✈️ Who owns the armrest? What’s the rule with bare feet on planes? And what happens when the Mile-High Club goes… public?
In this episode of Stay in the Gray, Ryan and Trey are back and breaking down:
💺 Airline Passenger Etiquette — Seat space battles, feet-on-the-wall disasters, and awkward moments in the sky
🛻 Climate Protesters Get Flattened — Nevada Rangers weren’t in the mood for traffic delays
💪 Trey’s gym encounter with a crazy-eyed maniac
☠️ Crazy Deaths — One dies mid-passion falling off a roof, the other during a robbery gone stupid
🤢 Awareness Segment — Gag reflexes and restaurant line etiquette
Also: NFL is back, and the guys are hyped. Plus: "Would You Rather?" kicks off the chaos.
📌 Chapters (Condensed):
00:47 – Would You Rather & Show Return
06:00 – Videos, Reels, and Shorts Debate
10:20 – Football Season Energy
20:50 – Airline Passenger Etiquette Madness
38:45 – Rangers Plow Through Climate Protesters
44:15 – Crazy-Eyed Guy at the Gym
47:42 – Rooftop Passion Death & Robbery Fail
53:50 – Awareness Segment: Restaurant Lines & Gag Reflexes
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Trey, I have a question for you. Oh, no, let me get there.
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I didn't memorize the people, So deal with it.
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We're not. We're not.
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We're not that. We're not that type of show,
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Trey, Would you? Would you rather have all
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attractive people be severely allergic to your genitals or all
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of your sexual partners henceforth develop Post
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Traumatic Stress Disorder? Holy shit.
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Say that again. Please say that again.
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All attractive people like in the world are allergic to your
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genitals. Gotcha.
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Or everybody that basically everybody that you've been with,
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all your partners develop post traumatic stress Disorder and I
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imagine spread the word. Holy shit.
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Yeah, I'd probably do the post traumatic stress.
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You're like, I've already, I mean, I already took care of it,
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right? Yeah.
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OK, so I just the allergic to the genitals thing was just what
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guy? That's pretty funny.
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So one more. Would you rather be the biggest
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person at a Midget orgy? Is Midget even allowed?
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Are we supposed to say midgets or is it people else?
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Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, Ritus.
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And I apologize guys, if you if you are Midget.
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Yeah, whatever. What classifieds a Midget?
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I don't know. Is it like?
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4 feet? No, I think it's been that 333
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something. Would you rather be the biggest
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person in the Midget orgy or the youngest person at a nursing
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home home orgy nursing home? Orgy now we talking about big as
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far as height or big as far as where it counts.
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You know, Trey, it didn't specify, so I'm going to let
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you. I want to be the biggest at a
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Midget orgy. OK, Yeah.
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I think that. I think that'd be right, yes.
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All those those girls would be like, yeah.
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Let me just pick one up, put them on.
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Slide them off. Pick another one out.
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Because what was the other one youngest and why would why would
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that intrigue you? Don't know, yeah.
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Come here, Gertrude. Take those teeth out.
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Decided me. She liked me.
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Put your teeth in this glass of water.
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Keep it clean. God OK and welcome back to Stay
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in the Grey podcast. Man, how long has it been?
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It's been a while. Today's show that I that we
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released was two weeks. Wow.
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And we apologize. For that break, we've ever taken
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it well so far I think so. Hopefully it's not that long,
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but it was basically I went on a trip and everything bad that
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could possibly happen to me happened to me.
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Did a little bit of a video of that on some social media but it
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it was just the universe and I'm battling the universe right now.
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I'm I'm I'm not giving in. I'm not also I'm not going to
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succumb to it. I'm going to I'm going to battle
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it, but in a respectful way. How about that, my wife goes.
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You need to be careful and and quit yelling at the universe
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because it's going to keep you. Feel like we need a Karate Kid
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song right about in there. Like a montage.
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I'm just like fired up, but it and so it just I couldn't get
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the show out. I wanted to get the one that we
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released today out earlier, and I just couldn't get it done in
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time. And you know, we never, we never
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want to put out garbage. No, not at all.
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I mean, you know, even even a rushed out show would not be
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garbage with us. But I still, it took some time
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with. So we're back, I'm back.
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I mean if you didn't see the video, I had a, you know,
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crackedish, I guess type rib. It was bruised, it wasn't fully
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fractured, but it was kind of like in the middle and that put
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me down for a few days and then I lost a tooth from an old
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hockey injury and it came out and I had to search my pasta for
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about 7 minutes with my phone flashlight, which had people
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looking. Wonder what the hell is going on
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This guy, What's he doing with his flat?
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Is his pasta OK? Like and they started looking at
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their own pasta. Like I didn't.
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Even think of that. Should I?
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What did we get? Should I be looking at?
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Yeah. Should I?
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Wait, he got the same thing I got.
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Let's let's no. Yeah.
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So I got that. And of course, yeah.
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Then. Then our flight.
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We were stuck for 48 hours trying to get out of Bangor, ME
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back down through Philly, and it was because of storms and the
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hurricane and this and that. How'd your little ones do, dear?
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And all that, you know? Overall they're pretty good,
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yeah, but it made it obviously more difficult.
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Yeah, if it's just my wife and myself, we'd be sit and drink
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and like, who cares, but chill out.
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We had to watch the kids. You can't just let him run
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around. Yeah, Adult.
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Yeah, adult. So we're back and yeah, we are,
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we're back ready to roll, so. Me and you or you and your wife.
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All the above, all the above. My wife is back also.
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She has not run away yet, but I started looking over some things
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and all of what we've been doing and especially especially ever
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since we've gone in here into Season 2 and we've done video
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and it's been great and I've had a lot of good stuff.
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Loving the video. Loving the video and pleasantly
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surprised because of, you know sometimes we might not look the
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best. I It was not like it's Brad Pitt
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and George Clooney sitting here, but.
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It's damn close. It's it's damn close at.
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Least that's what our mom said. Yeah, my mom said we look great.
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And so I was looking through all these things and I started doing
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like, you know, what's popular right now?
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Are these reals? A real what's a real, a real or
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a short? A short and.
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We're going back to the Midget. Are we going to lose?
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Are we going to lose some of our young audience?
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If we have any kids? They're like, they don't even
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know what a real is, apparently. These are these short videos and
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our acquaintance I'll call him acquaintance, our closest to
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friends that has written the song and blah blah blah.
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We've heard about this this gentleman quite a few of our
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show. Very critical asshole.
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His son very critical ass. That's his new name Critical
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Asshole ca. His son is a teenager and he's
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like, you know, these these days, they have no attentions
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been. They won't listen to your
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podcast because it's longer than 4 seconds.
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You know, they have to. So these, these TikTok and these
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all these reels and they just flip through them.
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So if you get one that catches people's attention, it's great.
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And so I was looking through here and I'm just like this is
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the way it rolls. So if you start seeing some
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reels from staying the great podcast, that's why we do our
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research here at this. Yeah.
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We do to an extent. But what happened, Trey, is that
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in you for YouTube, which is a big focus of ours, I started
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doing these shorts and they get more of more views and more
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everything than anything else we've ever done.
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Nice, because apparently that's where it's at right now.
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But what happens now is that I'm also getting likes and YouTube
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has a dislike button. Oh, no.
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So so like. That one's never touched with
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us. So I'll get today.
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I tell you what, today I was like, oh hell yeah, we got lots
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of look, we got, you know, whatever, all these likes.
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And then there are like 2 dislikes on it.
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And I was like pissed. I was like.
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Who does it say? Who dislikes?
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No, but that's the problem. And you're like, who are these
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assholes we're? Going to visit them.
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What would you not like? This was?
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This was delightful. This video was delightful right?
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How could you possibly hit the dislike wouldn't?
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That be funny if it's our moms disliking it or the guy that we
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keep talking about or, you know, somebody that's just like
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fucking with us, right? But I was just sitting there
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going, I want to know why. I just want to know why, yeah.
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That's fair. So what would make you take the
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time to hit dislike? Right, Just skip past it, right?
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Was it that bad? Really.
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I. Maybe it's an XI.
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Don't know one of our X's. I'm hitting the mic cuz I'm
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fired up. I've got plenty of X's out
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there. Yeah.
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Well, yeah, we, we hope to hear more about those sometime.
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But anyway, so I wanted to tell you that's what's going on with
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the reels and the shorts and that we're we're, we're caught
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up with the the trend, if you will.
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Are we? We're trending.
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And Speaking of trend, go on YouTube and we're hosted by
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Spotify. I've said this a million times.
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Subscribe, subscribe. Just hit this.
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Subscribe. I'm going high pitch.
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Just subscribe to the show. Yeah, it really isn't.
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It doesn't hurt you at all. It's one click.
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And that's what matters in this industry, right?
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And I don't mean to sound like an asshole.
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If you like us, just go subscribe.
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Or if you don't, just do it. Subscribe, subscribe.
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So I see. So we don't have to.
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You don't have to. Hear us bitching.
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Subscribe ironically. There you go.
