This episode of Stay in the Gray brings comedy, controversy, and parenting agility together like only Ryan and Trey can. From a viral clip of a “super dad” juggling a baby, beer, and baseball, to a controversial claim by a BLM organizer defending looting, the guys don’t hold back.
They also launch a brand-new recurring segment ranking what each U.S. state is worst at, starting with Alabama to California. Plus: painful TikTok threats, football gambling regrets, and gas pump etiquette that needs to be discussed.
🔥 What’s Inside:
The “3 B’s” moment that broke baseball Twitter
BLM organizer says looting is justified—Ryan and Trey weigh in
TikTok death wish? The most dramatic comment yet
Their failed “sure thing” football bets
Brand-new segment: What each state is worst at (Part 1)
Gas station rants & kid germs in public places
📌 Chapters (Condensed):
00:41 – Letter of the Week & Show and Tell
07:13 – Super Dad: Beer, Baby & Baseball
08:46 – TikTok Comment Threatens Death
13:32 – Football Weekend Disaster & Betting Picks
22:39 – BLM Organizer Defends Looting
40:54 – New Segment: What Each State Is Worst At (AL–CA)
47:33 – Awareness Segment: Gas Pumps & Kid Germs
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Hey there, everybody. How is everybody out there doing
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tonight? I'm doing well.
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How not you? Oh.
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Sorry, just getting obviously I just want to feel some love.
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I know how well you're doing. And so I thought I would ask.
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You know, I was listening back to an A previous episode and
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there was one where I asked immediately how everyone else
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was doing, how are our listeners doing?
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How it basically everybody but you.
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And it just felt more natural because I know how you're
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original, you're here. If you were bad, I would know it
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already. Oh, that's true.
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Yeah, I do. See that?
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See what I'm doing there? I do see what you do.
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So I'm going to try from here on out to say, hey everybody first,
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do you like that or would you rather me say it to you?
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I want to me first. OK?
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All right, everybody. Sorry, this is The One Show you
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got to. You got to be first.
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So I wanted to tell you really quick before we even get going
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here about my kid. We talk a lot about him.
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He is 3 1/2, almost four. I don't want to hear.
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Your shit. You have a 3 1/2 year old
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birthday party and he should have like a mini party, but so
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they're doing this school, they're doing a letter of the
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week and last week, like for example last week was E and then
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they do a show and tell and he brings like he brought an
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excavator, some kids brought Easter eggs, some kids brought
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elephants. As boring?
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Yeah, but Excavator was cool, right?
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Unless they asked him to spell it, yeah.
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And he screwed bust it out just like it's nothing.
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Nope. You and I would think about it
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for a while. I don't think I even knew what
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an excavator was until I had a had a kid.
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So yeah, but so I get an e-mail today.
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This week's letter is the letter P as in Paul.
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And he did he bring it there like.
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By the name of Paul in That would be weird.
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This is Paul. Like I met him in the parking
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lot person, parking lot Paul. I've also learned there's a lot
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of P words, by the way, but so anyway, apparently he walked in
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and proceeded to pull down his pants.
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Oh, and point to himself and say that he had A and she caught him
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right in time. Oh, saved by the teacher.
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Saved by the teacher. I bet the ladies were intrigued.
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He he might have had a few phone numbers in his.
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In his backpack, next to his water.
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That's a high five moment right there.
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She basically wanted to let me know that he is fully aware of
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what a penis. Is there, we go.
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So I don't know. I didn't know whether I was
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proud of him for giving those numbers.
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Little fist bump or if I was like son, we can't, we can't
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just take it out anywhere. Although you know sometimes
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he'll be at the park and it it just hits him all the sudden and
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he just pulls his pants down. He just starts going like we
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need to at least find a tree or. Anyway, enjoy that while you're
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young. I don't think it.
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Would just frowned upon when you get to your 40s.
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And I think you and I were going to do a segment we should read
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it. We should look back at that
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about what they can do that we're not allowed to do.
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And I thought that was pretty good, cuz.
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I am absolutely scared to death to pee in a park.
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There's been a couple times I've been riding and I'll got to go.
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And I will go as far into the damn force as possible just to
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avoid somebody accidentally walking by, you know, I don't
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want them to trip over it if they go by.
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Oh, that's true too. Yeah, you.
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Remember when we were on one of, we were on a fairway and we got
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paired up with a couple of the guys and we're sitting there
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talking about your next shot and the guys like, Oh yeah, I think
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you should go go for it this side and all of a sudden we
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hear. And he was literally peeing on
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the fairway right behind us as he's talking to us.
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Do you remember that was like that?
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That's holy. I think he was like, yeah, it
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doesn't matter. It's all guys out here.
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I'm like, no, I don't think it is all guys out here.
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But to each his own I. Guess just the golf course is
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the one place where P etiquette kind of just takes the backseat
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to anything else. I've anyway, but I'm like you I
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kind of go into anyway. Who gives it?
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I digress. Yeah, who cares?
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But anyway, I just thought I'd tell you that about my man.
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He he's he's growing up so fast. She's good with the letter P
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There's another word he'll learn soon that starts with letter Pi.
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Probably not soon, but I think if there was one one thing that
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he could have said that would have been worse, like that would
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be it. That would have been it.
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I don't think there's anything anything worse.
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Telling this teacher you've got a That's not how we taught it.
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We taught it the appropriate word that starts with a V, like
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in Victor, so on V week then. We can roll that out.
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We'll have a talk before school that day, yeah.
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Don't point this out. Yeah.
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I don't wanna have to come pick you up early.
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Yeah, we're gonna go with violets.
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The flower? Yeah.
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Violin. Maybe I'll.
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There we go. But anyway, I hope everybody
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enjoyed the the the Antoine show.
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If you're if you've gotten through it yet, it was like how
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many hours was it? A lot.
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And we always said have fun with Antoine.
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I always want to nudge him along a little bit because I feel like
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he he's got so much to say and he, you know, he's, I have a lot
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to say but I get it out. Yeah, right.
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Yeah, you do, mostly. And I feel like he has a lot to
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say and sometimes he tries to like, cap it a little bit and he
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doesn't want to. He thinks he's going too far.
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Yeah, like, no, no, not on this show.
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If he knows us, there's never going too far.
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But I thought it was fun, right? It was fun, always fun.
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With Antoine. We always talk about how, you
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know, let's just have these types of topics and this and
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that and whatever. And then it ends up being, if
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you listed last night or excuse me, last episode and whatever we
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talked about, it's all over the place.
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And we had it was everywhere. And so that's what I enjoy about
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our show, not only our guest but our show is a whole.
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So I hope you do as well. I think I enjoyed looking at
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these little run sheets of notes that we put down as we have.
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I'm telling you we need to release those or something as
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far as like a fan pack whenever we get really famous, right?
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Right. Because I do have a huge
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notebook and if you just turned randomly back to a page, you're
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like. What the hell?
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So Antoine was fun, and I have a couple of quick things.
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First, besides my kid and show and tell, did you hear this?
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The baseball game? There was a father who was a
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man, but he happened to be a father.
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A man, and he caught a foul ball with his bare hand.
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Apparently it wasn't. I saw it.
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It came in hot. It wasn't like some high fly,
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you know, Take your time with it.
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Anything off the bat like that that's pretty impressive bare
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handed? Well, he in his other hand was a
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baby and a beer. Baby and a beer.
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In the other hand, I bet the wife was out there in baseball.
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How about that? So he caught the ball and
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didn't. I think I maybe saw a little
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drop of the beer, but I'm willing to forgive it.
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Yeah, that's. And.
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And he and he caught the ball, had the baby and the beer.
