From the TSA confiscating “tightening” gel to a 9-year-old Chiefs fan accused of racism, this episode of Stay in the Gray brings heat, humor, and plenty of awkward truths.
Ryan and Trey tackle everything from viral outrage culture to PETA’s battle for monkey selfie copyright, then break down the College Football Playoff drama, sex position search trends, and the last five U.S. states ranked by what they’re worst at.
Add in some TJ Miller vs. Trey beef, a sushi line showdown, and you've got yourself an episode.
🔥 This Week’s Chaos Includes:
Woman’s “vagina gel” seized by TSA
Butthurt Comment of the Week + a shout-out to Zachary
A woman mistakes a man for homeless at McDonald's
Monkey selfies and PETA copyright lawsuits
College Football Playoff controversy—who got snubbed?
Chiefs fan outrage: Is face paint on a 9-year-old racist?
The most-searched sex positions by state (you’ll guess wrong)
The final five states in “What Each State Is Worst At”
Awareness of Self-Awareness: TJ Miller clowns Trey live + Ryan’s sushi showdown
📌 Chapters (Condensed):
00:00 – TSA Confiscates Vaginal Gel
03:46 – Butthurt Comment & Zachary Shoutout
07:25 – Homeless Mistaken Identity at McDonald's
10:02 – Monkey Takes Selfie; PETA Wants Copyright
15:05 – College Football Playoff Reactions
29:15 – 9-Year-Old Chiefs Fan Accused of Racism
42:59 – Sex Positions by State Search Data
59:35 – Final Five: What States Are Worst At
1:06:55 – Awareness: TJ Miller Roasts Trey & Sushi Line Etiquette
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Hey Trey, guess what? What's up, man?
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I heard from our songwriter the other day and he has informed me
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that he's he is completed season 3 music already.
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Oh, he's completed it. He's completed it.
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We won't. Tell you what it is.
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We won't tell you what it is. He hasn't sent you.
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No, no, he wants to wait. He wants us to hear it all
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together. I just thought I I was listening
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to the music right now and I said, oh, maybe I should inform
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Trey. That means we're getting close
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to season three, which is scary. Right.
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That is crazy. I'm excited to hear it.
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Season three or the song? Yes.
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How about the How about we complete Season 2 first?
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I'm just going to wait because I know it's coming.
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Guess what, Ryan? I've got a headline.
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And you're coming. Exactly so, this headline reads.
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Thousands of syringes containing vaginal tightening gel seized at
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MSP airport, CBP says. What's this?
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Oh, border something. Anyway, we got one letter.
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Did you? What?
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Did now? Did you leave that there?
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I was. Wondering if you're tracking
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stop. That was one of the questions
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does this does this put the Kegel people out of business?
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So wait a second. No, no, no, no.
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So somebody left vagina tightening tightening cream gel
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gel at the airport and and it was syringes.
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Syringes. Yeah, So I guess, is it
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syringes, is it? No, that's weird, Says why
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Minneapolis? Are the vaginas bigger there?
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And does this put the Kegel people out of business Keep
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going? How does one know when the Hoo
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Ha needs tightening? Yeah, OK, Fair.
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I mean, fair enough. I mean, we would know.
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So yeah, some of the comments I. Wonder if you get.
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I wonder if you get a husband that's like, hey, I think it's
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time for that syringe. Yeah, baby.
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There's 11 gentleman that said does it work on booties too?
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Oh, asking for a friend. I don't know if that's the booty
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hole or. Just the booty in general.
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I'm going to go booty a general but I know you're going to go
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booty hole because that's that's where your mind there's.
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Nothing wrong with the booty hole.
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That's where your mind goes. But one of the comments is why
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were they seized? Is it illegal to tighten the
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vajayjay? Yeah.
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I don't get that. So they were seized.
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I thought you said that she just left them behind.
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You're. Saying they were seized.
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Yeah, thousands of syringes too. Wow.
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So. Well, maybe she's not allowed to
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mass. Maybe she's not allowed to
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distribute them. Still makes sense all of.
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Her female friends, I don't know, maybe she was using them
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just for. Her.
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It sounds like a good cause to me.
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I I don't see an issue. I don't see an issue.
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Especially if it works. Especially if it works.
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So yeah. OK, you know I've got a, I've
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got a We started this last week, but I've got a butt hurt coming
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of the week coming at you from our social media and it's
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usually Tiktok or or YouTube. And this week it's Tiktok and
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and it's just like people think they're clever and they're just.
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They're just. Stupid like I don't know.
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Like this one. I don't even, I don't even know
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if it was a slight. I don't even know if it was AI.
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Don't. I don't even know.
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It was one of those where it was kind of like, does he really, is
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he trying to get get us with something or is he trying to
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just be funny or so, so get. So it's the one where we were
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talking about the American dream guy last time, couple shows ago.
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I think it was two shows shows ago, one just came out and how
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the migrants have gone up there and now he's like, oh, there's
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no American dream because they're not giving me
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everything. Right.
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OK, I do remember that now. Well, this guy, God, imagine if
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I asked you what happened on episode one, six or something
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like that. So this guy comes on and his
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name's Brian. I obviously won't give his full
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name, but or his or his handle and he comes on there and he
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goes, there is an American dream.
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It's being born to rich parents. OK, that.
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'D be nice. Well, right.
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I'd like that. But, but to to kind of to to to
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say that in response to a serious, you know, topic was
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kind of like, what was it? Was it telling me that we were
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being like, what was his intention?
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And so I responded to it. I was like, well, yeah, that's
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definitely a dream. But you know what I was talking
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about? That's not the American dream,
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dumb ass. Did you say dumb?
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Ass. No, but I'm telling him to him
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no. I'm going to hide behind our our
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cameras, our microphone so we can.
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Call people dumbass. In my fortress with high
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security of. Solitude.
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Yeah, I I just didn't. Anyway, so I'm gonna do one of
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these a week and I just felt like the IT just it wasn't
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necessary like. He made the cut.
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Yeah, he made the cut. There wasn't a lot of of bad
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ones. That was good.
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Did. You say a name.
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His name was Brian, but I won't. I won't say what his what his
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last name was but so you know and don't don't you all try and
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like be creative and just come up with assholeish things.
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That's I don't want to list them like asshole be fun because now
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everyone's trying to get get the get theirs on the show so I'll
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give out a good one too. How about that?
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I'm not going to give a specific one tonight but if that starts
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happening I'm going to go shout outs to the good ones.
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There is a guy on TikTok I'll give a shout out and I'll just
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say his first name is Zachary and this guy's great.
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He just, you know he likes everything and and.
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Does he like to go by Zach or is he?
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AI don't know. I don't know.
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He didn't say no, I don't know. I'm well, well enough.
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Yeah, he just, he's one of the guys that that he'll he'll
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interact. We've been asking for it and he
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he interacts like he'll answer the questions that I ask, he'll.
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Ask him if you call him or Zach or Zachary.
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I I will do it. Well, let's just see if he here,
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if he's actually listening to the show.
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OK. So if he's listening to the
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show, Zach Zachary, you know who you are.
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He's a musician. He does a lot of cover songs for
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his, for his, his page. So, Ant, just throw something on
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on one of the our videos that I post for this episode.
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It'll be 224. Goodness.
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Wow. And just say whether you go by
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Zach or Zachary and we'll we'll know that you're listening.
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There we go. So shout out to him and fuck
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you, Brian. Thanks, Zachary.
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Thanks, Zachary. OK, I'm gonna give you a couple
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quick stories because I just. I have to.
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I can't let this go. Well, just just imagine this,
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OK? You and I have admitted that in
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the past we've had fast food at times.
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Few times, yeah. And that we've that we enjoy it.
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It's not like we're going to sit and pretend like my wife does.
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Who would never eat that? Because it's it's gross.
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You know, it's it's got a it's nasty.
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No, it tastes good. Does taste good?
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It may be it. It may be not good for you, but
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it tastes good. So imagine this at a McDonald's.
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And this is in Halifax. Where the fuck is that?
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Halifax is a Nova Scotia trade that's way up in northeastern
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Canada. Oh, I.
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Was about to ask where Nova Scotia.
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Was yeah, we're gonna keep going.
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You're helping me here. Canada.
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Canada. OK, I've heard of Canada.
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It's pretty big. There, but there's a McDonald's
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there, apparently. And this woman goes in and she
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sees a man, and he's got a big beard, kind of scraggly
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clothing, and he's sitting at a table and he's eating ketchup
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out of the dispenser at a table. And so she feels bad, and so she
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buys him a a meal. Oh, OK.
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OK. She buys him a meal and she
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she's, you know drops it off and she says I want to I want to go
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ahead and and give give this to you.
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And right behind her the McDonald's worker brought a meal
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and set it down. Sorry for the to wait Sir.
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Shit. This lady assumed he was
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homeless. Because he's eating.
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Because he's eating ketchup or I don't, I don't know why he was
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eating ketchup, but just the way he looked, which I admit, this
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lady I feel, I mean, I could feel her feel for her, her name.
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I'm going to throw it out because it's on this article.
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Her name is Claire Claire Voran or something.
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Like that, Like a Claire thing. Yeah, it's.
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Can you imagine, like, how embarrassing?
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Right behind her, she says. Like, I'm sorry, I'm going to
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buy like thinking she's doing such a good.
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Sweet thing, yeah. And right behind her and the
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McDonald's employees like, Sir, sorry for the wait.
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I just. I just couldn't pass it up.
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I couldn't pass it up. And what is the guy I I couldn't
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get. I couldn't figure out what the
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guy does. He didn't.
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It didn't say. Like, did he?
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Was he like, you know, screw you lady?
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Or was he like, it's OK? I look like I look like a hobo
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with this? Well yeah.
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Did he just had the beard or did his was clothing?
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Kind of tat as he is. He looked a little bit, you
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know, unkempt. Got you.
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Well, I don't know what that means.
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It didn't really show a picture of the scene I.
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Don't really dress up when I got when I go to the Whataburger
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right across from my parking lot, so.
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Yeah, you're not in. Like, you know, it's not black
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tie. Go to McDonald's.
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So anyway, that was a funny one. And then this other one is so
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stupid that I have to. That's us.
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That's what we do, right? There's a monkey tray.
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There is a monkey. In Indonesia.
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Oh, OK, And this monkey's name is Naruto.
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Of course, yeah. Right.