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There you go. But that's what counts and
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people are looking at that and advertisers and people that
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matter in this industry want to see that.
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So if you could, I'll be nice. And YouTube and Spotify
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specifically, those are the two that we're focusing on at this
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point. I like it.
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So what I don't like is the shirt that you're wearing
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tonight. What?
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Why? Well, I like this shirt, OK?
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I don't like what's on it because it's not my team.
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Anybody that's listening that can't see it.
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He's wearing his Dallas Cowboy shirt.
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Yeah, the shirt looks good. It's very big.
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I like basic. I don't like a lot of activity
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going on in my shirt. I don't like it to be all, you
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know, whatever. Just it says Cowboys and on the
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back it says some other bullshit about being America's team.
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But. And I'm wearing my Steeler
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jersey. Which sucks, because I do like
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the the jersey. Oh, you like the color?
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I like the. Jersey and it sucks even more is
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that we should have drafted the the gentleman that you're
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wearing and I'm wearing TJ Watt, who is in my opinion the best
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rushing lineman in the league. I think so.
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I think. I think anybody that argues that
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is just jealous that they don't have.
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It Mike is coming up. No, no, he's, you know whatever
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now anyway. But so we have these in honor of
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football season. We're in football season.
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I'm pumped. Reditorable.
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Yes, Sir. And this whole show has been
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about poor Ryan. But I'm gonna make a little
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more, not to mention besides all the things that happened to me.
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Yes, this last week into football was probably about as
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bad as it can get for me. That was a tough one.
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Yeah, probably about as good as it can get for you.
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Absolutely. And so I thought to myself, am I
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happy for Trey? Immediately I was like, fuck no,
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you know what an asshole. Because.
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But I also, I know how you felt because we've been on both
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sides. Both of us have been on both
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sides. And I'm hoping that there was a
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part of you that was sympathetic and you're like.
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It's funny because even my parents reach out and said,
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well, Ryan's not going to be in. Yeah, it's so funny that I have
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that impact. Like there are people that are
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like you guys saw the Steelers score and thought of you was
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like, OK, well Steelers didn't do too well.
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And more surprising, surprisingly, was the my Texas A
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and M Aggie's. Just that was a shocker.
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And they went down and lost to Miami.
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And the way they did it was, was just strange and falling down
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all the way. A peewee game out there.
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And so I had a tough weekend. Trey had a good weekend.
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His Cowboys. I don't think I've seen a I
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think the. I think I've seen a 40 to
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nothing game, I think. They call that a curb stomp.
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Yeah, that was a curb stomp In the rain.
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In the rain, maybe. Yeah, on the road, but in the
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rain, we'll see. Maybe if the weather is better,
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it could have been different. Maybe it would have been 40 to
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7. They would have got more sacks,
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right? And then the big, big game of
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the weekend for my man here was the his This is really hard.
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This Texas is Texas Longhorns went into Tuscaloosa, AL and
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beat the Alabama Crimson Tide who, as we all know well if you
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don't know you should, has been kind of like the king of college
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football for the last 15 to 20 years.
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I would say maybe not 2015 years.
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Would you say 15? At least, but on the other hand,
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Texas is the, I would say the big under Achiever would you say
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or they're one of more, I would say.
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Then you know than anything. It seems like they're always in
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the top 25 even though they don't do shit the year before
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and then fall out. And it's they, you know anyway
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well and for the resources that they have at that university And
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then and then what? What honestly, what Texas A and
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M starting to have too. There's no excuse, right.
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And you're going how? How has Texas had five losing
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seasons in the last 12 years or something crazy like that.
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What And now they kind of both, both Texas schools, A and M and
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Texas. They both put together some good
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recruiting and and then I tell you what they went and we'll see
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how, how good Alabama. I mean at the beginning of the
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year you just don't know. But man, no one no one picked
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that. A couple of people Texas fans
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picked. You know they're going to win.
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Nobody other than Texas fans pick that straight up with with
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the straight face. Yeah.
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Congratulations. Pick that.
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I wouldn't have put money on that.
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Congratulations to you guys and we'll see.
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Hopefully it's not that Bama sucks and hopefully it's Bama's
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good and you guys are good for for your sake, right?
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For my sake. I hope it's the former.
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Yeah, cuz if they shit the bed that that win doesn't mean shit,
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you know? Sure.
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And and likewise on the other side of things if the Aggies go
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forward and and have a great conference play and only and the
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only loss ends up being on the road to what ends up being a
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good Miami team, then that's true.
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So there's a lot of football left and So what Trey and I are
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going to do, pay attention people, is is not, not, not
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tonight, because we won't have this show out in time, but for
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for our shows that are going to be released on Fridays, which
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would have been today, today's show.
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We're going to. We're going to give one pick in
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college or pro for gamblers. It's going to include it's going
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to obviously include the spread it'll or an over under and and
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it may even get into crazy like you know will so and so have
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over or under 65 yards rushing. Prop bets or prop bets?
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Why not? If it's one guaranteed bet from
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each of us each week and we'll keep track of it and see how it
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goes. But they lose.
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They don't call us back now. No, If they win, if they, yeah,
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send us a lot, we'll see. I mean if Trey and I are O and
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13, we may not have anybody that's.
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We may stop doing that. They're not interested in our in
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that segment anymore. They may want to Fast forward to
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the next day exactly, but we'll see what happens.
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I think it'll be fun. I've, I've jumped, I've done a
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little gambling in my day and it's always fun.
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So we'll try it. I'll be honest with you.
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The over unders, the spread and all that stuff.
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Just. Confuses the shit out of me.
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Well, the spread shouldn't confuse you that bad.
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Well, does it? I guess it confuses me as far as
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the how to accurately pick or strategically pick something
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correct when it's based off the spread so well that's what makes
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it tough and and you know, I'll throw my mom under the bus, she
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doesn't understand it either. Well, she does.
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She understands it now, but she she used to get so mad.
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I'll be like, she's like, I want this team and I'm like mom,
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They're favored by 21, 1/2 points.
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So if they win only by 21, you lose, she goes, that doesn't
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make any sense. Yes, it does.
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It does, Yeah. Because if you, if it was just
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win or lose, everybody's going to pick Team A.
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And so that's what it is. It's just it's basically
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leveling the playing field. And so that's what makes it
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difficult, because I can't tell you how many times I've had
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games where it's less, you know, you miss it by have a point or a
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or a point. It's almost like Vegas knows
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what they're. Doing well.
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One quick question before we move on.
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I don't understand how they decide whether or not they're
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gonna put a minus or plus. So it's it.
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One game is -3 or it's +3, but it's the same thing.
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So why do they? I'll answer it really fast.
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The team that's favored is minus because they're giving away
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points. Well, I know I get that.
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But the team that's underdog is getting points, so they're
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getting plus three points. But why do they go through and
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say, OK, this one is -2, but then the next game may be +2?
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It's just the way it's written. Why don't they just, it's -2, I
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don't think. I don't think there's a I don't
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think there's a strategy. I think it's just that's just
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the way they're doing it. So like say you maybe you want
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to take the underdog so you're going to take a team +2, right.
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You're not going to go well the other teams -2, but I'm going to
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take this, you know what I mean? You're.
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It's confusing. Let's move on.
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OK, got it. Trey and I initially wanted to
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do a sport show by the way, but. We know shit about sports.
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It's it's the the field is saturated and we thought crazy
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stories and our shenanigans in life and and and we'd be better
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at that and I think we made the right decision especially a
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fantasy football. Don't even be started on fantasy
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football. Trey right now.
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College pros and no no no. My fantasy specifically last
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weekend because of a team on Monday night in overtime that
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they had a punt return and the person just happened to have
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that special teams and they won by like point.
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Six. Don't even get me started the
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all night long I'm like well at least I got a fantasy win.
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My my other team suck. I was good late at the airport.
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I have no tooth. I fucking you know my Cracked
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rib but my fantasy. Is best of your soup.
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My fantasy team has got the victory.
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Nope, no. And it's so funny because I
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looked up like the universe and I was like, really?
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Not even this, huh? Not even this.
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But we're excited. Fantasy's going and Stan the
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Great Podcast League is not the best, right?
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We try. Do what we can.
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Last year's winner just got his ass kicked in Week 1.
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So that that made me happy. Yeah, that was happy.
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He chose again. He chose based on his team last
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year. You know this.
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Yeah, he he told me he goes well this, this.
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I said you have six of the same guys.
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He goes well. Last year they led me to
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victory. It's hard to argue that logic.
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Like, well, that's true. That's true that, you know, some
00:20:17
people think that this year is different than last year.
00:20:19
So in fact, he dropped his starting tight in and then
00:20:23
picked him right back up. I didn't know that.
00:20:25
Yeah, I was trying to go after. Him, you know?
00:20:27
Hey, bastard. Hey, look, he has strategy,
00:20:31
Okay. Apparently everybody has their
00:20:33
own strategy, and he has his. I'm gonna drop a guy and pick
00:20:36
him right back up. I guess it worked for him last.