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I mean, it was just this. And I and I started thinking and
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I said, you know, we give credit to our military, to all, to
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these wonderful people in our world.
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Right. And this guy deserves some
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kudos. Absolutely right.
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OK. You think you got shit from the
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the wife? Yeah.
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Yeah. I wonder if she was there.
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I didn't. I didn't.
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I don't know that much. But what I also wonder is what
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would happen if the ball came and I was in that situation.
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Be that explosion, the beer everywhere that that my kids on
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the ground, the ball. What if I came away?
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Caught the ball though. Beers all over the kids.
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But you caught the ball. I'd probably hand it to the
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kids. Might be that dad that keeps it.
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You know, yeah, it's going in my case, right?
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So I thought that was funny. Before we get into some of the
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stuff, some of our stuff I, you know I've jumped on to TikTok.
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I think a lot of you know that that are that are listeners and
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watchers. So we're doing a lot of YouTube,
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a lot of lot of TikTok. So what comes along with that
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besides the dislike button on YouTube which has me all riled
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up sometimes I've gotten better. We haven't got as many dislikes.
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But on TikTok, there are obviously comments and I got a
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new comment and I was. I did a quick video because I've
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heard that these short little videos for TikTok and YouTube,
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it's better to be quick and precise.
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Short and sweet. People have no attention when
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you think. When you think video upload,
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think about Trey's sex life. Quick and precise.
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Quick and precise. Because apparently no one has an
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attention span. And so I did a video, and I
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don't even know if you saw it for our I should probably show
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you before I put it on our page. But I put it up and it was just
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it was simple. It was 10 seconds long and it
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was like, why does everybody get so offended by so many things?
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It's. A good question, but previously
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I had put it up on, I think one of the other platforms and the
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full version was why does everybody get so offended?
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We recently, you know, we did a show recently about a woman who
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I didn't want to see die, but she died at the hands of a of a
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pack of Dashins. And if anybody knows, if anybody
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knows, and I and I specified, I said if anybody doesn't know
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what a dashing is and I was very precise, they're the weenie
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dogs. And if you visualize, look, I'm
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sad for this woman and her family.
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No one wants anybody to die. I mean, I was very serious about
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that. However, if you visualize a pack
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of weenie dogs attacking anybody, don't think about the
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aftermen. Don't think about what happened.
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Just think about them attacking. You're going to chuckle.
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Everyone needs to laugh again. That's what I said.
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Everyone needs to just laugh again and shut the fuck up, man.
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Who cares? Can you imagine being a family
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member having to tell that story?
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Was it a pack of Rottweilers? Well.
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It was a pack of weenie dogs. Was it Wolves or oh?
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And. You know, the person listening
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to that story is gonna crack a smile at some point or just kind
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of walk away and laugh anyway. Go ahead, I wonder what happened
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if if the family, when the next time they see a dash and they
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do, they have like rage towards the kick it or kick the shit out
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of it. And but anyway, so this this
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dude, I'm calling him straight. He gets on there any comments
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and he goes, you know, karma and all this bullshit.
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He goes, I expect you to die, and probably in an extra painful
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way because of what you said. That sucks for you.
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And it sucks for you as well because it's our ends are
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staying the great age I. See.
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Yeah. OK.
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Yeah, I guess so. He's mad at both of us.
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He's he's mad at me but I'm dragging you with me But just
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the fact that this dude come on. I mean I even explained it it's
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like you can't even I'm just learning.
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I'm learning that you can't even explain your way out of
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anything. I mean I, I, I flat out said we
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don't want her we didn't want her to die we're not cheering it
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on but come on chuckle have fun. And then I said on the on the
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description of the video said anybody that's likeminded or
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not, come check us out because this is what we do a lot.
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We like to laugh at the expense of others usually anyway.
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So I wanted to bring that up to you because we're getting
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comments. We're getting good ones too.
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There's some funny ones, people that have responded, but I don't
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feel like they're show worthy because we get so many.
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No, because they're they're really nice and that's cool.
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I just wanted to call. I mean really, I'm going to die
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in an extremely painful way apparently, and you are too.
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And as I, as I throw my pen around, you're part of the team
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so. I want a shot at the pack of
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weenie dogs. If that's the case, if I can
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kick the shit out of some weenie dogs, I still don't understand.
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Yeah, I still don't understand how she couldn't at least get to
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higher ground. Like the next step?
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Yeah. How do you not just?
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A curb. Just get up here.
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Just just go up. I mean, Can you imagine Shit.
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Imagine she gets herself up onto a table or something and just
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all these little dogs, little dogs, little weenie just jumping
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up. I think there was.
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Was there a border collie also or something?
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But. They're not that big either.
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I don't think so. She'd have to just go one more
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step. So we have now we have pissed
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off as somebody on TikTok, but you know what?
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There are like 8 kabillion people on there.
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So this one douche bag can just fuck right off.
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So you had a bad weekend in one regard and I'm going to go ahead
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and say it. It was about your football
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teams. Oh my God, do you have anything
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to say or do you just want to just forget about it?
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Well, so I am going to bring up the fact that so my girlfriend
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never really followed American football until she started
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seeing me, right? And I think I'm leading her down
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the wrong path of teams to follow.
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So on Saturday she she was at home.
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Hey, is there any football on TV to watch?
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And I said, well, the Longhorns already played and.
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And and lost. And I said there's a good Texas
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A and M's playing Alabama. That should be a fun game.
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She's like, OK, I'm going to watch that.
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I said OK, well, make sure you root for Alabama.
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She's like, by the way, anybody listening?
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Remember, we're not a local here.
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There might be some worldwide. Somebody in the Philippines has
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no idea who the fuck. Texas and Texas, say, and Emma,
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2 rival colleges, the two flagship universities.
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There you go. There you go.
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So Texas A and M is playing Alabama.
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I said that should be a good game to watch.
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I said root against Alabama. She's like, no, I'm not going to
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do that because it's a Texas team.
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I'm going to root for the Texas team.
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I was like, all right, cool. So she's rooting for this Texas
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team and good for her. I'm at the gym.
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I'm not watching the game, but apparently they there was some a
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time that they weren't playing too well.
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So she reaches back out. Is there another team in Dallas
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I can root for? She gave up.
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And I said, well, there's SMU and then there's TSU.
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TCU, TCU. Sorry, sounds like another dog.
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So there's that's you and TCU. And she goes, HM.
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You know what? I guess I'm just gonna root for
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Texas, I said. That's my girl, Your team.
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Yeah. The Longhorns, I said.
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That's my girl, she goes. But I'm not gonna wear that ugly
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color, so you're gonna have to find another color that I can
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wear. Good for her.
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So I thought that was funny, She goes.
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I actually do like the maroon that the Aggies are wearing.
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She's a smart woman. I think we have to hang on to
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this one. But then on Sunday, so of course
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the Longhorns lost. Well then, on and the Aggies
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lost. So she's sitting there going OK
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and you guys suck. So we we get to go to Texas live
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and so she's got her cowboy jersey on, she's ready to watch
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the game and of course it's full of 49er fans and stuff like
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that. So anyway, we were watching the
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game the Dallas Cowboys played the San Francisco 49ers.
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San Francisco give a little context.
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I wish I could say the Dallas Cowboys play 49ers, but that was
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what was on the schedule, yeah. So anyway, the cool thing was
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she watched the game. Huge smile on her face, you
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know? And she's learning the game.
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She's liking it. Yeah, she's liking the game,
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she's learning the game, she's asking questions and I didn't
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realize how damn confusing some of these rules are.
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But trying to explain it to somebody that didn't ever
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watched it is is difficult because I don't understand it at
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that point. I'm like, this is way fucking
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difficult anyway. But she loved it.