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Well, Naruto. Typical monkey name.
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Typical name. Wait, hold on.
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Let. I need to make sure it was
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actually Indonesia. You know, it's somewhere down
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there, but I believe it's in it's Indonesia.
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Just watch it be like Thailand and I'm I'm off and be called.
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You know, whatever. So the monkey Naruto in
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Indonesia, apparently a man by the name of David Slater who was
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a tourist. Indonesia, yeah.
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Yeah. He's an he was not from
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Indonesia. David Slater.
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He left his camera out on the table.
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When he's running around and down there, of course.
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And wildlife, of course. This monkey Naruto Naruto comes
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up and takes a selfie. No shit.
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No joke, that's pretty cool. Takes a selfie with with this
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Slater guy's Cameron, so the guy realizes it later on.
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This guy is from Great Britain, so he's English.
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Of course, yeah. So PETA over headquartered in
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San Francisco claims, and I can't make this up, that the
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monkey Naruto has copyrights to the picture are.
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You. Serious.
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I kid you not. Holy shit that this this Slater
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guy cannot make any any profits off this because look a monkey
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taking a selfie and it's like an obvious it's an obvious selfie
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like his arms are out and everything and you know even I
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don't know if if you had to prove it.
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I saw the picture it's it looks like a selfie pretty cool and so
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I mean if you think that Naruto taking a selfie is cool it's
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pretty cool. The.
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Monkey taking a picture I think is pretty cool.
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Monkeys are pretty close and and some people believe we came from
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monkeys. How much?
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How much money are you thinking you can make off that or?
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Does PETA think they're gonna make out?
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Pete, You know what, PETA, We can ask.
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We have a guest coming on that's very and I'm with her on a lot
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of animal topics. I agree with her.
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But when it comes to PETA, I feel like PETA is the extremist
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group. Gotcha.
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Of animal lovers, OK, really? This guy, this guy can't make
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200 bucks total in his lifetime because this guy is capable.
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This monkey was capable of taking his selfie and that's
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what they're saying. If he's capable of taking the
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selfie, he should have copyright laws.
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Well, I'll go ahead and tell you.
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Every judge that this has come in front of has laughed and said
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the monkey has no. This has gone in front of
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judges. Are you shit?
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Oh yeah, and and a lot of the there have been judges in
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different countries too. Like are they like Canadian
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judge And they're wouldn't you be.
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I mean, I would just be like, am I wasting my time Meanwhile the
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the you? Went to law school for this.
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Lawyer, the attorney. He's got the monkey.
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Who took that case? Holy shit.
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That's. That's what we need is a picture
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of all the attorneys taking the cases that we keep talking
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about. Yeah, but I mean, the monkey's
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there and he's, you know, the the attorney's like, hey, the
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attorney's like, hey, this guy took the selfie.
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He's got rights to it, you know, And the and the guy that comes
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in after him, you know, just killed his wife and he's
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handcuffed and it's like the judge is like, can I, can I
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handle the real shit? Please get this monkey out.
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Did the Did the monkey testify on his behalf?
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You don't. It didn't say, but all I know is
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that PETA tried to put it in front of like 3-3 different
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judges in three different countries and they're all like,
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shut the fuck. Up right.
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That's ridiculous. So, and Peta's in San Francisco
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like this is nowhere near anyway.
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So that was my story. I thought.
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I thought. What issue in the past did PITA
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go? You know what?
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We can't let this happen again. We have to.
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We have to Must put down. This must be stopped, so I
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wanted to ask you. The reason I brought the story
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up is are you pro Naruto or do you believe Naruto has no rights
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to that picture? No, he's done.
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There's no rights to him. All right, I think.
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What's Slater? Just the Slater, Yeah.
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Make as much money as you. Can off that monkey.
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Yeah, anything that can takes its own shit and throws it at
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you. Does not have copyright at all.
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Capabilities in my opinion. I've never been to law school
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either, so. And we and we and we both have
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come up with that response. Yes.
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We agree with the the judges. Yes, that's crazy.
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Judge Trey and Judge Ryan I can't.
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Wait to see this we. Should do a TV show with our
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asses. Judge Stay in the Gray.
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Judge judging show. No, we don't like her.
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You would. Oh, she's hot.
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Yeah. Before we We didn't need to hear
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from you. You won.
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Case for the defense. Yeah, that's the prosecutor.
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Oops. OK, case for the.
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Brunette, the brunette and. That.
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Yeah, whatever she is. The blonde, the redhead,
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whatever. I don't care what she's called,
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OK? Those are my stories.
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Those were quick and funny. Yeah, let's, yeah, let's do some
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do some sports talk. What do you think?
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Is this our serious topic today? No.
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This is our sports talk anybody that even people that really
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don't love football. Trey, I think still you know
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know that there's a College Football Playoff and then da da,
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da da da. And I mean you know somebody
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that's into excuse me, likely one of the teams.
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You know there's Michigan people around and you know my wife
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works so that with a you know one of her bosses I think is a a
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Michigan alum and and and you know how it is college football
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fans get get crazy So everybody knows that the playoffs are
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coming up in the final four teams in a four team playoff
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that we still have were selected now you're wearing an ugly ugly
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shirt tonight this. Is my burnt orange?
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Yeah. Actually, if that was in maroon
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I I like the style. Shirt for sure, just not the
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color. Well just not the the loco that
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thing on there. So Trey's team for anybody that
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doesn't know football is Texas Longhorns made the the play offs
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congratulations. Now I'll tell you why they
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shouldn't made the finals anyway that's there's a big it's big
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controversy overall. We're not going to get that much
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into it but basically there are a lot of people saying Texas
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shouldn't be in it. There are people saying Alabama
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shouldn't be in. There are people saying Florida
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State should be and Georgia maybe should be still.
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And it's just a big mess, is the point.
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So you don't have to follow all of that.
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You just have to know that right now it's a cluster, in my
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opinion, traits 'cause there's only four teams.
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There are more than four teams in in this country, in my
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opinion, that can honestly compete for a national title.
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Do you agree or disagree? I agree with that so.
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Recap if if you wanna do it, go ahead but basically the number
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one team in the country got under well that I think they had
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fallen to two at the time got got beat.
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I think they still won. I thought they maybe put
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Michigan. So the the the four teams are
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are Michigan, Georgia, I'm sorry Michigan, Washington, Texas and
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Alabama who are the four that made it right.
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Georgia was #1 like all year, two time defending champions and
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they just got beat in a in a championship game for the
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conference by Alabama, who were the like the previous dominant
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team? And it wasn't a blowout, was it?
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No, it was a three-point win. So on neutral field.
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On a neutral field, so their number one team in the country
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basically gets two times, gets boosted.
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Defending champion gets boosted out of the top four just for one
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three-point loss to a team that is now in the playoffs.
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On a neutral site, On neutral. Sites you're you're kind of
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going well. Did they get screwed?
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OK, well Texas, I'm, you know, I understand that's your team.
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But they were number 7, and they beat.
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I don't want to call Oklahoma State a cupcake, 'cause they're
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not a cupcake, but but they're not.
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It's not impressive to me to they beat the crap out of know
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me wrong. But it was, it still wasn't that
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kind of that caliber win that that Alabama win.
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And, you know, some of these games.
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And so all of a sudden they jump up to #3.
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You know, one of the arguments I heard is, you know, FSU was, you
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know, ranked #4 they won against a superior opponent.
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Then we'll talk about Texas. So how did they drop below it?
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But what they're saying is that these these rankings are
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supposed to be new every week because they were like, why
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didn't they have FSU further back If they didn't, you know
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they because what they're saying is they bumped FSU back because
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of the quarterback. Sorry.
00:18:31
So they. Explain it more for people
00:18:34
because the people that don't understand when he's saying FSU,
00:18:37
he's he means Florida State University.
00:18:39
You gotta act like people. You know how some people come in
00:18:42
here and they act dumb for you? Right.
00:18:46
Just kidding. When Ryan came in our
00:18:49
entrepreneur friend and and dumbed it down for both of us,
00:18:52
that's what we need to do for the listeners that don't know
00:18:55
college ball. Sorry, I'm.
00:18:56
Just so the biggest argument. Here Florida State, Florida
00:18:59
State University, they were number.
00:19:01
Four. They were #4.
00:19:02
They had lost their story starting quarterback early in
00:19:05
the season. So stud starting.
00:19:06
Quarterback, stud. Heisman.
00:19:08
Whatever. Not early.
00:19:10
They they said he was in the Heisman running.
00:19:12
Yeah, but they didn't lose him early in the season.
00:19:14
They I thought they did. That's the point is he's now
00:19:17
coming out and saying he wishes he had broke his leg.
00:19:19
That's. Right.
00:19:19
That's right. So they they lost him, went to a
00:19:22
backup. They kept winning a.
00:19:23
Couple game, Only a couple. And then he got knocked out for
00:19:26
concussion. So the third string was in this
00:19:28
game and they still won. And so I guess the argument is
00:19:33
every week they do these rankings, so it doesn't matter
00:19:36
if they were ranked number 41 week, because the next week it's
00:19:40
all brand new. Because he doesn't.
00:19:42
Because they don't have their quarterback.
00:19:43
If they had their quarterback, maybe even the second string,
00:19:46
then they maybe have been in that four spot.
00:19:48
Which they will have the second string because he was just in
00:19:51
concussion pro so they dropped. Them out of the playoff.
00:19:54
What Trey's saying is because their starting quarterback is
00:19:57
hurt, broke his leg and is unable to play out for the
00:20:01
season and they slid them out of the four spot.
00:20:05
Regardless of having not lost a single game this year, whereas
00:20:11
the number three spot and #4 spot in doing some numbers here
00:20:17
each have a loss. Each have a loss, right?
00:20:20
And that's the that's what people have a problem with.
00:20:22
One of the things is that Florida State University got
00:20:25
kicked out and they're saying, well look, why, you know, of
00:20:28
course they're pissed. Why are we, why do we even play
00:20:30
the games? We're thirteen and Oh yeah, who
00:20:33
won our conference championship with our third string
00:20:35
quarterback? Now, granted, I think he threw
00:20:37
for like 50 yards, but it doesn't matter.
00:20:39
Well, they still won with other There are more players in the
00:20:42
field than the quarterback. Well, and I think they even put
00:20:44
it to where they didn't want to see another issue like TCU last
00:20:48
year that got blown out right. And so they're hoping that the
00:20:52
four teams, like, for instance, Texas, has been coming on strong
00:20:56
towards the end, playing better offense.