00:20:38
Year. He's like, I'm just gonna fuck
00:20:39
with everybody's mind. Yeah, he did, Master.
00:20:43
So let's move on. I just wanted to give you guys a
00:20:46
quick kind of intro back in and we're ready to roll.
00:20:48
So Yep. Here we go.
00:20:52
I am going to go ahead and combine this with the stories
00:20:59
that I've been telling about my trip.
00:21:02
And what I mean by that is I have some airplane passenger do
00:21:11
nots, if you will, shenanigans that I thought were really funny
00:21:17
and especially. You know, we were on a plane for
00:21:19
3 1/2 hours waiting, which by the way, I think I'm supposed to
00:21:22
be able to sue American for this, but and I'll throw them,
00:21:25
I'll say their name. They just got fined.
00:21:28
I think you and I talked about that and and here I am sitting
00:21:30
there for 3 1/2 hours. What's the point of that?
00:21:33
Well, they kept thinking we were going to take off and then that
00:21:35
the weather would change in Philly and then this and then
00:21:37
all of a sudden then they get back in it because it's it's in
00:21:41
a small city. I think I already mentioned is
00:21:43
Bangor ME. The TSA people had already gone
00:21:47
home for the day. Oh, wow.
00:21:49
So when they pull back up, you We weren't allowed to get off
00:21:53
and it was just this whole big thing.
00:21:55
Oh my God. But at least they gave us a pack
00:21:57
of fucking cookies. Oh, OK, cool.
00:21:59
And you probably had to share with your kids and water.
00:22:04
OK, Can I have a cocktail? My rib is cracked and I've been
00:22:08
sitting here for give me a give me a drink, damn it.
00:22:11
Even doers, which I don't even like.
00:22:14
Anyway, so I started thinking about airplane stuff, and this
00:22:17
article popped up almost like I was supposed to talk about it.
00:22:20
And so there's some things about airplanes.
00:22:22
At least this stuff didn't happen.
00:22:23
So First off, these are people on airplanes that you by the end
00:22:27
of it you want to just, yeah, got it, you know.
00:22:32
You know, on airplanes they have, some of them have the
00:22:34
TV's. Gotcha.
00:22:35
Yep. Right throughout the whole
00:22:37
plane. What about the people who put
00:22:40
their hair? Holy crap.
00:22:43
Behind the thing where it's over the TV.
00:22:47
Oh my God. I mean, I mean, obviously you
00:22:49
tell you tell her, right? You have to or him, whatever you
00:22:54
have to. But I don't know.
00:22:57
It's still kind of like are you not aware?
00:22:59
Like you have a TV in front of you so the person behind you has
00:23:02
one on you and you're. I saw so many pictures and so
00:23:06
many people that have posted. That exact situation that I'm
00:23:11
just, I'm baffled by it. So that was one.
00:23:18
People buy seats for crazy things, right?
00:23:23
Dogs. Dogs on the airlines that allow
00:23:27
it. We bought one for our he's not
00:23:31
even 2 yet, so technically he could still sit on our lap, but
00:23:34
he's not going to sit on our lap.
00:23:35
This guy, my little man, he's. He needed his own seat.
00:23:40
Yeah, So we bought it for him. There are people in this.
00:23:45
One man bought a seat for his cello case.
00:23:51
So this case, and you know how big a cello is, literally taking
00:23:55
up this whole. So the other person by the
00:23:59
window is just like, can I get a drink?
00:24:01
Like looking around. The guy should sit there with
00:24:03
his cello case. He spent how much money?
00:24:07
So that his cello case could sit on the plane.
00:24:09
Is he worried about it going underneath the plane?
00:24:11
I don't know. Maybe.
00:24:12
Look, Cellos are they're okay with that.
00:24:15
As long as he buys the ticket. So it was sitting in a seat.
00:24:18
It was in a seat belt. Seat belt, Yeah.
00:24:20
Holy shit. Well, of course you have to put
00:24:22
a seat belt on your cello. And I know cellos are expensive.
00:24:26
I get it. But come on, come on.
00:24:29
I just feel like that's wild to me.
00:24:30
And there were some other ones too, that they talked about,
00:24:32
they talked about. I don't even obviously the
00:24:39
animals. There's one that a woman brought
00:24:42
a parrot. We spoke about parrots a lot
00:24:45
recently. It could be interesting, but she
00:24:47
had her parrot and then and everybody was a little nervous
00:24:49
and all of a sudden it just took off down the aisle.
00:24:51
Holy shit. And everybody's like, yeah, it's
00:24:54
just big. You're going.
00:24:55
That's pretty funny. Did you need the parrot?
00:24:57
Could you put it in cage for three hours under the is it
00:25:01
really that? Anyway, interesting, so it
00:25:03
brought up a point. And do you think that maybe this
00:25:09
will turn into our series topic of the night?
00:25:10
Do you think that people who are large, like large, large should
00:25:20
have to buy a second seat like large, large?
00:25:24
I mean, I'm talking about, I mean you're hanging over the,
00:25:30
sorry, your fat flaps are. Over the armrest and the person
00:25:34
next to you literally is being smothered.
00:25:38
Why I would think. I would think they would if
00:25:40
they're that big, I would think they want to do that for their
00:25:43
own comfort level, you know, to where sure they can spread out a
00:25:48
little bit. They can pull that hand rest up.
00:25:50
So have to well. What if?
00:25:53
Yeah, I mean, what if they can't afford it?
00:25:56
That's a tough one. And it is tough, right, Because
00:25:58
you're sitting there going, well, look.
00:26:00
The seats are made for a certain certain dimensions and you don't
00:26:04
fit in that dimension. It's almost like, I'm sorry, I'm
00:26:08
gonna, you know, when you go. You know before you get on the
00:26:13
plane there's that little thing and says if your bag can't fit,
00:26:20
if your bag can't fit. So you have a seat out there If
00:26:23
you can, if. You can't fit into this seat.
00:26:27
Then that's not going to work. Find another one.
00:26:31
Oh shit. Oh my God, that would be
00:26:35
horrible. And is oh I love it, is I?
00:26:38
Know is as as much as we love it we laugh.
00:26:41
It's, I think there may be some truth to it, but Can you imagine
00:26:47
the people watching this right before they go?
00:26:49
Ma'am, can you play? Can you play?
00:26:52
Can you have a seat in that, in that seat.
00:26:54
And she can't get in and. She's like whatever.
00:26:56
It becomes this huge thing and everyone's everyone's like, no,
00:26:59
she can't fit. Like, anyway, well, you know
00:27:01
what we were, we went for a helicopter ride in Hawaii and
00:27:05
they made everybody get on a scale and verify because they
00:27:09
had to adjust, you know, where people sat in the helicopter.
00:27:12
So I mean, how's that any different?
00:27:15
Well, and I've heard that for small planes for like the the
00:27:18
little, what they call them, the pond, the pond jumpers.
00:27:21
When you go from San Juan PR over to the Virgin Islands or
00:27:25
something where you're in a plane that's like A10 seater, if
00:27:30
this person that that had that didn't fit in the thing.
00:27:35
If that person, if that person was to get on one of those
00:27:38
planes, they would, I mean they would have to do it.
00:27:40
And that's what you and I talked about this a lot when when the
00:27:43
fat shaming we talked about that issue, you have to deal with it.
00:27:46
I mean that's that's what you are.
00:27:48
It just you are and this is talking about the safety of
00:27:51
everybody, including yourself. And so if you're getting on a
00:27:55
small plane, that's a ten person plane and they're like we got to
00:27:58
we got to situate, we got to figure out where you can go.
00:28:01
You might have to be like in the back middle to.
00:28:04
Because if you think about it too, let's say for instance,
00:28:06
they buy, they buy an aisle seat, you know, and God forbid
00:28:10
something happens to the plane, you know, this person is stuck
00:28:14
in that aisle seat. They're not getting out quick,
00:28:16
they're not jumping up, they're not getting going well.
00:28:19
They definitely shouldn't be in an exit row that that could
00:28:21
endanger lives. Too they can't get out the door.
00:28:23
The door to get the slide, The slide.
00:28:27
What if? What if they go first?
00:28:28
In this they break the slide. Emergency situation.
00:28:33
The slide is now broken, the slides gone.
00:28:35
And and I understand that our listenership now has gone down
00:28:41
because of anybody that might be heavy, but we we make, we say
00:28:45
this stuff in jest, but there's some reality to it, right?
00:28:49
Would it be worth it? I mean, would would you be
00:28:52
frustrated if if let's say for instance, the second TC, I'm
00:28:55
sorry, the second ticket was discounted in some way just to
00:28:59
compensate for something to that?
00:29:01
That that's interesting because I think everyone else would.
00:29:07
I think everyone else would be like, all right, fine, great.
00:29:11
But they're not the ones that are making or losing money.
00:29:14
It's the company. So if if, let's just use
00:29:16
American Airlines or United or whoever.
