is, is if this guy is so upset at is being gay, like if you and
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I were in a real, is that a bad thing?
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I mean, is this guy insinuate? Is he a homophobe?
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I'm gonna play the role of the woke.
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Is he a homophobe for? I mean, he's insinuating that
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this is a bad thing. Right.
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Just because we cuddle, yeah. To make us.
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Boyfriend. Well, but what I'm saying is if
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we. Were a boyfriend, it should be
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OK. With a boyfriend and boyfriend.
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Boyfriend and boyfriend. This shouldn't be a negative.
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And this guy, this guy, this guy, I'm gonna call him out with
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an arrow. So I'm gonna call this guy out.
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Call him out. What's his name?
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It's user VO9ZU3HK6R. Anybody knows his asshole?
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So he's from overseas Elemento. They.
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Yeah, yeah, they like. They like to use letters and
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numbers over there that make no sense.
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And that's that's the point. These people usually hide behind
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those. Does he have a cat picture
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profile? He has nothing.
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It just says the letter F Oh, OK, probably for what we would
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assume. FU right, the second comment
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letter F, the second comment was, it's really funny, Trey,
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because I think it was a mistake because somebody was so ready to
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jump on what we said that they didn't they just didn't look
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into the context. And this was when I this is when
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I put a clip up of us talking about the idea of what if the
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lady that the rag doll, the rag doll and children, if she wanted
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to, if she, if they decided to have an abortion, would that be
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protested? Would that be allowed?
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And there was a woman that got on TikTok and immediately was
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like, any woman that wants an abortion should be allowed to
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have one. I mean, she was just like, like,
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you know, fair enough. And I responded and I was just
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kind of like, and I didn't know how to ward it.
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And I was like did you did you look at the.
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Yeah. Did you look at the listen to
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the content of this or are you so upset and angry that that the
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question that this is even a debate right now in this country
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that you're just like you hear the word abortion and you're
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just like boom, women should do whatever they want.
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Well, after a a six or seven post discussion where I said
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listen to the context, this is an A fucking doll.
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Like a literal doll. Yeah.
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Did she finally listen? She.
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Finally said. I see.
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Oops. Being silly is funny.
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I thought Rag doll abortion was a type of abortion.
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A rag doll abortion. I think she thought it was some
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sort of like underground like. That sounds painful.
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Yeah, right, a rag. Doll.
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So maybe I kind of understand your comments, I don't know.
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But the bottom line is, everybody listen to the whole
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clip. Right.
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We're not always assholes. I'm doing my best to post under
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20 seconds because of the attention span of people these
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days. Listen to the whole thing.
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Don't hear me say this woman wanted a rag doll abortion and
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or or or the rag doll woman wanted an abortion and then like
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freak out. Listen, it's.
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Some weird slang, yeah. It's not slang.
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This is. We're talking about a doll.
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A woman that's married she. Doesn't have a smaller doll
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growing in her uterus. I promise.
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I promise she has the right to take it out if there is.
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How did she get it in In. The first place, if it's in
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there, I support your right to to remove.
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It take her to a hospital, right, and put her in a nice
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soft. Room When it comes to Rag dolls,
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you and I are pro-choice. Pro rag doll, OK?
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Those are the those are the comments that we got that they
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were. That's funny.
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Did you know that John Daly is a Trump supporter?
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Is he? Yeah, and again whether whether
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I, you know, we, whether Trey, myself, whoever supports Donald
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Trump, if anybody supports him, it's not surprising that John
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Daly does and I love John Daly, but he literally said on Tucker
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Carlson, everybody knows Tucker. I don't know who Tucker is.
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Really. That's interesting because
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everybody's gonna go, what? People on the right are gonna
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go. How dare you not know who he is?
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People on the left are gonna go, how dare you know, know what
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this asshole is? John Daly told Tucker.
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The The country needs Daddy Trump back.
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Oh shit. Coming from John Daly, that's
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kind of funny. Though that's what I'm saying.
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Yeah, it's John Daly. I support it.
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And guess what? It's like the top trending
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phrase. That's Daddy Trump, baby.
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That's hilarious. So this man.
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You have a shirt on. And shoes you probably should
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have, but this should probably. This is going to piss off a lot
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of anti Trump people, but just you lighten up.
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It's funny. John Daly, you know, this is the
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guy that, that that smokes a pack around.
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He's a professional golfer. He's made millions playing the
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sport. You know, he after three holes
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you where did he go? And he's over drinking and
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smoking by the tree. He's that guy.
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He he requests a cart when he's his ankle is bothering him
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slightly and you're not supposed to have one on tour.
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He's that guy and he's funny. He's great.
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And I just thought that was. I thought that was great.
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I wanted to share that with you. Daddy Trump, I like it.
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Daddy Trump, do you like Doritos?
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I do the colt. Ranch.
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Oh, OK, that's your favorite. I like the Colt Ranch.
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How do you feel about Nacho Cheese Doritos?
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I mean, they're they're boring. They're boring.
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They're the normal, they're OK. I mean, they're fine.
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That's my favorite first oh. You like the Nacho cheese?
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I'm sorry. If if I was no.
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I take it all back. You don't have, we don't have to
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like the same thing, OK? It would make our it would make
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our relationship. Boring.
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They're boring. Well, let's let's change this
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news story to Cool Ranch and pretend that that this is the
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case. But get this regardless, Doritos
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is set to release Nacho cheese flavored alcoholic drink that
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tastes like the chips. Really, really interesting.
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So sounds disgusting but intriguing.
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You a man who doesn't drink but loves food and and I thought
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might love the Nacho cheese Doritos.
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But you're a cool ranch guy. I like Cool Ranch.
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Imagine if they said Cool Ranch and and they said it's best used
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in margaritas, Bloody Marys and old fashions.
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It's not best taken. So is it a mixture?
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They they're saying not to take shots.
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Oh, you know why? Because it's a fucking taste
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like a chest, a Dorito. And they they made two promises
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and then I'll move on. It's a simple, quick story.
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I just wanted to tell you that Doritos is making alcohol now
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interesting. They promise that it will smell
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and taste like the real thing. That's interesting.
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Well, we might. I might have to try.
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And that it will have the iconic dorito Nacho cheese flavor in
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every sip. I don't know.
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That sounds kind of disgusting, but.
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Can you imagine sitting in the in the boardroom during the
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marketing like the the meeting? Saying we need to make an
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alcoholic beverage that tastes like.
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That or or just saying how do we how do we advertise that?
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That is weird. I haven't seen it.
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Drink some cheese like. Nacho.
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Cheese. Yeah, I haven't seen it yet, so
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we'll keep an eye on it. I.
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Don't know what's worse. I don't know if you've seen in
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the stores they've got ketchup flavored chips now, hot mustard
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flavored chips. I do.
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I do feel like I've seen a lot of weird flavored everything.
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I mean, it's just like, let's just try every combination
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possible. Yeah, But I thought you'd like
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to know that. Check this out.