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We had fun. The Cowboys got the shit beat
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out, yeah, but I kind of enjoyed that.
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But yeah, she had a smile on her face the whole time.
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She had a great time, so that's all that matters.
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You know some of these rules are hard, like you know them's but
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you can't explain them right? It's just like how do you
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explain clipping or you know even, I mean what do you
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remember any of them that? Like a lateral passes.
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Like you know as long as it's a lateral behind the line of
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scrimmage or you know that kind of close it's where the ball
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released from the hand behind the it's yeah it's gonna.
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Pass the ball forward once. So that kind of stuff, it's it's
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interesting, but yeah, there's a lot that goes into it.
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So it was bittersweet. Had a fun time with her.
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Fun time with family on Saturday watching Longhorn game.
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But you had a weekend like I had a couple weeks ago where it's
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just like everything football sucked.
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I at least had the Steelers came through but but barely and then
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fantasy team lost. Whatever I'm about you know
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hockey starting up and I'm excited so but I don't know why
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you have such I don't know why you why you have such.
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I know it's like 9 months. I don't know why you have such a
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hate for hockey. When are they going to shorten
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that season? They will not shorten it, but so
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just as bad as our football weekend has some of our weekends
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have been, are the picks that we've promised you.
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Hopefully you have not taken. Give us some practice weeks.
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There we go because if you have taken this you will be one in
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three. The the 1 lone win was actually
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me and I'll and I'll get excited about.
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I'm gonna get excited about anything at this point.
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So you want to recount that real quick from last week?
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So my pick. Texas, of course was favored
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over you over oh, you by 6 1/2 points.
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I took Texas with the 6 1/2 points and lost.
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You cannot take your own teams. And now you were doubly pissed.
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Then you took Buffalo, who's favored by 5 1/2.
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Yeah, NFL, Buffalo Bills. And they lost.
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They lost outright and and it was kind of surprising, I think
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no one expected. Oh, absolutely.
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Surprising, Yeah, I think you know they played that in London
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and the Jack and Jacksonville is London's claim them as their
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home team and so they stayed week before.
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Yet Buffalo was technically the home team in that game they were
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in in. But Jacksonville stayed, so they
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didn't have. Jet lag in the lag and either
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this Buffalo came off of a very emotional week against Miami
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where they beat the shit out and that's a divisional opponent and
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they go out and they go to London.
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They're probably out don't get wrong but probably and they
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should go see sightsee and for whatever reason I don't think it
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was probably the same Bills team you would see in a month in in
00:19:10
Buffalo. But that you know if I if I was
00:19:15
able to consider all those things and to be more accurate I
00:19:17
would I would be working in Vegas.
00:19:21
So we'll try this again. How about that real quick for
00:19:24
you before we move on. These are our sure sure thing
00:19:30
for this. Go the opposite is what we're
00:19:33
saying. Maybe that's what we should do,
00:19:34
is pick our picks and then you just take the opposite.
00:19:36
Yeah, and tell us how much money you win.
00:19:39
So go ahead. If you have your game, go ahead.
00:19:42
So I'm gonna go. So there's Chargers are playing
00:19:45
the Cowboys on Monday Night Football.
00:19:47
You pick the game with your team again.
00:19:50
Dallas is on the road and are favored by two points.
00:19:54
That's gonna be a good game. I'm going to take the charges
00:19:56
with the two points you're going to go against your See, that's
00:20:00
smarter because if the Cowboys lose, at least.
00:20:02
I mean, you may not give a shit about your picks here on the
00:20:05
show, but at least you can say, all right, we lost.
00:20:08
But I got a pick, right? For For our listeners.
00:20:10
For our listeners. Because I'll give a shit about.
00:20:13
You so do somebody wants some money and but if you win then
00:20:17
you'll be like, fuck the listeners, we won, right?
00:20:20
Look, I'm with you. I think.
00:20:21
I I think I like this better than going with your team.
00:20:24
You were doubly. Last week you were like, fuck
00:20:27
the listeners and fuck my team. Everything sucks.
00:20:29
We were ranked #3. Let's roll, bitch.
00:20:32
Yeah, it. Was a good game, I guess from
00:20:36
from a non, somebody that doesn't have an affiliation with
00:20:39
either school. Yeah, I'm going to go back to
00:20:41
college since my my NFL time didn't last very long and I'm
00:20:47
going to take the Dukeys. I'm going to take Duke this week
00:20:50
At home, at home. -3 1/2, so favored by 3 1/2 over the North
00:20:56
Carolina. What the hell are the North
00:20:58
Carolina State? North Carolina State?
00:21:00
The Wolfhounds? Wolf.
00:21:03
The Wolfpack. Wolfpack.
00:21:04
Yeah, Wolfpack. I'm sorry, North Carolina State.
00:21:06
That's why I'm not picking them, because I don't know what the
00:21:08
mascot is they. North Carolina State just been
00:21:11
really bad this year. They even in their wins they
00:21:13
look bad. And Duke, I tell you what they
00:21:15
have our former defensive coordinator and he, they've been
00:21:19
winning some games. I mean, they beat the shit out
00:21:21
of Clemson, I mean. I just think 3 1/2 at home.
00:21:27
It is a sure thing, people. Did you see that?
00:21:29
Miami USFUCF. No, they played Georgia Tech.
00:21:34
Georgia Tech. I was way off.
00:21:36
Yeah, your boy. Was it Haines.
00:21:38
King they one of Texas A and M's former quarterbacks.
00:21:40
They were like 5 interceptions but came back with the winning
00:21:44
drive. That sounds about right for him.
00:21:46
Good for him. All Miami had to do was down the
00:21:48
ball and OK anyway, they're like.
00:21:51
There was some bad clock management.
00:21:54
No shit. It was really bad.
00:21:55
So that's our football segment and for any of you that don't
00:21:59
like football, hopefully you looked at my description and my
00:22:02
settings and our details and you fast forwarded.
00:22:07
Because those of you that do like football, I hope you're
00:22:09
enjoying this segment. Yeah, bet opposite.
00:22:12
Bet opposite of what I picked. So basically, North Carolina
00:22:15
State and Dallas. Are you trying to maybe jinx it
00:22:18
like a reverse jinx? I'll try it.
00:22:20
Anything now? I try that.
00:22:21
I try that for your team. I bet $5 on your team.
00:22:24
And if they win, I'm like, well damn, they won.
00:22:27
But at least they got $5. Yeah, and if they lose them
00:22:29
like, that was worth it, right? Here's five more dollars for
00:22:33
that. Fucking loss.
00:22:34
In fact, there you go. So all right, the topic tonight
00:22:39
and this is we were going to talk about.
00:22:44
I was going to talk about this with Antoine and I made a couple
00:22:47
of comments during the show with Antoine that I didn't want it to
00:22:50
seem like we have him on. And then we just talk about
00:22:53
black, black, black race, race, race, race, even gay stuff to a
00:23:00
point. He volunteered some of that on
00:23:02
his own. So there was something that
00:23:07
really bothered me. That happened last week.
00:23:10
I think it was last week, but you know.
00:23:12
And Trey and I aren't known for precise precision on the timing.
00:23:18
In fact, I think we gave the submarine story like four weeks
00:23:20
after now. I'm just kidding.
00:23:21
We actually were on time. But that was the one thing we
00:23:23
did. Well, there was a woman by the
00:23:26
name of Ariel Atkins. Ariel is a organizer for Black
00:23:31
Lives Matter in Chicago. And if you as an organizer of
00:23:36
black lives. Like meetings and rallies and
00:23:39
and a leader. Yeah, I'm sure she does the
00:23:42
T-shirts and merch paint signs and stuff.