00:29:18
If if they say, all right, we'll discount the second seat for
00:29:21
you, they're the ones that are losing out money because that
00:29:23
could be somebody else that's paying full fare.
00:29:26
I'm kind of curious what you know, how they decide on these
00:29:29
dimensions as far as this is the suitable dimensions for people
00:29:32
to sit in the seat and fit in the seat because.
00:29:35
No, I don't even know if there are dimensions, because yeah.
00:29:39
That's why our idea of having it at the because Americans, quote
00:29:42
UN quote, are overweight. So I mean has the airlines ever
00:29:46
gone in to say, you know, we need to readjust the size to
00:29:51
fit, you know, the the trend? That's true.
00:29:55
I always wondered why like there was so little leg room.
00:29:57
And so this I'm obviously they're trying to put as many
00:29:59
seats in the plane they can. And I get that, I get it.
00:30:03
But when it comes to, I mean these seats, sometimes I'll even
00:30:07
sit in the seat and go, all right, Dang, these things are
00:30:09
like, it's pretty narrow and so I get it and I can't even
00:30:13
imagine somebody that's twice my way trying to get in there.
00:30:17
And and so it becomes a you need two seats, you just do and.
00:30:23
Especially in these small planes.
00:30:24
I don't want to get on. I'm not going to lie, this isn't
00:30:27
me being an asshole. This is me not wanting to die in
00:30:30
the ocean on a small pond plane. When you're getting in the plane
00:30:35
and I'm going, this is making me nervous because you're over here
00:30:38
and what if the you know and that's why hopefully we have our
00:30:42
pilot buddy on soon. I want to ask him about one I'm.
00:30:47
Serious question. When fat people get off, have
00:30:49
the dimensions ever changed that you did, They start out as a
00:30:52
certain and then they made them wider, made them less, you know,
00:30:55
because obviously like you said, they're trying to fit as many
00:30:57
people as they can. You know, it's every business is
00:31:00
trying to make money. I get it.
00:31:02
I think I read something the other day that every every
00:31:05
flight is automatically overbooked because they, you
00:31:08
know, they they feel like not everybody is going to show up to
00:31:12
every flight, so. Well and that's frustrating
00:31:16
that's frustrating because that happens all the time and and
00:31:18
what ends up happening is they offer these these vouchers that
00:31:21
are worth. It's just kind of to me it seems
00:31:25
I they have their own algorithms they have their own way of doing
00:31:28
things. I don't I'm not I'm not them.
00:31:30
But it just seems like, I don't know.
00:31:33
It seems like the flying it could be a lot less stressful
00:31:37
than it is if these companies would would alter some of their
00:31:40
thinking. But I just.
00:31:41
I wanted to know I I. Thought about the cello thing
00:31:45
and then I said, what about if larger person does, do they need
00:31:48
to buy a seat? At what age?
00:31:51
I mean is to is to a good age? I mean, as a parent, I'm sitting
00:31:53
here going, I feel like I should have had to buy a seat for my,
00:31:57
my, my. He's three months away from
00:31:59
being two years old and I don't think he, if he's in a lap and
00:32:02
somebody's trying to, you know, sit next to us, I think he'd be
00:32:05
a huge pain. Well, again his safety, you
00:32:07
know, if you're able to, I mean how does that affect the, the,
00:32:10
you know, the seat belt, Does that affect the safety of that
00:32:14
seat belt, you know, with the child in your lab, you know?
00:32:17
When they're claiming at that age, I don't know if they just
00:32:19
don't care at that age or what, but at that age you're saying
00:32:22
you can hold them tightly enough to where it's not going to.
00:32:24
Look, if something happens, it ain't going to matter.
00:32:27
That's kind of what they're saying is that age.
00:32:29
But anyway, so that was that. The next one, I only have two
00:32:32
more. The next one is there are people
00:32:39
that apparently and again all of these I've seen.
00:32:43
Social media pictures of people posting, saying, look what this
00:32:46
idiot's doing. Apparently somebody was changing
00:32:49
the channels or the selections on the TV with their bare feet.
00:32:54
Oh, come on, that's disgusting. You've never done that with the
00:32:59
bare feet, I'm. Joking, no, cuz I mean I'm not
00:33:03
extremely tall, but there's no way I don't think I can get up
00:33:06
my foot up there to change the channel.
00:33:08
But I think that's the point is that people are kind of laying
00:33:10
backwards, they're laying back a little bit and then they just
00:33:13
got their feet resting up there and they just use their toes.
00:33:15
That's fucking ridiculous. Yes, okay.
00:33:17
So we don't need to go any further.
00:33:19
That's we agree. That's gross.
00:33:20
Yeah. And so now think about it
00:33:22
though, when you go on your flight and now you're using your
00:33:25
fingers and somebody else would have just used their toes.
00:33:27
Well, thanks to my ex-wife, I actually used the knuckle.
00:33:31
Anytime I change the channel, I do with the knuckle.
00:33:33
See, I have never done that. And now that's probably why I'm
00:33:35
gonna die of something. These feet were on there.
00:33:38
Yeah, I'm gonna use the knuckle from now on.
00:33:40
Yep, I'd knuckle it. If I ever see your ex-wife
00:33:42
again, I'll tell her a few things and then I'll thank her
00:33:45
for this. Thank for the knuckle.
00:33:46
Exactly. What do you think about?
00:33:48
And this one's more of a basic What do you think about the Mile
00:33:51
High Club? Do you think that's dirty?
00:33:55
Do you think that that's inappropriate?
00:33:56
Do you think that that's sexy? I have come to realize that
00:34:03
you've what I've come to realize.
00:34:06
Sorry, I couldn't resist. It just seems like the thrill of
00:34:10
getting caught always adds that little extra dimension or extra
00:34:13
excitement to sex. Would I want to try it?
00:34:17
Absolutely. The bathrooms are fucking.
00:34:20
So you're willing to say that you're not a member?
00:34:23
I'm not a member. Okay.
00:34:25
The bathrooms are indeed small, which I think is what There's
00:34:29
been some funny movies that I've seen.
00:34:31
You know, obviously your vacation, European vacation.
00:34:34
And I think there's one with Ashton Kutcher called Just
00:34:38
Married. Yeah, that was pretty good.
00:34:40
And they were. And they were in there trying to
00:34:43
get it, get it on. But I don't know.
00:34:46
I mean, I just feel like it's so gross in those bathrooms.
00:34:49
And I just didn't know what you thought because then if you
00:34:52
think about if. I'm sitting on an airplane and
00:34:54
then you go into the bathroom and you go all right, in the
00:34:57
last how many days, how well is this bathroom cleaned and how
00:35:01
many people have fucked in here and you're going like, you just.
00:35:07
I didn't know if you were supportive of it or if you
00:35:09
thought that was disgusting and no one should do it.
00:35:11
I'm supported above, but I would try to figure out a way in the
00:35:17
seats with a blanket you. Just have this visual of.
00:35:20
The paper towels all over the back and you're like, whoa,
00:35:25
whoa, that paper towel moved like, hold on baby, hold up.
00:35:27
Yeah, Now I think I would be more up to try it on a long
00:35:32
flight. It's dark blanket.
00:35:35
Fair enough. Long flights for sure.
00:35:38
The bathrooms are usually a little bigger on these big
00:35:40
planes. So blanket, yeah.
00:35:43
Stewardess kind of a lean over. I just said stewardess, I'm
00:35:45
sorry, I don't need any drinks or water.
00:35:47
Nothing right now to keep going. Flight attendant, can I have 3
00:35:50
blankets and And then I'm gonna need another one for the actual
00:35:55
movie right? Sit back down.
00:35:58
That was those are mine. Then I thought it was pretty
00:36:00
funny. I just now there was one time we
00:36:03
were flying Australia. There's a long flight
00:36:07
international. Flight Qantas.
00:36:08
Qantas. What are they called anyway?
00:36:10
Qantas. Anyway?
00:36:12
So there was a woman sitting in front of me, and at one point
00:36:17
she literally threw her seat back to lay down.
00:36:21
That's another one. Yeah.
00:36:23
Just threw it back. And I literally caught my ex
00:36:26
wife's drink to keep it from spilling everywhere.
00:36:29
And so, you know, I'm a kind of, I'm a tall guy and well, when it
00:36:33
comes to these little bitty seats.
00:36:34
And so literally, her head is almost touching my face.
00:36:39
And so I'm like, okay, I get it. It's a long flight.
00:36:41
You want to be able to lean back.
00:36:42
I get it. So I leaned up and I said,
00:36:45
ma'am, I get it. I said just give me a heads up
00:36:48
Next time, just give me a heads up.
00:36:50
And she said, okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:36:53
So lights came on, they served us food, blah blah blah.
00:36:57
Anyway, lights dimmed back. Whom threw the seat back?
00:37:03
I was like, this is fucking ridiculous.
00:37:06
So Needless to say, for the rest of that flight, I don't know how
00:37:08
many hours was I played the drums on the back of her side
00:37:12
with my knees. Yes, yes, all the way home.