00:20:57
They've had a good defense throughout the year, but the
00:20:59
offense has actually been showing up these last few weeks,
00:21:02
so they're thinking that, OK, they're on A roll.
00:21:05
It's Texas. I mean, for what it's worth, I
00:21:08
know people hate it, but Texas is a name out there, and
00:21:11
sometimes that probably puts them ahead.
00:21:13
What people have a problem? Based on it, absolutely.
00:21:17
And so against an, you know, an FSU team that starting a second
00:21:21
string quarterback, you know, how would they fare against a
00:21:25
Georgia Washington MI, you know? The fact that Texas jumped them
00:21:30
and Georgia. So I mean, I think you know.
00:21:33
But I'm saying Texas had to jump some people to get in there,
00:21:36
whether it's name, whether it's whatever.
00:21:38
So it's it's like my worst nightmare because I don't want
00:21:42
to see Alabama win it again and I don't definitely want to see
00:21:44
you chose win it. And then there's Michigan who?
00:21:49
You know I don't I'm not a big Michigan.
00:21:51
No. You know the the the kind of
00:21:53
dark horse here is Washington who you guys play.
00:21:56
And they keep winning, you know, I mean.
00:21:58
So I I have something I'd like to Did you show you right now?
00:22:04
Did you? Really.
00:22:05
Go get that shirt. That's awesome.
00:22:08
Support the team that I am now. A fan of.
00:22:12
Cheering for this? Is the Huskies the Huskers?
00:22:14
The Huskies. The Huskies.
00:22:15
I mean washing the Huskies. That's funny.
00:22:18
I had to do it. That's pretty funny.
00:22:20
Since this just came out, I said Where's the fastest shirt I can
00:22:24
get? How easy was it to find that
00:22:28
Hello, Amazon. Oh, Amazon.
00:22:30
Yeah, duh, 'cause it took me forever to find that Arizona
00:22:33
Cardinal shirt that one year when they played the Steelers.
00:22:37
In the Oh yeah, you you went against me.
00:22:39
Yeah, we tend to do that for each other and I can now take
00:22:41
this off because hot. But anyway, so this is my go
00:22:46
slow. This is my team for the rest,
00:22:48
not just for for that game. But I like to see them win it
00:22:51
all because you know, I always talk shit on the PAC 12 where
00:22:56
Washington, Oregon or from. But I this year they're pretty
00:22:58
good and and and and yeah, I don't want to see, you know, the
00:23:03
SEC where A&M plays. I like and you'll be there next
00:23:06
year. You cheer for them because it's
00:23:08
your conference. But I'm fucking tired of Bama,
00:23:10
dude. I'm tired of Georgia.
00:23:12
It's just kind of like all right it'd be it'd be nice to see a
00:23:15
team like Washington who has this Heisman candidate
00:23:19
quarterback and this offense. It's just killer and have you
00:23:22
guys come in there and play like a 65 to 61 type game like and as
00:23:26
a fan, Yeah and. Well, let me ask you.
00:23:29
This and I like the purple and gold.
00:23:31
Well, let me ask you this, 'cause, I mean, it's fair
00:23:32
points. How did Texas jump so far?
00:23:35
How did even Alabama jump so far?
00:23:38
So one, if if you know Alabama that Alabama win wasn't a big
00:23:42
win, how come more people didn't beat Alabama?
00:23:44
That's one, my one argument. But two, let me ask you this.
00:23:49
You're are you Are you Oh you're trying to defend Texas.
00:23:51
Alabama. I only.
00:23:51
Had one loss so. OK, that was week two of the
00:23:54
season. On the road I.
00:23:55
Don't even think they woken up yet.
00:23:57
Anyway, if you guys take care of Washington and you guys lose a
00:24:03
close one to either Michigan or Bama, then then sure.
00:24:06
I mean, sure. I mean, I guess my argument
00:24:11
there is that even even let's say Texas A&M with the talent
00:24:16
they have, you know, plays those two games, they could play it
00:24:20
the exact same way. So it's not like I'm sitting
00:24:22
here saying Texas outright shouldn't be there talent wise.
00:24:27
I'm not saying that I they can play with all these teams.
00:24:31
I'm just saying their resume, what made them jump so high so
00:24:34
quickly when these other teams, that's it.
00:24:37
And I think that's what the argument is and for people still
00:24:39
listening. I know that we have some sports
00:24:41
people we do. I, I, I, I, I know you know
00:24:45
fifty of them friends of ours who will hopefully enjoy this
00:24:49
conversation some on my side and some on your side.
00:24:53
But so so the my point what I what I wanted to get to to ask
00:24:56
you was do you think that next year for anybody that doesn't
00:25:01
know they're expanding the play offs, college football play offs
00:25:04
to 16, I'm sorry 1212, right? Or is it?
00:25:08
16 I think it's 12. I want AI want a 8016 play off.
00:25:14
No, it's 12 team playoff. Does that end this or is there
00:25:19
is everybody going to start going well, that 13th team
00:25:22
should have been #12 and number, you know what I mean?
00:25:24
Well, and what's weird is I've heard that they're going to do
00:25:26
that every conference will have, every conference champion will
00:25:29
automatically be in the playoff. So I don't know if that can.
00:25:32
Help out? Why not just do it?
00:25:34
But on the other hand, how fun has it been to have these
00:25:38
debates on, you know, it takes that discussion out.
00:25:40
Does that, does that hurt college football?
00:25:42
Does that help? I don't think so because I
00:25:46
don't. I don't know if they're fun to
00:25:47
have. I mean they're they're
00:25:48
necessary. I think everybody would likes to
00:25:52
you know to think about a twelve team playoff and I think people
00:25:54
sometimes like change. You know, just something new.
00:25:57
I mean it'll be cool next year. They keep showing these these
00:26:00
pictures of what it would be this year.
00:26:01
Yeah. And you're going.
00:26:03
Oh, that matchup might be. Kind of cool.
00:26:05
A liberty for people that don't know is the kind of the
00:26:10
Cinderella story. Every year there's one or two
00:26:12
teams that gets that kind of non power five bid, if you will, to
00:26:17
a New Year's Day game and gets a shot to kind of be up there.
00:26:22
And this year it's liberty and they're going to get a chance to
00:26:25
play the War and Ducks and that's what I'm saying.
00:26:29
But in the they would have made the playoff and who knows maybe
00:26:32
you went around and you and that's how you all of a sudden
00:26:35
liberty's recruiting saying we we won one round.
00:26:38
It's similar to college basketball in the in the
00:26:40
tournament. Yeah, yeah.
00:26:41
You start with the 64 teams and it's easier in basketball,
00:26:44
'cause it's not as physical. But anyway, my I just didn't
00:26:47
know. I'm excited for the 12 team
00:26:48
playoff, I think. I'm excited about that.
00:26:49
What they need to be doing, this four team stuff is caused you
00:26:53
know it's caused discussion like tonight, but we'll we'll we'll
00:26:57
move on from there. There will be parts that will be
00:27:00
cut. Trey and I could talk football
00:27:04
all night. We could talk sex all night.
00:27:06
We could talk anything all night, probably till he falls
00:27:11
asleep. Yeah, but we thought we'd throw
00:27:14
a little bit of that in there because of that's going on.
00:27:16
And I wanted to show him my new purchase so that he knows I do
00:27:20
have a team and I usually jinx the team that I go for.
00:27:24
So you're probably pretty excited right about now, but
00:27:27
Huskies tonight, I think this. I think I got a good feeling
00:27:31
about this game. I just hope it's a fun game, to
00:27:34
be honest with you. I'm gonna take the over.
00:27:35
I think it's gonna be. What's the?
00:27:38
Over here, Yeah, 64. I won't.
00:27:40
I will take that all day long. That game is gonna be in the 40s
00:27:43
for both teams. But anyway, OK, we'll we'll move
00:27:48
on. And we're Did you have anything
00:27:51
to add as a Longhorn fan or like a a anything to this
00:27:56
conversation that you want people to know?
00:27:58
But obviously we have some time. The game isn't for a little
00:28:01
while so. No, I don't think.
00:28:03
I mean this would it, it would be nice if they surprised a lot
00:28:06
of people win the national championship going to the SEC
00:28:09
well. But that's my worst nightmare.
00:28:12
As a national champion, that would be fun.
00:28:13
That's my worst nightmare, I'm just gonna tell you so.
00:28:17
People who like Trey on the show cheer for the Texas Longhorns.
00:28:21
People who like me, all three of you, I'll take it.
00:28:26
Washington Huskies. Well, the Huskies, but just
00:28:28
anybody but Texas. Even Alabama.
00:28:32
Are you gonna root for Alabama over Texas?
00:28:34
Yeah, I mean it. The the order of operations is
00:28:37
basically Washington MI, Alabama, Texas for me.
00:28:41
So you would actually root for Michigan to beat Alabama?
00:28:43
Yes, yeah, for sure. Even if it's a SEC.
00:28:47
Yeah, because I'm tired of Alabama.
00:28:48
They've they've proven themselves.
00:28:50
Plus, I Anybody that knows me knows that I have some in laws
00:28:53
that are Alabama fans and I'm kind of tired of it.
00:28:56
So, Texas, Alabama in the national.
00:28:58
Championship that's I mean that's that is my that's my
00:29:00
college football nightmare so you just.
00:29:03
Hope that didn't. Happen so Washington MI is we're
00:29:06
hoping what you're here. What you're one verse 2.
00:29:09
That's what you should be one verse 2.
00:29:11
So Huskies bring it. All right.
00:29:13
We're going to move on and we're going to stay with sports.
00:29:15
But I think this one is a little different because we're going to
00:29:20
incorporate and and this this is serious and this is more of me
00:29:27
bitching. But you I mean you're used to
00:29:30
that right. That's normal and everybody
00:29:34
probably already knows and it's still football.
00:29:36
We're gonna move to the NFL now I'm just so fired up about this
00:29:43
and it but it but at the same time then I kind of just started
00:29:45
laughing and and I know you know the story right and you probably
00:29:52
started kind of you're like really also I mean we're just
00:29:54
kind of like at this point I get mad and then I'm like I don't
00:29:59
need to add more stress to my life over something like this.