00:23:44
Maybe some pens. So she organized.
00:23:50
How about that? She organized a couple of
00:23:52
protests outside of the police departments.
00:23:56
Makes sense? I'm already upset just by that
00:23:58
because it's kind of like I'm tired of this police stuff.
00:24:02
We've been through that before, so I won't kind of focus on that
00:24:05
part of it as much. I'm sorry, this was recently.
00:24:08
This was recently, Yeah. In the last couple of years.
00:24:11
OK, I'm kidding. It was like last week.
00:24:14
Gotcha. And.
00:24:15
And I'm pretty sure I'd know that for a fact.
00:24:17
Watch somebody write. It was like it's like 3 months
00:24:20
ago May, this is springtime. So the flowers were just
00:24:24
blooming. That's hilarious.
00:24:26
In the Chicago spring, still snow on the ground.
00:24:30
Happened 3 weeks ago, dude. There's snow in the background.
00:24:33
She she was quoted because she was asked about all of this
00:24:39
looting. Have you been following that?
00:24:41
So in Philadelphia and in Chicago and I'm sure other
00:24:44
spots, there's been a lot of looting.
00:24:46
Was it over a specific issue or? Just general?
00:24:49
No, that's what's so. Not that I'm aware of.
00:24:54
I did a little research on it and listened to some some things
00:24:56
and I didn't hear anything where it was like somebody.
00:24:58
It wasn't like when all the the police issues were happening.
00:25:03
The police simply showed up and arrested people who were
00:25:05
looting, which makes sense. I mean that I don't think you
00:25:09
need a criminal law degree, right?
00:25:11
Looting is breaking the law. Right.
00:25:12
Looting is breaking the law. That's right.
00:25:14
That's a good job. See, you were a star student in
00:25:16
your criminal law degree. And so they interviewed her and
00:25:23
about the looting and this woman said the following looting is
00:25:28
justified. That was just one thing.
00:25:31
She said looting is justified. First off, right there, it's
00:25:34
like, OK, there's nothing you can follow that up with that
00:25:38
that'll make sense, she and I guess, why is looting justified?
00:25:43
Looting is justified. What is that?
00:25:45
I'm going to, I'm going to get there.
00:25:46
I'm just, I'm just making it like dramatic like I do.
00:25:49
I could have probably got this this whole topic done in about
00:25:52
two minutes. Dramatic pause after that living
00:25:55
is. She is claiming that they are
00:25:59
equal to reparations for black people.
00:26:04
Okay. Okay, she said.
00:26:07
I don't care. Quote I'm sorry, quote Do we
00:26:10
quote Mark's Quote video? Right.
00:26:13
I don't care if someone loots Gucci, Macy's, Nike.
00:26:18
Because it helps that person to eat.
00:26:21
It makes sure that they have clothes.
00:26:25
Businesses like these have insurance.
00:26:28
They'll be just fine. Take a moment.
00:26:34
Because hearing that, it just that's why I didn't bring it up
00:26:40
in the last show, because I think I could not possibly think
00:26:43
of myself getting heated with Antoine.
00:26:46
And I think I might have, because I think I don't know how
00:26:49
somehow people are defending this.
00:26:52
I don't so. The first issue is reparations,
00:26:55
right. Then trust.
00:26:57
I'll let you. I'll let you talk.
00:26:59
Do you have something to say right now?
00:27:01
What is reparations? Reparations.
00:27:04
How do you spell that? Go ahead.
00:27:07
You know what? I actually.
00:27:08
Don't I think it's REPA reparations ARAT something like
00:27:14
that, yes. Black people want reparations
00:27:18
for slavery. Still not one.
00:27:22
I mean the basic argument of course is and they'll people
00:27:26
will fight, fight you on it when you say, well, not one person
00:27:29
alive was a slave. In fact, not one person's great
00:27:31
grandparent was a slave, blah, blah, blah.
00:27:33
Which is true. What they're arguing for is this
00:27:36
whole idea of systemic oppression, which we talked
00:27:38
about a little bit, which is because of slavery and because
00:27:42
of. The way that that African
00:27:46
Americans slash black people depending on the time period and
00:27:49
what they wanted to be called, were treated up through these
00:27:52
time periods. Because of that they were.
00:27:56
They fell behind in ability and some will say an intelligence,
00:28:02
others will say no. We secretly, you know, studied
00:28:05
in just in life. They were not able to keep up.
00:28:08
Their housing developments were. Built for them.
00:28:11
And they were forced out or kept out of some others.
00:28:14
And, you know, they feel they were held down by whether it's
00:28:18
the white man or whether it's governments which are at the
00:28:22
time of course, mostly filled with white men.
00:28:25
And so there are a lot of people that are calling for
00:28:28
reparations, meaning basically in one way or another, pay us,
00:28:32
pay us for that. In again.
00:28:37
Not one of them went through that even even back in civil
00:28:41
rights. Okay, if you find me a 90 year
00:28:43
old black man or woman that went through back then, let's talk.
00:28:49
I'll throw a little cash and let's let's help her out or him
00:28:52
or her out. But don't come at me as a 30
00:28:55
year old mom of five and say reparations don't it just how
00:29:02
immediately before we went any further.
00:29:04
How do you feel about that? Now, knowing what what
00:29:06
reparations means have you? Had time to process and think
00:29:13
well and I'm curious, so are they looking at Gucci and I'm
00:29:17
what all the companies you just said Gucci, Nike, Nike, Macy's.
00:29:22
Macy's Are they looking at this as we're gonna loot them because
00:29:25
they are white owned? Are they looking at it because
00:29:28
it's just because they're big money makers or big?
00:29:31
I think she was just giving me. Examples gotcha.
00:29:33
Like, like in Chicago, there's a the main.
00:29:35
Street for all the corporate shops is called Michigan Ave.
00:29:40
and all like these Nike and Gucci, all that they have their
00:29:44
corporate stores, their headquarters stores, the big
00:29:47
fancy world. They're looting.
00:29:50
So I think she was just giving. Me examples.
00:29:51
I don't think she was specifying like it had to be.
00:29:54
We're not going to loot over here to Apple.
00:29:56
We're only going to loot. It doesn't matter, I think.
00:29:59
I don't think. So I guess does she look not
00:30:02
look at the, the further down the road what this could lead to
00:30:06
as far as maybe losing jobs maybe, you know, people getting
00:30:09
fired because they have to pay to replenish, you know, product
00:30:15
that was stolen. Did does she not look at that
00:30:17
aspect of it too? I mean, even, you know,
00:30:19
janitors, you know, come in and clean the building after the
00:30:22
fact. You know, people that stock the
00:30:24
building stuff like that, they don't look down the road.
00:30:27
As far as people losing those jobs, is that not something they
00:30:29
take into account? No, because it's not them.
00:30:34
And that's something I've learned and it's very
00:30:38
uncomfortable to talk about. And I know we're going to get
00:30:41
some slack for this. And honestly, I don't care if
00:30:44
you're somebody that feels like reparations are justified or
00:30:48
valid. Like real reparations or that
00:30:50
looting is OK. Reparations we can talk about
00:30:53
separately. California tried to pass some
00:30:54
actual reparations laws and everyone's like what the hell?
00:30:58
And the numbers were ridiculous. But we won't get into that right
00:31:00
now. This is about looting and if
00:31:02
anybody thinks that you should be able to break down store
00:31:06
windows, go in and just take what you want because you know
00:31:12
200 and however many years ago there were, you know, slavery
00:31:15
and. And there was oppression and
00:31:17
things like that back in the day.