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Have you been to Venice? I have not yet Oh.
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I want to get there. We'll add that to our world
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tour. Yes, I went.
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I was fortunate enough to go with my lovely wife on our
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honeymoon and we we started there.
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So we were there. And it's the one with the canals
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and all the gondola. You know what a gondola is over
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there. Those ones.
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Little boats. Little boats.
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The guy rows little boats and he rows and it's romantic and he.
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Rubs your shoulders and stuff like that.
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That was the last gondola. Ride.
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He's supposed to be rowing, Trey.
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He was whispering Sweet. Nothing.
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You got a, you got a special. Was that a gondola, right?
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That was an extra, extra €25.00. So.
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So get this. So there's a group of Americans.
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Go figure, right? Always, always that are in this
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gondola. And if anybody knows, the
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gondolas are probably what, like 12 to 15 feet long, at the most
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5 to 6 feet wide. And so everybody was trying to
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get a selfie. OK.
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And the gondola guy? The gondolier, if you will.
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What's that calling the he's gondolier?
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Gondolier. He's the guy that that was
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whispering into your ear. Oh, gotcha.
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OK. He's the one that rose, he said.
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His name was Mike. But Mike, I can't even think of
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it. I was thinking trying to think
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of an Italian. So.
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So this guy is telling them, quit trying to take the selfies,
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this isn't the time and place. Stop it.
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And they're like, Oh no, no, real fast, real fast.
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Will they all move to one side of the boat?
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Oh no. And they they tip the whole
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thing into one of the canals. This guy, the poor Gandolier is
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like, he said he he rushed one of them to the shore and he went
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back for the rest. And they're Fortunately, nobody
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was hurt severely or died. Did they not just stand up?
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But it's. No, the deep, deep canal,
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they're deep. It's deeper than standing.
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But it's just, I'm sitting here just kind of like really like, I
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mean do we really need selfies that badly to where the guy said
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don't do that. And you're like, no, you don't
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know what you're talking about. You don't do this every day, all
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day. I'm sorry if you already told me
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how many people were in the boat.
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It was like 11:50 or something like that.
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I thought those were like more of a romantic 2.
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Seater. I mean like 10.
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No, no, no. They're bigger than that.
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They probably 8 to 10, maybe 10 to 12, something like that.
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Gotcha. It wasn't just two people
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gotcha. It was enough to tip the fucking
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boat over. Terrible when the guy said don't
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do it. So absolutely terrible.
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Go, America, represent in Venice, and tip over the
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gondolas. You idiots.
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Morons. God, I'm gonna go to something a
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little bit serious. Uh.
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Oh. Do you know who Kim Mulkey is?
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Kim Mulkey, She's a head coach of a basketball team.
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OK, great. Do you know who's won?
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Oh shit. Well, they won the national
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championship for the women. Tennessee LSULSU.
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That's a good guess, 'cause Tennessee's always up there
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shows UConn. LSU just won and the and the
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name of their coach is Kim Mulkey.
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Do you know John Calipari? Is he is at Kentucky?
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Kentucky correct. He's for the men's basketball
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team. They're both.
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For this game, what's the next one did?
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You know that they both signed an extension and a contract
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within a day or two of each other.
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For their schools for this, for. For, you know, because LSU's
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done well and obviously Kentucky continues to do well.
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Kim Mulkey's contract is 10 years, $32 million.
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Nice. Pretty good for women's
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basketball. Pretty good for me, I take.
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John Yeah, John Calipari signed a 10 year deal, same length of
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time but for $86 million. Nice.
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And everybody's freaking out because there's a $54 million
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difference in their contracts. What do you think about that
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initially when I tell you that? Freaking out, I mean, well,
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they're. Freaking out.
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They're saying why? Why she She's won a national
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championship. She's got him on the whatever
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show. Her winning percentage is even
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better. But I mean, it's all about the
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money. I mean, which one brings in more
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money? I'm and and I I I'm not trying
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to be mean or rude or anything, but I'm probably gonna sit and
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watch a Kentucky basketball game over a women's where's she
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coaching in LSULSU game. Yeah, no one cares about LSU.
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Sorry, football season's over, so I don't watch any LSU
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anything. So I have a lot of LSU people in
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there. Hopefully they get pissed off.
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But but it you know, but you're exactly right.
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And that was why I asked you, because I knew you would come
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through. It is so stupid for people to
00:19:42
get butthurt. I'll keep using your phrase over
00:19:47
the notion that a women's basketball coach, regardless of
00:19:52
merit, should make as much as a men's coach who's done
00:19:56
essentially the same. It is about money.
00:20:00
It's about revenue. It's about profit, let me tell
00:20:02
you, and this should nip this in the bud.
00:20:05
If anybody's still out there going, guys, come on, let's be a
00:20:09
little more, you know, woke, more modern.
00:20:13
Let me throw this at you and see what you think.
00:20:17
The University of Kentucky basketball program made a profit
00:20:20
of $11 million last year. OK, that's a profit.
00:20:24
OK, that's a profit. The Louisiana State University
00:20:29
women's basketball team. Who won a national championship?
00:20:32
Lost $6.6 million. Really.
00:20:36
Holy shit. So how can you justify giving
00:20:40
Kim Mulkey who great coach won national championship, right Oh,
00:20:45
oh oh. To me it sounds like they need
00:20:48
to. Sounds like they're still giving
00:20:50
her a good contract. I mean $32 million.
00:20:53
Three points on the year. Yeah, 6.6.
00:20:56
But the program lost it because it's not.
00:20:58
It just isn't. We can argue about this all day.
00:21:02
Trey and I have talked about it. Women's sports is just for
00:21:06
whatever reason, it doesn't bring in the revenue that men's
00:21:09
sports. Right.
00:21:10
It just doesn't. Right, Trey?
00:21:12
Exactly right. I mean you don't on a Saturday
00:21:15
afternoon and you're flipping. You're like, I got a couple
00:21:17
hours to kill him and watch some sports none of my teams are
00:21:20
playing. But I want to flip on something.
00:21:22
You're not going to flip on the women's game versus the men's
00:21:26
it. And I know we're men, but I
00:21:28
think half, most of the women are the same way.
00:21:31
And so anyway I just wanted to bring that up because it for
00:21:35
some reason it I, I don't know. I just feel like it'd be it'd be
00:21:39
like if I if you and I had a company and we were mad, we were
00:21:43
like you know we we need 10 million for our work this year
00:21:47
but our company only made 1 give us 10 million.
00:21:52
Right. In this case it might be a.
00:21:54
Loss. A loss?
00:21:55
A loss of 5 million. You didn't break even.
00:21:58
We didn't break even. So it it in a sense, I think her
00:22:01
contract is fair and it's not because of of of being a woman
00:22:05
versus a man in that regard. If it's about being a woman
00:22:10
versus a man, it's in the amount of money that they draw into the
00:22:14
program, right. And you don't have to like it,
00:22:18
but for whatever reason, people are turning on men's sports more
00:22:21
than women's. Well, that should tell you right
00:22:23
there as far as you go and win a national championship.