00:30:03
So get this. Everybody that doesn't know
00:30:06
during the Kansas City Chiefs game with the Las Vegas Raiders.
00:30:13
Kansas City Chiefs. Right.
00:30:14
You heard me. Their their name is the Chiefs,
00:30:19
which is a the highest position in, in as far as my knowledge,
00:30:24
in a Native American tribe. The Chiefs of the tribe, Right.
00:30:29
OK, there's a little boy. Let's see, little boy.
00:30:33
He's 9. That's little.
00:30:35
His name is Holden. Armenta or Armenta, something
00:30:39
like that. His parents, Shannon and Raul,
00:30:44
are the three of them are the victims, and I'll call them
00:30:50
victims here. I mean, if everybody else on the
00:30:52
other side wants to use that word, I'll use it too.
00:30:55
This kid dressed up on the road, by the way, took balls.
00:31:00
Were they playing the Raiders in in.
00:31:03
Yeah, that's those Raiders. The Raiders fans get crazy.
00:31:06
This kid, there's a picture of him and he, he dressed up in his
00:31:09
chief's jersey. Travis Kelsey, who we've talked
00:31:12
about before, who's banging Taylor Swift.
00:31:14
Not bad. Good for him.
00:31:16
And this kid painted half his face red and half of his face
00:31:21
black, which are two of Kansas City's colors, correct?
00:31:24
Right. And he also wore a huge chief
00:31:28
headdress that the native chief wore, I guess for different
00:31:35
tribes back in the day. And he's a fan at the game.
00:31:38
And he's he's on the kind of the front row of one of the stands
00:31:41
and he's he there's this big picture of him and he's got a
00:31:44
huge smile on his face and he's just having a blast.
00:31:47
And of course, right, you know what's coming.
00:31:50
Go ahead, tell me, what do you think happened?
00:31:54
The the poor kid was called a racist.
00:31:56
Well, yes, everybody's freaking out.
00:31:59
Not everybody, but there's a writer for, I'll call them out,
00:32:03
Deadspin, which is some sort of sports blog.
00:32:06
And you know, look, I I don't have a problem with Deadspin.
00:32:09
I I do have a problem with this guy and his name is I thought it
00:32:13
was Karen. I thought it was a a girl, but
00:32:14
it's Quran or of course it is Caron, or it's Jay.
00:32:18
His name is Phil, his last name is Phillips.
00:32:21
So I'm going to call him Mr. Phillips.
00:32:23
And this guy, of course he's he's a black gentleman and he is
00:32:28
now calling out young Holden for being a racist and for
00:32:34
blackface, which by the way, I mean can you call somebody out
00:32:39
for being half blackface because the other half of his face is
00:32:42
red, so. It says he disrespected two
00:32:45
groups of people at once. He said this, that.
00:32:48
Was my next. Quote I'm sorry, no you.
00:32:49
Go ahead. I apologize.
00:32:51
You. You look like you're ready to
00:32:52
get in on this story, So let's go.
00:32:54
He said he found a way to hate, hate black, really hate black
00:32:58
people and Native Americans at the same time.
00:33:01
Really. This Trey, this nine year old
00:33:04
hates black people and Native Americans, and he proved it by
00:33:07
painting his face red on one side and black on the other.
00:33:10
Don't you know? Unbelievable.
00:33:11
Don't you know that's what, that's what this kid, he woke
00:33:13
up, he said. I can't wait to do to the game
00:33:15
and just hate. How many college stadiums are
00:33:19
filled with people painted up from head to toe?
00:33:22
It's fucking ridiculous. Well, just and their color
00:33:25
happens to have black in it or or red or whatever in the
00:33:28
headdress. Got em too.
00:33:30
And and this guy I mean you're you're reading some of the
00:33:33
obviously the same quotes that I've read and that's this
00:33:35
Phillips guy. And I'll go ahead and tell tell
00:33:38
you that this Phillips douche bag is probably just looking to
00:33:41
get stir up something to get his name out there and I hope it
00:33:44
doesn't work. I mean I hope everybody's like,
00:33:46
I'm not going to read this guy. I mean he's an asshole you're
00:33:49
going after a kid. So get this, Trey.
00:33:53
Did you know that Holden Armenta and Shannon and Raul Armenta.
00:33:59
His parents are actually members of the Shumash Indian tribe.
00:34:03
I just read that, yeah. Did you know that?
00:34:06
So not only is he allowed to, if you want to call it even if he
00:34:10
wasn't, even if he was as German as you can get, or as Irish as
00:34:15
you can get, he can dress up like this.
00:34:17
He's not doing anything. In fact, he looks like a bad
00:34:20
ass, right? He's a little 9 year old.
00:34:23
I mean, come on. I mean.
00:34:24
I'm looking at this kid, the picture of the 9 year old.
00:34:25
He looks cooler than we. Do Didn't he get, didn't he get
00:34:28
a picture with the cheerleaders? And stuff.
00:34:29
Cheerleaders and everybody was all into it and and and any any
00:34:34
Native American, that's what I'm supposed to.
00:34:37
I guess that's what we're supposed to say.
00:34:39
Any Native American that would have a problem with this kid
00:34:42
that has done nothing but respect their image with this,
00:34:46
out with this. I don't even call it a costume
00:34:49
with this, with this, this headdress and his paint.
00:34:53
I mean, this is what they did. This isn't like he's he's
00:34:57
painting himself in blackface to be somebody else, which is a
00:35:01
whole nother discussion which you and I have talked about over
00:35:03
Halloween, which is not even necessarily that bad if it's in
00:35:07
respect. Well, supposedly.
00:35:09
This is in total and utter respect.
00:35:12
And it's saying the guy, I mean this sounds lazy in clickbait,
00:35:15
he said. The photo that he posted was of
00:35:18
course just the side of the face where he had the black paint, so
00:35:21
it didn't even show his full face showing the black and the
00:35:23
the. The writer.
00:35:25
The Phillips guy. So that's kind of embarrassing
00:35:28
that he would just. Well, but that helps his 'cause.
00:35:30
I mean, this guy, this guy's a real, he's a piece of shit.
00:35:32
He you know this is and as a writer myself and especially
00:35:35
somebody that likes to try and dab in some freelance sports
00:35:38
writing it's kind of like you know I get I get what he's
00:35:41
trying to do but dude you you just can't call it a nine year
00:35:45
old for that. It's just it's every kids dream
00:35:49
probably to go sit there and cheer on his favorite team that
00:35:51
he probably grew up as a kid like as a little boy with his
00:35:54
dad and his parents were Chiefs fans.
00:35:56
He gets an opportunity to go to the game and he gets to dress
00:35:59
like it and pictures with the cheerleaders and and some guy
00:36:03
some asshole is going to sit here and call a nine year old
00:36:06
out. So basically what they're doing,
00:36:08
I mean, what he's doing is he's calling the parents out too.
00:36:10
I mean, I don't think it's just the 9 year old, obviously,
00:36:13
because the 9 year old didn't dress himself fully.
00:36:16
So get so. So the best part of the story is
00:36:19
the parents are going to sue this guy.
00:36:21
Hell yeah, you're going to sue the magazine and this guy with
00:36:24
it. And they're basically just
00:36:26
saying, hey look, it's a a, a, a, a slander.
00:36:32
And it's for accusing them and wearing of of being racist, for
00:36:37
wearing a Native American headdress and for black face is
00:36:40
what the article said. And so the parents are saying,
00:36:43
well, this is basically, you know, you're you're, you know,
00:36:47
what's the, what's the name defamating?
00:36:50
Is that the right word? I don't care.
00:36:52
Defamation. Right of character for this for
00:36:56
for their boy 10 years from now. Some some woke, whatever can be
00:37:00
there. Yo you were the 9 year old the
00:37:02
the black man you know and and then that's that's ridiculous
00:37:06
that this kid might have to deal with that.
00:37:08
So you know what I'm cheering for the for the armentas, if you
00:37:12
will. Well, I don't.
00:37:13
I don't know if you saw this, but it says the Deadspin story.
00:37:16
Sorry. Has since updated to include a
00:37:18
statement from this Santa Inez band of Chumash Indian.
00:37:23
Sorry if I'm pronouncing that incorrectly, it says we are
00:37:27
aware that a young member of our community attended the Kansas
00:37:29
City Chiefs game in a headdress and face paint in a way of
00:37:32
supporting his favorite team, says the statement reads.
00:37:36
Please keep in mind that the decisions made by the individual
00:37:38
or family in the community are their own and may not reflect
00:37:41
views of the broader tribal community As a federally
00:37:45
recognized tribe. This Santa Inez Band of Chumash
00:37:50
Indians does not endorse wearing regalia as part of a costume or
00:37:56
participating in any other type of cultural appropriation.
00:38:00
So this tribe that they say they're a part of came out
00:38:03
saying they don't. They don't.
00:38:04
Support. Well, that's interesting.
00:38:07
Well. And also another little side
00:38:10
piece that says Phillips also called out the NFL at large,
00:38:13
criticizing the league for relentlessly participating in
00:38:16
prejudice. Well, and they're they're
00:38:17
calling out the Kansas City Chiefs as a whole.
00:38:19
They're saying they need to address this issue which in my
00:38:23
opinion means that he's insisting that they change or
00:38:26
not insisting, but he's insinuating that they should
00:38:29
change their name or you know what?
00:38:30
What what's happened with the Washington Redskins and the
00:38:33
Cleveland Indians and and all this and and that's the first
00:38:36
time I've heard a tribe kind of come out against it.
00:38:38
And I think I don't know if they're against it.
00:38:40
I think what they're saying is, you know, don't everybody start
00:38:42
doing this for the Chiefs just because this kid got, you know
00:38:45
what I mean? Don't have a whole stadium of of
00:38:48
of this. And honestly, think about this,
00:38:50
Ryan. I can't imagine this being the
00:38:51
first person that's ever done. This.
00:38:53
No, it's just the first one was. Caught on camera that this guy
00:38:55
wanted to blow out of proportion of it and make a name.
00:38:58
For him, he was an easy target. Yeah, a kid of all things.
00:39:01
That's. What I mean, he was an easy
00:39:02
target. So I, you know, I don't, I don't
00:39:04
agree with this Native American group either if they want to
00:39:07
come out. I mean, First off, this family
00:39:09
apparently, is that Shumash. I mean, that's what they are,
00:39:15
right? That the grandfather.