00:37:16
Yeah, this is Australia. This isn't like Dallas to
00:37:18
Houston. This is Australia.
00:37:20
This is fucking ridiculous. I mean, just say, hey, I'm
00:37:22
coming back. Cool.
00:37:23
Let me hold shit. Why is that hard?
00:37:26
I don't get it. I don't get it.
00:37:27
I usually will lean back and say, hey, do you mind if I lean
00:37:29
back a little further? Cool.
00:37:31
Yes. Come on back.
00:37:33
So I didn't tell her not to lean her seat back.
00:37:35
Just give me a heads up so. There's a lot of airplane stuff
00:37:38
and maybe that'd be a good segment.
00:37:40
We'll explore some of those. Those are the ones that stuck
00:37:43
out. When I was reading this article
00:37:45
and seeing these pictures, I was just like, okay.
00:37:47
The Mile High Club is always fun to talk about.
00:37:49
That would be interesting. Does what counts as the Mile
00:37:54
High Club? That's a good question.
00:37:55
Does it have to be intercourse? Yeah.
00:37:57
Or does it have to be maybe oral?
00:37:59
Does that count? Interesting.
00:38:02
Okay, we'll get. Maybe that's still not part of
00:38:04
the Namaha club. Maybe that'll be one of our
00:38:07
serious topics. What about a hand job?
00:38:12
I don't think so. I don't think you can count
00:38:14
that, can you? Because look, I'm not gonna lie
00:38:17
to you. I think certain people have had
00:38:18
that under blankets on the in the seats.
00:38:21
I mean, I've done it to myself, so I don't know if that counts.
00:38:27
You're like said that someone. That someone says you, Are you
00:38:30
part of the Mile High Club? You're like, hell, yeah, yeah,
00:38:32
yeah. With somebody.
00:38:33
No, no, yeah, that was a solo member.
00:38:36
Solo. It's a different club, a whole
00:38:39
different club. Anyway, that's great, dirty.
00:38:43
Let's move on. So this is super, super fast
00:38:47
because I knew this was going to happen.
00:38:49
We're going to come back after a long, a long break and then
00:38:53
we're just going to Babble and Babble.
00:38:54
But. Get this.
00:38:56
So in Nevada, there are some Rangers slash troopers slash
00:39:00
Highway Patrol who plowed through.
00:39:06
I'm not again, I laugh at the worst thing straight.
00:39:09
But they plowed through a group of protesters who were blocking
00:39:13
the highway, and they were environmentalists.
00:39:17
They claim they're environmentalists and they were
00:39:20
climate activists, so they were doing some sort of blockade.
00:39:26
And apparently the sheriff slash again, highway patrolman,
00:39:31
whatever, my go look it up was your own research and I'm going
00:39:36
to do the gun thing. And they were they, they had
00:39:38
their guns out and they said we'll give you 30 seconds to get
00:39:42
out, to move or to get off the street.
00:39:44
To get out of the street, you're blocking the road.
00:39:46
That is illegal. Gotcha.
00:39:48
They didn't do it, so they just plowed through and moved them
00:39:52
themselves. Moved themselves, got out.
00:39:54
Arrested them. They just they just arms broken
00:39:59
it basically. They basically just whoop some
00:40:01
ass is what happened and of course now everybody's up in
00:40:05
arms and about it. Broken ones, they can't, they
00:40:11
can't, they can't. They can't, they can't get upset
00:40:14
so real fast, Do you think, Do you think if you are blocking
00:40:18
the road, which is illegal, where's the line?
00:40:22
Where's the line? What can you do to quote, UN
00:40:27
quote, move them? I mean, what if you're on your
00:40:29
way to work? What if you have a family?
00:40:31
You got to go to work, I mean. Well, especially when you have a
00:40:33
family. I mean, you talk about being in
00:40:35
the city, yeah. You also have to think about
00:40:37
these crazy assholes in this world.
00:40:39
I mean, if you nudge them with your vehicle, I mean, are they
00:40:42
going to pull out a fucking gun and shoot you?
00:40:44
You know? So is it worth it?
00:40:46
Well, I don't. I don't mean to stereotype, but
00:40:49
a lot of these these activists. They're not carrying a gun.
00:40:53
They're not really gun people either.
00:40:55
They're usually the opposite. But you're right.
00:40:57
I mean, who knows what they do? Maybe they all jump in your car
00:41:00
becomes this huge ordeal. Exactly.
00:41:02
Because, I mean, I've been on the highway before where these,
00:41:05
these bikers that like to do the stunts and all that bullshit on
00:41:07
the highway and you, you know, they come a hundred 150 deep of
00:41:13
motorcycles and then they slowly slow down, blocking traffic,
00:41:18
slowing down traffic, doing it so they can do their fucking
00:41:21
stunts. You know it.
00:41:24
I mean, if if you were to accidentally nudge one of those
00:41:26
fucking bikers, that's not nudging, that's a.
00:41:29
You know, I mean, they could injure them.
00:41:31
That's what I mean. So it's like, why?
00:41:33
Why do they feel the need to do that?
00:41:35
You know? Yeah, I think anything that you
00:41:37
block traffic, I mean traffic, especially where we are, oh,
00:41:41
we're in Dallas. It's it's bad enough anywhere
00:41:44
that you're blocking a roadway that somebody needs to get to.
00:41:47
I get mad at people that are there legally, like, yeah,
00:41:50
people doing yard work and their truck is in my life.
00:41:53
I get, I mean much less. Don't protest all you want, but
00:41:58
as soon as you block the roadway, you are doing it
00:42:01
illegally. People talk about, oh, I'm
00:42:03
legally protesting. I'm allowed to protest.
00:42:06
Well then, then do it, but you're not allowed to do that.
00:42:10
And then they get mad. You don't want us to protest.
00:42:12
That's not it. We just want to be able to get
00:42:14
from point A to point BI mean. Even think about it.
00:42:16
On the other hand, how many people are distracted when they
00:42:18
drive? Think about some idiot driving
00:42:21
through there and look down on their phone and not even realize
00:42:23
there's a protest there and run right through.
00:42:27
So I mean, so you know, for your safety too, Let's not be stupid.
00:42:31
Let's get on the sidewalk. Yeah I think you're.
00:42:34
I think we agree these people are they're stupid and they just
00:42:37
need to I'm I'm definitely and I don't think Shrey is either.
00:42:41
I think here at Stay in the great podcast, I think we we
00:42:46
support people having the right to so, so I was going to say
00:42:50
bitch and complain. This protest and protest, right
00:42:54
they they have a right to protest things that matter and
00:42:58
and that's that's the point. That's the point of this
00:43:00
country. I would love to protest.
00:43:01
You have to do maybe. We're just too lazy to make a
00:43:04
sign. Why don't we?
00:43:05
What was there? There was a comedian that said I
00:43:10
wanted to go protest protesting, but I didn't know how to.
00:43:13
It was something anyway. It was something funny and it
00:43:15
made no sense. I was I was against picketing,
00:43:18
but I didn't know how to show it like I was against picketing
00:43:22
with a sign. But I didn't know.
00:43:24
I see what you did there. I see what you did.
00:43:27
Yeah. Yeah.
00:43:28
That. That's pretty funny.
00:43:29
That may be cut. Maybe not.
00:43:31
It was Mitch. Mr. Mitch Hadberg.
00:43:33
Rest in peace. Yeah, he was great.
00:43:35
But. But that's the thing.
00:43:36
I mean, go do your thing, Protest.
00:43:38
That's what this country's about.
00:43:40
But do it. Do it the right way.
00:43:41
Yeah. And and don't sit there and act
00:43:44
like just because you have a right to protest that that
00:43:48
everybody else just cater to you.
00:43:51
Just because you want to protest doesn't mean that we're going to
00:43:53
everyone's going to go, oh shoot, we better stop and check
00:43:56
this out. Right.
00:43:57
So that that. Be smart about it.
00:43:59
Be smart about it. All right?
00:44:02
Take take me away from that one. I I don't know.
00:44:05
I read that story and I just kind of laughed.
00:44:06
And then I didn't know why I laughed.
00:44:08
And then I laughed again. And then I realized that I'm OK
00:44:11
with laughing at that. So.
00:44:13
I thought it was funny. Yeah, it's pretty funny.
00:44:15
So I was at the gym the other day and I thought this was kind
00:44:17
of interesting. So I walk up to one of the
00:44:19
machines and you were at the gym.
00:44:20
I. Was at the gym and.
00:44:22
There was a a little gym bag sitting there in front of one of
00:44:25
the machines or whatever. And a gym bag.
00:44:28
You mean like a with like people somebody bring their clothing?
00:44:31
Yeah, just. Yeah.
00:44:31
And then there's actually a cell phone sitting on their side.
00:44:34
I'm assuming somebody is close by, right?
00:44:36
So I I look over to the closest person next to me and I look at
00:44:39
to him and I said, you know, is this, is this your bag?
00:44:42
Oh, no, no. OK.
00:44:43
So I kind of turn around to this guy behind me and I kind of
00:44:48
pointed at the bag as like your is, is this your bag and mid.