00:22:25
We're not talking about a team that is a bottom feeder in the
00:22:28
in the conference they won a national championship and they
00:22:31
still lost 6.6 million. Dollars, $6.6 million.
00:22:35
They lost it. It'd be different if it was
00:22:38
like, well, Kentucky made ten and and LSU made four.
00:22:42
OK, well, all right, well, and and you know, they made 4
00:22:44
million. That's great.
00:22:45
Let's up it a little bit. Right.
00:22:47
But this is not even close. And there's and that's that's
00:22:50
why. And you won the national
00:22:51
championship. And you won in the national I
00:22:53
mean you think what about? You can't do any better than
00:22:55
winning the national what? About the team that came in
00:22:56
last, right? How much do they lose?
00:23:00
Are they even gonna have a program next year?
00:23:02
They're out of there. They're done.
00:23:03
We could go coach that team. They've announced that we have
00:23:07
no longer accepting basketball player.
00:23:10
We're a female. We're done.
00:23:12
Yeah. So I thought that was
00:23:13
interesting and I we've talked about it before, so I wanted to
00:23:16
bring it up to you again. We're flying around tonight and
00:23:23
it's because we have so much to get to.
00:23:24
We have so much knowledge to bestow.
00:23:29
Is that what we're calling? It We have so many important
00:23:32
stories that you need to know about, and this one took place
00:23:38
in Vietnam. Oh, of course.
00:23:41
I know we have some Vietnam friends and so it's not about
00:23:46
being in Vietnam, It just happens to be this guy.
00:23:50
Because of the story, he has decided to only go by Mr. PVTI
00:23:54
have no idea what that is. Pvt.
00:23:57
Pvt. like Prairie View, TX. I don't know Texas Mr. Pvt.
00:24:04
He he will not release his real name and you'll you'll find out
00:24:07
why. He's 35 years old.
00:24:11
He had about five months of headaches.
00:24:15
Regular discharge from the nose and throat.
00:24:19
Oh shit. Sometimes snot, sometimes puss
00:24:23
for five months. And so one day he he was kind of
00:24:28
like he was in pain. He was in absolute pain and.
00:24:31
He's. Probably like this is enough and
00:24:34
and he started kind of you know, messing around and with his face
00:24:38
I guess and he found a weird object in his nose.
00:24:42
Then he started to to kind of tug on it with tweezers.
00:24:47
What the heck? And he couldn't, he couldn't get
00:24:49
it out. He got part of it out.
00:24:50
And then there was this huge discharge that all came out.
00:24:54
And I mean, gross everybody out, but this is what happens.
00:24:57
So take it easy And and his head like was explaced and his head
00:25:01
cracked like it was going to explode.
00:25:03
And so his family said, yeah, I think it's time to go to the
00:25:06
doctor because he was he was like being stubborn.
00:25:09
He's like, I'll just say whatever I'll be fine after five
00:25:13
months. So they made him go to the
00:25:14
doctor and they did an X-ray. Apparently there was a pair of
00:25:20
chopsticks up his nose into his poking his brain.
00:25:28
How the fuck did he get chopsticks and not know?
00:25:30
This. I confirmed this story by
00:25:31
multiple sources. By the way, this is not
00:25:34
bullshit. Apparently they asked him the
00:25:39
same question, Trey, if you and I were doctors, which is funny
00:25:42
in and of itself. Unless we were like like unless
00:25:50
we were like boob boob doctors, that makes sense.
00:25:52
But if we were doctors and they came in and then this happened,
00:25:56
how the fuck did you get chopsticks in your.
00:25:58
I've been telling like, seriously?
00:26:00
Well, apparently this guy goes for oh God.
00:26:02
For the longest time I didn't remember, but I'm starting to
00:26:05
remember there was a night I was rowdy at the bar of.
00:26:09
Course. And I may have been stabbed with
00:26:13
something sharp. Holy shit.
00:26:17
So some type of fight or something?
00:26:19
That's what the family said. OK, he came on and they shove
00:26:23
him up and apparently there's room and so they ended up taking
00:26:29
them out, obviously. And then everything went crazy
00:26:32
in his pain and then they repaired.
00:26:35
There was a couple of indentures, if that's the right
00:26:39
word in his brain I was about. To say, how long are these
00:26:45
things? How do you not realize, I mean.
00:26:47
Well, that's what I'm talking about.
00:26:48
I've got. A big old head, but I can't
00:26:50
imagine a chopstick. When I read this, I said this is
00:26:53
horseshit. And I looked at like 26
00:26:55
different sources and I said, hey, this guy, this happened.
00:26:59
And and I guess, you know, I guess there are chopsticks in
00:27:01
like, we don't know, maybe over there, Over here we have
00:27:05
chopsticks that are the same size.
00:27:06
We're Americans, whatever. We we act cool, like we know how
00:27:09
to use them. Maybe over there they have like
00:27:12
smaller ones, I don't know. But either way.
00:27:14
Or. Maybe they snapped off or
00:27:16
something, but Can you imagine you're going to fight?
00:27:19
I mean, you're a karate guy. I'm sorry.
00:27:21
Taek Taekwondo, you know Haya, and that was pathetic.
00:27:29
And would you? I mean, I can't imagine people
00:27:34
over there just like, all right, let's go, bro.
00:27:36
And they just pick up chopsticks and just stab the guy in the
00:27:39
face. Yeah, and the Doctor goes, just
00:27:43
in case you didn't know this could have killed him.
00:27:45
No shit, yeah. You don't say I.
00:27:47
Don't have to be a doctor to know that.
00:27:50
If you stab, if you put two chopsticks up my nose, I'm gonna
00:27:54
assume that I'm about to die, right?
00:27:57
So anyway, this guy, Yeah, I mean, I don't have a lot to say
00:28:01
about it. I just thought you should know
00:28:04
that people in Vietnam are battling each other with chops.
00:28:09
Chops. And apparently the guys, OK,
00:28:12
believe it or not, the the, the one in question.
00:28:15
They pulled him out. He eats with a fork.
00:28:16
Now. And he he's like, fuck
00:28:18
chopsticks dude, give me a fork. And it better not be plastic
00:28:22
either. Or was it a spork?
00:28:26
Yeah. I thought spork was that.
00:28:31
Is that only like fast food? Taco Bell.
00:28:33
Oh oh, is that who invented it? Spork.
00:28:35
I don't know if it invented. It not even look.
00:28:37
It was. It was Billy Spork that invented
00:28:39
it. I don't even let's we should we
00:28:43
should say that and make people think.
00:28:44
If you need to know this Billy Spork, he's he died in 1987.
00:28:49
He invented the spork in 1934. Fabian, Edward Spork.