00:31:18
And and I mean, it's just, it's honestly, it's unbelievable.
00:31:24
Unbelievable to me actually. I'd be curious to to be down
00:31:28
there to interview and see how many percentage of these people
00:31:31
that are looting these buildings or whatever, going and grabbing
00:31:33
whatever, How many are actually doing it for a cause or how many
00:31:37
are seeing there's a crowd of people breaking and entering
00:31:41
these places. Let me just join in and and be
00:31:43
an idiot. You know, they're just saying
00:31:44
what? They're whatever they can to say
00:31:46
to to to be able to do it. I mean that's I used to say that
00:31:49
a lot of time about some of these protests, a lot of them
00:31:51
don't even know what they're protesting.
00:31:52
They just, well, here's an opportunity to go on and act
00:31:55
like an animal and and again I say that not.
00:31:59
These protests were all races, probably a lot of a majority
00:32:02
white, yeah. So when I say.
00:32:04
Acting like animals. I'm not being racist.
00:32:06
They were all races that were acting like animals on those
00:32:09
protests where they were looting and hammer and smashing
00:32:12
buildings. Well, I've seen protests in the
00:32:14
past where they were looting and smashing, you know, just mom and
00:32:18
pop shops. And then they turn around and
00:32:21
they're like, we need help rebuilding this, right?
00:32:25
You, you were the ones that kind of destroyed it.
00:32:27
You know, it could have been these mom and pop places that
00:32:30
will never be able to bounce back.
00:32:31
But you felt it was necessary because of, you know, some
00:32:35
action or you just following a crowd.
00:32:39
I don't know. I don't get it.
00:32:40
Well, they would chant. And I was, in this case in this
00:32:44
case, fortunate enough for, you know, research for the show, but
00:32:48
unfortunate that I had to hear it at night during the protests.
00:32:52
I lived in a high rise downtown. And and all that I would hear
00:32:56
were things like signs of graffiti and then bricks through
00:33:01
windows and stuff and they would all say, do you hear us now?
00:33:06
And my my immediate response, of course, besides anger was was I
00:33:10
hear you. But it's made it worse.
00:33:12
You're making it worse. What are you hear?
00:33:15
Hear what? Hear that you.
00:33:16
What are you trying to say? Yeah, hear that.
00:33:18
And this was a. Lot of it was a response to the
00:33:19
police incidents and all that, which is again whole nother
00:33:23
topic. But if you want, and I said this
00:33:25
in that single show I did with about Colin Kaepernick, if you
00:33:28
want people to listen to you and you want people to hear issues,
00:33:34
the best thing to do is probably not go and like pillage where
00:33:39
they live. Ask them if they've heard you
00:33:41
break windows. Act like animals and call them
00:33:45
names. You probably want them to be on
00:33:48
your side and listen. Guess what?
00:33:51
I'm not going to listen to this group of people doing what they
00:33:55
did and the looters. I mean, it literally is stealing
00:33:59
stuff, right? What kind of message is that
00:34:02
and? What kind of messages does that
00:34:03
send their youth? And I say there because let's be
00:34:08
real, people look at the videos. There's not one white looter in
00:34:12
there. I guess I just said.
00:34:15
Was it teach? When you feel like something
00:34:17
happens to you that's unfair. Let's go break windows.
00:34:21
Let's go steal stuff. Is that how we we're supposed to
00:34:23
act? Well, and like I.
00:34:25
Said So what is a 10 year old? What does he see when he sees
00:34:31
his older brother go do this or he sees his mom go do this?
00:34:35
It's OK What is he being told that everybody else is evil and
00:34:40
he's playing a victim card. How long is that going to last
00:34:43
and and and how is it going to be?
00:34:45
How is it going to help anything?
00:34:47
So real fast I know that I don't want to bore anybody but I just
00:34:50
wanted to see what you thought and and but I wanted I want to
00:34:52
mention about reparations. If you hand out reparations
00:34:57
let's just say you give a wad of of cash or Venmo to to to it's
00:35:04
black now. Right.
00:35:05
Not Africanamerican. Antoine told us it was black to
00:35:08
a black person because they're black.
00:35:10
Just because they're black, they have ancestry that perhaps was a
00:35:14
slave. Who knows, maybe it was one of
00:35:16
the black people that owned slaves themselves.
00:35:18
We don't know. But say you can prove your
00:35:21
that's what they say. You've got to prove it.
00:35:22
I don't know how they're going to do that.
00:35:24
And and this person gets some cash and 1st off any children
00:35:31
are going to be like, oh look cool.
00:35:32
We don't have to do shit. They're not motivated.
00:35:35
We get, we get this money here, they'll go and get a new car,
00:35:39
maybe get a better apartment or whatever.
00:35:41
And then what happens when that money's gone?
00:35:44
Is there another round? Like how long do the reparations
00:35:46
go? Is it another generation?
00:35:48
What amount would satisfy you would make you feel whole and
00:35:51
the generation. Below them, the kids are looking
00:35:53
at this and they don't get reparations.
00:35:55
And now what are they doing? Nothing.
00:35:58
They were not motivated to go get an education, not motivated
00:36:01
to learn anything to move beyond being on the streets, which in a
00:36:06
sense, probably enhances our problem on the streets.
00:36:09
So I just feel like people need to really think about this and
00:36:13
we need to get to our youth. And I kind of mentioned that
00:36:16
last time with Antoine here. We need to get to the youth in
00:36:18
the in the in the urban areas. In my opinion, that's how to
00:36:22
solve, how to solve a lot of this problem is to get to them
00:36:25
and say you don't be like this, this isn't the way to do it.
00:36:29
And if reparations come along, okay, great.
00:36:32
If everybody starts agreeing and we pass something, great.
00:36:35
But don't. Don't.
00:36:36
Don't depend on that. Don't sit there and go.
00:36:38
We're owed this and go March and loot and and anyway I needed to
00:36:44
vent a little, I think on that because just hearing her say
00:36:46
that and those quotes, like they'll be fine.
00:36:48
They have insurance. It's just like, yeah, so someone
00:36:51
else because because maybe like 6 generations ago, their
00:36:56
ancestors went through something different than yours, like
00:36:58
you're entitled to do this. That's how.
00:37:00
That's what I was going to ask is how many generations back is
00:37:03
that? Well, we do the math.
00:37:05
I think there was slavery up until the Civil War and a little
00:37:07
bit, a little bit after some some slaves chose to stay with
00:37:10
their with their owners because they didn't know anything else.
00:37:13
So they're scared to actually leave.
00:37:15
So we don't need to get into history, But so up until 1864,
00:37:21
which is when Civil War ended, right?
00:37:22
Or right right around there, 6065.
00:37:25
And so, you know, not not quite 200 years ago, 107 years ago,
00:37:31
right. So there's nobody living.
00:37:33
So I mean, I guess, right, So great.
00:37:36
Something. If you have to put more than one
00:37:38
great in front of your ancestors name to prove slavery, then
00:37:42
guess what we she should have figured out by now.
00:37:46
And I'd be curious if anybody's ever done a study on how certain
00:37:50
events like this. How many generations does it
00:37:52
affect after that? Yeah.
00:37:54
So you know, and then OK, let's look at that.
00:37:57
And so is it affect 2 generations, you know more than
00:38:00
that? I don't know, but that'd be
00:38:02
interesting to find out too. Yeah, and I'd like.
00:38:04
This conversation and I and we don't have to have it with just
00:38:07
Antoine. We can maybe have one of our
00:38:09
other black friends on, but I you know, but it does add
00:38:15
perspective when it is from somebody other than the two of
00:38:18
us. I get that, but I but I needed
00:38:20
to bring it up and we were already talking a little bit
00:38:22
about race with John Romano and that whole story.