00:39:17
Was so who who is this group to come out and say they can't do
00:39:19
it. I mean that's they're they're
00:39:22
you know it's like if what are you going to get thrown out of
00:39:24
the tribe. OK whatever.
00:39:27
So I don't I don't agree with that.
00:39:29
That's interesting. I'm glad you found that because
00:39:31
that that brings a whole another element to the conversation.
00:39:34
But I mean it, it keeps reminding me of like the floor
00:39:39
state Speaking of the Seminoles that that tribe down there is
00:39:43
over and over and over and over said we like that they're named
00:39:46
the Seminoles. That's respect to us, right?
00:39:49
This kid wasn't wearing something that insulted Native
00:39:53
Americans in any way, right? And again it the Kansas City
00:39:56
Chiefs aren't the Shumas tribe anyway.
00:39:58
It's just because he happens to be from that with his family,
00:40:01
right? That the that the tribe came out
00:40:03
and made a statement. Why?
00:40:05
What is that? Nine people.
00:40:07
I mean, and I don't mean to be an asshole, but.
00:40:10
And who? Who?
00:40:10
No one's heard of that group until this kid.
00:40:13
So you're now you're going to make a statement about it.
00:40:14
And yeah, whatever. Shut up.
00:40:17
So I'm, I'm behind the kid in the family and I, you know,
00:40:19
dressed however you want. I mean, God, dude, go to
00:40:24
Minnesota during a Vikings game and then be like, you know what?
00:40:27
I'm a Viking and you're the cultural appropriation by
00:40:30
wearing Viking horns or go you know, go do an Eagles game and
00:40:35
be like my family is Eagles birds to fucking birds you
00:40:41
wearing my. Grandfather was part of Eagle.
00:40:44
I'm. I'm 116th Eagle so get that
00:40:47
helmet off. That has the eagle wing on your
00:40:50
helmet right now right. And that's that's my that's my
00:40:53
issue It's just kind of where does it end where does it end.
00:40:56
It's so stupid so we'll move on with that.
00:40:59
I just I it just brings up some of the same stuff we've talked
00:41:03
about the Halloween costumes. The this the that the it's out
00:41:08
of control. It's so stupid, this kid.
00:41:11
You gotta get off his back. You wanted to dress up like a
00:41:13
like a Kansas City chief blame if you have to blame somebody,
00:41:18
which you shouldn't. But if you do blame Kansas City.
00:41:20
It's their name. Seriously.
00:41:24
You know, I mean it's like when you guys do your stupid Longhorn
00:41:26
thing your name is the Longhorn. So you're going to put your your
00:41:30
your two fingers up like a Longhorn.
00:41:31
It's just what it's just, that's what and that's what people do
00:41:36
because that's their team and this kid again.
00:41:40
I think you should dress up like a a furry Husky for the game.
00:41:44
Well, you know what I should do? Well, Husky's a part Wolf,
00:41:48
right? So I could call our our old
00:41:50
friend Annika Zvenska. We haven't talked about her in
00:41:53
many episodes. So those of you that don't know,
00:41:55
she's a British now, living in Norway.
00:41:58
Wolf Howler and she's smoking hot.
00:42:02
See how many dogs you piss off. PETA we we get flagged because
00:42:09
I'm wearing a Husky costume for the for the game.
00:42:12
That's funny, but. That's we laugh, Trey.
00:42:15
But that's that's scary that this is happening so.
00:42:21
You want a more light? So we're pissed.
00:42:23
Yeah, take me away. But we're pissed.
00:42:25
This kid should have done what he wanted.
00:42:27
Everyone dressed like your team and do whatever the fuck you
00:42:30
want and everyone else calm the fuck down.
00:42:32
Boom. And I guarantee you, Trey,
00:42:36
talking about this kid dressing in red face and black face
00:42:40
combined, which I don't think there's a term for wearing a
00:42:45
Native American headdress. Us talking about this, we'll
00:42:49
definitely get my butt hurt comment of the week.
00:42:51
Oh, absolutely. Guaranteed.
00:42:53
Yeah. So we'll see.
00:42:53
I like I. Look forward to it.
00:42:54
Go ahead people. Yeah, take me away from there.
00:42:58
So I've got a story that's gonna bring a whole new meaning to the
00:43:01
word pretzel. So I don't know if you enjoy
00:43:05
pretzels or not, but mine after this.
00:43:07
I mean, I wouldn't say enjoy, but I I'd go for a pretzel.
00:43:10
So I've got a little story that says the most searched.
00:43:13
A big pretzel or a small pretzel.
00:43:16
I'm sorry. Go ahead.
00:43:17
I guess it depends on look I. Don't even know the word.
00:43:20
This is going without laughing. OK, go ahead.
00:43:23
I apologize. The most searched sex positions
00:43:26
in America. Were now we're talking Trey.
00:43:29
So who cares about Native American headdresses and the
00:43:32
cultural appropriation? It gets naughty.
00:43:35
It's getting naughty. The sex.
00:43:37
Toys. Not, not you and me.
00:43:38
No, no. Maybe.
00:43:40
How much you dream? The sex toy review platform Bed
00:43:44
Bible analyzed Google Trends and found out which X-rated
00:43:51
acrobatics people were Googling in each state.
00:43:53
So it says says the results may be surprising to fans of the
00:43:58
standard missionary and cowgirl positions.
00:44:02
So it says the pretzel took the took the top spot in 14 states.
00:44:09
Whoa. The pretzel can you demonstrate
00:44:12
right now? So what it says To pull this
00:44:17
move off, one partner has to lie on their side, OK?
00:44:21
And the other straddles their bottom leg and holds up their
00:44:26
top leg while penetrating them. OK, OK.
00:44:30
Not only does this position provide deeper penetration,
00:44:34
which I'm glad I found that out, but it also allows for strong
00:44:37
eye contact and enhanced intimacy, so it allows you to
00:44:42
look deeper into your lover's eyes and have that.
00:44:46
God, you looked at me too deeply right there.
00:44:49
Yeah, yeah, you. Are you gonna go to your
00:44:51
girlfriend with a bag of pretzels and be like?
00:44:53
We're gonna pretzel tonight, baby.
00:44:54
Yeah, does this kind of do anything?
00:44:56
For you. Well, actually we've we've done
00:44:57
this one, so that's not too bad. Good for you.
00:45:00
It's not bad at all. OK, so you like the pretzel?
00:45:03
I do like the pretzel. Look, I'm not gonna lie to you.
00:45:05
That pretzel isn't that uncommon.
00:45:07
I'm taking care of business. Honestly, if there's sex
00:45:10
involved, I can only imagine what position I won't like but.
00:45:14
I bet there's got to be one. Let's find one.
00:45:16
Let's. Find one The second one in the
00:45:20
rankings was the speed bump, thanks to searches in Arkansas,
00:45:25
Colorado, Texas, Massachusetts, Tennessee, Wisconsin, Indiana.
00:45:28
So these are the ones people are searching.
00:45:32
Right, so this people are literally searching speed bumps.
00:45:35
Speed bumps. I've never heard of this.
00:45:36
OK, I've tried this. Actually, we do this quite a
00:45:40
bit. I don't.
00:45:42
Need I don't need that visual. The maneuver is similar to a
00:45:46
doggy style, but instead of the receiving partner being on all
00:45:50
fours, they are lying on their stomach with a pillow underneath
00:45:52
their hips to create the speed bump.
00:45:54
Oh. Yeah, women.
00:45:56
Sometimes women like that better.
00:45:57
That is lazy and shit, but whatever.
00:45:59
Not fine with it. Yeah, fine with it.
00:46:02
Pillow or not, it didn't matter. Like when?
00:46:04
When sex is involved. Speed bump?
00:46:06
Yeah, just just some. Just anything, right?
00:46:10
And so says the angle is a great option for couples who are
00:46:13
looking to stimulate the G spot. So Next up and this.
00:46:18
I'm trying to figure out how the fuck this this works out.
00:46:21
Next up was the Eiffel Tower. Oh, man.
00:46:25
All right. Some sort of standing.
00:46:28
It says a three person position in which one partner gets on all
00:46:32
fours to form the base of the tower A.
00:46:34
Three person. So this is, yeah, this is your
00:46:38
kind of day. Well, it depends on what 3.
00:46:40
It's true. So we've got one on all fours
00:46:44
with a base. That person performs oral sex on
00:46:48
the partner in front of them. Oh, while being penetrated by
00:46:54
their second partner from behind.
00:46:57
Oh man, it says the outside partner's high five above the
00:47:03
other person to complete the tower.
00:47:07
So I'm assuming this is 2 males and a female.
00:47:10
You're so gonna do this with the two males.
00:47:13
Which I guess. So does that mean that you're
00:47:16
you're getting, you're receiving from another male or are you
00:47:20
giving to another male? I guess it could be 3 dudes, but
00:47:23
I'm assuming. No, let's just pretend you have
00:47:26
a woman at some point. Somewhere in there.
00:47:28
Somewhere. Look, I know you have
00:47:31
tendencies, but definitely not all three.
00:47:35
I've never tried this, but I'm also wondering if you have a
00:47:39
female laying on her back with another female on top of her
00:47:44
while you're on one end penetrating from.
00:47:49
I mean, that could still be a triangle Eiffel Tower.
00:47:51
No? I wonder if that's the same
00:47:53
thing I. Don't know.
00:47:55
I don't know. It seems like the Eiffel Tower
00:47:59
provides a lot of opportunity for configuration.
00:48:02
Well, it seems like it's a a woman.
00:48:05
I'm assuming is the base and the the two men 2.
00:48:07
Men. Are the.
00:48:09
Could you do it with more than three people and somehow make an
00:48:12
Eiffel Tower? Could you have like 2 and two or
00:48:16
I think, I think, I think there, yeah, I think there's, I think
00:48:22
there's a way. I think there's more to this
00:48:24
Eiffel Tower than you're thinking.
00:48:25
Go ahead. Well.
00:48:26
This was thanks to Connecticut, Delaware, Oregon, Wyoming, where
00:48:32
the four states that search for this exposition the most.
00:48:34
Oh wow. Some of those are.
00:48:36
Some of those are quote, UN quote boring states.
00:48:39
I'd say no offense to our Delaware listeners and our
00:48:42
Wyoming listeners. A.
00:48:43
Lot of naughty females out there.
00:48:45
But yeah, OK, so is there #3? So then we've got California,
00:48:52
New York and Virginia all favored The Cupid's arrow.