00:28:56
He had a vision, he had a vision and he and he and he carried it
00:29:00
out everybody. He wanted to eat soup with meat
00:29:02
in it and he couldn't figure it. Out.
00:29:04
He wanted to eat both pasta and soup at the same time same.
00:29:07
Time he liked to party. He liked to party.
00:29:10
That's right. Oh, man.
00:29:12
So yeah, Vietnam chopsticks up the nose.
00:29:15
Up the nose. We're flying.
00:29:17
And I and this is what when I come up with all of these
00:29:20
stories, right? And you come up with all these
00:29:22
stories. You know, this is just the way
00:29:25
to do it. I mean, do we really need to
00:29:27
analyze a guy getting chopsticks shrubbed up his nose?
00:29:31
We do what? What?
00:29:36
What was happening at the time? What were they saying to each
00:29:40
other? And if you want to try the
00:29:42
accent, go ahead. If what were they saying at the
00:29:46
time that made a guy go? I'm going to grab this pair of
00:29:48
chopsticks and shove them up your nose.
00:29:50
That's all. That's what I'm trying to figure
00:29:52
out. Which one's weird, Or the fact
00:29:53
that you have two chopsticks in your nose for months and don't
00:29:57
realize it. Or.
00:29:58
That it happened to begin with the.
00:30:00
Other person decided you know what, I'm going to shove
00:30:02
chopsticks up your up your. Up your You're always thinking
00:30:06
about the ass. Up your nose, Knock the butt.
00:30:09
You know what? Up your nose the butt might not
00:30:11
have been too bad, but the I. Thought we would get through a
00:30:14
show without you thinking about something in the ass, but I just
00:30:18
don't know how he got five months.
00:30:20
I mean, really, that was the part that to me, I was like,
00:30:22
come on, this can't be real. But it according to multiple
00:30:27
sources, this is a real story, so we're going to go with it.
00:30:31
All right. We appreciate that.
00:30:32
We try and get at least two sources, but I don't.
00:30:36
No, I'm kidding. I I I seriously try.
00:30:39
I'm not even joking. Looked up 8 to 10 sources just
00:30:41
to make sure. This is the story, yeah.
00:30:45
Yeah. That's weird.
00:30:46
But he's alive and kicking anyway.
00:30:51
Can't imagine someone bringing some chopsticks to his tables
00:30:53
like, no. The next time he goes out for
00:30:57
for any food over there, it's just like please, I need, I
00:31:00
need. Fork.
00:31:01
You need 4. You got fork.
00:31:04
Both of those were the worst. Possible accents we could do.
00:31:08
We're happy to offend everybody out there.
00:31:12
Writers and put a comment and you might make but the butthurt
00:31:17
comment of the week. I like it.
00:31:19
Train are doing our best with accents.
00:31:21
OK, shit, I'm gonna shift back to this country.
00:31:28
Look. Please tell me it's from
00:31:30
Florida. No, Well, no.
00:31:34
The Florida East. It's it's Joe Biden again.
00:31:37
Oh, it's Joe Biden. Is he sponsoring some new
00:31:40
pudding flavor? Well, like Nacho cheese.
00:31:43
Flavor pudding. God.
00:31:46
Oh, my God. That would be so.
00:31:48
Can you imagine? They're just trying.
00:31:50
Everything. Not Doritos is like, we're going
00:31:51
to put that out. We're going to make it a cereal.
00:31:53
We're going to make it a a a ice cream.
00:31:56
Oh God, cupcakes. That's gross.
00:32:00
And so, but Joe Biden and this Zelensky character, who's the
00:32:06
president of Ukraine? Zelensky.
00:32:08
OK. Yeah.
00:32:09
Met President Zelensky and they met and they did a Co press
00:32:14
conference. What that means?
00:32:16
They did a press conference together, Trey.
00:32:18
They had to make Joe put some clothes.
00:32:20
On so that Joe had to have some pants on and his wife wiped his
00:32:24
mouth from the chocolate pudding.
00:32:27
And they and they went on and they talked about the issue over
00:32:30
there right now, which is this resistance to Vladimir Putin,
00:32:34
which nobody likes, including stay in the very podcast,
00:32:38
everybody. I'm not supporting Vladimir
00:32:40
Putin by bitching about Zelensky and Biden but where's the line
00:32:47
on how much we give to Ukraine? What would you what would you
00:32:52
Max out at 500 bucks? 520.
00:32:56
Five, we have given over $75 billion to the Ukraine for this
00:33:02
cause. And there's a breakdown of it
00:33:04
and and weapons and food and this and that and all that and
00:33:08
it and it breaks it down. And Zelensky's over here going,
00:33:11
anything else you could do would be great.
00:33:14
And Biden and Biden's going, OK, hold on.
00:33:20
Let me eat my pudding. And he's just like sure we
00:33:23
support you and with the with the premise that the support
00:33:28
comes because of this fear of Putin.
00:33:32
If Vladimir Putin in Russia wins, this conflict between them
00:33:37
and the Ukraine are. They gonna which?
00:33:39
By the way, I think Ukraine is about the size of Nebraska.
00:33:42
I was about to say, is that gonna be?
00:33:44
A Apparently if that happens, it's it's what they're saying is
00:33:48
that it's the world is in danger.
00:33:50
NATO is in danger. Everybody's in danger because
00:33:53
Putin will have conquered Ukraine.
00:33:56
And I don't, look, I don't want the Ukrainian people to suffer.
00:33:59
I don't want the Russian civilians to suffer.
00:34:01
I'm not a Putin guy. I'm not a Szalinski guy.
00:34:03
He's not look this Szalinski guy has has a lot of of of ghosts in
00:34:09
his closet too. And so a lot of people talk
00:34:12
about Hunter Biden, Joe Biden's son.
00:34:14
And we're not going to get into this because it's just a quick,
00:34:17
a quick segment. That and I don't know about it.
00:34:19
But Hunter Biden, Who is Joe Biden's son, has been known and
00:34:24
proven to be involved with Ukrainian business, Ukrainian
00:34:29
profiting, etcetera, etcetera. And so for me, it's simple.
00:34:36
And a lot of people say, well, it's not simple, but I think in
00:34:39
this case it's a little bit. It should be a little easier
00:34:42
than what people are making it out to be.
00:34:44
We have people that don't have food.
00:34:46
We have people that don't have a home.
00:34:48
We'd have military veterans. Our own veterans that are out.
00:34:51
There our own veterans who are committing suicide all the time
00:34:58
and that they have no mental help because it's taking 90 days
00:35:03
to get back to them. We have issues here at home, not
00:35:07
to mention it, in ridiculously high debt and $75 billion seems
00:35:15
like a little much. I'm OK to help them out and to
00:35:18
say, hey, look, Vladimir Putin's a Dick.