00:38:24
So I didn't want to bring this up then and because as you can
00:38:27
tell, I'm a little more. I don't know if agitated the
00:38:30
right word. I'm just kind of like sickened
00:38:32
by this notion that anybody, I don't care who you are could
00:38:36
justify even the people looting were probably like, yeah, I'm
00:38:39
looting. This is wrong.
00:38:40
But fuck it. Look at this new Gucci.
00:38:43
Look at these new Gucci shoes or whatever the hell they got.
00:38:45
And again, at one point, do you stop?
00:38:48
OK, we paid this generation this.
00:38:51
This generation say they're owed it to and so on and so forth.
00:38:54
You know, how long does looting? Last I mean is every is every
00:38:57
store have to worry about this and do?
00:38:59
I mean, for a while after the protest, the city looked, it was
00:39:02
boarded up. I mean, it looked like a
00:39:04
freaking apocalypse, like our zombie apocalypse.
00:39:07
So we'll move on. I just wanted to bring it up and
00:39:09
see what you thought. I mean, do you have anything
00:39:13
else? I feel like I just babbled the
00:39:15
whole time, but sometimes I just have to, just to give my
00:39:19
thoughts on it and I want people to hopefully listen and think
00:39:22
and really think about it. It's not I'm not being racist,
00:39:25
I'm just, I'm being real. I'm just saying, look.
00:39:28
Let's, let's figure out the actual problem, which is in my
00:39:32
opinion the youth and and how they're being raised.
00:39:35
Family life, school, education, all these things.
00:39:39
That's what we need to be focusing on.
00:39:40
And ma'am, I will get behind that 100%.
00:39:44
In fact, I've done it before I've I've gone to
00:39:47
underprivileged schools and and and helped out.
00:39:50
I mean, I've done it a ton more than people would ever imagine.
00:39:53
No one knows that. Well, some people know that, but
00:39:56
nobody thinks that. So that so that I can help out.
00:39:59
So again, I just don't understand.
00:40:00
How throwing money at a situation, how how much money
00:40:04
does that? I mean, how do you put a number
00:40:06
to that? You know, if you really feel
00:40:08
like this has really held you down, how do you put a number to
00:40:11
that? Yeah, I mean, is it 50K?
00:40:12
Is it 100K? I mean, the people in California
00:40:15
are talking about a million, a million, up to $1.
00:40:18
Now they're talking about spreading it out over a certain
00:40:19
amount of years, but still. Per person right?
00:40:23
There are a lot of people, and for how many people get this and
00:40:26
how many years? How far back do you go back?
00:40:30
It's a mess. And then you're talking about
00:40:31
the majority of the country going, hello, where are you
00:40:34
getting that money from? And then if you run out of the
00:40:36
money, you're gonna start looting again, because that's
00:40:38
the point. What happens after?
00:40:41
And guess where the money's coming from?
00:40:42
Other people's tax dollars, right?
00:40:44
So. That's a it is a good
00:40:47
conversation to have and we'll we'll kind of follow through.
00:40:50
I just this lady irked me so I had to I had to mention it on
00:40:53
our show. Let's let's do this is a new
00:40:58
segment so I'm going to let you kind of intro it here.
00:41:00
Trey. Trey did a lot of.
00:41:02
I love how I say that I'm going to let you intro it, but I'm
00:41:04
going to keep talking. We did a lot of the facts, the
00:41:08
fun, like facts about things scarier than horror.
00:41:11
And we did like. Crazy deaths.
00:41:14
And so I think you have a new category and I'm excited.
00:41:16
Yeah, this is one thing each US state is worst at.
00:41:21
I love it. Who cares what everybody's best
00:41:24
at? That's stupid.
00:41:25
This is worst at worst at We'll start and it goes.
00:41:28
In alphabetical order. So we'll start alphabetical
00:41:30
order. So we'll start with Alabama.
00:41:32
Oh God. They've got the most child
00:41:35
smokers. See some of these I'm not gonna
00:41:39
be surprised at. Yeah, so child under 18I imagine
00:41:42
it says Alabama raised his smoking age to 19, but this
00:41:46
measure is seemingly improving health.
00:41:48
But this measure on seemingly improving health is about as
00:41:51
helpful as fast food restaurants listing how many calories are in
00:41:54
their huge burgers. I do love that.
00:41:56
That's. Kind of funny.
00:41:57
So yeah, this burger is 4000 calories.
00:42:00
I better put it down. Yeah.
00:42:02
Let me. I was unaware that it was.
00:42:04
Let me not add the extra cheese. Yeah, what if I take a slice of
00:42:08
cheese? Then we got Alaska.
00:42:11
I'm sitting here trying to figure out what Alaska is.
00:42:13
Is the worst it they've got the highest chlamydia rate.
00:42:21
I was thinking something, I know this is on so bad and Alaska
00:42:24
people don't. I'm not.
00:42:25
I was thinking something with Eskimo or something.
00:42:27
Dog races Or, you know, you think, Alaska.
00:42:32
And one of those dogs are so damn fast.
00:42:35
Oh my God, you know Eskimos chasing after that ass.
00:42:40
Then there goes. Our Alaska listeners, we're
00:42:44
going to stay. You know we sit when we do this
00:42:46
segment now we're going to lose state by state.
00:42:51
It says so much oil money went around that led to pretty bad
00:42:56
choices and said but it is the state with the lowest population
00:43:00
density and the coldest average temperature.
00:43:02
So lonely Alaskans. Oh yeah, really.
00:43:05
Want another warm body? What else is there to do?
00:43:08
But like fornicate? Yeah.
00:43:10
Oh, there's a lot of people scratching.
00:43:12
Is that what chlamydia causes? You know, I don't actually know.
00:43:18
Do you know what the side effects are?
00:43:21
You get rid of chlamydia, I always said.
00:43:23
Side effects. The symptoms of chlamydia?
00:43:26
Just saying chlamydia sounds like it makes me itch right now
00:43:29
anyway, so we'll go to the next one.
00:43:31
I don't even know if. That's an itching.
00:43:33
Go ahead. Is it an Uzi?
00:43:35
I don't. I don't know.
00:43:37
Arizona. Okay, Arizona.
00:43:38
Let me think something about a desert, or a golf course or a or
00:43:44
a. Coyote.
00:43:46
OK. Our Cactus or cactus, they're
00:43:48
the worst. Cactus.
00:43:49
Go ahead. Worst.
00:43:50
They going to the dentist. Oh, that's kind of boring.
00:43:53
Yeah, but. Arizona.
00:43:55
I wouldn't have thought that says about 60% of the people in
00:43:58
Arizona admitted to not getting regular dental exams. 60%, yeah.
00:44:02
Says making. Makes sense if you're retired
00:44:04
and have dentures. But really gross.
00:44:07
That was kind of dumb. Well, but.
00:44:09
If that's what they're worst at, Trey, I guess.
00:44:11
Yeah, Good job, Arizona. We have 47 more states.
00:44:14
Not tonight. Don't worry, everybody.
00:44:15
No, Arkansas. Oh goodness.
00:44:18
I can only imagine. Oh man.
00:44:21
Worst at marrying outside the family, Backward.
00:44:24
Something. OK.
00:44:27
All right. All right.
00:44:28
Go ahead. Fewest advanced degrees there
00:44:33
we. Go.
00:44:35
Good job, Arkansas. So only 6.1% of Arkansas
00:44:38
residents have an advanced degree or higher, so professors
00:44:42
looking for a job should think long and hard before moving here
00:44:45
didn't. Didn't we have a show recently
00:44:48
where we where we talked about the one of our former
00:44:52
presidents, Bill Clinton? Isn't that where he's from?