00:48:56
Oh, OK. It's a variation of missionary
00:48:59
sex that's crazy. California and New York, maybe.
00:49:03
Virginia I. Get it?
00:49:04
But what variation I mean? It says, Oh my gosh, they've got
00:49:08
the wheelbarrow in here. Sure, you gotta have the
00:49:11
wheelbarrow. Says the penetrating person lies
00:49:14
on their back while the other is on top, resting their elbows and
00:49:18
keeping their legs together between their partners.
00:49:22
On top. Oh, OK.
00:49:25
So if the woman is on top, you're inside.
00:49:29
Her legs are in between yours. Is that what I was saying?
00:49:33
Yeah, that's just a woman being on top, right?
00:49:36
Between their partners, that's what I'm.
00:49:38
That just seems to me. Like a variation?
00:49:40
Of a woman on top. Yeah.
00:49:41
Yeah, I don't. I don't.
00:49:43
Said another missionary style that captured the interest in
00:49:47
Alabama, Maine, Rhode Island was the Eagles position.
00:49:52
Now we're talking. Let's get more.
00:49:55
Well, another variation of missionary says one partner lies
00:49:59
down with their legs open spread eagle, while the other
00:50:03
penetrates them. Isn't that regular mission?
00:50:05
Yeah, I don't. I mean, do you have to?
00:50:07
Are you trying to like squawk like an eagle while you while
00:50:12
you flip, flap your arms like a like you're flying?
00:50:15
I I don't get that one because I.
00:50:16
Mean. Like regular if.
00:50:17
Look, I'm not gonna lie to you dude, if my wife said let's do
00:50:20
the Eagle and I didn't know what that was and she said lay down
00:50:22
and spread, I would start going. I mean, I would do that and I
00:50:26
would start flapping my wing. You get a call from PETA on that
00:50:29
one. Residents in you're like this
00:50:31
one. Residents in of Maryland,
00:50:34
Pennsylvania and South Dakota were titillated by the pile
00:50:39
driver, an advanced sex move that requires both flexibility
00:50:43
and strength. So that would not work out for
00:50:46
me. But I know a pile driver is like
00:50:49
a wrestling move and you're a wrestling.
00:50:51
Fan I'm a what? Yeah, this definitely can't be
00:50:53
the same thing, it says. One partner lies on the floor
00:50:56
with their legs over their head and their lower back lifted up
00:51:00
off the ground. Yeah, I know this one.
00:51:02
Said the other person then squats and penetrates them from
00:51:05
above. Right.
00:51:06
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:51:08
I mean, I've heard. Yeah, Yeah.
00:51:11
That one's. I don't know.
00:51:14
I mean, that just seems a lot a lot of work, right?
00:51:17
It does. Like what's the what I mean is
00:51:20
it are the angles that different?
00:51:21
Anyway, it says I'm not a pro pile driver guy.
00:51:25
Go ahead. Says what about a butter
00:51:28
churner? It says.
00:51:30
This movie is also known as the Butter Churner.
00:51:33
Just because of the name. And that one is often searched
00:51:36
in Arizona and Illinois. Butter churner is Illinois,
00:51:39
Arizona Okay. All right.
00:51:42
We've got the position in Missouri, Vermont and Washington
00:51:46
was the wheelbarrow. Wait, but what was the butter
00:51:48
Turner? Is the same as the pod.
00:51:49
Driver, they just call it. They just call it.
00:51:51
Something different. So it's a Would you try the
00:51:53
butter Turner over the can we? Driver can we unite on one thing
00:51:57
in this country and just? I like the.
00:52:00
Butter Turner. Yeah.
00:52:01
Can we just all call it the Butter Turner?
00:52:02
That's fine. There's everybody's gotta have
00:52:04
signs. Yeah, the wheelbarrow as the
00:52:08
next one, with Missouri, Vermont and Washington looking that one
00:52:11
up says it requires the penetrating partner to stand
00:52:15
behind the other person and lift their legs while the receiver
00:52:19
use their arms to hold themselves up as as if they were
00:52:22
a. Will, right.
00:52:23
And I think that there should be contests.
00:52:26
You know how they do the Yeah the wheelbarrow contest, where
00:52:29
you use your hands and you have to walk?
00:52:31
And the other ones. There's got to be a porn video
00:52:34
out there. With that's what I'm saying.
00:52:35
Or there should there should be or there should be some sort of
00:52:38
a competition underground? Our our favorite state of
00:52:44
Florida and Ohio. We're intrigued by the
00:52:46
Corkscrew. OK, no.
00:52:50
OK, look, this may be OK. I have a visual and I I wanna
00:52:54
see if it's anything like. Alright, so this this position
00:52:57
begins with one person on their back, with the other above them
00:53:00
in a missionary position. The receiving partner then
00:53:03
closes their legs and twists their waist so that their knees
00:53:08
are at their side. Oh, oh, OK.
00:53:12
But why is that the Corkscrew? They can't come up with
00:53:14
something better because that's all they're doing is they're
00:53:16
rotating to one side. I love that it's always saying
00:53:19
the receiving partner. I know.
00:53:21
So they're so polite. Not a man and woman.
00:53:23
It's the receiving partner. It's so polite.
00:53:26
I had a visual of like some girl sitting on top of a man and just
00:53:29
going in a circle. Spinning her.
00:53:32
The Corkscrew, one of the guy doing the spinning and he's just
00:53:35
yeah, anyway. The Lotus, a modified version of
00:53:39
the Cowgirl, was a favored search in Montana and New
00:53:43
Hampshire. Obviously, we know the
00:53:46
penetrating partner is sitting on their receiver's faces with
00:53:50
them and wraps their legs around them while rocking back and
00:53:54
forth. Oh, I guess that's the Lotus as
00:53:57
opposed to the Cowgirl. Yeah, OK.
00:54:01
OK. See, this is where it's
00:54:02
confusing. This thing would be simple.
00:54:04
We have 55 terms, but we have like 15 because no one can
00:54:08
agree. Why can't we just say we're
00:54:10
going to have sex anyway? Because that's no fun.
00:54:14
You want to. Residents of the South of South
00:54:17
Carolina were searching for the butterfly position in which the
00:54:21
receiver lies on their back on the edge of the bed while their
00:54:24
partner stands to penetrate them.
00:54:27
Sure. OK, I've done that.
00:54:29
Hawaii's favorite favorite sex position was the Jackhammer.
00:54:34
Oh, why? Damn, all those big, like
00:54:37
Hawaiian dudes are just like. Hammering it a more aggressive
00:54:41
version of doggy style. Shit.
00:54:43
Well, right. But I don't even know if it's
00:54:45
just doggy. Is it any position?
00:54:47
Well, it says the penetration partner holds the receiver
00:54:51
upside down and spreads their legs to resemble the handles of
00:54:55
a Jack hammer while answering them.
00:54:59
So they're really taking it to literal level.
00:55:02
Holy shit. How big is this, partner?
00:55:05
I mean, come on man, How strong are these?
00:55:08
How strong is the penetrator? The penetrator saying the
00:55:13
penetrator and the receiver doesn't make this any less
00:55:15
sexual, no? Yeah, Michigan residents May.
00:55:19
Have their. I apologize to anybody that
00:55:21
doesn't want to hear this from us, but this is interesting,
00:55:25
yeah. Yeah, Michigan residents may be
00:55:28
the most pure of heart, with the traditional missionary position
00:55:32
being their top search. That's fucking boring.
00:55:35
Michigan people are missionary, huh?
00:55:37
Yeah, that's why they're going to lose that.
00:55:40
I was going to say, what's Alabama?
00:55:42
Maybe that's why they'll have a ton of energy for the national
00:55:45
champion. That's true.
00:55:47
In New Jersey, there was interest in the prone position
00:55:51
that requires the receiving partner to lie flat on their
00:55:54
stomach while they are penetrated from behind.
00:55:57
Didn't we already go over that one?
00:55:58
Oh, that, this that had a that had a pillow.
00:56:00
This is that a pillow? All right, take it easy in New
00:56:03
Jersey. Right, so the sniper, an oral
00:56:07
sex position, captured the attention of people in North
00:56:09
Carolina, where it was most searched.
00:56:11
It is very fairly simple in which the giver lies on their
00:56:15
stomach instead of their knees while performing oral sex.
00:56:19
OK, OK, that's what we need is a list of like different oral sex
00:56:23
positions. I like that's your assignment.
00:56:26
I've done that one the OR the sniper.
00:56:29
I've been sniper. To a man, no.
00:56:34
I didn't know you could do that too well from that angle.
00:56:37
No, I've had it done to me, I guess.
00:56:38
Oh, that's that's what that's what you meant to say.
00:56:40
Sorry. To a man.
00:56:43
So you meant you meant to say, but sorry, things slip out,
00:56:46
Trey, that's OK. Anyway, residents of Georgia
00:56:50
took to Google to research the classic spooning position where
00:56:53
both partners lie on one side, facing the same direction, blah
00:56:56
blah blah. Finally, in Alaska, where they
00:56:58
have a lot of chlamydia, residents may be curious about
00:57:02
domination with their frequent searches of Triceratops
00:57:06
position. Best for last What the fuck is
00:57:08
the Triceratop position? The receiver bends over with
00:57:12
their stomach parallel to the floor as their partner holds
00:57:16
their arms to the side of their body and penetrates them from
00:57:20
behind. Oh, I've done that.
00:57:21
Yeah, well, yeah. But why is it Triceratops?
00:57:23
How does that mean there's three I?
00:57:27
Don't know why. Oh, there's a There's the third,
00:57:32
I think. OK, either way.
00:57:34
I mean, good for them because everything else is cold.
00:57:36
It's cold as shit. Let me scroll back up here.
00:57:39
Anyway. See if there was any funny names
00:57:42
that we that we missed. So is there anyone that you're
00:57:45
planning on trying? Wheelbarrow seems.
00:57:48
No, look, I'm. Not.
00:57:50
No one is going to get me to say what I've done or what I'm going
00:57:53
to try. The butter churner?
00:57:55
That sounds fun. Yeah, no, I'm not going to tell
00:57:59
you either way, because I'm pretty sure that I'm already in
00:58:04
trouble for just talking about it, much less telling you you,
00:58:10
Fox, what I actually do. That's hilarious.
00:58:15
Yeah, for all you know, it's missionary and that's it.