00:35:23
But for people to sit here and turn a blind eye to Zelensky and
00:35:27
think he's OK and he's not a Dick in his own right, that's
00:35:31
the problem right now. And so Biden comes out and does
00:35:34
this thing, and then he, and then, you know, Donald Trump
00:35:36
came out and said, well, we're not going to, we're going to
00:35:40
stop this. Daddy Trump.
00:35:42
Daddy Trump and. And he said we're gonna stop
00:35:45
this. And of course then Biden comes
00:35:47
back and goes see what I mean? He he wants Putin to win.
00:35:51
Wow. Well no.
00:35:53
And again come at us. We're not supporting Donald
00:35:57
Trump. But in this case, he's making
00:36:00
sense. It's not.
00:36:01
It's not about wanting Putin to win or lose.
00:36:03
It's about the United States, which is what our president is
00:36:07
responsible for, right? Regardless of what you people
00:36:10
want to say, what? Do you mean by you people?
00:36:12
You. You.
00:36:14
People who think that we're supposed to, like, regulate the
00:36:17
world. Yeah, we're not.
00:36:19
The president's supposed to to to control our country, right.
00:36:23
And and, you know, help out when needed.
00:36:25
But guess what? This is getting a little out of
00:36:27
hand. I mean, did you notice that we
00:36:29
didn't hear much about Ukraine for how long because of Gaza and
00:36:34
Hamas and and Israel, and all of a sudden that dies down and, oh,
00:36:38
we're back to Ukraine again? Yeah, that was, yeah.
00:36:41
And you're going isn't. Isn't 5 billion a lot?
00:36:45
I mean, what if we use 5 billion and then we, you know, spent the
00:36:48
70 billion here? Right.
00:36:52
I mean, here's $5 billion guys. Get some more guns like I I
00:36:56
don't understand what what do you need $75 billion or?
00:37:00
20 billion and then we'll get to 55 here.
00:37:02
I don't. Know you know you you could keep
00:37:04
doing that until you get to about halfway and then you go,
00:37:07
why are we giving more than half?
00:37:09
Why are we get even close to half?
00:37:10
And so it's frustrating to me, so I wanted to bring it up.
00:37:14
Let's fix fix our shit here. I have a feeling that the butt
00:37:18
hurt Common of the of the week is gonna come from this segment.
00:37:21
Yeah, just because for some reason people are so pro Ukraine
00:37:29
and so pro, so anti Putin. And again, we're not, We're anti
00:37:35
Putin. I'm like as an asshole.
00:37:37
But Zielinski's no Angel. So stop it.
00:37:40
Stop it. Stop it.
00:37:41
He is no Angel. Stop saying he's a good guy.
00:37:44
Right, Hashtag Daddy Trump. Hashtag.
00:37:48
Zielinski, not an Angel. Zielinski is a Das is an asshole
00:37:53
#Biden Biden, pudding. There you go.
00:37:57
Look, you do those and we're going to make it everywhere.
00:38:00
So again, no, no big conversation about it.
00:38:05
It needed to be said. I think you were on the same
00:38:08
page. Do you?
00:38:08
I mean, do you have anything to add to that?
00:38:12
No. I love it.
00:38:15
I talk for 10 minutes. I'm like, Trey, give me
00:38:17
something. You're like, no, I'm giving you
00:38:19
my. Emotional support.
00:38:20
I think in this case we're on the same page.
00:38:23
I just, I feel like and and and then.
00:38:25
It's so confusing. I feel like everybody should be.
00:38:28
I don't. I can't imagine somebody's like.
00:38:31
Send more billions. Send more billions and and screw
00:38:34
this guy down. My Rd. here who's under the
00:38:36
bridge and has no food. I guess I'm curious and maybe
00:38:39
this is a stupid even thought, but would it be less expensive
00:38:43
if we just joined and helped? Or I mean I.
00:38:46
Don't want sending sending troops over.
00:38:49
I mean, I don't want to send. I don't want our American troops
00:38:52
to have to suffer, but. Well, that's interesting.
00:38:56
You you tend to do this every once in a while you throw an
00:38:59
interesting I, I feel like. It's like we're not gonna join.
00:39:03
No, we're not gonna, but we'll send.
00:39:05
You $75 billion. Our weapons, our support.
00:39:09
Here's money to go fight. But we don't.
00:39:12
Well, and I think that but I think you you could get away
00:39:16
with that with like like you said 55 billion, right, like
00:39:20
here's 5 billion that's you just don't get the.
00:39:22
Designer guns. You have to go with the the old
00:39:25
school. The the bargain brand keep the
00:39:26
reload each time. Right.
00:39:29
But you're right. We're not sending anybody over
00:39:33
there and we shouldn't. This is not come on.
00:39:36
This is Ukraine and Russia. I mean what what do we have to
00:39:38
do with this shit? Yeah.
00:39:40
Then, you know people can argue about the Iraq and they whatever
00:39:43
that at least had something to do with us whether it was right
00:39:46
or wrong. I mean we were involved, right.
00:39:48
This is not. This is not us at all.
00:39:51
If if and again Putin equals asshole, everybody calm down.
00:39:57
But if he was to take over in Ukraine was to fall.
00:40:02
He's not going any further. Everybody's gonna, you know
00:40:05
finally everybody's gonna step up and go, OK, let's go.
00:40:10
And he's done and and unless people think I'm wrong, which I
00:40:15
think a lot of people might, people go no, oh, he could start
00:40:18
and it'll be at this big. He'll get a move, an uprising, a
00:40:22
movement, and he'll take people with him.
00:40:25
And then North Korea and China will join.
00:40:27
And which is the big fear That to me, that's the the fear that
00:40:31
no one talks about, is the fact that China and Russia and North
00:40:35
Korea have very similar ideologies.
00:40:40
This is boring, right? You want to move on a.
00:40:42
Little bit. All right, in in conclusion,
00:40:46
fuck Putin. Fuck Zelensky.
00:40:48
Fuck Joe Biden. I mean, fuck Donald Trump.
00:40:51
Why not fuck them all? Kind of have a craving for some
00:40:53
pudding right now. Too, yeah.
00:40:55
Yeah. Well, we call Joe, Joe.
00:40:57
Joe. Go Joe.
00:40:59
Ask him what we need to send him a message to be like what's the
00:41:02
best? What's your favorite pudding?
00:41:04
Yeah, flavor and brand. There we go.
00:41:07
I don't think I I can't remember the last time I had a pudding
00:41:09
cup. Have you had one any time in a?
00:41:12
While it's been a while. 6th grade, Yeah, no, it's been more
00:41:16
recent than that. OK, Yeah, but it has been a
00:41:19
while. God, it's been in the mic of my
00:41:22
hat. I don't know.
00:41:24
I'm just a basic vanilla guy. Just give me vanilla.
00:41:27
I don't need. I like the chocolate.
00:41:28
OK, well, fair enough. You do OK.
00:41:35
Where are you going with that all?
00:41:36
Right. All right.
00:41:37
All right. Look, you take me away.
00:41:41
OK. From serious bullshit, Let's go
00:41:43
back to our what we're good at. So I don't.