00:44:53
I guess mid part of his exercise where he looks me dead in my
00:44:56
eye, he says. I don't fucking know.
00:45:00
Wow. I was like, all right, this is
00:45:01
intense, take it easy. So I said OK, sorry.
00:45:04
And so I I continue to look around cuz usually when you walk
00:45:07
up so he's just mad at you for like I.
00:45:08
Don't know. He's mad at the fucking world.
00:45:10
I don't know. I mean, he had these crazy eyes
00:45:13
and I was just like, all right, did he?
00:45:14
I just snort. It was like a bolding vein.
00:45:17
Something, I mean, it was I was like, all right, I'm my bad.
00:45:20
So usually when you walk up and somebody's just happened to walk
00:45:23
away, usually they're right back real quick something and OK, so
00:45:26
I did another turn around just to kind of see if anybody was
00:45:29
walking back up to their back. And I accidentally made eye
00:45:32
contact with this gentleman again guy.
00:45:35
And he proceeded to tell me I don't give a fuck.
00:45:39
I was like, to what? Wait.
00:45:41
I didn't even say anything. I just happened to.
00:45:44
Accidentally I was doing another round around the gym.
00:45:48
It's just said I don't give a fuck.
00:45:50
So you didn't turn and say something else?
00:45:51
I. Didn't I just happened to look
00:45:54
in his direction, We accidentally made eye contact
00:45:56
again and he looks me dead in my eye and says I don't give a
00:45:59
fuck. And I was like, OK, you know,
00:46:03
how long was it between interactions with this guy?
00:46:06
It was like a minute or two. It wasn't even that long.
00:46:08
It was but but it was still. But the point was, is he was.
00:46:11
I didn't even what he's gonna let you know that he did not?
00:46:15
He did not give a fuck. Not give a fuck.
00:46:16
So I had proceeded to turn back around.
00:46:19
I started doing my exercise and I heard him mumbling some other
00:46:23
things and I just kind of, please, God, don't do anything
00:46:26
crazy. What if you hear?
00:46:27
What if he was on something? I don't know.
00:46:29
He was intense. I mean, eyes.
00:46:31
What was what exercise was he doing?
00:46:33
I was. He was doing he was on the
00:46:35
triceps so the the cable machine stuff like that.
00:46:38
So yeah, I was, he was in. He was into it all the sudden.
00:46:42
I'm sorry, Little extra grunting going on.
00:46:44
Yeah. You're like.
00:46:46
He didn't. He's kept mumbling something and
00:46:48
and I've seen guys walking around just mumbling shit and I
00:46:50
just, he had to be staring, he had to be Roid.
00:46:53
Don't you think? I don't know, but I just.
00:46:56
I know you and I just. I just get this because you're
00:46:59
so nice. I just turn to you.
00:47:01
Like, do you know who this bag is?
00:47:02
I can just see this guy just looking.
00:47:04
Right. He was upset about life.
00:47:06
I don't know. Or he was just really into that
00:47:08
exercise. But it was the second one.
00:47:10
It was just the eye contact. Yeah, you didn't even see.
00:47:12
The eye contact. It's like, I promise I wasn't
00:47:16
asking you about the back again. So yeah.
00:47:19
You should have finally, just for the sake of the show, asked
00:47:24
him for a third time. Like like.
00:47:27
Are you sure? Like I really need to know
00:47:30
who's? Are you sure you don't know the?
00:47:32
Phone had a pink case on it. Are you sure this is not?
00:47:35
Is this yours? Yeah.
00:47:36
So yeah, that's pretty funny. Anyway, that's funny.
00:47:40
So let's do some crazy. Let's do some crazy facts.
00:47:43
What? Which category are we going to?
00:47:45
This one's crazy deaths. Well, which I guess if I would
00:47:48
ask this man one more time, it would have been crazy death.
00:47:51
I love crazy death. So, OK, let me let me retract.
00:47:56
I love crazy death stories for the show.
00:47:58
Yeah. Yeah, let's hear it.
00:48:00
So this one is actually called Tragic Fall.
00:48:04
Well, that sounds very basic, but I'm gonna.
00:48:06
I'm gonna go ahead and listen. So it says this couple while
00:48:11
caught in the throes of passion. Now I'm in.
00:48:16
Two young lovers, both 21 to be 21.
00:48:21
Tumbled 50 feet from a rooftop. What in Columbia, SC, says their
00:48:28
naked bodies were found on the road by a taxi driver said.
00:48:31
The driver alerted police, who were first bemused until they
00:48:36
searched what? Bemused BEMUSEI.
00:48:41
Know that. You know what that is?
00:48:42
Yeah, yeah. That's not that's.
00:48:44
A real word. Yeah, that seems odd for a
00:48:46
police police when they OK get on the scene.
00:48:50
So, Needless to say, the taxi driver sees two naked people
00:48:54
dead, right? Alerts the cops.
00:48:56
Cops could show up. They were bemused until they
00:49:00
searched the area around the death scene and found the
00:49:02
couple's clothes in a pile on the roof.
00:49:05
So it says the driver was stunned.
00:49:08
It's rather unusual to find two naked people in the middle of
00:49:10
the road, he said. The deaths were being treated as
00:49:12
a tragic accident, adding we believe they tumbled off the
00:49:16
roof while in the heat of passion.
00:49:19
So the victims who died at multiple injuries after falling
00:49:22
had both recently graduated from South Carolina University.
00:49:24
That was Columbia. Yeah, Columbia is Gamecocks, by
00:49:27
the way. Can you imagine that?
00:49:29
Haven't. So we were talking about the
00:49:31
Mile High Club, but on the roof. I mean, that's fun, but then you
00:49:38
fall the fuck off. I mean, what?
00:49:40
What could you have been doing at that point that you realize
00:49:43
I'm right next to the fucking edge of a building before you
00:49:46
fall off? Or figure angles out like figure
00:49:48
out. Right, let's plan this shit out
00:49:50
a little bit. I'm trying to think about this,
00:49:51
right? So I have logic.
00:49:53
I have a lot of questions but I'm going to try and narrow it
00:49:55
down. So First off, do they know for
00:49:59
sure? What if it was like?
00:50:03
Some sort of dare. And they took the.
00:50:05
I mean, you know what I mean? Like what if?
00:50:07
Do they know they were like banging on the roof?
00:50:10
That's a good question, but. Was there no mention of a
00:50:14
condom? They were not college.
00:50:18
They weren't practicing safe sex.
00:50:19
Literally. On this in more ways than one.
00:50:23
Off the fucking roof anyway. So if you're going at it, Can
00:50:26
you imagine, Trey? Let's just say you're going at
00:50:31
it with a lovely lady. On the rooftop and let's just
00:50:37
say if you just serve shits and giggles, she's on top and you
00:50:43
know it's you're enjoying it. It's passionate but fun.
00:50:46
But it's so it's serious, but also playful.
00:50:51
Playful. At what point do you realize
00:50:58
that you're fucking going off this roof?
00:51:02
Did did all of a sudden they go oh shit and try and catch
00:51:07
themselves or was it so good they were just like we're not
00:51:10
going and all of a sudden they were just off and and how far
00:51:14
did you say it was? 50 feet.
00:51:16
And they died. Says they died 50 feet.
00:51:20
Look, Can you imagine if he was? 50 feet is.
00:51:24
Sorry, I don't mean to be. What if he was having an orgasm
00:51:27
as they went off? Is that an amazing orgasm or?
00:51:33
Well, if there's a way to go, that's the way to.
00:51:35
Go, I would imagine. Now, as long as once they hit,
00:51:39
it was quick, yeah, imagine hitting their time.
00:51:44
Let's just. Let's move on.
00:51:45
Okay. Next one.
00:51:46
Well, man, you know what, Trey? What that story just did was.
00:51:52
Tell me never having sex on the roof.
00:51:54
There you go. There you go.
00:51:55
Next topic or be a little careful, Yeah.
00:51:59
Or how about a flat? How about?
00:52:01
A roof that didn't have such an angle.
00:52:03
Apparently, but it's all about the angle.
00:52:05
Ryan, it's all about the angle in many ways, yeah.
00:52:08
Go ahead, Trey. So the next one gone in a flash.
00:52:13
So I thought this was interesting, so let me dream.
00:52:17
Did you hear the one about the shoplifter who was found dead
00:52:21
under a shop? Well, this is under a shop.
00:52:24
Under a shop. In a basement or underground?
00:52:27
I guess we'll find out. OK.
00:52:29
Sorry. I'll be quiet.
00:52:30
Well, this story isn't far off. It says burglar Santiago
00:52:36
Alvarado. I feel like you didn't have to
00:52:40
do that. I didn't, but I did.
00:52:43
But it was still. I take advantage of it.
00:52:44
It's still funny. Yeah.
00:52:46
I love the names Santiago. Alvarado.
00:52:51
Alvarado was killed as he fell face 1st through the ceiling of
00:52:56
a bicycle shop he was burglarizing in Lompoc, CA.