00:58:17
And once we had our two kids, we stopped.
00:58:19
That's all you need to know. That's all we need to know.
00:58:21
You've done it twice at least. Twice at least.
00:58:26
Well, the pretzel gives you the intimacy where you can look into
00:58:28
your eyes. No, that's right.
00:58:30
That's what is Pretzel. Look.
00:58:31
Yeah, maybe pretzel. Maybe a little.
00:58:35
Maybe a little jackhammer. Oh shit.
00:58:42
I mean, you know, if things get a little crazy and she goes,
00:58:46
what the hell are you doing? I'll be like, look, it's just
00:58:48
called the jackhammer. Calm down.
00:58:50
See, I'm surprised there's not one where you they they, you
00:58:53
know, they had the legs up over your shoulders.
00:58:56
Well, I guarantee you that if you find it, it's a different
00:58:59
source of just sex positions. These are the most searched.
00:59:03
Oh, that's true. Yeah.
00:59:04
I don't have one called consensual on here either, so.
00:59:11
So, but I mean, like there are so many positions.
00:59:15
I mean any kind of possible angle.
00:59:16
It's almost, it's almost like Infinity.
00:59:18
Yeah. And so I'd be very curious to
00:59:24
hear some of the nicknames for some of the positions.
00:59:28
So that that's a good start we'll we'll move forward from
00:59:30
that that's those are the most search in the states right
00:59:36
Speaking of states. Speaking, I was almost about to
00:59:38
say. That you should have said it
00:59:39
before I did you. You.
00:59:40
Beat me to the punch. We, I I can't tell whether
00:59:45
people are like football in in states.
00:59:49
Who gives a shit? Hopefully my McDonald's and
00:59:53
Monkey selfie story save the show.
00:59:55
Monkey selfie story. But we're gonna talk about the
00:59:59
five states. Look, don't don't tell me the
01:00:02
sex position thing didn't get people listening.
01:00:05
I was curious, yeah. I mean, how many people are
01:00:07
jackhammering right now? Right now.
01:00:10
Right now. Well, not right now.
01:00:11
But right now, when you're listening to this part, in fact,
01:00:15
I'm just gonna title this section The Jackhammer.
01:00:17
The jackhammer to jackhammer. Yes, that'll be the name of the
01:00:21
show to Jackhammer. And what was the other one?
01:00:23
The. Triceratops the butter.
01:00:27
Churn the butter churner You like the butter churner to
01:00:30
jackhammer a butter churner will be the name of the next show.
01:00:35
But all right, guys, we have five more states.
01:00:40
Last five, I swear to God, just because we're gonna start a
01:00:43
whole new segment about the next 50 states that.
01:00:47
Does something great. This there's scores for reading
01:00:51
comprehension. Yeah.
01:00:54
Bear with us for the last five states at what each state is
01:00:59
worst at. And where are we for the love of
01:01:01
God? Well, you're wearing the shirt
01:01:03
right now. So, all right, here we go.
01:01:05
Washington most likely to beat the shit out of the Little Texas
01:01:08
Longhorns. No, no.
01:01:09
This one is the and I shit you not.
01:01:11
It says worst at loving Justin Bieber.
01:01:14
You gotta be You gotta be kidding me.
01:01:16
That may be the best one we've. Done.
01:01:17
Oh my God people. Look, people that are just
01:01:20
tuning into this may be like, this is a cool list.
01:01:22
That's kind of funny. Worst at Loving Justin Bieber.
01:01:24
Loving Justin Bieber, meaning they don't like.
01:01:26
Him. They don't like him, apparently.
01:01:28
They said Washington did legalize pot smoking even though
01:01:31
people can't grow weed at home. So the next best thing to do,
01:01:36
and it's free, is adore Justin Bieber.
01:01:40
What? So that makes sense.
01:01:43
No, not even a little bit. Trent Washington.
01:01:46
Hold on, Washington legalized pot smoking.
01:01:50
But they can't grow it. Oh, I didn't know that.
01:01:53
So they're saying that. How does that have anything to
01:01:56
adjust? Whoever did this list.
01:02:00
They grabbed you. In in Washington, Question.
01:02:03
Mark, move on, West Virginia. Oh God, go ahead.
01:02:08
The fewest college graduates per capita.
01:02:10
There you go. That doesn't surprise me at all.
01:02:15
Move on SO. You don't want to read the
01:02:18
Little Verbiage? Go ahead.
01:02:20
OK? West Virginia is almost heaven
01:02:22
in John Denver's famous song. But economically, economically
01:02:26
speaking, the state is a bit of a black hole.
01:02:29
Aside from having the fewest college graduates, they have the
01:02:33
fewest full time workers plus the lowest level of optimism
01:02:37
regarding the economy. There's not.
01:02:39
There's just nothing going on. I mean if you tell me about a
01:02:41
state like at least Wyoming's got the park and all these
01:02:45
things. West Virginia, it's and it's and
01:02:48
it's pretty W I've been. I've had a golf tournament at
01:02:51
near Charleston, which is probably the only little area
01:02:54
there. Morgantown, I'm sorry.
01:02:55
Morgantown, where the university is OK.
01:02:58
That little, that little segment of West Virginia is is fairly
01:03:01
nice, but there's just nothing there.
01:03:04
Like, like my brother did some work up there in the field for
01:03:08
engineering and he's like they eat squirrels and shit and it's
01:03:11
like, oh shit, it's just like there's not a lot, there's
01:03:13
nothing happening. And so that doesn't surprise me
01:03:16
at all. Next Wisconsin, OK.
01:03:21
Highest incarceration rate of African Americans.
01:03:28
Oh, Wisconsin. Wisconsin.
01:03:31
Really. Is that why all of their
01:03:33
football players? Are what to say.
01:03:35
How do they recruit a football team right there?
01:03:37
Because they're all have you seen that team?
01:03:39
It's like a team with Whitey's. I mean not I'm not trying to be
01:03:42
like racist. I'm just saying that they're
01:03:44
known as offensive line U and and all you have are these five
01:03:47
big Wisconsin white kids that grew up you know, throwing logs.
01:03:51
But but why? Go ahead and read the snippet.
01:03:54
It says you and your snippet. 12.8% of African American men
01:04:00
are incarcerated in Wisconsin. That's near double the national
01:04:04
average of 6.7% and 3% points worse than Oklahoma.
01:04:10
Which must be the next I guess. It says an African man, African
01:04:16
American man, will end up in jail faster than anyone playing
01:04:19
Monopoly. OK, that's stupid.
01:04:23
Next page. No, no, no.
01:04:26
I'm fascinated by this because the you can make an issue out of
01:04:29
this one. This one's like a serious 1
01:04:31
double. You're talking about double?
01:04:34
The average. That's a lot.
01:04:36
And I wonder why, because I lived in, in obviously in
01:04:38
Chicago, just South of Wisconsin, and you're going, is
01:04:41
it because like Wisconsin's scared to turn into Chicago?
01:04:44
I mean, is it, you know, Chicago's got some issues?
01:04:47
We all know. Other states sending them there.
01:04:49
I don't know, man, but that but that.
01:04:51
The double thing got me when you said 12% and the national
01:04:54
average is 6 6.7. Yes.
01:04:57
Well, OK, it's 6.7. Trey next.
01:05:00
OK, Trey's already be done with this shit.
01:05:03
Wyoming. OK, I love Wyoming.
01:05:06
Go ahead. Highest suicide rate?
01:05:09
Well, that's interesting because it's so beautiful there.
01:05:13
It it really is. There's just, I guess, not a lot
01:05:15
to do there there. It's the least populated.
01:05:20
Is that what they was gonna tell you?
01:05:21
Wyoming is the least populous state, though.
01:05:23
People. I didn't write this, I swear.
01:05:26
Says Wyoming has the highest suicide rate of 23.2 per
01:05:30
100. Whoa, 23 per 100?
01:05:33
That's crazy. Says New Jersey is the state
01:05:36
with the highest will to live with a suicide rate nearly three
01:05:39
times lower new. Jersey really is the highest
01:05:43
that wants to live. And that was that was it.
01:05:47
Wyoming, was it? I thought there was a There's
01:05:51
none after Wyoming. No, that was the last one.
01:05:53
No, my page didn't go next. There's no there's no YS.
01:05:57
No. No Y state.
01:05:59
No, Wyoming was the only one. What about Z?
01:06:02
We don't have Z. No Z.
01:06:05
Well, good. There you go, people.
01:06:07
You're welcome. 50 states, everything they're worst at.
01:06:10
Go back and listen to the last 10 shows to get this
01:06:14
information. It's very important that you
01:06:16
know that when you go through Kansas.
01:06:19
Well, I'm not gonna tell you now you have to go back to listen.
01:06:22
You gotta find it. Just take a guess.
01:06:25
And if you don't find it immediately, why listen to three
01:06:27
or four shows? You gotta see what the next
01:06:29
article. Brings out, yeah.
01:06:30
So the 50, the things every fifty you try this again.
01:06:38
The thing every state is worst at one thing now been completed.
01:06:43
Thank fucking Christ. You're welcome.
01:06:49
If I think for my my self-awareness tonight, it's
01:06:51
going to be that like. You're done with that.
01:06:54
People that that think they have something clever and they just
01:06:59
don't. I've got some self-awareness.
01:07:01
OK. You can do a self-awareness.
01:07:02
I have one that I have one today and it's very similar to some of
01:07:06
the other ones that I've had at the grocery store.
01:07:08
But I, I, I, I'm just look, this is where I vent.
01:07:12
I can't vent to my wife. She goes quit being irrational
01:07:15
and just take a deep breath. And that I don't want to do
01:07:17
that. That's boring.
01:07:18
That is boring. What's yours?
01:07:20
So I went and saw a comedian this weekend.
01:07:25
And what day? Or is it Tuesday?
01:07:28
Yes, over the weekend I went and saw a comedian and.
01:07:31
That's great. Yeah, with my woman.
01:07:34
And of course I put us on the front row, you know, got to put
01:07:38
us on the front row, which means that.
01:07:40
So you couldn't do the the did you do the butter churn later
01:07:44
on? No.
01:07:45
No butter churning. No butter churning, OK?
01:07:47
The comedian decided to to go in on me a little bit.
01:07:51
Oh, he did? Oh, yeah.
01:07:52
I want to hear this. OK is do we know this guy?