00:41:46
I don't know what made me jump on this, but it says unsettling
00:41:49
facts we learned this week that we wished we hadn't.
00:41:52
Oh. OK, this is what we used to do
00:41:55
and I like it better. So I kind of sifted through them
00:41:57
just to there were some stupid ones.
00:41:58
So I've I've wanted to spare you some time.
00:42:00
So I found a couple of them that were actually kind of
00:42:02
interesting, So I like it. All right, so the first one was
00:42:07
a gentleman by the name of Albert Fish.
00:42:10
That's easy for you to pronounce.
00:42:12
Albert Fish. Yes, he was a serial killer who
00:42:18
would kidnap and cannibalize child victims.
00:42:22
Oh. Which is kind of shitty, but
00:42:25
listen to this. Yeah, that.
00:42:27
Nothing about that I want to hear.
00:42:28
Oh, it gets better. OK, go on.
00:42:30
After one of these incidents, he wrote a letter to the child's
00:42:33
parents to tell them how good the child.
00:42:36
Is getting Is that creepy? Are you kidding me?
00:42:40
No, that's just that's. Well, that's part of the story,
00:42:43
you know. So maybe I am.
00:42:44
Man, no, no. That's super fucking creepy.
00:42:48
I. Mean.
00:42:49
I don't even know what to say to that.
00:42:50
I mean, as a parent, especially, you know, 10 years ago, if we're
00:42:53
sitting here and I don't have kids, I'd be like, oh, that
00:42:56
sucks. But now I'm just like, shivers.
00:42:59
Yeah, super fucking creepy. What did he how did what did he
00:43:02
say they tasted like? Oh, I didn't go that far.
00:43:05
What? What?
00:43:06
Where was this guy? Did it say?
00:43:08
Actually didn't say. I was hoping it had a year on
00:43:10
it. The the picture of it makes it
00:43:11
looks like it was a long time ago.
00:43:14
God, how do you, how do you, how do you track zero?
00:43:18
I mean how you tracked these guys without?
00:43:20
And this is. How do you know they're gonna do
00:43:22
this shit? It's crazy.
00:43:24
Anyway, go ahead. Next one.
00:43:25
Next one was in 1876, so a few years ago.
00:43:30
Chunks of meat you. Mean right after the Civil War.
00:43:33
There, OK Chunks of meat mysteriously fell from the sky
00:43:38
over Kentucky in an incident that came to be known as the
00:43:41
Kentucky Meat Shower. Oh.
00:43:45
So the type of meat was never identified, although some locals
00:43:49
tasted it to try to find out what type of meat it was what.
00:43:53
Do you mean it was never identified?
00:43:55
They don't know what type of meat it was.
00:43:56
Seriously, you can't figure it out.
00:43:58
That's what it said no scientists in the world can
00:44:01
figure out. It says 1 popular.
00:44:03
Theory as to I mean it was 1876, so.
00:44:06
Oh well, that's true. One popular theory as to what
00:44:10
caused it was that a flock of vultures had vomited over the
00:44:15
area. Oh, come on, come on.
00:44:19
Isn't. That disgusting or what?
00:44:22
And who knows what those guys ate, right?
00:44:24
Roadkill so and but and the fact that people actually tried it to
00:44:29
see it, that's even worse. When you think about that, I
00:44:32
missed that part. Yeah, they were.
00:44:34
That's what I. Said they tried to block that
00:44:35
out. Yeah, they were trying some some
00:44:37
people, some of the locals tasted it to see if they could
00:44:40
tell what type of meat it was. All right.
00:44:43
Thank you for those. Are you hungry?
00:44:47
Not for meat, no something cheesy.
00:44:51
And bread, Bread and cheese. I don't need any meat until
00:44:55
tomorrow. OK, well, those are good.
00:44:57
Do you have any others? No, that was that was the only
00:45:01
ones I found that was actually kind of, yeah, intriguing.
00:45:04
All right, let's do awareness real quick.
00:45:08
Do you have anything tonight? I do.
00:45:11
Oh what was that all? Look my in my excitement I can
00:45:16
I've hit the mic 16 * a night in my I I just.
00:45:21
Every time I ask that, I expect a no.
00:45:24
So as you know, as you know, as I'm looking here at the our
00:45:29
YouTube page where we post plenty of videos on the show.
00:45:33
That you should subscribe to. To you, it's a YouTube channel.
00:45:36
YouTube. Channel, I'm sorry.
00:45:38
Not you, the people here. People here subscribe, so I I
00:45:41
enjoy my flat bill hats. At some point or another, it
00:45:46
became a thing to keep the stickers on the bill of the
00:45:51
hats. Yes.
00:45:53
Why? Why?
00:45:54
Do we do that? All it shows is.
00:45:56
I was gonna ask you. Of the hat.
00:45:58
I don't do that. All it shows is the size of the
00:46:00
hat. What if?
00:46:02
What the fuck do? You need to show people the size
00:46:04
of the hat. This is a good one because I
00:46:05
have no clue. It's absolutely fucking
00:46:07
ridiculous and even some of them that have been on there so long,
00:46:09
they start. Yours would be like big.
00:46:12
And they were excellent 7, 1/2. That's not just my hat size
00:46:17
either. That's the size of the shoes I
00:46:22
wear. I don't.
00:46:22
Know what you're thinking about? Yeah.
00:46:24
Yeah, you guys, our audience has a dirty mind.
00:46:27
Yeah. So anyway, people leave those
00:46:29
stickers on, Yeah. That frustrates the shit out of
00:46:31
me. I don't know what.
00:46:32
And I was sitting at the gym and these guys with their hats on
00:46:35
and the fucking stickers and still I was like, why do we
00:46:38
still have a sticker? What?
00:46:39
Why do you need a sticker on your fucking hat to show what
00:46:41
store you bought it from to show the size of it?
00:46:44
What the fuck does it even matter, you know?
00:46:47
It it doesn't. And you know, I I I'm surprised
00:46:51
that you and I have never actually talked about this
00:46:54
because I, you know, I've seen it, but I just, it's almost like
00:46:57
I ignore it. It annoys the shit out of me.
00:46:59
And and you know, you're kind of in the middle because you wear
00:47:03
flat billed hats to begin with. I'm just stupid.
00:47:05
I do as we see. I don't.
00:47:08
I like the curve. Well, you know what?
00:47:10
And this is weird. So I too enjoyed the curve build
00:47:14
hat, low profile, the curve. I do enjoy it, but this is weird
00:47:20
and maybe This is why I went more flat bill than anything.
00:47:23
I couldn't wear sunglasses with with the curve build map.
00:47:27
So it's like I would put the sunglasses on, the curve bill
00:47:29
would be and so I have to kind of push it up.
00:47:31
How big are the glasses, dude? Well, they got to fit over this
00:47:34
nose. This will be a zoom in on the
00:47:38
nose so. So yeah.