00:53:01
Oh, he. Was so he's going to rob this
00:53:03
shop so he was robbing the ceiling the like the roof of.
00:53:06
It fell through the ceiling of it, so Santiago died when the
00:53:12
long flashlight he had placed. I can't wait for the end.
00:53:20
In his mouth to keep his Handsfree rammed into the base
00:53:24
of his skull as he hit the floor, it says is it bad that I
00:53:30
mean cuz I'm like I'm like yeah fuck you you deserve this you
00:53:33
rob her. It says let this be a lesson
00:53:35
that crime doesn't pay kids well said.
00:53:38
We're we're not sure what happened to his getaway driver,
00:53:42
seen above and just got on and so on.
00:53:44
His getaway driver got the fuck out of there.
00:53:46
Yeah, this guy just ran a flashlight through his skull.
00:53:49
It was fucking the getaway drivers.
00:53:52
Like I'm out. But how did he know Well?
00:53:56
How do you know? Well, now how?
00:53:57
Do you know when to roll? You hear sirens coming up?
00:54:00
I don't know. If I'm a getaway driver and I
00:54:04
hear sirens, I'm out, I've been, I'm done.
00:54:06
Yeah. I mean, yeah, that's kind of, I
00:54:09
would negotiate that with the guy before he went in.
00:54:11
I'd be like. Look, I don't like you that
00:54:12
much. I'm.
00:54:12
Letting you know. Or if you hear a crash, do you
00:54:16
you bolt? At that point, I don't know,
00:54:18
because maybe a crash, He could have been successful.
00:54:23
Yeah, I don't know either way that I can't even imagine a an
00:54:27
entire. Was it like a big flashlight or
00:54:30
like a little like I can't even imagine?
00:54:32
It says he was holding it in his mouth, so I had to assume he was
00:54:36
like one of those smaller ones. Magnum.
00:54:37
Flashlights. One of those ones, that cop
00:54:40
like, yeah, yeah. I mean, if his mouth is that
00:54:42
strong, you know, so, so yeah, that was a couple of interesting
00:54:49
and I don't. You know what?
00:54:50
Some of these ones we've talked about before, I've laughed at
00:54:53
and then I apologize. I say, I don't mean to laugh,
00:54:56
but if you're going to shoot somebody because you think you
00:54:59
have bulletproof potion, you deserve.
00:55:02
I laugh at this guy because he was a criminal.
00:55:06
And I don't have a lot of sympathy for criminals.
00:55:08
Well, and you know, the family came out and said, you know, he
00:55:10
was an Angel. He would never misunderstand
00:55:14
like this. This this is not.
00:55:16
They gave him proper flashlight training this.
00:55:19
Was false news. As a as a youth in Cub Scouts,
00:55:23
they talked about flashlights and this was.
00:55:25
Yeah, he was just trying to feed his family, you know.
00:55:28
So anyway, sorry Santiago. Yeah, Santiago, let's talk about
00:55:34
a sore throat. I can't even imagine.
00:55:38
Can you imagine that? All right, let's do awareness
00:55:41
real quick before we wrap it up. So go ahead.
00:55:45
Sorry, no, I'm yeah. A little excited.
00:55:47
You're ready to go. We're gonna do a look.
00:55:50
Most people now have listened to the show, but if you haven't,
00:55:53
this is called an awareness of self-awareness and we just It's
00:56:00
a bitch fest for sure, but it's about people that need to be
00:56:02
more self aware. So Trey, apparently.
00:56:05
Is has one in the chamber. Which goes perfectly to this
00:56:13
okay good. So I didn't even mean to do
00:56:17
that. I don't know if you ever, kind
00:56:20
of, I don't know, look at yourself and figure out okay.
00:56:23
Well, yeah, I need to have awareness of self-awareness and
00:56:27
things. You do.
00:56:28
Yeah, I do. I do, I admit.
00:56:29
So I know we joke around from time to time about.
00:56:35
My sexual preference. I don't know if that's.
00:56:39
The possibility I'm sorry, can we all take a moment to laugh at
00:56:45
the fact that anybody that's been with us this long in the
00:56:49
show, and I wish we had Antoine here because he would laugh at
00:56:54
this. We have a buddy that's come on
00:56:56
the show quite a bit, but people have wondered if Trey has a
00:57:01
little bit of some gay tendencies.
00:57:04
I know for a fact that he's not, but it's still funny.
00:57:07
So go ahead. I'm sorry, I just said, look, I
00:57:10
gotta give everybody what they so for whatever.
00:57:13
I mean, for anybody that thinks I may have these gay tendencies,
00:57:16
okay, I've become aware that I would not.
00:57:24
There's so many things you could say right now.
00:57:26
I don't feel like I would be a good gay lover.
00:57:28
And let me tell you why. So because you're selfish.
00:57:32
My gag reflex is horrible. So I was at the dentist the
00:57:39
other day and you know how they do the xrays and stuff even?
00:57:43
Hold on, you gotta give me a second on that.
00:57:46
I'm thinking of one of one of our friends, one of your close
00:57:49
friends and somebody. I really like that that.
00:57:53
Have a bad gag reflex? No, no, he gave.
00:57:56
He always gives you our time. He's like, you act so gay on the
00:57:59
show. Yeah.
00:58:00
I'm remembering him now. And he's gonna love this one.
00:58:03
Yeah, go ahead. But you know, I'm at the
00:58:06
dentist. There's a dentist.
00:58:07
They're shoving those things in the mouth to.
00:58:10
I get yeah, I like that. No one likes that dragon.
00:58:13
Even gay people. Makes me gag.
00:58:14
No one likes that's. And so then another, you know,
00:58:18
I'm, I'm riding my bike at night or in the morning or whatever
00:58:21
the fuck I'm riding the bike and he's fucking bugs keep.
00:58:24
I mean, they will literally hit the back of my throat and I will
00:58:26
start gagging trying to cough him up.
00:58:29
I'm sitting there thinking. This can't be good for a gay
00:58:33
relationship. A gag reflex like this is
00:58:36
horrible. Not to mention the last time I
00:58:38
had a man in my mouth, it was disgusting.
00:58:45
So, so not only was the reef, I mean, not only was the reflex
00:58:48
bad, but you didn't like, you didn't enjoy it it.
00:58:50
Was enjoy it. Yeah.
00:58:51
So I'm just saying, but I. Can't imagine.
00:58:54
Trying to bring awareness of self-awareness to myself, Ryan.
00:58:57
I can't imagine. That gay guys like bugs going in
00:59:02
the back of their mouths when they're riding their bikes.
00:59:04
And it's horrible. You're riding the bike and it
00:59:06
hits the back of your throat and you're like, you know, it's just
00:59:09
horrible and just trying to spit it out.
00:59:12
It's just you don't get a second date, you're.
00:59:14
Telling me there's a correlation between bugs hitting the back of
00:59:22
your throat while riding a bike and oral sex between a gay man.
00:59:27
You would think so, right? Sure.
00:59:30
I don't know. I'm learning.
00:59:31
I'm trying to learn. I'm learning.
00:59:33
Maybe we should ask any of our gay friends that we have.
00:59:37
Cuz we have some now. Yeah.
00:59:40
And see what they think. That's a good idea.
00:59:43
Yeah. That'll be the first question we
00:59:45
ask. That's pretty funny.
00:59:51
I'm gonna do one real fast. Do you have another one real
00:59:53
quick? The only other one I can think
00:59:56
of recently is people that like to roll through stop signs and
01:00:01
so if you're not sure. Everybody does that.
01:00:02
Though roll through a stop sign is they come up to the stop sign
01:00:06
and instead of coming to a complete stop they decide to go
01:00:08
ahead and just roll up see if anybody's there and go.
01:00:12
So I mean, there's been so many times here recently where I'm.
01:00:16
I'm right out riding my bike and you know, I try to make eye
01:00:19
contact with the driver and they're trying to pay attention
01:00:23
to oncoming traffic more than me.
01:00:25
I get it. And but they don't have fucking
01:00:27
stops. They they never stop.
01:00:29
And sure enough they roll up to the stop sign and see that they
01:00:32
can get out and as soon as they turn their head they see me and
01:00:34
couple of them freak the fuck out.
01:00:36
Yeah, you're fucking idiot, but both ways you know, or stop your
01:00:39
fucking car. But you know, and I'm thinking
01:00:42
if these kids are out riding. They're probably not paying
01:00:45
attention as much as I am. I'm sitting there trying to make
01:00:48
eye contact with them and these poor kids probably aren't, you
01:00:50
know, but maybe they stop. You mean like training wheels
01:00:53
and? Now that point.
01:00:56
Because I'm near, I'm near a high school and I've seen, which
01:00:59
is weird because here recently I'm I'm always coming back to my
01:01:03
apartment as kids are going to school.
01:01:05
So I feel super cool as I ride through on my mountain bike with
01:01:08
my my helmet on and stuff like that.