01:07:56
Yeah, he's. Well, I know this guy.
01:07:58
Yeah. He's been in stuff before.
01:08:00
What's his name? TJ Miller.
01:08:02
T I'm writing it down just because I I know that.
01:08:05
I know that name. He's been in tons of stuff,
01:08:07
right? OK.
01:08:07
TJ Miller. Yeah.
01:08:08
You saw him and he dug into you. He dug into me.
01:08:11
I love it. I know.
01:08:12
I know who that is. It's like I hit the mic 2 * a
01:08:15
show. So of course he's asking
01:08:16
questions and I'm thinking I'm funny.
01:08:18
Like in front of. In front of the people, Yeah.
01:08:21
And I think I'm funny and. He said I would.
01:08:24
I would be so embarrassed. So he looks at, he looks at my
01:08:28
girlfriend, says this is the guy.
01:08:31
I can tell that it feels like he's the funniest one in the
01:08:34
room, right? It's perfect.
01:08:36
He's yeah, he's maybe only funny 60% of the time, if that.
01:08:42
I was like, Oh my God, I was. I was devastated.
01:08:46
Yeah, I bet that hurt. So yeah, I was a little defeated
01:08:50
on that. One.
01:08:50
I bet that one hurt. Yeah, that was that he.
01:08:53
So maybe I'm not that funny. Right.
01:08:54
He went overboard. I was a little sad by.
01:08:56
That, well, maybe he's not that funny, 'cause he's doing like
01:08:58
small clubs. So yeah.
01:09:02
So I went home and cried after that.
01:09:05
Was that before or after the jackhammer?
01:09:10
Would you? I think it was a pretzel like
01:09:12
that. Was it like that's what.
01:09:13
But what is what is self-awareness?
01:09:15
Like what? Then maybe I'm not just is that.
01:09:17
Oh, you're being self-awareness? Yeah, it brought awareness to
01:09:20
the fact that I'm not funny, right?
01:09:22
You're trying to inform our listeners.
01:09:26
You're inspired by the fact that I have taken the initiative
01:09:29
about myself, right? Admitting that there are things
01:09:32
I need to be more self aware of, and now you're saying you're
01:09:36
doing the same? Right, so maybe I need to be the
01:09:38
serious one of the show now, and you're the funny one now.
01:09:41
I I think this guy was really wrong, Fucked your head all up.
01:09:48
Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny.
01:09:50
I think he thought he was being funny and in turn it it really
01:09:55
messed with your psyche. Yeah, I might have cried on the
01:09:58
way home, but I may need a hug after this.
01:10:03
God was it before after the eagle position?
01:10:08
It was the pretzel, actually. We might have done the speed.
01:10:11
Well, the you said you're saying how much you need some emotional
01:10:17
support, but Speed bump was your Speed bump took care of me.
01:10:20
No, you need the pretzel. Because what it it allowed you
01:10:22
to look into each other's eyes. Intimate.
01:10:24
I needed that moment at the moment I needed intimate
01:10:27
contact. Look, I love TJ and things that
01:10:29
he's done, but fuck that guy because you're funny.
01:10:32
And if you're not funny, man, I've been wasting a lot of time
01:10:38
with you in the show. So I hope some people out there
01:10:41
think you're funny. I do.
01:10:43
I do. Yeah, I think it's definitely
01:10:45
over 60%. Thank you.
01:10:47
I mean 63, I I think that you're a 90% guy.
01:10:52
I appreciate that. And I are you rounding up or.
01:10:56
Yeah from from 50? No, no, I I I I appreciate
01:11:02
everything you had to the show. And you know I've talked to
01:11:04
people recently about the show and they they've said in fact to
01:11:09
a couple of people that have come on the show and and at the
01:11:11
same time there was they've come onto the show to talk, they even
01:11:18
come on the show. I know what all of you were
01:11:21
thinking but and then and then there was somebody that we're
01:11:25
we're wanting to have on the show that was there as well.
01:11:27
And so we talked a lot about the show and and I think that that
01:11:34
overall we we talked about the fact that you and I kind of
01:11:39
complement each other because I'll just, I'll talk, I'll lead,
01:11:42
I'll take control, I'll do whatever I want.
01:11:47
I'll come in with the Huh Or how do you spell?
01:11:50
That and and Trey. And Trey waits for his moments.
01:11:53
And I think that you have to have that anything, whether it's
01:11:55
like sports broadcasting, you've always got your play by play and
01:11:58
your color commentator and I think that's what we do.
01:12:01
Well, if you had two of either of us trying to do a show, it
01:12:04
wouldn't work. At all can.
01:12:06
You imagine two of me like, just stop talking.
01:12:10
No, you stop talking. No, you said, and two of you
01:12:12
were. It's like you sit there for a
01:12:13
while waiting, waiting for the. Waiting.
01:12:16
For the punchline, Waiting for a punchline.
01:12:19
Somebody say something so I can, you know.
01:12:21
And that's why I think that this is a special deal that we have
01:12:23
and I and I hope everyone else is enjoying it as well, myself
01:12:27
or just real fast. All it is is some bitch that sat
01:12:31
on her phone in front of the sushi sushi section at the
01:12:34
grocery store. I've talked about sushi before.
01:12:37
I. Serious about your.
01:12:38
Sushi. I get it and I'm ready.
01:12:40
I wanted to go home and and this she's just sitting there and
01:12:43
she's middle-aged on her phone and she's in the.
01:12:47
I literally can't see around her to see what I want to get and I
01:12:50
and I can't then look, this grocery store is a great job of
01:12:54
of variety. I mean I can't just go in there
01:12:56
and grab something. I have to take my time.
01:12:59
She's on her phone texting in front of it, and she looks back
01:13:03
and she just, she didn't even say she was sorry.
01:13:06
Wow. She just kind of like, oh, and
01:13:08
then she kind of moved to the side, like I was a pain.
01:13:11
Did you get that wash? It doesn't shirt on at the.
01:13:13
Time. No, no, it doesn't end there.
01:13:15
Uh. Oh.
01:13:17
She moves away and she finishes her texting or whatever and I'm
01:13:20
looking and as soon as she stops texting she comes and she's like
01:13:23
right over my shoulder trying to find her some sushi now, and she
01:13:27
leans over me, reaches across me and grabs 1.
01:13:31
Not yours, I hope. No, I may have punched her if
01:13:34
that had happened. I I just feel like again, look
01:13:39
around and and be like, you know, I'm not the only one here.
01:13:42
Whenever I have to get on the phone and text at the store,
01:13:44
which I hate doing, but when I have to do it to ask if I'm
01:13:48
getting the right right fucking olive oil something, I move to
01:13:55
the side and every word I'm looking around to make sure that
01:13:58
I'm not causing anybody any issues.
01:14:02
Am I too polite? Trey not.
01:14:04
At. All doing this segment for 50
01:14:07
something shows that we've done God 50.
01:14:10
We're almost at 60 shows. Are we bitching too much, or do
01:14:15
people need to start listening? People need to start listening.
01:14:18
Well that's what I thought but that's our that's our deal
01:14:21
that's that's tonight and really excited to have our guest on
01:14:28
next show and it's it's coming up it should be out next week
01:14:33
but tell you what keep going and looking and that was that was
01:14:37
another comment it didn't it didn't qualify for like butthurt
01:14:40
comment of the week but it was I mean I posted a a that that
01:14:44
collaboration clip that our gun instructor I think I'll call
01:14:48
should I call him that. Or weapons A.
01:14:50
Specialist, specialist for us, for us, our bodyguard.
01:14:56
We haven't signed any contracts, but he's agreed in.
01:15:00
Principle. In principle, I mean, we don't,
01:15:02
we don't have any payment set up yet, but handshake.
01:15:06
But he gave us a collaboration video of us going and doing
01:15:10
shooting for the first time, which I thought was a pretty
01:15:14
cool deal. That was it was it was something
01:15:16
fun, It was something good. We did it safely.
01:15:19
We'd never done it before. The Eiffel Tower or the?
01:15:22
Shooting In this case, it's the shooting.
01:15:24
If you want to talk to Eiffel Tower, we can do that too, but
01:15:27
that did not involve this gentleman.
01:15:30
We'll ask him about the Eiffel Tower when we when he comes on
01:15:33
the show. God, the first question to you.
01:15:40
Have you been a part? So anyway, so some guy you know,
01:15:45
we posted this, this, that video and it was very quick.
01:15:48
It was, you know, under a minute and on YouTube with some guys
01:15:51
like D bags. And my response was like, you
01:15:55
seem intelligent, like good comeback.
01:15:59
What was the, I mean, give us some substance, I'm willing to
01:16:02
accept that, you might think. Is it because you don't like
01:16:05
guns? Is it because we were being
01:16:07
silly? Was it because we were being
01:16:10
pussies? Because the guns were loud?
01:16:12
Which was that? It was that.
01:16:13
One which was a which was. Yeah.
01:16:14
Which was a joke. I mean we're I mean yes it was
01:16:17
loud but we weren't really jumping you know so but he'll be
01:16:22
on and and like I said this gentleman I won't go through the
01:16:24
whole list but he's army. He's an army guy he's a security
01:16:27
guard for children. He does it all a really good man
01:16:30
and I hope he I know he's looking forward to being on and
01:16:33
so you'll get a break from having just the two of us
01:16:38
babbling about sex positions. He'll Babble.
01:16:43
About it, yeah, we'll ask. We'll ask him what it is and
01:16:46
then and then we'll have a guest on and and if all goes as
01:16:49
planned and and talk a little bit about the opposite of
01:16:53
everything we talk about with with our gun enthusiasts.
01:16:57
And there we go. So I'm looking forward to the
01:16:59
next couple of shows and I hope you guys had fun.
01:17:02
I did. Yeah.
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Well, you're not going to go and and listen if you will to a
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pizza shop that has like 2 star reviews, that has no reviews or
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has no whatever, right? A would mean the world to us.
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Give us a quick like, you know, these guys can be funny.
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What? What do we decide 90% of the
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time, Trey? Yeah, tell us your your favorite
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sex position. Yeah, I mean, we're willing to
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talk about anything and it really helps us out.
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And I'm gonna keep saying it until you do it.
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Yeah, he will. All right.
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Love you guys later. None.
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I tell you what the triceratops does get does get her going, so.
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It sounds like it hurts 3 horns involved.
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It's fun. Good for you.