00:47:43
Anyway, it's just like, so I I kind of started going more
00:47:47
towards the flat bill, 'cause it works with the glasses, I can
00:47:49
keep it low anyway. So yeah, that was my reasoning
00:47:51
behind it. But you don't need the sticker
00:47:53
letting everybody know. No, I don't wear the fucking
00:47:55
sticker. That's a good one.
00:47:58
Any others? No, I tear those stickers right
00:48:00
off. So.
00:48:01
Well, no, that that was it. I wouldn't.
00:48:02
Really chat my ass this time. So I really wanted to mention
00:48:05
that chapter. I was excited.
00:48:06
So. OK, good.
00:48:07
No, that's a good one. Mine are about cars and driving
00:48:11
again. I I just can't.
00:48:13
There's not enough of them today, you know?
00:48:17
And then when I have my kids in the car is worse because I'm
00:48:19
just like, fuck you. And then I'm like, oh, I mean,
00:48:21
oh shit. I mean, oh, wait a minute.
00:48:23
So yeah, so when I said shit in. Front of the kids earlier,
00:48:26
there's a fork. Yeah, fork.
00:48:28
You look, Trey, there was a reason that I cussed.
00:48:32
You just came over and you started saying shit in front my
00:48:34
kids. And it was.
00:48:36
My oldest the other day walks in and he falls down.
00:48:38
He goes shit. Oh no shit.
00:48:40
Yeah. And I said, I oh shit.
00:48:43
I said where'd you hear that? He goes my friend at school.
00:48:46
And I I won't say his name wasn't my fault.
00:48:48
And it just so happened that his that my lovely wife and I went
00:48:52
to dinner with his parents that weekend.
00:48:54
Like we like we had gotten to know them.
00:48:56
And we mentioned we were like, hey, is your kid saying shit
00:49:01
because our kid is claiming he's throwing him right out on the
00:49:04
bus? Yeah.
00:49:05
And they're like, no, we don't know where that came from.
00:49:07
I'm like, yeah, you. Slapping the shit out of the
00:49:09
kids when they get home. Come here, Billy.
00:49:11
I'm gonna whoop your ass. Don't we say that shit around
00:49:14
other kids? It's.
00:49:15
Interesting though, because it God he's, I mean, he's just
00:49:18
about to be 4 and you're going, how is he picking up on this
00:49:21
already? Yeah, I thought I had a few more
00:49:23
years. Anyway, so mine tonight.
00:49:28
Next is gonna be gangster rap. God, no.
00:49:33
He still asks for corn. Every time we get in the car,
00:49:36
Uncle Trey is gonna. No, he's like a Snoop Dogg.
00:49:39
And Doctor Trey, he's gonna be like, you're an old man, Tupac.
00:49:42
Of course, corn wasn't much after that, but I'll go with the
00:49:49
I'll go with the basic one first.
00:49:51
You know what? Why is it that I pull into a
00:49:53
parking lot at a grocery store or another type of store and I
00:49:59
sit in and I pull into the parking lot, Every car around
00:50:02
me, someone's just sitting there in their car with their phone.
00:50:07
It's like, it's like, oh, where can I go to play on my phone and
00:50:12
and do whatever I need to do? Yeah, oh, let me go park and
00:50:16
take up spaces. I've gone into the grocery store
00:50:19
and come out and and three of the five people are still in the
00:50:23
car on their phones, on their phones, and I'm and they're next
00:50:26
to me. And so I'm like, are you going
00:50:28
to are you gonna get out? Should I come in?
00:50:31
What should we do? And it becomes this awkward
00:50:32
situation. Yeah.
00:50:33
What are you what are you sitting in your car for in the
00:50:35
parking lot? Go somewhere else.
00:50:37
Play it on your phone, yeah. Go, go away.
00:50:40
I'm not talking about far out parking spots.
00:50:42
I'm talking about like right in front of the store.
00:50:44
Well, let me and you're sitting there for 45 minutes.
00:50:46
Is it possible that maybe somebody's in the store and
00:50:48
they're just waiting on them? You think that five out of five,
00:50:54
that's the situation. They're all they're all of the
00:50:58
above. Tray.
00:50:58
I'm telling you it's a thing somehow.
00:51:01
People pull in. They go I need to take care of a
00:51:03
bunch of shit before I go shop and they and they're just on
00:51:07
their phone and and and it becomes.
00:51:11
I don't know why it bothers me, but it does.
00:51:13
Yeah, I don't know why it bothers.
00:51:14
You moving on, you're so you're one of those people.
00:51:18
No, I'm I'm just, I guess I don't notice it.
00:51:20
I don't know. I'm gonna see you in the parking
00:51:22
lot. What?
00:51:22
What? I mean what piss?
00:51:23
What does piss me off is when somebody feels the need that
00:51:28
they have to drop somebody off right at the front of the store
00:51:30
and take their sweet fucking time.
00:51:32
Well, sure, they wanna talk to each other.
00:51:34
Oh yeah, let them out. Oh, don't forget this.
00:51:37
Oh, wait a minute. Come back, you know, And you're
00:51:39
sitting there having to wait to get past them anyway.
00:51:41
So yeah, what's your next? The the other one is the biggest
00:51:44
is is my big issue. Uh oh, and that's bring it when
00:51:48
you block the intersection at a red light.
00:51:52
See if I do that. If you're going and the light
00:51:55
turns red and you can see the cars have stacked up and now
00:52:00
you're gonna go and now you're in the intersection.
00:52:03
I've done that, yeah. Well, I'm not surprised because
00:52:09
you back into your parking spots, you Dick.
00:52:13
Today I almost got hit by 4 cars.
00:52:17
Oh shit, Because with my kid, Yeah, picking him up from school
00:52:22
in an intersection because, oh, my wife's not listening.
00:52:25
What happened? Because as somebody, one car
00:52:31
blocked my way to go straight through.
00:52:34
Oh, OK. Because he decided that he was
00:52:40
too good to stop and leave the intersection open when it was
00:52:44
apparent that there was a car there, right?
00:52:47
So he blocked my way so I couldn't get around him.
00:52:50
And so finally when everybody else to my left had kind of
00:52:53
gone, I tried to go back behind him and around.
00:52:57
But at that point the light was turning red.
00:53:00
Other cars were coming from this way, other cars were coming from
00:53:03
that way. This guy is just still sitting
00:53:06
there. Even though the other cars have
00:53:07
moved up, he's still he's like, on his phone.
00:53:09
Was it older gentleman or just? I I think he's.
00:53:12
Just not paying attention. Probably 40s or 50s.
00:53:15
I mean not, not old, but. Just an asshole.
00:53:17
Yeah just an idiot. I mean just like just just
00:53:20
doesn't care awareness self aware.
00:53:23
I mean he just defined it. It just I sat there today and I
00:53:26
was like, I mean I I I could have been hit by and again we're
00:53:31
in the intersection where probably nobody would have been
00:53:33
hurt. But who knows.