01:01:11
As you see, these like 7 and eight-year olds ride by me and
01:01:14
they're just scooting along, looking at me like I'm an idiot.
01:01:17
Guy has a helmet on, yeah. So, so yeah.
01:01:21
So yeah, does your OK, does your helmet have one of the the back
01:01:27
ends that like a point OK. You did have the little visor
01:01:30
and I took. That no.
01:01:31
But I am gonna buy you one of. Well, the ones that stick
01:01:33
straight out. The one that looks like a like
01:01:36
you're going so fast that like the whole helmet.
01:01:41
Looks like I have sperm on my head.
01:01:43
The whole helmet's a point in the back.
01:01:46
I just. I think I I.
01:01:50
I would be more. I would laugh more at that
01:01:54
visual when you tell your bike stories, if you had that.
01:01:57
Helmet had the helmet. And if I'd buy it for you, then
01:01:59
I know. I'll wear it for you.
01:02:01
You know I would get good so. Well, rolling through the stop
01:02:04
signs, yeah. I mean, yeah, people do that.
01:02:07
But you're right, it's not just about cars.
01:02:09
It's about all kinds of stuff. People walking, riding their
01:02:12
bikes, especially if you're close to schools, you know,
01:02:14
just. Well, the biggest thing, and you
01:02:16
and I have talked about this before, the biggest thing is
01:02:18
that when you go through and you're looking this way, if
01:02:22
people can see me, if you can't see me, I'm looking left looking
01:02:25
left. And then all of a sudden, in the
01:02:27
three to five seconds that you looked left, something else
01:02:31
could have happened over here on the right.
01:02:34
And then instead of just going, you have to look.
01:02:36
Back to make sure that nothing's have right, Trey could have.
01:02:40
All of a sudden jumped into your right, your right side area.
01:02:45
There's a couple times I've thought about just throwing,
01:02:46
just jumping off my bike and just throwing it out there just
01:02:49
to see what they do, just to see if they get out.
01:02:52
I mean, I need a new bike anyway, so.
01:02:54
Look, you and I, you and I quote movies all the time.
01:02:58
Do you remember European Vacation when they hit the
01:03:00
biker? Yes.
01:03:02
And he's like, no, no, really, it's fine.
01:03:04
He's like blood is blood is shit getting out of his arm.
01:03:07
And he's like, no. Oh, American, great, Where are
01:03:09
you from? Yeah, he's trying to act the.
01:03:10
Bike is beat to hell. The bike is.
01:03:12
He's like, no, no, it's just a it's just a flesh one, really.
01:03:15
That's what I think of when I think of you getting hit.
01:03:18
Yeah. By car.
01:03:20
Yeah. Except I don't know if you but
01:03:22
you're nice you would be like that you'd be like ohh it's OK.
01:03:24
It's. I'll just read.
01:03:25
I'll do. I'll just.
01:03:26
Scoot over. Just have the ambulance pick me
01:03:28
up here. Yeah, I'm trying to figure out
01:03:30
what's gonna happen first. A jungle cats going to get me or
01:03:34
I'm going to get hit by a car, so I.
01:03:36
Don't know you're bringing up all these old topics again.
01:03:39
Trey believes there are Mountain Lions in Dallas, TX.
01:03:42
There was a report of 1 earlier in the spring, and those
01:03:45
episodes are no longer available.
01:03:47
I think we talked about. We'll tell We'll tell the story
01:03:50
again. But so now not only are there
01:03:53
mountain lions, Bobcats. Bobcats.
01:03:56
And didn't one of them leave a raccoon?
01:03:59
Yeah, on the trail for you. For me.
01:04:02
OK, so fair enough, they're mobbed up.
01:04:05
They're mobbed and they are going after Tray, yeah.
01:04:08
And then we we saw a cat outside this door.
01:04:11
Exactly but. Keeping tabs on me.
01:04:14
Keeping tabs. But so anyway, those are good.
01:04:18
I like those. I'll do one real fast and then
01:04:20
we'll wrap it up. And this is quick and easy and
01:04:24
simple. And if there's anybody that says
01:04:27
you know what? That's not that big a deal.
01:04:30
Then don't stop listening to us because we're not on the same
01:04:34
page. You know what?
01:04:34
I take a look. Listen to us, but don't tell
01:04:40
your friends. I don't know.
01:04:42
I don't know what I'm trying to say.
01:04:43
What I'm trying to say is that if you're in line at let's say
01:04:49
Starbucks or. An ice cream shop or or anywhere
01:04:56
where there's a line involved. In free.
01:04:58
Free Birds. That's a good one, where there
01:05:01
are 5 to 10 people in line and you're sitting there going,
01:05:04
okay, let's I gotta, I need to hurry, let's go.
01:05:08
And you get up and the person in front of you doesn't know what
01:05:13
they want by the time they get to.
01:05:17
Motherfucker. To the front of the line they've
01:05:20
had. 10 to 15 minutes to to analyze the menus right there,
01:05:27
what they want. All of a sudden they've got
01:05:29
questions. They they don't know exactly
01:05:31
what they want. I don't even know if they know
01:05:33
where they are. How is this meat prepared?
01:05:36
Yeah, what is a burrito? I'm just.
01:05:39
How it's pronounced? The other day this happened at
01:05:43
Starbucks, honestly. And this lady comes up and of
01:05:46
course she wants to know all about sorry I'm rubbing my
01:05:49
temples right now. She wants to know all about how
01:05:53
the different milk is prepared for the what I whatever and all
01:05:58
my all my kids wanted was some damn cake pops which are right
01:06:03
there and it I. Don't.
01:06:06
But I knew that before I got to the front of the line.
01:06:09
Even my kids, my 1 1/2 and 3 1/2 year olds, knew which cake pop
01:06:14
they wanted by the time we got to the.
01:06:17
Front of the this. Bitch in front of me.
01:06:21
Didn't have a clue what she wanted, even though we were
01:06:23
waiting in line for 10 minutes. It's ridiculous.
01:06:26
That's a good one, right? That's a good one.
01:06:28
That's a very just. Be aware, be like look, let me
01:06:31
turn. And she was on her phone the
01:06:33
whole time. That's that's that that I guess.
01:06:36
That have your questions ready. If you have to, ask questions
01:06:38
because you know how much of a child I am when it comes to
01:06:42
eating right and ordering right. So just have your questions
01:06:45
ready. Boom, boom, boom, boom.
01:06:46
That's the point, though, is you.
01:06:47
You have established a talent for it, you understand right?
01:06:51
And you're willing to work hard to not piss everybody?
01:06:56
Off around you? Exactly.
01:06:59
Or just let somebody go in front of you, but you know.
01:07:02
I just, I guess I don't get why you're sitting there and you
01:07:05
don't know what you want and you're doing other things and of
01:07:08
course it could be emergency situation, probably not.
01:07:13
And I'm sure they've been in a Starbucks before.
01:07:15
That's that right? I mean, and I I think she ended
01:07:21
up getting like a medium coffee. She.
01:07:24
Got a bottle of water she got like, I mean, she got anyway.
01:07:28
So that was mine. Tonight was just, if you're in
01:07:30
line, and especially if you've got more than a few minutes of
01:07:35
thinking, right, how about you figure out what you want because
01:07:38
people behind you are in a rush. I have two kids.
01:07:42
Same simple enough when you gotta get the cake.
01:07:45
Man, I want a cake Pop. Now I know.
01:07:49
My kid got cookies and cream, that's what.
01:07:52
That's what I would get. My other kid wanted some Berry
01:07:55
bullshit and I yeah, I wasn't a fan of that.
01:07:58
Hopefully he whooped his ass. Yeah, he's he's not even 2 yet,
01:08:01
so I didn't get too upset. If he was two, I would have
01:08:05
tried. Maybe he picked it for the color
01:08:07
too, though he. Probably picked it for the
01:08:11
color. Yeah.
01:08:14
In fact, last time I there there are two that are very similar to
01:08:17
each other and then I swear we're going to.
01:08:19
Stop talking two that are very similar to each other.
01:08:22
There's one that's yellow and one that's purple, he calls it.
01:08:27
Blue, but pretty much purple. Gotcha.
01:08:29
And they look very similar. Well, I got him the the yellow
01:08:33
one and it was like a should show.
01:08:35
I mean, he was just pissed, like I wanted blue and he can't even
01:08:40
barely talk. But he he could talk enough to
01:08:43
tell me that I fucked up. So today, that's your boy.
01:08:48
Today I brought him in there and he pointed.
01:08:49
He looked at me almost like, Did you figure this out yet?
01:08:56
I can see. I said.
01:08:57
I looked at the guy. Go give me one of those right
01:08:59
there with these purple blue owl thingies and and he was happy
01:09:03
the whole way home, just eating the shit out of it, so.
01:09:06
You gotta learn. You gotta learn to get a data.
01:09:10
I'm so happy to be back. Dude, vacation.
01:09:15
It was not the best vacation, but maybe that's because we're
01:09:18
supposed to be doing this, right?
01:09:20
So I'm excited. Don't do that.
01:09:21
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