00:44:54
Yeah, Yeah. So we had a president from the
00:44:56
state with the lowest. OK, Just does that make sense?
00:44:59
Then I guess it makes sense. And so we're gonna do just.
00:45:02
Five tonight. Do five.
00:45:03
OK, so we have that it look, if my math is right, that means we
00:45:07
have one more tonight. Well, just have 10 episodes of
00:45:10
this. I see what you did that was.
00:45:12
Pretty good. You like that.
00:45:13
So then we've got California. OK, we're away.
00:45:16
From A's we're already ran through the A's.
00:45:18
The bees are gone, so now we're running into the seas,
00:45:22
California. I don't even California biggest
00:45:26
weed smokers. That's well that you.
00:45:29
Would think that or. Worst at homeless.
00:45:33
Well now now I guess this is probably an all man.
00:45:38
Something with the ocean or surfing or worst swimmers.
00:45:43
Worst at shark attack? Yeah.
00:45:45
Worst at Orca, the orcas, The orcas.
00:45:47
Okay. What is it?
00:45:49
Most polluted cities. Seriously.
00:45:52
Yeah, I don't know why does. That make me happy.
00:45:55
I feel like they all have to drive electric cars and right.
00:45:58
That's what I mean. Drink from paper straws and all
00:46:01
that bullshit, these California people.
00:46:03
And I know there are plenty of moving here, so whatever.
00:46:06
But, you know, you're moving to our state, so whatever.
00:46:10
But they're always so smug, right?
00:46:13
And they're always. So you need to do this.
00:46:15
And we need to do that. And in fossil fuels.
00:46:19
And you're telling me that their cities are the most polluted
00:46:22
cities in the country. Cities.
00:46:23
Yeah, it says. People everywhere know the air
00:46:27
in Los Angeles feel similar to the one in a Mad Max movie.
00:46:31
But hit up Bakersfield, Modesto, Sacramento and Fresno.
00:46:36
Not much difference. I've been to Fresno.
00:46:38
I feel bad. For Bakersfield, too, that's
00:46:41
where corn. That's where my favorite band
00:46:43
is, so. And then.
00:46:45
But I don't think they still Modesto.
00:46:46
Was a beer. Is that not?
00:46:47
But Modelo. Oh, got it.
00:46:49
OK. Little off there. close as if
00:46:51
people needed another reason to not visit for us.
00:46:53
I've been there before. Yeah, it does stink.
00:46:56
So, yeah, OK. So California.
00:46:58
Is polluted and I don't want to hear it.
00:47:00
Californians. Yeah, Good job, California.
00:47:02
Yeah, Texas is. I wonder, they're moving to
00:47:04
Texas. Yeah, Texas is not as polluted
00:47:06
as you guys. So we're going to do things our
00:47:09
way. And they've got the mountains
00:47:10
and the oceans. How they fucking?
00:47:13
Because they think they know it all.
00:47:14
Yeah. All right.
00:47:15
Good job. Yeah, I like.
00:47:16
These these will be fun. Yeah.
00:47:18
Should be interesting. I wonder when we get to Texas.
00:47:20
Scared now? Yeah, I know.
00:47:21
I know we don't have. We have a ways.
00:47:23
If we're doing alphabetically, we have what seven days, 8 days
00:47:27
Figure it out. I like that.
00:47:30
Let's do some some selfawareness before we wrap it up.
00:47:35
Do you have some Selfawareness Awareness of Selfawareness are
00:47:40
you aware of? Anybody that needs to be more
00:47:42
self aware, is that the way? Yeah, that's the way it put.
00:47:45
We're doing the gas Station 1. So yeah, let's do the we.
00:47:48
Talked about a gas station, so I did pull up to a gas station to
00:47:53
fill up gas and there was a gentleman that had.
00:47:58
That's a good place to. Get gas so I pull in head on cuz
00:48:01
my anyway so the guys pulled in and next to the next.
00:48:06
To the pump next to the pump in the middle of the two pumps so
00:48:10
that I can't pull up. So I pull up as closely as I can
00:48:13
and he's looking at me like I'm an asshole.
00:48:15
You're the one if he. Was worried I'm going to run him
00:48:17
over, right? So I get out.
00:48:18
We do have a big truck. Right.
00:48:20
So I get out and I put to get the, you know, pay and get the
00:48:23
little gas nozzle out and I I go all the way to as far as I could
00:48:27
and I can't reach it. I'm like, are you fucking
00:48:30
serious right now? So I look at the guy again.
00:48:33
Is he in his car? He's in.
00:48:34
His car just hanging out and it's not even to get gas.
00:48:36
So his gas tank is on the other side.
00:48:38
What? So I don't know what the fuck
00:48:39
he's doing, but he's just hanging out.
00:48:40
So he wasn't getting. He just sitting in his car.
00:48:42
Just sitting in his car looking at me like I'm an idiot.
00:48:45
So I get back in my truck. Now we take it a whole.
00:48:48
What? And I start pulling a little
00:48:49
closer to him. Look.
00:48:50
And then finally he realizes, oh, OK, let me move out of the
00:48:53
way. So he backs up and you see him
00:48:55
kind of, you know, with his. Nobody can see my.
00:48:59
But yeah, there but the head Bob, like I'm again, I'm the
00:49:01
idiot. But yeah, I pulled up on him
00:49:04
even further until he finally moved back.
00:49:05
So yeah, it's like, come on, do you think he was just like this?
00:49:08
Guy's a big truck. Fuck him.
00:49:09
Yeah, maybe. I don't know if it was a small
00:49:12
car. He'd be able to get in there,
00:49:13
right? Well, well, the bottom line is
00:49:15
that. He's not getting for getting
00:49:17
gas, but that leads me to mine okay, even if you are.
00:49:21
Getting gas. Have some sort of awareness if
00:49:25
you will of of like I I always tell people I know my car when
00:49:30
they go oh that was close when you pulled in.
00:49:31
I know my car. Damn.
00:49:33
Tomorrow I'm going to run into something.
00:49:36
But. Be it.
00:49:38
Be aware that when you pull into a gas station that you're not at
00:49:41
a complete angle and you're 4 feet away and you're pat, You're
00:49:44
in the middle like that getting gas because then someone else
00:49:47
can't get to the pump behind her in front of you.
00:49:49
And that was mine. That happened when I was went
00:49:51
out of town. So I drove on a little road trip
00:49:54
to see my college football team lose.
00:49:57
And I went down and I and I went to get gas and I was trying to
00:49:59
pull in and I was like this person's pumping gas, but the
00:50:03
whole pump. The the the whole line is as far
00:50:08
as it goes in the thing and so they're that far away towards my
00:50:12
pump and that's the only open pump.
00:50:13
And I was just like, I just wait and I was just like you gotta be
00:50:16
kidding me. Was this, was it a kid Was an
00:50:18
adult? No, it was an adult.
00:50:19
He was, well, I mean, definitely an adult.
00:50:22
He's just a big boy with a big beard.
00:50:24
Take the old Texas boy. This was in the middle of over
00:50:27
so. And he wasn't a big truck or
00:50:29
anything. It was a smaller car, but it was
00:50:31
just like, all right, dude? Really.
00:50:34
So that that was my. That was one of mine.
00:50:36
And you know, we've talked about getting on the highway.
00:50:38
I had that a lot of that this weekend, just people getting on
00:50:43
the highway going 15 miles an hour.
00:50:45
I'm behind them and I'm behind them.
00:50:48
And so when as they're getting on, not only is the car that's
00:50:51
coming up in the right lane going fast, I have to slow down
00:50:54
for them. But then it's me.