00:53:35
You slam into the side where my kid sits and and and something
00:53:38
happens and it just to me, you go if you see the lights turning
00:53:43
yellow slash red and that there's a car right there at the
00:53:48
back of that area, you don't need to go and block the
00:53:51
intersection. It seems pretty basic.
00:53:54
You would think people are just stupid.
00:53:56
About it. Because of one car, it caused
00:53:58
this cluster. Everyone's honking.
00:54:00
People are pissed. I'm trying to get around this
00:54:01
way. Whatever.
00:54:03
And he's sitting there. He's sitting there.
00:54:05
He's in the middle of the intersection, sitting there,
00:54:07
fucking, probably masturbating. He's trying to live longer.
00:54:11
He's trying to live longer. You know, we fair enough.
00:54:13
But anyway, that was mine because I just, it happened.
00:54:17
It happened a day. And I said, you know what?
00:54:18
We did a show tonight. It's going on there.
00:54:21
And I just, I don't don't block intersections, Idiots.
00:54:24
Yeah, it's just, it's that simple.
00:54:26
Don't block the intersections. I I do have one that I and I I
00:54:30
can't believe I forgot about this one.
00:54:31
But yeah, it it was brought to my attention and maybe this will
00:54:34
help men out when it comes to arguments.
00:54:36
You know whether or not we're in an argument is not whether or
00:54:40
not or doesn't matter if we're right or wrong.
00:54:43
And I I found that out in a discussion with my girlfriend.
00:54:47
She advised me that whether or not I win an argument does not
00:54:51
matter if I'm right or wrong. It matters what type of mood
00:54:53
she's in. If she's in a good mood, I may
00:54:55
win the argument. If she's in a bad mood, I don't
00:54:57
win the argument. That makes me angry.
00:54:59
Yeah, so I found that out. So that mean maybe that's for a
00:55:03
lot of guys though. So it doesn't matter if you're
00:55:05
right or wrong, it just matters what kind of mood the woman's
00:55:07
in. So.
00:55:08
Well, I'm you look. I thought it was kind of funny
00:55:11
at first, so but then I'm starting to think shit.
00:55:15
Every ounce of me told right now, even I've got the Angel on
00:55:21
one shoulder and the devil on the other is saying shut the
00:55:25
fuck up. The the angel's saying shut up.
00:55:28
The devil's going, go ahead and do this and and what the devil
00:55:33
is telling me to do is to say that I completely understand
00:55:37
because my wife. I was curious.
00:55:42
Where you're going, she's in a mood.
00:55:45
I might as well. I might as well just not talk
00:55:48
and everybody. I mean, look, people can relate
00:55:51
to this. This isn't a big if I posted
00:55:53
this on on, I guarantee this might get our most comments.
00:55:58
It wouldn't be butthurt. It'd be a bunch of men going.
00:55:59
I get it. I.
00:56:00
Understand. I'm with you bro.
00:56:03
And and that's that's what it is.
00:56:04
I mean it. It really is about the wife's
00:56:06
mood. And why is that?
00:56:07
I don't know. It shouldn't.
00:56:08
I mean, that's not fair. You know, whether or not we're
00:56:10
right or wrong. Every once I've I've, I've been
00:56:14
right. Every once in a while.
00:56:17
I'm not going to lie, there's been a few times, you know,
00:56:20
obviously with my current girlfriend in in past
00:56:22
relationships when I've heard, you know what, you were right
00:56:25
and I acted. Like I didn't.
00:56:26
You've heard that. I acted like I didn't hear it
00:56:30
and I said, what'd you say? Oh, well, of course.
00:56:33
Of course. Can you have that shit again?
00:56:35
Just keep going. Yeah.
00:56:37
What was that? No, no, wait.
00:56:38
Something. Hold on.
00:56:38
I didn't hear that. Something is in my ear.
00:56:40
Hold on, let me one more time. Say that one more time.
00:56:43
Hold on, let me turn on my recording on my phone here so I
00:56:46
can make that my new ringtone. Hold on.
00:56:48
Here's a megaphone. Yeah.
00:56:51
And a balcony. Let's go, let's go yell at yeah.
00:56:56
So yeah, that's that's a good. That's fine.
00:56:58
Hopefully that helps our, our, our guy listen.
00:57:01
Yeah, you know, I think that look, I love all of our women
00:57:05
listeners. In fact, it's back.
00:57:08
Look, Trey, it's back and forth. I'm not joking with you every
00:57:11
day it's different. Every day.
00:57:13
It's like 52% female and whatever.
00:57:15
That's. Crazy to me.
00:57:16
Today it was 56% male and and they're taking over and it's
00:57:21
it's back and forth. I love it.
00:57:23
Keep it going both you guys. Who's gonna win this battle,
00:57:26
right? Tell your friends.
00:57:29
Both male and. Female for the sex, for the
00:57:32
gender, for whatever you want to call it.
00:57:34
Yeah, you need to win this battle.
00:57:36
Whatever the they's the them. The they's then listen to the
00:57:39
show and any show counts go back to the early show Yeah they
00:57:44
count and so but but I feel like our men listeners in this case
00:57:50
are are gonna bond with us here and they're gonna say you know I
00:57:53
I get these guys I you know they understand me.
00:57:56
Holy shit this happened to me yesterday.
00:58:00
This this I don't have to think far.
00:58:05
Should we give a disclaimer that if you're listening with your
00:58:09
significant other close by, please turn the volume?
00:58:12
Down. Right.
00:58:13
OK, Fair enough. I don't know, if any.
00:58:17
I can't think of any dude that's gonna be listening to us with
00:58:20
their, with their, with their significant other, maybe.
00:58:24
I think that'd be cool. Maybe that's our maybe that'll
00:58:27
be our thing. Yeah.
00:58:28
Couples listen to us because we give great advice.
00:58:31
Exactly, which is which is ladies layoff and anyway that's
00:58:43
all you know that's all I got for self-awareness.
00:58:46
I I feel like and I say that's all I have.
00:58:51
Yet I swear to you, Trey, that five times a day I'm like, this
00:58:58
is going on in the segment and I and I forget it or I I don't
00:59:02
write it down, which only inspires me to be more aware of
00:59:09
the awareness of self-awareness. For the show.
00:59:13
The show, damn it. Somebody walks by in a store and
00:59:16
like, cuts me off. I'm like you're going on the
00:59:18
show. You're awareness, self-awareness
00:59:20
right here. You fuck.
00:59:22
And yeah, so, so, anyway. Come listen.
00:59:27
Subscribe. That's all I got tonight, right?
00:59:31
Yeah, follow. Everything.
00:59:32
Look, get on, get on. Any anywhere that you you like
00:59:37
to listen to podcasts. We're there.
00:59:38
Yeah, come check us out. Follow it.
00:59:40
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course? Holy shit.
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I handle this tonight. You got it.
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See you guys.