00:50:55
And then it gets all awkward, just like dude gets all awkward.
00:50:58
You're looking at each other. Press the out. 50 miles an hour.
00:51:01
Press the pedal. I mean, just go.
00:51:04
So I had. I had a few of the ones we've
00:51:06
already talked about to have nudge them off the road just to
00:51:08
get going again. It's just push them off.
00:51:12
Yeah, but but yeah so there's there's tons on the road but
00:51:16
that was that one. Do you have another one?
00:51:19
Yeah, I did have a scenario. Is it?
00:51:22
Is it car? Related No, it's parents related
00:51:25
thank goodness. I always feel like.
00:51:26
We only do cars, but there are other people out there that piss
00:51:29
us off. Parents may not believe that
00:51:31
their kids are gross, but kids can be gross.
00:51:34
Keep an eye on them. I was at a Are you looking at
00:51:37
me? You have kids, right?
00:51:39
I do. OK.
00:51:41
So yeah, I'm looking at you. Fair enough.
00:51:43
You know, you see the the nose picking and rubbing on things
00:51:47
and say, you know, just kind of keep an eye on, give him a
00:51:48
Kleenex, you know, help him out. But what tops it off is I was at
00:51:52
a Subway. And sounds good sitting there.
00:51:56
I'm sitting there waiting on my food and a mother walks in.
00:52:00
Little girl and mother's holding the little girl's hand.
00:52:04
How old is the sweet little? Girl was 3 1/2, maybe she's.
00:52:10
Either three or four, Yeah. No, she may have been even a
00:52:13
little bit older. Anyway, so Mom's holding little
00:52:16
girls hands. Sweet moment.
00:52:17
Right? Until you look and the little
00:52:19
girl has her other hand about elbow deep down the back of her
00:52:22
pants. I don't know what she's doing,
00:52:24
what she's checking for. She didn't.
00:52:26
Itchy ass. But how the how the how.
00:52:28
Does the mom not notice that the little girl has her arms down
00:52:32
her damn pants, you know well, or did she?
00:52:35
And she just didn't care. To top it off, the little girl
00:52:37
pulls her hand out of her pants and proceeds to just basically
00:52:41
drag her hand down the wall, of course, all the way down to the
00:52:44
bathroom. So I'm just like, really?
00:52:45
Did we get really? So yeah.
00:52:48
So any time you hear me say Subway, that means don't touch
00:52:50
anything. So that's.
00:52:53
I'm sure it just my code doesn't just happen in.
00:52:56
Unfortunately, yeah. What I'm saying is saying if
00:52:58
you're walking on the street and I say subway, don't.
00:53:01
Touch it, I see. Or we're in another restaurant.
00:53:04
Subway. Don't touch it.
00:53:05
Yeah, that's the code. I don't know.
00:53:07
I mean, I'm trying to think of a scenario where this little
00:53:10
girl's innocent, but she's just not, is she?
00:53:13
And I'm not even blaming it on the little girl.
00:53:14
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
00:53:17
So you think the mom was aware? You think she saw it?
00:53:19
It was obvious. It was that.
00:53:20
Obvious. I mean, it was very obvious,
00:53:23
yes, it was very obvious. But the mom is not paying
00:53:26
attention enough to notice that her little girl's hands are
00:53:29
right all the way down the pants and stuff like that.
00:53:31
Well, I can assure you. That neither of my boys will
00:53:37
itch their butt. I don't know why I just did
00:53:39
this. I rotated my finger in a circle.
00:53:43
For those that can't see. What'd you say?
00:53:45
Let me take my finger and go investigate that.
00:53:47
Yeah. Hey, that was an old show.
00:53:49
That was an old show that was funny though.
00:53:51
Investigate that. With my finger.
00:53:52
There we go. When you have an itch in there.
00:53:54
You investigate it with your finger and I just.
00:53:58
I can guarantee you that if I see my kid with his hand in his
00:54:01
butt. We're gonna wash our hands
00:54:03
immediately. I won't let them wipe it on the
00:54:05
walls is that is that that's if I guarantee you that I won't be
00:54:09
one of those parents cuz I mean if you're walking as many steps
00:54:12
as they took the parents should have noticed a little bit
00:54:14
quicker. I understand kids are gonna
00:54:16
yeah. And where else is she?
00:54:17
Where else is she gonna? Yeah, I get it.
00:54:19
Kids are gonna do gross things. I get it.
00:54:21
What if she? What if she did it like work
00:54:24
with them, like all the napkins are?
00:54:27
Luckily I saw him in the condoms.
00:54:29
It was basically. They walked in.
00:54:30
They went straight, no, no in the bathroom, so I don't know if
00:54:32
there was not just one ready. What if there was another child
00:54:34
that did that? Or or anywhere that you like?
00:54:37
Yeah, if you think about it, that you know, cuz you're not.
00:54:40
This isn't the only girl that does that, right?
00:54:42
I mean, I go nuts when my nephews will get like, you know,
00:54:46
the table chips or something, They take a bite to one chip and
00:54:49
then throw it back in there. I'm like, yeah, a double.
00:54:52
Dipping gets me too. Unless.
00:54:54
Unless you give permission or you give him a bite of
00:54:56
something. Yeah, I don't like it.
00:54:58
And then they throw it back on your plate.
00:54:59
I'm like you're the little son of a yeah.
00:55:01
Or. Or they, Yeah.
00:55:03
Or they take my brother outside and whoop his ass because of it.
00:55:05
So, well, that's easy because. It's your brother, I think I
00:55:09
told you when my kid threw a piece of sushi at me and I was,
00:55:13
I was upset because not only was it good sushi, it was expensive.
00:55:19
But he just threw a piece of sushi at my face.
00:55:20
Like there needs to be some disciplinary in action here, but
00:55:24
anyway to ask is what they call it exactly?
00:55:29
Well, that's every night and I had a good time.
00:55:34
Hope I wasn't too mean about the Black Lives Matter woman.
00:55:38
I'm sure she's a lovely woman. I just didn't like a few things
00:55:42
that she said. Yeah, that's Okay and.
00:55:45
Trey and I are planning on having a couple of guests coming
00:55:48
up here. I know we're just guests,
00:55:49
guests, guests. We played Timmy on and he told
00:55:53
us about duct tape and really speed tape, speed tape.
00:55:57
And we've had some pretty good responses.
00:56:00
People are enjoying that. And then we know Tim is a friend
00:56:03
of ours. Tim.
00:56:03
Tim is a friend. Of ours.
00:56:04
So give him shit. Yeah, that was another.
00:56:06
Thing I had a lot of comments over.
00:56:08
Like everybody, I feel bad for the person being interviewed and
00:56:11
now we know him. He's our, he's our buddy and he.
00:56:15
Took it like a champ. And so we have some guys, some
00:56:17
other people coming in that we know for different reasons and
00:56:21
we'll talk about a lot of different things.
00:56:23
Should be fun. Should be fun.
00:56:24
So I think maybe in the next two.
00:56:26
So we'll go from there. We'll see.
00:56:28
They're aware of how we act, yeah.
00:56:32
Well, and if they're not, it might make for a better show.
00:56:34
Yeah, that's true, right? Or a shorter show.
00:56:38
Or a shorter show, which is what we're ultimately trying to do.
00:56:41
All right, brother, we'll catch you guys on the next one later.
00:56:44
Love you. You know what?
00:57:10
What I'm going to see if my girlfriend will play the letter
00:57:12
P game with me and. See if we can connect the few P
00:57:16
words together. I'm glad I could.
00:57:19
Inspire role-playing with you guys.
00:57:21
Show and tell, baby.